we're ready for our word. >> guillermo: jot. [ laughter ] >> what? >> guillermo: jot.acht? go goid. >> jot. >> jimmy: can you spell it please? can you use it in a sentence, please? >> guillermo: can you believe the size of that jot? >> alternative pronunciations, please? >> jimmy: i think that was it. >> huh. >> guillermo: jot. >> jot. am i pronouncing the word correctly? >> guillermo: jot. >> usually when he says j sound, it's usually a y. so it could be -- i mean, it can't be ya. nobody would ask ya. >> jah. >> jimmy: what do you think? give it a shot. >> may i have the origin? >> guillermo: barcelona. >> may i have the definition, please? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that would be good. >> guillermo: jot is a very short word. >> i didn't say sentence. i said may i have the definition, please. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good job. good job. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think i know it. i think i know it. yob. j-o-b. >> yacht. you were on the right track before. >> jimmy: it was yacht. one time you pronounce it correctly? >> you got to pay attention. >> tie minus one and minus

your second word, guillermo?> guillermo: ice moose. >> wait one second. >> jimmy: what's the problem? the mike's too short? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. let's watch these geniuses figure out how to adjust a microphone. [ applause ] >> got it. okay. can you repeat the word? >> jimmy: yeah. repeat the word. >> guillermo: ice moose. >> ice moose? >> guillermo: ice moose. >> ice moose. >> ice moose. >> may i have the definition, please? >> guillermo: ice moose is something that exists. >> can i have the part of speech, please? >> guillermo: this word has no part of a speech. >> may i have the language of origin, please? >> jimmy: he's mexican. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: come on. you guys are the champions. >> i-c-e m-o-o-s-e. ice moose. >> that's close. it's isthmus. >> jimmy: all right. i think this might be the last turn. >> can they break the tie. >> guillermo: this is different. this is difficult. this one is hard. this one is very hard. >> jimmy: okay. for us or you? [ poorly pronounced word] >> what? [ poor

the sky slide. >> guillermo: hi, it's me guillermo. i'm here at oue sky space l.a. there's a sky slide. i'm going to go on top of the building and then go outside and then i'm going to slide. it's a terrible idea -- super idea. but i'm going to do it. well, i'm going to try it. thank you, jimmy kimmel. i'm going to go get a drink first. [ bleep ] you, jimmy kimmel. it's coffee -- beer. what floor are we going to, guys? >> 54. >> guillermo: 54. now we go to another elevator. what floor are we going to >> 70. >> guillermo: 70? oh, my. okay. here we are on the 70th floor. i still think this is one of the dumbest idea we ever done on the show. for sure two things are going to happen. one, i'm going to close my eyes. second, i'm going to [ bleep ] my pants. [ applause ] >> guillermo: it's too high. and how thick is the glass? >> the glass is three ply and it's about an inch and a quarter thick in total. >> guillermo: john, i want to ask you a private question. if this is a white man idea? >> i'll have to say that, um, there were many of us

>> guillermo: no way. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. when we come back, we have some amazing technology to show you. a professor from stanford came up with a facial transforming software that you have to see to believe, and you will see it. stick around. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ it's here, but it's going by fast. the opportunity of the year is back: the mercedes-benz summer event. get to your dealer today for incredible once-a-season offers, and start firing up those grilles. lease the cla250 for $299 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. jay knows how to keep nice shorts, dad...g. this is what the pros wear. uhhh... that's why he starts his day with those two scoops in heart healthy kellogg's raisin bran. ready to eat my dust? too bad i already filled up on raisins. kellogg's raisin bran. deliciously heart healthy. come on! ♪ come on. ♪ ♪ p&g. proud sponsor of moms. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switc

guillermo: los asaltantes llevaban un arma.amente entran toneladas. guillermo: es un ex piloto del ejÉrcito ha tenido arma desde 1973. luis: tengoen total seis armas. guillermo: dice que hay que identificar claramente al culpable. luis: fue un tipo con una mentalidad errÓnea. guillermo: los rifles de asalto, han sido protagonista de otras masacres. fueron utilizados en san bernardino, california, donde murieron 14 personas en 2015. tambiÉn en ataque de escuelas. sÓlo en estados unidos, en lo que va del aÑo, se han registrado mÁs de 130 muertes. la mayorÍa de ellos con armas semiautomÁtico. el arma puede llegar un objetivo de hasta 300 m de distancia. tiene un precio de venta al pÚblico por debajo de los $2000. despuÉs de cada masacre se reaviva el debate si se tiene que tener controles mÁs estrictos sobre las armas. >> si hubiera mÁs restricciones las armas a lo mejor mi hijo pudiera estar aquÍ. guillermo: entre 1994 y 2004, en algunos estados como massachusetts, california, maryland estuvo prohibida la venta de rifle de asalto

