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(grunts) okay. (vehicle approaching) (grunts) we're gonna be okay. hey! hey! you just gotta listen to my voice. we're gonna get you guys out of this. okay. (exhales) anything? nothing. (both exhale sharply) (grunts) this is gonna be a bumpy ride. okay. just hold tight, buddy. okay. (wheels clacking) (grunting) (monitor beeping steadily) i think i got 'em all. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why i gave up composting. and the presence of maggots in the wound means what, dr. lin? that the patient delayed seeking treatment. that the patient's leg is severely infected. (object clacks) that the patient has a very high pain threshold. basically, your friend is a superhero. i mean, this guy is insane, right? there's a bunch of metal artifact fromld wounds in here. shrapnel, probably. (clinks) is--is that a bullet? yeah. (monitor beeps) (tape ripples) they fixed y up good, jack. (strained voice) yeah. and got blood all over your blanket. so you might want to reserve judgment. you hanging in okay, sweetness? yep. i'm doing good. joel. yeah. he didn't get the lockbox.

i'm going to call you dinosaur soldier. ( grunts ) move! - ( grunts ) - no no, whoa, no no! no! uni-baby! i did it. i killed everyone on the bad guy list. ( crying ) uni-baby, you're alive. uh-oh, where's her horn? oh man. anita's gonna kill me. axe cop, you gotta help me look for uni-baba's horn. no time, dinosaur soldier. we need to see if this thing can do stunts. look, roundhouse. i wish to be a bad guy. flute coco uni-baby, how was your day together-- oh my gosh. where's her horn?! uh, where's her horn? it was just her baby horn and it fell out. that must mean her adult horn is coming in, huh? or the truth is... axe cop threw her at a giant robot i looked for the horn, and i just couldn't find it. look, you're a father now. and i can't always be worried if or what you're going to come home as. you noticed that, huh? i can't do this anymore, dinosaur soldier. you don't have to. we killed all the bad guys. it's over. we start our new jobs in the morning. a whole new life starts tomorrow. all right, here you go. two bananas. ( growls ) yo, dudes. who's hungry for apples, becau

(clon grunts) the exercise will do you good. settle your dinner, which sounds like it didn't agree with you. - clon not want to talk to stranger. light crawl on ground. - huh? oh, no that's just a-- yeah, shh. - what mean "shh"? - shh, means don't tell anybody our little secret. - clon not tell anybody. - where the sun goes at night. - ball of fire go into little stick? - clon, we could use you at caltech. listen, i like you, and i'm going to do something big for you. - something big? - yeah. i'm gonna give you a piece of the sun for your very own. open your hands. - clon have piece of sun for very own. - you feel the heat? - not feel heat. - [mac] oh? maybe you're the wrong fella to carry it, you'd better give it back. - no, no, no! clon feel heat now. burn hands. - good, good, i'll tell you what to do, you take it back to your cave, put it away in a safe place. - light went away! - really? oh, well it's your own fault, you let it escape. oh, there it is. - [clon] clon catch. - there it is over there. over on that other one. th

[door kicked open] - [grunt] - i always knew you was an idiot, lewis. [grunting] hey, you. nice piece. who the hell you supposed to be, some kinda badass? - not really. i have what's called an axis ii personality disorder. - what's that supposed to mean? - it means when i kill you and your friends, i'm not really gonna feel anything. - [scoffs] oh! you gonna kill me? you weight what, hundred pounds? - 9mm round weighs about a quarter of an ounce. it gets the job done. - but your gun's a .45, little girl. - i was talking [gun clicks, gunshots] [sighs] lewis, go. if you tell anybody about me... i will find you. [wincing] - shaw is one of our best. trained her myself. you're not gonna find her until she wants to be found. - we need to know her game plan. is shaw going to look into the aquino situation, or simply come after us she's a multitasker. it's why we hired her. - we need to track down cole's contact in the cia. - i'm already on it. her name is veronica sinclair. - what did you find, partner? [keypad tones] [line trilling] - hello? - hello, veronica. i wanna talk to you

(grunting) (laughing) - me too. (laughing) (laughing) (audience laughing) - when boss laugh, all people in village laugh. (laughing) - sure. (laughing) yeah. (laughing) (rolling band music) (bouncy band music) - well hector, as the old saying goes, "all's well that ends well." - [hector] yeah. - hey, that's not an old saying. this is 1,000,000 years ago. that's the first time that's ever been said. - we could think up a lot of original sayings, like, "east is east and west is west" or "a rolling stone gathers no moss." or hey, "it's a small world, isn't it?" - while you're thinking up those original ideas, i'll blow out the torch so we can get some sleep. - "a bird in the hand's worth two in the bush." (laughing) (audience laughing) (alarm blaring) - hector, why did you set this trap again? you, you... (happy band music) it's about time, it's about space.hello. i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister e

