i'm sort of a kenny isaacs or a burl grey or a ken ford to many students. and this many is with a capital m, thanks to the efforts of my friend marshall alenstein who has put together these videotapes a these dvds that spread my lectures from the classroom into the classrooms of many people. and so, it's wonderful being that role model for other teachers and students. and whatever i can do to be a burl grey to other people, to let them see that perhaps a very good foundation for, hey, what's going on in the world, certainly, is science. so let's hear it for physics. physics first, it's a wonderful way to look at the world. it makes sense out of what ordinarily might be just too cplex to understand. physics, i love it. i hope you do too. welcome to another session of beliefs and believers. we had a great class last time, looking at the religion process. and also, we just left talking about the seeker style of religion, and that's a great leaping off point for us for looking at religious experience, which is what we're going to do in this class. but first, i

the film for "50 shades of grey" has two key roles.ota johnson will play steele she had a role "the social network." >>> and charlie will play christian grey. he is on "sons of anarchr." i know the women in my family cannot wait for the film. >>> and vladimir putin is well known for his love of animals. let's start to where he visits an oceanarium. he helped feed dolphins. he pressed here for a photo op. he watched some rare female tigers being introduced into their enclosure. on a separate trip to a school in russia, he goes up to the board and draws. i'm not sure what he is making out there, but local and state media responded that putin said it is a cat from the back. that's a little strange, but i don't know. i don't know if i see it. that doesn't look like a cat from the back. i don't know about that. >>> moving on, last night was a big night for james franco and comedy central roasted him. our crack video staff found a few moments we could play for you. take a look. >> robert di nero, sean penn, julia roberts. these are just some

christian grey. >> pretend you're christian grey. >> we'll talk -- >> we missed you. >> you're goinglittle bit. ♪ i know about popular >>> we are back on this booze day tuesday with more of "today" and two young ladies that have been called late night's best kept secrets. >> nikki and sara are the hosts of mtv's "nikki and sara live." and they haven't known each other very long but you could never tell by watching them. take a look. >> the arm touch is the gesture that suggests a familiarity between the host and the star while also allowing the host to touch someone way more famous. >> ladies and gentlemen, he's perfect. >> keep going. i mean i love him. >> did you guys coordinate your outfits for tonight? >> no, actually. >> love this. love this. >> we found out we were going to be here a couple of days ago. >> oh, yeah. yeah. uh-huh. hello, ladies. >> you guys are crazy. you started about a year ago. such a good time. wasn't sure what to expect. but what did i say when i came back? >> no, she loved you guys. >> you guys are ridiculous. >> there you go. >> oh, yeah, uh-huh. >> we ma

. >>> and christian grey's "fifty shades" is one step closer to the big screen. "early today" starts right now. >> announcer: this is "early today" for tuesday, september 3rd. >>> good morning. i'm richard lui. a stark warning from bashar al assad. he says any military strike against his country would spark an uncontrollable regional war telling a french newspaper the fire is approaching. the reaction coming on the heels of a french intelligence report that agrees with the united states' conclusion syria did use chemical weapons against its own people. while syrian ally russia disagrees, turkey is joining the ranks of nations backing military action. the dire situation is making headlines across the globe with a profound human impact. the united nations confirming more than 2 million people have now fled the violence in syria. 7 million people are displaced. that's about one-third of the country's population. we have coverage from ayman moyheldin in beirut and tracie potts in washington. what's the reaction to assad's threat that just came out? >> reporter: good

tonight, paul mccartney and from "grey's anatomy," patrick dempsey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all going to go home and go to sleep. i am very tired. i was out very late last night after the emmies. they have all of these parties going on. what are you going to do? not go to them? so we did and we didn't get home until 3:00 in the morning and then i forced my wife to stay up and watch an extra long episode of "breaking bad". i tried to leave the parties a punch of times. it takes me so long to say good-bye to everyone that i have to start over and say good-bye to everyone again. we need a socially

