grug greg gutfeld, next. >>> we don't have any more bacon. >> >>> bacon. >> we don't have anymore bacon. [ crying ] >> youa ate it all. >> i have been. >> sorry, democrats, no more bacon. ♪ >>> everyone's crying and everyone's lying. post lerelection, hysteria's setting in. did you hear the muslim student claiming her hijab was torn off by men in trump hats? she made it up. or the boston men saying it's trump country now, he made it up. the students wearing black face after trump's win, they made it up. a kkk rally in honor of trump which is made it up. in fact, almost every so-called trump-caused hate crime seems as fake as a bag of charlie sheen's teeth. and how does the left react? it doesn't matter if it's false because it's bound to be true somewhere. try that at home. yes, honey, i didn't really do the dishes but anywhere some guy did. so what happens when crimes become hoaxes? do they get more or less attention? do the fakers go to jail for wasting our time? or is the story buried under the lie of raising awareness? the media doesn't help. >> we are seeing hate, we are seeing hat

time greg gutfeld.re going to get to the news about what happened at the donald trump rally in reno, nevada, in a minute, i promise. but first, three days left in the and the race is tighter than a baby's fist. trump and clinton are hitting all the battleground states and they're probably down to their at last pair of underpants. here's a tip, turn them inside out, just like new. but don't think this election is over tuesday. if trump wins, then comes the wrath. the media, hollywood, they'll be doubling up their doses of xanax and colonopin. with all her issues, she's as broken as a box spring in a porn film. over the last five decades, pop culture and academia have combined to create a massive liberal industrial complex, which controls everything we see and hear. 2016 was the pendulum swing in every example where a liberal assumption was accepted as dogma, half of america swung back. yeah, we're swingers. it thumbed its nose at identity politics, grievance culture, climate hysteria, racial politics, an

you just sit back and enjoy this special thanksgiving "greg gutfeld show." and please, please, don't soil the couch. >>> it's the question on everyone's mind, in the weeks and months ahead, am i as hot in person as i am on tv? the answer is, sadly, yes. but as donald trump paved the way for future celebrity presidents, michael moore wonder as much recently. >> the dmts would be better off if they ran oprah or tom hanks. or why don't we run beloved people? we have so many of them, the republicans do this, they run reagan and the terminator and other people. why don't we run somebody that the american people love. >> dude, if you want me to run, just ask. although moore could be on to something with oprah. imagine a president who did this all the part-titime. >> everybody gets a car! you get a car! you get a car! everybody gets a car! >> that'd be amazing. we'd save detroit. though speaking of actors, duane "the rock" johnson, a registered republican says he hasn't ruled out politics. he told "gq," which i believe is a magazine in england, quote, the thought o

i'm jackie ibanez, now back to the greg gutfeld show. log on to foxnews.com for all of your headlines. >>> there are only two outcomes on election night, a president trump or president clinton. unless there's some kind of alien attack and we all die. which i'm all for, i already got a panic room with william devain. at any rate, what would life be like with either of these people in the oval office? let's begin with trump. if we go by what he's promising there may be a wall that separates us from mexico, obamacare could be overturned and security could become a number one priority and america could become great again, or he could start world war three over something someone said about him on twitter. but why quibble? but what if hillary wins? she, too, has made man promises like fixing obamacare, making tuition free at public colleges for many students, renegotiating trade deals like nafta, rolling out $275 billion infrastructure plan and killing off people with naturally curly hair. >> charles. >> i'm with her on that one, charles, but

he needs to get administration together a greg gutfeld. he's making it a busy one and his day starting with meetings with different advisor and trump tower and 58th floor triplex apartment and then here in the new jersey golf club in new jersey. and a look the trip team opponentmentes so far. attorney general, jeff locks li the general mat us to be secretary of defense. and senior transition time that maddis is a strong candidate for a cabinet event and i asked him about p the prohibition between military man. and there is mad dog maddis as he was known in the marine corps and engineered loyalty from the troops. they spent nights in standards meeting ended today with trump. he came out and pointed and said this is the real deal. and when that announcement comes probably tomorrow, we heromney meeting. >> romney was first meeting that trump and arrived before 1:00 and it went beyond the scheduled time allotment and ended before 2:30. neither men offered a specific rendering of whether or not he will be offered a cabinet position or secretary

you just sit back and enjoy this special thanksgiving "greg gutfeld show."e, please, don't soil the couch. >>> it's the question on everyone's mind, in the weeks and months ahead, am i as hot in person as i am on tv? the answer is, sadly, yes. but as donald trump paved the way for future celebrity presidents,

time greg gutfeld. about what happened at the donald trump rally in reno, nevada, in a minute, i promise.