(continues grunting) uhh, it hurts really bad! okay, buddy. try not to move your hand, seth, while we pull, okay? (whispers) okay. okay? on three? one, two... -- captions by vitac -- (seth grunting and panting) joel. alex. zach, this is seth rollins. he got his hand stuck in-- i see that. in a condom machine. (strained voice) and i'm in agony. trto be calm. weren't you two off work tonight? yeah. aah! okay, hang in there, set okay, we're gonna get you some painkillers, seth. (groans) seth, i'm dr. miller. yeah, nice to meet you. you, too. okay. you got that machine? on three... yes, i have. (joel and zach) one, two, three! (grunts) ma'am, if you can wait in the waiting room,please? that'd be great. thanks. zach, you remember sonja, right? seth, he's-- she's with me. hi... again. all right, well, let's get him on i.v. when was your last tetanus shot? i don't know. okay, let's give him .5 ccs i.m. and let's page ortho. there's no need. i'm right here. seth, just hang in there, okay? (panting) all right, who's on call tonight? maggie. not charlie

( grunts ) paper-cut secret attack! book-eclipse secret attack! no, please! not the night creatures. - no! - ( snarling ) no-- ahhh. ( screams ) ( moans ) ha. i don't need t t book. i've memorized the whole thing. i have it all in my head. you do now. ha! i still have one life left. good, because i have one more secret attack. ow! - ( cracking ) - ( moans ) you were the king of london, england. now you're the king of dying. the "secret attack almanac" has been passed down through my family for generations. it's how i learned all my secret attacks, including the poison-cake secret attack. - ( thuds ) - ( groaning ) uh, axe cop, why did you just poison all the guests? because they were bad guys. well, why would you invite bad guys to your party? so i could kill them. clearly. oh, good. and uh, how did you know i wasn't gonna eat the cake? - ( popping ) - oh look, fireworks! happy fourth of july, bad guys! ( groaning ) the fireworks on the fourth of every single july. ( theme music playing ) [cougm, cough] mike? janet? cough if you can hear me. don't even think

(tires screeching) (grunts) (grunting) (grunting) (grunting) (grunting) huh? ay, caramba!en't ridden a bike since lance armstrong was a good guy. geez, lis, you're riding the girliest bike in the world. ooh, i stand corrected. (hums) hey, dipwad, bikes only. i need to pay my water bill. not on motorized transport, you don't. what you need to get is out of our way. yeah, bikes win again! (train toots) trains win again! when will you people give up your dependence on handlebars? quite a schwinn-dig, eh? shut up, biking flanders. (bicycle bell dings) chief, no, don't go in the doughnut shop!

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[grunts] - [grunts] - [grunts] - oh, luis, i'm coming for you. you're gonna lose this week. - let's do what we have to do. - chi-town love. - chi-town love. - peace. [dramatic music] - the fact that our whole team is relying on roberto to win the weigh-in for us, you know, puts even more pressure, because him going against luis is gonna be tough. so we all need to really pull our own so that we're not below that line. - okay, everyone, this season has been all about getting you ready for life back at home. come on in, boys. [cheers and applause] - walking into the weigh room doors today, i'm not only exhausted, i'm nervous now. this has been the toughest week since we started. - how was home? - it was awesome. going to chicago, yeah, i was excited to go see my family, but it's a business trip. i've been working hard, but i hope i did enough to edge berto out. - well, before we put luis and roberto up on the scale, we'd like to see how the rest of you did. tonight there is a red line. - a red line is so intense because there's no conversation, the

(grunting) police. police. police. police. get on the ground, right now. now! get back against e wall, back up. right now. (woman whimpering) (woman screams) (grunts) cover me. yeah, i got you. police! (man grunts, woman screams) police! eddie! jamie (muffled): police, nobody move! get down, get down on the ground. eddie? danny, what do you got? drop the gun. drop the gun. on the ground, right now. get down on the ground. jamie: eddie! (whimpering) he show me your hands, show me your hands. get down on the ground. (grunts) hands behind your back. back up against the wall. back up against the wall. (sobbing) they tried to kidnap me. we're gonna help you. stay put. no, they raped me. i said stay y ck. don't even think about it. eddie. hands off the gun. now. now. (grunts) this is the ringleader-- game's over, kucka. hands behind your head. now! (crying) janko: ana? good work. ("wedding march" plays) um... for indulging me. i've known sarah since she was six years old and i couldn't be happier-- or more proud of her-- than i am right now. david. you're a lucky guy

