♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hola, guillermo! >> hola, guillermo! >> hola, guillermo! hold on a second. >> guillermo: yes, i'm very hot. please be quiet. sorry about that, he's so boring. hello, everybody. is acting fun? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> great fun. >> great. >> we all love habiting. >> not as fun as being on here, though. >> guillermo: tell me about your new movie "zombieland: double tap." >> it's really fun. >> fantastic. >> guillermo: okay, okay. it is time to play "parking lot tequila shot!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> wait, what's parking lot? >> guillermo: "parking lot" is when you leave. >> you mean like go home? >> guillermo: yeah, woody, like go home. >> oh, okay. tequila shot, i guess. ♪ >> guillermo: here, one more, one more. >> thank you. >> guillermo: do you guys have a clip of the movie? >> there should be a clip, yeah. >> guillermo: okay, drink tequila and roll the clip. >> light 'em up! let's go, let's go! get up to safety! here we go! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: wow! wow! that was a very good clip. thank you for being in my show, woody ha

guillermo. how you doing, guillermo? can you hear me, guillermo?guillermo: yes, jimmy, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. how was the ride from dallas to chicago? hif >> guillermo: almost 18 hours. >> jimmy: do you know what state you're in right now? >> guillermo: illinois. >> jimmy: very good. the old town ale house is known for these paintings all over the walls. is the guy to made the paintings there with you tonight, guillermo? >> guillermo: he's right here. >> jimmy: that's bruce elliott. what do you got there for us, bruce? bruce is mad already. oh, bruce. wow. look at that. wow. >> the reason i made guillermo bigger than you, jimmy, is because i used to be a side kick a few times myself. i know how hard it is making a star look good and guillermo does a great job of doing that. >> guillermo: i agree with you. >> that's really where all the talent is is right here. there's guillermo and there's jimmy. >> jimmy: i look a little bit like one of saddam hussein's sons in that painting. it's a little bit like ude. i think that was from guil

say hello to guillermo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] where is guillermo?here the -- guillermo, where are you? [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. the beautiful guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo. what are you supposed to be? >> guillermo: staten island's fairy, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, the staten island fairy. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: i hope you wear that out tonight. >> guillermo: i will for sure. >> jimmy: you've been here since thursday night? >> guillermo: friday night. >> jimmy: what is the best thing you've eaten since you got here to brooklyn? >> guillermo: wow. i think everything. >> jimmy: why are your hands still up in the air? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why are your hands still up in the air? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh. i'm so excited i'm here in new york, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, we're excited to have you. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: this was, you know -- this was shaping up to be an exciting week for baseball. we thought maybe, just maybe -- the dodgers and yankees would be in t

and guillermo's inside. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, how are you doing?k like you're enjoying yourself. is that mariano with you, guillermo? >> that's right. here's mariano my friend. >> jimmy: mariano, did you invent the frozen margarita? >> i ifrn invented the frozen margarita machine. >> jimmy: oh, the machine. >> it was inducted in 2005. but all they saw was the frozen margarita machine and they put it in the snack bar next to the popcorn. >> jimmy: oh. >> now it's in the smithsonian right next to julia child's kitchen. >> jimmy: wow. so julia's spirit is getting good and drunk there. now, has guillermo tried to stick his head under the margarita machine yet? >> oh, my gosh. he did. he did. all day long. until i gave him this. >> jimmy: what? what is that? >> this is a mexican emmy. >> jimmy: oh. >> for you. then it takes a -- you take the hat off. >> jimmy: oh. >> and the head. and now it's full of tequila. >> jimmy: of course it is. >> this is the only way i could stop him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one head replaces the other. guillermo, i

>> jimmy: you look more like guillermo than guillermo right now. >> i'm his brother's sister.oth. >> jimmy: your mustache is starting to come off. there you go. >> your mustache is coming off! >> no, no. that's just an illusion. >> jimmy: ms. lisa, is there any special, do you have to do anything special with out-of-towners when they come to visit? >> well, you know, they come and i have them up on stage and have them perform. >> jimmy: you have an out-of-towner right there, why don't you bring him up on stage. >> we're going to se it togethe. [cheers and applause] >> a boa. now we need some music. >> jimmy: what's guillermo's drag name? >> i'm going to give you hayworth. >> jimmy: here from bob and barbara's lounge, for the very first time, fajita hayworth. all right, guillermo, i'm going to leave you there, all right? we'll see you in brooklyn, fajita. one more thing. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the biee it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> my dad used to say a job's a lot more than a paycheck, it's about your [ bleep ]. >> i would l

please, bring out guillermo, will you? guillermo? ♪ okay. ♪ hi, guys, how you doin'?ll right, guillermo? all right, there he is. thank you, so guillermo, come over here for a second. thanks, guys, thank you for bringing him out. >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you were scared, weren't you you know how you can tell he's pretend smiling? he goes like this. >> you know i'm scared of heights. >> jimmy: when i was a kid before we knew each other i wanted to be an artist. i wanted to draw comics and c h cartoons. that didn't come to pass obviously, since we are in new york i thought it would be fun to see if i could get and you could get a cartoon published in "the new yorker." we came up with some ideas and some pitches. and we went to the new yorker magazine ♪ >> jimmy: good luck. >> you too. >> hi. we're ready to see you. come this way. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're welcome. >> hi, welcome guys. >> i'm guillermo, nice meeting you. >> jimmy: hi. >> i'm guillermo. >> jimmy: we're the new t cartoonists. we would love to be published in "the new yorker." tell us about the process.