>> guillermo: okay.and nothing's going your way ♪ ♪ when your phone won't charge and your car won't start and your zit won't go away ♪ ♪ when life's trials and dibulations have got you feeling small ♪ ♪ there's just two words you need to stay to feel 6'2" inches tall ♪ joet that's all you need to say ♪ ♪ wash your cares away ♪ when your cat is stuck up a ♪ when your pet falls in the sea ♪ ♪ when you spill desert on your new shirt ♪ ♪ repeat after me >> jimm >> guillermo: wow, so it's as easy as saying dikembe ma tomb bow. ♪ when your testicles get caught in a barbed wire sense ♪ >> don't that make everything better? ♪ i'm 7'2", size 22 shoe. making people happy is what i do ♪ ♪ dikembe mu tome bow ♪ as simple ♪ dikembe mu tome bow >> it's simple as can be ♪ ♪ makes everything happy >> dikembe mutombo ♪ >> jimmy: it's time to bleep and burr the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> talk about in politics, donald trump [ bleep ] corey lewandowski

♪ >> guillermo: you guys are much better than the marching band. >> thank you. ♪ >> guillermo: oh.mo: play your horn. ♪ [ horn playing ] >> guillermo: stop playing the horn. i cannot wait until wednesday. >> new orleans, see how we do it like no other city in the world. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with ben mendelsohn. jamie wanted a taste of the real new orleans and we just couldn't say no to that face. then we wanted more of that local flavor so betty says... oh yeah, that's betty. you're going to want to do this alligator thing. and betty didn't lead us wrong. a little later we passed some dancing. and who doesn't like dancing? especially when it's followed by fireworks everyone's nola is different. follow yours. there's still time to save on great gifts for dad! kohl's has hundreds of great gift ideas at prices you'll love! like a new dress shirt or tie only $19.99 pick him up a new watch... or give him a watch gift set for only $27.99 and save on performance golf shirts and, no matter how you pay take an extra 20% off these already great sale prices! everyone gets kohl's cash

guillermo, look at this. it doesn't turn into a fire. now it did. that's great looking. holy cow. yeah. the fire marshal is going to have us all in chains. where is kyle chandler and the volunteer fire force? [ laughter ] i don't want to put this over there. i feel like it's going to catch on fire. >> it won't. >> jimmy: i'll put it over here. >> you're next. you finish it up. >> jimmy: what do i do? >> chilies. we're going with italian ones. >> jimmy: in the oil? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. nice. what else? >> your tomatoes, put the whole can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: and? >> let that cook a little bit. put the shrimp back in. >> jimmy: shrimp go back in. sorry, guys, you're going back in. >> now they're going to finish and we put the herbs. >> jimmy: what you got? >> normally we'd have basil, but because we're going the marriage with mexico, we're uing cilantro. >> jimmy: that seems very unusual, unorthodox to me. >> yes, it's very unorthodox, but that's the beauty of cooking is. you don't have to

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>> guillermo: hold on.jimmy: wow. okay, now that is definitely not allowed in the studio. did you know that was going to happen? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. i wish i had known. i lost my eyelashes. guillermo, look at this. what a waste of drink. >> i know. >> you want more? >> jimmy: when i do it, it doesn't turn into a fire. now it did. >> that's great looking. >> jimmy: holy cow. the fire marshal is going to have us all in chains. where is kyle chandler and the volunteer fire force? i don't want to put this over there. i feel like it's going to catch on fire. >> it won't. >> jimmy: i'll put it over here. >> you're next. you finish it up. do the chilies. we're going with italian ones. >> jimmy: in the oil? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. nice. >> your tomatoes, was the can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: and? the can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: an the can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: an the can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: anthe can of those beautiful tomatoes. >> jimmy: and? >>

