"the greg gutfeld show" is coming up. greg: i was even willing to stand out in the rainy get my hair soaking wet to show it's my real hair at least. it wouldn't be pretty. it's my hair. it may not be great but i will say it's better than most of my friends who are the same age. greg: i can't really argue with that. [applause] the media is at it again making the crack at the outrage. here's the current state of the "cnn" newsroom. ♪ i have to say cuomo and lemon have a natural chemistry. that was found. anyway, remember last week's rally? thayer, trump told reporters people waiting in line for the show are soaking wet which immediately triggered cnn's expert firemen to leap from their bunk beds, slide down their fiery red poles and come to the rescue in their matching blue -- the lure pajamas to do what? to point out that it's 80 degrees and sunny outside of the rally. it's not raining so how could they be wet? maybe someone should point out to "cnn" there is this thing that happens when it's hot and sunny in the south. it'

a stranger control it and if it tickles you -- tyrus: that's "the greg gutfeld show." : the survey that says new york is the least friendly state. it will probably change once i leave. so i can buy from enterprise car sales and you'll take any trade-in? that's right! great! here you go... well, it does need to be a vehicle. but - i need this out of my house. (vo) with fair, transparent value for every trade-in... enterprise makes it easy. ♪ ♪ applebee's handcrafted burgers now with endless fries starting at $7.99. and get more bites for your buck with late night half-priced apps. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. jackie: this is a "america's news headquarters." at least five people are dead, victims after mass shooting in texas. it started in anyland. he high jacked a u.s. postal service vehicle. the suspect then fired randomly and people before he was killed by police near a movie theater. more than a dozen people are being treated at an area hospital. one of the victims were just 17 months old. president trump and attorney general william barr are monitoring

stepping up their enforcement of that. >> jesse: 50,000 a week. >> katie: a month. >> jesse: that's greg gutfeldter biden is the chelsea carter of clinton. i don't know what that meant. >> juan: every administration, did you go back and what was it obama's brother was doing something? everybody is doing -- getting sucked into like a bird getting sucked into the engine of the impeachment plane, right? it's not going to do well for him. can i quote scott adams? we haven't got to a scott adams quote brings up how clever democrats have been getting us to think past the sale instead of thinking about the legitimate questions about joe biden and corruption, we're focusing on how dare trump ask those questions. how dare he ask part of his job seek out potential corruption because we're giving this country tons of money. you might as well ask what's going on over there before you give them the money. you don't just give them the money and then ask. you ask and give the money. the point is we are not thinking about that. we are not thinking about that we are thinking about how dare he ask those questions

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next saturday. greg * i'm greg. i am note sheer but i am somewhere else. i left you some of our favorite stories and a segment that never aired on television. i will be checking in with you throughout hour making sure you are not jumping on the furniture. so enjoy. another week, another wonderful learning experience. the campaign kicked off in orlando where we learned what would happen if trump deleted one email. president trump: if i deleted one email like a love note to melania, it's the electric chair for trump. greg: i know that feeling. but we learned some history. does anyone have a higher percentage than your favorite president donald trump? president trump: one person has a higher percentage than your fifth president donald trump. do you know who that president is? he got a higher percentage than me and it's devastating. his name is george washington. george is at 00%. -- is at 100%. there is no way i will get there no matter what i tell you. greg: is the wall moving along? president trump: the wall is movin

>> greg: the greg gutfeld show tomorrow night 10:00 p.m. you have emily compagno who is that. eat >> greg: this is one of the best videos i have ever seen. shows an example of true tough love goat trying to get the attention of a bulldog oh. and a bulldog is not impressed and he keeps trying. isn't this amazing? >> jesse: that could hurt. >> greg: just trying to get his attention. >> dana: they are having a fight. that's what a play fight is. >> juan: one person is not fighting. >> greg: it's true. they ended up moving to vermont and getting a bed and breakfast. animals are, animals are great. animals are great ♪ animals are the great. >> juan: jesse, your turn. >> jesse: our good friend you may have heard her song coming out of dana's segment earlier. she has a new single called i never do. this first title off her highly anticipated new album. take a listen. ♪ i never do that ♪ but i'm about to hit that floor ♪ and let you spin me around, around, around. >> jesse: i was just told not to dance. >> said that years ago. >> jesse: check this out on spotify, pandora a new video co

now back to the greg gutfeld show. uninhabitable. i'm aishah hasnie. greg: is this the decline and fall of dodge ball? dodge ball. we all played it in gym class. you pick teams, you throw a ball at your opponents. the team that loses is dismembered in a gruesome ritual. that's how we did it. in first grade. anyway, researchers in canada now say dodge ball is oppressive since the goal is to marginalize the weak. that's true of any sport you played as a kid. i know, i sucked at all of them. that's why i quit sports and learned my life skills elsewhere. your kids can too simply by ditching sports for better stuff. >> want to do physical activity with lesser intellect. our philosophy is simple. if you are under 8 years old and haven't shown any athletic yet, you can start pursuing getting rich, electronic defense contracting. real estate development. blackjack and even loan sharking. >> wow, that awesome. >> start lettering math. greg: tyrus, that video this my mind the absolute truth. if you know at an early age that sports is not for you, screw it. get ou