>> jimmy: guillermo, where are you headed next, guillermo, before frankie gets into the song?> i'll be there tomorrow in philadelphia. >> jimmy: philadelphia tomorrow. i wish i was with you right now. in o of those sandwiches, will you? >> sure, one our two? >> jimmy: well, two of course. take it ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, there's frankie. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from blanco brown. dave matthews is here. and we'll be right back with jennifer aniston. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by subaru. the deaf, blind, the different. subaru presents the underdogs. these shelter dogs still love unconditionally. they're just hoping to find their human, who does too. to help, subaru is establishing national make a dog's day to ask you to please consider adopting an underdog, or do something extra-special for your dog. a more rewarding target run. with deals & surprises... it's free to withyou'ls & surprises... u' et circle. it's free to a more rewarding target run is waiting for you. ( ♪ ) only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser dril

that's the gang from stomp, and guillermo. me tell you something, that was quite an entrance. i haven't seen moves like that since sean spicer on "dancing with the stars" monday night. >> oh, my god, i'm tired. >> jimmy: if you live in new york, and if you've ever owned a television, you've probably seen these commercials for a big wedding venue called grand prospect hall. so you know this place? these are local ads starring the owners, and the commercials are wonderful, but they've been running the same ones for like 125 years. so it seemed like time to freshen them up. and the best way to make a good local commercial into a great local commercial is to add a prominent local athlete to the mix. so we made a call to phenom pete alonso and asked pete to step up to the plate in a new ad that will make all your dreams come true. >> you dreamed about it. it's been perfectly planned. >> and it's the most important day of your life. >> hi, i'm michael. >> and i'm alice. >> and i'm pete alonso from the new york mets. the grand prospe

we're going to prison, guillermo, so go get your things.n it, you better give us a meatball emoji or -- well, nothing's going to happen, but we want one. i can see everyone's pretty fired up about this. let's continue on. tonight, we have music from camp. from the new terminator, linda hamilton is here and we'll be right back with ewan mcgregor. so stick around. ♪ >>> abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by jeep. (kermit) fozzie! you're on my tv! (fozzie) kermit! (fozzie) and you're on my tv! (dr. teeth) and i'm on both your tvs. (miss piggy) and of course, moi is on tv. (statler & waldorf) nobody cares! hahaha! (dr. teeth) woah woah woah. how are we all on each other's tvs? (animal) me on tv! (fozzie) oh i believe i have the answer. you see... (miss piggy) the thing on the tv is a portal tv and it lets you video call... (all) on your tv! (dr. teeth) ah! (animal) me on tv! hahahaha! (fozzie vo) portal. from facebook. sleep this amazing? that's a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. our liquid has a unique botanical blend, while an optimal melatonin

>> guillermo: not yet. i'm afraid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have any guesses as to how much you gained? >> guillermo: maybe six, seven pounds. >> jimmy: yeah. >> guillermo: easy. >> jimmy: we're like a couple of pinatas running around brooklyn. president trump took a little field trip last night to game 5 of the world series between the astros and washington nationals in d.c. this was his first appearance at a baseball game since taking office. and take a look at this time and vision moment because -- now, look at -- watch how happy he is when he notices he's on screen. there i am. [ laughter ] and now keep going. [ boos ] and then the boos come in. and you watch him. you know, it's -- [ cheers and applause ] fake boos is what it is. usually to get booed that much at a sporting event in washington, d.c. you have to play for the redskins. but somehow -- [ laughter ] i guess the orange skins qualify as well. [ laughter ] it was not a friendly crowd for trump. there were a number of "impeach" signs in the

well, thank you very much for the order and for bringing guillermo to us.ll right, that should cover it right there. >> tip? >> jimmy: sorry, all right. and that's for you. noah syndergaard, everybody. you can leave that, we'll finish that later. guillermo, make sure i get reimbursed for that. >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: and of course, no trip east would be complete without a special guest sitting in with cleto and the cletones. he is a canadian treasure, the most dangerous bandleader in the world, say hello to paul shaffer! >> hi, everybody, jimmy, thanks for having me again. >> jimmy: i loveing you. i feel like this is a cherished tradition. >> i love it and i'll be here as long as you're here. thank you so much. >> jimmy: a trip like this is a major undertaking. i want to thank everyone at the brooklyn opera house for making this our home. thank you for standing in line. i'm sorry my staff smoked all your weed. we'll get it back to you, i promise. it's refreshing to be in a place where people feel comfortable yelling at each other on the street. new york re

