with me greg gutfelded.ome. >> thanks for having me. >> as an aspiring comedian do you have sympathy for a comic who is suddenly under fire for offending this or that group based on jokes therefrom years past? >> well i'm neither a comedian or aspiring comedian. i take offense to that. >> you play one on tv. >> no, comedian actually gets up on stage and tells jokes. i don't come that. >> so do you think the outrage is a little over the top? >> it always is. it's always over the top. the interesting thing about it is the left had assumed the people that were going to get angry with about his jokes or his tweets would be from the right. however, it's the left that were mostout raged over what they perceived to be sexist and racist jokes. they missed the fact that they're actual jokes. but it reads as too disturbing elements about twitter. one, it's a great place for manufactured outrage. it's a laysplace to go if you're bored and you want to get angry about something. >> or you've been drinking. >> exactly. i

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld along with eric bolling and dana perino. "the five." >>> hillary clinton's announcing her candidacy sunday via recorded message. here is a preview. >> that wasn't the right video but it beats e-mail. what is her big selling point? >> don't you someday want to see a woman president of the united states of america? >> fair enough. last time i checked there are 160 million americans equally as qualified if you are just factoring in gender and some can handle two devices. imagine asking why should i hire you and she responds because i'm a woman. that is not enough. hillary's campaign has always been gender specific. it is insulting to women. you're a woman you only care about your chromosomes. you probably cried watching "the notebook". that international stuff don't worry your pretty little heads. the women i know think more than campus approved gender conflict. this is how the left works. they don't see americans. they see types of americans that can only handle certain issues. if you are black it is race. if you are a woman i

gunned down a philadelphia police officer more than three decades ago, greg gutfeld is co-host of "theet isn't it? >> yes when i was in third grade i remember we sent cards to old people. you know, in the rest home because they were lonely. >> right. >> and we would write these letters, visit them around easter. this is much better. i think this is such a better idea. go to a cop killer because i guess he's sick. >> he didn't feel well. >> he didn't feel well and they wanted to raise his spirits. but it gave me this great idea. we have get well cards why don't we have get sick cards? seriously. this guy deserves a get sick card. i'm not saying i hope you die, but i hope you get diarrhea, love greg. >> this is what he did. i mean, he looked that cop in the eye at point-blank range shot him in the face. >> uh-huh. >> and this is the reason why this nominee for the attorney general for the deputy attorney general position did not get the job because he had worked on the case and had defended him. and that was apparently enough to turn off the u.s. senate to him. and yet this teacher decid

. >> tonight's sponsor is the gross of greg gutfeld. he not only haunts our studios but he pays for ad time. thanks ghost of greg gutfeld. >>> let the endorsement circus begin. "meet the fockers" star robert deniro is all over the hillary ban wagon. they asked if he still supports hillary clinton as he did in 2006. the --" the little fockers" star responded. i think she has paid her dues. she's earned the right to be president. i am dinero baby. and she is a woman and she is very important. what do i mean right mow? wee. >> the way you do dinero is you have to protect it. she has been a huge supporter since she was a radicals buff. >> go back to the linski days. >> why do you love her so much? >> at the time i first got involved with her i just wanted to get married and settle down. >> i would make more money and stop blogging out of my parents' basement and getting stoned and trying to break into dad's sock door. we happy to destroy the country in the process. it is a small price to pay for me being happy with her. >> so you are only s

. >>> hello, i'm kimberlily guilfoyle along with greg gutfeld and dan na perino and eric bolling and this is "the five" at 5:00. hillary clinton is in new hampshire on her announcement tour. her campaign is only one week old but there's already trouble for her candidacy. a new book is coming out with bombshells about donations made called clinton cash. "the new york times" got an advanced copy seas theand says the book alleges they got favors in return from secretary clinton's state department. fox news will have a special report on it this friday night. hillary was asked about it today. >> well, we're back into the political season and therefore, we will be subjected to all kinds of distraction and attacks and i'm ready for that. i know that comes with the territory. >> i'm sure she wasn't disappointed to see that the white house has her back. >> i think there's been a lot of accusations made about this. but not a lot of evidence. >> i thought it was a pretty simple question. can you assure us that there was absolutely no favorable treatment given to donors of the clinton foundation

