guillermo: algo que él logró con mucho esfuerzo en 2003.algunos reconocimientos de la carrera por igual por estudiante atleta y pues, la verdad, pues mantengo un promedio aproximadamente de 95. guillermo: algo que dice requiere mucha disciplina. víctor: es muy difícil. más--más que nada cuando tenemos temporada de juegos, que son entrenamientos hasta muy tarde, entrenamientos muy temprano, entonces hay pocas horas para poder hacer las tareas. guillermo: estos jóvenes deportistas saben desde el principio que serán muchas las exigencias, y los estándares serán altos. carlos: es una escuela que está acostumbrada a ganar, está acostumbrada a la excelencia, está acostumbrada a la historia que ganaron 21 campeonatos. guillermo: aquí perder no es una opción, dice el entrenador altamirano, quien también estudió en el tecnológico y jugó en borregos en los 90. carlos: aquí el subcampeonato es un fracaso, entonces, tenemos que ganar, tenemos que motivar a nuestros muchachos a dar el todo y buscar campeonatos. guillermo: desde 1996, el equipo de borreg

never. >> guillermo: it will happen. >> jimmy: it will. >> guillermo: i promise. [ applause ] >> jimmyyou ignored one of them. but this is from our executive producer jill. i hope you had a lovely hiatus. i saw a friend over the break who works with an energy drink company. they're interested in hiring you as their spokesperson. i know we don't usually allow this. between you and me the drink is pretty gross and unhealthy, but i think it pays well. is this something i could tell you you may be interested in. you should know in advance it is disgusting. xoxo, jill. and five minutes later guillermo writes, yes, i am in. thank you very much. we can talk later on. [ applause ] you are officially qualified to work in the white house now. >> guillermo: thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they might need you. things the aren't going great for team trump right now. the president's approval rating is so low his cheerleading team at fox and friends are desperate to find people who are enthusiastic about his administration. yesterday they had an interview with a 12-year-old girl who her qualificati

guillermo, did you get any unusual e-mails today? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. ordinary?> guillermo: oh, yeah, only one. >> jimmy: there was one? we made some fake e-mail accounts using names of people who work here today and sent them to guillermo. not one, four by the way. [ laughter ] four. so this one we sent from our special projects producer jay. hey, g, we're finalizing all the hotel rooms for our upcoming trip and i was wondering if you wanted a presidential suite that includes a butler. it will cost the show an extra $500 a day. do you think that's something you need? do you remember getting that? >> guillermo: yeah. all right. why are they so nice? >> jimmy: guillermo responded seven minutes later, yes, d bless you. thank you so much. i want to bring the family. [ cheers ] and then you know what he wrote back, do you remember? he wrote back, no problem. also, what brand of tequila do you like in the room? and guillermo said, whatever you want, my friend. with a question mark. why the question mark after friend? is it true you went to jay's office and hugged him

guillermo: hi.? >> i'm doing great. >> guillermo: all right. never mind. get out of here. are you having a good day or a bad day? >> i'm having a great day. >> guillermo: must be nice. are you having a good day or a bad day? >> so far bad day, man. >> not a >> a little bit of a bad day, actually. >> guillermo: why? >> because my kids were up all night. i didn't get any sleep. >> guillermo: you want me to change your bad day to a good day? >> sure. >> guillermo: who is ready for a fun day in a hyundai? >> i am. >> guillermo: it rhymes, huh? you guys get it? andale, hyundai. let's go. who wants a prize? >> i do. >> guillermo: i have a sundae for you. for you guys i have a banana split. sundae selfie. everybody smile. relax. >> perfect, man. i needed this. >> guillermo: i accept tips. hey, josh. >> yes, sir. >> guillermo: do you miss your family? >> yeah, i do. >> guillermo: loser. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> guillermo: oh, my god. i think one of them peed on me. [ laughter ] ♪ sweet caroline ♪ pa,

. >> guillermo: i'm guillermo. nice meeting you. >> i'm dr. dot.celebrity masseuse. >> she's rude. she didn't introduce herself. >> that's fine. i can roll. >> i'm very excited because it's a real spa, not like one of those fake front [ bleep ] things and my nephews are actually going to be nice to me. i think it will work out very nicely. maybe she'll make me really feel good. >> all right. let's do this. >> let's go. >> all right. >> guillermo: you're going to feel great. you're going to feel amazing. that's what she said. >> i don't think aunt chippy's going to l anything. >> when is the last time you had a massage? >> 2,000 years ago. >> much too long. you should at least have one once a month. >> we're from brooklyn. could you imagine me saying to my neighbor i'm going to get a massage? she'd set fire to my house. are you kidding me? >> people from brooklyn are often wound up. they need to relax. >> you should relax now. and know that people from brooklyn, by the way, need massage more than anyone else in the world. >> yes. that's true. >> tak

