(grunts) noelle! take the girl! she's holding! (dov) hey! hands up! hands up! (panting) police! (whoosh) (grunts) oh! you shot me! no, i did not! (groans) i can't believe you shot me! shut up! (handcuffs clicking) (spits) this is epstein. i'm in the crawford co-op playground. suspect's in custody. (radio static) hey! don't move. come here! you shoot this man? you told him to stop. my mom said people should listen to the cops. your mom's a smart lady. i'm gonna have to take that slingshot. aw, man. now go home. get outta here. and no more hanging around in playgrounds after dark. hey. thanks for the backup. (man groaning) what's going on with him? bee sting. well, ain't karma a bitch? (chuckles) come on. a bee sting. (chuckles) (siren wailing) (police radio chatter) (chris) you took down a guy with five warrants. that's gotta be some sort of record. are we going to black penny to celebrate? uh, no, thank you. i'm just gonna head home. want to get a good night's sleep if i'm gonna keep my performance consistent. 10-4, officer buzzkill. oh, and, uh, hey, try not to make too much no

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(man grunts) janko: stop running! jamie: stop! police! watch it! move it! aah! move it! aah... (grunts) jamie: police! jamie: hands behind your back. yeah. stay in the car. stay in the car!

the warm up act and he has had a more prominent role, a sign they need to up the tempo, give it some grunthe carbon dioxide. —— rally the crowds. boris johnson was more personal about jeremy corbyn, raising his past relationship with sinn fein and theresa may did not. he made it a more optimistic sunny picture of life for britain after brexit. and i think that is what she left people here wanting to feel. talking too about, trying to make britain a fairer country. that was the message. it was quite brief. it was the last rally of the campaign. but her speech didn't last more than ten minutes. thank you very much. that is ben wright who has been following the prime minister. now the election has been dominated by security issues after the terror attacks in london and manchester. today it is final day of campaigning has seen party leaders returning to their core messages. foi’ party leaders returning to their core messages. for the conservatives, brexit and the economy and for the labour party the nhs and schools. my colleague has been looking at each of the main parties' commitments in the

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it is being billed as the most powerful console ever, but is more computational grunt enough to shiftits number one position in the console market? in an attempt to do just that a parade of 4k resolution games assaulted the senses, including a peek at the latest addition to the popular assassin's creed series, 0rigins — this one set in egypt. the expendable's terry crews brings the smack down to crackdown 3. open world smashed everything in sight, destructo—fest. as well as family—friendly platform super luckey‘s tale. these games will play on the old xbox one and will play with 4k graphic enhancement on the xbox 0ne x. leading that 4k charge with the new machine, racer forza motorsport 7 and anthem, a new sci—fi exosuit game created by bioware. and weirdly, 4k enhanced minecraft. one of the few games where high—end lighting effects do not seem necessary. a strong line—up then for the new xbox. but is it strong enough? that was long and loud. but 42 new games. very little in the way of fan favourites and franchises such as gears of war. some franchises people know will be coming, halo

( cheering ) ( grunts ) ( buzzer sounds ) now they're beating us on the boards out there, guys. this is your territory, grimson. do your job. grimson. hello? hi, honey. what? now? all right. ♪ the itsy-bitsy spider - ♪ climbed up the water spout... ♪ - ( giggling ) ♪ down came the rain ♪ and washed the spider out ♪ ♪ out came the sun... - shh. - ♪ and dried up all the rain ♪ ♪ and the itsy-bitsy spider - ♪ climbed up the spout again. ♪ - ( rock music playing ) i love you, daddy. i love you too, sweetheart. - ( laughing ) - ♪ do you believe in magic ♪ ♪ in a young girl's heart? - ♪ how the music can free her... ♪ - hey, it's my girl. ♪ whenever it starts? - ♪ and it's magic... - you know, my daughter? ( announcer speaks ) a message from the foundation for a better life. >> reporter: this is the house? let's take a look. >> this is the house, we had a lot of good times here. >> reporter: the good times all gone at chris andersen's former rocky mountain retreat. even though police now say the birdman and the real tom taylor did nothing wrong. not suspects, but victims of that wily

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that sink with the standing water seems especially concerning. [ grunts ] [ sighs, sniffs ] [ speaking[ chuckles ] looking forward to it.

