. >> joan crawford, mel brooks-- >> rudy vallee and groucho marx. >> groucho marx. >> and, you cannot pick up a magazine, today, without seeing the wonderful profile-- [ chuckling ] >> of, uh-- [ laughter ] >> of my next guest, whom i've known, uh-- it'll be a week, thursday. >> yeah. >> he looks-- he looks best as an indian. >> what? >> he makes the best-looking indian. >> a fine indian. and, uh, "newsweek," and, uh-- "newsweek" said, as a cover story-- it says, "the mad, mad world of mel brooks," and-- about his latest film, "young frankenstein." they said it was, uh, nuttier and funnier and more inspired than anything else done in movies today. would you welcome, please, the adorable mel brooks? [ applause ] [ music ] [ music ] [ applause ] >> come backstage! >> change. >> do you remember? brandon de wilde. >> brandon de wilde, right? >> ran over the hills after-- >> alan ladd. >> alan ladd, saying -- >> "meat with fur on it." [ laughter ] >> meat with fur on it. the monologue. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> that would appeal to your-- that would appeal to your disturbed and distorte

sam was born in 1955 and grew up in beverly hills, just down the street from groucho marx. after graduating from stanford university, sam catapults his way up in the tv business, becoming a showrunner in 1978 for the hit series "taxi," at the age of 23. >> sam was the youngest showrunner in the history of television, when he was a showrunner on "taxi." >> mark thompson is an l.a. radio host and a long-time friend of simon's. >> to describe him as highly intelligent would be to understate it in the extreme. >> sam works on "barney miller" and "cheers," before teaming up with matt groening on "the simpsons," which premieres on the fox network in 1989. >> matt groening created these characters and this family, but the universe that the simpsons exist in -- the town, the nuclear power plant, mr. burns, all of these different characters... sam simon was the driving force behind that. >> but in 1993, after four trailblazing seasons, sam decides he wants a life outside of television. before quitting, he negotiates a deal giving him continuous credit as an executive producer and a

john houseman was just caught eating at burger king wearing a groucho marx nose and mustache. [ laughter ] >> i keep driving by mcdonalds looking for john houseman. have you seen those commercials? the three-piece suit walking through the golden arches. "i eat here." [ laughter ] >> last night i mentioned something in the paper yesterday. there is a town in northern california, chico, california. [ applause ] >> you know about chico? how big of town is chico? i don't know. >> about 5,000. >> about 5,000? anyway, they passed a law in chico -- if you set off a nuclear bomb in town -- this is true -- you get six months in jail and a $500 fine. [ laughter ] >> people thought i was making that up. but it's absolutely true. if you set one off in burbank, you get a reward. [ laughter ] >> well, i have some exciting political news. john andersson will announce his candidacy in a few weeks. [ laughter ] >> he's-he's already been called the spoiler for harold stasen. [ laughter ] >> george mcgovern heard about andersson's running for president and said, "that guy is living in a dream world." [ lau

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[imitating groucho marx] i suppose i should throw myself at your feet. but instead, i think i'll throw myself at your head. that tickles! it's incredible, gloria! it changes your whole personality. what made you buy it? well, i got tired of having to wash my hair every other day, and it was on sale at kressler's. it makes you look so... well, let me put it this way. oh! now let me put it this way. and let me put it this way. listen, i hate to interrupt you, but if we don't get going, we'll miss the beginning of the picture. oh, yeah. come on, michael. gloria, i was just thinking. but, michael, it's saturday night. oh, big deal! saturday night. gloria, it's only lonely, unfulfilled people who have to go out just because it's saturday night. when two people love each other, any night of the week can be saturday night. but, michael, i've been cooped up at the store all day long, and i've really been looking forward to going out tonight. we really ought to be going. uh, ma, just a second. excuse me, please. gloria... think about it. well-- and you know what

. >> the eyebrows, they were, you know, i believe they were on loan from the groucho marx estate. [ laughter ] two chipmunks had climbed up on his forehead and quietly died. [ laughter ] one day, during lunch, i'm pretty sure i heard one of them bark. it was scary.ladies and gentlemen. and, look, and he -- look, i'm so happy for the success of the show.t helps america to learn more about the kardashian's is all right with me. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: an's what it's all about, right? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love it. >> they're all in it. you know, khloe, kourtney, kim, hemp. [ laughter ] yes. shemp. the little known shemp kardashian. >> jimmy: i never liked -- i never liked that kardashian. >> and kanye west is ranting about me on twitter. in 3, 2, 1.serve it. but you guys have to watch this. it's phenomenal. and you are great in everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but you were just great in thifantastic. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: please check it out. "the people versus o.j. simpson: american crime story" airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on fx. [ cheers a

: i was going to say the local lady will call and say how that cat out west looks like groucho groucho marx and that one here looks like salvador daly. 6% cut is all i need. look at my storm pins this evening. that was our winner last night. >> julie: i like that one. >> tom: you've got just before sunrise and just after. good stuff on storm pins. thank you so much for checking in today on a calm day with no storms. it's a good way to use storm pins. download it right now in your app store. you can see all the beautiful pictures that folks have sent in on this great, great day. it's been kind of weird, though, hasn't it, with all the wind and cold air? we only hit a daytime high today of 65 in sanford. same thing in orlando. 63 in leesburg to the villages to ocala. 62 in gainesville. 63 in palm coast. right now, we've tumbled off the high by 1 degree. we're at 64 in orlando, 63 from ocala to the villages to 65 in daytona beach. 12-hour temperature change, wow, how much colder are we right now than we were yesterday? 12 degrees colder in leesburg and 6 degrees colder in orlando and 16 degree

sam was born in 1955 and grew up in beverly hills, just down the street from groucho marx. after graduating from stanford university, sam catapults his way up in the tv business, becoming a showrunner in 1978 for the hit series "taxi," at the age of 23. >> sam was the youngest showrunner in the history of television, when he was a showrunner on "taxi." >> mark thompson is an l.a. radio host and a long-time friend of simon's. >> to describe him as highly intelligent would be to understate it in the extreme. >> sam works on "barney miller" and "cheers," before teaming up with matt groening on "the simpsons," which premieres on the fox network in 1989. >> matt groening created these characters and this family, but the universe that the simpsons exist in -- the town, the nuclear power plant, mr. burns, all of these different characters... sam simon was the driving force behind that. >> but in 1993, after four trailblazing seasons, sam decides he wants a life outside of television. before quitting, he negotiates a deal giving him continuous credit as an executive producer and a

. >> uh, groucho marx was there. >> that's right. rudy vallee. >> rudy vallee. >> and you. >> yes. and me. and i s-- i think i stood on your desk, and i did tony bennett. >> that's right. >> i did a lotta crazy things. >> yes. >> but you know why-- it's hard to do this show. i mean, susan, i'm sure-- because-- >> well, when susan does it, she'll find out. >> ostensibly-- [ laughter ] ostensibly-ostensibly, you're just chatting, you know what i mean? you're just chatting, and you're talking, and then-- and then you realize, somewhere in the middle of your heart, 10 million people are watching-- [ laughter ] are watching. they're watching you. you're not alone. you're not in a living room, with two jews. [ laughter ] there's a lotta people, here. i think i got this right, didn't i? [ laughter ] >> leave it like this, for now. >> you know, bob rosefsky's here, tonight, and i'll bet he's thrilled about that. [ laughter ] 'cause he has a book out, called "the money book." >> oh. >> bob has been with us, before, know what that is? that's a bad factory second of a dumbbell that didn't tur