>> tucker: greg gutfeld. >> greg: vodka.. >> tucker: oh, you said it come i'm sorry. >> greg: what is wrong with you? >> tucker: vodka isn't used in a margarita. did he really say that? >> greg: yes. >> margarita is a fruit and there is ice and there is vodka. [laughter] >> tucker: he is wrong but you were right. you are one up. >> greg: but not for long. double terrible for me. >> tucker: [laughter] and by the way after winning that money, you are tending bar. >> austin: why wouldn't i? i get to hang out with my friends and make money for it. >> greg: i admire that. >> tucker: good for you, good for you. >> greg: you can't retire in $400,000. >> austin: on three blocks from here. >> tucker: what is the bar called? >> austin: -- >> greg: i used to drink there. it is a part. i used to go there all the time. it is the best thing happening on the block. >> tucker: question two, the national game show commission demand this multiple-choice question about food. president trump just rolled out another fast food spread at the white

now let's take you back to the greg gutfeld show ♪ ♪. obot wars, may be on all fours, spot is encouraging social distancing measures in singapore indian pulledeployed to national parksg onboard cameras, can estimate the number of park visitors a broadcast prerecorded message like this one. >> for those around you, please stand around you. greg: nothing intimidating but this too. >> watch the greg gutfeld show saturday at ten. greg: that's great advice, here's one more. >> why didn't somebody tell me that greg gutfeld as a new book out, self-help, a compassionate man and he's sexy too, have you seen his hair. greg: slow down robot, but he is not wrong, it is available this july, go to amazon or wherever in order it, the parks department says spot allows them to save money on human personnel and shrink the footprint in the parks, the slowing of viral spread, you may see spot pop up in other places as well, let's hear one more message. it will only be a matter of time before we robot dogs gain control of earth and the beast on your flesh, yo

p.s., congrats to greg gutfeld! that's better, right? he does seem to be familiar with all the late night shows. i've heard that if you snort enough adderall, you can watch four of them at once. the president took a field trip today to phoenix to visit a honeywell factory where they are manufacturing n95 masks. and the big question was, would he wear a mask at the plant where they make the masks? let's find out. ♪ he did not. and i love that they didn't turn the volume on the guns and roses down even one notch. for the president. i can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than donald trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask factory while the song "live and let die" blares in the background. one of the things we need to save lives and get back to business is testing. widespread testing. testing is how we can make sure it's safe to go to work. and you'd think trump would agree with that, that seems like a no-brainer. but no-brainers are sometimes hard to get a bead on when you have no brains. >> the anti-body test, you see w

know how i'll start going to get out of there and campaign but it was not well done. >> jesse: greg gutfeld wonder if biden is going to use the pie t -- pandec as a reason to say that he can't to be in the room to debate trump. i wonder if he's going to use this as an excuse to get out of the debate. i also have another theory. i think tara reade, the tara reade stories designed by clever democrats to get biden out of the race. stay theory. you know what, i have not met a single biden supporter, an actual one and i don't mean someone who is going to vote for biden. i mean -- a lot of people are going to vote for biden. i have yet to meet a biden supporter. the people voting for biden say they believe tara reade. that's not a supporter. that's a voter. >> jesse: that's a good point. emily. >> emily: i think the imagery of biden being relegated to the basement just invokes this frail, infirm creature even more than he was going into the pandemic. arguably trump has the advantage for the last few months he's been leaving the country out of a crisis while biden has in the basement. he needs som

now back to "the greg gutfeld" show. e grade got to show. greg: these crazy times lead to not real crimes. take the gym owners in new jersey who defined the state mandate and reopened on monday, socially distancing the equipment and all. the police gave them warnings and a fine and the member was arrested in the gym defined the orders. they had the gym closed down by the board of health. >> all of these messages on the wall from the health department were put on and never stepping inside and taking a look at the facilities, we've been shut down by the health department and it is a scare tactic, we have our lawyers, they have been on it since 6:00 a.m. and our plan is to handle and reopen tomorrow. greg: they did reopened friday. elsewhere, new york mayor and halloween costume, bill de blasio announced that new york beaches would not open memorial day weekend, meaning you can walk on the beach but no swimming. if you try to swim, the strong-arm was waiting for you. behold, the stalin of sand. >> the nypd will be out, the parks department, firs