and guillermo eating a doughnut. you can see guillermo is there cheering them on.outside and ran right out of the theater. on sunday, they will be competing in the u.s. grand prix in austin, texas. you can watch it on abc. tonight, from "terminator: dark fate," mackenzie davis is here. then, he has a stand-up comedy special on amazon called "a man from kansas. chris porter, from jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas, which is a magical place. filled with pictures of me. tomorrow night, then tire sta ef will be in costume. have you tried yours on yet? >> not yet. >> jimmy: tomorrow night, we have antonio banderas, natalia reyes, music from big boi and sleepy brown with ceelo green, and our annual half and half halloween pageant. this is where we mash two costumes into one. things like lebronald mcdonald, pill cosby, winnie the putin, curious george takei. the list, it's a lot of fun, and costs us a lot of money. so please watch tomorrow. our first guest is an unusually handsome man known to south americans as cara de oro, which means face of gold. his new romantic

especially when they have as many feelings as our extra sensitive security guard, guillermo.ermo? >> i had a terrible day. first i got stuck in my parking spot, and i spilled coffee on myself. then the coffee machine broke. it was not my fault. then everybody got doughnuts except me. this needs to change here. i want to tell people how i feel. >> maybe you could if the show used s.a.p. >> a.s.a. what? >> they are able to provide the best experience possible. >> wow. that's a great idea, therapist. thank you! i had the best day ever. now what we started using s.a.p., people know not to park close to me. wow! they fixed the copy machine, and they got doughnuts for everybody! it is all thanks to you. you are a good therapist. >> okay, i'm not a therapist. i'm accountant. i just happen to have a couch in my office. i need to get back to work. >> okay, can i still sleep here, sir? >> sure. >> dicky: go to s.a.p..com/xm. million. se there's everything from happy to extremely happy. there's also angry. i'm really angry clive! actually, really angry. thank you. but what if your busin

guillermo, what do you think of that? i try it? >> you want to try it? >> jimmy: butter and what else, you have a noodle. >> you w finish? sh. >>o, irigh into hische. it will be fine. >> let me serve you. >> okay. thank you. >> you ready? >> jimmy: guillermo, this is italian food. >> oh, i love italian food. >> you got to leave some for jimmy. it's really long. there we go. >> all right. >> jimmy: how many different shapes of pasta can you make? >> with hands and sticks and analog tools 1515. >> jimmy: wow. >> no machines. >> jimmy: is there room for any new ones? have you ever come up with a new one? >> not my job. i'm a mouthpiece for tradition. >> jimmy: very good. >> you guys want to try this? >> jimmy: we'd love to try it. >> guillermo took all the cheese. so we have to do it again. how is it? >> it is fantastic. iyou don't mi sring, you could hold the stick. >> we cod i'll be lady. >> my bite is too big. i do this all the time. but i'm on tv right now, i have to be careful. >> just unhinge your jaw, and you can get

guillermo, [cheers and applause] guillermo's been an american citizen for like ten years. >> ten, 12lem. >> you recommend it? it's going well? >> it's best. >> jimmy: we'll make some calls. i think trump would let you in. he'd go, i have a pretty hard policy about these things but in your case, come right in. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: cobie smulders! "stumptown" airs wednesdays at 10 here on abc. we'll be right back. fixfinity internet and mobile, each for $30 a month. that equals awesome wifi from america's best internet provider and the best lte on the go. it's the ultimate coverage solution. it's all in the numbers. with xfinity mobile, you'll save up to $800 a year on your wireless bill. you can even get $250 back. don't miss out on xfinity internet and mobile, each for $30 a month. plus, save up to $800 a year on your wireless bill with xfinity mobile. xfinity makes saving... simple. easy. awesome. click, call, or visit a store today. r m.f ti we also ran out of time for james blake. i'm sorry, we ran out of time for you, too. >> this is great, i didn't expect this at all. >> jimm

uno de ellos es guillermo aÑade 26 aÑos que denuncia el supuesto maltrato que recibe en dicho lugar.os. que nosotros no tenemos derechos. >> huyÓ de su paÍs de origen divino en busca de asilo polÍ negado la libertad bajo fianza. es tanta la desesperaciÓn que hace un par de dÍas se dio a conocer que dos migrantes cubanos intentaron quitarse la vida para llamar la atenciÓn de las autoridades federales en cuanto su caso. mediante un comunicado de la agencia informÓ que durante el fin de semana del 12 de ubre humanos detenido de cuba en ese entrecruzamiento del condado. intentaron hacerse daÑo las muÑecas con sus tarjetas de identificaciÓn de detención. los oficiales y personal mÉdico actuaron inmediatamente y no hubo heridas abiertas. ademÁs de exigir su libertad se cuestiona la falta de asistencia legal. >> no me seÑalo derechos, no sÉ lo que puede hacer y lo que no puedo hacer. julio: el departamento de justicia anuncia una cifra rÉcord de inmigrantes que han sido acusados de cruzar la frontera sin documentos. aproximadamente 81,000 personas fueron instruidas de cargos por ingresar al

