ha gar, guillermole? >> every year. >> james: you voted a lot this >> too busy. >> james: too busy to go online and vote. no wonder we're going to lose, guillermo. our own wow. you know who did vote? every member of the roots. and that's why you're safe. (applause) so once again, i stayed up all night watching videos on youtube and learning new things. it was totally worth it because now i get to share those things with you. this is "tonight, i learned"! (band playing) (cheers and applause) >> james: okay, tonight i learned you can stay on fire for a really long time. i'm on fire! (laughter) >> james: when they say "stop, drop and roll," they don't mean "into" the fire. (laughter) it means roll away from the fire! tonight i learned, the best part of weddings is always the cake. (cheering) (laughter) so when did your marriage start going wrong? moving on, tonight i learned the secret to cheerleading is to put your back into it. (laughter) how far can you get back, reg? >> pretty far. >> james: let me see.