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. >>> hello everyone i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams. it's dana perino, this is "the five." >>> so what makes a great story? when the villain turns out to be good and then the good turns out to be bad. the "rolling stone" rape hoax is that story. the villains were originally the frat boys accused of rape and the hero was the writer who nailed them. now it is reversed. the magazine retracted the fake piece on this alleged gang rape, a piece that led to outrage marches, vandalism and a shocked media. >> a major american university tonight has a lot to answer for now claims of a particularly shocking sexual assault made public. >> an extraordinary move on one of america's most prestigious campuses, university of virginia shutting down fraternities as it investigates sexual assault claims. >> a very disturbing sexual assault allegation at one of america's most prominent colleges. >> shocking allegations of sexual assault on campus. they were exposed in a "rolling stone" article to suspend all activities. >> and it's the agenda-driven publish

i'm eric bolling along with dana perino and greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle. this is "the five". >> day two for hillary clinton on the book that accuses her of trading favors for cash and, shocker she won't answer them again. >> can you comment on the specific allegations? >> her crohn cronies are trying to do damage control. >> he haswoven a conspiracy plan. >> it's been wrapped into this partisan fantasy and it's not necessarily new information. >> these are not political theories or fantasy as just claimed. these are very serious allegations. the judge our judge makes a very interesting observation. >> the allegations are serious enough that the justice department is required under the law to commence an investigation. why do i say that? because last month the justice department indicted sitting new jersey senator bob menendez for bribery. the allegations against senator menendez are much less than those against hillary clinton. >> i think he's right on the mark there. this is very interesting. what are they going to do with this because they've gone under

i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, was not williams. this is "the five." so an earth day thing at the national mall activists made an unearthly mess. i guess the trash can go anywhere. no wonder this guy was crying. >> people can start pollution. people can stop it. >> you can keep crying pal, because it's never about the earth but ego and retribution. take bill nye, the denial guy, bragging on twitter about flying with president obama today. for him, it's all about status. it's about why you can blame the jews for flees europe. >> netanyahu was asking europe jews to come to israel and -- >> come home to israel. that's what he said right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i mean he is the -- but people have never been there. they grew up in whatever germany, france. >> it's a shame that she should have to move. >> they probably won't, either because it's not their home. >> what do you do about it? you get to know your neighbors. it's going to take -- does it take a century, something like that. >> oh science, i oppose if they were polar bears, he'd feel differently. cl

. >>> hello, i'm kimberlily guilfoyle along with greg gutfeld and dan na perino and eric bolling and0. hillary clinton is in new hampshire on her announcement tour. her campaign is only one week old but there's already trouble for her candidacy. a new book is coming out with bombshells about donations made called clinton cash. "the new york times" got an advanced copy seas theand says the book alleges they got favors in return from secretary clinton's

. >>> hello everyone i'm eric bolling along with juan williams and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five". ." >>> the iran nuclear deal a good one or bad one for the united states, middle east in the balance of global power? here is president obama after moments after the proposed deal broke. >> today the united states together with our allies and partners has reached a historic understanding with iran which if fully implemented will prevent it from obtaining a nuclear weapon. >> within hours iran claimed victory. iranian negotiator saying iran got a great deal and that if america thinks they did well then we are liars. white house spokesman josh earnest addressed that comment this morning on fox. >> some are basically saying he is calling the president a liar. that takes me back to the question about how do you negotiate with this regime and trust them? >> he is not contradicting any of the facts, any of the understandings included in the fact sheet. he is obviously trying to make the case to his population and his country's leadership that

i'm dana perino and i'm here with kimberly guilfoyle and greg gutfeld and eric bolling and it's 5:00 and this is "the five." streets in baltimore have been relatively quiet and school reopened. at least 35 arrests have been made since last night's 10:00 p.m. curfew went into effect. we have fox coverage of the very latest in the embattled city. leland vitter and rick leaf vanventhal and geraldo rivera is going to be joining us. leland first. >> reporter: my source tells me and it's a senior law enforcement source involved in trying to deal with these riots from the very beginning, that they were told by the mayor, the direct quote is let them move. it's only property. and the video tells a very telling tale. this is where i was standing on monday night. this store behind me was looted. the liquor store across the street was looted and it wasn't on for hours. the other liquor store, the green building right there was looted as well. when all of that was happening, the police were standing the whole time. just about at the top of the hill right there, they watched it all happen and did

i'm eric bolling along with dana perino and greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle.the five". >> day two for hillary clinton on the book that accuses her of trading favors for cash and, shocker she won't answer them again. >> can you comment on the specific allegations? >> her crohn

i mean if this does not make you all warm and fuzzy inside, then you must be greg gutfeld, all i got>> did dana produce this? >> i could never imagine giving jasper away at the aisle. the altar. >> jasper and freedom got married? >> no. no. no >> both boys. >> i think it's cute, whatever. a cute idea to raise money for his charity. i love it. so kitschy though. >> this is completely and utterly immoral. >> what? >> it is as dam and eve, not lassie and toto. what are you guys thinking? i reserve the right not to make a dog day wedding cake for that wedding. it is disgusting. better not be same-sex dogs or my head will explode. >> jasper and freedom did get married, we would have pizza from that pizza rhea. >> against god, dogs and man. >> i hope they don't try in indiana. >> leave it right there. >>> one of the biggest cheating scandals in education history and didn't end well yesterday for 11 former public school teachers and administrators. that is next on the five. married, we would have pizza that is next on the five. >>> a verdict was handed down in the school cheating trial in y