(bart grunting) i'm a creative but undisciplined builder! (homer grunts, comic book guy groans) (anxious whimpering) (magical whirring) good-bye, homie. your squishy meat family is lucky to have a good man like you. oh, baby, no matter what the reality, you're the best thing in it. hmm. that was a little weird, right? (laughs) a little bit. (whirring) (yelling) lisa: dad, wake up. wake up. are you okay? oh, i had this crazy dream where i was in a worldmade of lego bricks and learned important lessons about parenting. mmm, isn't that kind of the plot of the...? no. no, it's not. it's a new plot. honey, what are you doing here? i thought you were going to your movie. i changed my mind. i knew how much this meant to you. no, no, go to the movie with your friends. if there's one thing i've learned, it's that i can't stop you from growing up. i love you, dad. thayson, joshuel, don't make me pick between you two on the night before i reenter the struggle dome again. we'll never stop loving you, even if you string us along forever. forever. forever

(reid grunts, woman screams) (grunting) move! (reid grunts) you taking a trip, angelo? huh? was i jaywalking again, officer? making jokes now, huh? i ain't kill no lady cop. lady cop? who said anything about a lady cop, tough guy? i got ears. you got nothing on me. i got an eyewitness saw you walking out of that park last night. (gasping) let me tell you something, buddy. you're gonna burn in hell for this one. it's okay; take your time, mrs. caruso. exactly how old is this witness? danny: you see anyone you recognize, where you recognize him from, okay? caruso: i... i-i think it might be... ...number three? number three. are you certain, ma'am? well, he looks different from his picture, but i'm pretty sure that's him. there you have it. number three. all right. clear out the lineup, please, and escort mrs. caruso over to sergeant gormley's office for me, all right? thank you. thank you. good job. thanks. that's your eyewitness? what? she picked the right guy. "i'm pretty sure that's him"? if i put her on the stand, reid's attorney is going to eat her for lunch. well, i'm su

[grunting] oh. i think we have found him. [woman shrieks] oh. your-- your majesty. uh, what are you doing, sir? this man steal royal whale teeth. pineapple no can eat. [hiss] this progress? flowers no can smell. that progress? master, i do not think he likes civilization. why do we not send him back? he's gonna love civilization. hide plant from sun. that progress? oh! oh, your majesty. if-- just a moment, sir. do you intend to pay for the damages? no, i'm afraid not. or do i call the police? [gasps] how much? how much? pay him, will you? yeah. uh-- uh, your majesty... look. gods are angry, make rain fall up. [stuttering] must make rain dance. oh. well, that won't be-- where rain dancers? oh, well, they don't work on sundays. it's a strong union. [kamehameha singing in hawaiian] pardon me, sir. what are you doing? must make gods happy. make rain dance. come. who--? me? takes three to make rain dance. come! well, it takes two to tango. come! what are we gonna do? we're gonna do a little rain dance. roger: i've never done the rain dance before. i've never done any kin

(tires screeching) (grunts) (grunting) (snoring) (groans) (humming) (humming) well, if ain't my next-doormany times i got to tell you not to throw your trash in my dumpster? oh, come on, szyslak. i got to make space in the store for my new side business-- a tanning salon that secretly has cameras in the beds, which feeds into my web site, www.tancams.com. that is registered. yeah, sounds great. maybe then you could afford to rent your own dumpster. i like my current deal. free. of. charge. (grunting) i'll eat your hair! you call that a testicle kick? (tires screech)

(grunts) get off of her! get off of her! (grunts) quit it! kidnapper 2: get in. get in! sue and jess: (squeals and cries) (engine rumbles, tires screech) what's going on? where you been? i was, ah, working on the basement, lost track of time. basement, huh? heard you forgot burp cloth this morning. (chuckles) never really bonded until you've been puked on. (hot call siren beeps) better move. (siren beeps) winnie: eye-witness, 911, a woman in her forties, and a teen-aged girl were dragged io a late model blue van at gunpoint at bathurst and harbord. we got a tag? yeah, partial: starts alpha-zulu. ends in zero, metro's on the look-out. okay, let's put out an amber alert. have metro use unmarked cars. follow but do not approach. guys you're with me. let's move it. sue: (hyperventilates) kidnapper 1: get them taped up. now her mouth. oh, please! no, please! do it! okay, okay. you don't have to dohis. you know, i can get you money- kidnapper 2: quiet! kidnapper 1: shut her up! okay, okay. she's just a kid! let her go! jess and kidnapper 2: (stumbling grunts) what is going on?

