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guillermo? where did guillermo go?> from hollywood, it is your favorite, it is the best, it is the guillermo show! and now, here's your host, guillermo! >> hello, amigos. >> hello guillermo! >> welcome to my show, the guillermo show! please say hello to my band. hello, my band. ♪ can you believe that kim kardashian. oh, what a -- >> jimmy: hold on a second. guillermo? guillermo? can you hear me in there? what are you doing? >> i'm hosting my show. what are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm out here doing my job. you're supposed to be here with me doing our show. >> sorry, i cannot hear you. the band is too loud. >> jimmy: the band isn't even playing. ♪ >> i'm totally excited about my first guest. he's in a new movie called "unfinished business." please welcome vince vaughn. >> jimmy: no! no. >> how are you doing? >> hello, vince. how are you? >> jimmy: no, no, no. guillermo, what's going on? why is vince on your show? >> hey, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: hey, vince. guillermo, how did you get vince vaughn on your show? >> i ca

correct, guillermo?'re going to go back and forth until somebody fails to deliver a curse word. when you say your word, hit this button and the clock will reset. ready to begin? >> very exciting. >> jimmy: i'm going to -- here we go. >> this is like family feud. >> jimmy: heads or tails? >> tails. >> jimmy: it's heads. jennifer, do you want to begin -- >> well, i -- >> jimmy: or go second? >> i'll begin. >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right. are we ready? five seconds on the clock. jennifer, your first curse word is? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we're off to a very strong start. lisa? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: jennifer. >> [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> you did say that all the time. >> jimmy: you guys are chitchatting. >> okay, okay, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what? i'm going to have to take your word for it on that one. >> that's fine. [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: strong. >> [ bleep ]. >> yeah. oh. >> jimmy: a phrase, but acceptable. [ bleep ] oh, inherently not dirty but the subtext, filthy. >> oh,

guillermo is arrested. now sitting in prison a year after that arrest, and he is still working to kill her. she thought it was behind her though, didn't she? >> yeah, she thought that he's going to be put away for a long period of time, it's over. and here it is. she can't escape it. this guy's behind bars and he's still trying to come at her. >> but when asking around for a good hitman, guillermo makes a critical mistake, asking another inmate who turns out to be a snitch, tipping off authorities with the atf. how do you get wind that he wants to hire this hitman? >> i had a confidential informant in the jail, someone who'd provided reliable information in the past for us. initially, he wanted both the wife and the infant daughter killed. we developed a plan that we're going to have an undercover special agent pose as a hitman and go into the jail and meet with vasco one-on-one, face to face. >> and that hit man is ken wearing a hidden camera, sitting right across the table from guillermo as that husband p

and, guillermo-drone.ermo illegally flies his personal camera drone over private celebrity swimming pools. and we've got the tape. >> get ready for naked ladies! >> oh, drone you didn't. and later what's g-mo doing with j.lo? who knows? >> i know. >> all this and mucho mas, tonight on "mucho." we are live from the hollywood and highland center, the mall. >> mucho! >> hi, everyone, and welcome to "mucho." want to hear some stupid stuff? >> yes! >> it is time for celebrity butt test. >> celebrity butt texts. >> which celebrity texted this by accident by their butt? was it, a, ashley benson or b, bradley cooper? i will tell you in exactly five seconds. it was b, bradley cooper! [ cheers and applause ] now, are you ready to play celebrity alphabetical order? well, you're going to have to wait, because right now, it is time for awko taco. hey, kim kardashian, who told you how to eat? an alligator? ahh! awko taco! hey, ben stiller. you got stuck in your zipper? awko tea coe. hey, katy perry, your face look dumba

