i'm lauren blanchard and now back to the greg gutfeld joe. mon view they really hate you. a recent exit poll finds more than 60% of democrats view republicans as racist, bigoted and sexist. 60%. that is six out of ten people. only 30% of republicans for the same thing about democrats. that is three out of ten people. i'd like to simplify it. the poll asked if you describe the other party as racist, bigoted and sexist so set up the answer for liberals to point fingers and feel superior about it. as usual, the right things left is wrong but the left thanks you are stinking evil. is there way to change minds or is this how it will always be? japan say the giant, readers hit the 40 niners and kat heats schwarzenegger films. >> come on, kitty. [laughter] greg: it's weird because it some of his best work. total recall. kat, what you make of this survey? kat: i think there are definite some republicans that are racist. i think that they're all definitely from democrats that are racist. i don't think that whether you are racist or sexist has to do wit

join us in celebrating television's most prolific broadcaster, greg gutfeld. [applause] greg: thank you. [cheering and applause] no, stop it. scarborough, dead last, maybe he should of stuck to whatever he was doing before tv. >> when we get the checks? greg: i almost beat gentlemen and chris cuomo. >> sobey sensitive. not everything is about you. >> i'm sorry. greg: somebody look like he better get after it. like i always say when life gives you gentlemen go watch greg gutfeld. i also bested rachel maddow. how can that be, rachel? >> i usually have so many words and i have the best words but for this i have no words. did this fiercely just happened. [laughter] greg: to quote rachel -- but even i have to admit this is weird. something wrong when i more trusted than what was her. how can that be? he's boring which makes him instantly trustworthy and i'm flattered by this but terrified. me trusted by you? i don't even trust myself. i won't even be alone with me. but here's the real problem. the list had mixed commentators with reporters which is stupid. fnc has b

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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america two. applause] on "lif, liberty & levin." [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. mid-term myths. we heard about a blue wave. >> it is possible, if there is a huge blue wave that the senate could be in play. >> i think you will see a very large blue wave and it will have consequences of both the house and senate. >> there is definitely a blue wave coming and we have to get ready for it. jesse: but tuesday night that didn't happen. >> the blue

i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america two. [cheering and applause]

. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> i am dana perino with emily, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ >> fox news alert. a powerful 7.0 earthquake caused major damage after striking just outside of the city of anchorage, alaska. trace gallagher is standing by with the latest. >> this was a big one. a number of roads around anchorage have been damaged including the seward highway. traffic is backed up for several miles. the seward highway was shutdown because of a rock slide. a lot of major access roads are open or in the process of being reopened. remember there was a tsunami warning earlier. people were told to go to higher ground. they are trying to get back into their homes. and bridges, the inregitty hasn't been checked out. electricity, 7,000 homes and businesses without power. one of the primary substations has just gone back on line. there are no reports of any powerlines down. that's good news for the crews trying to get those electricity needs up and running again. the amazing thing. the fire chief said that they w

i'm ebony k williams and now back to the greg gutfeld show.be dead but he is still ahead. you may remember a guy named dennis hoff who ran the moonlight bunny ranch at the brothel in nevada don't know what a brothel is -- hbo gave it a reality show or so they tell me. i've never heard of the guy or the show actually. mac you can the episode this thursday or friday night on hbo. or you can get it on demand. training is done in the newsroom are the dennis hoff and one of his lovely bunnies, but taylor. greg: in my defense hi thought he raised actual bunnies. anyway, dennis won a seat in the nevada legislator as a republican. landslide. 70% of the vote and even though this is where it gets interesting dennis hoff died last month. after a weekend of partying with his 72nd birthday and by partying i mean sleeping with hookers. apparently his torso was discovered by porn star ron jeremy and i never heard of him either. [laughter] and ron jeremy porn star legend had more people than the irs. well, almost [bleep]. who keeps finding these clips? republ