(all grunt) (zach) let's package him and get moving. let's go! (grunts) (jackson) there you go. (rail clicks) (rail clicks) okay, let's make room for this in here. (clatters) (zach) hop aboard, lin. okay, good. here we go. (alex) look out. go, go, go! what can i do? call the police! (wheels clacking) i can see the chest rise. (jackson) i'm on the airway. ready to get t next breath. (zach) all right, i got the door. careful around this corner. good work, lin. stay on him. stay on him! his ribs are starting to go. that's all right. keep going. break 'em all if you have to, lin. cycle. okay, vent him. (air whooshes) (whispers) come on. (elevator bell dings) why don't you tell me what you want me to say so i can stop guessing-- out! get back. (man) come on, let's go. here, here, here, here. it's almost three cycles. (beeps) here, cycle her off, jackson. here we go. charging to 250. changing in three... (jackson and maggie) two... one... (beeps) now! (paddles tnk) (beeps, defibrillator whines) (zach) charging to 200. (maggie) got it? come on, come on, come on. i got it. and... (beeps

(grunting) mike! ah, she bit me! she bit you? (grunts) listen to me. if you ever try and bite me, th will be the last solid food you ever eat, you understand? mike! yo! they're takin' me away, mike! (footsteps approaching) (door opens) ada reagan to see you, sir. well. let's have her. erin, he's all yours. pleasant surprise. well, not for long. want some coffee? this meeting never happened. well, as far as i can tell, you're just a dutiful daughter checking in on her dear ol' dad. heard in the halls that you have five detectives who are having remarkable success at getting statements, tips and confessions through interrogations. can't argue with success. actually, the da can. he's likened these detectives to baseball players batting .700. the da is considering launching an investigation. the nypd has an arm for that. so does the da's office. guess who wins? and i can't call him on it, can i? we would both be compromised. because danny's on the list. paired with your choice of unlimited soup or salad starting ajust $6.99 think of it as a quesadilla that

[guttural grunts] huh? just a minute. y-you, uh-- you say sam's escaped? you think he's on his way over here. well, w-why? huh-- a mother what? oh. oh, yeah. yes, sir. of course we'll keep our eyes open for him. right, sir. yeah. hey, uh, dr. bellows is on his way over here. don't let him get me. i wanna stay here with you. now, wait a minute here. eh, would you get off, huh? i don't wanna go back in that cage. you know, look-- get off, will you? nobody's gonna put you back in a cage. what's the matter with you, sam? sam. that's sam. i know it's sam. sam? it can't be sam. yeah-heh. uh, yes, it can be. jeannie. jeannie! why would jeannie do a thing like that? why does she do anything? jeannie! don't let 'em take me. he treated me like a monkey. yeah, but, sam, you are a monkey. hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. who are you calling a monkey? uh, sam, i'm sorry about this, but you're just gonna have to become a chimpanzee again. you wanna be a chimpanzee? be a chimpanzee. i'm staying a man. eh, sam. this whole thing is a mistake. uh, uh, uh, uh-- so you see, a friend of m

(grunting and shouting) man: one. (shouting) two. (shouting) (grunts) (shouting) one... two... (grunting) excuse me? sansei? little help here? yeah, if you guys want to enroll, just take a seat, i'll be with you in, like, ten minutes or so when class is done. not that kind of help. this little girl-- is she a student here in your class? lottie holden. what can you tell us about her? i don't know. she's a sweet girl. hmm. when was the last time you saw her? two nights ago... in cla. look, is everything okay? mm, the man in the picture with her-- is that her dad? not the way i remember him. that guy looks too tall. and her dad's got curly hair. her parents still together? yeah. yeah, lottie talks about them all the time. we need to contact them. all right, well, they run a travel agency. 13th and, um, walter. holden euro travel. thanks. man: one... (bells tolling) man: and my wife-- you know, she has no interest in, um, marital relations? so, i'm just tempted as tempted could be with this, uh, coworker. you know, and why not? if your wife gave up beer, does that mean you have to

(struggling grunts) it's-it's okay. i've got you. (overlapping chatter and shouting) wordy: warren, it's okay. it's ok. this way - don't look at her, look at me. look at me. warren: (sobbing) no. it's okay, buddy. it's okay. warren: (sobbing) no. winnie. how's detective patterson? stable, pulling through. that's great news. spike: what i hear, pedal-to-the-metal was practically flawless. big night. 31 arrests, 114 charges laid. sam: not so good. you guys got a sec? locker room? yeah. yeah. so, um... (chuckles nervously) what tonight was about was, uh... i have parkinson's. whoa. wordy: (exhales and chuckles) oh man, i'm gladhat's done. ighs, relieved) so, uh, what does that mean? it means that sooner or later, short of major medical breakthroughs in the next little while - which could happen and i'm sorry. i, i... i wanted to tell you guys something, but... (exhales heavily) i was scared, you know? saying it makes it real and... i wanted to be, you know... (breathing shakily) perfect for you guys, thway you're perfect for me. greg: j

[sighing] [grunting] imagine that! [grunts] the nerve of that editor. guys like him ought to be shot. i'm never gonna read his paper again. ed, what are you doing? look at that paper on the floor. read that editorial. humph.

