. >> guillermo: knock knock.>> i'm not here. leave a message. >> guillermo: i got to tell you a joke. knock knock. >> i. >> guillermo: i'm not talking to lebron james. >> i know that. >> guillermo: are you stretching enough? >> i could be stretching a little bit more. >> guillermo: can you tell lebron james i'm not talking to ate it. >> i got to tell him that you're not talking to him. >> guillermo: yeah, i'm not talking to him. >> do you think he is's worried about it. >> guillermo: yeah. he's going to freak out, yeah. i have a segment on the show, it's called in your shoes. so, i want to be in your shoes. is he freaking out that i'm not talking to him? >> yeah, i think on the bus ride over he was pretty quiet. so, i don't know what's going on now. >> guillermo: i'll give him the cold shoulder. if you see him, tell him guillermo isn't talking to you. >> okay. >> guillermo: i don't have a lot of love for him. get it? >> but you're wearing my shoes. ♪ >> guillermo: let me hear how you're going to say it to lebron.

to lebron. >> guillermo: hi, it's me guillermo.here at the nba finals and guess who else is back, lebron james. the bad hombre. he never talked to me. lebron, just one question. this year, i'm going to flip the script. i'm not going to talk to lebron. let's go. we'll see how he likes it. ♪ >> guillermo: i want you to congratulate you you've made it to final again. >> thank you. >> guillermo: three years in row. >> yes. >> guillermo: this year is different. you got kevin durant. >> yeah. >> guillermo: and also this year, i'm not talking to lebron. >> really? >> guillermo: yeah. i want you to do me a favor, if you see lebron, say, lebron, guillermo isn't talking to you. last year, everybody said you hit lebron in -- i defend you. i told everyone he didn't. you know why, because he doesn't have no -- can you do me a favor and tell him, guillermo isn't talking to you. ashton kutcher do that thing where you say, you've been punked. all right. >> i'll tell him. >> guillermo: you promise. >> no. >> guillermo: knock knock. knock knock. >>

it's a power too great to comprehend, right guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. here! >> here's your milk shake. >> guillermo: thank you, it's like drinking a cake! also you can get denny's here, breakfast in bed at 3:00 a.m.! you can get denny's anywhere. la la la! la la la! >> your shower burger has arrived, sir. >> thank you, homie. this is for you. ♪ i love to eat burgers in my shower with fries ♪ or even here. on top of the world! >> your moon's over my hammy, sir. >> guillermo: i love denny's! hey! it's okay because with denny's on demand i can order another one whenever, wherever. >> can you order me a helicopter? >> guillermo: i think so. i hate you, stupid hawk! >> well, got another order, see ya! >> hey, my change! >> dicky: the new denny's on demand. whatever, whenever. now wherever. order up at dennys.com. >> jimmy: be right back with jerrod carmichael! love is like a bowl of cherries, just don't swallow the seeds. so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. (coughs) sorry. oh no... so, so sorry.

guillermo: mientras, en atlanta...nto a sus encuentros, la señora oldbray reconoce que sí les dijo que se regresaran a mexico. pero asegura que nunca los amenazó. lo que sí es cierto es que los flores fueron a las autoridades para solicitar una orden de restricción para mantener alejada a su vecina. la policía no ha formulado cargos contra ella. jance: la mayoría de los crímenes de odio son verbales o ocurren contra propiedades porque son los má fáciles de poder hacer. y son los tipos de crímenes que no vamos a categorizar como crimen de odio. guillermo: janice iwama es socióloga y experta en crímenes de odio. dice que por lo general las autoridades evitan tipificar estetipo de delitos porque no son fáciles de procesar en una corte. janice: no les van a tomar en serio, no les van a perseguir-- siendo un crimen de odio lo van a seguir como un crimen normal. guillermo: mientras tanto, en nueva york, erik alvarado no se rinde. continúa tratando de llevar una vida normal. erik: el fiscal me dijo que tiene un año seguro. un

guillermo, are you ready to read? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> jimmy: who is going first, gentlemen?d feudman elementary in fresno, california, ananya vinay! >> jimmy: oh, that's you, all right. [ cheers and applause ] i'll sit right here. >> sal: what is ananya's first word? >> guillermo: salute. >> guillermo: it is a word that has letters say-lute. >> lang wing uage of origin? >> guillermo: mine -- all the words. >> sal: no, the word. the word. >> guillermo: say-lute. >> s-a-l-u-t-e. >> sal: he's trying to say sleuth. the word is sleuth. all right, from kenny guinn jr. high school in las vegas, nevada, two-time champion, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: good luck. >> jimmy: thank you. >> guillermo: jamuke. >> jimmy: can you repeat the word? >> guillermo: ja-mul-kay. >> jimmy: i'm going to guess this is a hebrew word. y-a-r-m-u-l-k-e. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: wow, that's right, that's right, on the board! yarmulke. >> jimmy: can i tell you something, ananya? i'm not even jewish. >> sal: let's try to even things up. what's ananya's next word. >> guillermo: c

