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the greg gutfeld show is a ton of fun, although i've never been invited..5 million students leave government-run schools. home schooling rates have tripled since pre-pandemic levels. are these trend lines temporary or permanent? >> listen, i think over the the pandemic we've seen the woke liberal garbage that's been taught to our kids. they haven't been educated, they've been indoctrinated, and i think a lot of parents want a different direction for their child. if i can't find a school that fits with my values, i'll do it at home. and it's a lot of sacrifice for parents to do that. but going back to "saturday night live," it is supposed to be funny, but this is nbc, right? and to think that they could make fun of joe biden and his mumbling and bumbling or whispering into the microphone or combing his hair legs or aoc going to the met wearing a dress that says tax the rich when she's with the richest people of new york city? probably the are richest people, you know, in america, for sure, a dress that would cost the same amount to fix abuela's roof down in

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy thursday, everyone -- control yourselves.we get to the news, let's continue our halloween week with episode 3 of our favorite sitcom. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tonight's episode, a killer commute. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [screaming] >> then they told me it was a 2246 -- would you look at this? i've seen it a million times. another miniature red plastic car running over a coworker after being driven recklessly by a tiny greg gutfeld dummy. it never gets any easier. what a waste of tape. >> greg: it's the only way to silence emily compagno. back to the news and as always when it comes to the news. everything is racist! that's right, everything is racist, food, jokes, vaccines, pigeons, that weird feeling you get when you insert your finger into your belly button. then it turns out it's not your belly button or anyone else's -- the only thing that's not racist are actual racists. do you know what a docent is? i had no idea until now. it's a term that describes volunteer guides at museums, they are usually older white ladies who walk around not tellg you not t

. >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine peer 0, geraldo rivera and jesse watters and if youock your keys in the car she can squeeze between the weather stripping, dana perino, the five. ♪ >> greg: president biden finally addressing the supply chain jam that threatens to royal, yes, royal the holiday season. and also jesse, jr.'s christmas gift. it's terrible. comes amid a slew of bad headlines showing joe's met more fa sus into jimmy cart is is almost complete. they're quitting jobs at a record pace, inflation surging more than expected in september with consumers paying 5.4% more for goods compared to last year. and the white house is warning shoppers their stockings are going to look empty. not mine. outright saying there will be things that people can't get. here's the president. >> the port of los angeles announced today that it's going to begin operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week. today's announcement has the potential to be a game changer. fed-ex and ups, two of our nation's biggest freight mores are committing today to significantly increase the amount of good

greg gutfeld takes it from here. have a great weekend. >> greg: it's friday and our last show in nashville. then back to new york city. i wish i could express how i feel about that. please don't let them take me. can i just stay a little longer? i will sleep on your couch. i won't take up a lot of room. i sound like cat arguing with her husband. but tonight, we're going out with a bang. look who's here tonight? oh, yes, it's miss dana perino. so glad, really happy she made it here. here she is arriving in nashville. both of us here, i wonder what "the five" was like today? they're already in bed. yeah, hep does. perino was the only person smaller than gutfeld. you can see cat's here. so hooray for that. good to see you. made to the studio given last night's antics. she may be clumsy but her opinions are as clear as the terror in her husband's eyes. before we get to the monologue, it's time for -- >> greg's seven jokes. number one, shocking news from the set of "the view" host anna navarro and sunny hostin tested posit

greg gutfeld hammering home a comparison that more and more people have been making lately. >> greg: it comes amid a slew of bad headlines showing joes change into jimmy carter is almost complete. americans are quitting jobs at a record pace. inflation surging more than expected in september with consumers paying 5.4% more for goods compared to last year. the white house is warning shoppers their stockings will look empty. >> harris: people are feeling it. americans unloading or economic data which reveals the inflation rate is the highest in 13 years. pinning the blame on the binned white house. one called it the biden economy. will cane from fox and friends weekend. who doesn't think that people are feeling this inside the white house? >> only those that would be saddled can the blame. we are not stupid. the parallels are uncanny to hear greg gutfeld compare it to jimmy carter. in the 1970s you have the iranian hostage crisis. now the shame of our withdrawal from afghanistan. we have a national security crisis but americans could still say, well, that's down in texas. here we have

