gutfeld and mcgirk moments away >> bill: thanks for staying with us. i'm bill o'reilly reporting from phoenix, arizona tonight. and in the what the heck just happened segment, kind of a serious subject for gutfeld and mcgirk. as mentioned in the talking points, a new jersey woman got away with ingesting cocaine two days before giving birth. all over the country, foster homes are filled with abused children. estimated close to 700,000 american kids were abused or neglected in 2011. those are the latest stats. question is, are parents today worse than they were, say, 25 years ago? joining us from new york city, bernard mcgirk and greg gutfeld. >> i think we're going to hell in a courtroom. we're living in a relativistic society if you want to distinguish between right and wrong, that is seen as mean. and being mean these days is wrong. so that's why you don't spank your kids. you can't punish them and the adults are always seen as the aggressors and the kids are the smart ones. this is a shame. the fact is these legal advocates hailed this decision. it w

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once again, gutfeld and mcguirk. you say, gutfeld?kes screech look like dirty harry. the real scandal here is that no woman looked at that picture. if the first lady had seen it or it daughters had seen it they would have stopped it. >> bill: why? >> if the jeans gotten any higher the but button fly. >> bill: don't see the picture. >> in that picture you don't. the jeans are extremely high. that's sack clij when you are sacrilege. >> you are not saying hygiene factor. >> i said that his jeans were high. >> bill: did you notice. >> other photos i have seen he has the quote unquote mom jean type things going. >> i did find it remarkable ear mufflers enough to cover his own. i don't doubt the authenticity of this photo. what is laughable is that jay carney cited this as an example of he doesn't hate guns or doesn't want to take away your guns. like when bill clinton released a photo lee enski thing of him holding hands with hillary on the beach doesn't hold true. >> bill: this is god's honest truth when i first saw this photo i thought t

it is my job. >> you could have said, gutfeld, i did some research today. did you know this whole putin thing is false? no instead you are watching golf. oh my god. he almost had a hole in one. oh great everybody here is working and he is watching the golf. it is always my fault when i am the only one that gets the fact. that's not my fault. that's your fault because you could have gotten it sooner, my end from. >> didn't putin, didn't he chime in on this though? i read a comment though. >> i think he did chime in. >> he made it a story? >> i didn't say it was a story. i said boyz2 men were not there because of the campaign. it is a coincidence. >> how was golf? >> phil mickelson shot a 60. >> so violent. >> you talked about how the birthrate is a big concern of putin's. among his proposals, combating the high alcoholism rate among russian men. as tom referenced, an immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school c

gutfeld. >> eric: who is on "red eye" tonight?s, one more thing is who is on "red eye" tonight? >> dana: citizens for the protection of eric bolling on outrage. >> greg: this is an important point. this is teaching kids to play the victim. >> eric: did i say this right? is it center for american islamic relations? they have a problem with the word "islammists." it's in their title. >> andrea: only they can use it. >> bob: remember what gu gutfeld said. it was a slur. >> dana: islamist and illegal versus immigration. pretty soon they will say you can't say islamist anymore. >> greg: we have solved that. >> dana: banned phrase. >> eric: are you going to bans a phrase or something now? >> greg: at the end of the show. >> bob: ban candles in the catholic church. >> greg: still to come, female gun rights activist tells congress -- you are so sensitive -- that gun keep american wie women safe. then the left went nuts. her testimony next on "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: president obama signed warning shot to progun advocates to put bullse

i'm andy levy or as i am known in the french quarter, greg gutfeld. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up on tonight's show, it is a bird, it is a plane, it is a community organizer with super powers. no, not that community organizer. can dc comics bring down wall street in the way the occupy movement couldn't? maybe. and young people are america's most stressed out generation. do they have any reason to be? obviously not. hopefully our panel will demean them coming up. and cats kill. billions of cute, furry, feathery creatures are killed by unfeeling housecats. a bill schulz segment so shacking andy -- so shocking andy levy refused to tease it, but i am teasing it and teasing it good. >> we will edit that out entirely. thanks for the effort. let's welcome our guests. i am here with author, columnist and contributor jedediah bila. it is tv personality and best selling author greg gutfeld. what is he doing here? his latest book is called "joy of hate." bill schulz, i am so, so sorry, america. and next to me, tucker carlso

