i am shameless, greg gutfeld. >> greg: you were such a typical boomer. is nt? >> greg: a boomer trapped in a generation x body. teagan? >> deadheads. but only the ones who actually saw the dead when jerry was alive. >> greg: none of the satellite bands. >> that is complete bull [bleep] because we would just get high for a month and rrr balls off. >> greg: would they be big. >> aforementioned story. >> they would be the size of rhode island because that is what lst does. >> greg: that is a nice heartwarming suggestion. kat? >> people who are cold to. i even just one day. one day where the thermostat is set for people who are cold. one day we could be warm. >> greg: you are going to be the rosa parks of cold people. [laughter] turned down that thermostat! no. >> i hate when people say, and by people i mean men, they say it is not that big of a deal stop complaining about it. then turn it up 3 degrees and see how not big of a deal it is, or put your cold hand on their. >> greg: on the third floor we call that the kudlow. we will be right back. is a bitcoin etf the

greg gutfeld is next. have a great super bowl weekend. we'll see you monday. >> yes, yes. >> hey hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa. >> control yourselves. save some for after the show. >> it's friday. >> so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. that's not a bowl of oatmeal with shoes. it's co-host. >> of fox and. >> friends first, todd piro. to her, deliverance was a home movie co-host of the bottom line on fox business. dagen mcdowell. he wrote for cheers, and that's the last time he heard them. tv writer and producer rob long. and old men will grieve when she goes on leave. new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor kat to. all right. before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> this is great. it's leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they suck, i will shoot joe mackey in the face. in florida, a stripper has been arrested for hitting a 7-eleven clerk in the face with a banana. her case is currently un

palestine, pete hegseth and kristi noem at the border, honestly the treadmill is on and 8. >> jesse: greg gutfeldtion, good luck with that because you guys where the creator of that and your bullhorn cnn msnbc, they are done, after everything you told us about biden being coherent, trans-kids have special powers, you know, trump praised nazis, nobody buys your story anymore. not only do you not have a vision but no one is taking whatever you say seriously. >> jesse: judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: bottom line is the democrats lost more than an election, they lost their credibility. no one believes them anymore for the various reasons that greg just said. they can't get back until they own up to what they did, and admit that they lied to the american people, and now all of a sudden schumer with avocados, guacamole, and. , give me a break, they couldn't care less about food during inflation. >> jesse: that was a tough segment for you, jessica, it is written all over your face. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: it's time now for "one more thing." jesse? >> jesse: told you about t

i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> i proposal a lot of people are talking about. >> everybody loves it. [laughter] >> jesse: president trump giving gaza a five star review, game changing plan to bring stability to the middle east with the proposed real estate acquisition to have the united states take over the war-torn gaza strip and rebuild it into the "riviera of the middle east." >> the u.s. will take over the gaza strip, and we will do a job with it to loan it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous, unexploded bombs and other weapons on this site, level the site, and get rid of the destroyed buildings, level it out. history, you know, just can't let it keep repeating itself. we have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal, and i don't want to be cute, i don't want to be a wise guy, but the riviere of the middle east, this could be something that could be -- this could be so magnificent. >> jesse: karoline leavitt giving the medi

greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face next. have a great night. >> s all right, all. >> right. >> all right. >> all right, all right, all right. oh, stop. >> you're so needy. good evening everyone. so, vogue magazine criticized melania trump's 2025 white house portrait, comparing her to a freelance magician. well, it is true. she sure made jill disappear. ha ha ha. president trump said he will send 30,000 illegals to guantanamo bay. they'll be coming from philly, new york and san fran, so consider it an upgrade. meanwhile, in an interview, border czar tom homan called joy reid dumber than a box of rocks. the american geological society has demanded an apology. speaking of rocks, scientists have discovered an asteroid that has a 1% chance of hitting earth. but it has a 99% chance of hitting j.b. pritzker. because he's really fat. i mean, seriously, look it up. kamala harris remains the front runner for the 2028 nomination. i know that's some accolade that's like being first in line at a james carville kissing booth. >> i'd rathe