guillermo, thank you for that explanation. the gop left me and the gop has sold its soul. >> guest: well, of course, that's one possible scenario. if we look at the elections coming up though, there are other possible scenarios. it depends upon who the democrats nominate, it depends upon the economy, it depends upon what's happening overseas. i think it's really important, peter, not to get so caught up in the fate of the republican party. yes, it's a party which has been conservative more or less most of the time, last 50, 60 years thanks in large measure to the work of the conservative movement, but that may change. that may change. who knows? there may be a third the party which comes along finally. i would say -- i'll make my prediction. i'm not in the predicting business, i'm a historian. i'm not a prophet. but i would say that if the republican party were in four or eight or twelve or whatever years it may be, if it were to begin to fade, that would not be the beginning of a one-party country here in america. a third par

abrazo a su padre guillermo despuÉs de 31 aÑos sin verse.echo allÁ. >> nunca lo voy a olvidar. >> ademÁs recordÓ las vÍctimas mortales de la balacera de el paso y los migrantes que han muerto en custodia del gobierno federal. fernando garcÍa, organizador del evento resaltÓ el propÓsito del encuentro. >> sÍ de amor, sí de esperanza, de que algÚn dÍa las familias estÉn juntas permanentemente pero tambiÉn es un evento de protesta contra todo aquello que han aventado hacia la frontera. >> este quizÁs es el primer momento de reencuentro muchos aÑos. >> pueden ver a su familia y tener ese encuentro que anhelamos tener con nuestros familiares >> el rey gordo estuvo resguardado por autoridades mexicanas >> hay tantas cosas que no se podrÍan des. no sÉ ni por dÓnde empezar. quiero que sepan que papÁ siempre estuve pensando en ti. >> en el paso texas, pedro rojas, univisiÓn. >> momento sumamente emotivo. el futuro de las licencias de conducir para indocumentados estÁ en manos de una jueza federal que deberÁ emitir un fallo que busca frenar la emisiÓn

right guillermo? >> that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know about this stuff. >> yes. run for your life. >> jimmy: how about we do something that has nothing to do with donald trump. is anyone okay with that? [cheers and applause] every now and then we take some time to pit senior versus junior in a battle of the ages. it's time to play generation gap! we went to hollywood boulevard where cousin sal is standing by. hello, cousin sal. >> what's happenin', jimmy? >> jimmy: sal is part of nfl football on thursday night on fox. so congratulations to you, sal. >> let me just say, i ran into our boss, bob iger in the greenroom. he told me the filthiest joke. >> jimmy: what did he tell you? >> he'll tell you. >> jimmy: now that you've not the job you can say whatever you want. let's meet our contestants. first up, a student, say hello to noah. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you doing, noah? >> pretty good. >> jimmy: how old are you, noah? >> 12 years old. >> jimmy: one of our producers told me your mom calls you grandpa. >> yeah, she says i'm a 40-year-old trapped in a kid's body.

comentaban que por primera vez el prÍncipe harry comentÓ sobre la relación que tenÍa con el príncipe guillermoes no copiaran durante un examen. sucediÓ en un centro preuniversitario de la india y las imÁgenes levantaron la polÉmica y el ministro dijo que era una decisiÓn inaceptable. carolina: mucha gente se mostrÓ muy molesta por este caso que tildan de abuso. hasta maÑa >> se registra incendio en pacÍfic estÁ amenazando a presidencia multimillonarias. gastÓn: vemos unos tiempos bastante activos durante el transcurso del dÍa de hoy, combinado con bajo humedad relativa, propicias para formaciones de incendios. jarel: la contaminaciÓn provocada por los incendios causa problemas respiratorios, mÉdicos bis cÓmo aliviar los sÍntomas. jarel: buenas tardes, el Área

tonight -- jennifer aniston, dave matthews, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, and music from blancod now, move over, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. please, relax, relax. [cheers and applause] i've been doing this show for many, many years, and believe it or not, there was a time before the president was a lunatic that the cable news channels had to cover other stuff. they had wall to wall

tonight -- paul rudd, from "castle rock," lizzy caplan, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, this week tyler childers. and now, brace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: well, hello, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. you're joining us here on a day that quite literally shook the world. today is, or today was edge shakeout day, which ishe day we're supposed to practice what we'll do in the event of a major ea

guillermo! [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, do a little spin for us, come on, let's see the back of that thing. there we go. [cheers and applause] i know you're supposed to be eddie murphy, but you look like a big fruit rollup. >> like a little sausage. >> jimmy: so, have you seen the trailer for the new "star wars" movie? this is "star wars" "rise of skywalker." lucasfilm released the trailer during halftime of the patrio - patriots-jets game. so we took the liberty of asking members of the local crew here in brooklyn. where are they? there they r are. we asked them to re-voice the trailer in brooklyn-ese. be prepared to be transported to a galaxy very far away. ♪ >> there goes that. ooh, so many roots. ah! well, that sucked. >> [ bleep ] is that? >> listen up! >> quiet down! >> what did i miss? >> ah. can you believe this weather? >> i know, this [ bleep ] weather. >> whoa. >> how you doin'? >> how you doin'? >> you want some? >> come on, let's do this. >> slow down, fly up.