this is as bad as it gets. >> greg: are you talking to me? >> jesse: i am, mr. gutfeld>> greg: anyway, i'm just going to start talking because i am assuming you're asking me a question but i have no sound. you solve president trump pretty angry. why is he angry? it's because if the media and the democrats had just accepted the reality that they hated 2016 instead of deciding if trump wins we destroy everybody in that universe. it was a contamination effect. if you had any kind of connection to trump, you are done. everyday people have experienced far worse trauma in their lives than their party losing an election. people have lost loved ones. jobs, limbs, and they didn't spend four years on a psychotic warpath determined to get revenge for their bitter loss. what what the democrats have to show for it? trump said if you elect me are going to be so tired of winning, the democrats must be tired of losing. we are doing in the a block on flynn and the mueller investigation is being exposed. this is like a walk down memory lane. observing the democrats. it's like you're in a

and gutfeld steals half of them anyway. >> greg: we are the true heroes.e were dissatisfied with our snacks. speak to name the happiest time you ever had on "the five." emily? >> emily: okay, i think it would be when you guys surprised me for my birthday. i felt so -- and also, our christmas special with greg, that gift, those were the most mind-blowing, adorable -- i felt so loved, i love you guys. >> dana: yeah, yeah. >> jesse: not sure about -- my happiest time on "the five" comes every day right when the monologue is over. [laughter] >> dana: because then you get to talk. all right. greg, how about you? have you ever had a happy time on "the five"? >> greg: i like when brett says hello, greg, at the end. yes, my favorite time was when we pranks, we did the cake prank. remember, johnny dropped the cake. that was funny. >> emily: that was traumatic for me. >> dana: i think mine was when we went to nashville, that was -- i was in hog heaven there. what about you, juan? >> juan: i would guess it's the celebrations. i wonder if the audience notices but we c

i'm jeanine pirro along with lancelot, advocating for chief justice and the american way, greg gutfeld is next, lance look at the camera. ♪. greg: prepared to get back to work, let's ponder the obstacles, i count three so far, first the media to capture their essence completely, let's roll the question. >> the american presidents move is more american over the course of six weeks then the entirety of the vietnam war? >> so yeah we lost a lot of people but if you look at original projections 2.2 milli million, were probably heading to 60000 - 70000, far too many, one person is far too many for this. greg: great answer but an asinine question. does a leader deserve to be reelected after a tragedy strikes. that's what the election is for you dope, he deserved to be reelected and you can apply the non-logic just about anywhere. a tornado killed the johnson family on main street and mr. smith delivers the he resigned from the united states postal service. as long as the media has no power in self reflection, though never learn and keep making neurotic observations like this chat. >> after w

michael: i can be at home doing makeup in my office and during the greg gutfeld show but the realitys i spent time with ian smith the guy who runs the gym in new jersey i was live on the scene he is one of the most hard-working decent respectful responsible people you have ever met in governor murphy like any other governor is using all the power at his disposal. i don't do a lot of breaking news on the show, murphy just filed in order to shut down the gym on a health violation. they have never been inside the gym and the larger point which tyrus just said, if you don't want to go, you do not have to go. it is the massive caveat over the entire thing. and for the hairdressers and the gym owners in the restaurant owners, they have skin in the game and it's a beatable thing to watch. greg: you know who also skin in the game, nude beaches. there in this fight to. the race to cover your greg: are you up to the task of life and a mask. people are adapting to mask wearing, it's become a place for innovation, one is really inventor designed a remote-control mouth with out taking it out. tak