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said sure dvr so you never missed an episode, in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. ♪ ♪ [cheering and applause] >> greg: i know. i know! it's hard to believe you are in the same room with me. happy wednesday everybody. president trump has given orders to obliterate iran navy the regime assassin a ten. big deal, i get obliterated every night said one woman. [laughter] president trump suggested taking over in gaza,'s first project, opening a gentleman's club called the gaza strip. why not. filing a new impeachment articles over his proposed plan in a gaza, they go there free lap dances out of the gaza strip president trump is proposed budget of bill has proposed $3 trillion in spending cuts, leaving out a few extra dollars to buy clothes for kanye's wife. these don't! the u.s. navy showed a photo of a warship firing a high powered weapon, it's first target, removing her mustache. [laughter] in iran, and naked woman jumped on a police car to protest the country's treatment of women, in a related story, gaza just moved to iran. [laugh

i'm dana perino, along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's chronic disease epidemic but that wasn't all. >> the first thing i've done for the past 20 years is got on my knees and pray to god that he would put me in a position to end the chronic disease epidemic and help america's children. i don't want to take food away from anybody. if you like mcdonald's cheeseburger or diet coke which my boss loves. [laughter] you should be able to get them. i am pro safety. >> that answer on vaccine was not good enough for some senate democrats with rfk junior spending the hearing sparring with them. >> receipts show mr. kennedy embraced conspiracy theories, charlatans, especially when it comes to safety and efficacy of vaccines matthew except even assent, even a sliver of responsibility for the drop in vaccinations and subsequent deaths of more than 70 people? anything you do differently? mimic absolutely not and you frighten people. >> supportive of these? >> supportive of vaccines. >> are you supportive -- anti- vaccine? >> i am in support of vacc

in the meantime let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. ♪ ♪ e] >> greg: yes! all right! all right! all right. stop! you are so in needy! good evening, everyone. "vogue" magazine criticized melania trump's 2025 white house portrait, comparing her to a freelance magician. it is true, she share made jill disappear. president trump said he would send 30,000 illegals to 30,000 illegals to guantanamo bay. they will be coming from philly, new york, and san fran, so consider it an upgraded. meanwhile, in an interview border czar tom homan called joy reid it dumber than a box of rocks. the american geological society has demanded an apology. speaking of rocks, scientists have discovered an asteroid that has a 1% chance of hitting earth, but it has a 99% chance at hitting j.b. pritzker. because he is really fat. seriously, look it up. herrs remains the front runner for the 2025 nomination. i know that is some accolade of. that is like being first in line at a james cargo kissing booth. -- james cargo kissing booth. >> i would rather be first and last. >>

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>> hello everybody, i'm danano perino here along with judge jeanine pirro, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five". it is the arch of the trade war just moments ago, canadian prime minister justin trudeau announcing a deal with the president trump that u.s. tariffs will be paused on canada for at least 30 days. trudeau said he "had a good cale with president trump and canadai is in them wanting a .3 billion-dollar border plan with nearly 10,00pe0 foreign landrd personnel toer work on protectig the border. he will also a point a fentanyl czar and label cartels asa terroristsha, president trump wreacted, we have a secured northern border and to end theng flow of drugs like fentanyl pouring into our country killing hundreds of thousands of americans while destroying families and communities across our country. falling to the other big win, ump which was at a pausing 25%mt tariffs on mexico for one month, afteresir mexico's president agd to reinforce the southern border with 10,000 national guard members withuard the goal of stemming the flow of illegale

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greg gutfeld is up next to put a smile on your face. have a great day. [applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: i know! i know. i know. i never thought this could happen to you, but here i am. danish scientists have discovered a patch of 66 million year old vomit that is being killed as a national treasure. that beats us, and america all we had is an 81-year-old piece of crap in the white house. warning quote, if you are in the country illegally, you are on the table. causing joy be hard to immediately ask for a napkin and some silverware. she is accountable. also on "the view" sarah hayne says her cohosts are out of touch with americans because none of voted for trump. they are also out of touch because nobody will touch them. lays it just issued a recall on some of their potato chips that if consumed could result in death. that is a risk i'm willing to take, said one man. chris christie is so happy that this guy is back. rfk cousin caroline kennedy had attacked him as being unqualified to become hhs secretary. the way she is reacting, you would think her uncle drown

