>> guillermo: it's not your >> guillermo: shh. it's not your question. >> jimmy: but -- >> guillermo: shh. >> jimmy: i don't think he can hear -- >> guillermo: shh, shh, shh. >> jimmy: should i be quiet? >> guillermo: yes, please. >> jimmy: a long -- >> guillermo: shh! >> jimmy: i'll just wait till the time -- >> guillermo: shh! [ bell rings ] >> guillermo: your time is up. my next question everywhere? >> jimmy: can you repeat the question, please? >> guillermo: yes. my next question is for jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel, is immigration for everywhere? >> jimmy: is immigration for everywhere? okay. yeah, i would say that i think, yes, immigration is for everywhere. >> guillermo: you are correct, you win the debate, yay! >> jimmy: oh, oh, thank you! oh my goodness. wow. thank you so much. i won? >> guillermo: you won! >> jimmy: i won, thank you! so exciting. i have to they worked like this, i really didn't. since i'm wearing a -- this is a tia tiara? what this is? since i'm wearing this thing on my head, it seems like a good time to gi

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this is guillermo. back to you, jimmy. >> thank you, guillermo. game six of the nlcs is saturday and the world series starts tuesday on fox. it is thursday night which as you know means it's time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or censorship." >> good evening. let me be the last person to welcome you to tonight's debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. >> what we want to do is to repleni replenish. >> such a nasty [ bleep ]. >> every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. i like [ bleep ]. >> the dodgers playing is else. >> in a word your one word of advice for donald? >> [ bleep ]. >> is it sad that i always obey the law? i have all the documents. i have very clean [ bleep ]. >> called bernie sanders a [ bleep ], did you? >> well, you know -- ? >> we broke the record? is it the biggest ever, grandpa? >> well, it's biggest [ bleep ] i've ever seen, and i've seen lots. >> donald trump is a man who sees a [ bleep ] and wants to [ bleep ] it. >> jimmy: when we return our o

guillermo, who is that right now with you? >> guillermo: this is my uncle. he's a good hombre! >> jimmy: what? how drunk are you right now, guillermo? >> very drunk. but he's a good hombre right here. >> jimmy: all right. yeah, i got that the first time. hey, what y >> adam. >> jimmy: do people tell you you look like guillermo? >> yeah, they do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you work there at the bar? >> yep. >> jimmy: yeah. guillermo is not able to fulfill his duties, would you be willing to step in? >> yeah. when i came to work this morning, there was a guy who came in, he goes, there's guillermo working. i said, no, my name is adam, guillermo's coming later. >> guillermo: jimmy, can i tell you something? >> jimmy: yes. >> guillermo: if you replace me, i'm going to start crying. >> no, no, don't cry. it's a team. >> jimmy: guillermo, buy another round of drinks for the bar, what do you say? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah! >> jimmy: there you go. a lot of fun being had there. our first guest tonight takes on the role of a real-life world war ii army medic in the mel gibso

>> $3200. >> guillermo: that's a lot of money. >> jimmy: it is. >> guillermo: i would give my kill if she buy those things. >> jimmy: you claiming to kill your wife in court? expensive. >> jimmy: one more word and i have you in handcuffs. what did you do with the plaintiff's money? >> i initially started paying -- it was a number of people, so as soon as they would pay it off, i would give them the item within two weeks. >> jimmy: so it was like a pyramid scheme type thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: now that your shady business is out of work, what do you do for work? care. >> jimmy: and parents bring your children there and you give them back at the end of the day? >> of course. >> jimmy: cindy, would you like to see suzy go to jail? >> no. >> jimmy: that's nice, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: suzy, would you be willing to do chores around her house to pay off the money? >> if that's what she agrees to. >> jimmy: oh. would you be grinterested in. >> of course not. >> jimmy: i and i'll be back with my verdict. >> guillermo: no problem. >> jimmy: thanks. >> guillermo: speaking spanish. >> will thi

i come in. >> guillermo: oh. stand up for judge james. >> jimmy: okay. you can all sit. >> guillermo: sit down. >> jimmy: well, i'll be honest. i didn't even have to think about this case. i actually just went outside to take a little walk around. it seems pretty clear to me you paid the money paid in installments, she didn't get the purses. i award the plaintiff the full amount of $3239. >> guillermo: now we can go. >> jimmy: yeah. everybody can go. >> let's speak to the big winner. congratulations. >> thank you. >> who do you think you are, paris hilt snn. can't be happy with judge james' verdict. what do you think? was judge james just a little too parsh? >> just a little. >> what kind of purse diouf? >> a coach. cross body. >> that's pretty nice. can i take a look? i haven't seen a coach. >> on the next judge james. >> i need to suit with -- >> jimmy: do you think there's any possibility he murdered mr. lee? >> first of all, i did murder mr. lee. >> jimmy: mr. morris now removed his pants. >> jimmy: all right