i'm going to have to let gutfeld wrap it up. gutfeld, say something sage. >> when people complain about the web, they are actually complaining about the lack of family. no one shares with each other the experiences that are going on in their lives because they prefer to share it with strangers because there is a novelty effect of talking to somebody you don't know rather than talking to somebody you know too well. and that's what you are seeing now. reaching out to strangers and that often leads to bad things. >> gentlemen, thanks very much. appreciate it factor tip of the day. me on the view the tip 60 seconds away. >> back for tip of the day. me on the view in a moment, a must-see. first the mail. patrick in washington. greatimm-- memos. do not let the machines take over your lives. the internet full of shadows. george alexander, sydney, australia. the internet is not a machine, it's a means of communication, bizarre talking points. what's tomorrow, fear of the telephone? antonio, florida, bill, excellent talking point. it pro

i'm going to have to let gutfeld wrap it up.>> when people complain about the web, they are actually complaining about the lack of family. no one shares with each other the experiences that are going on in their lives because they prefer to share it with strangers because there is a novelty effect of talking to somebody you don't know rather than talking to somebody you know too well. and that's what you are seeing now. reaching out to strangers and that often leads to bad things. >> gentlemen, thanks very much. appreciate it factor tip of the day. me on the view the tip 60 seconds away. i gave birth to my daughter on may 18th, five days later, i had a massive heart attack. bayer aspirin was the first thing the emts gave me. now, i'm on a bayer aspirin regimen. [ male announcer ] be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. [ woman ] learn from my story. sven gets great rewards for his small business! how does this thing work? oh, i like it! [ garth ] sven's small business earns 2% cash back on every purch

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that would have been the question. >> bill: last word, gutfeld? a friend who was gullable i is the gullable friend at least he made a sports story greg gutfeld, everybody. factor tip of the day. 60 minutes interviewing the president and hillary clinton together. i have some advice moments away. at 1:45, the aflac duck was brought in with multiple lacerations to the wing and a fractured beak. surgery was successful, but he will be in a cast until it is fully healed, possibly sever months. so, if the duck isn't able to work, how will he pay for his living expenses? aflac. like his rent and car paymets? aflac. what about ga and groceries? aflac. cell phone? aflac, but i doubte'll be using his phone for quite a while cause like i said, he has a fractured beak. [ male announcer ] send the lac duck a get-well card at getwellduck.com. million potential millions americans are not here. feel better? david adams, carrollton, texas. killing kennedy and killing lincoln autographed were great christmas gives. i missed out on is e copies of the constitution and

here now john gibson in for greg gutfeld who apparently throwing up at home. let's all feel sorry for gutfeld. one guy who will not feel sorry for him bernard mcguirk. have you ever felt sorry for anybody in your life. >> i feel sorry forever the lady to does your pedicures. >> bill: my nails are all right. oh that's a manicure. the feet thing? a guy would never do that a real guy. >> you hear about bill o'reilly. >> bill: would a real guy ever do that? no. right? >> no pedis. >> i don't feel bad for greg gutfeld i saw him doing gym doing squats in the steam room. >> bill: i don't know what that means. chris christie comes on the program. mcguirk is a producer there. talking about the "time" magazine cover. throw it on up there and you say? >> i say first of all "time" magazine it's a dead mag walking. about as relevant as mother jones magazine or phil donahue for that matter. as far as the picture goes, i think it's amusing. he looks like he is sitting in a room -- small room with al roker getting gastric bypass advice. >> bill: he does look kind of ominous t