(panting) (lukas grunts) good. good work. what are you so antsy about? i'm not antsy. if anybody's on the hook here, it's me. (chuckles): i'm t as dumb as i look, frank. you don't look dumb, you look antsy. if somebody you worked for rare took your advice, you'd be wondering, too. wondering what? what he was up to. why would i be up to anything? you said it was a win-win: your problem goes away, my problem goes away. they're ready. (garrett sighs) she have everything? everything we have. you're equivocating. everything that we know of. and we're agreed on the terms? yes. the first question and full response has to make the cut, or the entire interview is off the record. (sighs): okay, then. i can't control how she'll shape the narrative. that's the risk we're taking. you're taking. we're taking. i'm doing this upon your advice and counsel. (sighs): garrett... look, i'm taking your advice because it's damn good advice. or not. thanks for coming. wouldn't have missed it. you ready for th? (clears throat) well, i think that's what i should be asking you. then yes. man: so

[sighing] [grunting] imagine that! [grunts] the nerve of that editor. guys like him ought to be shot. i'm never gonna read his paper again. ed, what are you doing? look at that paper on the floor. read that editorial. humph. no place for equine in today's world." hear what he called me? [chuckles] equine, uh, is just another name for horse. well, i have another name for that editor. jerk. don't get upset. the man is just trying to make a sociological point. yeah. some nerve. saying horses are useless. ed. it's vicious propaganda. a smear campaign. ed. i demand equal time. ed, the man is just stating a few facts. let's face it. th-the cars replaced the horse in the city. tractors replaced 'em in the country. no matter where you look, the horse is being replaced. yeah? and what does matt dillon ride on? a gopher? y-you're being a little too sensitive. come. well, sensitive. ed, just look at your room! aren't you ashamed of yourself? you just calm down. how about some lunch? no way. i feel if i ate now, i'll get an ulcer. come on. eat some hay. i'm not eat

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(grunts) ed: it's okay, just stay with me. clark: (groaning) i'm here. ed: call donna, tell her clark's at city hall. track his phone. i'm coming to get you, stay with . spike: boss, you copy that? yeah, i did, spike. boss, there was a false back on his office bookshelf. what was he hiding? sam: some pretty disturbing books. "embracing sadism." "the courage to dominate." he's got a private dvd collection, plain covers. jules: hey, guys, i think i found another target. he's hit communications, big government, petty politics. but his biggest grudge to date is education. listen to this. bomber: substitute "institution of higher learning" for "institution of conforming and crushing." crush you where it began in that lab. i will be watching you. parker: his old workplace, where his grudge began. we need to find that lab. (siren wails, horn blasts, tires squeal) clark, let me ask you, do you feel any pain? clark: (groaning)eah, my side... it hurts. legs... legs are killing. ed: pain's good, buddy. it means your spine's okay. (honking) now, clark, i know this h

(grunts) d'oh! (grunts) (all scream) oh, my god, morty, what did you do?illed the simpsons, morty! oh, my god, no! no, i-i-i-i didn't mean to! oh, no, no! this is horrible! i killed the simpsons! god, look at the baby one! oh, my god, morty! you killed the entire simpsons, morty! they're a beloved (belches) family, morty! they're-they're-they're-they're a national treasure. and you killed them. i-i-i-i'm just a kid! i'm just a kid! i don't want to go to jail! relax, morty, calm down. we'll take care of it. okay, i want you to take that vial of simpsons' goo and this picture to this address. they'll make us new simpsons-- you understand me, morty? me?! w-w-what are you gonna do? morty, i got to clean this place up before somebody comes snooping around. you know how many characters there are in the simpsons, morty? there's, like, a billion (belches): chara... characters. they did an episode where george bush was their neighbor. all right, can't argue with that. (spits) (speaking in native tongue)

[ groans, grunts ] [ sighs ] you sleep okay? i slept okay. where you going? olivia: to work. hey, what's going on with your friend?

[grunting] i'm gonna take a shortcut. and she'll get lost. [laughter] oh, here she comes-- okay. - door! - door opening. - hmm. [sighing] - getting ready for my surprise. - now, which way to lazy grove? [laughter] oh, the treehouse is that way. - okay, a little bit more to the right. a little bit more acceleration. ugh-- this isn't working. - and to the right and-- - yeah, it's free! okay, guys-- i got it flyin'. - okay. - working, working. but, keep working on that sound! - we are working on the sound. - wait. this isn't the right direction. [gasping] and the skycam is missing. - oh, there he is, and he's blindfolded. [laughter] that's perfect. with the voice changer 6000, i'll fool sportacus into taking a bite of this sugar apple. naw-naw-naw-naw-naw-- stephanie voice. [growling] [chuckling] - ah! wrong voice. no-no-no-no. - stephanie? were the mayor. - we sound alike-- it's a family thing. i brought you an apple, and i want you to eat it. - now! - okay. - you'll see. [laughter] it worked! now, you know-- sugar meltdown surprise! anywhere.