>> guillermo: salute. >> definition, please? >> guillermo: it is a word that has letters.origin? >> guillermo: mine -- all the words. >> sal: no, the word. the word. >> guillermo: say-lute. >> s-a-l-u-t-e. >> sal: he's trying to say sleuth. the word is sleuth. all right, from kenny guinn jr. high school in las vegas, kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: good luck. >> jimmy: thank you. >> guillermo: ja-mu-kay. >> jimmy: can you repeat the word? >> guillermo: ja-mul-kay. >> jimmy: i'm going to guess this is a hebrew word. y-a-r-m-u-l-k-e. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: wow, that's right, wow, you got it! you're on the board! yarmulke. >> jimmy: can i tell you something, ananya? i'm not even jewish. >> sal: let's try to even things up. what's ananya's next word. >> guillermo: come on, ananya, concentrate. co-lease-y. >> what's the word again? >> guillermo: co-lease-y. >> coleasy? >> jimmy: i can't help you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: come on, you're the champion. you got this, you got this. one more time -- >> coleasy? >> guillermo: yes. you're real close. [ laughte

guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy!k great. >> guillermo: jimmy, i'm very excited, very happy with neymar! >> jimmy: you look like we should cut you in half and squeeze you into a drink. guillermo, if i remember correctly, you love heights, right? >> guillermo: no, i hate heights. >> jimmy: you do not like heights, yes. neymar's your favorite soccer player, correct? >> guillermo: yes, i love neymar, you know that. >> jimmy: i know that. are you nervous right now? >> guillermo: no, not nervous, i'm happy right now with neymar. >> jimmy: you're happy, to be almost so close to him, it must be exciting. which are you more worried about right now, playing against your favorite or plummeting to your death? >> guillermo: plummeting to my death. >> jimmy: do not dive for the ball. okay? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy. i promise. >> jimmy: this is important but not that important. neymar, are you nervous right now? >> come on, man. i will try. >> jimmy: what if i told you guillermo plays for a recreational soccer team in north hollyw

>> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: interesting.ot only did guillermo conduct interviews in oakland he was the subject of some interviews too. >> one of the guys that has certainly stolen the show over the years is guillermo from "jimmy kimmel live." we caught up with him to get his thoughts on why this is such a big day for him. >> i just want to see a good series. yeah. game 7 and good series. >> guillermo, what do you love most about covering the media day? >> having fun with everybody. and all the ladies too. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love ladies, jimmy. >> jimmy: we'll have guillermo's whole report from media day wednesday night on our game 3 special in prime time. president trump, by the way, i don't know if you've been following this. he's been tweeting again, which is always good. [ laughter ] you know how the trump administration kept insisting that his travel ban wasn't a travel ban, they've been saying this for months? well, at 6:25 this morning the president weighed in on that himself. he wrote, "people, th

>> guillermo: two big ones. >> jimmy: two big ones. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: two big ones.ll right. all right, thursday night, that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it it's "this week in unnecessary sen sonship." >> this morping a close friend of president trump's says that he is considering [ bleep ]ing robert mueller. >> it has been absolutely extraordinary. that saying, i can't remember the last time i had so much [ bleep ] up my ass but there is no more room. >> mr. sessions, are you familiar with what spies call tradecraft? >> [ bleep ] you, senator cotton. >> did you say that i had to [ bleep ] kevin durant? >> yeah. >> it really wasn't that hard. >> can you call draymond? i want to ride on his [ bleep ]. >> it's not easy for someone who's a [ bleep ], [ bleep ], like myself or yourself -- >> many times i stick a butter bean up my [ bleep ]. they always came out. >> i think the president -- i know because he and i have [ bleep ]ed a little bit. >> when was the last time you [ bleep ]ed? >> last night. >> wait a minute,