gutfeld is next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy friday, my frighteningly friendly little freaks.he last day of halloween week, which means it's time to check in on our favorite sitcom. >> previously on "here's greg"... >> would you look at this? i've seen it a million times. another miniature red plastic car running over a coworker after be driven recklessly by a tiny greg gutfeld dummy. it doesn't get any easier. what? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tonight's episode, justice comes coming. >> thank you so much for coming in. i'm vaccinated, you don't have to wear a mask. >> it does come to my attention that you may have murdered emily compagno. this is obviously very against company policy. what you have to say for yourself? ♪ ♪ your silence means you are denying the allegations, but do you have an extreme amount of facial wounds. it's pretty clear that you were involved in a vehicular incident. i'm afraid i'm going to have to let you go. ♪ ♪ candy? just in time for halloween. that is so sweet. you know what, forget about the whole "you're fired" thing, okay? ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: the show has al

judge. >> jeanine: greg. >> harold: greg gutfeld. [laughter] >> greg: i'm trying to think.> dana: bill hemmer makes me laugh. >> greg: but unintentionally. [laughter] >> greg: he walks up to and goes "hey what's going on?" [laughter] >> dana: he loves the anniversary. he's a big time -- he loves the anniversary so much. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ . . i brought in ensure max protein, with thirty grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks! ( sighs wearily ) here, i'll take that! ( excited yell ) woo-hoo! ensure max protein. with thirty grams of protein, one-gram of sugar, and nutrients to support immune health! ( abbot sonic ) greg greg one more thing, dana. >> dana: time nor corny jokes. here we go. harold, have you bo never done this. this is in honor of our 25 year anniversary. number one, how do you always remember an anniversary? how do you always remember an anniversary? >> jesse: the date? >> dana: you forget it once. because your wife will get so mad. >> dana: it's corny. it's funny. why did the couple met online get married? >> judg

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy thursday, america.eat news to report, plus, julie banderas is hung over. what a surprise. am i right? she poured herself into this chair appeared she looks terrible. but that's okay, we'll give you a little break right now, because we are going to have seven jokes. >> seven jokes. ♪ ♪ >> greg: both american and southwest airlines say they will comply with president biden's order to force their employees to be vaccinated. meanwhile, spirit airlines will begin requiring their employees to brush their teeth. is that to mean? i don't know, that's one. president of the notorious association so that kids may not get with what their kids want this christmas due to national shortages. unbelievable that she is. you know him, the raiders approach will be removed from the buccaneers ring of honor over emails that can sick thomas contained racist insults. that is an apples to oranges comparison since there is no proof simpson sent me emails. right? >> he was acquitted. >> greg: he was acquitted paired the global su

another miniature red plastic car running over a coworker after be driven recklessly by a tiny greg gutfeldit doesn't get any easier. what? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tonight's episode, justice comes coming. >> thank you so much for coming in. i'm vaccinated, you don't have to wear a mask. >> it does come to my attention that you may have murdered emily compagno. this is obviously very against company policy. what you have to say for yourself? ♪ ♪ your silence means you are denying the allegations, but do you have an extreme amount of facial wounds. it's pretty clear that you were involved in a vehicular incident. i'm afraid i'm going to have to let you go. ♪ ♪ candy? just in time for halloween. that is so sweet. you know what, forget about the whole "you're fired" thing, okay? ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: the show has allowed me to kill mike up on you and cat tim's another day in new york city and another woman killed on a subway train. this video made the rounds and it is brutal. but it is not really surprising. [indistinct >> greg: so far, this video is closing in on 3 million views. 1 million likely by me.

