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greg gutfeld, you were a germaphobes and now you are more crazy but what is it like going through your hated german so i started the wrong story. i would do an impression of jesse watters, once again, greg gutfeld, who is the person so far ahead of his time on this topic? donald trump. think about it, the guy most alarmed about germs and china turned out 100% correct on both of them. not to mention, trade, the middle east, border and enforcement, one thing in common, donald trump right on each one and the media wrong on each one. waters rolled 10:00 p.m. you have to be a little cocky. >> jesse: i will do you tomorrow, be careful. "special report" is up next. ♪ ♪ >> juan: time for some fun, time for "one more thing," greg f. >> greg: it's official, april 5th is the premier of gutfeld, just one word like madonna or cher or titanic -- we got the same crew plus the new crew, joe mackey and a whole bunch of other people, they are going to be there. unfortunately there will be no -- none of the trinity college white lightning and lacrosse because he made it clear to me he's not doing my show
greg gutfeld, you were a germaphobes and now you are more crazy but what is it like going through your hated german so i started the wrong story. i would do an impression of jesse watters, once again, greg gutfeld, who is the person so far ahead of his time on this topic? donald trump. think about it, the guy most alarmed about germs and china turned out 100% correct on both of them. not to mention, trade, the middle east, border and enforcement, one thing in common, donald trump right on each...
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>> jesse: he has gained the pandemic 15, so we put him on the greg gutfeld diet.an: i think dogs are getting more exercise, more exercise, but the anti- animal kingdomin general, fewere road, i think it is been a good time for animals. speed it with your advice for dogs? >> greg: i think a fat dog is easier to take care of. less energy, but i am suspicious of anyone who is trying to deliberately fatten up their dog. >> gillian: why? it makes them cuter. i love a good, fat dog. >> greg: you love the taste of a good, fat dog. >> gillian: that was really gross. >> greg: that's my point, it could be a conspiracy. >> gillian: we've got to leave it right there about "fan mail friday." stick with us. ♪ ♪ this isn't just freight. these aren't just shipments. they're promises. promises of all shapes and sizes. each with a time and a place they've been promised to be. a promise is everything to old dominion, because it means everything to you. ♪ and a little bit of chicken fried ♪ ♪ cold beer on a friday night ♪ ♪ a pair of jeans that fit just right ♪ ♪ and the radio up ♪ g
>> jesse: he has gained the pandemic 15, so we put him on the greg gutfeld diet.an: i think dogs are getting more exercise, more exercise, but the anti- animal kingdomin general, fewere road, i think it is been a good time for animals. speed it with your advice for dogs? >> greg: i think a fat dog is easier to take care of. less energy, but i am suspicious of anyone who is trying to deliberately fatten up their dog. >> gillian: why? it makes them cuter. i love a good, fat dog....
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this will be the final weekend addition of the greg gutfeld show but don't cry.nights week at 11 p.m. monday through friday. you'll be able to see all of the great stuff you've been watching on saturday night for the last six years plus a lot of new great stuff like this. >> coming up on the all new gutfeld. stories you won't see anywhere else. like our three part series on septic place replacement installing one for waste disdisposal needs plus one-on-one interviews with celebrities like bruce willis no not the actor bruce willis but handsome real estate agent and you'll love our groundbreaking new segment with favorite tv personality. you tip safety with chris cuomo with love and nipple rings with andrew cuomo learning to cope with mirrors with brian, if that's not enough we have a deborah messing impersonator. a charming one-on-one with mike fell douglas and reanimate a blow fish. >> haters will all be there voting on election day. we'll discuss by this and allow to happen. you are -- well liked among the ladies. some people are calling themselves quo mow sexu
this will be the final weekend addition of the greg gutfeld show but don't cry.nights week at 11 p.m. monday through friday. you'll be able to see all of the great stuff you've been watching on saturday night for the last six years plus a lot of new great stuff like this. >> coming up on the all new gutfeld. stories you won't see anywhere else. like our three part series on septic place replacement installing one for waste disdisposal needs plus one-on-one interviews with celebrities like...
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>> jesse: he has gained the pandemic 15, so we put him on the greg gutfeld diet.n, do you have any dogs in your family? i don't know. >> juan: i think dogs are getting more exercise, more exercise, but the anti- animal kingdomin general, fewere road, i think it is been a good time for animals. speed it with your advice for dogs? >> greg: i think a fat dog is easier to take care of. less energy, but i am suspicious of anyone who is trying to deliberately fatten up their dog. >> gillian: why? it makes them cuter. i love a good, fat dog. >> greg: you love the taste of a good, fat dog. >> gillian: that was really gross. >> greg: that's my point, it could be a conspiracy. >> gillian: we've got to leave it right there about "fan mail friday." stick with us. ♪ ♪ ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ excuse me ma'am, did you know that liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need? thank you! hey, hey, no, no, no leap, no leap! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪ ♪ the chevy silverado trail boss. when you have a two-inch lif
>> jesse: he has gained the pandemic 15, so we put him on the greg gutfeld diet.n, do you have any dogs in your family? i don't know. >> juan: i think dogs are getting more exercise, more exercise, but the anti- animal kingdomin general, fewere road, i think it is been a good time for animals. speed it with your advice for dogs? >> greg: i think a fat dog is easier to take care of. less energy, but i am suspicious of anyone who is trying to deliberately fatten up their dog....