(grunting) there. ah. it should be all set. oh, come on, now, ed. you can't possibly get hurt. all i do is attach this hook, see, to the ring back here on the back of your harness. then i press the lever on the motor, it pulls the cable, and the cable raises you a few feet off the ground. mister ed: i don't hear a word you say. oh. this cable is strong enough to hold two horses. then get the other one. this one is going to mexico. ed! adios, amigo. ed, you can't get hurt. it's simple. you simply attach it in the back like that, and that's all there is to it. nothing can happen. carol: wilbur. i'm in my office, honey. come in. i want to show you something. whoa. wait, wait. ed, what are you doing? ed, hold on to that lever! what would you like for breakfast? two eggs over easy, and get me down. wilbur. you come down from there this minute. what? what are you doing up there? well, i was trying the levitation trick on ed, and then something went wrong. wilbur, come down from there before you get hurt. honey, would you push that lever over there, please? (grunt) oh, wilbur, i can't

(grunts) by the time you finish talking, we're gonna be opening this damn capsule. right. give me something. i brought a picture of my dad. he's still at large... (voice breaks): in my heart! i brought my lucky rabbit's foot. i can have good luck without it. (gasps) ow! wish we could put this moment in the time capsule. consider it done.

(grunting) come on. may i? where you going? come here. (grunts) you arresting me? what did i do? shut up and get your hands in front. i didn't do anything. is that why you jumped out a window, huh? is that why your car was at the scene of a rape last night? rape?! i didn't rape anybody. i was at the yankee game last night. we have over 15,000 activities that you can book on our app to make sure your little animal, enjoys her first trip to the kingdom. expedia, technology connecting you to whamatters. choose it, sear it, roast it, roast it, slice it. new, hand-carved roasted sirloin. perfectly paired, perfectly served... and starting at just $10.99?! it's dinner time at outback. just s, show me cars with only one owner find the cars you want, avoid the ones you don't plus you get a free carfax report with every listing it's perfect. start your used car search at carfax.com (toilet flush) if you need an opioid to manage your chronic pain, you may be sooo constipated it feels like everyone can go ...except you. tried many things? still struggling to find relief? you may have opioid-

(grunts) got you with that one! come on, let's keep this rally going, huh? ooh! (wilbur laughing heartily) ah, darn you, ed! winnie, you'll never believe what's going on in that barn. wilbur and that horse are... (stammering) they, they... uh... yes, colonel? what about wilbur and the horse? (stammering) well, they... where'd you put my building blocks? you are without shoes again. i will go fetch your slippers. no, no, no, please. don't bother. don't bother. it's no bother at all, master. i don't like being fussed over-- when i'm working, i don't like being fussed over. but, master, i do not-- please don't call me "master." it makes me feel like a fat old caliph. oh, thou art neither old nor fat. thou art most handsome. am i? mmm. what did i do with that glue? oh, i'll get it. hey, hey, hey! now, be careful. do i not know it.

come on. ( grunting ) now, now, now. now, larry, i want you to run out and pick up the flowers paper napkins and plates. cinderella, cinderella, all i hear is cinderella. well, i understand janet's parents can't come out for the wedding. yeah, janet and phil are going to fly back and see them afterwards. who's going to give the bride away? i am. you? then who's going to be the flower girl? i was just kidding. wait a minute. hmm? who's going to talk to janet about... what every young bride should know? mr. furley, i wouldn't worry... where is janet? in her bedroom. excuse me. come in! oh, hi, mr. furley. hello, janet. janet, i think it's time that you and i had a little talk. okay. what about? well, about men and women. what goes on between them... when they're married. oh, mr. furley... now, come on, no questions. i'm going to cover everything. now, janet, we are living in the eighties so i think we can be perfectly frank. to begin with, men have certain needs. so do women. of course they do, mr. furley. women are every

(tires screeching) (grunts) (screams) (door slams) (laughs) (whistle blows, crowd cheers on tv) (retches) (laughs) (groaning, grunting) (bart laughs) well, it wasn't easy, but we managed to watch every "testicle fail" video on the internet. now to leave a great comment. lol. that's gotta hurt. oh... i guess there's nothing left to do but go outside and play. wait-- a sponsored link.

he wanted to do the grunt work and answering the phones, and knocking on doors. greg: rosanna, they have college kids to do this. this a complex machine, the city of new york. all right, if you agree or disagree, let us know. via facebook. rosanna: yes. greg: we are going to find out where he's staying. rosanna: maybe one more. mike, what'd you think? greg: we have to remind people valentine's day is coming up, february 14th is sunday. rosanna: you better know what day it is. greg: we have sunday is a high pressure day. rosanna: do you have a valentine? rosanna: really, interest. greg: interesting, what? rosanna, i'm damned if i don't. it is all about the women, pleasing the women on valentine's day generally speaking. rods roz usually the guys get something out of it too. [laughter] rosanna: don't you? greg: well, mike woods, what's up. rosanna: by the way, we have a match maker coming up. do you want to get in the mix? mike: i'm okay right now. rosanna: whatever happened to you guys over the weekend, ines is good now. they were hanging out and now not hanging o