i am glad you are watching greg gutfeld, the prison of two ideas, "the five."nk you, mike rowe. >> to be fair, i only watch your show, you're doing great. >> dana: people love hearing that. a tale 20 years in the making, how the coronavirus brought together an airport captain and the father of 9/11 hero todd beamer. the story for you, next. at philadelphia, we know what makes the perfect schmear of cream cheese. the recipe we invented over 145 years ago and me...the world's best, and possibly only, schmelier. philadelphia. schmear perfection. when taking a break from everyday life is critical to everyone's health, there is one thing we can all do together: complete the 2020 census. your responses are critical to plan for the next 10 years of health care, infrastructure, and education. let's make a difference, together, by taking a few minutes to go online to 2020census.gov. it's for the well-being of your community and will help shape america's future. ♪ - ( phone ringing )es offers - big button,lized phones... and volume-enhanced phones.nes. get details on thi

greg gutfeld, what was your reaction when you watch the video? o think it's hard for a lot of people not to see race in this. in an ideal world, we wouldn't see rays. we would see a horrifying event. i think that's what katie is trying to say. what i was look at is something that's not about race but it's about a weird phenomenon in life. i call it the unbending mind. it's often the product of a system in which the goal cannot allow for any deviation. there's a lot of minor examples that you come across in life. 18 traffic warden is writing your ticket, they are not going to listen to you. when you're on an automated helpline, no matter what you do, you can't get them to change. it's a procedure and i'm talking about what's happening when we are talking about the need jamming procedure. in this case, that's been taught and it's in forest it's unbending in the sense that no matter what a bystander was saying, the anguish of the man on the ground is completely ignored because it's an unbending mind, the product of a system that cannot change and tha

. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with jesse watters, juan williams, and judge jeanine. "the five."fter president trump told the world he was taking a prescribed medication, the media flipped. >> i don't know that it will help with his health but it certainly helps to cover up his weaknesses. >> this is really deadly serious. it's quite dangerous, really quite dangerous. >> he says he's been on this thing for two and a half weeks or something. but when you read the side effects, psychosis, paranoia, hair loss, i think he's been on it for three and a half years. >> greg: suddenly everybody is a doctor. apparently all of those dopes no better than the white house and the people who prescribed the drug. they are acting like trump is ingesting peyote in a year. here's the story, trump is taking drug and he has shared the info with you. the politicians would never do that, that's why they were shocked. trump shares. they hide. how dare trump ask his white house doctor about our tried-and-true medication that's currently being used off label by other doctors? how dare he make an informed

>> greg: yeah. >> jesse: that is my territory, gutfeld. >> greg: [laughs] i'm glad they are opening beachesmovie, juan. i hated that movie. >> juan: all right, well, never too early to talk about the endless summer. you remember that movie about surfers going around the world in search of the perfect wave. well, here's the spectacular wave on the southern california coast. take a look. the blue light coming from the ocean is actually algae bloom. it's known as bioluminescence. the light is emitted with the lg is stirred up by the energy of crashing waves and as you can see, it puts on a spectacular show called sea sparkle. pain ten, baby. we are going surfing usa. >> greg: there you go. all right, dana. have you got any blue lg? >> dana: that's pretty neat. i don't. but i need kansas to pay attention. if you're listening in kansas, there's a woman there who needs your help. her name is and derby, 71-year-old mother. the mother is blind and she went three and a half hours from her home to stay with them in the quarantine and she was planning to go to mow the lawn and her mom's house but she

i'm jeanine pirro lancelot, advocating for chief justice and the american way, greg gutfeld is next, look at the camera. ♪. greg: prepared to get back to work, let's ponder the obstacles, i count three so far, first the media to capture their essence completely, let's roll the question. >> the american presidents move is more american over the course of six weeks then the entirety of the vietnam war? >> so yeah we lost a lot of people but if you look at original projections 2.2 milli million, were probably heading to 60000 - 70000

time, i am greg gutfeld, we love you america.he good work and bls you. [♪] jesse: welcome to watters,'m jesse watters. donald trump revealed he was taking hydroxychloroquine. >> i am taking it, cloarp quinn --hydroxychloroquine every dayi take a pill every day. a lot of our front-line workers take it. plus it doesn't hurt people. it has been out on the market or malaria and lupus and other things. many doctors are in favor of it. many front line workers won't go there unless they have the hydroxy. fit was anybody other than me, people would say isn't that smart. jesse: president trump is flying around visiting facilities, hosting events, briefing the media. you don't think the leader of the free world should be protected with whatever medicine is available? the media thought this was the most dangerous thing in the world. >> trump has been experimenting with hydroxychloroquine. >> at this point what unhealthy thing isn't strum doing? >> this is deadly serious. it's quite dangerous. >> he says he's been on this thing for 2 1/2 weeks. but when you read the side effects, psychosis, paran