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thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. liberty & levin."n't want to compete with you anymore. they want to control you. it's a psychological issue we could spend weeks talking about. but it manifests in an unrelenting quest for power. conservatives understand the quest for power. you win some, you lose some. then you go back to your normal family life. democrats don't want normal lives.
thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. liberty & levin."n't want to compete with you anymore. they want to control you. it's a psychological issue we could spend weeks talking about. but it manifests in an unrelenting quest for power. conservatives understand the quest for power. you win some, you lose some. then you go back to your normal family life. democrats don't want normal lives.
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intelligent individual, never mind being an actor. >> katie: is matthew mcconaughey is getting greg gutfeld i really like his jean jacket with the shearling lining. >> greg: yes. finally, americans are eager to ditch the sweatpants and go all out for their first post covid event. many people are planning their debut outfits. who uses the word outfits? >> jesse: i do. i just bought some the other day. i've got a cashmere, black j.crew hoodie sweater and it's not like i am totally ready to get out there, i'm kind of moving through my leisure pandemic vibe, baby steps to normalcy. >> greg: what about you? are you planning on what to wear when the darkness has lifted and we can be free to roam? >> juan: you know, it's just been warm where i am, it's just been springlike in washington the past few days and i feel like the world is ready to bust out. it's just like, let's get out of the hole, you know? optimism. >> greg: you are going to go naked, you are hot, it's ready to go. >> juan: if you insist. >> martha: that doesn't count as an outfit. >> greg: there so many ways to go, katie, what do yo
intelligent individual, never mind being an actor. >> katie: is matthew mcconaughey is getting greg gutfeld i really like his jean jacket with the shearling lining. >> greg: yes. finally, americans are eager to ditch the sweatpants and go all out for their first post covid event. many people are planning their debut outfits. who uses the word outfits? >> jesse: i do. i just bought some the other day. i've got a cashmere, black j.crew hoodie sweater and it's not like i am...
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. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters and she played foursquarea rubik's cube, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: in between fits, vice president harris is set to sit down to talk empowering women and girls appeared wise the incumbent vp interviewing the president customer mike even cnt allow that unless they were brothers. when asked about empowering women and girls bill said when and on what private island? i mean, it's this guy, remember? >> i want you to listen to me, i'm going to say this again, i did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss monica lewinsky. >> greg: an oldie but a goody. funny i think engages, right kamala? [laughter] >> [laughs] >> where shall i start? >> [laughs] >> greg: oh, man. diabolical laughter is the best medicine. the last time avp laughed that hard was in an orange hunting vest telling his buddy to walk it off. i get it, harvey weinstein is in jail, epstein is dead, and they turned down a zoom call with jeffrey toobin so instead you've got a one-on-one with bill clinton, although i'm not sure that means
. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters and she played foursquarea rubik's cube, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: in between fits, vice president harris is set to sit down to talk empowering women and girls appeared wise the incumbent vp interviewing the president customer mike even cnt allow that unless they were brothers. when asked about empowering women and girls bill said when and on what private island? i mean,...
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she should no, considering what's actually going on down there. >> jesse: greg gutfeld, your thoughts take over pair looks more difficult than the initial challenge. like they drove the car off the lot and it started giggling uncontrollably. there are no refunds. i hate to play that cliched game. imagine if it were a republican. but if you were ted cruz our mike pence chuckling at kids in cages, a, there would be violent protests. v those protests would be encouraged by the press, c there would be impeachment proceedingf weeping democrats dressed like extras in the handmaid's tale. >> jesse: dana, to greg's point, where are the democrats demanding transparency. traveling to these facilities. kicking the door down and showing that this is intolerable that they care and this needs to be fixed asap. you don't see any of that. kind of makes you think it was all politics the last four years. >> dana: there are a couple democrats. henry cuellar, the congressman from the area. he released a video yesterday. you don't see anybody getting behind him to support him on that side. in fact, i thin
she should no, considering what's actually going on down there. >> jesse: greg gutfeld, your thoughts take over pair looks more difficult than the initial challenge. like they drove the car off the lot and it started giggling uncontrollably. there are no refunds. i hate to play that cliched game. imagine if it were a republican. but if you were ted cruz our mike pence chuckling at kids in cages, a, there would be violent protests. v those protests would be encouraged by the press, c there...