(grunts) guys, there's a door at the end of the walkway over the cooling room. it must be defective 'cause it's closing slower than the others. (alarm continues blaring) over there, the door! (grunts) cabe! cabe! hurry. cabe! cabe! it's not gonna hold! go now! cabe, it's not gonna... go! go! there's got to be an override here somewhere. ah, damn it! calculate fast, walter! how much time to get me out of here? you hold on tight. i'm gonna figure this out. (classical music) (rock music) the steakhouse thickburger. onion strings, blue cheese and a1 sauce on a burger. when things look the bleakest, heroes find a way. one way or another... something's wrong. i'm gonna getcha getcha, getcha, getcha... oh, my god. one way i'm gonna getcha, i'll getcha... i knew you'd save the day. (laughs) one way. what's going on? walter's safe. cabe's trapped in there. (alarm blaring in distance) thanks to you. hey, how about you settle down? oh, that's cute. the tell-it-like-it-is shrink making up for his pal's mistake. all right, i got it-- layout of the entire power plant. there's

[ grunting ] you might as well do the whole alphabet. "my gal al," bal, cal, dal? "my gal gal"! yeah, right. wait. how about -- i heard this police report on tv -- shut up. you're bothering us. "my gal sal"! right. "my gal sal"! look, there's this police report -- there's no such song, bookman. if you keep on interrupting, i'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich. if you want to play, play, but otherwise get out. [ all talking ] okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. you. people? living person. seven words. sounds like... sounds like...lizard! longer. longer. uh, uh, wizard! wizard. no. gizzard? george gizzard? chicken george? thelma: four words? four words. sounds like...kiss! kiss. kiss? kiss? longer. uh, kissing. hissing. first two words. picture. picture. oh, our mama! our mama is kissing a lizard! our mama is missing in the blizzard! right. let's dance across the floor let's do it, let's dance kim, you can't go to sleep. come on. now, listen, we're all gonna clap and sing so loud, they're gonna hear us on michigan avenue. and if the police don't find us, motown records will. come on no

(grunts) (grunts) oh, ed. oh, you're just going to take it easy for the next few days. eating, sleeping, and having a ball. (chuckles) carol? carol? what is it, honey? my hunting days are over. wilbur, do you mean that? roger and i have thrown our guns away. well, i threw them in the deepest part of the lake. what is that animal doing on its feet? wilbur, i... i don't understand. i just saw him. he was lying down. there was blood all... what happened? roger, when you witness a miracle, you're late for work. you grab your 10-gallon jug of coffee, and back out of the garage. right into your wife's car. with your wife watching. she forgives you... eventually. your insurance company, not so much. they say you only have their basic policy. don't basic policies cover basic accidents? of course, they say... as long as you pay extra for it. with a liberty mutual base policy, new car replacement comes standard. liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. learn more by calling at liberty mutual, every policy is personal, with coverage and deductibles, custom

(grunts in frustration) hey, what's going on? ed: ah! uh... come on, ed. addison didn't mean what he said. if my mother heard him calling me those names, she'd wash his mouth with saddle soap. i know how you feel, ed. i sure felt like telling him off. why, if you proved you could talk, he'd never call you a plug. so what? so he'd call me a talking plug. calm down, ed. (grunts) it's not good for your blood pressure. i hope that horse of his loses every race. oh, let's not take it out on lady linda. she's a... ed? pretty nice-looking filly, don't you think? (chuckles) ah! just another pretty face. oh, come on, now, ed. i saw you giving her the once-over. she's okay for a fling, but not the kind you want to settle down with. (wilbur laughs) carol: honey. -guess what? -what? roger has invited us to watch lady linda work out at the track tomorrow. ah, that's fine. what time do we have to be there? 5:00. -a.m.? -mmm-hmm. i wouldn't get up at 5:00 to watch a horse run if the jockey was lady godiva. you know, kay, i've never been to the race track at 5:00 in the m

sam and jules: (grunts of effort) 6:54 p.m., subject secure. good work, team one. team three, status? donna: flawless team three take down in the lobby. cavell is in custody, drug squad is very happy to have their evidence. that's good work, donna. donna: miracle of modern technology. i spotted cavell, called him on his cellular, distracted him with my undercover skank voice, and, uh, we took him down. can i hear your undercover skank voice? someday, spikey. someday. okay, i'll see you guys back at the barn? somewhere we gotta be first. i' be there as soon as i can. ...and we looked up and we saw fireflies. thousands of 'em. and we knew everything was gona be okay. and i made a promise to your mom a time like this and you choose to come here? thank you. i don't like unfinished business. i appreciate that. i'll be fast. to be blunt, i still question your objectivity. but the events of the day and your team's professionalism under intense and extreme personal pressure has not gone unnoticed. i'm clearing them for duty. thank you. conditionally. conditionally. you're