god bless everyone. >> guillermo: okay, we're finished.go to finished. >> that was really great. the litigants are on their way, and they're both technically winners. judge james offered you $2500 and you the same. let me ask you something, are you happy with the decision? >> i feel like judge james gave us an opportunity to rebuild our friendship. it cost more than any tote, any amount of money, and i just feel like we should really heed his advice. i think he said some really good things. >> i feel like the question on everyone's mind is your relationship at all sexual nature? >> no. >> no? >> she is sexy, though. >> let's get this party started. very nice. cheers to each other. all right. remember, if you have a dispute, don't take matters into your own hands. don't bring it to judge james either. >> you paid the defendant $3,000 for two handbags. >> i have no purses or wallets. >> how are you carrying your things? >> i have another purse. >>. [ applause ] >> jimmy: when i become vice president, i might want to become a judge. it's time

we're still searching. >> jimmy: now, guillermo's got a hopper over there.t are in there? >> this is first names. >> jimmy: bird names. >> yes. >> jimmy: and the second is candle scents. okay. so, if you really want to leave this to the gods. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is the way to do i mean, really. >> okay. >> jimmy: go crazy. there we go. all right. read the bird name first. >> tucan. mountain lodge. >> jimmy: megan fox everybody. "teen age mutant ninja turtles." ♪ age mutant ninja turtles." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (whispers rocket) sometimes water just starts falling out of the sky. when water freezes, people play on it. when it bubbles, people sit in it. when it moves, people slide down it. and smart people, like this person, say there's about to be even more water. there's about to be even more water. ok, smile. in fact, there's so much water out there, why in the world would you get a phone that can't get wet? ok, try again. the new water-resistant galaxy s7 edge. ♪ new premium carved turkey at subway. it's oven-roasted just right ... sliced thick, tender, juicy, jus

guillermo: devuelve alesta semana, un gran escala. problemas respiratorios, que partir de maÑana usted deja de usar el coche, serÍa una buena opciÓn. temperatura unos 57, se mantiene cerrado, para los prÓximos dÍas si usted tiene historias y desea que las investiguemos o bien noticias que reportar, llame a nuestra redaccÓn. o envíenos un correo electÓnico a "noticias14 @univision .net" ---varios poliÍas encubiertos realizaron un draÁtico arresto en las calles de san francisco, cuando un grupo de delincuentes intentaba asaltar mÁs noticias que san román barreto cuando un grupo de delincuentes trataban de asaltar apristas. detalles de una nueva protesta, para exigir el control de renta y un alto a los desalojen. expertos recomiendan someter a la tercera de junio de 2016 esta sala noticias. la corte suprema nula una ley que imponÍa decisiones en una clÍnica de aborto en texas. el autor de la masacre de orlando pasaba horas frente al espejo sacÁndose fotos y cuidaba mucho su apariencia. esto lo dijo su ex esposa. mÁs lluvias y saqueos com

. >> reportera: guillermo le vino como anillo al dedo reto 28.es hasta 58%. >> la diabetes es un problema creciente en estados unidos. mÁs de 20 millones de personas estÁn diagnosticados con la enfermedad. para los diabÉticos, en esta segunda temporada, univisiÓn puso una rutina de ejercicio. tambiÉn un menÚ variado. >> sube el azÚcar en la sangre, al estar alta va a tener muchos problemas cardiovasculares, renales. hay que mantener un nivel adecuado de glucosa para tener cierta energÍa pero para que no suba demasiado en el organismo. >> guillermo se ve optimista. guillermo: yo creo que una dieta me puede ayudar para poder acostumbrarme. ♪ ♪ jorge: vamos ahora con ilia haber que tenemos esta noche. ilia: en new york encontraron un camiÓn con armas en la entrada de manhattan. en total cinco pistolas, dos rifles, chalecos antibalas y navajas. los tres ocupantes del vehÍculo fueron detenidos. la muerte de la viuda del cantante valentÍn elizalde parece haber sido perpetuada por profesionales, fueron directos hacia ella. tendremos mÁs detalles esta no