. >> my name is greg gutfeld. i've been here 13 years.nk of people like me. i believe that they know me and i know them. with shows that start with me with revulsion. >> what are graduator boots? >> number 2, it's confusion like wait a minute, i almost agreed with that. number 3, it's like allegiance. it's like okay, i get it. also, i cannot stress enough the freedom i have. we are allowed to explore whatever we want and do the best we can. i would like to say to the audience, thank you for keeping me employed. this is the only time in my life where maybe i might not get fired for a longer period of time than before. i appreciate it. >> neil: that is one very funny and very nice man. i think you could say certainly the latter part about dr. francis collins. he's the head of the national institutes of health and for the better part of a dozen years under three different presidents, he's been serving just at. he said you know what the? i'm done now. caught the world off guard. he kicked off the notion of stepping down. the timing surprised

i'm greg gutfeld.i am mike emanuel in washington for shannon bream tonight. breaking, late night on capitol hill as the future president biden's legislative agenda hangs in the balance. the democratic divide overspending only deepening while the white house is left to try and cover for it. >> has the pre

greg gutfeld, takes it from here. here. have a great weekend. >> greg: it's friday and our last show in nashville. then back to new york city. i wish i could express how i feel about that. please don't let them take me. can i just stay a little longer? i will sleep on your couch. i won't take up a lot of room. i sound like cat arguing with her husband. but tonight, we're going out with a bang. look who's here tonight? oh, yes, it's miss dana perino. so glad, really happy she made it here. here she is arriving in nashville. both of us here, i wonder what "the five" was like today? they're already in bed. yeah, hep does. perino was the only person smaller than gutfeld. you can see cat's here. so hooray for that. good to see you. made to the studio given last night's antics. she may be clumsy but her opinions are as clear as the terror in her husband's eyes. before we get to the monologue, it's time for -- >> greg's seven jokes. number one, shocking news from the set of "the view" host anna navarro and sunny hostin tested posit

very, very badly. >> jesse: fit for bikes that wouldn't have happened. >> greg: busted stuff there. >> jesse: good one, gutfeldi slur my words on the b block all good. your childhood is calling the iconic fisher-price chatter telephone pull toy adult upgrade preorder for short time tuesday $60 now has a bluetooth connected hand set for grown ups. >> kennedy: isn't that awesome? >> jesse: i remember that. >> kennedy: every number you dial rotates the wheel. speakerring phone. at least i iphone nine hours. >> jesse: if you get it not until next year. supply chain. >> greg: thanks obama. >> jesse: biden. >> jesse: at least it's not a treadmill. dagen? >> dagen: guess what's made here in america america? bud, bud light, bud light seltzer. how about eggnog flavor. bud light seltzer. ugly sweater pack. comes out new flavor i have no idea what it tastes like. kennedy made me smuggle two warm cans of bud light seltzer into the movie theater on sunday night and i was really nervous about getting caught. >> jesse: why? >> dagen: i had them in my sweatpants pocket. she had a bottle of bourbon in her backpack and i had tw

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy glorious wednesday, everyone.esday it is. or was because it's late. earlier this week, people really freaked out about china launching that nuclear-capable hypersonic missile. it's an advance in weaponry that surprise u.s. officials. he k

it's no surprise there on greg gutfeld annihilating parading. sly, throw yourself out the window. greg crushes these idiots. [laughter] coming up, the idea of freedom scare you? >> you do not have to get a vaccine. dan: this may be the worst political attack at in the history against ron desantis. more "unfiltered" coming up next. ♪♪ we are not doing any vaccine passports in florida we trust people to make their own decisions, we are not going to be bludgeoning people with prescriptions and mandate, lockdowns or any about. >> as governor stated, within state fines. you don't have to wear a mask. you do not have to get a vaccine. it's against the law for supposed to mandate for vaccines. you have the right to do whatever you want whenever and wherever. dan: did you catch that? the latest tourism ad for ron desantis. believe it or not, the ad was supposed to be a hit piece, supposed to be a hit piece but serves as to purposes, a lover of freedom and entrepreneurship and moved to florida but if you think it's dangerous and believe stupidity in the a