joining us now with an early look is greg gutfeld the cohost of the five and a host of the greg gutfeld >> i am very excited about 2020. 90 percent of the people i never heard of but it is such an exciting time to watch the democrats implode the way the republicans did because so many people on one stage it creates an opportunity for one person to stand out that is that contrast theory the reason why trump did so well is because 17 people were from the same pond and he was not if there were four or five trumps it would have been a problem but there is only one so i came up with the criteria. >> i did too i want to hear yours first. >> you have to have somebody who can deal with donald trump. basically you want four by four with traction control not a previous want a car that can go off road and the candidate can go off-road. most have to go against candidates that our similar. you also have to have a sense of humor going up against somebody that is funny you have to be persuasive you cannot talk in jargon and surprising with trump he was not a by the book conservative by any means so if

we're talking about fox nation, my first guest was greg gutfeld. : i get to go with my notes and my laptop to 1 of 4 favorite bar restaurants, they know me, open up the laptop and start writing. i stopped writing when i'm too buzzed -- all of a sudden, i can't read it. >> dana: it's all about his book. >> greg: 25 minutes of that, i know. that's the best part of it, by the way. >> dana: it's up for download at fox nation.com. >> greg: you know what it's time for. animals are great. animals are great. you're going to be so sick of this. there are two animals in this video. you've got a dog in the goat, usually these types are disgusting but not this time because the goat just jumps over the dog. the dog doesn't seem to mind because animals are great. animals are great. it's incurable. >> jessie: this is jesse's workout tip. that's not real. a chinese guy in shanghai trying to do a poll up, look what happens. down he goes. i'm going to make an analogy. this was like the chinese economy after the trump tariffs, they are trying to hang on and you can't

why do you watch "the greg gutfeld show"? his response was perfect and infuriating.uining people's lives over mistakes. we have to stop mobbing people online because they said a bad joke. everyone has to be like crenshaw. if we forgive, we lead better lives. we get the adrenaline rush from chasing people down online and making them feel back, forcing an apology, forcing them to resign. what's infuriating about his response is that it will only come from that side. the left will never do it. we have talked about joy behar, we have talked about joy reid. we talked about alec baldwin. nobody here ever demands an apology or says they should be fired. we just say they made a mistake. when joy behar criticized christians. none of us that she should be fired. we have the ability to forgive. none of those people are going to give us the same allowance. the moment jesse, you screw up, media matters will be all over you. >> jesse: that's a good thing. i'm never going to screw up. as a matter of fact, i think you should be fired. i've been trying to get you fired ever since i c

greg gutfeld show host, greg gutfeld correspondent and reporter for "national review" online, kat timpf. reason magazine's editor mat welsh and cabbot phillips are all here. >> great connell mcshane costume you have here. connell: imagine i dressed up as kennedy or tried to. it would have been a career ender. we're six days out. the polls are closed. i thought indiana was interesting that the democrat donnelly looks like he might win that, but overall, the map looks good for republicans in the senate. what do you think? >> in that poll in indiana, libertarian had five points. i wonder how many people on election day will go to the republican candidate, remains to be seen. at this point, i'm interested to see what's going to happen in the next six days. when kavanaugh happened, the democrats got a bump there, excitement about the election, the last few days, the trump immigration talk motivated the democrat base more. >> you think so? president is all over immigration, whatever he wanted to say about the merits and talked about them with mark lotter and mike baker, it's political, the pr

. ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld.his is "the five." >> dana: president trump campaigning in key senate battle ground states, he's finishing up a rally right now, in west virginia, before heading to yaunl later tonight. the president going after democrats hard ahead of the high-stakes mid terms four days away. >> president trump: the democrats want to raise your taxes, restore job-killing regulations, shut down your coal mines. they will shut them down. they want to take away your good healthcare. and essentially, use socialism to turn america into venezuela. >> dana: trump touting the booming economy after finding out today 250,000 jobs were added in october. >> president trump: america now has the best economy, in the history of our country, and we want to keep it that way. we've created 4.5 million new jobs since the election. a number that was unthinkable, if i would have said that during the campaign, oh, they would have given me a hard time. they would have said pinocchio, they do the whole thing. sdp the preside

greg gutfeld is next. i will see you next saturday night. greg: we wherein the holiday season. it's time to rebut him on the following things your family, your health and of course those.