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo voted and posted a photo. did you get to take that photo for you? >> my wife. >> jimmy: your wife? it's very american. i also went to the polls yesterday. i'm a little bit upset. i hope you know i'm running for vice president of the united states, and yesterday -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, yesterday i went to exercise my right to vote. yesterday before work my wife barbara ann my son and we went to our local polling place for what i hoped would be an historic event. ♪ >> jimmy: here we are. hello. we're just going to go right to the head of the line. i'm an actual candidate. yeah. excuse me. i'm a candidate. hi there. >> name? >> jimmy: kimmel, jimmy kimmel. >> there you go. sign right there. >> jimmy: hi. how are you? >> there you go. >> jimmy: thank you. >> happy voting. >> jimmy: thank you. vote now. daddy's going to vote. >> excuse me. can i see huh. thank you. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't see my name here on this ballot. jimmy kimmel. >> are you running for office? >> jimmy

guillermo: amigos, muy buenas tardes.nuestra regiÓn. calor intenso, claramente amenaza hallar las zonas de desierto. se espera que se batan rÉcords. hoy en el promedio normal 7 vayamos a ver entonces lo que sucede. 20% en las primeras horas del viernes. amigos en san josÉ, la temperaturas hasta los 9 al mÁs detalles, esta noche sÓlo a las once. si usted tiene historias y desea que las investiguemos o leticia: entrarÁn en vigor los aumentos en las tarifas de estacionamiento en las estaciones, luego de su operaciÓn a finales del aÑo pasado. redondos autos a primer -- leÓn: a partir del primero de julio subirÁ, de modo que debera pagar 2% mÁs. cinco dÓlares de estacionamiento, mÁs el boleto de ida como de regreso. yo creo que es una andanada.

---pasamos con guillermo quiroz con el trt 114 guillermo: el panorama se va mantener muy agradable, aunqueestra regiÓn van a continuar en lÍnea costera. de joder el rÉcord de 98°, temperaturas por la noche 56 las situaciones que va descendiendo la temperatura maÑana si el viernes 67,68°. amigos en la bahÍa para san josÉ despejado no se espera ningÚn sistema que traiga lluvias. son condiciones muy agradables en estos dÍas donde el calorcito se ha dejado seguir en algunos lugares, tengo mÁs detalles maÑanas buenas noches. que descansan regresamos. ---el matrimonio lo puede sacar del hospital e incluso salvarle la vida.---los locutora: las personas casadas que sufren un paro cardÍaco tienen una probabilidad 14% mayor de sobrevivir los demÁs le dan el alta antes a las personas solteras. o cientÍficos seÑalan la importancia de tener apoyo fÍsico y emocional. it's all right. that's ok. keep your head up, ok? you did great. you did your best, alright? he's got this one. he's got it. he's got it. hiciste todo lo que te enseñamos. los apoyas en todo lo que hacen para que encuentren su verdadero tal

guillermo: vamos a hablar de las temperaturas mÁs frescas para nosotros, detalles al volver.noche solo las 11, feliz miÉrcoles. cerveza estrella jalisco presenta. (musica de mariachi) ♪ ♪ cerveza estrella jalisco. esto es mexicanidad. si usted tiene historias y desea que las investiguemos o bien noticias que reportar, llame a nuestra redaccÓn. o envíenos un correo electÓnico a "noticias14 @univision .net" a las once...--captaron en Ídeo un brutal acto de violencia que involucra a un maestro pegándole a un estudiante en una escuela de arte de san francisco..tenemos la historia exclusiva esta noche--ademas le diremos cual es el mayor obsÁculo para los residentes de california que quieren comprar una casa propia. --y tambien en california entra en vigor una poÉmica ley que le da el derecho a morir a personas con enfermedades terminales... miÉrcoles 8 de junio estos son los titulares. hillary clinton y donald trump van a ir al duro combate hacia la casa blanca. entre gritos y forcejeos una valiente madre impide que un criminal secuestre a su hija mientras compraban una tienda de

guillermo: que tal amigo? buenas tardes, feliz martes. mantiene la humedad va hacia la zona del norte del golfo de mÉxico nuevamente tormentas desafortunadamente podrÍa entrar tornados. se va a mantener onda cÁlida especialmente por el interior 97 para la bahÍa, temperaturas de los 73, fresco en las costas, hacia el interior, advertencias zona de desiertos para este fin de semana temperaturas cercanas a los 105 mucho calor en california. 73 es la mÁxima. hoy por la noche agradable se mantienen los 55, vamos a ver el resto de esa semana laboral como pinta, 75, 76 hasta el jueves los temperaturas a los 86 lÍnea costera al interior san josÉ temperaturas a los 96 y 92. calorcito en camino, junio indica que viene candente. tengo mÁs detalles solamente a las 11. ---hoy a las once...el astronauta retirado "jose hernandez" y otros empleados de la "nasa" visitan una escuela de san jose para inspirar a los jovenes que sueÑan les diremos dÓnde conseguir entradas y le presentaremos opciones de transporte pÚblico para ir a la copa amÉrica centenario.