remember, it's america now and forever, greg gutfeld and the gang will tear it up and they will take here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy glorious tuesday, everyone. things are going great around here, its date 2 of our amazing halloween extravaganza. before we get to the news, the next episode of our favorite sitcom awaits. ♪ ♪

greg: a "the five" field trip. i will participate. >> dana: yeah. we will be there and/or like we're taping the show wait gutfeldll in sick. >> katie: by the pool. >> greg: that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: i had a field trip to greg's show and i survived. [laughter] yes, i did. happy birthday to harold ford's mom: good evening. i'm bret baier. live tonight from the ronald reagan presidential library in simi valley, california. we begin tonight with three issues that president reagan himself wrestled with during his 8 years in the white house. issues that are now confounding the current occupant, immigration and border security. >> the simple truth is that we have lost control of our own borders. and no nation can do that and

i'm jesse waters with kennedy, richard fowler and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." president joe biden's presidency is in a tail spin. the bad news is piling up. democrats are divided over how to spend trillions. biden's poll numbers are cratering to an all-time low, inflation ramping up with prices surging and now add the jobs disaster to the list. it's the worst jobs report of his presidency so far. don't worry. biden says he's making real progress. >> today's report as the unemployment rate down to 4.8%. a significant improvement from when i took office. the monthly total has bounced around. if you take a look at the trend, it's solid. things in washington, as you know, are noisy. turn on the noise, every conversation is a confrontation. every disagreement is a crisis. when you take a step back, look at what is happening, we're actually making real progress. doesn't seem fast enough. i would like it faster. we're making consistent steady progress. >> yesterday biden was bragging about the unvaxed being fired. >> more lives are being saved. let

it's no surprise there on greg gutfeld annihilating parading. y, throw yourself out the window. greg crushes these idiots. [laughter] coming up, the idea of freedom scare you? >> you do not have to get a vaccine. dan: this may be the worst political attack at in the history against ron desantis. more "unfiltered" coming up next. ♪♪ new projects means new project managers. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. when you sponsor a job, you immediately get your shortlist of quality candidates, whose resumes on indeed match your job criteria. visit indeed.com/hire and get started today. i'm not getting through the pandemic just to end up with the flu. i asked for fluzone high-dose quadrivalent. it's the #1-used flu vaccine for people 65 and older. fluzone high-dose quadrivalent is the only vaccine approved by the fda for superior flu protection in adults 65+. i'm not letting my guard down. fluzone high-dose quadrivalent isn't for people who've had a severe allergic reaction to any flu vaccine or vaccine component, including eggs or egg produ

minutes. >> geraldo: his sisters get it. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> greg: other stuff on my my website gutfeld coyote, walking around that's a hero cat. look at that speed. >> geraldo: i have coyotes. >> greg: phoenix cat named sonny. that's it for me. cats are great. jesse? >> jesse: friendly neighborhood dispute update. poll results in i told you about a situation just started ticketing everybody. we were within earshot. he said guys can you move your cars? no? handing out tickets. just because he can doesn't mean he should. he should have the decency to speak to the people parked there that's what builds community. exactly. michael schumaker says if you are parked illegally you are parked illegally. jesse says he knows the manager. totally being a karen. >> oh. >> jesse: whatever, michael. rowdy will says no. not if the people are within earshot. come on, man. president joe biden. and finally pappa nas suck it up. whining sound like omar. >> katie: omar and karen. >> jesse: results are in. i win 67 percent said the cop was totally out of line should not have ticketed everybody. given us a h

." ♪ ♪ >> i am shannon bream with katie pavlich, jessica tarlov, jesse watters and greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." growing outrage over reported plans to give cold hard cash to illegal border crossers. according to "the wall street journal," the biden administration is in talks to pay up to a billion dollars to illegal immigrant families separated at the border under former president trumps zero-tolerance policy. each person set to get a payout of up to $450,000. republicans say that plan cannot move forward. >> you break the lawn you get amnesty with democrats. now they are going to pay you for breaking the law. you would think that we have a problem coming towards the border and what we've seen since the last several months. wait until word gets out that you get paid for breaking the law to get into the country. >> in -- income frantically stupid idea passing on half a million dollars to people his first act in this country was a violation of our law makes no sense at all. >> is going to be a slap in the face to every hardworking american who works