." ♪ >> jesse: hello everyone, i am jesse watters along with dana perino, greg gutfeld, and emily compagno>> president trump: oh, boy, what a crowd. and outside we have many more people than this outside, it's incredible. the team is looking at bringing back its signature mega rallies and the trump campaign is explored ways to get back on the road in order to re-energize the base while joe biden does webcast from his basement. kellyanne conway reacted earlier. >> there will be rallies, i sure hope so. we only have two out of every ten states. >> president trump is itching to get back in front of his voters. biden's campaign is saying it could be a while. >> we are going to go out on the campaign trail when it's safe to do so. we are waging and it aggressive virtual campaign, and we are out and about. >> all right. the president didn't have to go to detroit, he could go to count a county in michigan that has like a dozen cases of coronavirus and that he could do it outside along with a group of people and it could bring a lot of money to small businesses in that area. i mean, this is doable

i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, marie harf, and lawrence jones.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." we are waiting for an update from the fbi on the investigation into the death of george floyd. it comes after a violent protest rocking the city in minneapolis over the death of a black man in police custody. the mayor calling for the national guard and pleading for peace after a night of fires, looting, confrontations with police. disturbing video shows a police officer pinning floyd's neck to the pavement before he died. president trump calling video shocking and ordering an expedited federal investigation into george floyd's death. the officers have been fired but have not been charged at this time. the minneapolis mayor and many others saying they should be. >> i'm not a prosecutor but let me be clear. the arresting officer killed someone. he would be alive today if he were white. the fact that i've seen, which are minimal, certainly lead me down the path that reese was involved. -- that race was involved. >> dana: george floyd's br

i am juan williams along with the jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, and katie pavlich.0 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ joe biden finally breaking his silence and denying that he ever sexually assaulted his former senate aide tara reade. >> it is not true. i am saying unequivocally, and never, never happened. and it didn't. i'm not going to question her motive. i'm not going to get into that

i am ashley strohmeyer, doctor the greg gutfeld show, log on to fox news.com for all the latest headlinesnot where attack to be a democrat. you remember last week we learned the fbi notes from top officials that show them mulling whether to get michael flynn to lie so they can prosecute him or get him fired. the justice department dismissed the case saying he was conducted without any legitimate investigative bias. hooray, there is more, the mueller probe went far beyond what we previously thought the justice department released a scope memo were acting attorney rob rosenstein gave him authority to investigate the truck team well beyond the mandate of collusion and obstruction. adam schiff is the chair sure law enforcement until officials affirming they had no evidence of collusion between the trump campaign in russia during the 2016 election, amazing. so is adam schiff 9 inches around the neck. >> shifty shift, 9 inches around the neck, i watched this guy uses as world smallest collar, i watched him this morning talking so aggrieved, he knows he got caught and not only caught if he were

i am dana perino along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld and emily compagno. in new york city and this is "the five." the fight over when to reopen the economy playing out in states across the country. tensions high in michigan again today. protesters gathering at the state capitol to against stay-at-home orders. governor gretchen whitmer defending her decision to keep the state mostly shut down. >> the effect of the matter is, every decision that i've made has been on the right side of the constitution and always centered by evening

about enthusiasm because when you work for president obama especially during his reelection, and greg gutfeld doesn't know any biden supporters, he knows a lot of biden voters, and that doesn't seem to have any strong enthusiasm. you go into an election when you have trump supporter's which are very much enthusiastic about voting for him. >> in 2012 i cared more about the enthusiasm numbers than i did about the day-to-day poles because they were easily wrong and basically garbage. i think enthusiasm is a good metric and i think when you look at some of the democratic turnout numbers in the 2018 elections in the gubernatorial elections, in 2019 you've seen record democratic turnout. in part because of that but also in part because of their democratic ticket. part of what spring and summer are about is vice president biden consolidating his base and consulting democratic voters a and, that was way more once into the fall. >> dana: after the technical challenges that the bidens teams seems to have some times, and we all do when we are doing zoom, it doesn't make you cringe? you guys are like the

