a look back at the wild factor moments featuring me, greg gutfeld and bernie mcguirk. you remember him. tall guy, bald. also the "new york times" says the tea party is dying out. is that so? we'll debate it moments away. >> greg: in the second factor flashback segment tonight. earlier this year the factor unveiled a brand new feature called what the heck just happened starring this guy. and bernie mcguirk, acting like fools and bill just trying to keep us out of jail. here is a look back at the wildest moments. begin. >> bill: we begin with a very strange picture vice president biden getting up close and personal with a biker chic in ohio. that happened sunday and nobody can quite explain it. i thought at first gutfeld it was a promo for the tv show anarchy. is that what it is? >> sons of anarchy? i thought he was preparing for the white house christmas party. is he going to be santa. [ laughter ] i love the look on the faces of the biker. that is america looking down at him. i love bikers they are either taking teddy bears it hospitals or getting meth to my uncle. >> b

. >> i'm greg gutfeld in for bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us. our top story tonight, the last ditch effort to avert the fiscal cliff. president obama met with congressional leaders for several hours at the white house today to try to hammer out a deal before taxes go up on more than 160 million americans. after the meeting, the president presented a new plan to avoid the cliff and said he was modestly optimistic. >> we had a constructive meeting today. senators reid and mcconnell are discussing a potential agreement where we can get a bipartisan bill out of the senate over into the house and done in a timely fashion so that we met the december 31st deadline. given how things have been working in this town we have to actually wait and see until it actually happens. the one thing that the american people should not have to wait and see is some sort of action. so if we don't see an agreement between the two leaders in the senate, i expect a bill to go on the floor. and i have asked senator reid to do. this put a bill on the floor that makes sure th

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i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, andrea tantaros, greg gutfeld. the count down is on. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: 2012 is coming to a close. fired up and ready to go for 2013. it's been quite a year, guys. go through "the five"'s biggest stories and worst stories but go around the table quickly. new year's eve. kimberly, love it or hate it? >> kimberly: i love new year's eve. it usually work new year's eve. but you get off in midnight just in time for celebratory inebry yens. >> eric: how you? >> juan: i'm not crazy about it. i bet somebody else is having a better time. >> eric: that is sad. >> juan: going at it. >> kimberly: glass half ful full. >> juan: but i think i make you in puerto rico around new year's eve. it ran in geraldo at the restaurant and i thought it was fox in puerto rico. >> eric: we met in a hot tub. [ laughter ] i think that is juan williams. >> andrea: is that where the story ends? >> eric: i'm walking across a pool, walking by, drink in my hand. walk over and i think that's juan williams in the hot tub. juan? hey, bolli

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. >> greg: hello, i'm greg gutfeld with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino.s 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ so in times of tragedy, i know that opinions or facts don't help the suffering. saying gun violence dropped over 40 years or schools are safer than ever, that means very it will to people in shock. it's just noise. to me, it's like gun free zones. it sounds great but only in media who works in gun protected zones. fort hood, the dead weren't children but they were warriors, killed in a gun free zone in army base. you think the coward hasan didn't know that. evil seeks the vulnerable. so why can't a school be protected as 30 rock? is a talking head more valuable than a child? what do i know? i'm a talking head. i know nothing. as rare as the horrible events are, evil will always be. addressing mental health issues help, as we feel as the evil. each creep has the same m.o. but we report it like it's new. maybe it's time to ponder instead of pontificate. nobody is listening. they heard it before. tragically, we hear it all again. so this se

greg gutfeld didn't write any of them. ld have heard about it. >> greg: absolutely unnecessary! by the way, you can get "joy of hate" at any bookstore. >> kimberly: when are you going to ban the phrase gratuitous. as in -- >> greg: the photos i have of you? >> kimberly: your shameless self-promotion. >> bob: the pope could help him because he could use the help. the reason is the international organization of labor unions is meeting on the 13th. soily be gone. so it's their fault. people predict the enof the world -- treb creature? last year and everybody waited for it to end? i was waiting so if eric was the one person -- >> eric: why are you hating on me, brother? >> bob: because -- ahh, never mind. first, who are the mayans? they got wiped out, right? >> greg: they didn't predict that. >> kimberly: what do they have going for them? >> greg: they didn't predict their own ending. >> kimberly: they predict one in 2000 and it didn't happen. greg this is not their fault. this is the part of people like us who misread stories