right now we rejoin the greg gutfeld show. >> they think the big apple treats them like crab pull.er] bring to the 50 states in terms of friendliness, number one, the friendliest state, minnesota. people there have what's called minnesota nice as opposed to minnesota likes. got that one at a party. is defined as the stereotypical savior of locals to be courteous, reserved and mild-mannered while they dismember your body and feed it to the pigs. the least friendly state of course is new york which we all know isn't the case. right, my audience of new york? [cheering] new yorkers can be tough, little rice crafting but they know no nonsense. kind of like this guy. who's more new york than the sky? no wonder everyone think he's so mean and rude and crass. mind your sleep business bleeped my theory is that the antagonisr met a new yorker. new york is definitely the least friendly state. new york city is definitely the least from the city. that's why i like it. [laughter] have you ever been to another state to get in the uber and the drivers talk to you? there like how's your day? i'm li

: hello, everyone i'm dana perino, along with emily compagno, donna brazile, jesse watters and greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city and this is the "the five" breaking news battle over impeachment. house democrats now demanding president trump's personal attorney rudy giuliani hand over documents about ukraine. this is the latest move from democrats as they move full speed ahead potential impeachment vote by the end of the year. president trump hammering the whistleblower and the white house trying to figure out who it is. >> well, we are trying to find out about a whistleblower. the call was perfect. when the whistleblower reported it, he made it sound terrible. and then you had adam schiff who, even worse, made up my words. the reason is when he saw my call to the president of ukraine, it was so good that he couldn't quote from it because there was nothing done wrong. it was perfect. >> dana: democrats say a potential hearing with the whistleblower could happen very soon. both sides showing they are digging in for a fight. >> this all hearsay. you can't get a parking ticket conviction bas

"greg gutfeld" is coming up next. i will see you next saturday

i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." war on meat, plastics, gasoline. those are some of the extreme ideas democrats proposed during cnn's 7-hour town hall on climate change. >> life on earth is at risk. >> we are fighting for the survival of the planet earth. >> this u.n. report says i guess it's 11 years we have left. >> this is on par with winning world war ii, maybe more challenging than that. >> do you ban plastic straws in. >> i think we should yeah. >> what about offshore drilling for oil, would you ban it? >> absolutely. we need to take combustup vehicles off the order as quickly as we can. >> they failed to act as president of the united states. i am prepared to get rid of the filibuster to pass a green new deal. jesse: don't nuke the filibuster if you don't believe in nuclear energy. joining me, the son of president trump. eric trump. are you happy the democrats are running on this platform? >> they are going to get rid of oil, frack, that's natural gas. cows, planes, you can't have a carneymore. -- a car any mo

"the greg gutfeld sho coming up. greg: i was even willing to stand out in the rainy get my hair soaking wet to show it's my real hair at least. it wouldn't be pretty. it's my hair. it may not be great but i will say it's better than most of my friends who are the same age. greg: i can't really argue with that. [applause] the media is at it again making the crack at the outrage. here's the current state of the "cnn"

"greg gutfeld" is coming up next. next. [national anthem] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> at 6 a.m. on a sunday morning, a fox news alert. we are following two breaking news stories for you this morning. first, mandatory evacuations set to take effect in hours as a category 4 hurricane powers towards the southeast region of the u.s. >> florida, georgia and the carolinas declaring states of emergency ahead of hurricane dorian. live team coverage in moments. >>> first, we begin in texas where five people are dead after a traffic stop turns into a shooting ram package. more than 20 others, including three law enforcement officers are hurt. we're live in

. ♪ ♪ graduate graduate i'm greg gutfeld with emily compagno, juan williams and jesse watters and danaino, "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: climate freaks and they are climate freaks shut down traffic in d.c. today. sn mentoday. [chanting] >> come down ♪ >> greg: as this idiocy rolls on people go to work and put food on their tables. that doesn't hurt the environment. creating endless blocks of idling cars and trucks was which is what that massive tantrum did. a traffic jam just because their driver's problem. the u.p.s. lady doesn't have that luxury or anybody trying to get to the er or a loved one to chemo. yet the media elevates these idiots because rather than interfering with their lives activism gives the media an easy assignment. you walk outside and shove a mike at pathetic attention seeker. worse we have adults advocating changing over life changing decisions to children. serial, iseriously, is this healthy. >> i shouldn't be up here. i should be back in school on the other sichted ocean. yet, you all come to us young people for hope. how dare you. you have stolen my dreams and my c

♪ hello, everyone, i'm juan williams along with emily compagno, jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> juan: fox news alert. actress felicity huffman headed to prison. a judge sentencing her to 14 days behind bars, a $30,000 fine and one year probation. huffman is the first parent to face punishment in the bombshell college admission scandal. the hollywood star admitted to paying $15,000 to rig her daughter's sat score. huffman crying in court, showing remorse and admitting she broke the law.