. >>> hello everyone i'm eric bolling along with juan williams and greg gutfeld. is "the five". ." >>> the iran nuclear deal a good one or bad one for the united states, middle east in the balance of global power? here is president obama after moments after the proposed deal broke. >> today the united states together with our allies and partners has reached a historic understanding with iran which if fully implemented will prevent it from obtaining a nuclear weapon. >> within hours iran claimed victory. iranian negotiator saying

when marc mentioned the charm factor i thought it was interesting the other day greg gutfeld called here played that sound bite going to break. watch this. watch. >> along life's way you get a chance to make millions of decisions. some of them are big like do you run for office? >> i mean is that like -- she's no bill clinton. >> oh no. she's not. and to be fair he's not running she is. and, you know, i don't want to be identified by my husband. and i'm sure she doesn't. but i have to say i do -- you know i've met her in person and i'm sure a number of people are watching have as well. she comes off very different in person. there's a warmth about her that we don't see with the media, which she seems to be uncomfortable with and not happy with. and that's got to change. i think we need to see a hillary clinton 2. i think she needs to find that fine line between margaret thatcher and the warmer, kinder hillary because she going one way or the other is going to lose some support from those that are still questioning whether or not they will give their support and vote for her. >> that is

. >>> hello everyone i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams. what makes a great story? when the villain turns out to be good and then the good turns out to be bad. the "rolling stone" rape hoax is that story. the villains were originally the frat boys accused of rape and the hero was the writer who nailed them. now it is reversed. the magazine retracted the fake piece on this alleged gang rape, a piece that led to outrage marc

here now to analyze bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld.dn't have used that sound bite i want to tell everybody because it made no sense in the context of what just happened today but i don't care anymore. [ laughter ] >> what the hell? >> it's not even friday. >> here is why i don't care anymore because it's just a big charade, is did not? this is a big charade. >> it's genius. both comprehensive and vague like an art flick with french subtitles and miles. it's so confusing. one they are announcing a deal for an agreement that's happening later and, get this they can't tell you about it. >> right. >> because it's got to be secret. it's like a who's on first routine without the translators. i'm so confused by this though the flags are amazing. i have to say the flags are amazing. >> and kerry's hair is perfect as always. that's what impresses me about the whole thing. i understand, mcguirk that one of the negotiating points is that kerry was going to give his hair dressing to the mullahs in return for shipping uranium out to russia. >> he h

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld along with eric bolling and dana perino.s announcing her candidacy sunday via recorded message. here is a preview. >> that wasn't the right video but it beats e-mail. what is her big selling point? >> don't you someday want to see a woman president of the united states of america? >> fair enoug

i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, was not williams. this is "the five."hing at the national mall activists made an unearthly mess. i guess the trash can go anywhere. no wonder this guy was crying. >> people can start pollution. people can stop it. >> you can keep crying pal, because it's never about the earth but ego and retribution. take bill nye, the denial guy, bragging on twitter about

i'm dana perino and i'm here with kimberly guilfoyle and greg gutfeld and eric bolling and it's 5:00is "the five." streets in baltimore have been relatively quiet and school reopened. at least 35 arrests have been made since last night's 10:00 p.m. curfew went into effect. we have fox coverage of the very latest in the embattled city. leland vitter and rick l

greg john gutfeld. >> oh, i thought it was going to be my name but don't worry. >> you want to sleeph yourself? >> unfortunately i have to. >> by the way i learned a new phrase when i was reading about this, sparefishing. i've never heard this. you ever hear of this before? where the bad guys come in and they ask you for permission. they're just like the nigerian e-mails you were talking about. >> juan how can this be new to you? it's 2015. you're so precious and protected. >> didn't you see all the signs against the building like building posters with little fish on it? >> you got me that time. i'm guilty. >>> new revelations on what really happened behind closed doors between bill and hillary clinton during the lewinsky scandal. will it affect the prospect 2016 candidate's run? details when we come right back. i am totally blind. and sometimes i struggle to sleep at night, and stay awake during the day. this is called non-24. learn more by calling 844-824-2424. or visit your24info.com. ♪ walk this way ♪ walk this way ♪ ♪ walk this way ♪ ♪ walk this way ♪ >>> with hillary clinton ex

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