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in arizona, the phoenix fond leer. andy what is coming up on tonight's show? >> winging the t tonight, no prompter. >> well, are you a pro. >> here we go. our top story tonight, unions protest peacefully as michigan passes mashist right to work legislation. -- fashist right to work legislation. i have msnbc's copy. i don't know what is going on here. and who did the readers of the guardian pick as their person of the year? the shocking story that will shock you. and finally, what are the worst things you can give as christmas gifts? the stocking story that will stalk you. that didn't work, i don't think. greg? >> you kind of let us all down there. >> you know, what can i say, man? technical difficulties. >> embarrassing, really. >> embarrassing for you more so than for me. and we will just move on and act like it didn't happen. >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot her blood type is lava. i am here with brooke goldstein, founder of the children's right institute and director of the law fair project. and he

greg gutfeld had the best idea this morning when he sent around the story and said we don't have to talkght. we are going to talk about him on "red eye." >> bob: say one thing. rap this. >> eric: housekeeping updates. @vanessariddle. tried to get her to 50,000. got her there. she is up to 164,000 twitter followers. she has stage four cancer. we have to go. get her to 250,000. before she goes to germany for more treatment. there is an election in louisiana.

may maybe-- greg gutfeld weighs on the double standard. and-- >> we're going to have to see the rates on the top 2% go up and we're not going to get a deal without it. >> virginia congressman on whether the president is willing to go over the fiscal cliff so he can blame the g.o.p. >> plus, olympic gold medal winning gabby douglas on the role of faith in her triumph. ladies and gentlemen, governor mike huckabee. [applaus [applause] >> thank you very much, great audience. welcome to huckabee from the fox news studios in new york city. [applause]. well for the past few weeks, i've traveled to about 48 city signing dear chandler, dear scarlet and i met several thousand who watched the show every week, it's.that americans are-- and many of you are wondering if your kids and grandkids are going to have a better life than you. and what i heard over and over our leaders aren't leading and the election didn't send a clear message, the song of the hugh once said, meet the new boss, same as the old boss pt sate president, same senate and same house.

jusanother guy that died andrew breitbart and close friend of mine and greg gutfeld.u how many afternoon and evening i spent across the street having scotchs with him. fantastic guy. he saw the big picture. he saw what was coming. a true hero. >> i will throw out a name you don't know. adam youch. he was one of the basteie boys, mca. he was taken very young. just like breitbart. 47 years old, suffered from cancer. early on beastie boys the big album, trailblazers of that type of music at that time. later on in his life, he became a buddhist. and later he apologized forto the world for the lyrics that with sexist and homophobic. he did humanitarian things. >> eric: foam phobic. >> he a -- homophobic. >> he apologized. >> i never knew. >> a wild child! >> do you have beastie boy concert anecdotes you'd like to share? >> i don't have any. do you have any? >> i don't. never been to a beastie boy concert. >> when you go, they'd play blips of the songs and you wouldn't get the whole song. i like every word to every song. >> don cornelius died. soul train. >> summer. >> okay

. >> bill: back of the book segment tonight, greg gutfeld missing in action. we don't know where he is and nobody is really looking for him. so we decided to put together a best of segment featuring recent gutfeld and mcguirk appearances. roll the tape. we begin with a very strange picture. vice president biden getting up close and personal with a biker chic in ohio. that happened sunday and nobody can quite explain it i thought at first gutfeld it was a promo for the tv show anarchy? >> sons of anarchy? i thought he was preparing for the white house christmas party. is he going to be santa. i love the look on the faces of the biker. that is america looking down. they are looking down at him. i love bikers. they are either sending teddy bears taking teddy bears to hospitals or getting meth from my uncle. >> bill: you believe it's a santa claus play. put that back up. interesting play on looks. it looks like they are ready to stab the vice president. >> if he didn't have secret service protection, they would have had to scrape him off the floor. >> bill: we don'

