>> jesse: greg gutfeld. do we even need to say it? this is the dumbest question ever because i would be -- i know i would. are you claustrophobic? me too. >> kennedy: trapped together on camera. i would probably end up having to eat you. [laughter] >> greg: i don't want to starve. i would have to eat you even if i had my own lunch with me. i would want to save my lunch in case i got out. >> juan: this is typical. any horror movie, the black guy always dies. [laughter] >> lisa: so sad. >> juan: you won't have a shoulder to cry on tonight. >> greg: it's time to move on. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." williams. >> juan: the big topic has been where can you find a pair of solar eclipse classes? amazon -- >> greg: don't look at your tv! >> juan: hardware stores, 7-eleven, nasa is handing out free glasses and so are some planetariums and students but if you're still looking, some might have a pair. i'm told walmart, kroger's. be aware of people selling fake glasses that don't comply with safety sta

>> jesse: greg gutfeld. do we even need to say it? question ever because i would be -- i know i would. are you claustrophobic? me too. >> kennedy: trapped together on camera. i would probably end up having to eat you. [laughter] >> greg: i don't want to starve. i would have to eat you even if i had my own lunch with me. i would want to save my lunch in case i got out. >> juan: this is typical. any horror movie, the black guy always dies. [laughter] >> lisa: so sad. >> juan: you won't have a shoulder to cry on tonight. >> greg: it's time to move on. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ whoooo. you're searching for something. like the perfect deal... ...on the perfect hotel. so wouldn't it be perfect if... ....there was a single site... ...where you could find the... ...right hotel for you at the best price? there is. because tripadvisor now compares... ...prices from over 200 booking... ...sites ...to save you up to 30%... ...on the hotel you want. trust this bird's words. tripadvisor. the latest reviews. the lowest prices. if you have moder

with kennedy, lisa boothe, juan williams, and greg gutfeld.t is 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five." we begin tonight with news sending shock waves throughout the political world. steve bannon, a lightning rod for critics of the trump administration, is leaving his post as the president's chief strategist.ni mr. bannon spoke to the weekly standard about his departure saying "the trump presidency that we fought for and won is over. we still have a huge movement and we will make something of this trump presidency. but that presidency is over. it will be something else. there will be all kinds of fights and there will be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over." some really strong words from mr. bannon. chief white house correspondent john roberts joins us now at the inside story. >> jesse, good evening to you. steve bannon and others, a lot of his acolytes and democrats are now in control with what the president hears at the white house. as for steve bannon, he's back at work at breitbart. employees tweeting out that he has

focus on those legislative goals he promised the american people. >> jesse: in my defense, has greg gutfeld attacked me unfairly, i don't like scaramucci for the gasps, i like him for the laughs. >> dana: it's the same thing. >> greg: that's the same thing. >> jesse: i think we have a different sense of humor. but he was impressive at disarming the media at the same time, coming out swinging. i want to ask you before we let you go, about this "washington post" story that is making headlines. trump dictated sons misleading statement on russia. they are saying on air force one, when they trump junior russia meeting story was breaking, the president, came in and said no, we are going to write it like this. they say it is misleading, and it's not very well sourced, so i'm wondering what your take on this is. >> some of this is probably hyped. "the new york times" had already reported that on the way back from the d20 summit, the president and some aid were on air force one crafting that statement and had a direct role in saying what trump, jr., had to do with that meeting in trump tower in 2016

i think that be a good thing. >> jesse: i'm going to play greg gutfeld. risis? >> greg: we have to address the fact that everything we hav said has been said about every drug since the invention of sin drugs. the fact is, people up or use this drug because the drug is effective. people don't sit around and do flintstone vitamins all day. they do this because it feels good and life is hard. life is painful.s people have a right to their oblivion. a people have a right to relieve. pain.ieve the one thing we don't talkthin about -- we are forgetting thatt there are people who need these drugs.g people are in pain.d th millions of people are in pain. i don't know how many, 20,000ç people die every year. 88,000 people die from alcoholoe abuse and we don't do thatom a story. we do this story because the do flavor of the month.ry there are people that are definitely in trouble and thatae need help. the fact is, it's because thiseh thing is so powerful and so effective that it makes you question your survival mechanism. it affects your breathing, youui don't wake