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow night.report. >> we'll be back here tomorrow at noon, 4 and 6 eastern. >> the clock is ticking toward inauguration day and president-elect donald trump is working on appointmentes and shaking things up. three dozen people are on the president-elect transition team headed by mike pence. it will have top tier white house advisors and fox news learning that mr. trump spoke on the phone with jeb bush and john kasich and 2012 nominee mitt romney and the president-elects former are campaign manager kelli ann conway said they are close to naming the chief of staff and they are busier than ever. >> we need someone. and that is what we felt pretty busy. it is a transition for the people up there and working really hard. ndoug mcelway has more on the transfer of power. and what else did we hear from conway? >> the chief of staff position is all but decided. this is key. the chief of staff position is the second most important job in the white house next to the president. they a

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. evening. cleared -- watters' world is on tonight. after hillary clinton's crushing defeat at the polls. how are are democrats dealing with it. >> and also donald trump on a collision course with the left. >> you are everything wrong with this country. and watters' world is collateral damage. and turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie and football. what is thanksgiving all about p. >> why did the pilgrims come here? >> empire. >> new land. coal? >> watters' begins right now. >> welcome to watters' world i am jourhost jesse watters'. president-elect trump won the electoral vote and thousands of liberals don't want him as commander in chief. they are protesting and threatening to move to canada. you name it. i decided to go to philadelphia and see what people are so scared about. president donald trump. what dew isn'ting >> it is stupid. >> i cried. >> i am scared. he is a loose cannon. >> i feel like i am in mourning for america. >> i am upset about this and instills that there are a lot of homophobic racist and ignorant people in this co

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i will ask greg gutfeld and talk to jill stein about gardening.t. >>> live from america's news headquarters i'm jackie ibanez. trump is taking his message to florida. they are lashing out at hillary clinton saying if she wins it, it will result in a contracted crisis. he says he has to win and win big. >> it is your vote and you can beat the system, the rigged system and deliver justice. show up early and vote. >> you know, the lines are incredible and the polls are saying we will win florida. don't believe it. get out and vote. pretend we are slightly behind. you have to get out and we don't want to blow this. >> hillary clinton was trying to energize voters in nevada. she had a warning for voters about a trump presidency. >>ing as you think about this decision and as you talk with people to help convince them to come out and vote, remind them what is at stake in this choice. everything, everything. >> a suspect is behind bars in iowa this morning charged with killing two cops early yesterday. the two were shot in their patrol cars and the suspec

here now bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. tfeld. >> you know what in the other half didn't vote and the other half voted for fidel castro. they were in the wrong country at the time. this is interesting. they are reacting against democracy. so if they were so angry about the system, they would go loot perhaps the government building but the problem is you can't get free shoes from the sanitation department. so they ininstead. this is not about an actual protest. this is about having the opportunity to destroy and to take. >> right to. wreak havoc. you see it the same way, mcguirk? >> of course i do. i agree with greg 100 percent. >> thank you. >> in the past protesters were inspired by martin luther king and gondy. this was inspired by chelsea handler and miley cyrus crying on instagram. president-elect trump just saying has turned into macroaggression. these people are losers. they are part of the free stuff brigade, the campus social justice warrior snowflake brigade, these types of people. they are losers. they say also tha

"the greg gutfeld show" is next.you tomorrow night.report. >> we'll be back here tomorrow at noon, 4 and 6 eastern. >> the clock is ticking toward inauguration day and president-elect donald trump is working on appointmentes and shaking things up. three dozen people are on the president-elect transition team headed by mike pence. it will have top tier white house advisors and fox news learning that mr. trump spoke on the phone with jeb bush and john kasich and 2012 nominee mitt romney and the president-elects former are campaign manager kelli ann conway said they

it was a nickname that was given to him on red eye which is a show when greg gutfeld was hosting it onehe became america's dog because i share him with everybody. >> host: this is from your book. just when it feels that we are so polarized as a country between right and left and we can't get along, remember that we have a few things in common, and for millions of us, that's our love of our pets. >> guest: it's true. you know, 67% of american households have a household pet. most of those are dogs. not to disparage cats. and i've even seen that in my own life, certainly at the dog parks in washington, d.c. and now in manhattan, we have some rules at the dog park, and we don't talk politics anytime there. we just all talk about dogs. and we've made so many good friends and connect with people in a way where you don't have to talk about sort of the news of the day or any of the vitriol. it's just all about good fun. >> host: and these are people -- those are not two republican-centered areas -- >> guest: not necessarily, yes. >> host: but you come in with jasper? >>ing actually, there's so