"greg gutfeld" is coming up next.e you next saturday night jackie: tragedy in texas saturday when a gunman opened fire leaving five people dead. the youngest victim just 17 months old. police have not rereeled much about the suspect except he was a white man in his 30s. he was stopped for failing to signal a left turn. the gunman then hijacked a u.s. postal service vehicle making his way to odessa. on his way there he started shooting people at rando

. ♪ ♪ graduate graduate i'm greg gutfeld with emily compagno, juan williams and jesse watters and dana♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: climate freaks and they are climate freaks shut down traffic in d.c. today. sn mentoday. [chanting] >> come down ♪ >> greg: as this idiocy rolls on people go to work and put food on their tables. that doesn't hurt the environment. creating endlessck

greg gutfeld is next. rainy get my hair soaking wet to show it's my real hair at least. it wouldn't be pretty. it's my hair. it may not be great but i will say it's better than most of my friends who are the same age. greg: i can't really argue with that. [applause] the media is at it again making the crack at the outrage. here's the current state of the "cnn"

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you next saturday. greg * i'm greg.e sheer but i am somewhere else. i left you some of our favorite stories and a segment that never aired on television. i will be checking in with you throughout hour making sure you are not jumping on the furniture. so enjoy. another week, another wonderful learning experience. the campaign kicked off in orlando where we learned what would happen if trump deleted one email. president t

♪ hello, everyone, i'm juan williams along with emily compagno, jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> juan: fox news alert. actress felicity huffman headed to prison. a judge sentencing her to 14 days behind bars, a $30,000 fine and one year probation. huffman is the first parent to face punishment in the bombshell college admission scandal. the hollywood star admitted to paying $15,000 to rig her daughter's sat score. huffman crying in court, showing remorse and admitting she broke

. >> dana: i learned this from greg gutfeld.he first act of counter terrorism, the remarkable amount of heroism. the people voted on the plane before they rushed the cockpit. i wanted to ask about, your girls are a little older than jesse's, how they think about or do you talk about? >> tom: we do talk about it. my wife and i, we weren't married but it was new in our relationship and that was a very sobering time obviously. i was doing stand-up. a lot of people went right back on stage and said we've got to do our shows. i took the rest of the month off. i didn't want to do shows. it was quite a time. we talk about it. the thing that hit me today, the guest on "outnumbered," he said the people born on that day can vote today. 18 years. that was amazing. every time we have this anniversary, i can't believe how long ago it was because it seems like yesterday. >> dana: there is a great book called "the only plane in the sky," they missed the flight or they were supposed to be on this flight, all the possible disasters their own liv

. >> greg: all right tomorrow night the greg gutfeld show we have dave rubin, dave smith great comedians do this ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: you know, no two dogdogs are alike, dana. they are like snowflakes. a drone can show us. here is a dog looking at a drone and -- >> jesse: oh. >> greg: one dog looking at it and another dog diving all over it. >> jesse: stay awake up there. >> greg: i like this. i don't know why. >> jesse: pay attention. he stuck the landing. >> greg: animals are great. animals are great. ♪ >> jesse: katie? >> katie: okay. i didn't swear. i didn't do it. i swear i didn't swear, guys. a gesture. we have to move along here. boston dynamics has this awesome robot and as a wise man once said greg, animals are -- robots are great. this new robot has, look, olympic worthy skills. look at the somer salt. >> greg: very fight fringe. >> katie: scary. about to release 330-pound robot or this one weighs 330 pounds. they are also going to release a new robot dog that does not weigh 330 pounds. they are saying it can run uphill and climb stairs. >> greg: k

i'm greg gutfeld and i love you eastern i hope. eric: have a great afternoon. jon scott next with the "fox report". jon: massive relief effort in bahamas nearly a week after the northern most part of that island nation was destroyed by hurricane dorian. the death toll now rising to at least 43 people. that number is expected to climb significantly. good evening. i'm jon scott. this is "the fox report". the u.s. coast guard says it has rescued hundreds of people left stranded by dorian. this as crews continue to comb through rubble. while families grapple with agonizing uncertainty -- uncertainty. >> i haven't heard from them since the hurricane, and they haven't heard from me, so i don't know how they are situated and they definitely don't know how i'm situated. right now they're not sure if i'm living or dead, but if i can get over here today, they would know today that i'm still quite alive. jon: steve harrigan is reporting from the bahamian capital of nassau. steve? >> when you look at the scale of this disaster, for the bahamas, it is simply staggering. mor