they saw guillermo.nison 11. ring ring! progresso! i can't believe i'm eating bacon and rich creamy cheese before my sister's wedding well it's only 100 calories, so you'll be ready for that dress uh-huh... you don't love the dress? i love my sister... 40 flavors. 100 calories or less. iit's a lot of haggling and itan stakes so long.ship. craig's experience is completely different than mine. yeah. yes, mike has used truecar. at truecar, we'll show you how much others paid for the car you want, and how much you should. because i used truecar there was no haggling about the price. they treated me so well, and it was just such a quick, easy experience. get your car, and get back to the life you love. welcome to the future of car-buying. >>> with the phone numbers that eliseo gave us, we were able to find a couple of houses, addresses, more western union receipts. we were also able to find vehicles because they were stationed at these houses, from these vehicles we were able to get other names and the invest

it's time to do this, guillermo. >> sure. >> jimmy: guillermo's in charge.. when it lands on the idea, guillermo will explain -- we've landed on the letter "e." and "e" is -- blindfolded high five. all right. what is this, guillermo? >> hold on, jimmy, i'm going to show you right now. >> jimmy: all right. >> put this on, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. thank you. >> put it on. >> jimmy: don't hit me or anything when i put this on. >> okay, now i have to put it on. ready? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> okay. now we're going to -- >> jimmy: we're going to high five. okay. >> all right. ready? one, two, three. again. one, two, three. wait. >> jimmy: i felt the breeze of your hand for a second. [ laughter ] >> are you doing it? >> jimmy: i am doing it, yes. >> it takes two. >> jimmy: am i doing it? >> okay. one, two, three. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm going to get hit in the face. >> all right. one, two, three. >> jimmy: there we go. that's close enough. that was a bad idea, indeed. thank you, guillermo. we'll be right back with timothy spall. ♪ ♪ ♪ abe! get in! punch it! le

you ran into guillermo? >> yes, at the amas, i ran into guillermo. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right.i saw him. he was on the phone with -- i didn't really ask for the picture, more so snuck up on him and put my arm around him and took the picture. >> jimmy: okay. >> he had a box of tissues in his hand and he was on the phone, so -- that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: you described the scene very accurately. there, indeed, is you, guillermo, the phone and a box of tissues. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: why the box of tiss tissues, guillermo? >> i was real sick that day. >> jimmy: oh, that's good news for you, i guess. are you feeling okay? you didn't get the flu or anything after that? >> i'm feeling good. >> jimmy: congratulations to you. you are very funny on the show. the show is very funny. you seem like a very nice kid. nice to meet you. come back again. marcus scribner, everybody. watch "blackish" wednesday nights at 9:30 here on abc. we'll be right back. 31 million students started college, but didn't complete a degree for lots of reasons at devry university we believe there are also

oh goes the other way, guillermo, you're going the wrong way.ell, maybe you were going the right way. shake it harder. i never imagined this is where the game would get hung up. open the thing and pull one out of -- oh there we go. all right. what number, guillermo? >> seat 37. >> jimmy: the number is 37. where is seat 37? it is -- is that seat -- is that seat 37? there it is right there, all right? come on up here for a second. oh, no, wait, i'm sorry. we screwed up. you're in seat 37, yes, yes. yes, seat 37. i'm sorry. i hope you're together. well, we don't do anything right. you will probably be hit by a bus out on hollywood boulevard. let's get a microphone on this young lady and then we will meet her and talk to her. thank you. i have a list right here. we have that microphone on? all right. come on up here. real quick. what is your name? sand sandra, nice to meet you. where you are from? >> orange county, california. >> jimmy: are you familiar with the concept of a scavenger hunt? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have to go out and find things and br

