we were married at gretna green at 4:00 this morning. ( celia wails ) ( dramatic music plays ) oh, celia, celia, celia... ( sighs ) andy: aunt bee! anybody home? andy, i'm sorry. i was upstairs and i just didn't notice the time. oh, that's all right, aunt bee. how is celia today? what? e gonna do about that poor woman and all of her suffering? oh, stop it. do you reckon she'll ever find true happiness? that brighter tomorrow, that stairway to the stars? oh, i just worry so much about her. what's this? hmm? this here. oh, i found that in opie's room. you give him that? what in the world is it? why, is something the matter? there was a fire out at jubal foster's today. there was? that's right, and he claims he saw opie and some other young'uns foolin' around up there. oh, andy, you don't think...? where's opie? well, he was out in the back playing a while ago. opie, you out there? yeah, paw. your aunt bee found this candle and these matches in your room. suppose you tell us about 'em. i got an explanation. that's fine. let's hear it. you know you ain't allowed outside after dark. well... w