gutfeld and mcguirk on deck. on earth did an imposture get within feet of the president in south africa? the boys are next. >>> before we get to gutfeld and mcguirk, i just received a statement from espn. isn't this interesting? it comes from josh, the vice president offer there. he says, quote: we have again reviewed the ad submitted for the cardinal glenon medical center and concluded that we will accept that we will accept the original requested commercial. very good, espn. and i'm glad. i'm glad. [ applause ] >> we didn't want to do that. i like sportscenter. okay. come back to me, please. >> enough of the kids. >> yeah, we have seen the kids. >> i like spesht. i don't want to go after them. i know the guys who work there. good guys. i'm glad you are going to do this. >> another notch in the o'reilly belt. >> not about me. >> they want to hire tim tebow. >> not about me. amazing story in south africa. >> here is a man of flesh and blood, a son and a husband. a father and a friend. and that's why we learned so

and gutfeld on the phony south african sign language guy. how could he get so close to the president? >> do we have hard data? >> no. we're seeing a trend in this concierge care. it sounds fancy. it is. there are 5500 practices in the united states in this concierge care basically where someone pays a doctor a retainer to be able to access that doctor at any point. it doesn't pay for costs of tests or anything like that. >> that is a coming thing. >> doctors don't know what rates are going to be under obamacare the rates haven't been released just yet. >> i said from the very beginning you saw, obamacare and and shows a lack of compassion for him z failure to listen to performance on the job. what is the latest? he's still there? >> mayor rob ford is still mayor rob ford but duties are ceremony yil but he had a christmas party at mom's house yesterday. >> mom's house? >> mom picked up the tab? >> i hope there is no crack. >> there was -- >> that was the dad. >> the 44 city council members were inviteed and three showed up. >> to be fair to t

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i'm greg -- i'm eric bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> just a few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the five. our producers have picked some of their favorite moments from the past year. we're here to show you. this is clip number one. and this is k.g. with her reaction to bob's confession. >> boxer or briefs? >> what about you bob? >> nothing. >> oh. >> what is the follow-up question? >> oh, god, it is so close to me. >> that is the funniest moment in the three years we've been on. >> so bob, i never look at you the same. >> but you didn't ask what i was talking about. >> we all know. commando. >> no, it was like speedos. >> now you are changing it. >> is that better? >> bob in a speedo or nothing at all, which is worse? >> not too far off. >> please wear that for new year's eve tonight. >> i will remember that. it was quite an experience.

this is a new book called not cool and it is written by a guy named greg gutfeld.l book retailers. go to my website g gutfeld.com. look at that beautiful cover. it is beautiful. it is. >>> will there -- will their aisle be anything but vile1234 warner brothers is making a remake of "gilligan's island." >> live from the "red eye" debate center. >> welcome back to the "red eye" debate center. deadline hollywood reports that the film classic of the 1960s show about seven castaways will be written by josh gad. yes, that josh gad. the actor for appearing in the musical "the book of mormon" and he will star in it, but no word which charkt at the he will play. words that lena done ma'am will play the skipper is unfounded. >> that is a shame. >> sherrod, i grew up on this awesome, yet tear -- show. >> do you think it is wrong to do the movie? >> what will it be like? we had "leave it to beaver,"" my three sons" and everything was young and innocent. now it would be like "survivor." >>- q. i there is going to be -- >> there is going to be weird "lord of the flies" meets" ca

you can go to my website g gutfeld or you know what it looks like?mian rhapsody. go to g gutfeld.com. >>> must he be pale if from the south pole? that is not even a rhyme. i expected it to rhyme. a writer at salon.com says santa should not be a white man anymore. slate? who did this today. iasha -- is that right? >> at this point who care. >> it is less and less white. a melanin deficient santa in malls and casting calls. you are say wing should create a new santa of christmas cheer and santa should be a penguin. making santa an animal instead of an old, white male could spare millions of nonwhite kids the insecurity and shame that i remember from childhood. by i i mean me and not the writer. >> i thought the closed caption guy. >> the closed caption guy is going this sucks. why couldn't i do the other job. >> santa saved a pang win -- penguin from the evil war lock. and then he melted the winter war lock's heart by giving him a choo-choo toy. >> does he have a point? >> was that the 6th corrine thee yens? >> she has a point. how can we spare million