vamos hablar del pronÓstico al volver. >> gracias guillermo. >> la cruz roja tiene albergue disponible. >> en caso de corte de electricidad puede comunicarse al siguiente nÚmero. para hablar con la patrulla de caminos de california marque a el siguiente nÚmero. >> cientos de miles de feligreses le rinden tributo a la virgen de guadalupe. >> mientras el turco mohamed juega la final del fÚtbol mexicano. ♪ ♪ >> seguimos recibiendo vÍdeos de nuestros televidentes con imÁgenes de nuestra tormenta leticia sanabria nos mandÓ las imÁgenes. yoli de aguilar mostrÓ las imÁgenes que muestran los destrozos en san pablo. >> alfredo olivares compartiÓ estas imÁgenes de un obrero que trabaja en medio de fuertes rÁfagas de viento. >> tambiÉn tenemos foto de nuestros televidentes que nos se estÁ llegando a travÉs de nuestra pÁgina de facebook. siga mandando sus fotos. >>nuevamente nos enlazamos con beatriz ferrari que se encuentra en vivo desde novato. >> buenas noches en este momento puedo mostrarles,otra parte de esta zona residencial con casa rodante. la buena noticia es que al parecer la mayorÍa de

where's guillermo. guillermo, come out here.uillermo is modeling -- [ cheers and applause ] looks like a jacket, but it's not. it's a -- that is a gift cardigan is what it is. you never have to carry cash again. how do you feel? you look like a million bucks worth of gift cards, is what you look like. >> i feel very happy. >> jimmy: you feel very happy. do not go out onto hollywood boulevard. you'll probably get mugged. >> i won't. >> jimmy: by the way, i'll be selling those later this month on qvc. to prepare for the holiday, we've been hard at work this week developing new classic tv specials. a lot of specials they show on tv are old. rudolph premiered in 1964. frosty the snowman first aired in 1969. so, as a treat for our viewer, we've been updating them by replacing the dialogue from these christmas classics with more current stuff. and tonight, we're pleased to present our latest holiday hybrid. it's "santa claus is coming to town" combined with audio from the lifetime reality show "prison wives club." are you particular w

nombres de pila el prÍncipe guillermo de inglaterra y su esposa quien estÁ embarazada de su segundo hijoa pareja recorrerÁ museos. por supuesto ya los esperan con gran ansiedad en nueva york un joven hondureÑo tiene la oportunidad de cumplir su sueÑo terminar la carrera de ingenierÍa electrÓnica gracias a su talento. mendoza nos cuenta sobre salazar el genio. >> desde pequeÑo su mundo fue la pasiÓn. hoy a sus 21 aÑos brian joven de escasos recursos econÓmicos decidiÓ combinar la electrónica con el reciclaje para dar vida a su primer gran invento. >> primero sÓlo comencÉ con un

. >> pasamos con guillermo quirÓs con un adelanto. >> mucho cuidado, ya hay que tomar todas las prevencionespÓn, pasa por hawai, desde ahÍ el nombre de " expreso de la piÑa" y que va a impactar en el norte de california. comienza a llegar la primera banda de nubosidad. se espera lluvia de hasta cinco pulgadas y hasta 10. con vientos cercanos a las 10 millas por horas. habrÁ tormentas elÉctricas. vamos a ver el pronÓstico y si va a ayudar esto a la sequÍa extendida en california. >> la ciudad de hispano estÁn pidiendo que recoja las hojas de en los desagües. tenga materiales listos en caso de pÉrdida de electricidad, tenga linternas, agua y comida. se emitieron algunos consejos para que estÉ en las calles. >> ubÍquese en los carriles centrales, mantenga una distancia prudente entre los carros de adelante, evite frenar bruscamente. no use la opciÓn de piloto automÁtico y por supuesto no maneje con las ventanas empaÑadas. los fuertes vientos que traerÁ este temporal podrÍa llevar las decoraciones navideÑas. >> los expertos recomiendan que sus luces estÁn bien pegadas y atadas a su casa de lo co

guillermo, what is your role in this, exactly?> nothing, nothing. >> jimmy: why are you standing there? move over. >> all right. >> jimmy: right, okay, perfect. all right, very good. have you been drinking tonight, guillermo? >> yeah, you know i have. >> jimmy: you have. and this is the good deed part of it. we're going to give the person who agrees to watch gabriel $50 for every minute they watch him. sal's going to stick them with the elf and then leave. so why don't you guys go out to hollywood boulevard and -- all right. there they go. all right. [ applause ] off they go to find one kind and generous person to agree to babysit and elf. why would someone agree to watch an adult man in an elf costume? the last time we did this, sal pretended to be a homeless person, asking people at the gas station if he could wash their windshield and for every dollar he tipped them, we gave them $100 back. are they ready? here we go. send them out. all right. >> hi, ma'am. will you do me a favor. will you watch him? i have to go get something?

