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gutfeld, last thought on whether bernie is doing the party good or bad?>> i think bernie has to be aware and worried when your adversaries are telling you you're doing a great job, you're in trouble if eric is saying you're helping the party, you're not helping the party. conservatives, hillary is the flu and bernie is like a really bad flu shot it deals with hillary but it makes you feel kind of sick. >> we'll leave it there, the battle between hillary and the donald heating up with brand-new attack ads, coming up, donald trump's controversial new add featuring some of the bill's former sexual assault accusers and a programming note before we go, we've got a midnight show, tune in at 12:00 a.m. eastern, special election analysis coming your way. think fixing your windshield is a big hassle? not with safelite. this family needed their windshield replaced, but they're daughters heart was set on going to the zoo. so we said if you need safelite to come to the zoo we'll come to the zoo! only safelite can fix your windshield anywhere in the us. with our exclu

we wanted to see what some of you are -- >> gutfeld?erg, if you had the opportunity. we got some suggestions. >> why are lishlts so intolerant of opinions that differ from their own. they claim conservatives are intolerant, but are much more so. another question, do they ever worry that an overreaching government could take over their business and another one, can i have a million dollars, it will go to a good cause. >> gutfeld, do you have a suggestion? >> i fear that we're making too much of this for his benefit. you should treat it like any other lunch it bothers me that everybody has to fly out and see him. like he's howard hughes. but i thought if you're going out there. he's always wearing hoodies, i thought a hoody with my face on it. >> i thought you were going to tell me to where this. >> you could wear it, you could swim in it. >> if you flight out there, he better be in a jacket and tie, right? >> i don't think, does he own one? >> she's going to keep that. >> he's a billionaire. >> when you wear a guy's sweater, like in seco

with us now bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. what happened to that guy?ops get him. >> he drove off. they said he hasn't actually committed a crime. poses as sales clerk at target bathing suits. >> i don't know if he was posing. weird thing about this is he had hit on this woman before two years ago and she remembered him. kind of interesting, don't you think? >> i think -- wait a minute. it was more than that though. >> he was pretending to be a shopper. >> oh, a shopper? >> just a casual shopper and he went into the women's bikini section at target as we often do, i guess. and then she confronted him and he took off like you saying bolt. he took off like barney frank leaving your studio after an interview. >> so he was basically trying to hit on this woman. all right. you are shaking your head no. >> no, this is old school perversion. this guy doesn't know that the internet exists. actually going up to strangers and asking her to talk dirty by talking about lingerie about when, in fact, he could have gone to youtube and inserted a few terms about women

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. >> greg gutfeld? >> catherine, i don't know if you can answer this question. but it's the only one that -- driving me crazy. that -- >> i don't want to see that. >> you have hundreds and hundreds of tv screens on airplanes in which they can beam live tv to every seat. so everybody can see real-time television while they're up there. but we can't get a live feed in the opposite direction from a cockpit to show what's really happening. unfortunately we can only find out afterwards, with a flight recorder that was invented in the '60s and we're still using that technology. i know you're not the expert in this, do you have any idea why there isn't a live feed? >> well you know, the very person who has been advocating for this is the former ntsb administrator, that makes that same argument that we have wi-fi and great entertainment, but we don't have the sort of live tracking with the in-house flight data. my assessment would be that to upgrade the aircraft to the extent it would be needed, is such a major investment for the airlines, and then also for the manufact

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let's ask greg gutfeld. let's party with a third party.hird party candidate is a spoiler, that's a suicide mission. what i have been advocating for is to get everyone in. get mitt romney and bernie sanders. >> this is my talking points. there should be trump, hillary, maybe ben sasse, and bernie. you have to have four. you have to start with four. then you have got andrew wk from the green party. i think ralph naird is still alive. what about the comedian that always used to run. no, he's dead. every year. kennedy: since 1968. >> it would be fairer if you have ones who are able to cancel each other out. if it's just s oork it's just s. kennedy: let they say what they think and feel without the democratic overlords. recently in an interview daryl hall was asked about cultural appropriation and a concern as a white man he borrowed heavily from black culture. he says it's not about being blacker white. the music you listened to is your music it has nothing to do with cultural appropriation. >> he said no i can't go for that. he said you are o