uno de ellos es guillermo peÑas de 26 aÑos y en denuncia el supuesto maltrato que recibe en dicho lugarunidos en boca da asilo polÍtico, pero hasta hoy se la negado su libertad con fianza. >> hace como cinco o seis dÍas. [ininteligible] stephanie es tanta la desesperaciÓn que hace un par de dÍas se dio a conocer que los migrantes cubanos de 29 y 28 aÑos intentaron quitarse la vida para llamar la atenciÓn de las autoridades federales en cuanto a su caso. mediante un comunicado, la agencia ahÍ informÓ que durante el fin de semana del 12 decubre los detenidos de cuba en el centro de procesamiento del condado de otero, en chaparra, nuevo mÉxico, intentaron hacerse daÑo las muÑecas con sus tarjetas de identificaciÓn de detenciÓn. los oficiales de a es el personal mÉdico varÓn inmediatamente y no hubo heridas abiertas. ademÁs de exigir su libertad, peÑa se cuestiona la falta de asistencia legal. >> ahora mismo yo me siento que estÁn violando mÉtodo. no me enseÑa los derechos. no sÉ lo que puedo hacer y no puedo hacer. [mÚsica] julio: escuchÉ esto. una perrita llamada camila se ha hecho famosa

alejandra: hoy hablaremos con guillermo sobre los diferentes tipos de dietas y cÓmo afectan el medio

gerardo martino, luego de la supuesta disciplina cometida por chicharito, miguel ayÓn, mark hallarÍan, guillermooviembre. que han cuatro candidatos Únicamente. el campeÓn defensor atlanta, toronto, la fc y seattle. los cuatro peleaban por llegar a esta cita el prÓximo 10 de noviembre. gracias por estar con nosotros. nos encontramos en el siguiente contacto deportivo. ♪ paola: dejamos con lo que sabemos sobre el incendio kincade. hasta ahora van mÁs de 74,000 acres consumidos. ramÓn: los bomberos han logrado sofocar las llamas en un 15%. 123 estructuras han sido quemadas, 57 son viviendas. otras 90,000 edificaciones siguen en riesgo. paola: para tener toda la informaciÓn y lo mÁs reciente sobre este incendio y los apagones de pg&e descarga nuestra aplicaciÓn. no se encuentra como univisiÓn Área de la bahÍa. va a tener las alertas con lo mÁs nuevo de informaciÓn y las redes sociales, facebook, twitter e instagram. ramÓn: para que se mantenga al tanto de lo que acontece. vamos a continuar con nuestra cobertura, como siempre para cumplir con la misiÓn de mantenerle bien informado. paola: nos encontr

espacial exclusivam ♪ patricios cluster rizo de emergenciaen pakistÁn, un aviÓn donde iban el prÍncipe guillermoonautas integrado exclusivamente por mujeres logrÓ cumplir con Éxito una caminata espacial. salieron de la estaciÓn espacial internacional a reemplazar una unidad y baterÍas que se había daÑado. tenemos toda la historia. reportera: minutos antes los ojos del mundo estaban puestos en estaciÓn espacial internacionalde la nasa. [habla en inglÉs] >> la espera terminaba, y la comentarista de la nasa anuncia la salida de la estaciÓn espacial internacional del primer grupo de astronautas integrado exclusivamente por mujeres. quienes hacÍan historia, hay camina por primera vez en el espacio. el astronauta llevaba un traje espacial completamente blanco, y cristina, uno con rayas rojas que se utilizÓ para diferenciarlas. y estamos viendo, la cÁmara frontal del casco del astronauta, transmite en vivo su prÓximo movimiento y, alerta su compaÑera. alista un brazo robÓtico que utilizarÁn para reemplazar una unidad de baterÍas. desde este otro Ángulo se puede apreciar el trabajo que estÁ realizando.

tonight, sir elton john, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's guillermo on the road to brooklyn, and musicn boxes. and now, act naturally, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i am the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us on yet another debate night in america. democratic debate number four from columbus, ohio, hosted by fake news cnn and the failing "new york times," 12 democrats took to the stage to angrily agree with each other for hours.

