>> yes. >> guillermo: chris evans. >> nope. >> guillermo: hey, don cheadle. >> yeah. >> guillermo: whichs the worst actor you ever act with? >> do you remember when you and i did that thing? that scene that we did together. and i had to slap you with the fish. >> guillermo: no, i don't like fish. >> fish him up. >> fish, fish, fish! >> you were pretty bad. >> guillermo: wait a minute. me? >> guillermo: okay. i have a joke for you. >> oh, good. >> guillermo: knock knock. >> who's there? >> guillermo: i. >> i who? >> guillermo: i'm your father. do you understand the joke? [ laughter ] >> uh, kind of. >> guillermo: do you die in the movie? >> uh, i don't know. i -- i -- i don't know. i hope not. >> guillermo: okay. if you blink, you die in the movie. i'm going to watch you very close. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> oh. >> guillermo: you died. exclusivo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: you want to play dolls with me? we're going to pretend this is one of your movies. >> who designed the crotch of your action figure? >> guillermo: my wife. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: we're going to re-enact a scene from

guillermo. >> guillermo: three, two, one!nd here comes cesar. [ cheers and applause ] all right. let's take a look at the -- wow. cesar has so much more hair on his back than i realized. ryan, you give cesar what score? a 9. very good. [ cheers and applause ] amber, you give cesar a 10. [ cheers and applause ] damon. also a 10. that's 29 points. [ cheers and applause ] cesar, you did very, very well. how do you feel about that flop? >> pretty good, man. >> jimmy: i don't know that there's any water left in the pool. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: all right. enjoy this hot dog. thank you very much. [ laughter ] time to take a look at your competition. let's meet our next flopper, who is brittany. hello, brittany. >> hi. >> jimmy: brittany, that is a spray tan you have right now. >> a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. very good. brittany, what were you supposed to be doing tonight? >> just walking around hollywood. that's about it. >> jimmy: well, you know what? you can keep the bikini and keep walking around after this. >> i d

] hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy!k great. >> guillermo: jimmy, i'm very excited, very happy with neymar! >> jimmy: you look like we should cut you in half and squeeze you into a drink. [ laughter ] guillermo, if i remember correctly, you love heights, right? >> guillermo: no, i hate heights. >> jimmy: you do not like heights, yes. but neymar's your favorite soccer player, correct? >> guillermo: yes, i love neymar, i love brazil, jimmy, you know that. >> jimmy: i know that. are you nervous right now? >> guillermo: no, not nervous, i'm happy right now with neymar. >> jimmy: you're happy, to be almost so close to him, it must be exciting. [ laughter ] which are you more worried about right now, playing against your favorite or plummeting to your death? >> guillermo: plummeting to my death. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do not dive for the ball. okay? >> guillermo: okay, jimmy. i promise. >> jimmy: this is important but not that important. neymar, are you nervous right now? >> come on, man. i'm trying. >> jimmy: what if i told y

i'm going to give you 50% off your next purchase from men's wearhouse. >> thank you, guillermo. >> guillermony men's wearhouse store this july and visit nationalsuitdrive.com for more information. >> jimmy: and we'll be right back with alex honnold. which one of you has been eating all the cheetos snacks? okay, i've given you guys a chance to confess. this little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetos dust. whaaaaat? gloria? kids? [meow] when did we get a cat? dangerously cheesy. when you're close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment? if you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. with taltz, up to 90% of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. in fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. do not use if you are allergic to taltz. before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. tell your doctor if you a

>> guillermo: si.ay to get hot mcdonald's food and an iced coca-cola at home, at the office, or somewhere in between. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. look at this. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> delivery for guillermo? >> jimmy: that's guillermo right there. a coke does shound delicious right now. that is wonderful. thank you so much. wow. did you -- >> guillermo: let me get -- >> jimmy: jet-skis go backwards? [ laughter ] did you get me anything? >> guillermo: oh, yeah. i got you a french fry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks. shouldn't we have asked that delivery guy to rescue us from the island? >> guillermo: dude. your mind is a garden. you have a seed. do you want to grow flowers or do you want to grow weeds? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? [ laughter [ laughter [ laughter ] >> guillermo: dude, you worry too much. your mind is a garden. you toss out a seed. >> jimmy: my what is a seed? >> guillermo: your tots. >> jimmy: oh, my tots. my tots are the seeds. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: you want to grow tl flowe

