and music from gregory porter. with cleto and the cletones. and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> tom: thank you for watch. thanks very much. are you here to help me sell brit my oscar nomination? unfortunately i wasn't nominated again this year. apparently you have to be in a movie to get one now. that's racist. but the nominations for what i'm told is are the 86th academy awards were announced at 5:30 this morning in beverly hills. so if your publicist called you screaming at 6:00 a.m., either you were nominated for an oscar or you're justin bieber. award nominations and search warrants are the only things that wake celebrities up early now adays. but leading the pack were "american hustle" and "gravity." best actor nominations went to christian bale, bruce dern, matthew mcconaughey and chiwetel ejiofor. i'm not sure if that's a name or a candy bar. 84-year-old june squib was nominated for best supporting actress for "nebraska." if she doesn't win, she's threatened to die during the broadcast. which would create all k

and music from gregory porter. with cleto and the cletones.nd furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> tom: thank you for watch. thanks very much.

be here, as will matt leblanc, chris pine, kevin costner, kenneth branagh, harry connick, jr., gregory porter much more. not that much more, but a little bit more. our first guest is a ridiculously talented woman whom you know from "anchorman 2," "bridesmaids," "despicable me 2," "anchorman 2," "saturday night live," "saturday night live 2" and now a hilarious new mini-series called "the spoils of babylon." watch it thursday nights at ten on ifc. please welcome kristen wiig. >> jimmy: hue are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you've been so n so many things lately. "secret life of walter mitty." "the spoils of babylon" "anchorman 2." i didn't know you were in "her." >> my voice. a choice that joaquin phoenix has phone sex with. i just want my dad to know i did that. don't see that one. >> jimmy: i'm planning to take the audio from that and inserting it into "despicable me 2." >> i've never done anything like that before. >> jimmy: you play a phone sex. >> yeah. it was just funny doing it because, smiek would come in and just like yeah, improvise and pant and beli[ bleep ] sorry, d. >> jimmy:

from shark tank, kevin o'leary and music from gregory porter.rs have a great idea for shark tank. i won't say what it is. i don't want to ruin it. our first guest became a house hold name playing one of the world's most beloved joeys, right behind the baby dang radio. -- kangaroo. now, he returns to the role he was born to play --himself --on the 3rd season of the very funn was born to play --himself --on the 3rd season of the very funny watch it sundays at 10:30 on showtime, please welcome matt leblanc. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mentioned this to you before both on television and off. but the show is so funny. it's very, very funny. >> this is a good show, yeah. >> jimmy: no, not this show. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: this show has its moments. but your show, of course, i'm talking about. which is really, really good. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you play matt leblanc on the show. and there's no one better for that. >> yeah, that's an audition that went really well. >> jimmy: you nailed that one. what i don't understand is you shoot the show in london b

and we'll have music from gregory porter, too. so join us then.ght-time golden globe winner who is to acting what michael jordan was to basketballing. she has a nominee once again for her work in "august: osage county" which is in theatres now. please welcome meryl streep! [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. i saw you at the golden -- well, i didn't see you, but i was watching you through the television set at the golden globes. >> i was sending you a message. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. was it a positive message? >> let me on the show. >> jimmy: that's an easy message. i was wondering this. you go to so many of the -- you're nominated for so many awards. do you ever think oh, i hope i don't get nominated for this one because i don't want to -- >> no. >> jimmy: i want to stay home. never, huh? >> no. i mean, there are aspects of it that are terrifying, like getting a dress that you know will be torn apart the next day by everybody. but it's very exciting. >> jimmy: is it? so you like that. >> i don't like it. >> jimmy: you

and music from gregory porter and jonny lang too. and applause ] our first guest is an actor, an oscar-winning director, and when he was spare time a musician too. you can see him next play mentor to chris pine in the new thriller "jack ryan: shadow recruit." it opens friday. please welcome kevin costner! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the service we provide. he's the purell guy. did you want a tissue? >> i'm a public school guy. it's okay. >> jimmy: you're all right? the reason i didn't kiss you when you came out here i didn't want you to think i was being standoffish. it's because i have a little bit of a cold. >> my same reason for you. >> jimmy: you have something going on with your throat, too. >> yeah. i lost my voice about six days ago. so i'm still trying to get it back. i apologize. >> >> jimmy: you were going to play here with your band. >> yeah. this was going to be the first time we played to a national audience here with my band, and it kind of broke my heart that we couldn't do it. >> jimmy: we'll do it again in the future.

[applause] >> please welcome to >> welcome to the stage, david gregory, michael eaton, kimmel and tony porter. wow. good luck to us. that answers the question, that any moreing happen here. i just want to take a moment to adjust to the furniture fromently it is directly the jetson's home. i just want to mix sure i'm not sitting like this. [laughter] it is great to -- right., all fine. i'm not going to compete. great to have you all. be here. and great to be with maria for conversation and we are going to continue that conversation and talk about what about the men? are men in this conversation about women on the brink? what women need. partnerships they need in men and sort of understanding men a little better. what it wasknew like to be a man but i'm learning far more from my who isear-old daughter so amazingly articulate and smart. boysaid to me daddy, all do is they burp and fart and shower and they smell and they are selfish. [laughter] honey we really shouldn't judge will stop you when i thank thik mistake.a men of not just that, we hope, god willing. and when we become men we think it m

[applause] >> please welcome to the stage david gregory, catherine eden, michael kimmel and tony porter >> wow. good luck to us. just in case there is a question, that is not going to happen anymore here. i want to take a moment to address the furniture. apparently it is directly from the jetsons home. i want to make sure i am not sitting like that. ok, alright, fine, i am not going to compete. it is great to have you all and be here and great to be with maria. conversation,fic and we are going to continue that conversation and talk about what about the man? where our man in this conversation about women on the brink, what women need, what kind of partnerships they need in understanding men. more from my far eight-year-old daughter about what it means to be a man. me all boys do is burp and fark and they don't shower and they smell and they are selfish. i said honey, we really shouldn't judge. but i will stop it when i think you've made a grievous mistake. but it gets to something about are not just men that, we hope, god willing. when we become men we think about what it means to be a

[applause] >> please welcome to the stage david gregory, catherine eden, michael kimmel and tony porter. >> wow. good luck to us. just in case there is a question, that is not going to happen anymore here. i want to take a moment to address the furniture. apparently it is directly from the jetsons home. i want to make sure i am not sitting like that. ok, alright, fine, i am not going to compete. it is great to have you all and be here and great to be with maria. for this terrific conversation, and we are going to continue that conversation and talk about what about the man? where our man in this conversation about women on the brink, what women need, what kind of partnerships they need in understanding men. i am learning far more from my eight-year-old daughter about what it means to be a man. she said to me all boys do is burp and fark and they don't shower and they smell and they are selfish. i said honey, we really shouldn't judge. but i will stop it when i think you've made a grievous mistake. but it gets to something about the fact that men are not just that, we hope, god willing.