guillermo wants to make an announcement to his wife. go ahead.y whatever you like, guillermo. >> honey, i am the boss in the house, no matter what you say. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. that's telling her. by the way, i know exactly what's going to happen. he's going to tiptoe in tonight, delete the show off the tivo and then claim there was an electrical problem, true? >> i forgot to pay the bill. >> jimmy: yeah. two of the oldest people in the world died yesterday. marine josephine ray, the oldest rson ling in the united states, died at age 114 in new hampshire. and then later in the day, daisy bailey, the second oldest, 113, died in detroit. which means somebody is killing the oldest people in the world. [ laughter ] and only batman can stop them. this sunday, after the oscars show we had our fifth annual after the academy awards special. robert downey jr. was here, christoph waltz was here. he won an oscar, he shot a comedy bit for us. abc decided to show it again this saturday night at 10:00. in case you missed it. the highlight of the s

al p agoniza la disidencia en cuba, hablamos desde cuba con el disidente guillermo fariÑas quien se encuentraelga de hambre pidiendo la liberaciÓn de univunivpresos pÍ Él estÁ dispuesto a morir por su causaal p para discutir los principales temas de la semana nos acompaÑan los periodistas pablo alivisioo, unaltoisional pununÓp una de lionbras d puntoatro quns bruntoay, univnuntoivisioal punn al pde ltorincipision al pununi unanos eioneva yo puntoh@untoivo acomal el toisional punh@creais forma de presionar a la casa blanca y al congreso para que hagan algo para legalizar a millones de indocumentados este mismo aÑo. vamos a ver quÉ estÁ pasando acÁ. >> buenos dÍas, efectivamente jorge de marcha y tambiÉn dÍa crucial para la reforma de salud. estas son imÁgenes de hoy, a Ésta ahora se congregan los manifestantes que esta tarde se dirigirÁn para participar de la gran marcha migratoria donde asistirÁn miles de personas para pedir la legalizaciÓn de documentados -indocumentados en los estados unidos. el mensaje principal de elementos concretar una reforma migratoria este aÑo y pedir el fin de las d

what are you clapping about, guillermo?e probably next. >> no way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: big ws for gay rights. defense secretary robert gates has ordered the armed forces to initiate changes to their policy for discharging homosexuals. this is the first step towards a full repeal of the military's official of bank gays in the military. gates wants the "if you think he's gay, look away" policy today. and that's great. baby stepses right? this means the only place gay people can now be legally thrown out is "project runway." they do it every week. the fbi is investigating threats against democratic members of congress who voted in favor of the health care bill. several have had bricks thrown through their windows, threatening voice mails. a coffin was left on a congressman's lawn in virginia. people hate going to the doctor, i guess, is the lesson. some democrats are accusing sarah palin of encouraging violence ba violence because of her facebook page. don't retreat, reload. she has gun sights targeting the 20 poll situatio

>> jimmy: yes, guillermo? >> why are you wearing a suit in bed? >> jimmy: it's very hard to explain. >> dicky: why wait? start breathing right tonight. go to breatheright.com to get two free samples now. >> jimmy: oh, mine works great. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with gabrielle union, music from jamie cullum and gerard butler. vo: at the olive garden cooking school in tuscany, our chefs learn secrets of italian cooking. like how to blend four artisanal cheeses ce. in our new steak fonduta and grilled chicken fonduta. at olive garden. ♪ talng about nutrition [ female announcer ] "i can't believe it's not butter" with no trans fat and 70% less saturated fat than butter. butter taste, better health. now i just follow the steps and i can get anywhere i w turbotax lets me do my taxes the same way. searching over 350 deductions. which helps me to my maximum refund. guaranteed. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gerard butler. from "flash forward", gabrielle union. and music from jamie cullum. with cleto and the cl

guillermo farinas, otro disidente cubano en huelga de hambre, se encuentra en peligro de muerte.y elas en despierta nprimer impact@ >> y urnaas de eta y las farc. >> y una reveladora en jalisco con sicarios que entre sus crímenes afectaron a ver asesinado a un promotor grupero. cárdenas tiene en exclusiva sus declaraciones. estos son los testimonios de abpresuntos asesinos a sueldo. >> cuando te capturaron ¿qué iba hacer? >> iba hacer otro. >> cuántos homicidios has cometido? >> 2. >> ¿para quién trabajas? >> no sé para quién he trabajado más. en la policía en jalisco cuando estaban para matar para otra persona. >> un señor los denuncia porque lo sorprendeivisionprimer impac detiene un incluyendo el asesinato de juan carlos castil castillo importante promotor much musical quién trabajó de cerca ivisiocon elprimer impactounivió en la univisionprimer impactouny más adelante la abandonó y la recorrió en un vehículo sdon sigue por qué ordó el asesinato las instrucciones las recibía en asesinato. las entregaba un eprimer impactouni anteriormente habías visto la foto? >> sí inicialtoeunivi