greg gutfeld show is next. >>> i'm greg gutfeld with twice the electrolytes and half the carbs. turning the tide in their respective favors. yes, no, maybe. the answer is probably one of those three options. >>> plus, is the world ready to pick james bond in favor of jane bond? and why must it be a woman any way or a human. i want a plant. james bond. a plant. >>> and later jo anne and katherine in the valedictorian debate you never knew you wanted. a blood batting of history. let's get started america. ♪ ♪ >>> let's welcome tonight's guest. he shaves with a hatchet and lathers with a can of ready whip. u.s. army special forces member, terry shaper. she thought frozen was a movie about -- our joanna. he's sharp and funny like a knife that tickles you while stabbing with u job writer and comedian paul otto. and she's the world's youngest cat lady. all right. let's tackle a news topic that no one seems to be paying any attention to. donald trump. [ laughter ] it's been an odd week in the polls. clinton leads in some, trump leads in others. companies have come up with highly sophis

i'm greg gutfeld. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue.andy levy at the "red eye" deck and see what stories we will pea discussing. >> combing up on the big show, donald trump secure the gop nomination after last night's primary win. i guess indiana was the last cruzade. and they want all incoming freshmen to be justice warriors. it is the story fox news was born to cover. and friday "friday night lights" star drops by to talk about his new tv show. i can't wait for tom to find out what

i'm greg gutfeld.orld escaped from the mexican prison. >> escaping for the second time and now on the run. >> he is a billionaire and responsible for killing tens of thousands of americans and on the streets of l.a. and milwaukee and no doubt where you leave. >> on the lamb after an escape. [speaking spanish]. >> he's the bowl. the notorious dealer flooding

>>> hello, i'm greg gutfeld with, kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, eric bolling and melissa francis. "the five." >>> house speaker paul ryan says he won't back donald trump until he does more to unify the party. roll it. >> to be perfectly candid with you, i'm not ready to do that at this point. i'm not there right now. and i hope to. i want to. but i think what is required is that we unify this party. and i think the bulk of the burden on unifying the party will have to come from our presumptive nominee. think he needs to do more to unify this party to bring all wings of the republican party together and to go forward and appeal to all americans. >> i know. what a jerk. sure, conservatives should despise group think and individualism. but it's time to get to the program. what if you're worried about a guy who changed parties five times. hedges on taxes, favors raising the minimum wage. linked ted cruz to jfk's death. blamed bush for 9/11. and took a picture with a taco salad while saying i love hispanics? i for one can't wait to see how president trump celebrates martin luther king

the greg gutfeld show is next. happy mother's day! >>> hi, i'm greg gutfeld now.nominee down, one to go. it's like musical chairs without the music or the chairs. my god, it's nothing like musical chairs. who is hillary's biggest challenge, is it bernie or donald. don't ask me. i'm heavy medicated. >>> let's get started, america. i won 11 bucks on the berdy and it's burning a hole in my pocket.

greg gutfeld show is next. >>> i'm greg gutfeld with twice the electrolytes and half the carbs.rs. yes, no, maybe. the answer is probably one of those three options. >>> plus, is the world ready to pick james bond in favor of jane bond? and why must it be a woman any way or a human. i want a plant. james bond. a plant. >>> and later jo anne and katherine in the valedictorian deba wanted. a blood batting of history. let's get started america.

it looks like greg gutfeld dunking. it goes in a total circle and plunges 15,000 feet. then plunges all the way into the ocean. so the thought is wait a second there are three possibilities on the table. terrorism, that's the one where everybody is afraid of. that's why it's front and forward here at the moment. but why wouldn't they -- if they were blowing the plane up, wouldn't they have blown the plane up earlier? what if it was mechanical as dana was saying. what if it stalled out? what if something just went crazy and there was a stall? could that be it? you have explosion, you have stall, and of course, in either case, could it be that someone broke through the pilot's cockpit? >> i think there was some indication that from some of the infrareds and some of the radars and other assets they have in the area, that there was some sort of flash and some heat and some pressure change that would indicate explosion. that's why the a lot of the news services were going with explosion most of the afternoon. >> that's the question is why wouldn't they have exploded the plan

i'm greg gutfeld. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue. let's check in with tv's andy levy at the "red eye" deck and see what stories we will pea discussing. >> combing up on the big show, donald trump secure the gop nomination after last night's primary win. i guess indiana was the last cruzade. and they want all incoming freshmen to be justice warriors. it is the story fox news was born to cover. and friday "friday night lights" star drops by to talk about his new tv show. i can't wait for tom to find out what nwa stand for. back to you, tom. >> not without antribution, right? >> it is a new show called drunk tank, it is joanne nosuchunsky. if you have seen him you know he needs a grip. fox news contributor. she spent two weeks doing shows in scraw pan and she really stood out. and he looks like he is good at sifting brandy or coning old ladies out of their inheritance. and then there was one. yes, andrew wk of the party party is now the only candidate still challenging donald trump. on tuesday night ted cruz ended his presidential bid w