. >> guillermo: here's the folder, your grace. >> jimmy: thank you very much, guillermo. [ cheers andpplause ] let's see what we have in here. oh, this is nice. top of the show in top form as funny man enters to nice. personal one. former sexual partners declare kimmel greatest lover. [ laughter ] cosmetic surgeons flooded with requests for the kimmel look. oh, and this is nice. oprah names james kimmel all-time favorite thing. well, that's nice. [ laughter ] thank you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] this is probably not in the president's good news folder today. according to the "washington post," the fbi last month conducted an early morning raid on paul manafort's home. paul manafort was trump's campaign manager who hid his ties to russia. the fbi was worried he'd hold back key documents. so in the wee hours of the morning they raided his house. if this presidency was the movie "goodfellas" we'd be at the part where the helicopters are flying over. [ laughter ] this is good. there are a lot of very depressing stories from the world of politics, but this one in kansas they have

sorry guillermo. starting tomorrow, you can see her trade f-words with samuel l.s bodyguard". please say hello to salma hayek pinault. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: you look fantastic. and that's a beautiful dress you have on, and you smell good on top of it. >> oh, thank you very much. >> jimmy: everything is in place. >> all in place. it can only go wrong. >> jimmy: it can only go downhill from here. when did you start using pinault at the end of your name? >> eight years ago! >> jimmy: the last time you were here was like a year ago. >> exactly, and you just never say it. >> jimmy: i like to pretend that your last name is hayek-kimmel instead. i reject pinault. >> very good, you got it. >> jimmy: i said i bet it's pinot, like renault, like the car. they said no, no, no, pinot like the wine. >> no, pinault. let's see if you can spell it. two euros it you can spell pinault. >> jimmy: it is written right there. >> no, that's cheating. no! >> jimmy: but i'll try it anyway. how are you doing? everything all right? you enjoying summer and traveling around the world? >> yes

yeah, that's right, guillermo. >> guillermo: right. >> jimmy: emily ratajkowski is here.ly put the rat in ratajkowski. i'll tell you that. >> guillermo: oh, my god. >> jimmy: we'll get into that a little bit later. then this is his album. it's called "big fish theory." vince staples featuring juicy j from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night on the show milo ve ventimiglia will be here, we'll have music from lindsey stirling. and later this week, jim parsons, john lithgow, damson idris, jay baruchel, plus music from diana krall and the war on drugs. so please join us. our first guest is a golden globe-winning tv star who once was our friend and is now about to say goodbye to another very funny show. the fifth and final season of "episodes" starts august 20th on showtime. please welcome matt leblanc. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's good to have you here. >> good to be back. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think i know -- [ cheers and applause ] you're beloved. >> that's very kind. thank you very much. >> jimmy: do you watch "the bachelorette" or "the ba

alejandro: gracias guillermo.cargada de buen fÚtbol en la liga mx. aprovechando la pausa la nba, la estrella de los golden seis se puso a jugar un torneo de gol. por Último, juan manuel mÁrquez anunciÓ su retiro del deporte. para mÁs informaciÓn no se pero esta noche contacto deportivo, muchas gracias. ramÓn: esta noche en sol a las 11 en una historia que sÓlo verÁ noticias univisiÓn 14, nos dimos a la tarea de investigar un posible fraude de venta vehicular. la vÍctima ya perdiÓ mÁs de usd1800. además de vamos a contar sobre la alerta que hacen funcionarios de california, los afectados son trabajadores indocumentados. entÉrese del mensaje que le enviÓ es sumo pontÍfice al gobierno denicolÁs maduran de la crisis que vive venezuela. los detalles de estas y otras notas esta noche en vivo. despuÉs haber dejado la presidencia del paÍs el presidente barack obama siga recibiendo invitaciones por parte de desconocidos. no sÓlo eso, el ex mandatario en un gesto de cortesÍa ha respondido a todas las invitaciones. llegamos