. - grey diamond and i are going to las vegas. - whoo-hoo! they have a roller coaster on top of a hotel. ...and the second-best brunch is at lucky lucy's saloon. it's great, but you gotta get there early 'cause they run out of french toast fast. axe cop: this is the place. - ( axe cop grunts ) - whoa! ( car alarm blaring ) hello, welcome to the perfect match machine and wedding chapel. before we get started, we're gonna need you to fill out this form. i don't fill out forms, todd. gimme that! i love paperwork. one time me and my buddy filled out like 10 forms at once. - it was like, what? - now step into the machine. it will scan your brain and find your perfect match. ( chimes, booms ) ( printer clacks ) what the heck? in my 20 years of working here i've never seen anything like this. you are the ultimate man. tell me something i don't know, todd. there is literally not a single woman on this planet - good enough for axe cop. - let's get outta here, grey diamond. awesome! that gives us some time to hit the strip and try our luck on some game

but.who's starring in 50 shades of grey. may surprise you. p is saying that this bridge will open between 9:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. they are not providing more specifics. they are not going to put up with anybody that is lining up. they do not want you lining up at any of the access ramps. however, we are very close between nine-10:00 p.m. >> we had some wet weather for the bay bridge for the south-bay. here is a live look with long lines of showers that extend all the way to the santa cruz mountains. the same locations seeing this light rain with also the west- belly through cupertino, sunnyvale. some more showers falling these should continue for midnight. for tomorrow, mostly sunny skies and temperatures in the '70s. here is a your kron 4 7 day around the bay the with heavy fog for wednesday, thursday, drizzle. however, some sunshine and some off-shore wind and some much warmer temperatures. possibly closing to 100 degrees, inland. >> they're the steamy novels that had everyone talking. movie is finally cast -- but just like the sexy book. it's

>> don johnson would have been a better choice for christian grey. i would have liked to see anthony michael thomas -- bill michael thomas or an than knee -- anthony michael hall. emma watson was rumored to be the girl, but i'm glad. she is the only harry potter cast member who looks the same as she did the first movie. she has not changed. i am happy it is not -- i love her. >> i would like to see the red haired chap from harry potter in the female role jie. ron weasley? >> you do realize that don johnson's daughter is playing the female lead? >> oh that's why you said don johnson. >> what kind of movie do you want to watch you sickos. you are either perverts or you didn't read the story. >> i was wondering why he said don johnson. >> done johnson and melanie griffith's daughter. >> does president melanie griffith -- melanie griffith is the daughter of jimmy hendron. did i go to you yet? >> no, i am just sitting here. >> what do you make of the choices? >> thank you. here is the problem. this woman dakota johnson, very lovely. i'm sure she is a tale

and the billionaire playboy, christian grey. is expected to be released in august of next year. a good reason for film executives to be hopeful. "fivity shades of grey" the book sold more than 70 million copies worldwide and the author has become incredibly wealthy. they estimate he earned $95 million in the past you're! that's pretty amazing. >>> next an outfront investigation. homes being built over areas prone to sinkholes and. >>> the drill is down to about 55 feet. the geological team from geohazards inc. is looking for voids be enortheast the surface evidence of a possible sinkhole. the home ener, ed denning, noticed cracks in the walls of his home. >> this is the first thing. i noticed the paint started to buckle on this side and this side of the wall. >> and beneath the floor time -- hollow spots. and inspection done by his insurance company said it was settling cracks, not a sinkhole. not good enough for denning. he hired geohazards. >> i wasn't satisfied at all because there were sinkholes popping up everywhere and in

the "fifty shades of grey" casting met with fierce backlash from fans.portraits of famous people. one retail site in india has been selling onions at an astonishing rate. they were selling 3000 per day at five times lower than the market price. so popular was demand on thursday that the website crushed. onions are essential ingredient in indian dishes. prices have soared. social networks have been commentating on the situation with more than a hint of irony. some have described it as a luxury product that has become too expensive for the lower causes. the price hike has fueled protests as the country deals with rapidly inflating food prices. in an attempt to deal with the onion crisis, the government has announced plans to start importing onions from pakistan to satisfy demand. this is not enough, say the opposition parties. the bjp recently organized a/price sale to highlight the issue. the subject could become a major electoral issue ahead of next year's general election. two relative unknowns have been chosen to play the central couple in the upcoming

tonight, paul mccartney and from "grey's anatomy," patrick dempsey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all going to go home and go to sleep. i am very tired. i was out very late last night after the emmies. they have all of these parties going on. what are you going to do? not go to them? so we did and we didn't get home until 3:00 in the morning and then i forced my wife to stay up and watch an extra long episode of "breaking bad". i tried to leave the parties a punch of times. it takes me so long to say good-bye to everyone that i have to start over and say good-bye to everyone again. we need a socially