i'm andrea tantaros, with greg gutfeld, kimberly guilfoyle eric bolling, and bob beckel and this is "the five." we are so happy you could join us tonight. many of you are probably curled up by your fireplace drinking eggnog or exchanging gifts with family and we're going to exchange gifts with each other in say moment too. but some we want to talk about the worst gifts men and women give each other according to the washington post. the worst gifts women give to men. clothing like ties. that is always popular. what else do we have here. anything gadgety. i thought guys like that. sports fan -- a watch. monthly grooming or a cheese tasting course. protein powder, who gets a guy that, or a couple mani-pedi. >> greg, have you seen any of these gifts from any women in your life. >> no. i'm lucky. and can i point out i'm seated next to the huge -- what are they called, point settia. if it wasn't for christmas, nobody would have them. they are the worst red monstrosity. the worst thing i ever gave a woman is hepatitis. >> you have given any of these gifts? >> sure, i've given clothing. what

. >>> i'm eric bolling, with bob beckel, kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and daip. this is "the five." in the news today, obama care from the mind of larry the cable guy in a minute. but first president obama is taking heat from right wingers like me for doing things with world leaders that we find questionable. the saudis and the handshake with dictator hugo chavez and then this morning our commander-in-chief decided to shake hands with raul castro. mr. bob beckel, he sure seems cozy with the komi's. >> i can't believe you started with that. a guy shakes hands with all of the guys there, and you're making that news. that is bull. >> well i'm not making news. it happens to be news. >> for right wingers. >> it was all over the news. there are other people who are making commentary about this. but look, when you are going down a line of dignitaries and you see a communist leader four guys down, don't you say i'm going to say hello or catch over -- os -- or pass over that. >> do you think he's going to catch communeism by shacking hands. >> what do you think about that

and -- "the bible of unspeak able truths by --" you got it, greg gutfeld. i'm so moved. >> and this new book is ordered for you. "not cool." i have paid for it. >> these will be on the top shelf of my bookshelf. okay. when this new book comes out we'll promote it for six months. what's it called? >> "not cool". >> thank you very much, greg. i appreciate it. >> i couldn't resist. >> so next. >> who is that? to you? >> it's to me. >> that's from me. >> i love it. you draped in a greek flag. it says greek heavy weight boxing champ, bob beckel. >> you will see why. you have another thing there. >> oh, boy. opa! thank you, bob. really terrific. >> well, the greek flag is to put around you when you get in the boxing ring with me. >> that's cute. >> here is the reason why. here are your own greek boxing gloves. you and i have been boxing for seven years. geez, they don't fit your hands. greg, do this. >> at first i thought it said greg. >> you always hit me on the leg. >> i poke you. >> don't drop your flag. this country is in enough trouble as it is. >> okay. gre

. >> when we do sports talk with greg gutfeld he has no idea what he is talking b. it is interesting that the other teams that complained the most were the patriots and the steelers, teams with a lot of success. i understand. the raiders have sucked for many years so they should be stabilized and prepared for losses. >> what do you think? >> i care deeply. i do not like any pittsburgh sports teams so i will alienate some fans so i understand why the steelers are in second. >> you hate pittsburgh? what do you think? >> somewhere in this world there is a credentialed research psychologist who thinks twitter is a good way to judge people's emotional staw belt. stability. it is the mr. hy de of social accentance. have you looked at your twitter lately? it is full of crazy people. >> wonderful people i might add. andy, you will go for any teen with the name cat in it. >> couple things, new england patriot fans are the whiniest. and obviously the cowboy fans are the most stable. they though they will lose the whole second half of the season. any philadelphia eagles fans s