>> this is gutfeld all day long. "joy of hate." >> gregf hate." >> you made the best seller list. >> greg: four weeks running. >> amazing how many copies your parents bought. how they got around to that many stores. >> greg: you notice there is only one name on the book. there is no cowritten there. i did it all by myself with a bottle of wine. >> there is a good reason. no research at all. >> greg: i did a lot of research. a lot of research. >> bob: who is that second guy? >> eric: talk about your books. you alluded to them. >> bible for beck is the "new york times." >> debut on the "new york times." best seller list. remains there. >> number one. >> eric: number one. >> but this sunday, this coming sunday, kennedy is number one. lincoln is number two. and first time in history of publishing we have one and two, same author. you know how much it pains the "new york times." they are how this happening? do we have to print it? they do. >> dana: i was on a plane three weeks ago and -- shut up. i'm walking up the aisle and i saw four people.

thing really insane here is that nugent actually thinks people care with us and the very very ugly greg gutfeld gutfeld is one of the magical talking heads on fox news is the five show yesterday the group was talking about the job on. belcher murder suicide tragedy back bar to start with liberal broaden the discussion to gun violence in america as a whole. didn't like it especially didn't like it when back and suggested that thousands of kids are killed every year by gun violence and to work. there were more kids killed and i don't treat that how i thought why would i buy clothes by the way but you sure give me a g.a.o. to define the eighty five or seventy what do you think that's from what did you just say what it is what it was what the seventeen year old was killed by a gun would you call that bob that's called gang violence what is that a crime that you are using out your so you can as you progress ridiculous as right in the back of a liberal a lecture about guns or not or all the talk about all or don't murder mysteries i combined have less desk going i don't know i think it's seventeen ye

really insane here is that nugent actually thinks people care what he gets and the very very ugly greg gutfeld gutfeld is one of the magical talking heads on fox news is the five on the show yesterday the group was talking about the job on belcher murder or suicide tragedy bob eckel boxes to open liberal broaden the discussion to gun violence in america as a whole. didn't like it especially didn't like it when back and suggested that thousands of kids are killed every year by gun violence and take a look. there were more kids killed in our country that our but i can't find a way but you sure give me a g.a.o. the five eighty five or seventy one what what do you think that's from what did you just say what it is what it is what a seventeen year old was killed by a gun would you call that bob that's called. by which one is that across the aisle that you know you get out you say that makes you proud that's ridiculous that's right in the back of a liberal a lot of care about guy might not. want to talk about alligator injuries combined have less desk you'll be able to figure hey if seventeen year o

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ >> eric: on september 11, terrorists assassinated four in benghazi. five spent months discussing what happened that night. we went 15 days in a row to discuss the benghazi tragedy. the left wing media accused us and fox for overdoing the story. today, the state department released this report. first, something peculiar happened a couple days ago. there is a briefing. hillary clinton called for report and said this. >> i am responsible for the state department and 60,000 people around the world. decision about the security assets are made by security professionals. >> eric: that first part again? >> i'm responsible for the state department. >> okay. i'm responsible. but hillary clinton is no-show tomorrow. madam secretary bumped her head the other day and her doctor recommends she stay in bed. how about video link bedside? who is running the state right now? she can trun show but not testify. am i being too harsh here? >> bob: oh, no! why don't you get out of bed

i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: nbc sports -- >> dana: nbc sportscaster bob costas got in trouble for politicizing the murder-suicide by jovan belcher. bill o'reilly just sat down with costas moments ago to talk about the controversy. we at "the five" have the first clip. you will hear that in a moment. first, a 9/11 call has just been released in the case. this is belcher's mother cheryl shepard pleading for help after the mother of her granddaughter was shot by her own son. listen. >> dana: his mom obviously a strong woman, kimberly. some people asked today is it the case of the law that you have to release a 9/1 9/11 dash 911 tape like this or do they keep them private? >> andrea: if a request is made, subpoena to the tape and get reporting they are allowed to because it's part of the public record. once you do the proper steps you can get it. certain case, judge or prosecutor is pending, which we don't have here, because everybody is deceased that was involved in it. they can bl