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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. welcome to "watters world" i'm jesse watters.action, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. i'm happy to take questions if that's what i'm supposed to do and whatever you want me to do. [bleep] [laughter] that just about sums up biden first 50 days now doesn't it in color bars not in command and not answering questions. it's the opposite of donald trump. but that's what the people wanted allegedly and this is what it looks like it is pa thet pick charming and relaxing to some --
i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. welcome to "watters world" i'm jesse watters.action, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. i'm happy to take questions if that's what i'm supposed to do and whatever you want me to do. [bleep] [laughter] that just about sums up biden first 50 days now doesn't it in color bars not in command and not answering questions. it's the opposite of donald trump. but that's what the people wanted allegedly and this is what it looks like it is pa...
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i mary anne referee, now back to "the greg gutfeld show."rom the undercounted "the wall street journal" is reporting andrew cuomo's top advisers asking state officials to alter the numbers in nursing home covid deaths. the changes reveal the state assessed a fuller accounting of out of facility nursing home deaths as early as summer of 2020. the health department resisted calls by lawmakers to release the data for another eight months. in january the new york attorney general found the state underreported deaths and nursing homes by as much as 50%. and yet this wine while resign. cuomo addressed the sexual harassment allegations are in three women that three women spacing and he said the magic word. >> and i could intend no offense but if they were offended by it, then i was wrong and if they were offended by it, i apologize. and if they were hurt by it, i apologize. and if they felt pain from it, i apologize. greg: apologize yes, resign from power get out of here. >> i am not going to resign. i work for the people of the state of new york.
i mary anne referee, now back to "the greg gutfeld show."rom the undercounted "the wall street journal" is reporting andrew cuomo's top advisers asking state officials to alter the numbers in nursing home covid deaths. the changes reveal the state assessed a fuller accounting of out of facility nursing home deaths as early as summer of 2020. the health department resisted calls by lawmakers to release the data for another eight months. in january the new york attorney...
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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. chris: i'm chris wallace. passing covid relief. delivering on president biden's top campaign promise. ♪ ♪ >> unity, unity, unity. that's how we got this done. chris: so what's in the package for struggling americans, schools and businesses? >> everything in this package is designed to relieve the suffering and to meet the most urgent needs of the nation. chris: while republicans question this is emergency relief or a democratic wish list. >> the most progressive domestic legislation in a generation. chris: we'll talkh
i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. chris: i'm chris wallace. passing covid relief. delivering on president biden's top campaign promise. ♪ ♪ >> unity, unity, unity. that's how we got this done. chris: so what's in the package for struggling americans, schools and businesses? >> everything in this package is designed to relieve the suffering and to meet the most urgent needs of the nation. chris: while republicans question this is emergency relief or a democratic wish list....
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greg gutfeld, what do you think are trying to pull here?greg: i feel bad because i feel like the migrants were fed a bait and switch from joe biden. joe biden waiting for them to come on over. it's like you unintentionally pulled one of those prints where you get people with outstanding warrants to show up at a place because you told them they want to vote. they show up and get arrested. that is what happened. they didn't come here out of the blue. they came because there was a signal to come here from the new administration. and while fema, fema doesn't respond to disputes or controversies or they don't actually calm to address political issues. they come to address emergencies. the dems can pretend this is the ice bucket challenge but holding containers but when you have fema there that goes against that narrative. finally this is hard on the media to shape a story without trump. pre2021, topic aid plus trump is worse than watergate. now topic eight minus trump equals who cares. so you have to wonder what you need to get to the corporate
greg gutfeld, what do you think are trying to pull here?greg: i feel bad because i feel like the migrants were fed a bait and switch from joe biden. joe biden waiting for them to come on over. it's like you unintentionally pulled one of those prints where you get people with outstanding warrants to show up at a place because you told them they want to vote. they show up and get arrested. that is what happened. they didn't come here out of the blue. they came because there was a signal to come...
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. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone i'm here with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, this is "the five." is it a crisis or just a challenge at the border? the white house going off message today about the situation before they had to walk it back. take a look. >> that they would be partners in dealing with the crisis at the border? >> you said crisis at the border -- >> challenges at the border. >> but the directive has not changed with the administration? >> nope. >> juan: that happening after president biden got called out by his own voter official. they claim he is denying reality what is happening. the same officials warning they were being overwhelmed and don't have the resources to handle thousands of children coming into the country. the biden administration also under fire for not letting the media into migrant facilities. agents reportedly feel like "they are under a gag order. the white house being called out for lack of transparency. >> you all came in and to be truthful and transparent administration. and you will oversee the department of homeland securit
. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone i'm here with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, this is "the five." is it a crisis or just a challenge at the border? the white house going off message today about the situation before they had to walk it back. take a look. >> that they would be partners in dealing with the crisis at the border? >> you said crisis at the border -- >> challenges at the border. >> but the directive has not changed...