>> i think it is. >> jimmy: guillermo, find out if an eel is a fish and let me know. >> guillermo: okaynd. we have a three-day weekend coming up. >> yes. >> jimmy: what does your family do? what does the smith family do on a three-day weekend? >> you know what's great about this three-day weekend? >> jimmy: what? >> will is in cannes. willow's in japan. jaden is in toronto. and i believe trey is going to be in miami. you know what that means? i'm going to be alone. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to be alone. mama's going to be alone. >> jimmy: what will you do alone when you have the whole house to yourself? >> i was thinking about sleeping but i don't think i'm going to be doing that. i don't. >> jimmy: what, are you going to have a party? >> i might. >> jimmy: you might? >> i might have. mama's going to be alone this weekend party. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you should. >> i should, i deserve it. >> jimmy: he found out already? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm fast. >> you are fast. >> jimmy: you don't have to bring it, we believe you. >> guillermo: no, it's bet

guillermo, leave some hair in the front there. >> guillermo: all right, okay. >> jimmy: okay, wow.'s not going to look worse than how you walked in here, come on you be nice, jimmy. >> jimmy, how am i looking? >> wasn't talking to him, i was talking to you, johnny. i'm kidding, okay. >> how are you doing downstairs? need a little trim downstairs? i do waxes. >> jimmy: what is your blood type just in case this gets out of hand? do you know? you do not. oh, this is great. >> i don't even have health insurance to be honest with you. >> all right! >> jimmy: as far as things johnny knoxville has done -- >> that's all right, i've got all the medication you need. >> jimmy: dr. johnny will take care of you. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you don't have any important events like a wedding or anything to attend in the next couple of months? >> well -- >> you're actually looking good, you're looking good, come on, you're looking good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gee your mow, you've got to work on your side. your side -- actually both sides. it all looks kind of terrible, i'll be honest wit

this is your guillermo? why is your guillermo so much more handsome than my guillermo? are you doing? >> he's always wanted to get on television. >> jimmy: you know, we already we do provide the guests with water. >> is it okay -- >> jimmy: by the way, your handshake is so powerful. i hope you don't mind me mentioning this but you're going to turn 80 years old this year. that is unbelievable. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe this is too big a question to ask. but in your 79-plus years on this planet is there a bit of wisdom you can share with us that -- maybe something we wouldn't know because we've overlooked it or something that you really -- above all else you think you've learned that you can share with us? >> to keep going. >> jimmy: keep going. >> never give up. >> jimmy: i think that's really good advice. >> never give up. the thing is we get questions in our head and little voices that put us down when we were kids and all that. so get over that. that's what i've had to do, is get over whatever troubles and just -- i carry a photograph of

>> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: interesting.ot only did guillermo conduct interviews in oakland he was the subject of some interviews too. >> one of the guys that has certainly stolen the show over the years is guillermo from "jimmy kimmel live." we caught up with him to get his big day for him. >> i just want to see a good series. yeah. game 7 and good series. >> guillermo, what do you love most about covering the media day? >> having fun with everybody. and all the ladies too. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love ladies, jimmy. >> jimmy: we'll have guillermo's whole report from media day wednesday night on our game 3 special in prime time. president trump, by the way, i don't know if you've been following this. he's been tweeting again, which is always good. [ laughter ] you know how the trump administration kept insisting that his travel ban wasn't a travel ban, they've been saying this for months? well, at 6:25 this morning the president weighed in on that himself. he wrote, "people, the lawyers and the courts can ca

>> guillermo: oh, jimmy.an into snoop dogg. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: looks like he ran into you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: you know what he told me? >> jimmy: what did he tell you? "smoke this"? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah. how do you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, security is not tight here. let's just say that. [ laughter ] well, it was yet another day of tumult in our nation's capital. president trump as, you probably heard, according to a detailed report in "the washington post," shared highly classified information with russia last week. he met with the russian ambassador and the russian foreign minister, and during that meeting posted about specific intelligence he'd received about plans isis had, he received this information from another country. and today "the new york times" reported israel was the other country. for those of you who are wondering why everyone's so worked up about this, let me break it down for you as best i can. israel is one of our closest allies. and iran is very close

