and the host two of fox news programs, greg gutfeld. all right, gutfeld is, this is for romney?ck it up and leave. this is an embarrassment. the two videos expos the flaws of the candidates but you have to ask yourself. what would you rather have a cloudish capitalist or charming collectivist. somebody who knows business or somebody who knows beyonce and i would choose the guy who knows business although i love beyonce. >> bill: the polling shows the folks aren't reacting the way greg gutfeld is reacting. why is there that divide between you and american people. >> i would say and i sound clicheed. it is like the media. this is like a high school experiment where the media is the frog. it is clear that they favor obama by ignoring. >> bill: you think the media is swaying the pop eye larenta opinion? >> yes. >> not only that he called attention to this by holding that stupid press conference where he looked con streit and timid and indecisive. anthony wiener showed more -- >> bill: is he out? >> he is gone. >> you would think that romney did something that egregious. >> bill: it

mcgirk and gutfeld. singer randy newman possibly losing his the o'reilly factor the number one cable news show for 12 years running. >> bill: thanks for staying with us. i'm bill o'reilly in the what the heck just happened segment tonight. four intense topics to discuss. we begin with president obama polling much better this week after the tape of mitt romney making the 47% remark. mr. obama also look lumps when said on tape that he believes in income redistribution. here the producer for the imus in the morning program. and the host two of fox news programs, greg gutfeld. all right, gutfeld is, this is for romney? toast now? >> pack it up and leave. this is an embarrassment. the two videos expos the flaws of the candidates but you have to ask yourself. what would you rather have a cloudish capitalist or charming collectivist. somebody who knows business or somebody who knows beyonce and i would choose the guy who knows business although i love beyonce. >> bill: the polling shows the folks aren't reactin

i am greg gutfeld and i will stair at you until you feel uncomfortable. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> bain capital is investment partnership which was formed to invest in start up company and hopefully five to eight years later to harvest them at a significant profit. >> when mitt romney was talking about harvesting and maximizing profits what he was really talking about is a technique of squeezing payrolls. >> bill: it is now out in the open capitalism versus socialism. the socialists are on president obama's side. lou dobbs and i will analyze. >> she should have resigned over that murder of the ambassador in libya because it was her fault that he didn't have adequate security. >> ben stein calling for secretary of state clinton to be fired over the libyan assassination. mr. stein will be here. >> he is against safety nets. if you fall, tough luck. that strongly suggests that you wake the [bleep] up. >> bill: also tonight gutfeld and mcguirk will analyze samuel l. jacuzzi's -- jackson's latest poem. >> we're all on his own if romney has his way. >> bill: you are ab

. >> bill: also tonight gutfeld and mcguirk will analyze samuel l. jacuzzi's -- jackson's latest poem. >> we're all on his own if romney has his way. >> bill: you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. capitalism vs. socialism. romney vs. obama that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. mother jones possibly one of fidel castro's favorite publications put out another old video of mitt romney. >> bain capital is an investment partnership, which was formed to invest in start up companies and ongoing companies, then to take an active hand in managing them and hopefully a to 8 years later to harvest them at a significant profit. we had the consulting resources and management skills and management resources to become actively involved in the companies we invested in to help them realize their potential values. >> bill: even though mother jones is appalled, that's what capitalism is. you grow companies, you make them more profitable. then if you are l

you say, gutfeld? >> this is a great idea.sh the guy that is responsible for the one success that your administration has had in four years of getting bin laden. why don't you go after the guys that are involved in the leaks in the white house? i know more about the raid from the white house than i do from this brave fellow. >> bill: you would give this guy a pass. >> i would give him a pass. how do you arrest that guy he? would kill you. >> i would give him the medal of honor. this is like prosecuting the guys that dropped the bomb on hiroshima and nagasaki. it took brass onions. they started the book first. setting the record straight. they did it for their own glory and they put the lives of the navy seals in jeopardy. >> bill: if he gets away with it, if this guys makes a lot of money from the book which he will and they don't do anything, then the whole thing goes down -- then every navy seal every special forces. >> the movie is supposed to come out after the election. but the coming attractions are happening during the

greg gutfeld. >> greg: i know, we have been dating throughout the '80s.ke it. >> bob: i would let her take -- >> greg: i would let her take me an enjoy every minute of it. >> kimberly: wow. this is very bizarre. >> greg: don't judge. >> kimberly: okay. i'll do a nice thing to honor andy williams who passed away at 84 from bladder cancer. one of my favorite things was president ronald reagan called him a national treasure. somebody that everybody loved to watch, great performer. he didn't have the word "retire" in him. he will be missed. >> greg: bob? >> bob: well, this is dedicated to dana and eric. the new jersey state legislature has a bill pending that puts seat belts on cats and dogs. cats and dogs. if you don't have a seat belt on cat and dog, $20 fine and charge with cruelty against animals. i can't think of anything more ridiculous in my life. i'm with mitt. strap them to the top of the car or obama, eat them. but putting a seat belt on a ridiculous dog or cat, c'mon! >> eric: great idea. >> dana: who is going to make the seat belt? >> eric: above