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy thursday, america.news to report, plus, julie banderas is hung over. what a surprise. am i right? she poured herself into this chair appeared she looks terrible. but that's okay, we'll give you a little break right now, because we are going to have seven jokes

charity and i love these cold or hot beverages, freedom matters made in the us, all for charity, greg gutfeld takes it from here. >> a little bit more. >> this is not what i thought was coming today. >> it is friday october 2, '09, democrats flushing their muscles and blocking a vote on president biden's social spending package. the president will meet with world leaders as the squad continues calling the shots in dc. >> vice president kamala harris stumping for terry mcauliffe as new fox polls show republican glenn youngkin taking the lead in the governor's race. >> from the hunter biden laptop story to justifying left-wing harassment, democrat senator kristen sinema, moments from the media to kickoff the seller we weekend. "fox and friends first". starts right now. laura: you miss out on a lot with a live look at austin, texas. over here, dancing, quite impressive. todd: just so we can play that. >> you are watching "fox and friends first" on friday morning. we too president biden is in rome, a spending agenda from capitol hill. >> making a plea to democrats before traveling but progressive

greg gutfeld takes it from here. greg: it's friday and our last show in nashville. then back to new york city. i wish i could express how i

but not as crucial as greg gutfeld becoming the king of late night. complished in such a short time is as credible and beautiful as apple tower, don't you think? >> greg: they think. who knew he was a secret fan of the show? but as for bite and began aware of the deal, that seems odd at the very least. right joe? >> look. i am on top of things, all right. i know what's going on. it's just that the summary deal was confusing. first of all, where i come from we call them hoagies, right? second of all, you've got au, u.s., u.k., e.u. there's too many letters. i gave it to carry. he's good at the alphabet. it looks like a muppet. [laughter] >> greg: it raises the question, what else does joe not know and when did he not know it? >> well politician say that all the time. i didn't know or he didn't know. in this case i believe it. but i also don't know if that inspires confidence. if we are trying to be getting along better with france, to have confidence in us. he has no idea what's going on. why would you bother to talk to someone who doesn't know what's g

i'm jesse waters with kennedy, richard fowler and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city.s "the five." president joe biden's presidency is in a tail spin. the bad news is piling up. democrats are divided over how to spend trillions. biden's poll numbers are cratering to an all-time low, inflation ramping up with prices surging and now

greg gutfeld and gaining taken off from here. >> he doesn't want to talk about trump anymore. i do. donald trump. donald trump. donald trump. todd: whose name is on the ballot? president biden can't stop talking about a former president while stumping for terry mcauliffe in virginia. parents know why they are voting republican. jillian: did you do this? >> isis k as al qaeda intend to conduct external operations against the united states. >> a stark warning about a tariff to the homeland. botanical from the us troops, telling the social spending and climate agents on the international stage. if he can't even get his own party on board. >> a lot of questions, you are watching "fox and friends first" on wednesday morning. todd: thank you for joining us, president biden headed to scotland tomorrow, the stakes are high as democrats are divided on the details. jillian: the president's approval rating continues to dip. >> reporter: president biden won the legislative win before heading overseas tomorrow, members of his own party keep moving the goal posts for what they will or won't accep

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. todd: the white house forced into damage control is one of president biden's top advisors suggests inflation and supply chain issues are only a problem for the rich, president biden still doesn't want to answer any of it. jillian: the net can gubernatorial race in virginia has democrats hitting the panic button. >> i believe to other outside analysis to convey that off year elections are often not a bellwether. todd: the party is sending heavy hitters like former president obama to stump for the democratic candidate as president biden's approval rating takes a beating. todd: florida governor ron desantis blocking biden's vaccine mandates and save american jobs. busier and busier and busier. >> and today is friday. todd: we begin with this fox news alert. former president bill clinton receiving treatment at a hospital in california for non-covid related infection. his doctors say he is in good condition, releasing the statement saying, quote, president clinton was taken to uc irvine me