guillermo, how's your mother-in-law? >> guillermo: terrible. >> jimmy: she's terrible?> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: maybe you're hoping there's some more border control based on that, right? >> guillermo: yeah, we'll send her back. >> jimmy: okay, very good. in case you're wondering what jeb bush is up to these daze? >> there he is, jeb bush, standing all by himself at miami international airport. no entourage no secret service, no one. >> jimmy: for jeb, he's just a man in a cinnabon now. 165 pages of hillary clinton's e-mails, most if not all unremarkable. we asked people about the e-mails that were released. the specifics which of we made up. but that didn't stop people from pretending to be outraged in "hillary clinton e-mail lie witness news." >> talking to people about the hillary clinton e-mails that have been released. i'm sure you've seen some. >> i've seen a lot. >> were you disappointed how many nigerian princes hillary clinton wrote back to? think someone in that position would fall for something like that? >> i mean, it's not surprising considering it's hill

guillermo: es viernes, buenas tardes.a costa oeste sigue agradables. condiciones que se mantienen con algunos nublados. el monzÓn, esas lluvias que llegan y el cambio de viento hacia la zona del desierto continÚa. en nuestra regiÓn es muy agradable, por lo tanto el norte de california y la bahÍa sin ningÚn tipo de advertencia. 68°, se mantiene fresco, el promedio normales los 70... lejos de ese rÉcord de 94° en 1986. para esta noche, hay que relajarse, disfrutar con mucha responsabilidad... temperatura en los 50 -55- felicidades a todos los graduados- sÁbado y domingo, hasta los 68 el prÓximo lunes, va descendiendo pero el sÁbado es estupendo. en san josÉ, 83°, el domingo en los 79. voy a tener mÁs detalles, no se los pierda, esta noche, sÓlo a las 11. regresamos. flavio:para las 11 de la noche tendremos las siguientes historias. las mujeres en san jjosÉ contarÁn con un nuevo recurso de asistencia legal de salud y de protecciÓn en contra de la violencia. el ministro de seguridad de brasil declarÓ que las olimpiadas se pue

quinteros o mejor dicho con guillermo cuadrado y tambiÉn al jugador cristian zapata, el final fue dosno a muchos colombianos porque despuÉs de ese autogol escobar termina perdiendo la vida hoy tenemos la palabra del que fue capitÁn de la selecciÓn del ex tÉcnico de estados unidos y el asistente tÉcnico de la selecciÓn colombia es la diferencia de los cinco minutos despuÉs llegÓ la pelota piensa que el segundo gol le dio mÁs tranquilidad mÁs precisiÓnmuchos la mejor juega el partido y ahora va a tener que luchar para poder calificarse es sano de que continÚa el apoyo del presidente para el mac portÁtiles clasificar al mundial por eso tiene ese trabajo pero su momento importantÍsimo para toda la aficiÓn y por el fÚtbol de los estados unidos para competir contra los mejores equipos del mundo y ese fue otro ejemplo que nos dijo que no estamos listos prÓximo partido para las elecciones de colombia paraguay el martes y el mismo dÍa la selecciÓn de las barras y las estrellas lo harÁ ante su similar de costa rica a las afueras del estado libanÉs llegÓ una algarabÍa igual. el ejÉrcito de colom

my brother in law called me and said guillermo got a concussion over the weekend. what happened?guy hit the ball hard and hit me right here. >> jimmy: were you the goalie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, it went right in your forehead? >> right here. >> jimmy: and you weren't protected by all the gel that you keep in your hair? >> no, it was sunday. >> jimmy: i would think the ball would pop if it hits your head. >> no, but it was sunday. >> jimmy: oh, you don't use gel on sunday. >> no. >> jimmy: #no gel sundays. wow. [ applause ] and then you had the concussion and went to the doctor and you're okay now? >> yeah, they gave me a shot and say it take a couple days for the headache to go away. >> jimmy: what did your wife say? [ laughter] >> my wife got real mad. she said i cannot believe a 45 years old man playing soccer. you know what, forget it. no more sex. if you keep playing soccer, no more sex. >> jimmy: well this sounds like a convenient way to get out of sex with you. [ laughter] >> no more soccer. >> jimmy: but you did or did not have wifi at your house? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: st