it can't be worse. >> bob: well, gutfeld, let me tell you.all, it's interesting to me you said a libertarian republican. libertarians are on the ballot every four years and they qualified for it for a long time now. he is clearly running for the republican presidential nomination. but the idea that rand paul and the good doctor and the republican party casting aroundbe for the various people tells me that the bench for the republicans, which we kept talking about would be mighty strong is not nearly as strong. rubio got a taste of what it's like to step in the midto feel mix and it's not pleasant. >> greg: he sold $200,000 of bottled water. i should be so lucky. >> eric: did you get a haircut? >> bob: i did. what's it to you? >> eric: the problem with me and libertarians is the whole thing about smaller military. true libertarian would say protect the borders don't have any foreign policy at all. that is tough to win anytime soon. i'm evolving on something. i've listened to what is important. making the bigger tent. making sure the republican

i'm andy levy or as i am known in the french quarter, greg gutfeld. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up on tonight's show, it is a bird, it is a plane, it is a community organizer with super powers. no, not that community organizer. can dc comics bring down wall street in the way the occupy movement couldn't? maybe. and young people are america's most stressed out generation. do they have any reason to be? obviously not. hopefully our panel will demean them coming up. and cats kill. billions of cute, furry, feathery creatures are killed by unfeeling housecats. a bill schulz segment so shacking andy -- so shocking andy levy refused to tease it, but i am teasing it and teasing it good. >> we will edit that out entirely. thanks for the effort. let's welcome our guests. i am here with author, columnist and contributor jedediah bila. it is tv personality and best selling author greg gutfeld. what is he doing here? his latest book is called "joy of hate." bill schulz, i am so, so sorry, america. and next to me, tucker carlso

. >> eric: i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld.5:00 in new york city. this right here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: as the gun debate rolls along some libs are going off the rail. they're so antigun, they can't think straight. listen to words of wisdom from colorado state representative joe salazar, a democrat, who thinks women should call time-out and run to a safe zone if they think they are getting raped. >> that's why we have call boxes and safe zones. that's why we have the whistles, you just don't know who you will be shooting at. you don't know if you feel like you are going to raped or feel like someone is following you around. if you feel like you are in trouble, you might not be, you pop out the gup and pop a round at somebody. >> eric: "pop a round at somebody." what, women are too emotional to handle guns? kimberly, dana, your thoughts? >> dana: go for it. democrat is so ignorant i don't know what is wrong with this guy. he made a statement like that and i hope he is regretting it. this is insulting to women. we don't hav

gutfeld, i am 25. i don't know much about these grammies. i saw the chris brown, and it is nice to see him get beat in public. >> any plans to call sailor swift now that she is single again? >> you miss read that. i recall the guy on "one direction" and i'm assuming that's the reason whyment i didn't watch the grammies because thisy are horrible. the level of awkward repulsive and the sex scenes they have gone to, i wish i watched the grammies. >> it was wild between her and patrick wilson. it is the reverse of the super bowl ad with the big chick. >> it was kind of like i like this show, but i can't see all of these naked people. >> the show will do a service. if you are sad you are single on valentine's day watch that show. you will be happier than a monk you are sell -- celebat. >>> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> tom, new show? >> new show. >> tell us about it. >> oh, from march until june i will be doing "america's got talent" in las vegas. >> thank you for asking. >> you've got it. >> what do you have going on later tod

i'm dana perino with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city.e five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: in order for republicans and conservatives to win future elections they will need a good messenger and good message. bill o'reilly talked about it last night. >> the right is disorganized and lacks leadership. if a leader can emerge and fight off the media jackals that person can turn the country to the right. why? america is a place of achievement. we have always been that. once the nanny state victimization mentality gets hammered in an effective way it will quickly fall apart. as fair-minded hardworking americans will reject it. therefore the left has not won in america. not yet. >> dana: more on that but first the next event for republicans is cpac, the conservative local action conference and we learned governor chris christie, with a record high approval rating has not yet been invite and it sounds like he will not get one. we'll ask if that is a smart move. does anything sound familiar there? you have been on the bandwago bandwagon. >> greg: talking about f

generous grant from the beckel institute and the gutfeld what to you call it, foundation?foundation. >> dana: i could get a grant for that. >> greg: you have to get admission to it. in my treehouse. >> dana: i think that guy would have been kicked out of toast masters. >> kimberly: they have a thing for public humiliation. >> greg: wow you were in toast masters? >> dana: i wasn't by i appreciate it. he would have been kicked out of it. >> andrea: what if a republican had come out and said ladies we have a rape plan for you. here it is. learn jujitsu. here is a pen to use to defend yourself. you can vomit, use a ball point pen, anything but weapon. but it's the equivalent of saying women are bad drivers, women can't hand a gun. >> kimberly: limited sexist thinking. >> andrea: they really need to be quiet on this issue. they have no idea what it's like. bob, do you have any idea? >> bob: in deference to these guys, they are debating a bill on the floor that been as concealed gun -- bans concealed guns on the colorado campuses. that is why they are talking about it. if you ar