i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeld is back! it's 5:00 in new york city. we're in a new studio for this week. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: we begin tonight with the n.f.l. murder-suicide and the unusual commentary that followed from nbc sport caster bob costas. on saturday morning, kansas city chiefs linebacker jovan belcher murdered the mother of his 3-month-old child. girlfriend cassandra perkins at their home. he drove to the team's practice facility and turned the gun on nims front of his coach and general manager. no one knows what set him off. but costas thinks he knows the reason. here he is on sunday night football. >> you want actual perspective on this? a bit comes from jason whitlock who i don't agree but today said it so well we may as well just quote or paraphrase from the and of his article. our current gun culture, whitlock wrote, ensure more and more domestic disputes will end in the ultimate tragedy an more convenience store confrontations over loud music coming from a car will leave more teenage boys bl

our studio audience they are going to leave quite happy because they are going to get a copy of greg gutfeld's book. >> wait they have to pay for that. >> no they don't. you are giving it to them. >> up next gabby douglas. a small business owner who wants to expand and create more jobs. it is turning his american dream into a nightmare. that's next. you manufacturer steel bars something that is used in various places, but what are the challenges that you face trying to make a product in america? >> governor, i never miss a marketing opportunity. on my way in a lot of the steel in your office is made by small companies like mine. the steel that holds up your lights moves your booms, the steel underneath the chairs in the audience. >> that is paper under there. >> be careful out there audience. >> it is made like companies like mine. we are a small steel manufacturer. we started in 93. our product is a commodity product. the steel we sell is the same as the steel made in china or india. there is a big difference, though. in america the rates from much higher. how does the company like mine compe

our studio audience they are going to leave quite happy because they are going to get a copy of greg gutfeld's book. >> wait they have to pay for that. >> no they don't. you are giving it to them. >> up next gabby douglas. a small business owner who wants to expand and create more jobs. it is turning his american dream into a nightmare. that's next. [ male announcer ] we all make bad decisions. like say, gas station sushi. cheap is good. and sushi, good. but cheap sushi, not so good. it's like that super-low rate on not enough car insurance. pretty sketchy. ♪ and then there are the good decisions. like esurance. their coverage counselor tool helps you choose the right coverage for you at a great price. [ stomach growls ] without feeling queasy. that's insurance for the modern world. esurance. now backed by allstate. click or call. you manufacturer steel bars something that is used in various places, but what are the challenges that you face trying to make a product in america? >> governor, i never miss a marketing opportunity. on my way in a lot of the steel in your office is made by small com

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in pennsylvania, the pittsburgh pooper. andy, what is coming up on tonight's big show? >> what is behind the united states birthrate plunging to the lowest level since it leaked in the 1920s and what does it mean? the shocking answers that will make you go out and make some babies. and are they creating scum villages? some say ya and others 8 -- others say nay. and what poll says is the best sitcom of all time, the best. >> guess what, andy. i am getting back on the bus. >> you are getting back on the bus, greg? >> i am getting back on the bus. >> when? >> december 15th to the 17th, but i don't know where. you will have to go to my facebook page and tell me where you would like me to go. and don't say andy's colon. >> i am not saying that. >> by the way, i think we have people asking what it was like on the bus. i believe we have tape of how i exercised. >> excellent. >> the great thing about that is i stayed in shape and then i ate the cat. >> i was going to say thanks for returning the cat safe and sound. >> well, i guess

why are we not on a plane to north korea to watch you sitting with the copies of your books, greg gutfeld has a new book out, ladies and gentlemen, and then signing autograph copies next to fluffy mcnutter. why are we in this studio? >> i know. it is time to leave. do plans like this make north korea sort of endearing? >> it makes me like north korea better because it reminds me of the kid in elementary school that made up his book report when he clearly didn't read the book. and then we went like -- and then we went downstairs and there were unicorns there. that was the end of the book. i are going to fail. you didn't even read the back. >> you are assuming this is fake. in your line of book let's say they were mass murderers. then you would be interested in them, wouldn't you? >> that might make it more interesting. >> i bet you don't buy it, do you? >> i don't buy. it maybe something is getting lost in translation. or this might be a joke in response to the onions naming the sexiest man alive they didn't get. i think this will all come out to be a little misunderstanding in a couple da