el pronÓstico, guillermo. >> amigos, muy buenas noches lluvia ligera la que se presenta en la regiÓnnente de salida del segundo sistema seguirÁ trayendo todavÍa algunas lluvias dispersas, las temperaturas se mantienen frescas sobre todo es el viento el que estarÍa trayendo para nosotros cerca de las 10 a 20 millas por hora el sistema se aleja el segundo viene en camino ponga atenciÓn, a partir de maÑana se despeja por lo menos la lluvia y jueves y viernes comenzarÍa a llegar desde el norte el sistema para viernes al mediodÍa por la tarde comienza a traer la presencia de lluvias en la regiÓn. advertencias para esta noche el alto oleaje cerca de la lÍnea costera maÑana los nublados se quedan con nosotros y solo hasta el viernes regresa la lluvia en un 60%, sÁbado y domingo los nublados se quedan con nosotros temperatura desde los 59 hasta los 61 finalmente seco el prÓximo lunes mÁs detalles no se los pierdan maÑana buenas noches, que descanse. ♪ ♪ >> en el mundode los deportes aquÍ diana alvarado con la acciÓn deportiva, diana. >> es un gusto saludarle soy bien alvarado esta secciÓn de

guillermo, can you come take this note back? thank you very much.ng four finalists, we now have three super finalists! [ cheers and applause ] wow. i never expected anything like this. carter, nadir, swaggy t. tonight, one of you will be crowned champion, but before we do that, let's take a look back at your journeys. ♪ ♪ ♪ you have what it takes ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: powerful stuff there. malcolm, you and carter, this is carter. you were carter's mentor. how has carter grown in this competition? >> he hasn't. but that's the point. i needed carter to stay exactly the same because that's what we wanted. >> jimmy: i like that a lot. [ cheers and applause ] ali, you mentored nadir. do you think nadir has what it takes to have what it takes? >> i have no idea what you just said. but yes, yes. >> jimmy: very good. i mentored nick, aka swaggy t. i feel like you came a long way since the beginning of this competition, yes? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you did. from san diego, like, 100 miles away. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: finally, chilli, you were ma

so, that was pretty big. >> they are reel. >> jimmy: guillermo did nothing to stop this. awful. >> i was sick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> useless. you know, the thing is that -- i don't think we can stop at that. so, i just want to take a quick look live at your car. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> are you kidding me? >> yeah! yeah! it's a beard on a beard. >> it's two-beard santa. >> jimmy: can john hear us? >> yeah, i can hear you. can you hear me? i'm wearing a beard on a beard. what does that say? >> jimmy: you like two guys is what it means. >> okay. >> do the side view, babe, so we can see your tummy. >> jimmy: john, how did you say the reindeer were going to sit in the car? >> no, we're not doing that. this is a different one. i'm going to take this for a spin, because i needed a sleigh to giveaway all your stuff. >> jimmy: no, no, no. that's my clarinet! >> jimmy: this . >> this is really your computer. this is really your computer. you're freaking out right now and i love it. all right, guys, let's do this. see you in a little bit. >> jimmy: what do you mean, he's giving

can you help me with that, guillermo?i'll take her to mexico with me. >> jimmy: yeah, no, wherever. you know, the funny thing about wrapping my car like that, i was impressed because i am a terrible gift wrapper and i try to be a good gift wrapper, i just can't do it. i never get the measurements right. i use too much paper and i wind up with a hole on the side and i have to cut out a square patch for it or -- you know, whatever, and i'm bad at it. my wife's good at it. and, you know, it bothers me, and i'm trying to get better, so, we found a gift wrapping expert. we found a guy who won, what is it called, the scotch tape competition? scotch tape national gift wrapping contest. he name is alton and he's here with us tonight to teach us to gift wrap. so, please welcome alton. hey, alton. how are you? >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i need help. >> that's right. >> jimmy: so what is this? part of your -- one of your tips? >> that's our tool belt. we want to get our tools ready so when we're wrapping we'll have