i'm greg gutfeld, coming up this awesome awesomeness. >> naked protestors protesting naked in san franciscoand spaniards waging war with tomatoes and a dog, shampooed to within an inch of its life. athletic young men clawing their way to the top. rhinos in japan, hell-bent on destruction x and a doberman, battling until they collapse. a yorky can fly all over. a possum feasting on fruit z later human flesh. getting into bags. a lion with taste for toddlers. they're not friends. more like frenemies. and we'll get to the bottom of that, and much more. >> wow. welcome our guests. plus, she's the vava voom of the newsroom, laurie rothman and he's our very own cat lady except he's a dude with, cats. andy levy. and he lives in a bush bit underpass -wúe >> this always happens in 197s we said america was going to be dead there was going to be starvation, population bloms, everybody said we're going down but we keep coming back. we're number one. >> i'm tired of hearing we're going down. let's get there. >> okay. >> we're no longer the super power. and i've been hearing from little kids that white p

gutfeld. >> eric: who is on "red eye" tonight?s, one more thing is who is on "red eye" tonight? >> dana: citizens for the protection of eric bolling on outrage. >> greg: this is an important point. this is teaching kids to play the victim. >> eric: did i say this right? is it center for american islamic relations? they have a problem with the word "islammists." it's in their title. >> andrea: only they can use it. >> bob: remember what gu gutfeld said. it was a slur. >> dana: islamist and illegal versus immigration. pretty soon they will say you can't say islamist anymore. >> greg: we have solved that. >> dana: banned phrase. >> eric: are you going to bans a phrase or something now? >> greg: at the end of the show. >> bob: ban candles in the catholic church. >> greg: still to come, female gun rights activist tells congress -- you are so sensitive -- that gun keep american wie women safe. then the left went nuts. her testimony next on "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: president obama signed warning shot to progun advocates to put bullse

>> dana: you know that greg gutfeld claims credit for launching her solo career.od reason to think that because when he was editor of one of the magazines, he had a photo session with destiny's child. when he did the cover he took the other two and just had her on the cover. >> kimberly: scandalous. >> dana: it was. then she went solo. >> kimberly: she gave birth to the baby, blue ivy. tried to patent that. >> dana: i feel bad for moms that had a baby. a mere 366 days ago. it's not reality. >> kimberly: it is. >> dana: we set the bar happen for women to look like that after they have a baby. >> eric: no photoshop. >> andrea: unless you're beyonce and millions to get a trainer. >> kimberly: exactly. >> andrea: she looks good. >> bob: she looks real good. >> eric: what you think should happen before you go, maybe kate middleton's portrait painter could call beyonce -- >> andrea: foth shopper person for "gq." >> kimberly: coming up, what do brent musberger, bob beckel, greg gutfeld, pete rose have in common? dana perino has that answer when we come back. ♪ ♪ eport" s

greg gutfeld has not written any of them. >> can you put your bock up?e to write my own book. here it is. if you look at that. it's called the "hate of joy." >> we hit the budweiser tent. no beer. just chili. >> you know me. momma loves her fried chicken. came to the motherland of fried chicken. it's delicious! >> how is boca rtaon? i always wanted to visit mexico. is it nice? >> it's beautiful. in florida, not mexico. >> big bird. >> dorothy. maker. >> communist. >> oh, yeah. >> 49% unemployment. 45% -- >> yeah. >> unthe employment -- >> 4 million. >> food stamps role. >> you can't eat him. >> good boy. >> a little shaky. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day. comfortable in my own skin. >> when are you going to ban gratuitous. >> as in the photos of i have of you? >> the president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman?

greg gutfeld has not written any of them. >> can you put your bock up?e my own book. here it is. if you look at that. it's called the "hate of joy." >> we hit the budweiser tent. no beer. just chili. >> you know me. momma loves her fried chicken. came to the motherland of fried chicken. it's delicious! >> how is boca rtaon? i always wanted to visit mexico. is it nice? >> it's beautiful. in florida, not mexico. >> big bird. >> dorothy. maker. >> communist. >> oh, yeah. >> 49% unemployment. 45% -- >> yeah. >> unthe employment -- >> 4 million. >> food stamps role. >> you can't eat him. >> good boy. >> a little shaky. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day. comfortable in my own skin. >> when are you going to ban gratuitous. >> as in the photos of i have of you? >> the president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman? >> yeah.