our very own guillermo was in oakland for what's known as media day.his is the event at which traditionally lebron refuses to speak to guillermo, right? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, i'm not going to ask whether he spoke to you this year. but do you know why he won't speak to you? >> guillermo: he think i'm going to make fun of him. >> jimmy: interesting. not only did guillermo conduct interviews in oakland he was the subject of some interviews too. >> one of the guys that has certainly stolen the show over the years is guillermo from "jimmy kimmel live." we caught up with him to get his thoughts on why this is such a big day for him. >> i just want to see a good series. yeah. game 7 and good series. >> guillermo, what do you love most about covering the media day? >> having fun with everybody. and all the ladies too. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love ladies, jimmy. >> jimmy: we'll have guillermo's whole report from media day wednesday night on our game 3 special in prime time. president trump, by the way, i don't know if you'v

>> guillermo: two big ones. >> jimmy: two big ones. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: two big ones.ll right. all right, thursday night, that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. we've got two big ones for you. it's "this week in unnecessary sen sonship." >> this morping a close friend of president trump's says that he is considering [ bleep ]ing robert mueller. >> it has been absolutely extraordinary. that saying, i can't remember the last time i had so much [ bleep ] up my ass but there is no more room. >> mr. sessions, are you familiar with what spies call tradecraft? >> [ bleep ] you, senator cotton. >> did you say that i had to [ bleep ] kevin durant? >> yeah. >> it really wasn't that hard. >> can you call draymond? i want to ride on his [ bleep ]. >> it's not easy for someone who's a [ bleep ], [ bleep ], like myself or yourself -- >> many times i stick a butter bean up my [ bleep ]. they always came out. >> i think the president -- i know because he and i have [ bleep ]ed a little bit. >> when was the last time you [ ble

>> your moon's over my hammy, sir. >> guillermo: i love denny's! hey!an you order me a helicopter? >> guillermo: i think so. i hate you, stupid hawk! >> well, got another order, see ya! >> hey, my change! >> dicky: the new denny's on demand. whatever, whenever. now wherever. order up at dennys.com. >> jimmy: be right back with jerrod carmichael! love is like a bowl of cherries, just don't swallow the seeds. so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. (coughs) sorry. oh no... so, so sorry. it's just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be live streaming the wedding and he's not getting any service. daryl, you don't have service? oh, i missed, like, the whole thing. what? daryl, daryl, daryl. yeah, it's true, and i just got an unlimited plan. well, it's the right plan, just the wrong network. you see verizon is the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america, in cities. tell you what, uh... i'll let you use my phone. thanks. yeah, no problem. uh, we should probably start from the top? all r

guillermo, you want to try it? okay, google, then ask a question. >> guillermo: okay, google. dog? >> dog, a domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout and a barking, howling or whining voice. it is widely kept as a pet or for work or field sports. >> that's your question? what is a dog? >> guillermo: yeah, i want to test -- >> jimmy: the question you want to ask is, okay, google, what is the temperature of the sun? >> the surface temperature of sun is 5,778 kelvin. >> jimmy: see? that's practical information you can use. >> this is incredible. >> jimmy: ask another one. >> guillermo: okay. okay, google. what kind of knowledge a monkey make? >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: okay -- >> sorry, i'm not sure how to help with that. >> jimmy: i don't know either how to help with that. >> guillermo: i got confused. >> jimmy: try again. >> guillermo: okay, google. what kind of noise a monkey make? >> here's a monkey sound. [ monkey screeching ] >> jimmy: google speaks guillermo. i wonder if it speaks spanish. hey, google, how do you say "pineapple should never be on

it's a power too great to comprehend, right guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy.u can get denny's anywhere! like right here! >> here's your milk shake. >> guillermo: thank you, it's like drinking a cake! also you can get denny's here, breakfast in bed at 3:00 a.m.! you can get denny's anywhere. la la la! la la la! >> your shower burger has arrived, sir. >> thank you, homie. this is for you. ♪ i love to eat burgers in my shower with fries ♪ or even here. on top of the world! >> your moon's over my hammy, sir. >> guillermo: i love denny's! hey! it's okay because with denny's on demand i can order another one whenever, wherever. >> can you order me a helicopter? >> guillermo: i think so. i hate you, stupid hawk! >> well, got another order, see ya! >> hey, my change! >> dicky: the new denny's on demand. whatever, whenever. now wherever. order up at dennys.com. >> jimmy: be right back with jerrod carmichael! love is like a bowl of cherries, just don't swallow the seeds. so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. (