(grunts) (engine cuts off) hey, flanders. gas up your leaf blower much? (gasps) chickens?. (chuckling): oh. don't let these feathery fellas ruffle your feathers, fella. chickens. you have yourself a perfectly good coop, and that's what you keep in it? (whistles) oh, homer, surely you know there's nothing tastier than a fresh-laid egg. how do you want 'em, boys? both (chanting): coddled! coddled! coddled! (chuckles) what is it about boys and their coddled eggs? hmm. mm-hmm.

some topics, you know it will make no grunt work. >> thanks for calling. let's go to harold from home in tow, florida on the independent line. your thoughts? i'm 81 years old and i do remember when politicians became american when they got elected. it seems since bill clinton was tooident, they got partisan. but get back to being, are you an american or are you not and do care about american values. >> do you think it is possible to get back to that, harold? >> i think it might be somewhere in the future, but listening to the politicians today on your show, it is not likely. the republicand that was speaking are discussing people. they want to keep the .artisanship republicans have good ideas. them aggressive good ideas. people have good ideas. summary might look around and say, what are you of? we're human beings. i don't care what side you are on, it is sad. >> to dahlia and florida. on the democrats line. hi. >> the reason i'm calling is because it has nothing to do with republican, shouldn't have anything to do with republican and democrat or liberal.

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(sighs) (exclaims in pain) (grunts) (grunts) wow! so the devil will know who sent you. (grunting) (screaming) the drinks are on me. (crowd cheering) riley: my fellow californians, we have gathered here at historic bear point to make official our entrance into the united states of america! (cheering) whoa, whoa. (panicked muttering) (screaming) (instructing in spanish) (rattling) (cheering) -(bones crunching) -(screams) come on. (screaming) (sighs in relief) welcome to the union, governor. (cheering) i bless these rings in the name of the father, and the son and the holy spirit. elena, receive this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. alejandro, receive this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity. today you join in the fullness of time for all eternity. yea, seeketh tolerance when easily provoked. (church bells tolling) love endureth, for it keeps no score of wrongs. love bears all things and believes all things. love endures day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute. (softly)padre. love is patient... -padre. -huh? can you hurry it up a little? the people are calling

[ grunting ] parachute! parachute!o this. >> ah! ah! [ screaming ] [ screaming ] >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about! that's what i'm talking about! >> that was wild. >> jimmy: that is what i'm talking about. that is a movie right there. yes! >> that is just wild. i love that you love it. thank you. >> jimmy: no, i mean, i almost jumped out of my seat. they love you too. >> thank you all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tom, you -- you have some news for our studio audience, is that true? >> yeah. you know, have you all ever been to a premiere? movie premiere? would you like to go to a movie premiere? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are going to go to the movie premiere of "the mummy" tonight! that's right baby! your shuttles waiting for you. this bus is waiting for you outside. you'll get shuttled to the premiere and go see the premiere with tom cruise! [ cheers and applause ] more with tom cruise after the break, everybody! stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i guess

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(tires screeching) (grunts) announcer: it's fourth and nine for the simpsons.akes the snap, looking for a receiver. they're all covered. he's gonna sneak it in! (crowd cheering) oh, man, that is why he gets to control the remote. ♪ (simpsons eating) mmm. oh, this tile is loose. i'll have to call a handy man. why'd you say it like that? with a pause between the words. are you saying i'm not handy? that's how you say it: handy man. it's handyman. that's what i said: handy... man. (exclaims) marjorie,

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(tires screeching) (grunts) (all groan) announcer: nocturnal cravings. a positive ultrasound. know she was pregnant? (gasps) a baby. an astronaut baby. (baby laughs) hey. oh, have you ever turned on a tv? it's my mother's birthday.