i am jesse watters juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld, and kennedy.s 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump keeping up the pressure on former obama officials who unmasked michael flynn. trump now demanding the public seek key documents he says disappeared with speeds meeting with fbi agents in january 2017. people like joe biden are desperate to change the subject. sleepy joe once again changing his story over if he was involved in the investigations. >> i was never a part or had any knowledge of any criminal investigation into flynn while i was in office, period. not one single time. >> jesse: biden trying to turn the tables on obamagate with an assist from the media. here's what he said when asked about not pardoning president trump after a hypothetical prosecution. >> absolutely yes. i commit. look, the attorney general of the united states is not the president's lawyer. it's the people's lawyer. it's not something the president is entitled to do, to direct either a prosecution and/or drop a case. that's not the president's r

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howard: joining us now from new york, kat timpf, the co-host of fox's greg gutfeld show., one bit of news from the interview is tara reade confirming that during the primary she tried to take the allegations to elizabeth warren's campaign and kamala harris' campaign and she says she wants biden to drop out after essentially clinching the democratic nomination. does that make her allegations seem more political and more politically timed? >> i really don't think it does, because she added to the fact that, hey, she voted for obama because she said she felt like she was voting for obama, not biden. she's a life-long democrat but she doesn't want to be a democrat anymore after this and i think it's important when we discuss this to kind of look at the democratic party and the differences with how they responded to this versus how they responded to kavanaugh would be one example and you mentioned elizabeth warren, look at how she attacked the allegations against bloomberg which were much less serious versus how she's dealing with biden. so she's coming out in an environment,

i'm jesse watters along with greg gutfeld, dana perino, juan williams and emily compag compagno. "the five." musical it's memorial day, the unofficial kickoff to summer and even though this holiday may be different this year, social distancing during a pandemic, we are still going to have a lot of fun. before we get to that, we want to remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our country's freedom. we'd also like to honor

i am juan williams along with the jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, and katie pavlich.t is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ joe biden finally breaking his silence and denying that he ever sexually assaulted his former senate aide tara reade. >> it is not true. i am saying unequivocally, and never, never happened. and it didn't. i'm not going to question her motive. i'm not going to get into that at all. i don't know why she is saying this, i don't know why after 27 years all of a sudden this gets raised. i don't understand it, but i'm not going to go in and question her motive. i'm not going to attack her. she has a right to say whatever she wants to say, but i have a right to say, look at the facts. check it out. find out whether any of what she says is asserted or true. >> juan: biden also under pressure to release senate records, his accuser says could show that she filed a complaint back in 1993. the former vp says his confidence a complaint does not exist in the national archives or at the university of delaware where his senate records are being he

i am dana perino along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld and emily compagno.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." the fight over when to reopen the economy playing out in states across the country. tensions high in michigan again today. protesters gathering at the state capitol to against stay-at-home orders. governor gretchen whitmer defending her decision to keep the state mostly shut down. >> the effect of the matter is, every decision that i've made has been on the right side of the constitution and always centered by evening the elegy, facts, and science and to save lives. >> dana: in wisconsin, the supreme court overwriting lockdown order saying that the state's democratic governor overstepped his authority. i was after the ruling, residents flocking to bars. governor tony evers are doing the move is creating chaos. president trump visiting a medical equipment factory in pennsylvania. he has been pressuring the democratic governor to open more quickly than planned. the president also saying that schools across the country should reopen in the