i'm get gutfeld. it's 5:00. but you knew that. >>> the north pole is melting, and it's your fault, which is why for christmas greenpeace has barfed out a fund-raising video featuring santa looking like saddam trapped in a spider hole. note to children, this really isn't santa but a bad actor playing one. >> i bring bad tidings for some time now, melting ice here in the north pole has made our operations in our day-to-day life horrible and impossible. >> it's like a cialis commercial for middle-earth. he goes on -- >> i have written personally to president obama, president putin, all world leaders, sadly my letters have been met with indifference. >> what's next? the easter bunny on a rack? proceed. >> my home in the arctic is fast disappearing. and unless we can all act urgently, then i have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking. forever more. >> next year they're going to waterboard the tooth fairy. and here lies the lesson, once someone's trying to scare the kids, it's because they loss on fact.

i am greg gutfeld. i shall see you sometime. the o.. >> it was refreshing to see though that many in the media did come out and say her standards have got to be higher than this. >> sarah palin talking about martin bashir being fired from msnbc for attacking her verbally. tonight we will talk with mrs. palin about that and the divide inside the republican party. >> senior senator from arizona urged this body to trust the republicans. let me be clear, i don't trust the republicans. >> there is some presidential polling out and it's fairly good news for texas senator ted cruz among others. we will give you the numbers. >>

you can go to my website g gutfeld, or you know what it looks like? bohemian rap sod de. >>> must he be pale if from the south pole? boy that is not even a rhyme. i was expecting it to rhyme. a writer at salon.com says santa should not be a white man anymore. >> slate. >> who did this today? iasha? is that right? >> at this point. >> america is less and less white. but a melanin deficient santa is from mall casting calls and movies. she suggests we create a new symbol of christmas cheer and from now on santa should be a penguin which is actually cute. harris writes making santa claus an animal instead of an old, white male -- why does everybody hate old, white males? could save kids the insecurity and the shame i remember from childhood. by i i mean me and not the writer. >> i thought you meant the closed caption guy. >> the closed guy is saying this sucks. why couldn't i do the other thing? >> this guy is mixed up. santa is not a penguin. santa saved a penguin from the evil war lock and then melted the winter warlock's heart by giving him a chew chew

we will talk to the real actual lone survivor >>> thanks for staying with us, i'm greg gutfeld in for bill o'reilly. in the factor flashback segment tonight, you may remember the harrowing and heroic story of marcus, a former navy seal, the only survivor a ill-fated operation in afghanistan in 2005. where 19 memps lost their lives. well now hollywood has caught on and a movie based on his story and starring mark wahlberg will open in select cities on christmas day. bill spoke with marcus when his book lone survivor was first released and asked him to describe what his mission was that day. >> we were a four man recon team. sent in for a capture kill mission. to go in and locate high value target with ties to usama bin laden. recon area. and monitor his activity. >> where were you exactly? >> afghanistan. we were in the mountain range. >> did you cross to pakistan. >> no, sir. we were on the border. >> okay. so you are looking for a high valued al qaeda guy, right? >> yes, sir. >> okay. you know where he is because you got intelligence. there is four of you that go up and, you know, pe

somehow greg gutfeld wandered in here. ho-ho-ho, jolly happiness. >> that's the big myth.eople are actually worse during this time. millions of people that usually stay indoors and then go outside and can't handle it. if get a wild animal in your apartment, a squirrel in it's the reverse of that. >> i hear you. >> the interesting thing is, the local news loves it because it's the city of brotherly love, but it about as brotherly as hepatitis. they need to change the motto. >> what do we need to do about all this anxiety? i recommend shopping online. >> i think that the holidays would be much better spent in silence, away from people. i like palm bit when they're in groups-they're no good. you should suffer the holiday in silence. by the way, children singing is not a good thing. i don't know why you have to listen to kids singing on the ohio. the only other instances of kid singing are in scary movies, when a child is possess, they're singing. because it's scary and it's awful. >> if it's your kid singing, that's your choice, but don't bring it out in the public. >> that's