. >> dana: >> dana: greg gutfeld. >> greg: hey, general. i don't know, this is the first time i've ever seen a western leader respond to north korea using their actual language. i wonder if this is another way of president trump negotiating from a very powerful point of view. one that they understand, using words like -- but are easily translatable -- like fire and fury. if they strike first, is completely over for them. if we do nothing, theoretically, nothing happens. am i right? >> that certainly -- that's the equation people want to believe. the problem we have is because of the kind of regime that north korea has, we cannot treat north korea the way we treat other great power competitions. namely the soviet union in the past and now russia and also china, who possess significant amount of nuclear rise icbms. the north korean regime, we don't believe and i don't know anybody that does except people on the far left, that you can use mutually assured destruction as the determinants for north korea ever using those weapons against the unit

i'm robert gray, back to the greg gutfeld show. greg: he's taking a break. eat well done steak, the vacation is at a new jersey golf up which leaves us with one question. >> what will we do? what can we possibly focus on it is not president trump 17 whole days that's 408 hours, what will we do? should we finish that stack of books we've been meaning to read? should we learn that new recipe? should we create world peace? should i finally finish that hole i've been digging in my basement? the one for scott. we will have so much time. anything is possible but the bigger question is what will the media do with no-trump to affect over? we couldn't make up our minds. all right, how much will be will he be trading? with scott. >> who is scott? greg: is a roommate, a flight attendant. didn't go well. >> tyrus alluded to this but people should go out. i feel like no one gets out anymore. drink wine, eat food, go have fun. these people have become hysterical blowhards. guess what getting better than taking about trump. greg: is close, though. [laughter] greg: if you h

i am jesse watters, along with kimberly guilfoyle, dana perino, greg gutfeld. 9:00 in new york city.his is "the five." ♪ president trump turning up the heat. a doubling down on the fire and fury warning to north korea. threatening to fire missiles towards the base in orem. >> frankly the people who were questioning that was it too tough, maybe it was not tough enough. they've been doing this to our country for a long time. many years. and it is about time that somebody stuck up for the people of this country and for the people of other countries. so if anything, maybe that was not tough enough. >> jesse: later this afternoon, the president continued his tough talk sending a strong message to dictator kim jong un. >> he has disrespected our country greatly. he has said things that are horrific. and with me, he is not getting away with it. i've read about square in guam by august 15th, let's see what he does with guam. if he does something in guam, it will be in the event the likes of which nobody has seen before what will happen in north korea. >> when you say that, what do you mean?

what do you think about the hermit kingdom, greg gutfeld?greg: i think it is a great name for a band. donald trump, it is repressuring rhetoric, but i disagree with mo, i think it is important to t speak their language. because you are seeing negotiations and bluffing. you wonder why he chose guam, because it is a bluff. i believe it is a bluff. and i'm going to say something different that people might get angry about. there is room for sympathy for north korea, and here's why. the korean war ended in a divorce. south korea got the greatest parent ever, the united states. we love them, we protect them, we care for them. the consequences, the result is a massively successful economy, south korea had a great parent. what parent did north korea get? commies, china and the ussr. they did not want to take care of them, they did not feed them, they were terrible parents. and the reason why as they were scared of north korea becoming successful, so they treated them like crap. that's what you have now, a child. north korea is a child that has been

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. ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld city and this is "the five" ." we begin tonight with continuing fallout to president trump's reaction to the white nationalist violence in charlottesville, virginia, over the weekend. the mother of the woman who was allegedly killed by by a man's empathetic with white supremacist causes spoke out today. >> they tried to kill my child to shut her up. guess what, you just magnified her. say to yourself, what can i do to make a d

greg gutfeld is next. e you next saturday night. ♪ >> thank god there is nothing to talk about on saturday. >> will saturday bring? >> one hell of a week smacks what we call this week? greg: does that make you sick? it did, didn't it? there is a cure. >> it could happen to anyone. you find yourself listening to their self-congratulatory rhetoric. >> what will be say to her children about this? >> you get headaches and nausea

i'm greg gutfeld. julie: "watters world" starts now. jesse: "watters world" is on. tonight ... >> this notion they have to learn english before they document united states. are we just going to bring in people from britain and australia? >> have you never net an immigrant who speaks english from other countries than britain and australia? >> her husband nicely asked her please stop doing this it wasn't about political leanings. it's about respecting your partner. >> she is yelling make america great again in bed. >> when immigrants come into the united states, do you think they had to speak english? >> absolutely. when you come to america you should speak english and be able to get a job. welcome to "watters world." i'm jess he watters. peks moisturing immigration reform for personal gain. president trump threw his support behind a new legal immigrant reform. republican senators want to cut the number of green cards issued in half and high-skilled workers, english speakers and financially stable people would get a leg up and extended flame members would get less of