derek shepherd on "grey's anatomy." its 10th season premieres thursday night at 9 here on abc.empsey. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> good, thank you. it's good to see you. >> good to be seen, thank you. >> did you meet paul? >> no, i haven't seen him yet. he goes in one door and i go in the other one. >> do you think he is aware of the movie, "can't buy me love." do you credit him for launching your career? >> i think it was originally called boy rents girl. i know. it sounds like a porno film. and one of the executives, they were like we need to come up with a new title. this is not testing well. so we said can't buy me love and get the beatles song. >> and it's hard to get a beatles song. >> i was spurprised they spent the money on it. >> do you think they spent more money than you made? >> i'm sure. >> how much did you make on that movie? >> what did you do with your first check? >> i bought a porsche convertible. very practical. i still have it. >> that's great. >> i drive it all the time. >> i saw this photograph. i know you're an avid auto enthusiast and this

another one says -- as a reader of "fifty shade of grey" i had my expectations.me true on the movie. i have no idea who these poor people are. >> exactly. >> anyway. let's watch the movie and maybe the remake you will get the people you want. >> there you go. >> jon stewart is back. >> another update. >> returned from making the film "rosewater" shooting for three months. took a break from the daily show and he's back. let's listen in. >> jon is back. hey, hey. stew-beef! >> hey! >> wow. >> -- of israel! >> ha-ha. >> good times. >> good to have him back. john oliver was really good as well. a lot of people speculate he will get his own show if not on comedy central. maybe some where. he was charming as well. great to have jon stewart back on the show. >> john oliver did an amazing job. he does a great job. >> not easy to fill in. >> everybody on the show deserves their own show. they're so good. here is some stunning, stunning news for superfans of this show, hbo show, true blood. you have it. true blood, calling it a wrap. those are the two stars of the show. ye

they will star in the movie version of "fifty shades of grey."se to a lot of people. >> it really was. >>> and also ahead, one of the most admired companies headed for scandal? right at the top? google's co-founder and his wife, now separated. what's the real reason for the split? some charging a double-standard in the workplace. >>> also this morning, giant gators. it seems rather redundant. one more than -- that is a dinosaur. we have dinosaurs breaking records in mississippi right now. yeah. as long as you're here in times square. dinosaurs on "gma." >> wow. >>> and then, switching gears. this is a story that has us all talking. notes given to kids from their school reporting their body mass index. it is known as fat shaming. and it's led to dieting for preteen girls. >>> we're going to begin with that shocking case in california where a grade school principal is in custody for shooting her husband and leaving the body in a field. aditi roy shows us what her friends and family are saying about this mother of three now charged with murder. >> r

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fit to be tied, these are the two stars for "fifty shades of grey."elanie griffith will play anastasia. >> anna: some of the fans are going i'm shocked there isn't some huge name that would be casted. a lot of folks are going, who is that again? you know what? they are not going to be known about this big for long. they'll be huge stars, i imagine, from this. the movie is slated to go out in august of next year. >> brian: the sequel, best selling book of all sold 70 million copies of all time. they all go rocketing up the best seller list. >> steve: one movie goer put it this way, according to the "new york post." >> brian: one movie goer. >> steve: didn't even read "fifty shades of grey" and i'm disappointed in the cast. [ laughter ] but if you think about it, if you cast somebody that everybody is familiar with, they go, i didn't really see brad pitt as grey. >> anna: i bet this movie will be so big, these people may end up being typecast forever. >> brian: henry winkler is always the fonz. >> steve: in the beginning of these franchises, the people

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they would2pwtq grey goose insie my coffee and refer to it as a goosy.th cash, ted was also spoiling his girls. a week after his rise to Ñifame bags. that led to an ugly incident with daughter janay. >> i said why are you buying a louis vuitton when all you have to put in it is a welfare food stamp check? she threw a bucket of ice. i went for her.i] and then the lapd is there. then i was thinkinge1 all this great fortune is coming to me and now it's gone in a matter of minutes. >> no charges were filed, but it took two rounds of rehab for ted to get clean and sober. >> howxd i deprived so many peoe those qthings. how i just went into various them. how i lied to my mother just to get her to send me money. right to deserve a blessing as this. >> your mother is 95 years old. >> celebratingÑi her 95th birthy september 4th. >> hi, mommy. i love you very much.5a >> ted's emotional reunion with his mom came just days after the viral video. >> one of the things she saidi]o me was don't disappoint.r >> i love you,ñr mommy. i'm not, mom. i'm not. i'm threw with i