i'm greg gutfeld. it's 5:00, you knew that. >>> the north pole is melting and it's your fault. which is why for christmas, green peace has bar offed out a video of santa looking like saddam trapped in a spider hole. this is not santa but a bad actor playing him. >> i've dreamed of bad tidings. for some time now, melting ice here. the north pole. has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible. >> it's like a cialis commercial for middle earth. he goes on. >> i have written personally to president obama, president putin. all world leaders. sadly, my letters have been met with indifference. >> what's next? the easter bunny on a rack? proceed. >> my home in the arctic is fast disappearing. and unless we can all act urgently, then i have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking forevermore. >> next year they're going to waterboard the tooth fairy. and here lies the lesson, once someone's trying to scare the kids, it's because they lost on facts. this is true in most issues in our time, the drug war, satanic heavy metal music, ddt hysteria, day-

. >>> i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld fell and others. this is the the five. >>> the fire storm over phil robertson's gay comments continued today. a & e might be fine walking away from phil, but the robertson family made clear they are sticking by him. in a statement, the family said, quote, we are disappointed that phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right. we can not imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm. we are in discussions with a & e to see what the future is with "duck dynasty." the gay community has since

no not greg gutfeld. >> they went to adam levine to kick off you the social media campaign along withtars to get people to enroll. the effort is called tell a friend get covered. other celebrities include fireman dresher

two of greg gutfeld's house boys who disappeared have been found in germany.e've got tape in our newsroom. take a look. [ speaking german ] >> that does look like sven and carl. >> i don't like the way you say escape. that implies they are held against their will. >> i think they're interested in that woman's badger. she seemed to have been hunting a badger. >> good for you. all right. >> how much time do we have? >> all right i want to ask you a question about your brother. do you think he should have gotten canned from msnbc? >> no. >> no? >> but i think there was announcement it wasn't kind of working out they way they thought and hoped i think everybody happy. >> yes. >>pt marte. >> i have a feeling hot marte will never lose that gaim name for the rest of his career. >> do you get it? do you get it? >> what could people see i fell in love with a church girl? >> i'm in love with a church girl. >> boring. >> jarule, do you remember remember rarul snechlt >> yes. nits theaters just look around. it's -- >> how is it doing some >> doingell. it's a little indy s

no not greg gutfeld. >> they went to adam levine to kick off you the social media campaign along with other stars to get people to enroll. the effort is called tell a friend get covered. other celebrities include fireman dresher and pit bull. here's a video put out for today's launch. >> if you need that new health care? sign up cause it's hot. i'm commander-in-chief plus i've got this health care which has got it going on. >> oh wow. i hadn't seen that. greg, when you hear from adam levine who i know you have great tremendous respect for -- >> absolutely. >> if he were to tell you to go buy health insurance, would you run or sprint? >> that's a tough choice. here's a fun adam levine fact people don't know. only dogs and lonely women respond to the high pitch squeal of his annoying voice. i'm actually happy he's involved in this with the government that means less time to put out crappy music. i want to put out a serious point act jerks. stop calling themselves artists and start calling themselves propaganda. they're socialist. they're entertainers. they're tonguing power, they're emb

"into the cool" britain by greg g gutfeld coming out in march. gee, look at that beautiful cover.s. >>> will there -- >>> like whoa. >> warner brothers is making a movie version of "gilligan's island," the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye debate 2013: live from the red eye debate center." >> welcome back. the film version of the 1960s show about seven castaways will be written by josh gadd. th yes, he appeared in "book of mormon." no word which character he will play. rumors that lena dunham will play the skip irare unfounded. >> that is a shame. >> that is a shame. >> sherrod, i grew up on this awesome but -- >> come on. >> i'm going to go to you first. >> "gilligan's island." >> do you think it's wrong to be a movie? >> what is it going to be like? weep "leave it to beaver." it would be like "survivor." >> there's going to be weird kind of "lord of the flies" meets carnal knowledge. >> they'll sex it up. gilligan will have a six-pack. have his shirt off all the time. >> as our prominent african-american at the table do you think they should have a -- >> what do you mine. >> s