thank you so much for watching, "the greg gutfeld show" is coming up next here on the fox news channelll see you soon. have a great night and a great rest of the weekend. ♪ ♪ >> i like him, he's a good man. he is not a racist, i can tell you that. he's a good person. he actually gets a very unfair press in that regard. finish but we'll see what happens. greg: i think we saw what happened. [laughter] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] greg: thank you. my beloved fans. [laughter] all right. another friday, another one bites the dust. trump officials are starting to look like dodgers' fans. everyone leaving early to beat the traffic. [laughter]

i am jesse watters, along with kimberly guilfoyle, dana perino, greg gutfeld. 9:00 in new york city.." ♪ president trump turning up the heat. a doubling down on the fire and fury warning to north korea. threatening to fire missiles towards the base in orem. >> frankly the people who were questioning that was it too tough, maybe it was not tough enough. they've been doing this to our country for a long time. many years. and it is about time that somebody stuck up for the

. ♪ >> i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld.his is "the five" ." president trump is renewing his attack on both the press and the critics, he tweeted only in the fake news media and trump enemies want me to stop using social media, 110 million people the only way for me to get the truth out. the mainstream media seems to be proving mr. trump right. here's a cnn political analyst david greco his analysis of the white house. >> it's been a jokes, the lies he was going to come in and run a great organization and then he has this nonsense. scaramucci acting like it's his seventh grade homeroom instead of the west wing. it was really a joke. >> kimberly: listen to msnbc's chris matthews take a swipe at the president. >> faced with a full scale investigation by the house, the senate and a special counsel with collusion over russia over the 2016 election, president trump has engaged in a series of russian style purges. i think all of this going around and purging people, just like kim jong il and, when he gets scared in your position,

. ♪ >> greg: hello, i am greg gutfeld. a claim as her suitcase, dana perino. "the five."he causes on vacation. >> north korea does not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury. like the world has never seen. >> greg: oh, dear. as usual, a threat. >> the first time that the dangerous apocalyptic statement of the north korean regime have been met by dangerous apocalyptic statements that by the president of the united states. >> president trump sounds more like a north korean leader than an american leader. >> who helped him write this statement? was it just him? it was a frightening selection of words. >> this is the most dangerous flash point in the world. every word that the president speaks about north korea is usually carefully crafted and vetted with the secretary of defense, secretary of state, we would preview any language with our allies. it seemed in this case that none of that happened. >> greg: funny how the press -- [laughter] >> greg: funny how the press knows more about donald trump's words the end of north korea's action

greg gutfeld. all right, set your dvrs. never miss an episode of and then. it "hannity" is coming at you next. bret baier. >> bret: new chief of staff sworn in, incoming white house communications director escorted out. i am bret baier in washington. this is a fox news alert. newly hired white house munication instructor anthony scaramucci leaving the job he was given ten days ago. just hours after general john kelly steps in. scaramucci was not officially scheduled to start until august 15. he leaves 15 days before that in ten days after he was announced in the job. that brings us to at least eight white house staffers out in the past six months. some see this as president trump running his administration like a business, making decisions quickly. critics say it's an inexperienced white house scrambling to find its footing in washington. fox team coverage. chief washington correspondent james rosen joins us. how general kelly will discharge his duties. we begin with john roberts and the changing white house staff on a monday. >> good evening. ten days ago p

. ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly gill fold, juan williams, jesse watters, and lisa boothe,> greg: devastation from a tropical depression harvey continues in texas and louisiana, the storm and making landfall in the second time today after the i ventured back into the gulf of mexico. harvey is the biggest rainstorm and continental u.s. history and is responsible for over 20 deaths, a figure that is expected to rise. according to the red cross, over 30,000 people slept in shelters last night due to the storm

along with kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, and ed henry, it is 10:00 and it is "theiban, the nation's 45th president addressing the country tonight, laying out a strategy in afghanistan, where america has been fighting for nearly 16 years. the longest military engagement in u.s. history. if the cost of the war has been high, over 2,000 americans have died in the conflict and 20,000 have been wounded. and that is a nothing of the

i'm jesse watters along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, greg gutfeld and dana perino. 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> jesse: we begin with a disturbing and dangerous trend from president trump's opponents. questioning the mental fitness of our commander in chief. president trump did nothing to hide his brash style during the campaign rallies and he still won a clear victory in the electoral college of her hillary clinton. that has not stopped as opposition from hurling accusations against president that are outside the bounds of common political discourse

. ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly gill fold, juan williams, jesse watters, and lisa boothe,he five. ♪ >> greg: devastation from a tropical depression harvey continues in texas and louisiana, the storm and making landfall in the second time today after the i ventured back into the gulf of mexico. harvey is the biggest rainstorm and continental u.s. history and is responsible for over 20 deaths, a figure that is expected to rise. according to the red cross, over 30,000 people slept in shelters last night due to the storm appeared for the latest we go to steve harrigan in texas, what you got? >> where in texas now, we're going to try to drive to beaumont. it gets to be about 7 feet deep behind me and there are frogs jumping all around me right now. throughout the day we've seen volunteers with flat bottom boats, going door-to-door. for those who want to stay in their flooded houses, bringing out medicine and canned goods. what happened here has been tremendous. 49 inches of rain in just five days. when you get that much water here that quickly, entire towns have become islands.

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. ♪ >> i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld.nt trump is renewing his attack on both the press and the critics, he tweeted only in the fake news media and trump enemies want me to stop using social media, 110 million people the only way for me to get the truth out. the mainstream media seems to be proving mr. trump right. here's a cnn political analyst david greco

. ♪ >> hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters together with dana perino kimber guilfoyle and greg gutfeldthis is "the five". president trump taken fire from the left and the right for three days over his initial response to the white nationalists, vial los angeles in charlottesville on saturday. today he fired back at trump tower. >> i didn't wait long. i didn't wait long. i didn't wait long. i wanted to make sure, unlike most politicians that what i said was correct. not make a quick statement. the statement i made on saturday, the first statement was a fine statement. but you don't make statements that direct unless you want to know the facts. it takes a while to get the facts. you still don't know the facts. and it is very important process to me. it is a very important statement. >> he repeated his assertion that many sides are at fault for the chaos. >> what about the left that came charging at the old right, do they have any semblance of guilty? let me ask you this, what about the fact they came charging with clubs in their hands and swinging clubs, do they have any problem, i think

. ♪ >> greg: hello, i am greg gutfeld. a claim as her suitcase, dana perino. "the five." vacation. >> north korea does not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury. like the world has never seen. >> greg: oh, dear. as usual, a threat. >> the first

." >> jesse: i am jesse watters along with kibler guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld periods 9:00 new york city and this is the e five." president trump has taken fire from critics on the left and the right for three days over his initial response to the white nationalist violence in charlottesville on saturday. today he fired back in a combative news conference as trump tower. >> president trump: i didn't wait long. i wanted to make sure unlike most politicians that what i said was correct. not make a quick statement. if the statement i made on saturday, the statement was a fe statement. you don't make statements that a direct and less you know the facts. it takes a little while to get the facts. you still don't know the facts. it's a very, very important process to me and it's a very important statement. >> jesse: he repeated his assertion that many sides are at fault for the chaos that erupte erupted. >> president trump: what about the old left that came charging at the old right? do they have any semblance of guilt caught mark let me ask you this, what about the f

. >> greg: high mike, i am greg gutfeld. she plays hide and seek in the dollhouse, dana perino. kimberly guilfoyle. juan williams. brian kilmeade. "the five." we learned one thing last night. the media is the disease and donald trump is the cure. >> i mean, truly dishonest people. the media and the fake media. they make up stories. i'm really doing this to show you how dishonest these people are. cnn is really bad. but abc did this morning -- i don't want to much but i wanted in the mornings. that little george stephanopoulos talking to nikki haley, right? little george. it's time to expose the crooked media deceptions and to challenge the media for their role in fermenting division. and yes, by the way, they are trying to take away our history and our heritage. these are sick people. >> greg: little george. it got better. an infomercial for fnc, knowing that it is airing on cnn. >> i must tell you, fox has treated me fairly. fox has treated me fairly. someday they might not treat me fairly and i will tell you about it. okay? but they've treated me fairly. but at least it's with