. >>> hi, i'm kimberly guilfoyle with greg gutfeld, juan williams and dana perino. this is "the five." they are shouting female to hide the e-mail in a desperate defense of hillary, some claim the e-mail probe is an attack on women. berkeley professor robin lakeoff claims it's not about e-mails at all. it's about men not believing women should be engaging in high-level communication. sorry, robin, your tragic plea is about as high as a worm's burp. meanwhile, president obama is already casting more sexism, even if hillary wins. >> what do you think will be the female equivalent of you weren't born in this country? >> i think the equivalent will be she's tired, she's moody, she's being emotional. when men are ambitious, it's just taken for granted. when women are ambitious, why? that theme will continue throughout her presidency and it's contributed to this notion that somehow she is hiding something. >> dude, mr. president, she is hiding something. apparently team hillary knew anthony weiner was sexting a high schooler back in 2011. she should have told huma, it's e

greg gutfeld's next.next week. >>> fidel castro, the communist leader and dictator is dead. tonight, the world reacts and wonders what will become of the troubled nation just 90 miles south of florida. i'm arthel neville in for julie banderas. this is "the fox report". >>> the cuban government declaring nine days of mourning during which castro's ashes will travel the country. the route from havana to santiago reverses the one castro took after he led a rebel army to victory in 1959. fidel of course is considered an idol in communist nations. he led the country to greater social equality. but also decades of devastating economic ruin. the scen

thanks to chris stirewalt, katherine tim, and our lovely -- i'm greg gutfeld. reports. and stay close. >> 21ing watters' world i am your host jesse watters'. republican nominee donald trump is tied with hillary clinton according to the latest fox news poll. the l.a. times has trump up five. 48- 43. and investors has clinton and trump in a dead heat. and washington up by four and donald trump is still considered the underdog and the conventional wisdom said that secretary of state will win in a squeaker. but conventional wisdom seems poised to be be destroyed or maybe be that is me. here we for the home stretch, hillary clinton is trying to hang on and here she is getting rained on in south florida. >> i want to be president for everybody. and everybody who agrees with me and people who don't agree with me and people who vote for me and people who don't vote for me. >> here's donald trump who calls himself the closure and making a last-minute play in north carolina. >> when we win on november 8th. and we'll go to washington and we will drain the swamp. so true. >> so the

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that was posed to me and greg gutfeld. but i'll take it. thank you for watching the show tonight.d instagap. use #topicalstorm. and kennedyfbn@foxbusiness.com. so many fun messages to read next week. i'll be only "outnumbered" on the fox news channel and you will be in my heart always. and eventful two weeks. we worked straight through. lou dobbs has an hour or two left. see you next week. lou: good evening, everybody. it has been barely three days since voters elected america's 45th president, but president-elect donald trump is on the move. he's working hard at selecting his transition team, selecting who will join him in government, in the white house. in his cabinet. throughout his administration. president-elect this morning tweeted about the decisions he'll be making saying this -- but the president-elect is creating a structure and organization around him that

greg gutfeld's next. i'll be back next week. >>> fidel castro, the communist leader and dictator is dead. tonight, the world reacts and wonders what will become of the troubled nation just 90 miles south of florida. i'm arthel neville in for julie banderas. this is "the fox report". >>> the cuban government declaring nine days of mourning during which castro's ashes will travel the country. the route from havana to santiago reverses the one castro took after he led a rebel army to victory in 1959. fidel of course is considered an idol in communist nations. he led the country to greater social equality. but also decades of devastating economic ruin. the scene in miami's little havana neighborhood much more jubilant as generations of cuban americans, many of whom were exiled and terrorized by the castro regime, celebrate in the streets. >> it's short lived victory because there's still oppression in cuba with communism. but this is a step in the right direction. >> i think it's a celebration for freedom for

i'm greg gutfeld. >>> welcome everybody. it's 5:00 in new york city. it's saturday and this is "the five." welcome to the special saturday edition of the five. 72 hours to go. the nominees sprinting across battleground states that will decide tuesday's election. celebrities and even babies are turning out on the trail to lend a hand to clinton and trump. let's take a look at their last 24 hours. >> in three days we are going to win back the white house. ♪ >> next president of the united states is hillary clinton. >> we don't need jays to fill up arenas. we do it the old fashioned way. i actually like jays but you know the language last night. >> will we reject a dark and divisive vision for our future and embrace a hopeful, inclusive, unifying america. >> look at that baby, so cute. oh give me that baby. future construction worker. >> i want to be the president for everybody. everybody who agrees with me. people who don't agree with me. >> to all american, i say it is time for change. it is time for new leadership. >> let's vote for the future. let's v

"the greg gutfeld show" is next.row night. >>> we've heard these rumors that you might run for president. and i was wondering if you do, and you win, what would be my role? >> well, i think you would be a fantastic press secretary. >> mm-hmm. >> we would finally have a little personality in that position. >> yeah, exactly. >> wow. america, we really did it this time. and you know it's good when the media is losing their [ bleep ].