. >>> i'm bob beckel and kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. and this is the five. ♪ >>> who were those people? it is my favorite time of year. the family gets together and some relatives you want to see and some you don't. everyone is in good spirits and the little ones can't wait for santa to come down the chimney. but things can be chaotic this time of year. if you procrastinated you know what i'm talking about. the last-minute shopping, but there is a lot of cool stuff to choose from out there. ♪ walking in a winter wonderland ♪ >>> okay, now eric, let me start with you. did you like any of those ads. >> the second one. >> you'll get in trouble with that one. >> well we went around the table -- >> are you ready for christmas? >> do you want to talk about you saying nothing. we lost it. >> never mind. dana, have you done all of your >> i did something that i think a lot of women do which is i went to get my husband a present today to make sure i was ready for christmas, and i bought three things for myself: because they were on sale. and i'm

. >>> hello i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly, dana, bob. this is the five. >> what should we talk about today? oh yeah duck dynasty star suspended for his opinion on grays. he can say whatever he wants just not there. call the network cowardly after all they knew who phil was and didn't mind sitting on the pile of money he made to express shock over his opinions now is b.s. this is fear of angry

no not greg gutfeld. no. to turn the tide, they went to, that's right. maroon 5 singer adam levine to kick off a new social media campaign to try to get other people to enroll along with some other stars. this sow get people enrolled. the effort is called tell a friend get covered. other celebrities include fireman dresher and pit bull. here's a video put out for today's launch. ♪ if you need health care, sign up, because it's hot, sign up because it's hot ♪ >> got it going on ♪ >> oh, wow. i hadn't seen that. greg when you hear from adam levine, i know you have great, tremendous respect. >> absolutely. >> if he were to tell you to go by health insurance, would you run or sprint to buy health insurance? >> here's a fun fact a lot people don't know about. i'm actually happy he's involved in the government. that means less time for him to put out crappy music. i want to put out a serious point act jerks. stop calling themselves artists and start calling themselves prop gand ichts. propgandists. they're socialist. we warned about this. they're entertainers.

>>> hello i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly, dana, bob. this is the five. >> what should we talk about today? oh yeah duck dynasty star suspended for his opinion on grays. he can say whatever he wants just not there. call the network cowardly after all they knew who phil was and didn't mind sitting on the pile of money he made to express shock over his opinions now is b.s. this is fear of angry activists. if a and e had guts they should have said sorry, that's phil. he expressed preference for female over males. if that's big gotted, most of america is. as for the gray stuff, gay rights 60 to 70 years. to expect everyone to turn on a dime at exactly the same change regarding the size mick change in belief got to be patient. robertson said a similar thing. you can still like someone with flawed ideas. my wife married me. give them criticism and give them no favors. look at obama. to think we need protection from words. words do not wound, actions do. outrage is emotions, going to the gym for your feelings. a and e and punish him. sunlight a

i'm greg gutfeld and see you next time. >>> this is a fox news alert.erway right now in south africa for the former south african president nelson mandela. the ceremony is being held at the soccer stadium in soweto. you can see it there. this is a live look. the stadium itself seats close to 100,000 people and nearly 100 heads of state are expected there as well. president obama arrived a few hours ago and is scheduled to speak. first the family

i'm greg gutfeld. see you later, everybody. all wi tap of my geico app. oh, that's so cool.me a liar. no dude, you're on the jumbotron! whoa. ah...yeah, pretty much walked into that one. geico anywhere anytime. just a tap away on the geico app. . >>> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> satan breaks us, fortunately for us, god remakes us. >> the head of the robertson clan phil suspended from the program "duck dynasty" for saying gays will not go to heaven. laura ingraham with a analysis. >> democrats stand tall and support of affordable care act. it's too valuable for the american people. >> does nancy pelosi really believe obamacare will be good for the nation? or is she just saying that to protect the president? we have a stunning new poll that mrs. pelosi should know about. >> if i could work my will, every idiot who goes about