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thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. chris: i'm chris wallace.arks one year of covid. ♪. >> this bill puts working people in this nation first. it is not hyperbole, it's a fact. chris: big promises from president biden as the rollout of his american rescue plan gets underway while republicans who all voted against the package push back. >> it was a multitrillion dollar trojan horse full of bad old liberal ideas. chris: is the massive plan coindividual relief or a liberal wish-list? we'll ask republican sen
thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. chris: i'm chris wallace.arks one year of covid. ♪. >> this bill puts working people in this nation first. it is not hyperbole, it's a fact. chris: big promises from president biden as the rollout of his american rescue plan gets underway while republicans who all voted against the package push back. >> it was a multitrillion dollar trojan horse full of bad old liberal ideas. chris: is the massive plan coindividual relief or a...
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thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. ♪. protests take a chaotic turn. will: riots breaking out across the country. thousands take to the streets to mark one year since breonna taylor's death. jedediah: maryann raferty join us. reporter: they were killed by louisville police in a botched raid. protesters say there has not been justice or accountability and thousands took to the streets in taylor's name. the marchs were mos
thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. ♪. protests take a chaotic turn. will: riots breaking out across the country. thousands take to the streets to mark one year since breonna taylor's death. jedediah: maryann raferty join us. reporter: they were killed by louisville police in a botched raid. protesters say there has not been justice or accountability and thousands took to the streets in taylor's name. the marchs were mos
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that is what greg gutfeld does with his cayman he puts it offshore. then you tell people a year from now, you raise capital gains, they will just sell off this year and take their profits so uncle sam can't take them. that will just taint the stock market and you add gas prices surging to $3.50 a gallon by the end of the summer? the american people say so what, covid relief question work i don't feel it. >> dana: if i was the biden white house i would watch that for next thursday. you hit a lot of issues but you didn't hit one which is the border. joe biden today, he said he's not planning to go down. some administrative filmic administrative officials and department of homeland security said today, hey, guys no commeno comment yet. it wasn't don't come yet let them try to get this settled. i think the order issue will be one that they have to deal with next thursday. >> juan: yeah, for sure. a lot of people have questions about it and he has a lot to say about it so that is appropriate and by the way, i thought you predicted this that once he got pas
that is what greg gutfeld does with his cayman he puts it offshore. then you tell people a year from now, you raise capital gains, they will just sell off this year and take their profits so uncle sam can't take them. that will just taint the stock market and you add gas prices surging to $3.50 a gallon by the end of the summer? the american people say so what, covid relief question work i don't feel it. >> dana: if i was the biden white house i would watch that for next thursday. you hit...
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weekend ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, everyone, i'm shannon bream along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeldrk city and this is "the five." >> shannon: g.o.p. senators releasing shocking images from our southern border. senator ted cruz saying these are the pictures the biden administration doesn't want the american people to see. they show cramped and overcrowded conditions in down a texas. the group of 17 senators demanding president biden take action to solve the problem. the images they are releasing
weekend ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, everyone, i'm shannon bream along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeldrk city and this is "the five." >> shannon: g.o.p. senators releasing shocking images from our southern border. senator ted cruz saying these are the pictures the biden administration doesn't want the american people to see. they show cramped and overcrowded conditions in down a texas. the group of 17 senators demanding president biden take action to solve...
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thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. see you next , liberty & levin." plan. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. command and control. liberals don't want to compete with you anymore. they want to control you. it's a psychological issue we could spend weeks talking about. but it manifests in an unrelenting quest for power. conservatives understand the quest for power. you win some, you lose some. then you go back to your normal family life. democrats don't want normal lives. it goes back to their childhood. we don't have time for it. but their idea of hell is not being able to control you being out of power. donald trump drove them literally crazy. so the left is setting up a system of permanent power so it never happens again. there are four pillars to the power grab and we'll explain what they are tonight. the first pillar is educational indoctrination. a perfect example is the grace church school in new york city. an elite private school with a tuition of $57,000 a year. the head master is an ivy league guy. it provides an exce
thank you america, i love you i'm greg gutfeld. see you next , liberty & levin." plan. [♪♪♪] jesse: welcome to "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. command and control. liberals don't want to compete with you anymore. they want to control you. it's a psychological issue we could spend weeks talking about. but it manifests in an unrelenting quest for power. conservatives understand the quest for power. you win some, you lose some. then you go back to your normal family...
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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. welcome to "watters world" i'm jesse watters. missing in action, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. i'm happy to take questions if that's what i'm supposed to do and whatever you want me to do. [bleep] [laughter] that just about sums up biden first 50 days now doesn't it in color bars not in command and not answering questions. it's the opposite of donald trump. but that's what the people wanted allegedly and this is what it looks like it is pa thet pick charming and relaxing to some -- but the incompetence is dangerous. gas prices are up -- there's a crisis on the border, biden lobbying missiles into the master's degree mideast and haven't sent out surplus checks yet that was the easy part biden is not telling us what's going on. they either won't let them or he can't because he doesn't know himself. big warning signs biden is a missing president and kyle wrote a piece on this the first week of march and biden hasn't held a single solo news conference yet trump, obama, bush all had held one already. biden worked in the
i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. welcome to "watters world" i'm jesse watters. missing in action, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. i'm happy to take questions if that's what i'm supposed to do and whatever you want me to do. [bleep] [laughter] that just about sums up biden first 50 days now doesn't it in color bars not in command and not answering questions. it's the opposite of donald trump. but that's what the people wanted allegedly and this is what it looks...