- ( gunshot ) - ( howls ) - ( grunts ) - ( gunshots ) ( cocks ) ( panting ) we lost 'em. of course we did. the magic police are the slowest police. oh... my... gosh. - look! - the big magic show is about to start. - let's go watch! - i've got a better idea. - ah! - ( chimes ) - ( applause, cheers ) - sockarang: cool! at our amazing magic show! this is ridiculous. where are their wands? and now for our first trick... - ( rips ) - ( audience gasps ) boo-ooo. they tore our historic tent! maza lapapell babalel laba lell sabba sell! - ( chiming ) - make that hole filly well! - ( cheers ) - oh, see, now that's what i expect-- - the unexpected. - and now for our final trick! ( squeaks ) baba-shalell, make $100 - appear in every hand. - ( poofs ) - ( gasps ) - how did they do that? i'm saying that rhetorically. i don't want to know. - i love magic. - now for our other final trick: a thousand-pousand- papa-pa-pa-pow! ( poofs ) - this is an outrage. - ( booing ) now they're richer than we are. - we win! - you lose. ha ha! ( pantg ) ladies and gentlemen, these are fake magicians! -

[grunting] that you can pick. [grunting] now here's the last clue from "the cat in the hat." wow!seen so many flowers! there's lots of flowers here. great clue! so i'm at a place where you can find seeds, pick vegetables, and you can see flowers sometimes, too. so did you guess where i am? you guessed it--a garden!

(grunting) ed, come on! that's it. (grunting) there. are you all right, ed? your eyes look funny. i feel fine, stranger. stranger? ed, what's going on? why do you keep calling me ed, stranger? oh, that bump on the head. ed, what happened to your memory? look, i don't know who you are, so would you mind getting out of my bedroom, please? ed, i'm wilbur. look, here. here are the carrots you wanted. carrots? carrots are for horses. but you're a horse. now, whatever gave you that idea? you're ed. i'm wilbur. don't you recognize me? i've never seen you before in my life, stranger. i'm your owner. you're my horse. will you please stop calling me a horse? i'm not a stranger! i... oh, this is awful! i know what i'm gonna do. poor fella. i think he's got amnesia. wilbur, what are you doing? i'm looking for the picture album. what's your big rush? i want to show it to ed. you what? i'm showing some pictures to ed. uh, uh, to roger. why would roger be interested in seeing pictures of mister ed? (chuckling) that's a good question. oh, wilbur, try on the jacket. hmm? i want to see if it still

[grunts] [creaking] [grunts] you could have just asked. i would have turned it off. you don't know, do you... who i am? [click] [sing-song] but i know who you are... lindsey. [laughs] and now you know who i am... and what i can do... what i will do.... if you don't shut up! shh... one way or anoer, you're gonna die. [sighs] [door closes] who do you work for? the mccrelan corporation, from boston. i love how you guys sell that. by "corporation," you mean the mob, don't you? no one's been able to get anything on them. until now. that's because they murdered anyone who was a threat to them, civilians and cops alike. is that what you did, jack? did you eliminate the threat? do those pills help the memories, or do they just hide the real jack? the only thing that keeps me alive is lindsey. what they did to katie, do youhink that was a message to you? if it is, it's working. do you recognize the method? i didn't send messages. i just went straight to the source. in 2 weeks' time, the mccrelan brothers will face trial. it looks like the mccrelans are gonna walk. where? all

[ grunts ] [ both breathing heavily ] admit it. you kind of like me now. [ beep ] guys, guys, i just got a hit on an interpol database. russell pan's face matches a one nicholas chow. chinese national. works for the sun yee on triad. counterfeit clothing, black market, this is a bad dude. eliot: you got to be kidding me. [ guns cocking ] and there's something else. i don't think russell's dead. he was there when they were planting that bomb. no kidding. [ european accent ] pardon! pardon. s'il vous pla t. hello. jacques bouvier. good to see you again. yeah. hello. guns. yeah, uh... last time i saw you, we were here for a business meeting with your wife. yeah, this is all a big misunderstanding. that cow of a wife gave you something of mine -- $50,000 u.s. yes, this was for a-a show, this was a business, uh... for 20 years, i carried her. i brought over the cheap labor from china. i supplied the asian markets. all she had to do was copy the fashions. so i had to get rid of her. now, i am responsible to my superiors for at money. whe