. >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> yo estudie en la udniversidad de guillermo industrial tengan buenas noches y buen inicio de semana . >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> ( musica ) >> >>> esta semana en exatlÓn estados unidos los famosos se apoderaron 2 veces de la fortaleza poniendo como bastones a shaila y jc, nicole, mack y alex. y lo que las medallas de salvoconducto dominical se refieren, la celebraciÓn estuvo dividida, el famoso y una contendiente gritaron el triunfo. venado sum o su primera presea y denisse con su tercera

aldo: despejar guillermo francisco ochoa. bien renato ibarra. balÓn de amÉrica. cruz azul repliega.ota, el remate de guido rodrÍguez. gibran: aldo, se viene viÑas. aldo: el hombre que nos hace acordar a padilla y cuando entraba y hacÍa un gol. se va amonestado por falta de orbelÍn pineda. gibran: hay que ver si el cambio era por cÓrdoba. iba a ser por otro jugador. luis omar:[aplausos] hace rato nos dimos cuenta nosotros. ivÁn: en la barrida tocada pineda, pero va directamente a la pelota. aldo: viÑas aprieta con todo en la salida. atrÁs con escobar y mÁs atrás para jj corona. luis omar: en la amÉrica tiene uno menos, tiene que defenderse con la pelota. aldo: pablo aguilar ofrece una disculpa a todos sus compaÑeros. viÑas que vuelve a peinar. sigue guido rodrÍguez. cubre el esfÉrico. serÁ balÓn para el amÉrica. luis omar: la uefa champions league regresa con un un gran partido. acompÁÑenos a travÉs de unimÁs y tu udn. tiro libre directo. queda para el contragolpe. guido lo gana, la chilena que no es buena. estaba mÁs sÓlo de lo que piensa. gibran: estaba sÓlo aguilera. diego: henry

isn't this crazy, guillermo? >> guillermo: very crazy. [ laughter [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trump also suggested that adam schiff, who runs the house intelligence committee, be arrested for treason, he suggested that today, for daring to look into all these stupid and illegal things he did. and still most every prominent republican is sticking with trump. none of these guys are on the phone but they're all 100% sure he did nothing wrong. they 100% believe there is no need to look into one iota of -- it's shocking. it really is. and i want to read a quote today that i saw last night. i want to share it. on the subject of donald trump. and it goes like this. "the man is a pathological liar. he doesn't know the difference between truth and lies. he lies with practically every word that comes out of his mouth. and he has a pattern that i think is straight out of a psychology textbook. his response is to accuse everybody else of lying. whatever he does he accuses everyone else of doing. the man cannot tell the truth but

tonight -- jeff bridges, from "mixed-ish" mykal-michelle harris, guillermo on the road to brooklyn, andaturing snoop dogg. and now, relax, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on -- you know it is doubleheader of holidays here in the united states. today is both indigenous peoples and columbus day, depending on where you stand on slavery i guess. i don't know. [ laughter ] i have to say, a lot of my -- i'm italian, or i'm an italian-american and many of my fellow italn-

. >> let's hear from guillermo who is also calling from li california.on is, abraham lincoln woke up for his 150 years longer they asked him why did you leave your party and he did it he said i didn't leave the à Ãrepublican party. 75% views were democrat, 75% hispanics were democrat. 95 percent of blacks are democrat. you are a dying party, your party is supported by white old people. >> guillermo, we will get an answer in two seconds. give us a sense of your politics. >> the sense of my politics? >> yes sir. >> i used to subscribe to the national review, russell kirk, i read all the books. i used to read william buckley. i am hispanic, i met immigrant, american citizen, a vietnam vet and am very concerned, believe me, i have read william buckley, the countries of the conservative. i might have a ricky ricardo accent but i'm very active in politics and i am very concerned about the situation with donald trump. i think the republican party à Ãi've seen few people george well is my hero. [indiscernable] you got your two supreme court justices, you got you

>> reporter: peta's national vice president kathy guillermo says that's not good enough. >> the industryas gotten away with murder for a lot of years, and we don't have good statistics on how many horses have actually died. >> reporter: the los angeles district attorney's office has been investigating these fatalities for months but has yet to issue its report. the sport of kings is in trouble with declining attendance as well as a tarnished image, but outside of california, sweeping reforms on a national level have yet to get out of the starting gate. norah? >> o'donnell: all right, don, thank you. and now to a story every woman needs to be concerned about. we know one in eight american women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime, but the aggressive treatments many rely on can cause other problems, sometimes years later. here's dr. tara narula. >> reporter: when jayme cheek was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2016, she was told what to expect -- chemotherapy, surgery, and radiation. what she didn't expect was a new diagnosis, heart disease. >> it was like getting punched in the s

the founding of origins of mass incarceration including i'm blinking on the book's name quickly, guillermomong women, there's a great book out about founder of modern gynecology but also did all the experiments on slaves, so i think those are a couple that help us think about both the science and the tools and mechanisms on racism that take place. i can't -- i can't think of the books now, it's going the drive me nuts, change in silent is the name of the first book. >> and the book i was thinking about was actually -- it's called in american prisonses by shane which talks about the prison industry and he went under cover as a guard in a louisiana private prison but a lot of also talks about the history of private prisons and the history originates in texas. >> medical apartheid change my life, thinking about how the medical profession excluded black people and used black people and from the beginning is a sleeping history of thinking about how racist ideas are engrain ed in fabric of american life. >> on the subject of racism and denial, of course, the implicit association test at the harv