greg gutfeld has thoughts. that is directly ahead.cans do. [ chanting ] >> this is not done spontaneously. this was community organized. >> greg: i love horror movies. my favorite of all time eel dead 2. the second favorite is the obama administration. it kid! hands down the year's best horror fill system the documentary andrew breitbart made shortly before he died. "occupy the passes." revealing the tox ex, violent radicalism that festered within. director banon sent reporters in the mess rand found what 99% of the main dream media refuse -- main stream media refuses to cover. it's anarchists and the gullible media who colludeed within. the movie covers similar ideologies of the past, where millions of bodies piled high in the name of the greater good. the ultimate goal of o.w.s., overdrove of free democracy to be replaced by something else. which can only be fascism. it was freedom for only those on top suffering for those on bottom. what began as a media embraced movement now ends as a joke. but not a funny one. the race, obsolves,

>> how could he have fit into a greg gutfeld jersey?gave mean joe green my coke and he threw me his jersey. >> cane tell uh true story? >> that was a true story that i just told. >> when i was a kid i grew up and was lucky enough to have a tennis court in my backyard. one of my all time idols martina navratilova came to my house. we were so excited. she came and five minutes she played and she left. i was devastated. i was destroyed. >> when i was a kid i worked under the stage name of rodney allen ri ppey and i was on cereal boxes. it is true. >> when i was a kid i watched athletes on tv and never made up stories about them. >> i love the story about martina navratilova. >> it is true. >> i do. >> she writes her notes to this day. >> please don't ever bring up the tuck rule in my presence again. i still refer to the super bowl champion raiders of that year. greg i wrote the bill bears joke. >> not one of your finest. >> sadly i think it was. it took me -- however long it took me to type it is how long it took me to come up with it. rem

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i am greg gutfeld. now to andyly. andy levy. fry france closes embassies in arab and muslim countries after a newspaper pushes cartoons of a naked mohamed. the shocking story that shockingly isn't that shocking anymore. and a navy submarine commander tries to get out of a relationship by faking his own death. i think we can assume from the fact we are reporting on this it didn't go all that well. and finally, lyndsay lohan arrested. not really sure this is news anymore. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> you becha. >> did you catch "the five" earlier? >> i did not. still don't know what that is. >> it got crazy. it got a little heated. >> what is it? >> get out! let's welcome our guests. she is so sharp she is not allowed to ride hot air balloons. i am here with the awesome mtv vijah and now a correspondent. and a contributor to reason.com and reason .tv. and if musical genius was a bullfight spanish men would do him in front of a cheering crowd. musician and legendary record producer. and in baja he is considered a fish taco. it is bill

greg gutfeld acting school? >> bob: what is your average tip? i'm generally too drunk to remember. it leave too much money and wonder home. >> bob: i know dana is a good tipper. she tips everybody. what is it about you and tipping? from the west? >> dana: i think what eric said. i feel like maybe i'm a redistributionist. i'd rather give them my money. you know who i give huge tips to? delivery people. delivering your food. they work so hard. they don't even make minimum wage. work purely for tips, soaking wet from the rain. they're so nice. i have an envelope by my door. filled with $10, $5 and $10 i give them extra. nothing like giving somebody a smile like that and a surprise. i love that. >> bob: good. you used to be in the business. you were a waitress. >> andrea: i made good tips. 20-25%. it started off at 20%. i'm with you, eric. if it's horrific and terrible and you all have the experiences i have gone down to 15%. i am known to tip 30%. sky cap at airport, little trick. if you do it with the sky track, they will put first class tags on y

i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: president obama's libyan story is collapsing and fox news is learning that the attack that killed the ambassador and three others was launched prior to any protest at the libyan consulate last week. this directly conflicts of the obama administration account of the attack. fox news foreign correspondent leland vittert has details of the breaking news. >> reporter: this goes to the timeline of exactly how this attack at the libyan consulate went down. was it simply a spontaneous protest over this movie about the prophet muhammad that spiraled out of control? or was this a preplanned, premeditated attack by an al-qaeda cell or al-qaeda affiliate group on the conflict designed to kill americans? what we have learned is at 9: 35:00 p.m. local time on september 11, there were no protests outside the u.s. consulate in benghazi. and then the attack began. and because of the precision of attack, the direct fire, the indirect fire in

>> i am from a show called "red eye" with greg gutfeld. we are working on a new title called bill schulz with an exclamation point. >> i contracted hasfelt. >> how about yourself? >> i don't know. >> more like jc dollar. you look amazing. >> cod pieces. >> what is a cod piece? >> a midevil device that is protective and goes around the crotch area. >> you need one of those? you have a giant package. >> she remembers. they are a great group in the mid80s. >> i don't know. >> let me jog major memory,. ♪ word up ♪ everybody say ♪ when you hear the call ♪ you have to get it underway ♪ >> another year and another fashion week. what did we learn? this guy is in. what is out? me on the town with that guy. i will work my magic. >> did you do this m-o-s on the set of "i am ledge end" because there was nobody there. >> i was told that there were events going on. they were just regular passersby. >> i seriously believe you did not go to fashion week, and you did this this morning. fashion weekended last week. >> i was wearing a different shirt, greg s

