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guillermo -- she sounded good, right guillermo? >> it was beautiful. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. who, the band the who is not happy with their performance at halftime. i thought roger sang his gums out, but they said they felt uncomfortable with the format, and i was upset with pete to understand townsedn. i bet $200, my bet was that when the who performed, pete would smash his guitar on stage. if i won, i would have won $250, and pete is known for doing that, right? and if there's any place you're going to smash it, the super bowl has to be that place, right? well, look at this. not only didn't he smash the guitar, but you can see, i feel like he was mocking me here, he placed it down like a faberge egg. i'm at hope screaming like a maniac. thank you for reinventing yourself on my dime. and i know it wasn't the right thing to do, but i was very upset and i want to apologize for this. you know, sometimes i just get carried away, especially in the spirit of come pretigs. when i saw he didn't smash the guitar, i was furious. and i -- i was able to get about $60 back, but still. my
guillermo -- she sounded good, right guillermo? >> it was beautiful. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. who, the band the who is not happy with their performance at halftime. i thought roger sang his gums out, but they said they felt uncomfortable with the format, and i was upset with pete to understand townsedn. i bet $200, my bet was that when the who performed, pete would smash his guitar on stage. if i won, i would have won $250, and pete is known for doing that, right? and if there's...
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guillermo! >> oops, i think i left my pop tarts in the toaster too long. >> dicky: to get your "lost" bobbleheads, go to abc.com right now. and while you're there, make sure you check out the "jimmy kimmel live" home page. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with executive producers of "lost" damon lindelof and carlton cuse, music from lady antebellum, and serena williams. ouch. yes, we do. and we can say 700 miles on a single tank and epa estimated 41 mpg city and all the words stick because they're true. we speak the most fuel-efficient midsize sedan in america. we speak the 2010 ford fusion hybrid. get in... and drive one. (girl) i can't pick a restaurant in all these links. stop messing around - just use bing. oh wow, this is kin cool. now find someplace da. (girl) dim lighting it is. perfect. (girl) oh this one's really close by. great ratings too. so let's go eat. what's the rush? i thought you were hungry? i am. (announcer) stop searching, start deciding with bing the decis
guillermo! >> oops, i think i left my pop tarts in the toaster too long. >> dicky: to get your "lost" bobbleheads, go to abc.com right now. and while you're there, make sure you check out the "jimmy kimmel live" home page. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with executive producers of "lost" damon lindelof and carlton cuse, music from lady antebellum, and serena williams. ouch. yes, we do. and we can say 700 miles on a...
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did you know that that was going to happen, guillermo?> i had a feeling. >> jimmy: you had a feeling? [ laughter ] one other thing, you know, kids are -- kinds are weird. kids will believe almost anything if you are convincing enough. we hid a fun thing last year where i was made up to look like a chimpanzee and kids would come talk to me. it was a lot of fun. we decided to do it again. instead of a chimp, kids got to meet a tking pig. here's jimmy the talking pig, making kids' brains explode. i'm a pig. but then you knew that. >> here he is. our famous pig. come on in. >> he's sleeping. >> you ever see anything like that? >> no, never. >> you want to pet him? >> there he is. you can pet him, you know, you can talk to him. is, don't give him any water.ay >> why? >> bad things can happen. he's like a cactus. he doesn't need water. all right. there you go. go ahead. >> that's weird. >> see you guys later. >> jimmy: hey guys. >> oh, my god, he's talking. >> go back in there. >> we got scared. >> that's all right. he's fine. look. look. he's
did you know that that was going to happen, guillermo?> i had a feeling. >> jimmy: you had a feeling? [ laughter ] one other thing, you know, kids are -- kinds are weird. kids will believe almost anything if you are convincing enough. we hid a fun thing last year where i was made up to look like a chimpanzee and kids would come talk to me. it was a lot of fun. we decided to do it again. instead of a chimp, kids got to meet a tking pig. here's jimmy the talking pig, making kids' brains...