>> reporter: peta's national vice president kathy guillermo with murder for a lot of years, and we don't have good statistics on how many horses have actually died. >> reporter: the los angeles district attorney's office has been investigating these fatales for months but has yet to issue its report. the sport of kings is in trouble with declining attendance as well as a tarnished image. but outside of california, sweeping reforms on a national level have yet to get out of the starting gate. norah? >> all right, don, thank you. >>> and now to a story every woman needs to be concerned about. we know one in eight american women will develop breast cancer in their lifetime, but the aggressive treatments many rely on can cause other problems, sometimes years later. here's dr. tara narula. >> reporter: when jayme cheek was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2016, she was told what to expect, chemotherapy, surgery, and radiation. what she didn't expect was a new diagnosis, heart disease. >> it was about like getting punched in the stomach. that's what it felt like. >> reporter: shemuscroub pumpin

the founding of origins of mass incarceration including i'm blinking on the book's name quickly, guillermomong women, there's a great book out about founder of modern gynecology but also did all the experiments on slaves, so i think those are a couple that help us think about both the science and the tools and mechanisms on racism that take place. i can't -- i can't think of the books now, it's going the drive me nuts, change in silent is the name of the first book. >> and the book i was thinking about was actually -- it's called in american prisonses by shane which talks about the prison industry and he went under cover as a guard in a louisiana private prison but a lot of also talks about the history of private prisons and the history originates in texas. >> medical apartheid change my life, thinking about how the medical profession excluded black people and used black people and from the beginning is a sleeping history of thinking about how racist ideas are engrain ed in fabric of american life. >> on the subject of racism and denial, of course, the implicit association test at the harv

. >> jimmy: guillermo, run to google and figure this out. he'll never be back. tequila to figure it out. this is interesting too. this is another -- i guess this is a costume in a way. you're doing a movie called "bombshell" about roger ailes and the women who blew the whistle on him i guess. and there you are -- >> dropped the bombshell? >> jimmy: playing megyn kelly. which is pretty remarkable. does she know about this? she should be very flattered about this. >> oh, stop. yeah, she's fully aware of it. we -- you know, it's interesting when you make a movie like this, you want to be respectful to your sources. and we did a lot of research. but i think as a team we all kind of decided to just not get into the ins and ousts what all those conversations were. but she's fully aware of the film. and -- >> jimmy: she will be suing you? >> i hope not. >> jimmy: i hope not too. >> i hope not. i mean, i think -- >> jimmy: worse comes to worst she'll send your mother the grasshopper to teach her a lesson. >> watch out. >> jimmy: when we come back we'll see a clip from t

guillermo: familia de "despierta amÉrica" es un privilegio saludarles.mos con una noticia muy mala y es que en medio de denuncias de adeudos en veracruz los jugadores publicaron # hoy por mi maÑana por ti, pidiendo a los compaÑeros de profesiÓn que se solidaricen ante la situaciÓn. no puede ser de otra manera. en el viejo continente primero se hablaba de la posibilidad de que el clÁsico espaÑol cambiará de sede por problemas polÍticos en cataluÑa y ahora cabe la posibilidad de que el encuentro sea aplace. en las siguientes horas se conocerÁ el futuro del partido entre barcelona y real madrid. las cosas no podrÍan verse peor para los de kansas city porque aunque se llevaron la victoria frente a broncos de denver, sufrieron la lesiÓn de su mariscal de campo con una luxaciÓn en la rodilla que lo dejarÁ afuera por varias semanas. inclusive podrÍa perderse el resto de la campaÑa. el cuarto partido en la serie de la liga americana entre los yankees de nueva york y los astros de houston. le pegaron a tanaka y con ello 8-3 ganaron los astros que piensan en el qu

lived with them for months and months but from the time she was at their house when i interviewed guillermowho was one member of the family because i was curious what it was like from their perspective to have this woman that keeps coming down to document your life. and because i am very interested that writer subject relationship i was talking about the dark side. sometimes it's too much. but he has a lot of affection for annie. you can say a lot of things with my context of conversation with him. he barely knew me with a full range of his feelings may not be present but i could hear a lot of affection in his voice and he said sometimes i feel and he knows my life better than i do if i cannot remember i will ask her because chances are she does. when she comes to stay when we are eating she is photographing when we are sleeping she is photographing. taking the kids to school when i'm at work. there is so much that fascinates me about that that really connected with the struggle of the inevitable she can photograph them for 30 years but she hurls 25000 frames against that that inevitability