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in russia, margo kiter.et's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> president obama shakes the hand ever k pop sensation, psy after the old american wraps are revealed. we will have full team coverage straight ahead. plus there is a new report saying we will all be syborgs 1234* and what happens when we send bill schulz to a training center for aerial arts? hopeful leahy gets vertigo on the tram parkinson's disease and the safety harness breaks and the mat filled with sharp chards of glass. >> that's a lot to hopeful. >> it is, but i like to aim high. >> i like the specifics. >> it is not that i gained these scenarios out. >> i enjoy that, and now i want you to leave. >> and so i shall. >> bye. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot tabasco sauce sprinkles her on their eggs. i am here with patti ann browne. see what i did there? and if hilarity was a bridge tournament many would enter him. actor, writer and comedian, that is three things, michael ian black, three names.

i'm andrea tantaros with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld.it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> andrea: they're back. many of the key players returned to washington after the christmas break. president arrived back and senators back, too. one person isn't spotted yet on the beltway is house speaker john boehner and harry reid took him to task for it earlier. demanding that he bring the chamber of commerce back to session for a deal to be struck. >> the house of representatives with four days left aren't here with the speaker having told them he will give them 48 hours' notice. if we go over the cliff it will be with the knowledge that could have been done with a single vote. >> andrea: boehner's spokesman said reid should talk less. the speaker insists the senate should ask first for members to reconvene on sunday. we can go off the cliff. pass the obama tax cut and reinstate the sequester cuts to things like he likes like the national institute of health and cut the defense budget. put republicans in the corner to say you wa

i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, eric bolling, andrea tantaros. it's "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: new york paper called "journal news" is under fire for printing names and addresses of local gun owners and adding a map that shows where they live. some gun owners are ticked, which is wrong. because this article is the best argument for gun ownership ever. if you knew idiotic editor would out non-gun owners wouldn't you get a gun to protect yourself with the thugs the paper enabled? the non-gun owners made them the easiest marks. look at this map. what do you see? not just pockets of gun owners in red, but pockets without. how comfy would you feel knowing the gun-free zone was public. media champion privacy but only for the folks they life. listening to the media talk about guns is listening to a tree talk about algebra. consider celebrities like beyonce speaking out on gun control. someone might tell her of all the problems her husband jay-z has, owning a gun ain't one. i bet if there were a gun map of hollywood it would light up like rudolph's nose. if

i'm greg gutfeld. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top stories, three state department officials resign over an internet video that blasphemied the prophet mohamed? what? and is the seattle police department going out of its way to hire stoners? and finally who is "time's" person of the year? the shocking answer that was not so shocking. it feels good to get that off my chest. greg this. >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> glad to see me? >> sure. >> i guess it does president matter because they were going to the -- i guess it doesn't matter because they were 2ing to the transition. >> they could frost the christmas turkey just by sneezing on it which is disgusting. i am here with remi spencer. and if jokes were ice he would be the arctic circle because that's where you find a lot of ice. it is joe devito. and in brazil, he is considered a porta potty. it is bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a library many would enter him before finals. sit ks next to me -- sitting next to me,

i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5 verz in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: 22 days until things get weird around here. >> interesting outfit. >> my gosh! >> eric: yes, the dreaded fiscal cliff. tax hike, spending cut and sequestion ration, whatever they are. belly flop the economy at once. comfortabling the know that d.c. is on top of it all. alex simpson, former senator and the guy that everyone thinks is a lifeguard at the fiscal pool. ♪ ♪ >> eric: okay, beckel is gangnam style. good to know we're in good hands but get serious, folks. >> any word from karl rove? >> despite what we're telling you, it's over. romney lost. >> i guess it's time i explain, the good people, the upcoming fiscal cliff. >> the economy is the car and rich sman a driver. don't give the driver many. they will drive you over a cliff. just common sense. >> eric: not exactly. the only way to save the republic is for us to let the president go off the fiscal cliff. taxes will go up. but mandatory spending cuts get enacted. tha