." ♪ >> jesse: hello everyone, i am jesse watters along with dana perino, greg gutfeld, and emily compagnoresident trump: oh, boy, what a crowd. and outside we have many more people than this outside, it's incredible. the team is looking at bringing ba

i am juan williams along with dana perino, jesse watters, greg gutfeld and emily compagno. in new york city and this is "the five." president trump out for vengeance after newhouse russia probe transcripts are released. the justice department moves to drop the case against michael flynn. those russia probe transcripts showing top obama officials under oath acknowledging there was no "empirical evidence" of a trump-russia collusion.

i am jesse watters juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld, and kennedy.ity and this is "the five." president trump keeping up the pressure on former obama officials who unmasked michael flynn. trump now demanding the public seek key documents he says disappeared with speeds meeting with fbi agents in january 2017. people like joe biden are desperate to change the subject. sleepy joe once again changing his story over if

i am jesse watters with dana perino, greg gutfeld, juan williams, and katie pavlich.t's 5:00 in new york city, this is "the five." it looks like the obamagate scandal is about to get a lot bigger. acting national intelligence director ric grenell has declassified information about the obama administration officials responsible for unmasking michael flynn. a source familiar with the intel saying that those yet to be released names on the list will make waves. the doj is reviewing the documents ahead of a possible release. remember, leaking unmasked information or using it for political gain is illegal. barack obama and joe biden facing renewed scrutiny over a key oval office meeting back in january 2017 where the flynn investigation came up. biden is flip-flopping on what he knew. >> i know nothing about those moves to investigate michael flynn. i thought you asked me whether or not i had anything to do with him being prosecuted. i'm sorry. i was aware that they had asked for investigation, but that's all i know about it. >> jesse: biden also claiming that the doj drop

i am dana perino with greg gutfeld, geraldo rivera, dan bongino, and katie pavlich. in new york city and this is "the five." joe biden walking back controversial comments he made about undecided african-american voters they came during an interview with charlemagne the god. the former vice president was touting his record when he said this. >> that's our time. >> you can't to black

i am juan williams along with dana perino, jesse watters, greg gutfeld and emily compagno. in new york city and this is "the five." president trump out for vengeance after newhouse russia probe transcripts are released. the justice department moves to drop the case against michael flynn. those russia probe transcripts showing top obama officials under oath acknowledging there was no "empirical evidence" of a trump-russia collusion.

i am dana perino with jesse watters, juan williams, greg gutfeld and dagen mcdowell. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." the president making an announcement moments ago at a white house event saying that he has been taking hydroxychloroquine for about a week and a half now. >> the front line workers, many, many are taking it. i happen to be taking it. i happen to be taking it. hydroxychloroquine. >> reporter: to the white house doctor recommend you take it? speak with a white house doctor did recommend grady said would you like it? i'd like to take it. i would like the people of this nation to feel good. i don't want them being sick and there's a very good chance this has an impact so i'm taking it. the zinc and the hydroxy. all i can tell you is sophia i seem to be okay. >> dana: the president adding that he's had no symptoms for coronavirus and is taking the drug for precautionary measures. news breaking recently. greg, let me go to you because you cover this. you've talked about this drug for many weeks. we all read about it. hopes and controversies

i am jesse watters with dana perino, juan williams, greg gutfeld and emily compagno. news and another crushing blow for the russian witch hunt. the department of justice recommends dropping its criminal case against former national security advisor mike flynn. a federal judge still must sign off on the move by the doj. president trump says he's "very happy" for flynn and tearing into the former top fbi officials.

i am dana perino with greg gutfeld, geraldo rivera, dan bongino, and katie pavlich.t's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." joe biden walking back controversial comments he made about undecided african-american voters they came during an interview with charlemagne the god. the former vice president was touting his record when he said this. >> that's our time. >> you can't to black media. >> i can't do it to white media and black media. my wife has to go on at 6:00. >> you've got to come see us when you come to new york, vp biden. it's a long way until november and we've got more questions. >> if you have a problem figuring out whether you are forming your term, you ain't black. >> it has nothing to do with drum. >> take a look at my record. i extended the voting rights. >> dana: here is biden responsive to the controversy a little bit later. >> never, ever ever taken the africaafrican-american communitr granted. we have the largest african-american population in the country. it's what i've been involved with my whole career. the last thing i want to do. i sh