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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. ♪ ♪ mark: hello, i am markly vin this is "life, liberty andin," we do this show differently, a long tomorrow form interview program. i bring people owe have two guests jason wit lock, and byron donalds a freshman member of congress. jason witlock how are you. >> awesome, thank you. >> my pleasure. mark: i look at government. government you look at the constitution. our government is supposed to be limited, constitution of shed up with checks and balances, then we have the bill of rights that protects the individual, and the 9th amendment, in tenth that talks about federal implement ism, thesystem is set up to proe individual, recognizing there is a circle of liberty around the individual that the government cannot pep penetrate. now i look at government today, jason, massive taxing, massive spending. massive controlling. massive redistribution. massive transforming. we warding search citizen -- rewarding certain citizens, punishing certain citizens, political party in my view, particularly democrat, gaining power, expanding powers. i would be
i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. ♪ ♪ mark: hello, i am markly vin this is "life, liberty andin," we do this show differently, a long tomorrow form interview program. i bring people owe have two guests jason wit lock, and byron donalds a freshman member of congress. jason witlock how are you. >> awesome, thank you. >> my pleasure. mark: i look at government. government you look at the constitution. our government is supposed to be limited, constitution of shed...
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it tomorrow night the last greg gutfeld show for the weekend.me. and now, it's time for -- news. every time you do something that's bad and you are alone, you get that sense that someone is actually watching you. these critters, they never avert their eyes from your evil deeds. to look at these fellas. if they know what you are up to. they know what you're doing. it's very frightening, actually. it scares me, i have to say. i keep looking at it. you should be like that watching the got fouled to show, the last saturday show ever. we are going out on top, we are going out on top! you can't beat me. >> jesse: maybe you could use that cat's litter box if you have to so badly. it >> greg: how you know? >> jesse: you study on the air. >> greg: i did? before shannon bream, you are up. >> shannon: the joys of life television. what do these things have in common, a, a murderer, and a queen? if you guessed, they are all in my new book, the women of the bible. 60 women in their lessons for today, they are all kinds of characters. if they are not sanitized
it tomorrow night the last greg gutfeld show for the weekend.me. and now, it's time for -- news. every time you do something that's bad and you are alone, you get that sense that someone is actually watching you. these critters, they never avert their eyes from your evil deeds. to look at these fellas. if they know what you are up to. they know what you're doing. it's very frightening, actually. it scares me, i have to say. i keep looking at it. you should be like that watching the got fouled...
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. >> ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> i am jesse watters with juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld and judge jeanineock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ ♪ >> it's a biden cover-up at the border. the white house is trying to hide the truth about what is really going on. we know now why they have been blocking the media. shocking new photos from inside a texas facility show horrific conditions for migrant children crammed in plastic cages. one pod...
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this is peeps and fused pepsi or as greg gutfeld will say, peepsie. we will give it a shot.icture of you drinking it and it comes in three flavors and hashtag hanging with my peeps. >> dana: can you play the baby music for the week? i know we are excited and all. >> it is taken care of already. i apologize to the audience. >> dana: i did an interview with laura, a podcast called "he's she said, she said, get it? and you can subscribe to that but check out this dog, golden retriever trying to get a ball but he so afraid of the water. no, and he has to wait and wait. thankfully the good news is finally he got it and didn't get wet. juan. >> juan: all right, dana. you know, guys i'm a washington football fan so it will be hard for me to say this with all my heart, but way to go, philadelphia eagles! take a good look at the work the eagles did over the weekend. >> cheers mike. >> on saturday the eagles autism foundation vaccinated 1,000 people at philadelphia financial field and the eagles at the village cares for people with disabilities arrange for the special covid vaccine cl
this is peeps and fused pepsi or as greg gutfeld will say, peepsie. we will give it a shot.icture of you drinking it and it comes in three flavors and hashtag hanging with my peeps. >> dana: can you play the baby music for the week? i know we are excited and all. >> it is taken care of already. i apologize to the audience. >> dana: i did an interview with laura, a podcast called "he's she said, she said, get it? and you can subscribe to that but check out this dog, golden...
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. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, and sleepovers in thelhouse, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: you hope by a certain age people understand incentives. telling someone to come on over no strings attached, incentive. telling them not to because you will be sent back, disincentive. most adults get this. too bad joe come into his ninth decade, hasn't. biden now tell migrants, don't come yet. even after his earlier wrongheaded invitations overwhelmed the border. >> here's the deal. we are sending back people -- first of all, the idea that joe biden said come because i heard the other day that they are coming because they know i am a nice guy, well, here's the deal. they are not. i can say quite clearly don't come and we are in the process of getting set up, don't leave your town or city. >> greg: wait, you didn't encourage migrants to come over? then in the very same breath you say don't come yet, because we are not ready? like america is a rock concert in the doors don't open until 9:00? he literally just did what he denied. too bad ther
. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, and sleepovers in thelhouse, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: you hope by a certain age people understand incentives. telling someone to come on over no strings attached, incentive. telling them not to because you will be sent back, disincentive. most adults get this. too bad joe come into his ninth decade, hasn't. biden now tell migrants, don't come yet. even after his earlier...
