where is guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to the brooklynettes. parking lot at the show. hey, we have a great show for you tonight. brooklyn's favorite son jay z is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] we went to all the jays from a-z to make sure we brought you the best one. jay z and i have a lot in common. we're body from brooklyn. we body love beyonce. [ laughter ] the only difference between us is he was a drug dealer when he was a kid. me in outfits that matched hers. [ laughter ] other than that, i look happy in that picture because i was too young to understand what was jay z is headlining a huge concert down the block tonight called tidal x. we're going to join that live from barclays. all the big names will be there, nas, usher, beyonce, nicki minaj, the pizza rap, you name it, they will be there. one of his big songs is "99 problems for one person to have. if you have that many problems you should probably get help. in honor of jay z's appearance on our show tonight we went

>> guillermo: how many? >> six different. >> guillermo: wow. >> jimmy: one thing being with the owner, guillermo, you find out all -- >> guillermo: all the information. >> jimmy: exactly. >> i'm tired of gorillas. let's check out something else. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, right. >> guillermo: come on let's go. >> jimmy: good-bye, gorillas, nice to meet you. >> let's go see the flamingos. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> the florence nightingales of the bird world. >> jimmy: let's go. >> peaches. she gets crazy when i come around. >> jimmy: mike tyson used to have a tiger in his house. can you imagine having one of these in your house? >> that's why i bought the bronx zoo because i want one in my house. >> jimmy: what's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? >> they don't make bison spicy hot wings. they make buffalo hot wings. >> jimmy: yeah. >> guillermo: how many pounds? do you think? >> easily about 16,000. >> guillermo: wow. >> jimmy: it weighs 16,000 pounds? >> yeah. these animals. >> what does dense mean? >> j

in nashville -- guillermo, you understand? >> guillermo: i do. >> jimmy: they will see 3d figures of us on their stage, and we will have 3d figures of some of the performers and bands, the band perry will be here performing as a hologram. [ cheers and applause ] you understand? >> guillermo: yeah, i do understand. >> jimmy: okay, can you explain it to me? because i have no idea how it works. >> guillermo: i think we're going to run out of time. >> jimmy: all right. seth rogen will be our guest, a country music edition of "mean tweets." jake owen, the up and down perry, eric stonestreet will be firing paint balls at me.

>> guillermo: barbara! >> jimmy: you threw it on the floor. >> where it belongs. >> jimmy: wait a minute, are you telling me you guys are not interested in any of my ideas? >> they really suck. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> kimmel laboratories stock is plunging. >> have you ever taken an iq test? >> wow! >> barbara, does that mean you're out? >> i'm so out. but i'll take this cute little short guy. come on over here. >> i'm out, jimmy, sorry. >> jimmy: come on tanner, we're going home. >> guillermo: i'm still with you. when i'm back i'm not selling anything to any of you. guillermo, you can stay here. so disappointing. such a great idea, right, tanner? >> yeah. >> jimmy: look who's here, judas. >> guillermo: jimmy, barbara smells so good. >> jimmy: barbara smells good? >> it's crap. this show is going down the drains. >> can i bump into something? >> jimmy: yeah, go bump into something. totally safe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they'll be sorry. tonight on the show it is "mashup monday" with joss

do you think he is, guillermo? you don't think so. i do want to mention guillermo this week. he's on "celebrity name game" on >> guillermo: terrible. >> jimmy: terrible. craig sent us a clip from the show. this is guillermo giving his contestants. >> the letter is h. >> 45 seconds on the clock please. get ready, get set. get going. come on. come on. >> pass, pass. >> pass. >> ah, ah, you know -- >> i did? >> yeah. >> here we go. >> pass. >> okay. you have -- >> yeah. and then you go -- you play with -- >> hair ball. >> yeah. >> all right. >> all right. he's an actor. he looks good. he's from -- >> who is it, hugh grant? who is he? who is he? give me something. what was he in? >> first fame right. >> hugh hefner? come on, give me something. >> oh, okay. all right. >> jimmy: okay. you know you are supposed to help them, right? it wasn't like -- >> guillermo: it's too hard. it's too hard, too complicated. >> jimmy: do you know who helen keller is now? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy:. speaking of games, any of you play candy crush? kay digital entertainment, the company that makes ca

it's become a very popular tradition, especially for our pal, guillermo. >> guillermo: oh, how i love the holidays. especially watching my new favorite hallmark movie, "open for christmas." i love this movie so much. i wish it was real, live like. oh. >> what just happened? >> i don't know. where are we? >> guillermo: my wish game true. >> aren't we supposed to be on the film set in montreal? >> yeah "jimmy kimmel live". >> guillermo: relax. what? anyway, i make you a christmas present. look. this for you. this for you. and i made myself one, too. >> oh. >> guillermo: nice for the next eight weeks for christmas. >> if we're here with you we can't be at the north pole open for christmas. >> that's right. that's right. in fact, i feel like we are being sucked back into the tv right now. right? >> right. i'm being pulled right back in. >> guillermo: guys, don't forget your sweaters. >> okay. we'll never stop believing in the power of christmas. >> guillermo: i think i drank too much nog. >> countdown to christmas, featuring 17 all new holiday movies including "north pole open for christm