imagine if greg gutfeld will hear, he would be furious.ook matters into his own hands and flew the plane himself. michael bradley is actually an off-duty pilot and when he found out about the delay he called the airline and said, can i fill in? >> i would very much like to go on a holiday, but as you can see, they are ready to go. 38 seconds later, he calls me back and says, please, please pretty please can you fly the airplane. >> so basically he volunteered and the airline would like to thank michael for that. >> australians, the crazy people. >> we also have a brand-new edition of dana perino's book club. it's such a good mystery. that's all i have. i had so much to say there. >> okay, big night for nfl fans tonight, it's the bears against the packers, opening night. the season starts though with an act of charity from packers quarterback aaron rodgers. he donated 375 football helmets to california high school students who had their seasons ruined by wildfires last year. rogers played football at one of the schools, pleasant valley high

: hello, everyone i'm dana perino, along with emily compagno, donna brazile, jesse watters and greg gutfeldity and this is the "the five" breaking news battle over impeachment. house democrats now demanding president trump's personal attorney rudy giuliani hand over documents about ukraine. this is the latest move from democrats as they move full speed ahead potential impeachment vote by the end of the year. president trump hammering the whistleblower and the white house trying to figure out who it is. >> well, we are trying to find out about a whistleblower. the call was perfect. when the

dana: hello, everyone, i'm dana perino along with katie pavlich, juan williams jesse watters and greg gutfeldew york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: president trump attacking democrats after a high stakes hearing on capitol hill. acting director of national intelligence joseph maguire testifying on the whistleblower complaint after it was made public. the whistleblower accusing the white house of putting a transcript of president trump's call on a separate computer system. mostly used for classified information. here's chairman adam schiff clashing with the director. >> i don't believe it has corroborated by other folks. the whistleblower says that he spoke or she spoke to about a

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. [cheers and applause] connell: there are two major stories that we're following at this hour. a gunman goes on a terrifying rampage in texas, killing seven, injuring nearly two dozen, including a 17 month old girl. meanwhile life threatening situation in the caribbean this hour. hurricane dorian unleashing a catastrophic blow in the bahamas as it angles for the united states. good evening, i'm connell mcshane filling in for jon scott. this is "the fox report". the state of texas continues to suffer tonight, fresh off its second mass shooting in just a matter of weeks. fox reports live from odessa, just moments from now. first, though, the latest on hurricane dorian. it's a storm that's shaping up to be dangerously historic and reach category 5 status today, as it slammed ashore in the bahamas. states of emergency declared in georgia, south carolina, north carolina, and florida, we evacuation orders -- with evacuation orders issued for parts of the sunshine state. fox team coverage, je

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. >>> a precarious situation off the coast of georgia. rescuers searching frantically for four crewmembers missing after their cargo ship overturned and caught fire. good evening. i'm rob schmidt in for jon scott. this is "the fox report". that ship left disabled and leaning drastically to its side, shortly after it left port. crews have managed to safely rescue 20 of the 24 people on board but a coast guard official says it is too risky to go inside that ship and try to find the remaining four. >> we're still conducting rescue operations. we have assets on the scene. they continue to do what they can. it is a complex situation, so, you know, we're looking not just for the safety -- to be able to rescue the people on board but also to be able to provide safety for our crews. >> christina coleman is joining us with the latest. tough situation here. >> it sure is, rob. a large burning cargo ship on its side. that's what the coast guard was up against as they worked to save 20 crewmembers from the vessel early this morning. at this point, fo

mom had just received it in the mail i'm guessing from greg gutfeld.happen. before the bus arrived, wanted to surprise her daughter, who loves uniforms. i love this because this is the age before your parents embarrass you. you are like this is so cool. if you fast forward five years and like it is like what did you do? >> everyone is watching. >> she's not getting off the bus if she's in her teens. set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. hello, bret. >> bret: hey, jesse, thank you. this is to be 27. good evening, i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, a suspected agent for the terror group has allies facing serious charges tonight that he scouted dozens of prominent buildings and facilities in new york city as possible targets for attack. federal officials say the list includes the empire state building, times square and the united nations headquarters one week ahead of the u.n. general assembly meeting. correspondent bryan llenas has our top story tonight. good evening. >> bret, good evening. 42-year-old was arrest

he's not playing tonight but gutfeld is, and he's up next. s. greg * i'm greg.omewhere else. i left you some of our favorite stories and a segment that never aired on television. i will be checking in with you throughout hour making sure you are not jumping on the furniture. so enjoy. another week, another wonderful learning experience. the campaign kicked off in orlando where we learned what would happen if trump deleted one email. presidru