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." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich"the five." ♪ ♪ is a full-blown disaster at our southern border courtesy of joe biden. we are learning today that over 100 illegal immigrants infected with covid were released by border patrol and are free to travel across the country. keep in mind, if an american citizen gets covid they have to quarantine and if you are flying into america from a foreign
." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich"the five." ♪ ♪ is a full-blown disaster at our southern border courtesy of joe biden. we are learning today that over 100 illegal immigrants infected with covid were released by border patrol and are free to travel across the country. keep in mind, if an american citizen gets covid they have to quarantine and if you are flying into america from a foreign
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." >> juan: hello, everyone i'm juan williams, jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich and it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." that weight is over. president biden holding his first news conference after 64 days in office taking questions on major issues like the border, ending the filibuster and if he will run for reelection. the president was not asked about covid in the new story involving his son, hunter, which we will talk about later in the show. also he was and asked about his massive infrastructure plan. the president also getting cold out for sticking to his written notes and calling on reporters from a prepared list. a white house correspondent peter doocy did not get to ask a question. the president spent a lot of his time on immigration and the border. take a look. >> that got you elected as a moral, decent man is why large immigrants are coming to the country. >> everybody suggest there was 31% increase because trump was a nice guy? we are building up the capacity that should have been maintained and built upon that trump dismantled. i will c
." >> juan: hello, everyone i'm juan williams, jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich and it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." that weight is over. president biden holding his first news conference after 64 days in office taking questions on major issues like the border, ending the filibuster and if he will run for reelection. the president was not asked about covid in the new story involving his son, hunter, which we will talk about later...
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. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone, i'm juan williams along with greg gutfeld, dana perino, jesse watters katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> about three weeks ago we were able to say we will have enough vaccine supply for adults by the end of july. i'm pleased to announce today as a consequence of this stepped up process that i've ordered and just outlined, this country will have enough vaccine supply, i will say it again, for every adult in america by the end of may. >> juan: president biden making a big announcement about when adult americans will be able to get the vaccine. the president also setting a date for when he wants teachers to start receiving the shots, watch this. >> we want every educator, school staff member, child care receiving at least one shot by the end of the month of march. to help make this happen, starting next weekend for the month of march we will be using our federal pharmacy program to prioritize a vaccination of prek-12 educators and staff in child care. >> juan: all that news coming while the demand for mental health car
. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone, i'm juan williams along with greg gutfeld, dana perino, jesse watters katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> about three weeks ago we were able to say we will have enough vaccine supply for adults by the end of july. i'm pleased to announce today as a consequence of this stepped up process that i've ordered and just outlined, this country will have enough vaccine supply, i will say it again, for...
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. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello everybody, i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, sandra smith, greg gutfeldnew york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> sciences back. all kidding aside, think about it. for the longest time, not just the cdc about science, science was viewed as sort of an appendage to anything else we are talking about but it's back.
. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello everybody, i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, sandra smith, greg gutfeldnew york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> sciences back. all kidding aside, think about it. for the longest time, not just the cdc about science, science was viewed as sort of an appendage to anything else we are talking about but it's back.
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i love the correspondent for the greg gutfeld show in houston sincerely kat on fox nation, the kat timpfdemocrat strategist and former biden campaign surrogate, kevin walling is here. hi everyone. welcome back. kevin walling owes me $20000. >> i thought it was 20 at that is just 20 price before 20000 would change it. >> a public and a handshake on that. before we did not handshake it's covid. i have it you will be twice that dollars, chris baird had this go? joe biden i gave him a c+ what did you think? spirit are we going to pretend like this is normal? before there is nothing normal anymore. no, we going to pretend that press conference wasn't normal or acceptable from the leader of the free world? first off, biden went in, he did not ask any question from any outlet that was not already a friendly. he got nothing but softballs pitched him. which he whipped on the softballs as difficult questions of stalin all this and the fact checkers disappeared because biden told lie after lie after lie. there were no getting pressed on it for he called the filibuster which he used repeatedly durin
i love the correspondent for the greg gutfeld show in houston sincerely kat on fox nation, the kat timpfdemocrat strategist and former biden campaign surrogate, kevin walling is here. hi everyone. welcome back. kevin walling owes me $20000. >> i thought it was 20 at that is just 20 price before 20000 would change it. >> a public and a handshake on that. before we did not handshake it's covid. i have it you will be twice that dollars, chris baird had this go? joe biden i gave him a...
