a little guillermo bongo. >> guillermo, you got a nice ass, baby. hey, that was nice. >> jimmy: that's why we hired him, yeah, yeah. by the way, you know how to throw a party, don't you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have big parties at your house? >> i used to when i was younger. >> jimmy: you used to. you had a big party for your son's birthday. his 16th birthday. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: how many people were at that party? >> like 300 little screaming kids. >> jimmy: 300 kids. chuck e. cheese? at the house? where did you have it? >> somewhere around jefferson's, a little art gallery i rented out, we had food trucks outside, it was awesome. >> jimmy: this is what i really thought was interesting. this is your son right here, >> yes. >> jimmy: this is his birthday present. you got him a jeep. which is really nice. looks like it's customized. but in addition to the jeep, you also got him a lamborghini. >> that was -- that was more of a academic incentive gift. >> jimmy: an incentive gift. >> yeah, even though i bought the lamborghini, it's in my garage. th

>> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: he did not, another donald trump is refusing to take part in the debate on fox news tomorrow night because megyn there, is someone he does not like. this morning he tweeted, i refuse to call megyn kelly a bimbo because that would not be politically correct. instead i will only call her a lightweight reporter. well, that's considerate, at least, right? by the way -- he said that at 5:45 a.m. this is what he woke up thinking. this was in his brain at 5:45 -- you have to hand it to him, trump insults more women by 6:00 a.m. than most people do all year. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the reason that he doesn't like her, hee claims that megyn n lly is unfair, which that makes senen. fox news has a long and dark history of being unfair to republicans. [ laughter ] when did the republican race for president turn into "the real housewives"? but either way -- i have to believe jeb bush is excited. it's like when the bully stays home sick from school, you get one day of not gettin

all right, guillermo in a baseball uniform. guillermo? >> guillermo: catcher. >> jimmy: oh, nice. i played catcher too. all right. let's keep going. what's going on here? >> guillermo: it was my birthday, me and my grandma. >> jimmy: she has the same birthday? >> guillermo: no, it was my birthday. >> jimmy: i see, okay. this next one is a classic photo. [ cheers and applause ] that's the day his moustache was born. how old were you when you had that moustache? >> guillermo: i think i was 18. >> jimmy: 18? you look like you're 8. this is guillermo and his mom elba. is that a lamp on top of a christmas tree by the way? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: now this picture is one of my favorites. this is one i've seen before. looks like you guys are up to no good here, huh? concert t-shirts? >> guillermo: yeah, to buy beer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were those officially licensed t-shirts or no? >> guillermo: no, make. >> jimmy: you had to make them. i believe we have one more. you have to look closely here. guillermo is dressed up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] why were you dressed as

phappy birthday, guillermo. p[ cheers and applause ] p>> jimmy: 45 years ago today, a pdrunken stork pstumbled into a hospital in pmexico and out of his bindle prolled a little mustashioed pguillermo. pguillermo doesn't know this but pi got in touch with his mom and pshe gave us photographs of you pover the years. pthat's right, let's look at pthem. pall right, guillermo in a pbaseball uniform. pwhat position did you play, pguillermo? p>> guillermo: catcher. p>> jimmy: oh, nice. pall right. plet's keep going. pwhat's going on here? p>> guillermo: it was my pbirthday, me and my grandma. p>> jimmy: she has the same pbirthday? p>> guillermo: no, it was my pbirthday. p>> jimmy: i see, okay. pthis next one is a classic hoto. p[ cheers and applause ] pthat's the day his pmoustache was born. phow old were you when you had pthat moustache? p>> guillermo: i think i was 18. p>> jimmy: 18? pyou look like you're 8. pthis is guillermo and his mom pelba. pis that a lamp on top of a pchristmas tree by the way? p>> guillermo: y

guillermo: esto sÓlo en mÉxico.ocuradurÍa general de la repÚblica. podrÍamos estar hablando de arriba de los 6000 millones de pesos. guillermo: mÁs de 330 millones de dÓlares. mientras que en estados unidos, el proceso de incautaciÓn de bienes depende de quiÉn el decomiso. >> si es un caso tÍpico de parada de trÁfico y empiezan a oler o mirar cosas que resultan en una arresto de narcotraficantes, es un caso estatal. guillermo: el dinero encontrado un fiscal que determina que suficientes pruebas para aquel caso vaya a la corte. tiene que probar la inocencia de lo que ha sido confiscado. >> si puedes comprobar que es legÍtimo, no te lo revisamos. guillermo: los bienes terminan bajo la custodia de los departamentos de justicia. segÚn un reporte del gobierno federal, sÓlo en 2003 de las autoridades de estados unidos incautaron 6000 millones de dÓlares antes de comprobar su legalidad, mientras que en 2014 la cifra casi llego a los 9000 millones. cuando se trata de dinero, una vez la investigaciÓn concluye, el efectivo se