this is your guillermo? why is your guillermo so much more handsome than my guillermo?>> he's always wanted to get on television. >> jimmy: you know, we already had water. i don't want to ruin it for him. we do provide the guests with water. >> is it okay i did that? >> jimmy: by the way, your handshake is so powerful. i hope you don't mind me mentioning this but you're going to turn 80 years old this year. that is unbelievable. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe this is too big a question to ask. but in your 79-plus years on this pla wisdom you can share with us that -- maybe something we wouldn't know because we've overlooked it or something that you really -- above all else you think you've learned that you can share with us? >> to keep going. >> jimmy: keep going. >> never give up. >> jimmy: i think that's really good advice. >> never give up. the thing is we get questions in our head and little voices that put us down when we were kids and all that. so get over that. that's what i've had to do, is get over whatever troubles and just -- i carry

and guillermo was there to entertain them.he is back-to-back at d23. >> i have a very important question. >> yes, sir. >> if you were a disney which would you be? >> i want to wear a dress, i want to wear a wig, i want to wear lipstick. i want to be belle. >> i'd like to be aerial i think i would be a pretty good looking mermaid. >> so you think a fish is sexy. >> i want go that far. >> it's okay if you have a fish thing. can you team me ch me to do the force. >> everyone has potential to become a jedi master. >> so do i do "joga" or what do i do. >> joga is good. >> i'm going to be blind fold to interview the next star. sir, are you white? chris evans? >> nope. >> hey don chidl. >> yeah. >> which is the worse actor you ever acted with. >> you remember when you and i did that thing. and i had to slap you with the fish. >> no i don't like fish. >> fish him up. >> fish, fish, fish! >> you were pretty bad. >> wait a minute, me? okay. i have a joke for you. >> oh, good. knock, knock. >> whose there. >> i. >> i who? >> i'm you're f

guillermo is bill in spanish. granizo is his mother's maiden name.nd he says, "i'd buy something from from guillermo granizo, but bill wagner, i don't know." >> how did his look change? >> he went from very clean-cut to start wearing brighter-colored shirts, and then his hair grew long. >> we used to call him the hippie. here i was with a suit and tie on, going to work, and he was going with a paintbrush to the canvas. >> make that paintbrush to terra cotta. inspired by mexican artists such as diego rivera, granizo devotes himself to painting ceramic tiles, an ancient art form. he comes up with his own techniques and secret recipes for his glazes. >> in some ways, this is liquid glass. and you can see that these glazes are very similar in color, so you really don't know what they're gonna turn out to be until you fire them. >> you're saying that, once in the kiln, can turn out and be as bright and beautiful as these? >> absolutely. they go from grays to bright colors. >> how did granizo know what color he was painting with? it's not with his eyes, bu

>> guillermo: yes, today early. >> jimmy: yesterday. >> guillermo: no, today. >> jimmy: you got themguillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: why did you say yesterday? >> guillermo: because i thought it was 12:00 before midnight. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the thing about guillermo is he's fun but he's not stupid, right? >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: so that's all tomorrow night on the show. no professional quarterback has thrown for more yards, completed more touchdowns or eaten more papa john's pizza than our first guest tonight. he is a two-time super bowl champion and five-time nfl mvp. tomorrow night he hosts the 25th annual espys here on abc. please welcome peyton manning. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] boy, i'll tell you, you -- i [ cheers and applause ] want to point something out. this is one of our camera guys, chris. he's -- yeah, there you go. that's chris right there. >> that's not every day he wears that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is not every day. he's got the socks

. >> guillermo: i'm guillermo. nice meeting you. >> i'm dr. dot.f. >> that's fine. i can roll. >> i'm very excited because it's a real spa, not like one of those fake front [ bleep ] things and my nephews are actually going to be nice to me. i think it will work out very nicely. maybe she'll make me really feel good. >> all right. let's do this. >> let's go. >> all right. >> guillermo: you're going to feel great. you're going to feel amazing. that's what she said. >> i don't think aunt chippy's going to like the massage. she doesn't like anything. >> when is the last time you had a massage? >> 2,000 years ago. >> much too long. you should at least have one once a month. >> we're from brooklyn. could you imagine me saying to my neighbor i'm going to get a massage? she'd set fire to my house. are you kidding me? >> people from brooklyn are often wound up. they need to relax. >> you should relax now. and know that people from brooklyn, by the way, need massage more than anyone else in the world. >> yes. that's true. >> take a nice deep breath in. >> d

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>> guillermo: two big ones. >> jimmy: two big ones. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: two big ones.ll right. all right, thursday night, that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. we've got two big ones for you. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> this morning a close friend of president trump's says that he is considering [ bleep ]ing robert mueller. >> it has been absolutely extraordinary. that saying, i can't remember the last time i had so much [ bleep ] up my ass but there is no more room. >> mr. sessions, are you familiar with what spies call tradecraft? >> [ bleep ] you, senator cotton. >> did you say that i had to [ bleep ] kevin durant? >> yeah. >> it really wasn't that hard. >> can you call draymond for me? i want to ride on his [ bleep ]. >> it's not easy for someone who's a [ bleep ], [ bleep ], like myself or yourself -- once or twice a day. >> many times i stick a butter bean up my [ bleep ]. they always came out. >> i think the president -- i know because he and i have [ bleep ]ed a little bit. >> when