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." >> jesse: hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, gillian turner, greg gutfeldn new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the consequences of rolling back common sense border policies are blowing up in joe biden's face. his incompetence is creating catastrophe like we've never seen before and a scathing indictment
." >> jesse: hello, everybody, i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, gillian turner, greg gutfeldn new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the consequences of rolling back common sense border policies are blowing up in joe biden's face. his incompetence is creating catastrophe like we've never seen before and a scathing indictment
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. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, and sleepovers in thertain age people understand incentives. telling someone to come on over no strings attached, incentive. telling them not to because you will be sent back, disincentive. most adults get this. too bad joe come into his ninth decade, hasn't. biden now tell migrants, don't come yet. even after his earlier
. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, and sleepovers in thertain age people understand incentives. telling someone to come on over no strings attached, incentive. telling them not to because you will be sent back, disincentive. most adults get this. too bad joe come into his ninth decade, hasn't. biden now tell migrants, don't come yet. even after his earlier
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." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld, with dagen mcdowell, dana brazil, jesse watters, dana perino.rwhelming number of migrants, encouraged to the border by the new administration. children are being separated from their parents for weeks at a time. detention facility similar to jails. the number of kids detained has tripled in two weeks, barely keeping up with the number of women accusing andrew cuomo of
." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld, with dagen mcdowell, dana brazil, jesse watters, dana perino.rwhelming number of migrants, encouraged to the border by the new administration. children are being separated from their parents for weeks at a time. detention facility similar to jails. the number of kids detained has tripled in two weeks, barely keeping up with the number of women accusing andrew cuomo of
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." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ is a full-blown disaster at our southern border courtesy of joe biden. we are learning today that over 100 illegal immigrants infected with covid were released by border patrol and are free to travel across the country. keep in mind, if an american citizen gets covid they have to quarantine and if you are flying into america from a foreign country you have to show a negative covid test but those same rules don't apply and there is even more. a new report says the department of homeland security is projecting, there will be 117,000 unaccompanied child migrants crossing the border this year, that breaks all records. nearly a 50% increase from the all-time record and much higher than last year. the report also warning there is not enough resources to handle that surge. everybody can clearly see this is a crisis, unless you work at the white house. >> at what point does it become a crisis? >> well i would say i don't think we meet the bar
." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: i'm jesse watters along with juan williams, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ is a full-blown disaster at our southern border courtesy of joe biden. we are learning today that over 100 illegal immigrants infected with covid were released by border patrol and are free to travel across the country. keep in mind, if an american citizen gets covid they have to quarantine and if you are flying...
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we got the host of "sincerely kat" on fox they should also correspondent for the greg gutfeld so, katpf is back. a democrat strategist former biden campaign surrogate everyone always comments, kevin walling helped nice and thoughtful you are when you're on the show i really appreciate that. thank you kennedy. kennedy: there's ways we can have these discussions about pulling each other's hair and tear each other's eyes out. gary hoffman you're wrong. [laughter] just kidding. let's talk about this a little bit. we are living in a border state. this crisis is only getting worse, was it due to president biden's first 100 days from where you sick? >> will unfortunate for the president actually runs the risk of overtaking any positives that he has achieved or will achieve in these next 50 days left of his first 100 paired we had an event here in california just last week were couple of cars drove through a hole in our border fence, 40 people were in these two cars. one was hit by the big rig and 23 people lost their lives. your point about this being the worst example of how to find the ame
we got the host of "sincerely kat" on fox they should also correspondent for the greg gutfeld so, katpf is back. a democrat strategist former biden campaign surrogate everyone always comments, kevin walling helped nice and thoughtful you are when you're on the show i really appreciate that. thank you kennedy. kennedy: there's ways we can have these discussions about pulling each other's hair and tear each other's eyes out. gary hoffman you're wrong. [laughter] just kidding. let's talk...
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♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, everyone, i'm shannon bream along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> shannon: g.o.p. senators releasing shocking images from our southern border. senator ted cruz saying these are the pictures the biden administration doesn't want the american people to see. they show cramped and overcrowded conditions in down a texas. the group of 17 senators demanding president biden take action to solve the problem. the images they are releasing are in stark contrast to what the white house allowed a single media camera to see this week. the video on the right is of an hhs facility that is not overcrowded. child migrants go there after they are processed by border patrol. while we are seeing the progress on the ground, president biden making some claims that aren't entirely lining up with the facts. >> i guess i should be flattered people are coming because i'm the nice guy. 20% increase of children at the border in my administration, 31% in the last year of 2019 before the pandemic and the trump administration. it
♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, everyone, i'm shannon bream along with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> shannon: g.o.p. senators releasing shocking images from our southern border. senator ted cruz saying these are the pictures the biden administration doesn't want the american people to see. they show cramped and overcrowded conditions in down a texas. the group of 17 senators demanding president biden take action to...