i'm andrea tantaros, with greg gutfeld, kimberly guilfoyle eric bolling, and bob beckel and this is "appy you could join us tonight. many of you are probably curled up by your fireplace drinking eggnog or exchanging gifts with family and we're going to exchange gifts with each other in say moment too. but some we want to talk about the worst gifts men and women give each other according to the washington post. the worst gifts women give to men. clothing like ties. that is always

. >>> i'm bob beckel and kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeld.nd this is the five. ♪

i have a problem when he compares himself, like to god, thomas edison, disney -- >> greg gutfeld. >> i think kenye needs to be kenye and be comfortable with him. and don't hate on him. he has some good songs. >> you just like the video with kim on the motorcycle. >> i have never seen that, i don't know what you are talking. >> i have to say, kim card ush -- kardashian. >> i think he is talented. if you look at forbes, his net worth, he's worth about $35 million, he's ranked fourth in terms of hip-hop stars and so he is talented and writes his own lyrics as well. they are a unifying force together. they are a whole marketing brand and they seem to do quite well in business. other than that, bob, we talked about them quite a bit on this show so they are doing something right. >> even though brains don't matter. >> i wish they each got a little bit of humility injected. >> gee, what a thought. >> i don't know how you get this. my parents were good to me and boosted myself esteem but i don't know how you go from good self-esteem, to larger than life. i think they need a little humilities

no not greg gutfeld. no. to turn the tide, they went to, that's right. a new social media campaign to try to get other people to enroll along with some other stars.

i'm andrea tant arrow with bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle.his is "the five." we are so happy you could join us tonight. many of you are probably curled up by your fireplace drinking eggnog or exchange gifts with family. and we are going to exchange gifts too. but first we want to talk about some of the worst gifts men and women give each other according to the new york post. let's look at the worst presents that women give to men. okay, clothing like ties. that is always a popular

. >>> i'm eric bolling, with bob beckel, kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and daip. this is "the five." in the news today, obama care from the mind of larry the cable guy in a minute. but first president obama is taking heat from right wingers like me for doing things with world leaders that we find questionable. the saudis and the handshake with dictator hugo chavez and then this morning our commander-in-chief decided to shake hands with raul castro. mr.

i'm greg gutfeld. watch his new show sunday night at 10:00. tomorrow. bye. 8:00. you've got to watch it. your country depends on it. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana >>> hello, everyone. i'm dane ma perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. and this is "the five." so it's day two of how bah ma on offense. today's strategy, try to link the gop to the problems of his botched health kcare issues. >> in an effort to repeal the affordable care act, and admittedly poor execution on my

. >> there were 90-year-old bodies with the face of greg gutfeld. i got that one in. >> i was busy. we have to take a break. don't even think of leaving me now. you know what? i think tonight is the deadline forgetting the free cozie if you order my book, "not cool." it is coming out in march, but you can pre order it now. this book is the greatest book ever written, ever. ever. ever. . . . . . . >>> should they scold because he was bold? a 6-year-old boy from colorado was suspended from skoal for kissing a -- from school for kissing a girl on the cheek. look at that dog. administrators are accusing hunter of sexual harassment. he kissed the girl before and they want it on his record. hunter's mother said the girl did not object to the smooch. i bet she thinks this is taking it to an extreme. >> this is taking it to an extreme that doesn't need to be met with a 6-year-old. now my son is asking questions. what is sex, mommy? it should not ever be said sex in a sentence with a 6-year-old. how with you do this? how can you say this about my child? remove sexual harassment. remove it fr