>> no. >> dakota johnson, anastasia steel, and christian grey.e daughter of melanie griffith, don johnson, naked for speed, 21 jump street, and the british hunan, jack taylor on fx, sons of anarchy, and by the way there is, i didn't realize this, there is three in the series, a trilogy. i guess the guys are going to go to the bank if they make three movies. congratulations to them. >> doing a whole lot of -- >> a lot of scenes when they didn't have a lot of clothing on. >> entire movie. haven't read the books. i've gotten the gist of the books and i don't think much more than sex happens in these movies. it's about soft porn the entire time. three movies of soft porn. congratulations, guys. how about this, dick van dyke makes a return to the stage for fun, malibu fair, last weekend, september 1st. took the stage with arlene van dike, his wife, and they performed, supercalifragilisticexpialidocio us. ♪ supercalifragilisticexpialidocio us ♪ -- he dances. 86 years old. you may remember he was in the news because of a near tragic car accident. it was

christian grey is charlie hunnam.he stars bring to the rol where now you can get some that are going to feel fresh and new to the readers of thebook. >> it tookhe publishing world by storm in 2012 selling more than 70 million copies as women everywhere tore through the steamy series. >> christian grey has to be profoundly irresistibly xy. >> the question of who would play the characters has been debated endlessly online. some even creating fake trailers starring their favorite actors. >> this probably wouldn't have be what i expected. to me, he looks a little too grudgey. >> so far reaction to e announcement has been mixed at best. all par for the course when it comes to a dedicated group of passionate fans. >> you saw that with twilight. initially the fans of the twilight book were not happy with robert pattinson. you'll see it shift. >> the on screen chemistry between hunnam and johnson whose biggest role so far was in the short lived fox series ben and kate. >> oh my god. >> but with it's edgey consent, a 50 shades

charlie hunnam wasn't at the top of most fans' lists for bondage-loving billionaire christian grey. he may be best known for playing jax teller in fx's "sons of anarchy." and playing shy inexperienced anastasia steele, model-actress dakota johnson. you may remember her from "the social network." and she does have famous parents, don johnson and melanie griffith. as for the pair's on-screen chemistry, anticipation can be so enticing. thank you for watching abc news. tune in to >> right now. new eastern span is open and bay bridge is back in business. 60 7 hd showing us the first cars driving across the bridge just moments after it opened at 10:15 tonight. >> traffic moving smoothly. here's the toll plaza. cal-trans gave a deadline of in later than 5:00 a.m. tomorrow morning to reopen the bridge but construction work including striping and paving was done ahead of schedule and officials open the new span early 6 and a half hours early. >> drivers see when they head across the new bay bridge. an draw shephard is on the motorcycle using technology to give us a live look at the drive acr

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"a", ""fifty shades of grey," "b", the bible. >> i would guess "fifty shades of grey." but i'm going to bo with sourcerer. >> in fact it's the bible. it's the most shoplifted book. 25 million bibles printed last year. 208 million ikea catalogs. >> that's quite interesting. >> okay. question three. >> i love this game. >> which hollywood star's middle name is tiffany? >> is it "a" scarlet johansson. "b", julia roberts. "c" richard gere. >> i'm going with scarlet johansson. >> i hope it's richard gere. >> it is richard gere. it was his mom's maiden name. >> tie breaker. >> tie breaker! >> what do 97% of people do when trying out a new pen? >> scribble with it. >> yeah. okay, what do they write? >> their name. >> correct. >> did she win? >> yes. >> bring it on, jerry. i already have one of these! but i love it. i'm going to share it with somebody else. >> come back tomorrow. we have a big show for you. lots of wine. bye. >> i'm here to help. you and i will get through this together. [applause] >> how are you folks doing? how are you

and already, some don't have a grey area about their feelings.a johnson out. >> oh. >> yeah. >> literally two days after it's out. fans have signed a petition on change.org, calling for producers to replace them with "white collar" star matt bomer in the role of christian grey. and alexis bledel. >> wouldn't it be weird if ben affleck signed that petition? after all he's been through? >> i see what you did there. wrote on twitter, thank you so much for the passion that you have for this project. you all rock. that's what she said. we might have added that on. >>> and so happy to report that jon stewart is back on the air after a long three-month hiatus for we fans of the show. he was directing a film in jordan called "rosewater." we still hope it went well for you, john. when he was gone, john oliver filled in and did a great job. >> he really did. >> he sure did. >> he's going to get his own show. >> last night, jon talked about how happy he was to be back. take a look. >> i've missed you so much. >> listen to this. listen. >> you don't know wha