[ grunts ] what are you doing? being romantic. god, you're solid. sweetie, put me down. go on.okay. honey, come on. let's turn this vacation into a honeymoon. sweet pea, i'm a mom traveling with my kids. for me, this is not a vacation. it's a business trip. let's go. ah! wow!

(tires screeching) (grunts) oh, are we gonna stay roto-rootered like this the whole show?tever it is, it's making me sick. a noble experiment that failed. (acoustic guitar playing) bart: why is the sky blue? hmm... i don't know. just is. why are clouds white? no clue. why are people yellow? it's the way god made them. why is grass green? so you can find your damn golf ball. now i have a question for you. why did you leave your toy car on the stairs?

(homer grunts) d'oh! d'oh!reeching) ♪ i don't believe it ♪ when you tell me ♪ that it's all gone bad ♪ it's true ♪ to... you... whoa! (tires screech) (alarm sounding, birds squawking) (alarm continues) (soft groaning, snoring) huh? where's the snooze button? ah, that's better. hey, what? i gotta get out of here! (alarm blaring) it's... (yawns) after just five more minutes. (yawns) (alarm blaring) (laughing): oh... marge... on a tuesday?

pornography is naked grunting bodies and twitter is naked grunting brains.m i allowed to say that? >> first day as a contributor, you're testing the boundaries. >> look, twitter has degraded our political discourse in a bad way and nowhere more than in the presidency of the united states. i said it's perfectly suited for donald trump because it's a reptilian medium for a reptilian brain. a way to get your thoughts out in sharp, crisp bursts but without any sort of elevation, without any argument. so i have -- >> -- context. >> i had five twitter free days. >> are you happier? >> i haven't been happy in years. >> i think it's important to note that this is a criticism of democracy. that a criticism of democracy that goes away -- way back. what mine by that, there's always this worry of the leveling impulse of democracy. the threat of the mass. this goes back to edmund burke, but a sense we can think about twitter where everyday ordinary people can make their voices heard. although it has the dangers. it's not wholly entirely pornography. >> it makes the -- >>

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(grunts) i'm in so much trouble. i am screwed. listen, okay, kevin...mber what dad used to say? when something crappy would happen to us? whenever we'd get down, whenever we felt like life wasn't going our way? which one's yours? um... those two. congrats! twins. wow. how about you? which one's yours? none of 'em, actually. strangest damn thing. someone left a newborn at my fire station. i didn't know what to do, so i brought him here. (crying) smoke? no. thank you. ♪ life's strange. congratulations. thank you. ♪ ♪ watch me when you call my name ♪ come on, kev. you remember. (exhales) what did he say? about the lemons? (chuckles) hmm? "there's no lemon both: "...so sour... kevin: ...that you can't make something resembling lemonade." ♪ so glad you came ♪ ♪ watch me when you look my way ♪ ♪ see me smiling ♪ be my night and day good. now that's out of the way. ♪ touch me in your own sweet way ♪ ♪ feel me tremble ♪ when you take my words away ♪ ♪ all of the time ♪ i love you ♪ say it in mine ♪ captioning sponsored by 20th century fox television and toyota.

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. >> the workout with the -- the big loud grunt. [ yelling ] heree is doing lunges aund the pool. [ yellinge reason this is funny is because every gym has one of these people. [ yelling ] >> let's face it, that's how we feel sometimes when we push ourselves. >> there is that thing. no pain, no gain. these guys are going for it. making very loud obnoxious noises. >> can't even hold it together. >> i need you, i need you, i need you. [ yelling ] >> sometimes it helps to get that primal scream going. [ yelling ] >> i'm very much one of those people who are quiet in the gym. >> pretty funny. time and time again, they make ridiculous noises. some people flatout ignore them. [ yelling ] some people get into it with them and some people get a laugh out of it. >> we're just joking, dude. just like screaming in the gym. >>> thanks for watching, everybody. rightthisminute.com has more fun content. we'll see you the on the next brand new "rtm." ght now, it's a. a paid presentation from meaningful beauty by cindy crawford. (female announcer) with special appearances from some of your tv favorites shari

