i got to get ready. >> guillermo: okay. >> i got to give 115. >> guillermo: okay. two more seconds. >> i have to get ready. you want to come with me? >> guillermo: yeah, i'll come with you. now we've become friends. that's it from the locker room. >> jimmy: gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. and the world series starts tuesday on fox. it is thursday night which as you know means it's time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> good evening. let me be the last person to welcome you to tonight's debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. >> what we want to do is to replenish. >> such a nasty [ bleep ]. >> every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. i like [ bleep ]. >> the dodgers playing is obvious. pitch kris bryant and anthony riz i don't carefully and [ bleep ] everyone else. >> in a word your one word of advice for donald? >> [ bleep ]. >> is it sad that i always o

this is guillermo. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] game six of the nlcs is saturday on fs 1. and the world series starts tuesday on fox. it is thursday night which as you know means it's time to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary [ cheers and applause ] >> good evening. let me be the last person to welcome you to tonight's debate and also the last person to [ bleep ] you. >> what we want to do is to replenish. >> such a nasty [ bleep ]. >> every morning i [ bleep ] once in the middle of the day and [ bleep ] at night. i like [ bleep ]. >> the dodgers playing is obvious. pitch kris bryant and anthony advice for donald? >> [ bleep ]. >> is it sad that i always obey the law? i have all the documents. i have very clean [ bleep ]. >> called brrn >> called brrnts bernie sanders a. [ bleep ] . did you? >> well, you know -- you know. ? >> we broke the record? is it the biggest ever, grandpa? >> well, it

[ laughter ] >> guillermo: can you sign my >> guillermo: here. >> a basketball? why don't you have a baseball? >> guillermo: i couldn't find one. >> the ball looks like this, we'll be in good shape. >> a basketball? [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: i like how you hold the ball, my ball, i like how you hold my ball. >> a basketball, not your ball. i'm holding a basketball right now. >> guillermo: last thing, can i touch my moustache. bring good luck tonight. >> yeah, let's go. >> guillermo: now you can touch my mustache. >> oh! i think yours is a lot nicer than mine. you do a better jonathan me. >> guillermo: okay, when you pitch you've got to follow through, okay? okay? you left, so you step like this and you go, and then. all right? >> just like that? >> guillermo: just like that. show me? >> you did it. that's it. >> guillermo: show me how you do it. >> i just step. yeah. >> guillermo: you have work more on that. >> i have to work on it? >> guillermo: yeah. >> okay. >> guillermo: can i give you a hug for good luck? >> thank you. i got to get ready. >> guiller

>> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: it wasn't. it wasn't guy, dwayne johnson, our guest last night, the sexiest man alive. either that or he's a serial killer. it's hard to tell. i think that would be a bigger story. you think that good luck sexy hug you gave him last night took him over the top? >> guillermo: yes, that was it. >> jimmy: that was. dwayne johnson is pmsma. for the third year in a row the top. speaking of the sexiest man alive, sitting in with our band tonight, the great and powerful garth brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> very sweet! i want you to know i voted for you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i voted for you. >> jimmy: i appreciate your support, thank you. garth will be here t we have a big outdoor concert tomorrow. we're closing down the block behind our theater. if you want to come, go to our website at the bottom of screen, you can't just show up, you have to go to the website, that way we can make sure you don't have bedbugs. we'll get it all set up. garth brooks is with us all night tonight and tomorrow night

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you're fired, guillermo! >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: the red apple watch sport band is one of the coolest things you can wear on your wrist. guillermo, would you mind showing your watch to the viewers? now guillermo, a watch band like that couldn't go for less than $9400, right? >> guillermo: that's wrong, dumbass! it's for the low, low price of $49 with a portion of the proceeds going to red's fight against aids. i have to keep moving, sorry guys. >> jimmy: it's okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, guillermo. thanks. i'll tell you, i could not be more excited about our next product. >> i bet it is true. >> it's not. and yet, it is. this is the most excited i have ever been in my entire life. >> jimmy: wow, this must be some product! >> you bet it is jimmy. it's the s'well limited edition rowboat red 9-oz. water bottle. >> jimmy: that's amazing. why, it's a piece of red metal! >> yes! and if you twist off the cap, you can use it to store and carry liquid. >> jimmy: get out of town, there's liquid in

>> guillermo: ubuntu. >> what was that? >> guillermo: >> guillermo: ubuntu. >> close enough. can you take us through each product? >> sure. this is the ubuntu tote, this is the ubuntu shopper, this is the ubuntu massai travel pouch, the ubuntu bracelet and the ubuntu journal. >> well, i sure hope people at home could understand anything that you said because i sure couldn't. >> guillermo: neither could i! >> fantastic. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's check in with some of our distinguished the man who put this all together has 22 grammys, more than 170 million records sold and one name. his band is called u2. please welcome bono, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have a seat, bono. >> yes. >> jimmy: bono. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you here. i know you don't like to get too heavy about this stuff. just tell us about some of the work that red does and is doing. let's get heavy. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's just so -- it's just great news. and it is weighty but it's great news. and this is a time of year where i think americans would like to feel that they'v

guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. >> guillermo: howdy, nashville!ight, guillermo? >> guillermo: jimmy, i will be happy if you don't put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: isn't he delightful. can i get a glass of water? watch this. all right, here we go. >> guillermo: i want some water too, can i have some water? can i get water? please, water? water! >> jimmy: isn't that incredible? >> guillermo: hello, water! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can talk while he's doing it. while he's drinking water, i can also talk. is that enough water? okay. all right. thank you, poquito bandito, now back to your post. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. i need a volunteer from the audience for this. okay, do we have somebody lined up? all right, i'm fairly sure this has never been done before. this is a television first. oh, okay. wait, hold on. oh. hi, what's your name? >> jessica liner. >> jimmy: hi, jessica, i'm jimmy. how are you doing? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: see, this is when we appr

guillermo, say howdy to the people in nashville. >> guillermo: howdy, nashville! >> jimmy: how are you doing tonight, guillermo? >> guillermo: happy if you don't put your hand up my butt. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: can i get a glass of water? watch this. all right, here we go. ghnch >> guillermo: i want some water too, can i have some water? can i get water? please, water? water! >> jimmy: isn't that incredible? >> guillermo: hello, water! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can talk while he's doing it. also talk. is that enough water? okay. all right. thank you, poquito bandito, now back to your post. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] i want to try something in nashville in the theater. i need a volunteer from the audience for this. okay, do we have somebody lined up? all right, i'm fairly sure this has never been done before. this is a television first. wait, hold on. oh. hi, what's your name? >> jessica liner. >> jimmy: hi, jess character i'm jimmy, how you doing? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: see, this is when we appreciate our local weather men. because the