greg gutfeld is next. i will see you next saturday night. greg: we wherein the holiday season. it's time to rebut him on the following things your family, your health and of course those. and i'm thankful we live in a free country. where you are free to say stuff. man we have heard a lot of that here. >> the president who is not fit to lead was going to do something crazy in five minutes, one hour tonight or tomorrow. what more do you need to hear from him to start thinking 25th amendment or something else? greg: i wish she would sleep at night. anyway then there is this. >> that the president is a foreign agent. greg: it could be a robot too. who could forget this? this president has radicalized so many more people than isis ever did. greg: that deserves award. just one more. >> he does lose which will be a happy event it would be stunning i'm not leaving, call the military. you have to wonder if this man really would do that. greg: what is really important is this. >> america now has the hottest economy on earth. we have taken action to bring back american jobs. we will make

i'm greg gutfeld two. [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." i'm jesse watters.he migrant caravan arriving at the border and tensions rise as they try to gain access to our country either legally by claiming asylum or crossing illegally. one migrant, a honduran named henry saline as told reporters he told reporters he plans to overwhelm border agents. he says it will be all against one, one against all. all of central america against one, and all against trump and trump against all. joining me now con there are columnist, the author of "resistance is futile." i think even jim acosta said mr. president, they won't be climbing walls, that's not going to happen. but we see this video, they are climbing the walls. what's going on? >> oddly the things they have been doing the past 50 years. that's why one presidential candidate ran promising to build a wall. that's why people voted for him. we see we need a wall. in the absence of a wall, i pushr wish wyatt least had attorney general jeff sessions. jesse: these are people straddling the wall and taunting the people on

i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america two. [cheering and applause] on "lif, liberty & levin." [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. mid-term myths. we heard about a blue wave. >> it is possible, if there is a huge blue wave that the senate could be in play. >> i think you will see a very large blue wave and it will have consequences of both the house and senate. >> there is definitely a blue wave coming and we have to get ready for it. jesse: but tuesday night that didn't happen. >> the blue wave looked like a pea. >> it's not a blue wave. but it's a blue war. >> maybe it's a red wave on the senate sight. >> i fell like i got purple rain. jesse: the media is worse than your whole weatherman. no one der nobody trusts the press. republicans won three additional seats in the senate and lost only 33 seats in the house. half of what obama and clinton lost in their first mid terms. let's lock at some more propaganda that went up in smoke. the media told us barack obama til had juice. but he still has the mid-te

greg gutfeld is next. see you next saturday night. >> what question is that?st curious. >> just sit down please. sit down. i did not call you. i did not call you. should we keep this going for a little while? excuse me, i'm not responding to you. please, sit down. it is so sad. greg: it is. that's how you handle hecklers. [cheering and applause]

for now, back to the greg gutfeld show. . >> if you messed one - - missed any episodes or if you haverible memory it is your lucky day favorite roundup of videos so far what is your favorite quick. >> i love the one for those that are not celebrities calling it the nobody party. >> you may know me from such famous roles to lower your blood pressure. we are not celebrities we are nobody's. we work for a living and minor own business. >> the free sample at the supermarket we see each other all the time but we don't tell you our political opinions or even discuss them we just do our job and help you out. >> i like celebrities and then we don't sell our parents for the bit part. >> you must listen to our stupid asinine dribble or our cocaine handled opinions matter more than yours. would you rather take advice from those who think they know more because they use to snort powder. >> i'm going to fix is the windshield in your car. . >> do you know, what i notice about the difference between fraud - - box and other shows we bleeped them out to. . >> we have to make sure they don't hear t30.

greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night and don't forget get out there and vote. bring everyone with you. your friends, your family, the dog, they probably won't let that in the. [laughter] >> who voted? two let me see it again. who voted? [cheering and applause] what the hell am i doing here tonight? greg: entertaining the crap out of us. [cheering and applause] all right. welcome. welcome. to our live election special. as you can tell we spared no expense. not one but two american flags. [laughter] thank you.

from greg gutfeld show. and capri cafaro. and rachel campos duffy.on't like people who are trying to excuse what ivanka did. i don't like how they are trying to conflate it with what hillary did, they are very different. >> they are, she never tried too hide them, she turned them over. there were 33,000 e-mails for hillary clinton, and dozens for ivanka. there is so many different things. she is not secretary of state. kennedy: she could not generate top-secret information or redesignate some stuff that crossed her death that hillary clintodesk is it the sim.>> same. >> as a democrat in 2016, i rail hillary clinton talking to "meet the press," she said, well you know, this was the same server my husband had, i authority, this is 2016, you are kidding me, you left office in 2000, what you are talking about aol dial up, this not the same. the content of what i'veiv ivany have is different from a private e-mail server, now, again, that content may be open to a freedom of information request. but it is not the same. kennedy: we should be able to see it a

greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night and don't forget get out there and vote.e with you. your friends, your family, the jesse: welcome to. "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. president trump is rallying the crowd in pensacola, florida. let's listen in. president trump: they knew it would be a painful evening. evander hollyfield, the real field. we are also thrilled to be joined by a florida football legend who truly knows how to win. he won them all and he had a great place kicke

greg gutfeld is next and i will see you next saturday night and don't forget get out there and vote.y, the ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ >> we're just days away from one of the most important elections of our lives. >> president trump crisscrosses the country as we go down to the wire to the midterms. >> democrats are openly encouraging millions of illegal aliens to break our laws. republicans believe we must defend our borders. a republican congress means more jobs and less crime. a democrat congress means more crime and less jobs. first o>> the economy is so goo. where do you think that started? >> we have to protect florida's future. we need to protect the economic momentum. you'

this is greg gutfeld, everyone. >> greg: hi. it is more of an analysis on a question. so obama, during one of his midterms, he lost like 60 plus seats, so if the democrats win 30, it is actually kind of a win for republicans, and it is only a temporary reprieve because in two years, though seats are going to be up. he is going to get the whole base out there, so it is very possible that those 30 seats are like a rest stop on the freeway to. there is no way getting around it. it is not actually a win. especially when you spent two years doing nothing but planning for this day. if you getting dumped after losg 30 pounds. >> martha: i think this is the argument you're going to hear from the white house for short. exactly like that, i'm sure. [laughs] >> greg: thank you. >> dana: all right, bret and martha, thank you for being with us and for anchoring our coverage tonight. we will see you all night long. thanks very much. we will see you in a bit. >> dana: we are not leaving yet. we are going to have lots more analysis. laura, any other thoughts as we head into this elect

juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld. this is "the five."elcome to our thanksgiving fan mail extravaganza, your questions for the entire hour on this very special edition of "the five." grab those stretch pants and of the drumstick and let's begin. first question, instagram question. if you were a character, greg, i'm on a float in the thanksgiving parade, what would you be? >> greg: that's a good question. i guess i -- what's a float? i've never been to a thanksgiving day parade. i guess i'd be snoopy. >> jesse: that is the only character you know. >> greg: i haven't seen a float since i was three. parades are terrible for short people. >> dana: do you know what they have at the macy's day parade now? elf on a shelf. >> greg: something you can look up to. the cruelest people about hyatt are the people who are shorter. >> dana: i would be on any of the floats that would have the country music bands playing. >> jesse: want, you look disgusted. a >> juan: i can't believe greg never went to a thanksgiving day parade. >> greg: i grew up on the w