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hey, guillermo, do you know who's playing at the super bowl halftime show?> yeah, the who. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know if you knew. now you know. in vegas the odds makers have the colts after five-point favorites right now. three quarters of the analyst at espn are picking the colts to win. nobody thought the falcons had a chance against the broncos in super bowl xxxiii, either, and they were right, the broncos won 34-19, so -- like most offices, we have a super bowl pool. the receptionist always wins that and it drives everyone crazy. for that reason, we thought it would be smart to ask our recepti receptionist, angela, who she thinks is going to win the super bowl. >> my final prediction for the super bowl is saints, 16, colts, 25. >> jimmy: well that's -- i didn't know that was played. probably dizzy. that, by the way, goes on all day up there. this is embarrassing. you know, in the old days when you had a job on television, you were only on television while you're at work but now we're lucky because thanks to websites like tmz, you are able to b
hey, guillermo, do you know who's playing at the super bowl halftime show?> yeah, the who. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know if you knew. now you know. in vegas the odds makers have the colts after five-point favorites right now. three quarters of the analyst at espn are picking the colts to win. nobody thought the falcons had a chance against the broncos in super bowl xxxiii, either, and they were right, the broncos won 34-19, so -- like most offices, we have a super bowl pool. the...
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: he can -- >> i don't sing. >> jimmy: yes, you do, guillermo.on and sing in the background. it's going to frpreprooer on univision and you can download it. >> jimmy: was it fun to be apart of? >> it was properly wasted. >> jimmy: you were properly wasted. i think that's how the people of haiti would have wanted it. now, have you been watching the olympics? >> yes, i have. i watch it every night with my son and -- >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's 8. >> jimmy: does he like it? what does he enjoy watching? >> he likes the skiing and the snowboarding and last night we were watching the nice ladies in the figure skating. >> jimmy: pretending to be interested in the beauty of the sport. does he snowboard and do that stuff? >> we're going tomorrow, tomorrow's friday, right? >> jimmy: no, thursday. >> tomorrow's friday -- >> jimmy: it's a waste management thing. >> you know, there is a bar downstairs. so, but -- i took him last year to mammoth. we're going to go on friday and on the way home in the car, he said, papi, i want to move to mammoth. >>
: he can -- >> i don't sing. >> jimmy: yes, you do, guillermo.on and sing in the background. it's going to frpreprooer on univision and you can download it. >> jimmy: was it fun to be apart of? >> it was properly wasted. >> jimmy: you were properly wasted. i think that's how the people of haiti would have wanted it. now, have you been watching the olympics? >> yes, i have. i watch it every night with my son and -- >> jimmy: how old is your son? >>...
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so, congratulations, representative guillermo. >> thanks, senator kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you.e been at each other's throats on this issue, i thought they agreed on a surprising number of things. >> i'm going to start off by saying, here is some things we agree on. >> we can all agree on that. >> we agree more than we disagree. all parties in both chambers should agree. >> i agree with that. >> we agree there have to be some. >> you're shaking your head in agreement. >> i totally agree. >> we all say agree. >> we agree. >> i think we agree. >> some republicans and some democrats agree. >> we absolutely agree on that. >> we basically agree. >> we certainly agree with the premise. >> we agree. >> i think we have agreement. >> you're right. we agree with that. >> you agree that we should have some insurance regulation. >> i think all of us around this table agree. >> we agree on the idea of extending dependent coverage. >> main point is, we basically agree. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they agree. that's good news. and i'm happy to announce that no agreement was reached. i watched some
so, congratulations, representative guillermo. >> thanks, senator kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you.e been at each other's throats on this issue, i thought they agreed on a surprising number of things. >> i'm going to start off by saying, here is some things we agree on. >> we can all agree on that. >> we agree more than we disagree. all parties in both chambers should agree. >> i agree with that. >> we agree there have to be some. >> you're shaking...
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guillermo a lot of my friends, getting older, started to have problems like that. redone. so there are risks that we have to be aware of. but i think on the hole, the health care system does deliver pretty well and very well in many cases. is to, you know, we have to be thankful for that. so the amount of time that doctors spent with their patients, though, a problem. and one of the reasons that they do -- you have to see so many patients is because they only get paid to see people in the office. one of the questions i often have is why don't doctors email their patients? sort of everyone else is emailing each other but doctors don't. so if you have your question, you know, that could be answered by just an email or a phone call, why don't doctors do that? well, the reason is they don't get paid unless you come into the office. so one of the reforms that is under consideration in congress is to change the way doctors are paid and say give doctors a fixed amount of money per month for each patient who needs just basic care. and that way they can, you know, not have
guillermo a lot of my friends, getting older, started to have problems like that. redone. so there are risks that we have to be aware of. but i think on the hole, the health care system does deliver pretty well and very well in many cases. is to, you know, we have to be thankful for that. so the amount of time that doctors spent with their patients, though, a problem. and one of the reasons that they do -- you have to see so many patients is because they only get paid to see people in the...