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>> at the time, kevin o'leary, tyler fisher, tim tyler, studio audience, fox news and now i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america.l do a fair balanced ad still unafraid. >> laura: go >> laura: good evening, everyone, i am laura ingraham, and this ithans "the ingraham am from washington tonight. thank you for spending time with us. turnin the rocg over the ropes,s the focus of tonight's "angle."u when president hasskt elon musk h with making the government moe efficient again, it was clear this exercise would not just be performing it where they reviewr ama few programs i make a few cs and declare victory. they weret time serious. what better place to start in the ongoing foreign/fund known as usaid. >> shutting down usaid, the reason to that as opposed to to try to do minor housecleaning isent that as we get into usaid, it is apparent what we have here is not an apple with a worm in it that we actually have a bowl of warm spirit just. >> laura: yami, a bowl of warmer spiritual once they start turning over the rocks, more rocks called out. usaid should have been banded ntars ago. the agents t

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hello everybody i'm dana perin with judge jeanine pirro,rl jessica tarlovov, jesse watters♪ and greg gutfeld in new york city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪>> h >> how it works here. >> this does feel familiar as a space for me to be in. >> government transparency.e >> reporter: more anti-mosque madness as democratic lawmakers tried to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning denied entry as canada at the agency could be next on the chopping block. >> we are coming in. who are you who are you and who are you. do you have business here and you won't have a job. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress as we fight in defence of public education and students are they prepared to shoot us. they were standing in the way of all children being educated. look at them. and what is your name.that give me the idea again. blocked the members of government but is not blocked to the billionaires who want to thi suck every dive out of this department.an it's thea: latest freak out from the left who have been protesting and initiative all a they have unt

i am dana perino, what judge jeanine pirro, jesse watters, greg gutfeld.is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ it is the art of the trade war, just moments ago, canadian prime minister justin trudeau announcing a deal with president trump that u.s. tariffs will be paused on canada for at least 30 days. justin trudeau says he "had a good call with president trump and that canada is implementing a $1.3 billion border plan with nearly 10,000 frontline personnel to work on protecting the border." he will also appoint a fentanyl czar and label cartels as terrorists. and president trump reacting says this. "canada has agreed to ensure we have a secure northern border and to end the drugs like manta and all that have been pouring into our country killing hundreds of thousands of americans while destroying their families and communities all across our country." that follows the big win for president trump that pausing 25% tariffs on mexico for one month as well. this is after mexico's president agreed to reinforce the southern border with 10,000 nati

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i am dana perino all of judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, greg gutfeld.is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> how it works is they send -- >> this is not unfamiliar state for me to be in. >> yes, government transparency. >> dana: more anti-musk madness on capitol hill. democratic lawmakers trend to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning, but they were denied entry. the agency next on the d.o.g.e. chopping block. >> we are coming in, unlock the door, who are you? who are you? who are you? >> do you have business here? >> who are you? we pay you. you won't have a job if we don't help you. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress from acting the primitive education. >> are they prepared to shoot us? he was standing in the way of all children in educated. look them in the eye. hold your face up. look at them. let them see you. this is him. look at him. what is your name? tell us your name. give me that idea again. it is locked to members of congress, but it is not locked to the billio

♪ ♪ i'm jesspirre watters with judgr harold ford junior, dana perino and get greg gutfeld. 5:00 i"n newk city and this is the five. >> ♪ ♪ >>> elon musk having the time oh his life forcing the government to take diet pills as it's thein first of the list in the drama in d.c. with federal workers to accept. more than 40,000 federal government employees have taken it andse at the new press secretary said it's just the beginning. >> we expect the number to increase and that alone the 40,000 be expected to increase and save the american people tens of million and we encourage federal workers in the city tohv accept the generous offer ifif t they don't want to show up to the office if they want to rip the american people off take the buyout and we will find competent individuals to fillil these roles. >>thes reporter: senate democras are bragging about theirall- anti-elon musk all-nighterhing crashing on the couch in the office just to keep the senate in session all night and protest cuts to important u.s. opsu obligations like 14 million toco support gender equality foran climate changege o