. >> jesse: i am jesse watters with martha maccallum, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld.rk city and this is "the five" ." welcome to fox square in midtown manhattan, home of america's election headquarters on the eve of the historic midterm elections. we have a jam-packed hour ahead but first. fox news alert. in the final hours before voters head to the polls, president trump is hitting the campaign trail harder than ever as he tries to tip key toss abrasives with a flurry of

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. ♪ >> dana: i'm dana perino along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld.a: president trump campaigning in key senate battle ground states, he's finishing up a rally right now, in west virginia, before heading to yaunl later tonight. the president going after democrats hard ahead of the high-stakes mid terms four days away. >> president trump: the democrats want to raise your taxes, restore job-killing regulations, shut down your coal

. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse watters and kennedy.the five" ." before the ceremonies to remember our fallen veterans, the president of france said he wanted a european army and claimed he needed to protect against the chinese, russian, and u.s. cyber threats. us as a potential enemy, that's kind of rude. trump said he was insulted and every journalist called him a meanie. trump tweets, telling macron maybe he should concentrate on his sad and sagging approval ratings in that france would be speaking german if it weren't for us. also make france great again which can only mean losing mimes. this seems like a spat between a french chef and yankee cabdriver. trump doesn't care. trump gets along with macron, the canadian dude, the nice lady from germany and the englishwoman who is not the queen. that doesn't affect his candor. he will tell you when your fly is down which is why bill clinton relied on him so much. trump's friendship means he's going to elbow you but if anything were to happen to you he would be there in a heartbea heartbea

from the greg gutfeld show where she serves as correspondent, kat timpf is here along with media reporterfor the hill, joe concha and daily caller editor in chief, go buy your christmas and hanukkah copies for friends, chris bedford is back. >> hey! >> let's talk about this, tim ryan is basically saying we have to focus on the economy. he seems like an attractive candidate particularly for those newly elected democratic congress people from the middle of the country. >> far too suburb minded and sensical for the television age and the great fun we're having with president trump who now is promising a rock 'em sock 'em robot match with a paraplegic. kennedy: he wants her to be speaker so badly. >> in the words of our college students an f'ing white male. that is unacceptable. you can't have that for the future of the democratic party. what does nancy pelosi stand for? kennedy: fantastic. absolutely right. it is fantastic. what do you make of the direction, nancy pelosi stood up tuesday night, let's hear it for preexisting conditions, and she planted her flag, and people are terrified to ru

. >> greg: tomorrow is the premier of the fox nation show "one smart person and greg gutfeld."ts great to come, 4:00 p.m. it's not not scott adams. time for this. animals are great. you know animals are great, especially a french bulldog who sings along with his rubber ducky. check this out. look at that. he gets on it, gets the sound and sings along with it. i don't know about you but when i look at that, it makes me think one thought. you know what that thought is? animals are great. animals are great. >> juan: talk about free thinking oh, my goodness. a week after fires burned down much of paradise california, the local high school teams return to the basketball court yesterday, both the boys & girls club team played their rival, neighboring chico high school. the boys won, the girls team lost but the big story came before tip-off, both teams stood together holding hands. the deadliest american fire in a century killed at least 88 people, every girls on the paradise team with one exception lost her home. more than 200 people still missing. all the proceeds from the game are

. >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with dagen mcdowell, juan williams, jesse -- jesse watters and dana perino. a mass shooting, this time in thousand oaks, california, 12 dead including a police officer, ron helus, who gave his life for others. here are his fellow officers paying respect to their fallen brother on the 101. there is no shortage of ideas when it comes to preventing such horror. the problem is the loudest voices only offered two choices. it's either you want more gun control or you want to arm everyone. we need to escape this prison of two ideas. here's how. we need a system that works. we once had a process for dealing with people who had a known mental illness but the process is now paralyzed by fear. people don't want to be pegged as violating someone else's rights. today psychiatric hospitals house less than one-tenth of the people they did in the 1950s. yet our population has doubled. if we can house them, then at least take them to theyhooter t. that's what we call a red flag. two, we need an industry focused on hardening soft targets. a shooter's body count is limited by