his name is guillermo. say hello to nashville, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, everybody!heers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to take a selfie with someone there. let's get somebody up on the stage, somebody from the crowd. let me just hang on to you here. let me take your hat off. all right. do we have somebody? let's get somebody out there. hi. hi, how are you? >> i'm doing good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. hold guillermo's head. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hang on to that. actually throw it back to me here. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, this is fun. it's floating in the middle of us no are now. do you have a camera with you, do you have your phone? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: let's see if this works. i honestly have no idea if this will work. you get in next to guillermo's head. slide in there. take another step, another step. get a little bit closer. or i can get a little bit -- all right there we go. okay, all right, very good. all right. >> do you want me to take a selfie? >> jimmy: take a selfie of us and i want to see if we're in there or

guillermo, guillermo, the audience and you will be in charge of taking questions. let's first say hello to the sexiest man alive. hello, sexiest man alive. [ applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: very well, thank you. we covered his beautiful face and mod lateulated his voice to disguise his identity. congratulations on being the sexiest. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you're welcome. may i ask, this room, where are you right now? >> i'm in london. >> jimmy: oh, you're in london. all right. so members of your audience are going to ask yes or no questions, and we're going to try to figure out who is behind that magazine cover. are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right. guillermo, are you ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is your first question? >> have you ever played a super hero? >> jimmy: have you ever played a super hero? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> are you an actor? >> jimmy: are you an actor? >> no. >> jimmy: interesting. right? maybe we should have had that question first. >> were you ever in a boy band? >> jimmy: were you ever in a b

it wasn't t like -- >> guillermo: it's too hard. it's too hd, too complicated. >> jimmy: do you know who helen keller is now? >> guillermo:: no. >> jimmy:. speaking of games, any of you play candy crush? kay digital entertainment, the company that makes candy crush, was just purchased for $5.9 billion. billion dollars. they were bought by activision blizzard which is a company that makes "call of duty" a and i guess they figigured whe they had the oprtunity to pay billions of dollars for a game people were tired of in 2012 you don't just jump at it, you leap, you leap. we had our own versi of candy crush on our sho last night. parents t told their kids they ate their candy and they were crushed. we did not get $5.9 billion, by the way. it's always very popopular. there are always thousands of comments on the youtube chahannel of people watch this. a lot of the commence this year, a lot of them were from people upset parents didn't shoe the video horizontally. they did the vertical t thing if big hit of the video came cotesy of a 4-y

guillermo, are you ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy. question? >> have you ever played a super hero? >> jimmy: have you ever played a super hero? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> are you an actor? >> jimmy: are you an actor? >> no. >> jimmy: interesting. right? maybe we should have had that question first. >> were you ever in a boy band? >> jimmy: were you ever in a boy band? >> no, i wasn't. >> jimmy: who were you thinking it might have been by the way? maybe justin timberlake? >> jimmy: oh, no, it's definitely not nick carter. right now. >> you never know. >> jimmy: okay. all right. well, in this case we did. next? >> are you married to a celebrity? >> jimmy: are you married to a celebrity? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: yes, he is married to a celebrity. >> do you have an accent? >> jimmy: do you have an accent? >> i do have an accent. >> jimmy: yes, yes. although he might say that we have an accent. >> are you an athlete? >> jimmy: are you an athlete? >> i was an athlete. >> jimmy: he was an athlete. all right. well, that's got to narrow it down somewhat. do

>> guillermo: i'm drunk at work. >> jimmy: you're drunk at work? >> guillermo: yes. he, i'm going to keep. that's how it happens. [ applause ] >> guillermo: yes. i go back to my corner. >> jimmy: what have you had to drink tonight so far? >> guillermo: tequila and sprite. huh? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: is that a drink or did you make that one up? >> guillermo: i made it up. >> jimmy: that's called the home. that's how it works. clean out the clutter. keep the friends who actually are your friends like this little drunk fella drinking his sprite and tequila and happy. we're going to take a break. when we come back from that break i will reveal the identity with your help from "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. plus the first official photo of just stay around. [ applause ] all the hard work... time in the service... community college... it matters. it's why we, at university of phoenix, count your relevant work and college experience as credits toward your degree. why is philips sonicare the most loved electric toothbrush brand by americans and their dentists?

>> guillermo: i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? did you take a holiday christmas card with the family? >> guillermo: not yet. this weekend. >> jimmy: oh, this weekend. where are you going to do it? >> guillermo: i think at the mall. >> jimmy: at the mall? with santa claus? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: it would be weird if it were in front of hot dog on a stick, right? all right. i'd like to shine a light on very fine local reporting. i don't think we do this enough. ktla, one of our local channels, mark mester is the news man. he's so busy covering a fire in cree that town this morning he lost all sense of place. >> as you can look at the building here it is at a total loss. we're awaiting the damage estimate so as we get details into the newsroom we'll pass them along to you as soon as we get them. live in south korea this morning. studio. >> jimmy: they really expanded their coverage. [ cheers and applause ] this happened in brooklyn at the barclay's center. the nets beat the hawks there. 90-88. a close one. the highlight came b