it makes you wonder. >> i thought he was married. >> so is greg gutfeld.gutfeld. >> good po nie t. >> this is a fox news alert from america's news m rue. i am andy levy. shocking news out of brazil where a cat has been arrested after being caught attempting to struggle contraband into a prison. he was caught crossing into the main gate with a cell phone, earphones, drill bits and a file taped to his body. a prison spokesperson says they have no leads at this time as the cat has refused to talk. although the cat is white they refuse to speculate about possible racial motives in the case. and they were not pleased when this reporter asked if the prison was named paw shank. that was a fox news alert. now back to "red eye." >>> this is an amazing story. it is the first time i have seen a cat used as a mule. >> i have never seen somebody try to kiester a pussy. >> that was disgusting. >> we will see if that will stay in edit. >> well, it is a cat. >> yes, it is a cat. >> saws, drill bits and cell phone. but no drugs. it sounds like somebody forgot to check that

greg gutfeld has not written any of them. >> can you put your bock up?e to write my own book. here it is. if you look at that. it's called the "hate of joy." >> we hit the budweiser tent. no beer. just chili. >> you know me. momma loves her fried chicken. came to the motherland of fried chicken. it's delicious! >> how is boca rtaon? i always wanted to visit mexico. is it nice? >> it's beautiful. in florida, not mexico. >> big bird. >> dorothy. maker. >> communist. >> oh, yeah. >> 49% unemployment. 45% -- >> yeah. >> unthe employment -- >> 4 million. >> food stamps role. >> you can't eat him. >> good boy. >> a little shaky. >> that is jasper. eight weeks old. he is cute, right? >> another banned phrase of the day. comfortable in my own skin. >> when are you going to ban gratuitous. >> as in the photos of i have of you? >> the president has a big stick. >> i don't see what is so funny, dana. >> my mickname for you when i watch the show at home is honey bo boo. >> do you think politics can ruin relationships? >> i do. >> have you been snooped on by a woman?

. >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel,be dana perino and gregreg gutfeld is back! it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: as expected, president become become used kids as backdrop addressing the american people on the plans for a new gun control. here he is. just hours ago. >> these are smart letters from some pretty smart young people. hennah a third grader. you can wave. that's you. henna wrote, i feel terrible for the parents who lost their children. i love my country and i want everyone to be happy and safe. grant -- go ahead and wave, grant. grant said i think there should be some changes. learn from what happened at sandy hook. i feel really bad. >> eric: the president outlined a series of proposals including closing background check loopholes,be banning military style assault weapons and high capacity magazines, making schools safer and increasing access to mental health services. he then signed 23 separate executive actions. so let's start with the emotional appeal first. we'll get to the proposals in a second. what do you thi

i'm greg gutfeld, andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino. her bunny slippers made from live bunnies. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: so michael hastings a reporter for the modern day highlight revealed that journalists who cover president obama's campaign would behave like giddy school girls around the president. here is a clip. >> the presence of obama even on the press corps, even on the people who follow him every day, when they are near him, they lose their mind sometimes. they start behaving in ways that are juvenile and amateurish. they swoon. i first met president obama in 2006, he was a senator. he was in baghdad. i was a correspondent. >> you mentioned that. >> of course i got to ask my question. mr. president, the second time i met you. and i asked the hardball question that i asked about the drones? no. i did not. i'm not as liberty to say what i asked about but it was soft. >> greg: horrible. commiserating boasts among the nation's capote. who cares. their guy won. the press wanted to be liked by obam