we will be in mississippi tomorrow for the ole miss big game against lsu and greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: [laughs] happy thursday, everyone, and boy is it a happy one! because i almost made it through the week without being stabbed or shot. [scattered laughter] although twice security stopped dana perino just in time. but all of us here in the studio had something in common. we aren't dead. at least yet. because in new york city, not getting assaulted is akin to winning the lottery. it's a violent city right now. this morning i saw a rat with a black eye. [scattered laughter] it's a funny image. it's not even a real joke, but hey. murders spiked big time jumping from 319 in 2019 to 500 in 2020. we shy away from numbers around here because b6 hates math. but change that vowel to an e and that's another story. all right, okay. that jump, by the way, was the largest since national record keeping began in 1960. that was the other mob finally stopped killing all the record keepers. so yes, we may not be number one anymore in math or science but

gutfeld says. >> greg: what do you do when the cat dies?to have him cremated and put it in ink. now you need to have her own special report -- >> that's good. we can show -- >> never afraid. >> greg: that is definitely not balanced though. all right. >> it makes perfect sense to myself. to be up next, he has a chiseled jaw and his new book will leave you in all. taking align can help. align contains a quality probiotic to naturally help soothe digestive upsets 24/7. try align, the pros in digestive health. you have the best pizza in town and the worst wait times. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. visit indeed.com/hire >> greg: i'm confused about something that just happened. just saying that never happened -- we have a book -- we are eating into the book interview. he makes every report feel special. he was a white house correspondent back when presidents could answer questions. now he is a best-selling author host a hit by millions and h

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: happy thursday, everyone -- control yourselves.o the news, let's continue our halloween week with episode 3 of our favorite sitcom. ♪ ♪

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> it's a glorious wednesday, or ast, two days from vodka. i kid, she's never gone two days without vodka. before we get to the news however, it's time for -- musical physical >> announcer: greg seven jokes.

the new favorite, freedom matters, we will be in mississippi for the big game against lsu and greg gutfeldere. jillian: it is friday october 20 second. the fbi confirming brian laundrie is dead, ending an extensive nationwide manhunt for the only man of interest in gabby petito's murder. >> it was a catalyst that is just getting started.

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. todd: the white house forced into damage control is one of president biden's top advisors suggests inflation and supply chain issues are only a problem for the rich, president biden still doesn't want to answer any of it. jillian: the net can gubernatorial race in virginia has democrats hitting the panic button. >> i believe to other outside analysis to convey that off year elections are often not a bellwether.

greg gutfeld. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome to another monumental monday, you marvelous maniacs.en weeklong extravaganza. as you can see, i am in costume. i came tonight as jesse walker. you can tell i am h

greg gutfeld and gaining taken off from here. >> he doesn't want to talk about trump anymore. i do.ald trump. donald trump. donald trump. todd: whose name is on the ballot? president biden can't stop talking about a former president while stumping for terry mcauliffe in virginia. parents know why they are voting republican. jillian: did you do this? >> isis

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. 20th president biden headed for the hill this morning in a mary attempt to get democrats on board with his agenda but as the showdown between they break up, it is likely the president will place overseas without a political victory. todd: there is this. >> hallelujah.

we will be in mississippi tomorrow for the ole miss big game against lsu and greg gutfeld takes it allers and applause] >> greg: [laughs] happy thursday, everyone, and boy is it a happy one! because i almost made it through the week without being stabbed or shot. [scattered laughter] although twice security stopped dana perino just in time. but all of

i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. >> shannon: welcome to fox news at night. i'm shannon breen in washington. progressives put biden's agenda on ice, even a last-ditch visit to congress by the commander in chief himself was not enough to unite the party. dean phillips who was confidence earlier in the day that the president would close the deal admitting that his optimism was clearly misguided, apologies to all inspire bid my hopefulness. golden state warrior's star saying that as team leader it's not his place to push the vaccines on his teammates adding that the politicizing of vaccines can lead to turnoffs. and the agency is fighting back against the state of new york saying it's being targetled due to religious beliefs. we start with sotomayor rejecting a request of teachers seeking to block the mandate ahead of friday's deadline for unvaccinated workers to get their first dose of the vaccine or risk their jobs. gavin newsom announced the first mandate for school children, there's a notable exception. >> in new york city, roughly 15,000 of the city's 150,0