i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., dana perino, greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ elon musk is having the time of his life, forcing the government to take ozempic, as democrats throw a slumber party to stop him. first to the latest twist in the d.o.g.e. drama in d.c. peered a federal judge is pausing the deadline for federal workers to accept president trump's buyout offer until monday. more than 40,000 feds have already taken it, and the new press secretary says that number is just the beginning. >> we expect that number to increase, and that alone, just the 40,000, again we expect it to increase, it is going to save the american people tens of millions of dollars and we encourage federal workers in the city to accept the very generous offer. if they don't want to show up to the office, if they want to rip the american people off, then they are welcome to take the spy out and we will find highly competent individuals who want to fill these roles. >> jesse: meanwhile senate democrats are bragging about their anti-

. >> dagen mcdowell, rob long, kat timpf our studio audience, fox news i'm greg gutfeld. >> i love you america. >> good evening everyone i'm laura ingraham. this is the ingraham angle. >> thank you as. >> always for. >> joining us. breaking tonight. >> president trump. just revoked. >> former president joe biden's security clearance. wow. plus, thanks to doge. >> it's. usaid elected. >> yeah. >> deleted. >> usaid deleted. it's a. >> sign of. >> the times for the government. slush fund that must team. >> has exposed. >> is it time to turn it into. >> a dance club? and is trump ready for the robed resistance? >> multiple judges are stepping in to block. >> some of the administration's. efforts on everything. from ending birthright citizenship to drastically downsizing. >> the federal workforce. >> mike davis is going to dig deeper. plus, inside el salvador's supermax prison. >> it also, they say, bandiero. can't see or know. see. >> and trump's. plan to ship. >> illegals there. >> we're going to talk to a journalist who's been inside. but first. >> cirque de sore losers. >> that's the fo

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dvr see never missed an episode of hannity, in the meantime set not let your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face, have a good night. fox news alert. donald trump just wrapping up a joint news conference with israeli prime minister netanyahu, floating the idea of the united states owning and operating the gaza strip. we'll have more on that later in the show. they're using the old good cop bad cop routine in washington. trump's the good cop, ellen's the bad cop, and trump's fine with it. the times says he's moving at a speed and scale. that's shocking. civil servants. as ellen and his team are working with a frantic around the clock energy, beds are being moved into the eisenhower building so musk's men can sleep at the office. elon's nerd army a bunch of 18 to 25 year olds who rejected seven figure salaries in silicon valley to trim fat, and dc young engineers in black backpacks, underpaid patriots hitting the federal bureaucracy with ai and seeing what kind of waste, fraud and abuse spills out for decades, bald 60 year old inspector generals audited feder

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. >> pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. >> now our doors are locked. >> now, how it works is they send. >> you know, this is not an unfamiliar space for me to be in. >> here's government. >> transparency for you. >> more anti-mask madness on capitol hill. democratic lawmakers trying to barge their way into the department of education in washington this morning. but they were denied entry. panicked that the agency could be next on the doj's chopping block. >> we're coming in. don't block the door. we're coming in. who are you? >> you're not coming in. >> who are you? >> who? under whose order are you? >> who are you? who are you? >> who are you, sir? >> do you have business here? >> we pay you. we're members. we pay you. you won't have a job if we don't help you. >> he was told to come out here and block members of congress from entering an all access entrance to the department of education. as we fight in defense of public education and students. >> do they have any weapons?

greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night. >> i know, i know, i know. i know. okay, yeah. oh. >> you're adulation. >> it's almost getting boring. happy thursday everyone. so mitch mcconnell is reportedly fine after falling down the stairs. medical personnel credit his hard shell. cbs has released their full, unedited, 60 minute interview with kamala harris. apparently, they left out a part where kamala said she was allergic to mold, which could explain why you rarely saw her standing next to joe biden. now, we're not sure how much they doctored the chat, but they left out the clip of her arriving to the interview by boat. as you know, sunday is the super bowl, which means it shut up. which means in less than 48 hours, j.b. pritzker will start filling his hot tub with ranch dressing. for the big game. the nfl will remove the words end racism from the end zone, to be replaced by something more appropriate. daniel penny has landed a new job in finance at a major firm. they already have a sign up that says if choking, do not let daniel apply the heimlich. a