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ramÓn: quiero agradecerle a guillermo echeverrÍa.icamente se va a disfrutar en todos los estados unidos y acÁ en nuestra regiÓn lo vamos a disfrutar de forma parcial. es posible que comience a notarse eso de las 9:01 a.m. su mÁximo ocurrirÍa hacia las 10:15 a.m., vamos a verlo en un 74% eclipsado, retirÁndose cerca de las horas del mediodÍa. no hemos visto actividad de precipitaciÓn y regresamos de un fin de semana caluroso. el dÍa de hoy 75 esa temperatura mÁxima cuando normalmente deben ser esos 82. esperamos dos dÍas algo similar con esas temperaturas bastante agradables por debajo de lo que es normal para la Época del aÑo. irÁn aumentando gradualmente hacia lo que es el fin de semanatemperaturas aumentando sobre los 80. ramÓn: en esta Época de incertidumbre seguimos recibiendo sus preguntas en nuestras redes sociales sobre temas de inmigraciÓn. hoy elena nos pregunta lo siguiente:" tengo una cita en corte por un ticket por manejar a alta velocidad, me da miedo ir porque no quiero que me agarre inmigraciÓn, quÉ puedo hacer?". >> e

se llama guillermo.hubiera querido que cantÁramos. yo les dije a los muchachos, " hay que hacer show en este salÓn para nosotros mismos. vamos a cantar, vamos a tocar canciones". estuvimos ahÍ. todos vestidos de charros. ahÍ el mariachi con metales hicimos las siete canciones. eso fue en honor a nuestro patrÓn. >> al fallecer juan gabriel, muriÓ el mariachi de mi tierra? guillermo: o pensÉ que nos podÍamos seguir llamando como el seÑor alberto nos llamÓ. creÍ que nos lo habíamos ganado. por tantos aÑos. creÍ que eso nos correspondía. no fue asÍ. yo entiendo a la familia tambiÉn que ellos tienen que cuidar sus cosas. yo lo respeto. lo que he sido siempre es ser respetuoso con la gente. asÍ me lo enseÑaron. lo Único que nos queda es el alma. entonces, nos vamos a llamar almÁsde juárez. >> ivÁn tereconociÓ? guillermo: no necesito decir. Él sabe lo que yo siento. >> de mariachi de mi tierra para alma de juÁrez, le quitaron el nombre, pero no la esencia. alan: mira todo lo que dice. juan gabriel expone el nom

thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. i tell you something.t's a beautiful summer day here in l.a. and suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear attack. [ laughter ] fyi, there are no ways, it turns out. president trump today took a break from his vacation to issue this extraordinary threat to north korea. >> north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. he has been very threatening, beyond a normal statement. and as i said, they will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: so as you can see, the vacation is really relaxing him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] fire and fury and -- listen. we're sorry we made fun of you. go back to golfing before you kill all of us. [ laughter ] i watched that clip about a dozen times today. and after viewing number 8 i noticed this. look at this. watch as it goes over. the camera pans over to kellyanne -- that right

take vo guillermo ochoa apenas lleva una jornada con su nuevo equipo y ya tiene agrandes atajadas...alles.. en deportes. live weather cam segment ends cesar - un incidente que inici adentro de una casa en san francisco, paraliz por horas a todo un vecindario. cesar - un hombre armado se parapet en su propia casa, la misma en donde autoridades encontraron a una mujer herida por arma de fuego. linda candelo est en vivo desde nuestra sala de redaccin con los detalles. linda? live intro linda - lorena, la negociacin entre autoridades de san francisco y este hombre acaba de conclur hace solo un rato... luego de casi 16 horas de intentos por llegar a un acuerdo pacfico. ;01 ;27 track 1 - horas de terror vivieron los residentes de este vecindario en san francisco. nat sonido de las sirena video:castro standoff raw wellington 13:28 - las horas avanzaron en medio de negociaciones entre miembros de la unidad especial de tcticas y un hombre, presuntamente, armado ... circunstancia que oblig a las autoridades a exigir la evacuacin inmediata de residentes de la zona y pedirle a otros que se encer

super= guillermo lara / pescador veracruzano inq=..no sabemos la verdad que reacción vaya a tener el viene. en todo veracruz la alerta naranja ha puesto en marcha los procedimientos de emergencia, se abrieron los albergues y se cerraron los puertos desde esta maÑana ante la amenaza de franklin que cada vez esta mas cerca de sus costas. super=tereso vazquez / pescador veracruzano inq=..hay que prevenir, no sea que luego tengamos que lamentar por no haber prevenido. con repotes continuos, el servicio meteorologico nacional informa a la poblacion de cada movimiento del meteoro. los expertos como jaime albarran revelan que en su camino este retomando fuerza en las aguas del golfo de mexico por lo que se esta fortaleciendo... super= jaime albarran / servicio meteorologico nacional inq=. las próximas 48 horas serán muy difíciles para los estados del centro y oriente de la república incluyendo la capital del país. pero la principal alerta es para veracruz, franklin se mueve directamente hacia alla y se preve que podria impactar como huracan categoria 1 antes de la media noche de este mierco