i'm greg gutfeld. i hov you, america. factor." good night from new york. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm tom shillue. let's check in with andy levy. >> thanks, tom. coming up on the big show, a clinton surrogate says she will beat trump because of ugly women. plus, marvel refused to put a female villain in "ironman 3" because she didn't think her action figure ould sell. i fear another sexist moment from tom coming on. and miracle on ice hero is selling his gold medal and the flag he was draped in after beating the hockey team. do you believe in capitalism? back to you, tom. >> let's welcome our guests. if she has children they will be jono, pinot and wino. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and the show dedicated to child actor ron howard. host of the sam robert show, sam roberts. he loves freedom so much the flag wraps himself in him. reason magazine editor matt welch. and hills wit is so sharp it can engrave a statue. sitting next to me, joe devito. let's start the show. hillary clinton has locked down the ugly women vote. that's according to ed redell a surrogate for her campaign. during

kennedy: greg gutfeld swung by to talk about new york mayor bill deglassio discouraging people from eating at chick-fil-a restaurants. it seems odd to me that he would pick and choose and abstract places he thinks he has a philosophical disagreement. >> there are a lot of food carts in new york that are run by muslims that actually make muslim meals.ac if you look into that -- intoou the religion of islam you might find little intolerance toward gaze fan lesbians and women. there are countries that throw gays off of buildings for engaging in homosexuality. deblasio is a marxist mummy. the only reason he's mayor is because nobody bothered to vote. they hand over the greatest city in the world over to this more ron. that's like handing the international space station over to andy dick. kennedy: he's funny. reporter: but you know who tried this before? roll man well. when the murder rate was three times that of new york he went after chick-fil-a in chicago. it was horrendous how many people were dyinf in chicago. he chose to blame a chicken restaurant. he deflected from his own failures. kenn

. >> gregory gutfeld is not here tonight but his three best friends.re three cubs born this year, february 24th. they're the first lion cubs to be born in the zoo in 27 years. they're amazing. i want to adopt all of them. i probably will. >> you know they grow up to be lions, right? >> well, for other people. not me. >> we have 30 seconds. >> i must say, you know, there are people in new york who walk around with dogs who look like wolves so you can walk around with a lion. >> with a lion on a leash. >> i can handle that. >> we'll be back at 5:00 p.m. eastern today. >>> bernie sanders keeping up the pressure on hillary clinton in a nail biter in kentucky. welcome to america's election headquarters. i'm heather childers. >> nice to be with you at 1:00 in the morning on the east coast. kentucky is still too close to call. who would have thought those are the latest numbers on the screen. hillary clinton has already declared herself the victor on twitter, at least. >> you know, once on twitter, it must be true. >> and bernie sanders coming out with a win

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. >>> hello, i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, 2:00 p.m. in washington state and this is "the five." >>> well it's election day in washington on the republican side. but the real political battle going on now is son the democratic side. more on that in a moment. washington's primary today is different from others, voters have either mailed in their ballots or have until 11:00 p.m. eastern to drop them off at collection sites statewide. 44 delegates are at

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. [cheers and applause] >>> welcome to "red eye."check in with andy levy at the "red eye" tease desk. >> coming up on the big show, donald trump's long-time palm beach butler talks about what he finds interesting. some of the other people who find him interesting work for the secret service. and an artist known for his group nude photos is looking for a hundred women to pose with during the republican convention. see kids, this is why you want to be an artist. and a new emoji for professional women or as tom calls them, the make me a sandwich

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you.  the worst drug dealer in the world escaped from the mexican prison. >> escaping for the second time and now on the run. >> he is a billionaire and responsible for killing tens of thousands of americans and on the streets of l.a. and milwaukee and no doubt where you leave. >> on the lamb after an escape. [speaking spanish]. >> he's the bowl. the notorious dealer flooding america with dope. they are preying on our citizens. >> mr. evil is mexico's richest and powerful man. >> el chapo himself said he was a billionaire. >> i imagine acting can't be so easy a migga and hope to say hello in person. >> el chapo is obsessed. el chapo walks you from the table to the room. you must have been thinking in that walk that this man wants to make love to me. >> i thought he could do whatever he wanted to. >> enter the real action figure. >> i have terrible regrets. >> it ends in a hail of bullets and death and extradition for crimes ranging from conspiracy to mass murder. this i