i'm andrea tant arrow with bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle. we are so happy you could join us tonight. many of you are probably curled up by your fireplace drinking eggnog or exchange gifts with family. and we are going to exchange gifts too. but first we want to talk about some of the worst gifts men and women give each other according to the new york post. let's look at the worst presents that women give to men. okay, clothing like ties. that is always a popular

i'm greg -- i'm eric bolling with bob bob, greg gutfeld, dana perino and kimberly guilfoyle. >> justa few hours left until the new year and so let's get the party started. kimberly and bob will kick off the all american party at times square at 9:00 p.m. tonight. they will tell you what they have on tap so stay tuned but 2013 was a big year for the

eric bolling, greg gutfeld and a special guest. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five."ome back one of our favorite people here on "the five," charles krauthammer is with us for the hour. "the new york times" best-selling author is here to talk about all of today's hot topics with us starting with this most fascinating new admission from barbara walters about president obama. >> you made so many promises, we thought that he was going to be -- i shouldn't say this at christmastime, but the next messiah. >> notice she said "we" thought he would be the next messiah

>>> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guifoyle along with dana per ringy, eric bolling and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." a jam packed show tonight. president obama pushing redistribution. the brutal knockout game. and bob's annual christmas lights. it's all coming your way. first, nelson mandela will be laid to rest in south africa on december 15th. president and mrs. obama will be there to pay their respects. fox's ed henry just wrapped up an interview with bill clinton be who shared his memories of the leader. >> he talked to me in that prison cell as we grabbed the bars and looked out together about what it was like. and i said tell me how this changed you. how did you give up 27 of the best years of your life and come out a better man than you went? he said, i realized they could take everything from me except my mind and my heart. those things i would have to give them. he decided not to give them away. he was free before he was released. >> tributes have been pouring in over the last 24 hours. >> we've lost one of the most influential courageous a

. >> i'm greg gutfeld. that making -- i'm gregg jarrett the new findings completely contradicting the assessments of some of our most senior lawmakers, including the chairman of the permanent select committee on intelligence, congressman mike rogers, who had this to say about who was behind the assault. listen. >> it is accurate that of the group that is being targeted by the bureau at this point, there is strong al-qaeda ties. >> chief intelligence correspondent catherine herridge joins us live on the phone. you have been reporting on this story since the day after the attack. what's your assessment of the "new york times" claim here? >> thank you. congressman mike rogers, as head of the house intelligence committee, has regular classified briefings and more significantly, he also has access to the raw intelligence data so that he can make his own assessments. one day after the attack, he told fox news on the record that there was no link to this anti-islam video, that the assault was a premeditated terror

. >>> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guifoyle, along with greg gutfeld, eric bolling and bob beckle.is "the five." the firestorm over "duck dynasty's" star phil robertson comments continue today. a&e may be fine walking away from phil but the family made clear they're sticking by him, saying, we are disappointed phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right. we are in discussions with a&e to see what that means for the

>>> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guifoyle, along with greg gutfeld, eric bolling and bob beckle. this is "the five." the firestorm over "duck dynasty's" star phil robertson comments continue today. a&e may be fine walking away from phil but the family made clear they're sticking by him, saying, we are disappointed phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right. we are in discussions with a&e to see what that means for the future of "duck dynasty." the gay community has been split in their reaction. here is glaad reacting last night on "the kelly file." >> this is not a free speech issue. what the defenders of phil robertson are seeking is freedom from consequence. none of us are entitled to that. if right now i were to say something to you completely outlandish, glaad would not let me interview you again. we all have to answer to an employer. >> but openly gay feminist professor who is a liberal, slammed the backlash, saying the legacy of free speech is all but dead. >> this is the level, okay, of punitive pc, utterly fascis

. >>> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guifoyle along with dana per ringy, eric bolling and greg gutfeldin new york city and this is "the five." a jam packed show tonight. president obama pushing redistribution. the brutal knockout game. and bob's annual christmas lights. it's all coming your way. first, nelson mandela will be laid to rest in south africa on december 15th. president and mrs. obama will be there to pay their respects. fox's ed henry just wrapped