. >> neil: blue wave nevertheless >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse watters. a paper clip is her trombone. dana perino. "the five" ." stormy daniels lawyer, the esteemed mike alani was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence for the whole story is pretty murky but it seems he's accused of similar -- accused of similar stuff. i'm not going to lie, i felt like there was some adjustments exacted in the universe. i may be small for feeling that way but nobody is as small, petty, irresponsible as this guy. he tried to ruin brett kavanaugh's life. that wrongdoing requires serious poetic justice. even if it turns out he's innocent and he might be, he's tasting the kind of pain he's put on others and it's good to see one leader of a mob get hoisted on his own pitchfork. one must resist -- we must be better than him and better than avenatti. that is a low bar. we must be magnificent compared to him, so he deserves due process and the presumption of innocence even if he kept it from kavanaugh. he must get all the good stuff our system has to offer even if he

>> greg: tomorrow night, 10:00 p.m., the "greg gutfeld show." look we have on board! dan bongino!00 p.m. eastern time. i think it's going to be a great show. we are going to talk about the election. isn't that crazy? >> marie: you have to talk about the florida recount if there's going to >> dana: you have to talk about the florida recount. >> jesse: "watters world" 8:00, we have the doctor to bash in court dr. sebastian gorka. and anna polito, not sure why her picture isn't there. there's also a new thing we are going to explore. a lot of trump supporters are single and they want to find a date, but also other trump supporters. tender for trump supporters, and you dating app called dongle daters. here's a look >> haven't got any dates yet. it looks promising. we go did you talk to them about the wall? >> absolutely pure the first thing out of my mouth is "build that wall." >> dana: maria? >> marie: this is from texas. andrew jones was diagnosed with leukemia back in january. on tuesday of this week, he returned to the court and scored his first point cancer free. let's take a loo

. ♪ >> juan: i am juan williams with jedediah bila, steve doocy, dana perino and greg gutfeld. is "the five." president trump sparking another media firestorm. critics up in arms over a "new york times" report about the president warning the justice department to prosecute hillary clinton as well as former fbi director james comey. some in the media sounding the alarm about trump's intention. >> it's a defining moment in the history of the drum presidency. this is a dra

. ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters with emily compagno, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. ." president trump blasting michael cohen after his former lawyer pleads guilty to lying to congress and agrees to cooperate with the special counsel. saying in court that he made less congress -- mid misled congress. cohen telling lawmakers.

. >> neil: blue wave nevertheless >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesseone. dana perino. "the five" ." stormy daniels lawyer, the esteemed mike alani was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence for the whole story is pretty murky but it seems he's accused of similar -- accused of similar stuff. i'm not going to lie, i felt like there was some adjustments exacted in the universe. i may be small for feeling that way but nobody is as small, petty,

. >> jesse: i am jesse watters with morgan ortagus, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." fox news alert. moments ago trump addressing the illegal immigration crisis facing our country. the president taking aim at democrats and blaming them for the laws that enabled the problem. >> president trump: we will not allow our generosity to be abused by those who would break our laws, defy our rules, via -- violate our borders, break into our country. the laws are so bad. they are not archaic. they are incompetent. it's not that they are old. they are just bad. and we can't get any democrat votes to change them. it's only the republicans that are -- they want to change them. >> jesse: the hot-button issue has been the migrant caravan headed towards the united states. trump once again vowing to stop it. >> president trump: at this very moment, large, well organized migrants of -- caravans of migrants are headed to our southern border. some people call it an invasion. it's like an invasion. these are tough people come in many cas