>> guillermo: yeah, they're done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry you had to find out this way. >> guillermoit's craze xwrip. >> jimmy: it is crazy. hey i heard you went to disneyland. >> guillermo: yeah, for three days with my son. >> jimmy: was it good? >> guillermo: yeah, we had a lot of fun. >> jimmy: you know you used to go on vacation and people would want to hear about it but now we have instagram and facebook. everybody already knows everything you did. this morning i said we went up to jackson hole and she said yeah i know your wife posted it on instagram. [ laughter ] i was like, oh, all right. anyway, for those of you who don't follow my wife on instagram, we didn't do a whole lot. i took the family to the beach. there's me in the hat. [ cheers and applause ] soaking up that new jersey sun. that's the kind of thing -- i've got to tell you something, i love being on vacation, when i see something like that i can barely sit still. if chris christie had his shirt off in that picture i would have called everyone at this show and made everyone come back to work. [ laughter ] get to you

hey, guillermo, have you ever been to a bar mitzvah? no, never. >> jimmy: do you know what a bar mitzvah is? >> guillermo: i think it's when a boy become a man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is. it's a jewish tradition that when a boy like hits seventh grade he becomes a man and they have a whole party for him. well, a lot of kids when they have these bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah for girls have some kind of a theme like harry potter or a football team. some kids will have an '80s theme. but there's a young man who lives in media, pennsylvania. his name is will ruben. his theme for his bar mitzvah was this. >> hey, jimmy, what's up? it's will from philly. not to be confused from will smith, west philadelphia born and raised. i want you to be at my bar mitzvah june 24th because i'm basing it all around you. we even have your set. i want your job one day. >> jimmy: okay. so that is not will smith, first of all. i don't know if that was an invitation or a threat. [ laughter ] but he wasn't kidding. it really was a me-themed bar mitzvah. ♪ >> from

very well done, guillermo.s you may know, in addition to my work as talk show host, i also serve as a tv judge. i hear cases along with my trusty bailiff. these are real cases brought by real litigants in small claims court who have agreed to put their legal faith in the always fair and sensible hands of judge james. >> this is the plaintiff. amber harrison. she claims the defendant entered into an agreement to promote her line of wigs but did not fulfill his obligation. she's suing for $3,400. this is the defendant, dante hall. he maintains the plaintiff was disorganized and fell behind schedule, which prohibited him from carrying out his agreed-on duties. scene of the crime. >> guillermo: raise your right hand. >> what you are about to witness is real. participants are not actors, they're actual litigants about it a case pending in civil court. both parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. >> jimmy: hi, guillermo. >> hi, judge james. the litigants are seated, yo

got some situations brewing very important stacy next person i have to give her this is our friend guillermo is the guitarist for the day of the dead. the dead markets the dead monetary policy the dead currency used that rule our world i think is quite important oh yes i understand the gamble as a friend of plucky. lucky could make it on the trip well plucky is a central banker and garo is the guy who is waiting for the central bankers when their policies inevitably fail yeast he's always telling them you know he's that he's he's death essentially yes yes i was waiting for the central bankers to come across over the river styx into the realm of death and i believe there's death in the story coming up of course janet yellen again we have to remind you that we can half ago that she said to the markets fed's yellen says not another financial crisis in our lifetime member she was over in europe and she was in london chorus where all the financial crimes really that's the nexus of the financial crimes i swear they are all nurtured and baby and. present good word so she said what i say there will

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guillermo, do you love summertime?> guillermo: yes, jimmy, i love it. >> jimmy: even though i don't get the whole -- you do? >> guillermo: i love to get in the pool. >> jimmy: even though you cannot swim you love to get in the pool? >> guillermo: yeah. only up to here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: only there. my favorite summer, if i had to pick one summer, i think my favorite was probably the summer of '69. bought my first real six string. [ laughter ] maybe that was a song. it was 119 degre arizona today. it was too hot to fly. they couldn't take off because i don't know, i guess the wheels were melting on the tarmac. people were so desperate for air-conditioning dozens of them actually went to go see that "baywatch" movie. that's how -- [ laughter ] it was 117 in las vegas where we grew up. you know, when it hits 117 in vegas, that's when the strippers really have it figured out. they're like, look at you idiots in clothes, we're wearing nothing. we're at work. [ laughter ] here's a fun little item for those of you who ar