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i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. ♪ ♪ mark: hello, i am markly vin this is "life, liberty andew program. i bring people owe have two guests jason wit lock, and byron donalds a freshman member of congress.
i'm greg gutfeld and i love you america. ♪ ♪ mark: hello, i am markly vin this is "life, liberty andew program. i bring people owe have two guests jason wit lock, and byron donalds a freshman member of congress.
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." >> juan: hello, everyone i'm juan williams, jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlichfive." that weight is over. president biden holding his first news conference after 64 days in office taking questions on major issues like the border, ending the filibuster and if he will run for reelection. the president was not asked about covid in the new story involving his son,
." >> juan: hello, everyone i'm juan williams, jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlichfive." that weight is over. president biden holding his first news conference after 64 days in office taking questions on major issues like the border, ending the filibuster and if he will run for reelection. the president was not asked about covid in the new story involving his son,
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." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld, with dagen mcdowell, dana brazil, jesse watters, dana perino.e five." the homeland security secretary asking for volunteers to handle the overwhelming number of migrants, encouraged to the border by the new administration. children are being separated from their parents for weeks at a time. detention facility similar to jails. the number of kids detained has tripled in two weeks, barely keeping up with the number of women accusing andrew cuomo of sexual harassment. the media is fine with the border crisis because trump is gone. there is no crisis. and it's their team at the controls which means no one is at the controls. before you break the rules, you need to understand and value feeding your should admit the importance of a border before you decide to ignore it but you can't get the dems to admit a process is necessary before they dump all over it. this isn't a bug in the system. it is the system. those calling for student loan forgiveness indoor for paying one's debts is vital to social relations. those calling for defunding the police. fail
." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld, with dagen mcdowell, dana brazil, jesse watters, dana perino.e five." the homeland security secretary asking for volunteers to handle the overwhelming number of migrants, encouraged to the border by the new administration. children are being separated from their parents for weeks at a time. detention facility similar to jails. the number of kids detained has tripled in two weeks, barely keeping up with the number of women accusing...
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. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone i'm here with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, house going off message today about the situation before they had to walk it back. take a look. >> that they would be partners in dealing with the crisis at the border? >> you said crisis at the border --
. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone i'm here with juan williams, jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino, house going off message today about the situation before they had to walk it back. take a look. >> that they would be partners in dealing with the crisis at the border? >> you said crisis at the border --
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. ♪ ♪ >> juan: hello, everyone i'm juan williams along with greg gutfeld, jesse watters, judge jeaninecel culture is going global. new reports say meghan markle complain to piers morgan's boss before he stormed up the set and quit. morgan's employer wanted him to apologize on the air after saying he didn't believe a singleor t
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." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, dana perino.e five." did joe biden have the most disastrous first month of any president in modern history? >> joe biden has had the most disastrous first month of any president in modern history. >> greg: we all knew the biden administration was going to be bad but none of us imagined how bad. >> we all knew the biden administration was going to be bad. but none of us even imagined just how bad they would be and how far left they would go. he never talked about this. we would have those wonderful debates. he would never talk about this. we didn't know what the hill he was talking about. >> greg: if a republican president makes a triumphant return to the white house, i wonder who that will be. >> a republican president will make a triumphant return to the white house. i may wonder who that will be. >> greg: it was just like old times. trump boiled it down for all of us. he no longer had his mean tweets keeping cnn anchors up at night. you had unsecured borders, fewer jobs, dead pipeline, rising ga
." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with juan williams, katie pavlich, jesse watters, dana perino.e five." did joe biden have the most disastrous first month of any president in modern history? >> joe biden has had the most disastrous first month of any president in modern history. >> greg: we all knew the biden administration was going to be bad but none of us imagined how bad. >> we all knew the biden administration was going to be bad. but none of us even...
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i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, kennedy, and juan williams.esident biden and the democrats calling for stricter gun control after the tragic shooting in colorado that killed ten people, including a police officer. officials identifying the suspects as 21-year-old ahmad al aliwi alissa and charging him with ten counts of first-degree murder. authorities working to determine a motive. the gunman's brother reportedly saying that he suffered from mental health problems. president biden not waiting for the facts before calling for new
i am dana perino with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, kennedy, and juan williams.esident biden and the democrats calling for stricter gun control after the tragic shooting in colorado that killed ten people, including a police officer. officials identifying the suspects as 21-year-old ahmad al aliwi alissa and charging him with ten counts of first-degree murder. authorities working to determine a motive. the gunman's brother reportedly saying that he suffered from mental health problems. president...
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. ♪ ♪ >> hello, everybody i am jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich.g and surging a record number of unaccompanied children being detained and covid positive migrants being released into the country, but don't worry my democrats have finally come up with a solution to the crisis. just bla
. ♪ ♪ >> hello, everybody i am jesse watters, dana perino, greg gutfeld and katie pavlich.g and surging a record number of unaccompanied children being detained and covid positive migrants being released into the country, but don't worry my democrats have finally come up with a solution to the crisis. just bla