i'm greg gutfeld, "the five." mr. continues his twitter tear, hitting "the new york times" for saying his transition is a mess. never mind that it's only one two. in week two, president obama was still searching for his birth certificate. i will never give that up. mr. trump tweeted the paper so much that they responded defending their coverage to which i add, so. for some all this tweeting comes off as beneath a president. more the actions of a pop star with more piercings than brain

. >> here now to analyze this very strange occurrence bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. sure what he was selling. sneakers. >> selling himself because he is a god. steven seagal is our generation's brando. hard to kill. it's our generation's gone with the wind. >> here it. >> is he a tremendous man. it this is part of an exchange program. do you know how america sends food to countries where they have problems with food. russia has a shortage of aging actor stars. >> geraldo has glasses like that. >> they probably are geraldo's. he probably took them from geraldo. >> what was he selling in the commercial? do you know? >> it was an app. some commercial? >> was it a watch? >> it was an app. >> an app. >> some silly app. >> she's a big commercial guy, making money over there. makes sense because his movies are done. he's not going do that here. his career here is over. >> characterize him two days, tough guy actor. as far as being an actor, it's like calling anthony weiner a photographer nap's a joke. and the bromance with putin -- >> they're macho guys. >> steven seagal at

i'm greg gutfeld, "the five." mr. trump continues his twitter tear, hitting "the new york times" for saying his transition is a mess. never mind that it's only one two. in week two, president obama was still searching for his birth certificate. i will never give that up. mr. trump tweeted the paper so much that they responded defending their coverage to which i add, so. for some all this tweeting comes off as beneath a president. more the actions of a pop star with more piercings than brain cells. ignore the message and assess the response. for the longest time, republicans had no choice but to absorb the onsloaught of a biasd media. it took all shapes. newscasts, ambushed reporting by "60 minutes," lefty films winning oscars, "the daily show" and snl. the right had to grin and bear it. if twitter exited in the 1980s, you can bet they would have used it against the right as well. mr. trump's response isn't a tantrum but more a cultural shift, an adaptation of the right stealing the aggressive tactics of the left. it m

i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, dana perino, juan williams and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." we are live outside of america's election headquarters were results will soon be pouring in. as bret mentioned, 596 days since ted cruz kicked off election 2016. 62 million primary votes cast. $1.3 billion spent. all in the books and now we are just a few hours away from finding out whether an establishment democrat with a strong ground game or political outsider with an uncanny ability to use the media will be the 45th president of the united states of america. hillary clinton and donald trump cast their votes today after a bitter general election battle. they'll be spending election night less than two miles away from each other right here in manhattan. along with the white house, control of the senate is also up for grabs. it's going to be an interesting night, to say the least, miss guilfoyle. >> yes. >> how do you make the race so far? what are you thinking? by the way, congratulation, everybody. >> we made it. >> we made it. we

grug g greg gutfeld, next. >>> we don't have any more bacon. >> bacon! >> there is no more bacon. you ate it all. >> bacon! >> i know. [ crying ] >> sorry, democrats. no more bacon. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so everyone's crying and everyone's lying. post-election hysteria is unfolding like a bitter blanket soaked in

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow night. >>> we've heard these rumors that you might run for president. and i was wondering if you do, and you win, what would be my role? >> well, i think you would be a fantastic press secretary. >> mm-hmm. >> we would finally have a little personality in that position. >> yeah, exactly. >> wow. america, we really did it this time. and you know it's good when the media is losing their [ bleep ]. and now, as if on cue, they ask, how do we explain this election to our children? so, children, let me help. do you know what this is like? it's like going to bed christmas eve, hoping for a bicycle, and waking up to this. it's like asking mommy and daddy for a puppy and they give you this. and teenage boys, imagine fearing the worst first blind date ever, but getting this. this is nothing short of amazing. it's like going to bed looking like this and waking up looking like this. what i'm saying, america's children, it's not bad. it's actually okay. now, i know some folks are

bring in the host of the five kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeldt with you. what are your thoughts? >> well, it's one of those nights where i remember six months ago during a primary you asked me what's going to happen and i made this really amazing call where i said it's going to be a total landslide or too close to call at the end of the night. i think we have a little bit more clarity of what's going to happen. one statistic stuck out to me especially in florida. latino voters in florida have doubled since 2008. democrats have outregisterred the republicans by 600,000 to 50,000. registered voters in florida. and i think you are seeing that in some of those early returns that we saw. and also, i think some of these people that are out there voting and waiting and one of the reasons that jenna lee just reported that she did is turnout is really big all across the country. people are waiting in lines for hours in order to get their vote. >> um-huh. eric bolling, what do you make of that dana explain on the latino vote in florida. >> massive. if you

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