guillermo is bill in spanish. granizo is his mother's maiden name.says, "i'd buy something from from guillermo granizo, but bill wagner, i don't know." >> how did his look change? >> he went from very clean-cut to start wearing brighter-colored shirts, and then his hair grew long. >> we used to call him the hippie. here i was with a suit and tie on, going to work, and he was going with a paintbrush to the canvas. >> make that paintbrush to terra cotta. inspired by mexican artists such as diego rivera, granizo devotes himself to painting ceramic tiles, an ancient art form. he comes up with his own techniques and secret recipes for his glazes. >> in some ways, this is liquid glass. and you can see that these glazes are very similar in color, so you really don't know what they're gonna turn out to be until you fire them. >> you're saying that, once in the kiln, can turn out and be as bright and beautiful as these? >> absolutely. they go from grays to bright colors. >> how did granizo know what color he was painting with? it's not with his eyes, but his

>>el colombiano juan guillermo cuadrado fue titular. >> la liga alemana de estreno por nuestra pantallalonario podrÍa volverse realidad para un afortunado que puede ganarse el premio de $535,000,000. >> es uno de los premios mÁs grandes de la historia de estados unidos. el juego de loterÍa cuesta dos dolores. la probabilidad de ganar el premio gordo es una en 200,000,000. que pasÉ buenas noches y nos vemos en ediciÓn nocturna del fin de semana. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ locutor: tigres contra pumas desde el estadio universitario. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ¡golazo! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ locutor: en vivo por univisiÓn y uvn. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

guillermo, say something to him.g spanish ]. >> he understood that. he understood that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so call. wait a minute. he has a twin. he has an identical twin. so you know, god forbid anything should happen to him. [ laughter ] it's like he has an understudy. >> we're good. you don't need -- >> are you kidding? this is -- you know what we do? put your phone number up on the screen. >> no. [ laughter ] >> 818 -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i think that's going to be great for him. we want to have grandchildren. >> jimmy: it's great to have parents in show business, isn't it? >> his mother needs grandchildren. i'm running out of stuff to say to her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ray romano, everybody. he could be your father-in-law. the show is called "get shorty." sundays at 10:00 on netflix. we'll be right back with paula patton. ♪ depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms. ♪ that's why there's trintellix, a prescription medication for depression. trintellix may help you take a step forward in improving

>> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: it's part of the country. >> guillermo: oh, yeah, you're right. yeah.mmy. >> jimmy: you are? fios is not cable. we're a 100% fiber optic network. and with the new fios gigabit connection... you get our fastest... internet ever. with download speeds up to 940 megs - switch to fios gigabit connection with tv and phone for $79.99 a month online for the first year. plus hbo for one year and multi-room dvr service for two years, all with a two-year agreement. and switching has never been easier. get out of your contract with up to a $500 credit to help cover your early termination fee. go to fiosgigabit.com >>> i am a meh. so i've got to be totally over it all the time. meh. who cares? which is not easy as it sounds. >> hello, good simians. those are some sharp attaches. >> yes. well, we have business to attend to. >> what kind of business? >> monkey business. >> jimmy: that is "the emoji movie." t.j. miller plays meh. [ cheers and applause

>> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: it's part of the country. >> guillermo: oh, yeah, you're right. yeah.jimmy. >> jimmy: you are? >>> i am a meh. so i've got to be totally over it all the time. meh. who cares? which is not easy as it sounds. >> hello, good simians. those are some sharp attaches. >> yes. well, we have business to attend to. >> what kind of business? >> monkey business. >> jimmy: that is "the emoji movie." t.j. miller plays meh. [ cheers and applause ] did they tell you you're going to play meh? >> what? >> jimmy: did they tell you you're going to be playing meh? >> you know, when they brought -- first of all, they asked. they said they want to meet you on this film. it's "the emoji movie." it's a movie about emojis. i said, why? [ laughter ] what do you mean? what are you talking about? why would someone do that? they said, well, they have you in mind for the main character, which is meh emoji. and i said, yes. [ laughter ] you know? i had to go and kind of see what was going to -- they pitched. how could you possibly make a movie about emojis? and then about ten minutes