. >> gracias, aquÍ estÁ guillermo con un adelanto. >> vamos a hablar en esta segunda tormenta que estÁia, el centro de la baja presiÓn que sigue trayendo mÁs nieve, es una extraordinaria noticia debido a la sequÍa, estÁn identificados los 3 sistemas vamos a hablar, los detalles al regresar. >> cambiando de tema falta mÁs de dos semanas para que Éste la ley que le darÁ la licencia de conducir a los indocumentados en california. estÁn informando las personas que quiere conducir finalmente. >>> buenas tardes este fondo pÚblico estaba programado a las tres de la tarde pero debido a la lluvia las personas no han venido completamente. ejecutamos en el centro de washington en la ciudad de san josÉ. >> esperamos unas 200 personas. >> quÉ servicios les ofrecen a las personas que vengan para acÁ? >> personas del gobierno, estÁn aquÍ para contestar preguntas para que la gente les contestÉ. >> usualmente las personas quieren saber cuÁles cosas, muchas no saben, otras estÁn al tanto, quÉ le van a ofrecer especÍficamente? >> como llenar las aplicaciones, entregarlas a gente de diferentes agencias, d

. >> ya estÁ listo guillermo quirÓs con el pronóstico extendido del tiempo. >> estamos saliendo el sistemavertencia se mantiene solamente al momento en la lÍnea costera. el panorama es estable a partir de las prÓximas horas, salvo el prÓximo viernes. por la noche todavÍa algunos nublados. las lluvias se extienden para nosotros, hay que tener especial cuidado en las autopistas y cuidado con esos hoyos que se presentan en las calles. mucho cuidado precisamente con la lluvia. le voy a tener mÁs detalles de esta noche a las 11. esta noche a las 11 se estÁ pensando en enviar artÍculos a latinoamÉrica, un experto le dirÁ cÓmo no ser vÍctima de fraudes.los detalles esta noche a las 11. seguimos compartiendo las fotos navideÑas y por supuesto le agradecemos a mayra hernÁndez que nos mando la foto de su Árbol muy original. esta fotografÍa corresponde a ely de ramos. envÍenos las fotos de sus hijos con estos suÉteres navideÑos que a veces son bastante feos o cualquier cosa original que se le ocurra no? estamos en facebook e instagram. de enas tardes! acusaciones al policÍa blanco que causÓ la muerte

. ♪ ♪ pasamos una vez mÁs con guillermo quirÓs y el pronÓstico extendido, que tal, guillermo. >> amigosdad a california son buenas noticias pero hay que tener las precauciones necesarias en las autopistas. el satÉlite muestran paso del sistema en estas horas, que el segundo se va para dejar el de ser un proceso estarÍa llegando por el prÓximo viernes por la noche. pongo mucha atenciÓn martes se va el sistema, miÉrcoles algunos nublados elevadas en las zonas altas miÉrcoles algunas lloviznas ligeras, el tercero y Último de esta semana nace la advertencia de algunas inundaciones cerca de la costa sobre todo zonas altas la presencia de tormenta invernal al o de zona todas las montaÑas en su de california, son los nÚmeros, noche en los 57 sigue lloviendo manera dispersa vamos al pronÓstico, lluvias todavÍa maÑana las prÓximas horas. jueves se mantiene estable, nublado 20% unas lloviznas. viernes regresa el Último sistema de esta semana, sÁbado y domingos mantiene en un 20% y mayormente nublado mÁs lluvia para california, mÁs detalles maÑana buenas noches, que descanse, regresamos. p >> est