our very own guillermo was in oakland for what's known as media day.nally lebron refuses to speak to guillermo, right? >> right. >> jimmy: well, i'm not going to ask whether he spoke to you this year. but do you know why he woernt speak to you? grpt >> he think i'm going to make fun of him. >> jimmy: interesting. not only did guillermo conduct interviews in oakland he was the subject of some interviews too. >> one of the guys that has certainly stolen the show over the years is guillermo from "jimmy kimmel live." we caught up with him to get his thoughts on why this is such a big day for him. >> game 7 and a good series. >> guillermo, what do you love most about covering the media day? >> having fun with everybody. and all the ladies too. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love ladies, jimmy. >> jimmy: we'll have guillermo's whole report from media day wednesday night in our special 37 president trump has been tweeting again, which is always good. [ laughter ] you know how the trump administration kept insisting that his travel ban wasn't a travel ban. they'

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very well done, guillermo. my work as talk show host, i also serve as a tv judge.th my trusty bailiff. these are real cases brought by real litigants in small claims court who have agreed to put their legal faith in the always fair and sensible hands of judge james. >> this is the plaintiff. amber harrison. she claims the defendant entered into an agreement to promote her line of wigs but did not fulfill his obligation. she's suing for $3,400. this is the defendant, dante hall. he maintains the plaintiff was disorganized and fell behind schedule, which prohibited him from carrying out his agreed-on duties. it's the case of weaving the scene of the crime. >> guillermo: raise your right hand. >> what you are about to witness is real. participants are not actors, they're actual litigants about it a case pending in civil court. both parties have their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. >> jimmy: hi, guillermo. >> hi, judge james. the litigants are seated, your honor. >> jimmy: thank you. all right, we got some good-looking hair here in this room. te

guillermo? let's see, what does the audience say? guillermo, is the audience right?er been high at work? >> guillermo: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> guillermo: only when snoop dogg is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for sharing that. we have a good show for you tonight. we have music from zac brown band, connie nielsen is here, be right back with zac efron! stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ d portions of jimmy kimmel live brought to you by the denny's on demand, dennys.com. rumor confirmed. they're playing. -what? -we gotta go. -where? -san francisco. -when? -friday. we gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. any hotel. any time. go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. "blue monday" by new order. cheers. ] [ music and cheers get louder ] the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. it's travel, better connected. the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. welcome to maxx you. yo

pool. >> guillermo: yeah.nly up to here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my favorite summer, if i had to pick one summer, i think my favorite was probably the -- '69. bought my first real six string. maybe that was a song. it was 119 degrees in phoenix, arizona today. it was too hot to fly. they couldn't don't know, i guess the wheels were melt on the tarmac. people were so desperate for air-conditioning dozens of them actually went to go see that "baywatch" movie. that's how -- [ laughter ] it was 117 in las vegas where we grew up. when it hits 117 in vegas, that's when the strippers really have it figured out. they're like, look at you idiots in clothes, we're wearing nothing. we're at work. [ laughter ] here's a fun little item for those of you who are either currently incarcerated or plan to be inkars railted in the future. the state of california has what they call pay to stay jails where an inmate can pay for a more comfortable cell. did you know this? i didn't know about this. for $100 a night an inmate can get

-guillermo: nice to see you.nis: i brought in guillermo, a designer who understands how to lay out interior spaces. my goal is to maximize every square inch of this place and add more fixtures and more product, allowing for more revenue to be generated. what i'm looking to do is change the entire store. i feel like i need more floor space -- a lot more floor space. guillermo: this is gonna go. i mean, we're... lady: no. that's really a place to display the jeans. guillermo: i think it's a little too big for the store. lady: i mean, i just think show the jeans to the customer and, like, show them the fabrics. i want the bar to be a main feature. lemonis: you've taken up a lot of space with a dead shoe bar that could have been a cashmere corner. lady: well, what if you had the bar, but you could have, you know, more access? i don't want someone to walk in and think, "i'm in a cashmere store." lemonis: you've taken up a lot of nice display spaces down the middle of the aisle because i have this big piece of wood. he

. >> jimmy: this is what i'm going to whisper into guillermo's ear. okay? got it?ht. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: lil yachty? what did we say? >> please smack me in a sand dish with tomato sauce tonight? >> jimmy: that's exactly right. >> guillermo: that was close, we almost got it. >> jimmy: we did really good. start the show.