>> hunger games carried over into a lot of other young adult literature. "50 shades of grey" brought leaders into bookstores. digital books have become very popular and has given them access to books they might not have had previously. so statistically speaking, the industry grew last year and by most accounts it's at least holding steady so far in this year. so long form reading appears to be alive and well. >> host: well, we're here at bookexpo america which is the publishers' annual trade show. and i'm holding in my hand here a book that, essentially, doesn't exist. buzz books 2013, this is putting two by publishers lunch. what is this? >> it's a big fat sampler. so it's free publication excerpts of 40 very interesting, highly-touted books that are coming out this fall and winter. so it's really meant to be something for readers everywhere that kind of replications the experience of what's going on here which is people are coming, they're hearing pictures about new books, they're picking out free copies of few books that aren't available to regular readers because the looks aren't

. >> wendy: although you know i'm lobbying for him to play christian grey in "fifty shades of grey."'d be perfect. >> i think he'd be perfect for everything. i think he should be president of the united states. enough with him. >> wendy: are you a native new yorker? >> yes, i am, as a matter of fact. i'm from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i'm from park slope. that's not considered brooklyn anymore. it's kind of a swiss villag now. i was there yesterday for mother's day. mother's day's a little -- i don't want to jump on the kobe bandwagon on this. but it's a weird holiday because i don't like any holiday where you get the same gifts that you get for valentine's day for the person you're sleeping with, chocolate and flowers. it's creepy. >> wendy: that is a point. >> thank you. >> wendy: and so i also heard that one of your best friends is jerry seinfeld. >> big jer. why is that good news? he's not giving me any of that money. what are you all happy about? >> wendy: i saw him out once. tell him i said hello. hello jerry. >> i will. >> wendy: your style of comedy, we love

as soon as you left for st petersburg everything in moscow became grey and cold and rainy so that's the bad news is you need to come back here so that it warms things back up kind of tricky there now here's the good news it's the good news is that remember last week we're talking about oil specifically ross next well while all in fact this is this is crazy immediately after i made that decision and invested in oil i went home and i was all happy about that and then i heard news that because the u.k. decided not to go into war in syria that the oil prices actually dropped and stabilized which is not good for news for me it's good news for syria but it's not good news for me trying to make money but despite that rosneft inexplicably gained six per cent so i was able to make some money there also i kept a little bit in on this idea that aeroflot budget carrier is going to catch on that went up one percent so overall k.t. pilbeam i have gained so now ok i went from eight thousand eight hundred twenty five added five hundred forty seven dollars to that now i'm standing at my grand total nine

hill in the early day ♪ constant chill deep inside ♪ shouting gun on they run ♪ through the endless greyre they right yes, but who's to say? ♪ for a hill men would kill why? ♪ they do not know stiffened wounds ♪ test their pride men of five ♪ still alive through the raging glow ♪ gone insane from the pain that they surely know ♪ for whom the bell tolls time marches on ♪ for whom the bell tolls ♪ ♪ take a look to the sky just before you die ♪ it's the last time he will ♪ blackened roar massive roar ♪ fills the crumbling sky shattered goal ♪ fills his soul with a ruthless cry ♪ stranger now are his eyes to this mystery ♪ he hears the silence so loud crack of dawn ♪ all is gone except the will to be ♪ now they see what will be blinded eyes to see ♪ for whom the bell tolls time marches on for whom the bell tolls. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) thank you, we will be right /// >> stephen: goo captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> september 24, 2013 from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, th