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welcome to a special live edition of the greg gutfeld show. who else would i be? the show is named after me. we're awaiting president obama's remarks at the white house correspondent dinner, which is why we're live and i'm still sober. he is so tough he can gut a fish with his comments, and fox business correspondent degan dow. if jokes were jam he would be toast. comedian ben kissel, and joanne nosuchinsky of the she is as sleek as a life boat full of bones. national review reporter catheri catherine timpf. let's get started, america, there is a bar stool waiting for me to sit on its face. i was invited to this year's dinner but i said no because i hate people. but i think twice, here is a picture from 2012. that is me, during the national anthem staring at kim kardashian's butt. you can see -- you can see how transfixed i am by it. look at that laser beam focus. now this may seem unpatriotic at that moment to be lost in her space, but i dare any of you male or female not to be spellbound by the world's largest glute, it's the headquarters for hind quarters, her

the greg gutfeld show is next. happy mother's day!oin the yearbook. >> fox report is next. >> tonight, the gop is in uncharted waters. the presumptive nominee at odds with big names in his own party. this is the fox report. tonight trump is campaign nothing washington state shrugging off the high profile republicans that will not vote for him and taking swoip at former primary rivals. >> jeb bush is not an honorable person and lindsay graham is not honorable. when you sign a pledge it is supposed to mean something. the good nows is, that most everybody

i'm greg gutfeld. i hov you, america. i am laura ingle. thanks for watching. >> mexico sends their people they are not bringing their best. >> donald trump has rewritten the rule book in politics. >> i what i said i don't remember. >> and won his party nomination doing it. >> i won with the evangelicals. i won with women. i love winning with women. could he be the next president. >> the country's going to it start winning, winning. or a dead-end for the the republican party? fox news report donald trump, the disrupter and here is bret baier. >> it may be the biggest political story of our lifetimes, a businessman who never held office run roughshod over the republican field. winning the nomination and changing the party in the process. this hour will give you a chose up of a phenomenon no one talked about a year ago but may change the world. not longing onning we got a look at trump's campaign. it was clear something was building. here is john roberts. >> reporter: st. louis, missouri. donald trump is it on stage. we are going to start win

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. segal has d in. and he has the hair of a keg stand champion. comedian scott chaplain. let's start the show. >> presidential elections come down to one thing. who has the catchier catch phrase. it is the new slogan that can be her ticket to beating trump. see if you can guess what it is. >> what is is the big idea of the candidacy? >> we are stronger together. we are stronger together. we are stronger together. we are stronger together. >> if you weren't sure her new slogan is we are stronger together. it is a long line of campaign slogans. there was i'm with her and mick america whole again. love trumps hate. as seen on television. p is scandal free for 17 days and counting and my personal favorite, i know you don't really like me and i'm not that good at selling myself unless it is to special interest and foreign interest, but i am not donald trump and shouldn't that count for something? we made the long one up. for hillary suggestion tweet them to slogan for hillary. slogan, the number 4, hillary. or post them on our facebook pig and we -- an

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld with kimberly guilfoyle, ebony williams and eric bolling and dana perino.n the fief. >>> so here's what we learned from the loserpalooza in albuquerque last night. no protester could explain why they were there. beyond employing a combination of f-words and gesturing fingers. not a complete sentence among the cretins. oddly their printed signsy articulate, but they weren't. that's what we call a clue. someone sponsored this action. they also look out of shape, clearly not living in a competitive environment, unless it's a contest in grievances, i

. >>> joining us tonight co-host of red eye, andy levy, and correspondent for the greg gutfeld show and former miss new york u.s.a. joanne nosuchinsky. good to have you both here. >> thanks, lou. >> let's start out with the great news about donald trump moving ahead of hillary clinton and no one -- no one must be more stirred emotionally than andy levy. >> there was some excellent news in that poll i totally agree and it's that gary johnson is at 10%. >> gary johnson the libertarian candidate. >> hopefully the libertarian nominee. he announced today william weld will be his running mate. >> excellent. >> huge news, lou. the fact that you didn't lead your show with this shows to me how biased you are. >> oh, gosh. >> i am a man who makes certain judgments based on his values and views and experience. and of course philosophy, which -- >> like i said, biased. >> gary johnson, i can't argue it. are you thrilled as well? >> you know, there is a thrill, mostly, though, just being on your show, lou. >> understandable. >> i saw a recent tweet where donald trump said, yes, the movement -- he is

. >>> hello, i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with juan williams, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeldk city and this is "the five." >>> fox news continuing coverage of the egyptair jet that crashed overnight on its way to cairo from paris. likely cause, terrorism according to egypt's government. but all possibilities are being investigated. the plane went down in the mediterranean sea, somewhere off the greek island of crete. authorities say it lost altitude before vanishing from radar