>> greg: high, i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, chris starr wilde, dana perino, "the five" " if i were a professor, i would teach a course called socialism 101, where every student must spend a moment on venezuela. their eyes glued to the grim results of policies endorsed by the bernie sanders of the world. the class actually is happening right now, but is anyone watching. not if "game of thrones" is on, or if president trump tweets. those take priority. it's too bad. for the past decade, we have watched an oil rich country descended to chaos, where toilet paper is worth more than actual currency and their currency not worth a. it is socialism 101. a government that controls production and distribution produces scarcity followed by a sham elections, rest, dictatorship, writes in the street. it never starts that way, way. it begins with a left wing populace and its fan base. self absorbed elites portraying a holy hell as a heaven and waiting. where are they now, these venezuelan fan boys. sean penn, jeremy corbin, oliver stone, michael moore, doing a plate on the

. ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeldit's 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." we begin tonight with continuing fallout to president trump's reaction to the white nationalist violence in charlottesville, virginia, over the weekend. the mother of the woman who was allegedly killed by by a man's empathetic with white supremacist causes spoke out today. >> they tried to kill my child to shut her up. guess what, you just magnified her. say to yourself, what can i do to make a difference and that's how you're going to make my child's death worthwhile. i'd rather have my child but if i have to give her up were going to make it count. >> dana: president trump blame to both sides the violence in charlottesville leading several high-profile ceos to resign from key white house counsel's. the president responded on twitter saying he was determined to disband the council's instead of putting pressure on ceos. >> they will support the racist, you are the racists. that has to end, i'm not letting anybody off the hook here. a

i'm jesse watters along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, greg gutfeld and dana perino. it is 9:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> jesse: we begin with a disturbing and dangerous trend from president trump's opponents. questioning the mental fitness of our commander in chief. president trump did nothing to hide his brash style during the campaign rallies and he still won a clear victory in the electoral college of her hillary clinton. that has not stopped as opposition from hurling accusations against president that are outside the bounds of common political discourse. >> i think that president trump's -- his antics and theater, his undertaking eg personality and erratic behavior should be a concern to anyone who has dedicated themselves to the preservation of our democracy and our national security. >> his discussion among friends and family and debates on social media, people are questioning the president's. >> i really question his ability, his fitness to be in this office. >> i certainly think there's an issue with the presidents capability. it's because

. >>> i'm mary marianne rafferty,w back to "the greg gutfeld show." ♪ ♪ greg: so remember north korea? [laughter] what happened? well, obviously, the news. and as coverage shifted to domestic strife, north korea blinked. kim jong un backed down on his threat the launch missiles at guam. perhaps because of this. >> north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire, fury. greg: fire and fury. [applause] [cheers and applause] there you go. which actually sounds kind of sexy, like a movie featuring my two favorite actors. >> in a world of unhinged leaders and rogue nations, he made the ultimate promise to confront evil. >> they will be met with fire, fury and, frankly, power. >> but the world didn't know his secret plan. ♪ ♪ >> they were former las vegas acrobats. [cheers and applause] now they're the president's most trusted undercover agents. richard greco is steve fire, stephen baldwin is jack fury. they are fire and fury, and they've got the power to keep the earth from annihilation. with a special appearance by robbie risk. [laughter] [cheers

hello everybody, i'm jesse watters, along with camilla guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino, , ad greg gutfeld new york city and this is "the five." another big shakeup in the west wing. president trump's communication director anthony scaramucci is out. less than two weeks after being hired for the job. this is a retired general john kelly took command as the new white house chief of staff. press secretary sarah sanders explained why the change was made. >> the president felt that anthony's comments were inappropriate for a person in

. >> greg: high, i am greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, chris starr wilde, dana perinoi were a professor, i would teach a course called socialism 101, where every student must spend a moment on venezuela. their eyes glued to the grim results of policies endorsed by the bernie sanders of the world. the class actually is happening right now, but is anyone watching. not if "game of thrones" is on, or if president trump tweets. those take priority. it's

. >> hi, i'm greg gutfeld. welcome to "the five." devastation from now, tropical depression harvey.r the second time today after the eye briefly ventured back to the gulf of mexico. harvey's the biggest rain storm in continental u.s. history and responsible for 20 deaths. a statistic that is expect to rise. 20,000 people slept in