[applause] >> i am dorian grey. i am the embodiment. do you have something in your attic right now. come on gil gyllenhaal. >> it's crazy. when you get older it's like i have [bleep] in my pants. >> we got from the top to the bottom. >> to the bottom, my friend. >> but things are good otherwise. >> everything is great, yes. >> someone was asking me earlier in the audience about batman. would you do, because they're like what do you think of ben affleck. i think he will do great as batman. i'm not bothering by casting choices. >> that's good. >> yeah. [laughter] why do you think that's such a hullabaloo. >> because everybody has their ideas and they're entitled to it and it's important for everybody to express it and we live in america where that should be done and it's great opportunity for an actor and we get to play that role of super bad [bleep] and i think he's going to be super bad [bleep] in it. >> jon: as long as batman still exists in the comic books. >> yes. >> as long as they're not like oh and now ben affleck is batman in all of your comic books. [laughter] why does anyon

james making fifty shades of grey wine. it's here. it's happening. two personally blended wines.h blend. and the red has liche. >> could you say petit sirah in the breathiness? >> i love it. >> with liche. 17 areas in the book involve wine. and the author says she hopes you enjoy the romance between anastasia and christian grey. >> did you count there were 17 moments in the book? >> i did, okay. >> all right. okay. >>> finally in "pop news." an abandon ginger tabby cat turned up in texas weighing 42 pounds. so fat, he had trouble walking. they give him the name skinny. that's working to make him just that. a grueling workout routine. >> the world's happiest cat. >> underwater treadmill every day for a year. skinny is getting there. he has lost almost half of his weight. he can jump up on the couch by himself. and why he gained so much weight, a new study has concluded that fat pets eat as a coping mechanism, much in the same way that humans do. thank you. this "pop news" is brought to you by fifty shades of grey wine. >>> let's get some weather. >> can i have the rest of your egg

we know who will play the lead rolls in the best selling novel "50 shades of grey." these actors, maybe not. but by this time next year, you will. dakota johnson and charlie hunnam have been tapped to play in the movie version of "fifty shades of grey." author, e.l. james, tweeted the announcement to the world. >> this is a big deal for these two actors. >> absolutely. we are already talking about them and the movie is not coming out for another 11 months. johnson was on the short-lived comedy kate. her parents are melanie grif fith and don johnson. >> the content carries a risk for an actor? >> true. there is a double-edged sword. you have to put up with some of the racier elements of this material. it is definitely racy. >> the lead characters bond through bondage and s&m. subject matter that might make movie-goers blush. >> when you go to a movie theater and say two tickets for "fifty shades of grey." it is a little more of a public statement than reading it at home under the covers. >> with 70 million books sold, hollywood is betting fans will beat a path to the

again, they're making a movie of "fifty shades of grey." they won't have the casting right. what is your name? >> my name's elvia. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> los angeles. >> jimmy: and is this your husband? >> it is. >> jimmy: it is. what is your name? >> omar. >> jimmy: great, omar and elvia, have you acted professionally before? >> no. >> jimmy: great. so you're fresh faces. >> yes. >> jimmy: so have you read the book? >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: do you know what the book is about? >> no. >> jimmy: okay, you will be playing a guy named christian, okay? >> sounds great. >> jimmy: well, we selected a go ahead and do that. and really, give it your all. >> okay. gagging me, i would be worried i wouldn't be able to breathe. >> i'd be worried if you couldn't breathe. i don't want you to suffocate yourself. >> and how will i use -- how will i use safe words if i'm gagged? >> first of all, i would hope you would never have to use them. but if you gagged, we'll use your hand signals. he said simply. >> but i'm trussed up. how is that going

. >> so people have had their panties in a bunch about the casting for "50 shades of grey" as you know been gilbert gottfried. i'm going around you now. he read the audio book as a joke on-line. >> that's funny. >> charlie is finally speaking about the casting of "50 shades of grey" and said there was tangible chemistry between him and dakota johnson. >> when they did a screen test. >> there has to be a makeout test when doing this movie. >> you have to do a couple scenes. >> exciting, fun, weird and compelling. >> compelling. >> he implied he kind of dug it. >> do you think people will calm down after this? >> i think so. >> it should be over. >> katherine hardwick who directed the first one of the vampires and all that stuff, when she cast robert pattinson people were so upset. >> they were? >> that he would be edward. >> harry potter another example. sooner or later people wrap their heads around it. >> yeah. >> let's talk about matthew mcconaughey. >> okay. >> standing ovation for matthew mcconaughey. four words you don't hear very often. he is going to wow you in his movie "dallas

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