vamos a pasarcon guillermo y el momento de los deportes.mos hecho una convocatoria intentando dar participaciÓn a los sub 23 que estuvieron entrenando con nosotros y queremos competir, intentar ganar el torneo. >> en mÁs acciÓn de la fecha fifa, estados unidos ingresÓ con la selecciÓn completa y uno de sus jugadores hablÓ sobre la importancia que debe mostrar el equipo frente a cuba. >> lo mÁs importante es ganar, hay que enfocarse en los puntos. es un torneo y canadÁ ya tiene seis puntos asÍ que tenemos que ganar estos dos partidos. esto es bastante distinto un amistoso en donde podÉs decir cuÁl bien pero no ganas. >> serie divisional de bÉisbol. partido de vivir y morir entre houston y tampa. no regresa de la pelota. josÉ altuve la depositaba hasta el otro lado . houston ganÓ 6 1 y asÍ el choque de titanes con el duelo entre houston y yankees de nueva york. ya saben amigos de "despierta amÉrica" que aquÍ piden y no pagan renta. jesÚs: ya viste que tuvimos a varios latinos triunfando. tenemos una serie muy buena. los astros ganaron siete p

>> reporter: sidekick guillermo by his side, jimmy is promising high jinks and some surprises. >> we surprises, don't even ask what they are -- >> i will not ask. >> go ahead and k. >> jimmy, what's one of the surprises? >> i can't tell you. >> okay. okay. >> reporter: the 51-year-old late night host in his 17th season. did you even imagine, 17 seasons? >> no, i never imagined we'd be on this long. it's weird, i sometimes think about this. i've been doing this show for longer than i went to school. because if you count kindergarten and then go through high school, that's 13 years. and then college, which i did three years of college, mostly unsuccessfully. i've now been doing this longer than i went to school, which is a very strange thing to think about. >> reporter: the brooklyn native a student of the late night greats from carson to letterman, opening up about the challenges of late night in the age of trump. we're in this hyperpartisan, divisive time in our country. i think for the late night hosts we go to you for a little levity, some comedy as well. what's it like to be a lat

lived with them for months and months but from the time she was at their house when i interviewed guillermof the family because i was curious what it was like from their perspective to have this woman that keeps coming down to document your life. and because i am very interested that writer subject relationship i was talking about the dark side. sometimes it's too much. but he has a lot of affection for annie. you can say a lot of things with my context of conversation with him. he barely knew me with a full range of his feelings may not be present but i could hear a lot of affection in his voice and he said sometimes i feel and he knows my life better than i do if i cannot remember i will ask her because chances are she does. when she comes to stay when we are eating she is photographing when we are sleeping she is photographing. taking the kids to school when i'm at work. there is so much that fascinates me about that that really connected with the struggle of the inevitable she can photograph them for 30 years but she hurls 25000 frames against that that inevitability of incompleteness w

guillermo: cÓmo estÁn? saludos familia de "despierta amÉrica".os de atlanta. en una terrible noticia de fÚtbol americano quien fuera dueÑo de los cardenales de la nfl en tres ciudades falleciÓ el miÉrcoles que descanse en paz. >> en el arranque de la semana cinco de la nfl tuvimos un gran partido. lo de thompson fue acrobÁtico y de circo. se queda con Él y le da la oportunidad de que los rams pierdan 30-29. vÁmonos a la actividad europa, se llama javier y se apellida hernÁndez y lo conocen como el chicharito. el gol del mexicano fue al minuto 17 del primer tiempo con una jugada que le dio el triunfo en casa. hasta aquÍ tenemos toda la informaciÓny continuamos en "despierta amÉrica". [ risas] alan: vivimos en su corazÓn y no pagamos renta. ya llevamos como ocho minutos del segmento y llevas uno. hablando de gente que come sabroso pero que no canta bien las rancheras es el canelo alvarez que causÓ sensación en las redes sociales [canta] alan: esto es con la cantante mon laferte. como cantante el canelo es un gran boxeador. jesus: queda muy claro qu

. >> bajo la producciÓn de guillermo gil yauro vaquero interpretÓ la nave del olvido, uno de los grandese a mÉxico y a la vida de miles de personas que viÉramos con lo que él nos dio. >> leonel se declarÓ listo para cantar en el zÓcalo de la sede mx. en la cÁmara miguel flores, televisa espectÁculos, eduardo melÉndez. francisca: todos estaremos para presenciarlo. hoy estaremos en vivo desde mÉxico para tener todo lo del homenaje. el astro boricua ricky martin se prepara para su gira y la iniciarÁ en su natal puerto rico. carlos: serÁ una fiesta muy buena y esto fue la que prepararon los amigos de televisa espectÁculos. [musica] >> el 7 de febrero de 2020 en san juan, puerto rico arranca movimiento tour en nueva gira de conciertos de ricky martin. [mÚsica] el astro latino revelÓ la fecha en las redes sociales a travÉs de un pequeÑo vÍdeo donde revela el dÍa y la hora de la venta de boletos. el coliseo josÉ miguel agrelo el presentarÁ espectáculo con modernos patrones de iluminaciÓn y elemento escenogrÁficos dirigidos por jame king quien trabajÓ con ellos en la residencia de las vegas. ant