i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. crunchtime on the north pole. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: thank you for spending part of your christmas eve with us. spirit of christmas is about giving. so earlier in month we did a secret santa. time to see who picked who. bob, you are up first. we have a gift for you here. it's big. >> dana: beautifully wrapped, too. >> dana: be careful. it's inflatable. >> kimberly: the spirit of giving. >> bob: i have a few of those. >> dana: a wrap for the beach. >> can you get one for under $10? >> you can. on times square. >> you have to figure out this is a good gift. this is a -- figure out who gave it to you. who is your secret santa, bo bobby! foosball. that is nice. it's from eric. >> dana: amazing. >> isn't that cool? >> why did you pick eric? >> i love it, it's for ages five and up. perfect. >> dana: we have the video of we saw the lights of your house. this is for the big kid that lives here. i thought this is something to play in greenroom. >> bob:

. >> what about the people tuned in looking for the bench player greg gutfeld and you're sitting there thing. we are good friends and here is why you have to love geraldo. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> eric: perfect timing. >> brian: always in the right place at the right time. they asked me to host this thing last night for the wounded warrior project. they put products across country from dory toes to clorox. heinz ketchup. when you buy heinz ketch finish there is a wounded warrior thing on there, buy it and the money goes to wounded warrior project. brilliant idea. if you see the logo, buy the product. >> dana: excellent. smart. great. i am going to guest host for governor mike huckabee. i know you will cancel your plans to see it. i have congressman allen west, bob is dieing to see. we will talk about hurricane sandy victims not happy about how the government and insurance companies are treating them in the wake of that. >> what instrument will you play?

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. >>> i am greg gutfeld. welcome to "red eye." or as i am known in canada, the ontario open robe. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> way to nail that cold open. our top story, is a white tennis player imitating serena williams racist? why not? everything else is. and would we have a budget deal if women were in charge? women say yes, but men say, football, video games. and in the midst of a contract dispute, flight attendants choose to select lively -- selectively with 408d -- withhold services. greg? >> what is wrong with your left sleeve? >> what is that? >> what is wrong with your left sleeve? >> i don't believe anything is wrong with it. >> i believe something is wrong with it. look at it. >> it is not buttoned. >> exactly. what kind of code are you doing? >> my right is not buttoned? >> you want to show up for work -- -- >> i want to show up unbuttoned. it is not the only thing unbuttoned right now, pal. >> are you disgusting. she is so warm that global warming is panicking about her. i am here with diane macedo. she is

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in bolivia, lily tomlin. and now to andy levy with a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> i thought i was watching "beatle juice" for a second. still coming up, does the man behind gangham -- gan g nan style hate america? and why did a man call 911 after breaking into a home? and what happens if we send bill schulz out to an area to learn circus arts? hopeful leahy will learn -- hopefully he will learn something about himself? no, hopefully he will be pull vaw rised and viewed to pieces by a wild pack of dogs. greg? >> thanks. >> are you waring pajama bottoms with that outfit? >> i am not. >> decide to help somebody move and then get a head start? >> what an odd comment from somebody who is wearing basically the same thing. >> no. i have a tie on. you are looking like you would stay at home and watch "love actually." >> i will say goodbye with my giant mug. >> please do. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so sharp she can cut diamonds with her tongue. i am here with ann coulter. her

. >> you post your behind the scenes with greg gutfeld and the gang pictures. >> by the way we had slepts of the -- excellent pictures of the bus tour on facebook. >> i am getting fat just thinking about it. >> the disturbing thing in this story is people get this artificial sense of self-esteem by being on facebook. if you are getting self-esteem from facebook, you may need to talk to somebody. >> that's a great idea for teenage girls out there. if they want to get their friend or frenemy they go on facebook page and like, like, like, like. oh that's great. another dorito. the next thing you know twenty pounds later and no boyfriend and greasy skin to boot. think about it. >> in another life you were a mean girl. >> i definitely was. >> and in another life i mean three years ago. we have to take a break. he did. he had surgery three years ago. he was a mean girl. post game wrap up. i hope he reads from a book. >>> see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern. and then o'reilly at 8:00 p.m. with remi spencer. who is that? >> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. >> how i