take the pass, greg gutfeld!g to your 16-year-old daughters and her friends. you can whisper those in my ear too. [laughter] you are right about bill maher and a chapelle. when one of their own -- adam corolla mention this -- when one of their own, liberal, goes outside the boundaries for liberal doctrine, they get hammered, because the mob has to stick together to be effective. you cannot have people freelancing in the mob, or else they cannot search and destroy. this is about making sure you contain people like they did with nicki minaj, kanye west. you've got to stay inside the circle. if you start going out and making fun of things you are not allowed to make fun of, no you're not allowed to do that. >> geraldo: would be interested to see how bold netflix remains as they get assailed from all these groups. >> jesse: whispered in my ear. [laughter] >> geraldo: next, vice president kamala harris wisely mocked face video. that's an actor. [laughter] it got weirder than you think. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ before you go there, or

greg gutfeld. ♪♪ god bless the usa ♪♪ >> the greenwood, thousands of meters the work is protesting againstshutting down the brooklyn bridge the liberal mayor defended t

the new favorite, freedom matters, we will be in mississippi for the big game against lsu and greg gutfeld takes it all from here. jillian: it is friday october 20 second. the fbi confirming brian laundrie is dead, ending an extensive nationwide manhunt for the only man of interest in gabby petito's murder. >> it was a catalyst that is just getting started. >> republicans evening the rights of concerned parents, turning to mary garland over his investigation of school board protesters is the mystic terrorists. >> we are all products coming to the west coast go through -- what am i doing here? >> long beach? >> those who try to make this a political issue? i have the freedom to kill you with my covid. >> president biden pressed on the supply chain in a townhall where he appeared to mark the freedom of first responders losing their jobs over vaccine mandates. "fox and friends first" starts right now. you are watching "fox and friends first" on friday morning. carley: todd and julian have the day off. president biden is pressed on the supply chain catastrophe during a cnn townhall. ashley: th

remember, it's america now and forever, greg gutfeld and the gang will tear it up and they will take it all from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy glorious tuesday, everyone. things are going great around here, its date 2 of our amazing halloween extravaganza. before we get to the news, the next episode of our favorite sitcom awaits. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> tonight's episode, inside the writers room. >> i was thinking, the show is not as funny as it used to be, we could use more laughs. anyone else agree? >> i think the show is as funny as it's ever been, if anything there's too many laughs. right. free fruit. >> fox & friends called, apparently someone murdered brian kilmeade and hung his body upside down in ainsley earhardt's office. we have a feeling for him. ♪ ♪ >> greg: applauding death, i always love a happy ending. have you noticed how great things are going in america? another massive caravan coming our way surging past mexican forces, and surging past mexico in general. i feel bad for mexico. i imagine thousands of people apparently escaping a of desperation and t

gutfeld!" is next. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: that is a crowd! happy monday, everyone.back in new york city, just returned from an amazing week in nashville. that's in tennessee, cat. it was fantastic, but you know, it's like when you go to the beach and you return and there is sand everywhere and it's kind of like that with nashville except it's grits. tough to get them out of those hard-to-reach places, but that's what the hamsters are for. [scattered laughter] but do we have some great times. here's tape of our last night out. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the only way out of a john rich bar is through the window. so what did we miss while we were gone? well, several of noxious left-wing activists, kyrsten sinema, from a classroom at arizona state, to the restroom and harassed her outside install. i'll admit i've done this myself while drunk, but it had nothing to do with politics. and everything to do with a missing bag of weed that julie banderas still owes me. but instead of giving me senator some privacy, they just continued their business while she did hers. >> we want to talk t