gretel and her brother, hansel, lived near a great forest. one night gretel awoke to voices. screamed the stepmother. "we must take the children to -- >> i really like this program. i'm glad that i got signed up for it. that night hansel sneaked outside. when he came back, his pockets were filled with rocks. just keep that bond with her. i don't want to get out and her be like, you weren't there. a lot of kids you'll hear them say that. you weren't there for me. i want her to know that i love her and i'm here. >> gretel and hansel lived in comfort and joy with their father. and every now and then, gretel ventured back to the gingerbread cottage for dessert. all right, that's the story of "hansel and gretel," emilee. i love you and you're the most beautiful girl in the world and you're very special and i miss you more than the desert misses rain. muah! i don't want her to think that i just disappeared and i'm not there and just come back after all these years and try to be a part of her life. i'd like to actually try to be a part of it even though i'm gone. i wrote, this book

. >> it's like hansel and gretel. >> no sympathy. couldn't give the dog three seconds to finish up. >> in a world of overpopulation. >> access civilian population control. >> take care of excess population control. >> are you excess population? you need to be controlled. >> of course it is a spectacular costume that's taken over 800 hours to build. >> obviously, everyone is terrified. >> i want it. that is so cool. i would wake up and put that on first thing in the morning just to walk around my house. >> this guy has gone to serious length. he's got the motor, the lights. you can hear it's got a microphone and a speaker that projects his voice and makes it sound roboty. >> my favorite part is his try purpose. >> you know what i also noticed, for the women they smile and look. the guys are chasing after him. >> it's not unlike the reactions right here at this table. >> escaping a sleeping baby. >> there are all kinds of tricks you would employee to get out. trust me. >> see if you recognize these moves next "right this minute." >> an

he's not gretel. [ laughter ] jay's a winner, not a beginner! >> jimmy: i like "together forever."> jimmy: that's my jam. and then -- run-d.m.c. eminem. >> eminem? okay, okay. >> jimmy: 5th one. i'm trying to think of a good one. maybe rappin' duke. [ laughter ] do you remember him? >> both: da-hah. da-hah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i say rappin' duke number five. >> rappin' duke. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? >> it was between him and mix-a-lot? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was between him and mix-a-lot. yeah, i like mix-a-lot. but yeah, that was it. >> posse on broadway, come on. >> jimmy: yeah. posse on broadway, i forgot about that one. >> but ll cool j. ll cool j's amazing. >> jimmy: we have to him. he's on there. but there's a lot of them. i just go top three maybe. i'm not good with this stuff. >> okay, man. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's all right, man. >> jimmy: i know tupac is on there somewhere, right? >> okay. >> jimmy: i don't know. the list has to change for me. >> it changes all the time. >> jimmy: it's a shifting list. >> it's how you feel that day. >> jimmy: it is! >> s