here is a gutfeld rule.sounds like a bunch of third graders could have come up with it, will kill you. department of peace building. oft hugs?ext? organization of forgiveness and lunchables? peace building equals death. life is not about making peace but keeping peace with peace. the only way to prevent war is through the ability to make war. it's amazing even after the holocaust we elect morons who don't get it. what happens when a western peace group goes abroad? two things. propaganda for the enemy or hostages. enough. let's face it. things that sound pleasant are always deadly. think about it. jelly fish. great whites. joy behar. let's not forget the slow loris. oh, yeah, that is adorable. because it's so cute and not fast it attracts predators who it kills by emitting poisen from the skin. it's like dana but she is smaller. we should all be like that? irresistible and murderous. >> kimberly: they're cute. >> dana: they are cute but they can kill you. if you hug them, they kill you. that is what america

it is my job. >> you could have said, gutfeld, i did some research today.utin thing is false? no instead you are watching golf. oh my god. he almost had a hole in one. oh great everybody here is working and he is watching the golf. it is always my fault when i am the only one that gets the fact. that's not my fault. that's your fault because you could have gotten it sooner, my end from. >> didn't putin, didn't he chime in on this though? i read a comment though. >> i think he did chime in. >> he made it a story? >> i didn't say it was a story. i said boyz2 men were not there because of the campaign. it is a coincidence. >> how was golf? >> phil mickelson shot a 60. >> so violent. >> you talked about how the birthrate is a big concern of putin's. among his proposals, combating the high alcoholism rate among russian men. as tom referenced, an immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school collecting hair samples for

. >> eric: i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, andrea tantaros, bob beckel, greg gutfeld.t's 5:00 in new york city. guess what? this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: so, you getting ready for big game this weekend? i know i am. i'm stumped to watch the niners beat up on the ravens. so bob has wear a belly shirt around the building. a game i'm really looking forward to gets underway before super bowl xlvii. slow pitch softball practice on cbs 4:30 on sunday. scott pelly said to put the journalistic credit on the line interviewing president obama. if steve croft's interview is any indication we're likely to see lead in to the puppy bowl rather than super bowl. >> how would you characterize your relationship right now? what do you think the biggest success has been. foreign policy success of the first term. >> your campaign was a bitter campaign. i'll spare reading you what you said. how long did it take to get over that? >> oh! what question will pely ask the president and what questions should he ask the president? mr. president what is your favorite salty snack or 7.9% unemploy

i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in panama, the creeper. what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, a second grader is sent home after throwing an imaginary grenade. the latest on the war on playing war straight ahead. and the post office says it will stop delivering mail on saturdays. for you young people out there, the postal system is what old people use to communicate by sending written material from house to house. weird, i know. and the grammies issue a wardrobe advisory, asking to stop from showing breasts. congratulations, andy. you got what you wanted. >> what do you mean? >> monopoly. they replaced the iron with the cat. >> the people have spoken. >> i think you rigged it. >> i rigged nothing. >> i love it because a cat is a smoother removal than an iron at the emergency room. >> there is that. and now all we have to do is get rid of the stupid terrier dog. she is so hot that boy scouts sing songs around her. she is like a campfire. i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor, jedediah bila. an

. >>> welcome to "red eye" i'm america's valentine and andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up, a group of california high school students is fond of wearing patriotic bandannas and chapting usa. is that racist? it will be when our panel gets uh hold of it. and mayor bloomburg wants to ban styrofoam, ensuring my nightly delivery will be colder when it arrives at my doorstep. mayor bloomburg, get your hands off. and teens have been sleep texting and not remembering what they write. i don't remember what i do when i am asleep. and by asleep i mean awake. and by don't remember i mean won't admit to. andy? >> thanks, tom. see you at the half. >>> let's welcome our guests. i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor jedediah bila. i think she has been on the last 12 shows in a row. look gavin mcguinness. he is a writer for talking mag.com and street carnage.com. and bill schulz. he thinks he is on "the face" right now. and john gibson host of "the john gibson show" on fox news raid yore weekdays at no