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i'm greg gutfeld or otherwise known in texas as the dallas dip stick. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> are cats adorable, sweet natured pets or predators responsible for billions of animal deaths every year? the shocking story that i will be recuesing myself from straight ahead. and a colorado high school teacher is placed on leave after she allegedly talked about drug use and posts nearly naked pictures of herself on her twitter account. the story "red eye" was created for coming up. and finally sad news out of hollywood as warner brothers officially green lights the "entourage" movie. my thoughts and prayers for everybody involved in this tragedy. >> thanks, andy. >> you bet. >> wow, that's all? >> it was a downer at the end there. >> it was a downer, but you know what? jim neighbors got married and that should bring you up. >> i was happy he got married, slash, was alive. >> me too. go away, awful man. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that snow men send her hate mail. she anchors fox report weekend on saturdays and sundays on the

dana: hello, i'm dana perinobe with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, rambunctious greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: the gun debate continues to rage in washington and is now reportedly at the top of president obama's priority list. today, vice president biden met with gun control groups and gun violence victims. tomorrow he is going to sit down with the nra. the administration looks to move quickly, even if it means circumventing congress. >> the president is going to act. execbetive action can be taken. we haven't decided what yet but we are compiling it all with help from the attorney gen and the rest of the cabinet members. as well as legislative action, we believe is required. >> dana: so, bob, let me start with you. you have done legislative affairs for a white house. if you are trying to get a big piece of bipartisan legislation passed through congress do you think it's a good idea that you are planning to circumvent them in the end anyway? >> bob: i'm not sure it's the best strategy you can use. but look, some of this has to be do

. >> greta: she was referring to head coaches and beckel, eric b, da gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: 135 days after muslim terrorists murdered four americans at the consulate in benghazi the nation's top diplomat appeared before lawmakers t explain what happened. secretary of state hillary combative in two separate one in the house, the other in senate. e erupted at one point whe republican senator ron johnson of wisconsin questioned her about the administration's initial storyline. >> we were misled that there were protests and something sprang out of that, assault sprang out of that. that was easily ascertained that was not the facts. american people could have known that within days and they didn't know that. >> with all due respect, the fact is we had four dead americans. >> i understand that. >> because of a protest or guys out for a walk one night to decide to go kill some americans? what difference at this point does it make? it is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from eve

gutfeld has an announcement.ck around. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: if you think lawmakers never get anything done, think again. thousands of new laws and regulations went in effect yesterday, including the following. in illinois, it's now perfectly legal for you to pick up road kill from the street or the highway. some people might find that a little disgusting. in concorde, massachusetts, put down your spring water. you cannot have plastic bottles up there anymore. from now on you can only have four cats in your home. what? >> dana: you can't make this stuff up. you can't ban phrases until the end of the show. illinois is one of the states that has the worst mention problem. they have time to do all the other laws. including the one you brought up. strip clubs explain. >> they charge patron $3 a head on the way to door and the money will go toward a rain victims domestic abuse and rape victim charity. that is well and fine. >> kimberly: don't you pay to go in there anyway? >> bob: this is great. a good idea. >> kimberl

by the way, i saw gutfeld in the gym today. >> are you serious? >> i saw him doing squats in the steam room. >> he tells the other guys that's how he makes them feel better. >> this is the only way i will get cured. >> he has a fake prescription and everything. >> by the way, a bunch of private hospitals said they will voluntarily go along with this. i had a hernia operation within the past year, and i actually called the doctor. shaw lieu was talking about it and i called him up pleading for more vicodin because i was in that much painment -- pain. and then it was awarded to me. i would have been out in the street looking for heroin to shoot up. i needed. it i don't want to abuse myself in that way. it is a free crai. it is a free country. stay out of it. >> now you have taken it too far. >> jedediah said he is a doctor and emergency room doctors can prescribe three days worth of pain pills. my question is what is three days worth of a pain pill? >> i have never take answer pain medication even with my wisdom teeth out. i have no idea what this s

i'm greg gutfeld. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up?overnment's problem? it might be the answer to my debt problem. and do college freshmen think they are better than they actually are? it is first year students and no freshmen you sexist pigs. fine, that didn't answer the question. no you didn't answer the question. and what british rocker might get an airport named after him? i gave you two hints, and you would not want him to be an air traffic controller. tonight a third hint. it is ozzy osbourne. >> andy, you noy what night it is. >> what's that? >> it is gillis nice. >> i have no idea what are you referencing right now. >> i am referencing our sweater. >> i know that. i don't know what you are referencing with those names. >> i am not old like you, greg. >> you want to talk about dub step, i'm your guy. he was the -- go away. are you biting into my time. she is so hot she gives third-degree burns to fire. i am here with author and columnist jedediah bila. and he is so cool his leather jacket owns a leather jacket. it is the chief a