>> guillermo: yeah. >> yeah. that's really -- that's [ bleep ] crazy, jimmy. >> jimmy: my uncle frank did wear shoes everywhere he'd go. i mean, it was like his thing. and so when teresa brought up the shoes -- i got chills. >> you knew him too? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: her father, yeah. >> meanwhile. i have no idea that uncle frank's daughter, i'm talking to her. that's why. yeah. >> you think i know that's your cousin? >> jimmy: i assumed you were asking her -- >> how do i know that? they have me looking at her. when i'm channeling her father and the breath and the filling up with the fluid -- >> [ bleep ]. >> it's your uncle frank. >> jimmy: give me my jack tripper note. >> take your note. as long as you're happy with your note. >> jimmy: i was really happy to get my note from john ritter but the weird thing was -- i don't know, it seemed like 11 hours. the whole time uncle frank said nothing to me, nothing about me. and this bothered me because i'm self-centered. >> jimmy: he's not saying anything about me at all

to dead people, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you were kind of freaked out by the whole thing? >> guillermo: yeah, i was afraid, i had butterflies in my stomach. >> jimmy: you don't want to get those, if they get into your stomach they're in a lot of trouble. also, you know, there's a lot going on in new hampshire right now. after the caucus in iowa, the candidates who had no chance to win are finally starting to realize that and drop out. rick santorum announced he's suspending his campaign after he finished 11 in this iowa. rand paul is suspending his campaign after finishing fifth. i like that they call it suspending. as if their campaigns got caught having sex under the bleachers and will be back in a couple of weeks. rand paul deserves a lot of credit. he said time and time again he believes in smaller government. now that he's out of the race the government is indeed one person smaller. jeb bush finished sixth behind rand paul. who dropped out. but jeb bush is still running. he doesn't know wha

guillermo, how are you doing? >> guillermo: doing great. >> jimmy: jeremy's having trouble with his wife and mother-in-law. but anyway, we're going to put that aside, geeuillermo, try to find someone to be channing tatum's valentine tonight, okay? grab somebody off the street and ask if they want to be channing tatum's valentine. >> guillermo: okay. >> be funny if we didn't find anybody. >> jimmy: no, thanks. >> hi. >> jimmy: there we go, okay, all right. what is your name? >> jimmy: hi, jennifer. >> hi. >> jimmy: where are you going right now? >> i am actually on my commute home from school. >> jimmy: you're going home what do you do for a living? >> school. >> jimmy: from school. >> what do i do for a living? i'm a student. >> jimmy: you're a student. what's in the -- you got luggage with you? >> i do have luggage with me. >> jimmy: they put all that stuff on computers now. hey, why don't you come in here for a second? we have a surprise for you. >> what do you mean? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right,

if he, for instance -- let's get guillermo in here. guillermo? you can help us with this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, so if cam newton -- this is a real thing you can bet on. are you going to hit me with that football? all right. if he dances on his own, solo, and you bet on it, you'll win $180 for every $100 you bet. show us exactly how cam newton would dance, guillermo. >> jimmy: that's the cam newton dance. you keep dancing throughout this. will the panthers players -- keep dancing -- who score the first touchdown give the football to a boy or a girl? sometimes they give the ball to people in the crowd. if it's a boy the odds are 1-2, bet $100, win $200. $200 -- do they assume there are more boys or girls in the stands? this is real, keep dancing, what color will beyonce's foot wear be when she comes onstage for the halftime show? black pays 3-2, gold brown is 5-2, white is 2.75-1, silver/gray is 4.75-1. any other color is 7-1 odds. if she comes out barefoot you get nothing at all. will peyton manning announce his retirement in the

, it's about love. >> jimmy: well said, guillermo. >> that's probably why he's here. >> guillermo: i never talked before. i was nervous. my stomach had like butterflies here, you know. i almost got diarrhea, you know.ous. >> i don't see the way we see her in the physical world. fy say to someone, there's a mother energy here, and you tell me your mother isn't departed, it could be a grandmother, a law, an aunt, or someone like a mother. >> jimmy: he doesn't like his mother-in-law, can we not let her in? my mother-in-law, sheazy, she try to boss me around, control me. tried to do like, oh, do this, you knowy day. i told her, relax, enjoy life, you know? she's very insane. >> jimmy: do you ever get contacted by famous people? >> i've seent are celebrities. popped in for a reading. >> jimmy: it would bek elvis or something. any elvis coming through? >> no, but he is dead, i women say that. >> jimmy: he is dead, i had a>> for a tragedy like a snowmobile or ski accident, i'll see sunny bono. >> jimmy: you see sunny bono sometimes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he mention cher? is there ever any

>> guillermo: i dream about my uncle frank. and i saw him in the table, i saw him -- >> jimmy: he's my uncle, not your uncle, you remember that right? >> is that the father figure? >> guillermo: yeah, over the years he was like -- he was my uncle. everybody's uncle. >> how do you connect with the chest? heart, lungs? because i'm filling up with fluid. did i say something that you understand? >> lung cancer. >> she turned and looked at me. i was like, oh my god. i was open to it. >> how do you connect with coins? i'm sorry? >> my father. >> your father? >> jimmy: my cousin mickey is my uncle frank's daughter. she goes to mediums a lot. so they keep in pretty close touch. >> did you keep something of his that was unique? people keep an article of clothing or -- but i keep seeing wing-tipped shoes. >> jimmy: he always wore shoes. you know. except for in bed. he didn't wear -- he always, right? >> guillermo: yeah. [ bleep ] crazy, jimmy. >> jimmy: my uncle frank did wear shoes everywhere he'd go. i mean, it was like his thing. and