it's gumby, damn it. wow, gumby, thank you. >> thank you so much.ou're way more attractive shall i say in real life. thank you. and high five. >> so that's gumby. have you ever gotten a look at gumby? >> this is the weirdest birthday gift i have ever received. >> well, gumby was upset you didn't know who he was. >> thank you, gumby. i feel i am complete now. >> these are -- so you've got to open up and have a ring ding or -- gumby, yeah. >> hey, gumby. >> so these are ring dings. i want to see you have your first twinkie. have you never really had a twinkie? >> seriously, i've never had a twinkie. the only reference -- it's very, very odd. >> these things can, like, survive a nuclear armageddon. >> i've been told they never expire. my thing is should you ever eat anything that will never go bad? >> yes, you should. >> do i really have to -- are you -- >> uh-huh. >> okay. this is a -- >> how you like that? don't say it till you've had a ring dong, a ring ding. try a ring ding. >> you can put wallpaper up with the stuff inside of there. >> oh, you hav

it's gumby, damn it. wow, gumby, thank you. >> thank you so much.life. thank you. and high five. >> so that's gumby. have you ever gotten a look at gumby? >> this is the weirdest birthday gift i have ever received. >> well, gumby was upset you didn't know who he was. >> thank you, gumby. i feel i am complete now. >> these are -- so you've got to open up and have a ring ding or -- gumby, yeah. >> hey, gumby. >> so these are ring dings. i want to see you have your first twinkie. have you never really had a twinkie? >> seriously, i've never had a twinkie. the only reference -- it's very, very odd. >> these things can, like, survive a nuclear armageddon. >> i've been told they never expire. my thing is should you ever eat anything that will never go bad? >> yes, you should. >> do i really have to -- are you -- >> uh-huh. >> okay. this is a -- >> how you like that? don't say it till you've had a ring dong, a ring ding. try a ring ding. >> you can put wallpaper up with the stuff inside of there. >> oh, you have to try a yodel too. >> i feel like i'm being

gumby breaking bad. turtles tearing apart strawberries with their powerful vice like jaws. >> alligators viciously devouring lawn mowers. a dog sent from hell? a cat fighter hybrid that will haunt your nightmare. and finally, why so sad kittens will get to the bottom of it. >> we can't possibly be that show. welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives the sun a patti ann browne stroke. he puts the bud in ombudsman. andrew levy. and my repulsive sidekick bill shulz. and cia operative midnight mike baker. all right. so a lot of amazing stuff happened this year. i got a new box turtle. captain hard shell. very sweet. tonight we focused on the top 50 moments. "red eye's" criteria for are a high impact story is different than other shows. some focus on news value. we don't because we don't know what news value is. in short, these are my favorite stories because they made my life easier. let's go to the first one. none other than "red eye's" man of the year. roll tape, roll tapers. >> answer the question, it f

had the gumby. i had the ramp-top. i had the gumby. one time, i walked up my own stairs.bout? [ laughter ] i had every high-top known to man kind. i was known as the high-top kid. i'm 6'2". >> jimmy: who would do your hair cuts? >> he would cut my hair. but he would lean his crotch against me. i don't know why. but he did a great job. i stopped going. once a barber stops doing your hair, you can't stop going to him. you don't get the crotch. but you get a jacked up -- you know? >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> you want a good fade, and a nice, even -- you know what i mean? you guys can't do that. >> jimmy: we can't do that. and we're not good at wearing hats, either. hats don't look as good on us. >> hats don't look good on you. and dark skin does not look good on you. it just won't work. with your hair and dark skin, it won't work like that. >> jimmy: if you had my hair, it would be bad? >> bad. it's more of a processed look. you know what i mean? old-school pimp. don't let me have that hair on your face. they always do that. they always do that right there. right there. >> jim

gumby in the house. early first half, crusaders with the ball. they turn it over. here steps in for the steal and the dunk. eagles looking sharp. later in the first, au up by 15. check out charles hinkle. the bucket and he finished with a game high 17 points. second half now, hinkle drives, then sends a nice pass to daniel munoz. he hits a short jumper. munoz had 14 points. improving to 9-0 at home. elsewhere, boston college beats virginia tech. 61-59. and number 25 harvard defeats george washington 69-48. one late score coming in. the patriots haveneded the broncos season 45-10. they're moving on to the afc championship game. they'll play texans or ravens, depending on who plays that game tomorrow. >> getting good. >> getting interesting. >> thank you, sir. that is our news for tonight. "saturday night live" is next. the word is swapportunity. can i have the definition? swapportunity: the opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a yoplait light. can you use it in a sentence? mmm. swapping a 300 calorie donut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a goo

gumby breaking bad. to the bottom of it. >> we can't possibly be that show. welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives the sun a patti ann browne stroke. he puts the bud in ombudsman. andrew levy. and my repulsive sidekick bill shulz. and cia operative midnight mike baker. all right. so a lot of amazing stuff happened this year. i got a new box turtle. captain hard shell. very sweet. tonight we focused on the top 50 moments. "red eye's" criteria for are a high impact story is different than other shows. some focus on news value. we don't because we don't know what news value is. in short, these are my favorite stories because they made my life easier. let's go to the first one. none other than "red eye's" man of the year. roll tape, roll tapers. >> answer the question, it from you or not? >> permit me. do you guys want me to finish my answer? >> yes. this answer. did you send it or not? >> fy were giving a speech to 45,000 people. >> my package and i are not going to beg. we both see the hazard of going

gumby breaking bad. to the bottom of it. >> we can't possibly be that show. welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives the sun a patti ann browne stroke. he puts the bud in ombudsman. andrew levy. and my repulsive sidekick bill shulz. and cia operative midnight mike baker. all right. so a lot of amazing stuff happened this year. i got a new box turtle. captain hard shell. very sweet. tonight we focused on the top 50 moments. "red eye's" criteria for are a high impact story is different than other shows. some focus on news value. we don't because we don't know what news value is. in short, these are my favorite stories because they made my life easier. let's go to the first one. none other than "red eye's" man of the year. roll tape, roll tapers. >> answer the question, it from you or not? >> permit me. do you guys want me to finish my answer? >> yes. this answer. did you send it or not? >> fy were giving a speech to 45,000 people. >> my package and i are not going to beg. we both see the hazard of going