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come with me. [ grunts ] prepare to be -- my shoes. [ door closes ] come on, phil! how do i look? like al capone. thanks! happy birthday, kid. whoa! a bb gun?! enjoy. that's the best gift my dad ever gave me. [ sighs ] my keys are nowhere! we're gonna have to go in your car. it's in the shop. where was the last place you put your keys? oh, so now it's my fault? where was the last place you put my keys? mm-hmm. in your hand when i bought you the car. hey, jay, on the box, it says "ages 16 and up." is this an appropriate gift for me? are you kidding me? you were born 16. you know, we wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set. i didn't lose them. somebody came in here and stole them! and left the car. what do you mean, i was born 16? i'm just saying, you were never much of a kid. and that's a good thing, 'cause i never liked kids. you know, you ought to try the fridge. it was only one time, jay. and you know i always eat after i talk to my mother. happy birthday, old man. manny: well, i've forgotten a lot of things in my life. but what jay said hit me ha

- [growling] [grunts] - there is a real hoot for you, woodsy. - it's dead. it's finally dead. - something's happening! i'm getting bogart levels on all counter-ups! - they're waking up! they're coming to! [all yawning] - ah, you're back, everyone. - aw, damn it. - thanks, freddy. - if only i could have saved the sheepherder. - well, did you find the painful source of your hoarding problems, mr. mackey? - i sure did. - turns out he was molested by woodsy owl. - i'd completely blocked it from my memory, mm-kay. - so he was hoarding because when he tried to throw things away, his subconscious would remember woodsy's voice saying, "give a hoot, don't pollute" and touching his penis with his wing? - wow, that is so complex and trippy and cool. - well, now that we've uncovered mackey's source of hoarding, we can finally move on to yours, stan. are you ready for your therapy? - i think i have a better idea. - stan, did you find out the reason you've been hoarding? - whatever it is, i don't want to know. i'm just gonna throw this crap away like i should have to begi

she's our best inte[ grunting ]ert. we have a mission for you. shall we begin?07 is here." there's a double agent hunting our operatives. find out who did this. and trust no-one. [ suspenseful music playing ] someone set me up. someone from the inside. they took everything from me. mi6, cia... [ grunting ] everyone's involved. [ gasp ] she made it out... she's coming for us. atomic blonde. ah! rated r. you feel the need to take... a smellfie. hanes wants to end the smellfie. those quick self-sniffs... to check the ol' smell levels. but this thing we've all done doesn't need to be a thing. there's a smart way to stay fresh. hanes with freshiq advanced odor-protection technology. get your free trial pack at hanes.com. in new herbal essences it's bio:renew a blend of sea kelp, aloe and antioxidants that help bring your hair back to life. new herbal essences. let life in. it's about time they gave left and right twix® their own packs. they got about as much in common as you, a mortician, and me, an undertaker. (chuckling) or you, a janitor, and me, a custodian. (lau

when you say conversational in spanish can you like order food or eat just pointing and grunting ok. it says here your profession in excel that will do we cannot trust these guys so what's the answer look at our nation's drug problem must be treated like a crisis instead of prohibition organized crime just gets more powerful with draconian prohibition efforts i learned that from a p.b.s. documentary. you know there are some common sense solutions we can learn from those gangsters and soon soon now no one is running around killing each other for a if the bathtub gin though if you catch me drunk late at night i probably would murder somebody for some french fries but i shall be held responsible for that murder no matter how tempting french fries are. where. did i say that right. reporting from washington they only care about any. headlines from the future coming up next week in impressive display of a fish and see deceased amazon pickers turned into pulp to make amazon boxes. pretty good pretty good and an organist. last remaining child with a happy childhood unfortunately total about.