tv personality and author greg gutfeld. his latest book "joy of hate" comes out november 13th. >> buy it. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> she fought vitreal with aerosol -- you get the point. on tuesday a woman was arrested after she spray painted a new york city subway ad that equates muslim radicals with savages. the transit authority was forced to install the campaign seen here prompting the activist to make her complaint with paint. but she was met with the defender of the poster and a faceoff over free speech. let's watch. >> do you think you have a right to do that? >> it is a freedom of expression. >> do you really? >> i do. and who are you? >> my name is pamela. >> okay, can you get out of the way, pamela? >> no. >> get out of my way. >> you are violating free speech. >> i am not violating it. >> get out of my way. >> i am doing it right now. do you want paint on yourself. do you really? okay, fine. defend racism. defend racism. >> you have a lot of nerve. >> but your body between me and racism. you

i'm andrea tantaros with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> andrea: well, it's been more than two week since four americans were murdered in libya. each day that goes by it gets worse and worse for the administration. now to refresh your memory, here is what ambassador susan rice said on september 16. remember, u.s. intelligence officials have told fox news they knew on september 12 it was a terror attack. >> this was not a preplanned, premeditated attack. what happened initially was it was a spontaneous reaction to what had just transpired in cairo. as a consequence of the video. >> andrea: why would the administration try to sell us that story? >> so why did they deceive in it's obvious. the attack took place five days after the democrats spent a week in charlotte, out thing, spiking the football on bin laden. >> the reason we call it benghazi-gate it contains the grim prospect that the administration knew or should have known. this is the one cancer on the presidency. dare i say that. >> we have been lied to. we f

i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, greg. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: i spent time over the weekend thinking about america. thinking about -- [ laughter ] -- what would happen if we give the community organizer four more years to transform the great country. let's do some arithmetic. bill clinton. first, main street american, 12.5 million people unemployed. we knew about that. 261,000 fewer jobs under president obama. household income down. net worth, down. take a look at the obama zombies. 145,000 more federal workers under obama. listen to this one. 14.6 million more people, new people on food stamps. solyndra, fisker, blow the money. g.m. loses $49,000, loses $49,000 per volt. the uab rolls in our dough. do you see what is happening here? president obama is driving people out of the workforce and on to government assistance. methodically transforming america from innovative free market capitalism to subsidized freeloaders who would rather watch jerry springer on the couch than occupy

i'm greg gutfeld. i told uh million times, dirk, i only hear safe words. let's go to andy levy for a pre game president are. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, president obama learned you can't change washington from the inside. maybe that explains why he is always golfing. iam i right? and a government-sponsored day of love for mohamed in pakistan doesn't turn violent and results in no death. i'm totally kidding. people died. and what sent bill schulz to a peta protest? hopefully they turn turned him into a toll. >> i never said i was nice. >> you didn't. >> this banter is lighting up the world. go away. let's welcome our guests. please don't do that. she is so hot that flame throwers list her as a job reference. it is anna coyman, nice waive. and he is smarter than socrates. it is kurt loder. "reason magazine" contributor. his book is "the good, the bad and the god awful." and my said kick, bill schulz. and sitting next to me, the comedian tom shlou. >> a, block, the lede, that's the first story. >> so is hope and change outside

. >> greg: hello, everyone i'm the lucid leprechaun, greg gutfeld. heels made of steel, andrea tantaros. he's polled like i have moles, joe trippi. the man with the tan, eric bolling. buttons say they're as cute as dana perino. it's dana perino. it's 5:00 st. show is packed tighter than lenny dystra chick. let's do this, america. ♪ ♪ >> greg: okay. so recording it surfing, offending a religion causing the fervent followers to go bad. the tape of entitlement to offend obama and the media. hate fact. the truth lives, hate to hear. ashley juddd and eva eva longora found outrage. some are ticked that obama is doing another late-night infomercial, i.e., david letterman, as the globe implodes. i disagree. it's safer to have obama visit a bitter old crank than wor working. consider ten things obama could do instead of letterman. stimulates unemployment and alec baldwin. another auto bail-out, huge success according to people who rides bikes to work. healthcare bill that nobody understands. tax the rich, which will not reduce the crushing deficit. crush a st

i'm the talking toad stool, greg gutfeld. she creates disorder in the court. kimberly guilfoyle. bada binge of the left wing. bob beckel. jersey dot eric bolling. and dots her hearts with the real human heart. dana perino. this is "the five." show is packed tighter than bill hemmer's party van with the convention's best moments. but first -- ♪ ♪ >> greg: so the message from opening night. government rulessa. lute to santa claus ,now divorced from the north pole and the elves who built it. which is fine if america wasn't suffocating under the weight of all those presents. no surprise the private sector was absent. makes sense. president obama believes everyone should benefit from capitalism, except capitalists. that's why the dnc is calling bill clinton. perhaps he knows big government does not have all the answers. >> we know big government does not have all the answers. we know there is not a program for every problem. [ applause ] we know an we have worked to give the american people a smaller less bureaucratic government in washington. we have to give the american people one t