hello, guillermo. >> hello, jimmy. i'm here on spring break in miami beach. >> jimmy: oh. and how is your spring break going? >> it's been wild. first, i drove my rv to vegas, but somebody stole it while i was playing bingo. so then, i got a motorcycle and rode it through the rockies. but the motorcycle got ate by a moose. >> jimmy: wait a minute, the motorcycle got ate by a moose in the rockies? >> yes. >> jimmy: and then what happened? >> then i got myself a boat, but i got attacked by pirates. good thing for progressive insurance, they had me covered every step of the way. >> jimmy: well, it sounds like a wonderful trip. when are you coming back to work? >> soon jimmy. but first, i have a surprise, close your eyes and count to three. >> jimmy: okay, i will. one -- two-three -- i'm opening my eyes. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, it's a spring break miracle. welcome home. >> dicky: protecting your spring break fun. now that's progressive. >> jimmy: you smell like deodorant. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with clark duke, music from neon trees and scott wolf. our ser

nuntou racial desde el punto de vista de lanal puntoh@al puntounivisiv >> guillermo fariÑas, antunes,indican que puede haber ese factor religioso. estÁ la madre de zapata. >> estÁ vinculada a la santerÍa? >> sÍ, definitivamente ella heal punos casunivisional punton >> en la deidad, changÓ es santa báunivrbara.nuntoivisio dentro de la religiÓn cristiana. en ese sincretismo religioso que hace la religiÓn afrocubana con el catolicismo. y toh@me parece que el gobiern quizÁs está preocupado de cÓmo abordarlo. no solamente el fenÓmeno religioso por sÍ mismo. sino el fenÓmenountoivisioal p fuerte movimiento opositor que parte del sector negro univisiÁ marginal de la sociedad cubana. >> verÓnica, cómo lo ves tÚ? >> yo creo que es increÍble lo que estÁ sucediendo. yo ionno soy cubano, pero lo s muy de cerca, tengo much puntou grupo muy pequeÑo de viejos dirigentes de la revoluciÓn que no tiene sentido igual que este sistema. estÁn viviendo con un presente ancladal el tounivisional puntop internacionales, y eso no les interesa. toision >> yo creo que eso es una marca, tal vez no sea el cataliza

. >> les voy a cambiar el ericauno cayÓ y se matóicaivisiodespiertp voz del narrador, guillermo josÉegresamoscon mucho mÁs de despierta amÉrica. un >> ya estÁn practicando! univnierta icaivisiodespa amerua [risas] >> y maÑana! >> maÑana, maÑana, maÑana. unive >> te levaaunivisiondespierta a [risas] >> y si la sudas estÁs haciendo... >> [risas] >> hay icaunivish@despierta ames la fiesta de neida. >> no me cree que yo no fui porque me llegÓ visita de puerto rico lolo y magda! >> yo le dije malos amigos, yo pensÉ que eran mis amigos pero me doy cuenta q quÉ no lo son. >> le isiondespierta americaunÉ >> pero los amigos no se miden de esa manera. americaunivisioÓ ricky y luis tambiÉn cantÓ. >> con mariachis? >> sÍ. sÓlo me faltó bailar con el novio de ana que es un encanto. >> me faltaste tÚ. y yo no soy asÍ de mala amiga. yo no tomÉ... >> yo le mandÉ un mensaje de tÓmate un tequila por mÍ! que ando con una gripe. horrible. >> david cumple aÑos el miÉrcoles y yo el sÁbado. y es bueno celebrar porque a veces uno se junta solamente cuando hay momentos tristes asÍ que hay que hacer momentosu

guillermo is in the process of dying. felix has said he will be the next. those are people who we know are on hunger strikes to protest specifically, to request the release of these 25 heroes and i'd like to, if i may, read their names and i will submit their names for the record. our friend, dan burton, and now chris smith, talked about the brothers, mario and lincoln. it is a great honor for me to serve with my brother, first in tallahassee in the legislature, and now in the congress of the united states. it's been an honor and a privilege for the rest of my days i will cherish. as it has been to represent the wonderful people of south florida for 18 years in this congress and six years before that in the state legislature. but there are two brothers who are genuine heroes. among these 25 gravely ill political prisoners, two are brothers. at one point four were political prisoners, four brothers. there are still two and they are gravely ill, both of them. ariel and gilgo -- gildo. the other names of 25 gravely ill political prisoners who we are aware of a