. >>> next on booktv, greg gutfeld argues that liberals utilized manufactured outrage and artificial tolerance to deflect criticism of our social ideologies. he says what is deemed as smart and toller lance to front the liberal arguments. it's about an hour. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. [applause] the first library i've been in where i have not been asked to put on my pants on leave. i'm not kidding actually. [laughter] i'm going to get to that joke in a minute, but before, during the signing, i met so many nice people when i was sitting in there, and i was sitting there going, like, wow, what would it be like if all your fans were jerks? [laughter] wouldn't that tell you something? that if all of your fans are actual -- i can't swear in the reagan library, but if they were jerks, i mean, what if you were bill mar? [laughter] but -- so i'm signing books here, and a young man gives me a tiny unicorn. [laughter] you can see that; right? it's the smallest unicorn i've ever seen, but it's a unicorn, and that all that matters. do you think sean hannity gets unicorns? [laughter] no,

that's what you dig greg gutfeld. have the nerve to address it.this sort of increasingly soulless political movement. >> stephanie: andrea. >> it was a historic day in washington yesterday as 20 women were sworn into the u.s. senate. that's a record number but is there something about being a woman that makes them superior lawmakers? >> women getting along well is the longest-running lie in the history of the world. that women are consensus builders baloney. does anybody watch -- do you want your government run by "the view"? >> stephanie: wow. you know, there's so much outright racism on that show that you forget about the sexism sometimes. >> especially with women sitting on the panel. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. gutfeld has expressed his confused feelings about women for years. >> don't call me a miss misogynist, you dumb bitch. >> stephanie: lou dobbs. >> how much schools are vulnerable amongst the laws being introduced in washington, in one instance, a law to ban a gun-free zone designation for public schools which as we look at what happened in san

kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel eric bolling greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. "the five"! ♪ ♪ >> dana: the press once again caught in a selective editing scandal this time proclaiming that the far of a little boy killed in newtown massacre was he canleed. take was -- was heckled. take a look. >> why anyone in room needs assault style weapons or military weapons or high-capacity clips. not one person can answer that question. >> please no comments while mr. heslin is speaking. clear the room. >> dana: here is the part they didn't show you. >> i ask if there is anyone in this room can give me one reason or challenge this question why anybody in this room needs to have one of these assault-style weapons or military weapons? >> dana: greg, yesterday you did something that no one else has done before 5:00. you actually watched the vid row. >> greg: yes. i thought you said went to a bar and got drunk. it wasn't just msnbc that missed this. piers morgan,ianerson cooper, everyone fell for this. just like the moon landing. why did they fall for this? it's because of the

em greg gutfeld or as i am known in dc, the belt way butcher. now to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, could a drug make sleep optional? my brain does that on its own. stupid brain. and michael hastings says being this the presence of president obama makes reporters swoon. the shocking story that is probably the least shocking story ever. and finally should hollywood stop its acting agenda, but anne hath away is nominated for a horrible movie that they can't deal with the story right now. greg? >> thanks, andy. >> what does that mean? >> you will find it. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she works weekends as a -- at a tanning booth. she is the reporter for the fox affiliate kttv in l.a. must be nice. your life is over. and he burps thumbtacks. it is chris baron dressing like a hockey player. he has two fingers. and in italy he is considered a hot plate. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was the electric slide my family did him in the 90s. good to see you with your coll