guillermo, do you buy anything at all? >> yes. for christmas. two more weeks. >> jimmy: all right.eanwhile, in toronto, at midnight last week, rob ford's term as greatest mayor in the history of anyplace officially came to an end. right through a wall. he's a city counselor for his word. but he has promised to run again. so, we'll see you. and ron ridon rickles is here w tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> and from the world of automobile racing, nascar champion kevin harvick is with us. and a singer named chase wright. here in l.a., we had something to be thankful for yesterday. rain in l.a. it hasn't rained here for 22 years. we got almost an inch and a half. did you know it rains in l.a. with coconut water? and it caused mud slides, which are especially dangerous here in l.a., because they have gluten in them. and our local news gets very excited when this happens. i defy you not to get caught up in this drama. >> this is a downpour, and look at this bin caught in the runoff. it looked like a lot at times. >> jimmy: pray for us. our bins are in a lot of danger. and thanksgiving

aquí estÁ guillermo con un adelanto del clima. >> el sistema de alta presiÓn comenzar una divisiÓn hacia de nieve, arriba de los 4000 pies de altura mÁs nieve. esta es buena noticia por todo es agua que sigue acumulÁndose en las zonas altas y que en el futuro va a servir para toda california. mÁs detalles al regresar. >> fernando pizarro que en los detalles desde washington. >> los servicios de ciudadanÍa e inmigraciÓn, la agencia encargada de procesar las solicitudes de quienes se beneficiarÁn de las acciones ejecutivas del admites en obama estarÁn preparadas para enfrentar una avalancha de millones de postulaciones, asegura su director, leÓn rodrÍguez. nosotros hemos planeado estamos en el proceso de levantar obrassuficientes para recibir lo que nos venga. sean 2 millones, no somos preparados. la agencia seÑala que mÁs adelante se anunciarán las fechas especÍficas de postulaciÓn. y que los beneficiarios de estar alertas a las estafas. la acciÓn diferida para los padres es de venecia en mayo. mientras tanto, se le pide la gente que tener cuidado con las estafas. si alguien le ofrece ayu

guillermo, i'm going to ask you one more

all right, guillermo, show the world who i picked, please read the winner of "dancing with the stars." is -- >> alfonso ribeiro. >> jimmy: that is right. alfonso ribeiro. alfonso ribeiro. and who got eight perfect tens in the finals last night? none other than alfonso ribeiro! [ applause ] and that -- that is why they call me nostradancemus. if all goes well, i'll be doing the carlton dance all the way to the bank tomorrow. that's what thanksgiving is all about. are you excited for and/or dreading thanksgiving? thanksgiving is -- [ cheers and applause ] that unique magical time of the year where your whole family gets together to talk about what hbo shows they watch. and that's the best case scenario. this is interesting. the festival that we call the first thanksgiving lasted three days. not one day. and there's some evidence now that suggested native americans, the ones who sat down to eat with the pilgrims, contrary to folklore, were not actually invited to the dinner. they got wind of a gathering and just showed up. [ laughter ] which means the pilgrims were the first people in am

that's what my mother used to say, don't touch your dicky. >> jimmy: hey, i -- >> guillermo.e philippines, i came home, i got a little pimple on my foot and it turned out to be a skin disease and i went right into my leg and they could have taken my leg but i didn't worry about it because johnny depp's my friend and i promised me a pirate picture. [ laughter ] looking for my purell. that's nothing i should worry about? >> no, your personality, you'll die soon. [ laughter ] no -- god forbid, that was a joke. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i saw your parents outside. begging for money. [ laughter ] his parents are sitting outside with a shawl, going, tell jim miliwe need money. and he's in here with the smart suit and the mexican band. [ laughter ] you guys aren't mexican. you're what? >> mexican. >> and you see how full of fun they are? >> jimmy: how is your wife? do you go shopping for her for the holidays? >> no more shopping. these are tough times today. >> jimmy: you don't do any shopping? >> she has one beautiful ring, she goes to the airport and signals ships. [ laughter ] >> j