you guys feeling good tonight? huh? you guys feeling good? that's great.elcome -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." let's get right to the news. the big comic book convention, comic-con, starts tomorrow in san diego. this is a week-long convention of comic books, science fiction, video games and other forms of birth control. [ laughter ] very excited for that. you guys, british prime minister david cameron is visiting the u.s. and yesterday, he and president obama gave each other pieces of art. that really wasn't necessary, britain. [ light laughter ] you've already given us a huge oil painting. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. yeah, they're still trying to fix this whole oil mess. yesterday, bp vice president kent wells said that, "everything's looking good." [ laughter ] and then someone turned him around and he was like, "holy crap! look at all this oil!" [ laughter ] "you've got to be kidding me! how come no one told me about the oil?" [ applause ] he just turned the wrong way, that's all. i read about this. the faa is orderin

i love that guy. lovely actress from the new show "covert affairs," piper perabo is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got stand-up from a very hilarious comedian making his television debut on "the late night show" tonight, kurt metzger is going to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's a very funny individual. it's going to be really fun. you guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up on personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm running behind. so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my thank you notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys so much. i appreciate it. hey, roots, can i get some thank you notes writing music? ♪ [ laughter ] wow. deep. ♪ thank you, lance armstrong, for competing in yet another grueling tour de france, even though you're almost 40 years old. that takes a lot of ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and app

there you go, guys. congratulations.ore time in slow motion. ♪ [ scattered cheers ] okay, now it's my turn. i will attempt to set the record for most different video game systems played in 60 seconds. okay, let's bring them out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow, nintendo. we got sega there. super nes. dreamcast. oh, it keeps going. xbox. xbox 360. this is awesome. all right. we are going to make sure everything is on and working. ♪ >> jimmy: here we go. all right. [ cheers and applause ] this'll be awesome. i cannot wait to set this record. now, dan, tell them what systems we got and what games i'll be playing. >> sure, jimmy. we have the original nes with "legend of zelda." [ cheers and applause ] sega genesis with "sonic." [ cheers and applause ] the super nintendo and "donkey kong country." [ cheers and applause ] sega dreamcast and "crazy taxi." [ cheers and applause ] nintendo 64 with "star fox." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> playstation, "tomb raider." >> jimmy: oh, very good. [ cheers and applause ]

so this is where you guys come in.on twitter, tweet out some crazy super power that you would like. it could be anything, like the ability to disguise my face as dolph lundgren's so i can get into "the expendables" premiere. [ light laughter ] and be sure to include the #if i had a super power. i'll look at all of them tonight, and we're going to show some of the best ones tomorrow night on the show. tune in, you might see your tweet on the show. it'll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] it was fun last week. we have a great, great show tonight. the gorgeous oscar-winning actress, rachel weisz is here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a big fan. nba super-duper-duper star and new member of the miami heat, chris bosh is joining us! [ cheers and applause ] and we have some great music tonight. great music from angelique kidjo featuring john legend. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. it's going to be unbelievable. what a great, great show. hey, you guys, it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>

you guys.here were reports over the weekend that bp's ceo tony hayward could resign within the next two days. [ cheers and applause ] two days, of course, in bp time, that's like six months. [ laughter ] they're saying that tony hayward will receive $18 million if he leaves the company. [ audience boos ] so that will show him, right? [ laughter ] yeah. "you really "f"-ed up this time, tony. here's a yacht. now, go think about what you did. [ laughter ] get out of here before i give you another $10 million! [ laughter ] get off! all right, 15. now get out of here!" [ laughter ] i heard that president obama will be a guest on "the view" this thursday. it will be the first time that a sitting -- [ cheers ] yeah, it's very cool. it's the first time that a sitting u.s. president has appeared on a daytime talk show. unless you count the time bush jumped up and down behind al roker with a sign that said "it's my birthday." [ laughter ] technically, it doesn't count because he wasn't booked. [ laughter

] i like this guy.t of the concords" and the new film "dinner for schmucks," jemaine clement is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny guy, too. and i'm excited about our musical guests tonight. oh, our musical guest is very cool. crowded house is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey now hey now don't dream it's over ♪ ♪ hey now hey now when the world comes in ♪ ♪ they come they come to build a wall between us ♪ anyways, they are not playing that song. [ laughter ] but they are the group that sang that song. >> steve: that one? ♪ it'll carry us away something so strong it'll carry us away ♪ they're not doing that song either, no. [ laughter ] but they are doing a new song. they've got a new album. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: and it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] and i think, for the web, they're gonna do a bonus song for us. >> steve: which song? >> jimmy: i'm not telling. >> steve: what?! >> jimmy: it's very exciting. you got to go to the web and find out. >> steve: okay.

you meet the guys? >> i meet the guys. i get to meet with them. and it's really cool.a stage version of my mtv show. in you haven't seen that, it's like the your momma's so fat jokes. i bring the winners, we have an east-coa coast west coast battl. >> jimmy: is that a good idea with guys that have ak-47s to be doing your momma jokes? >> they check them at the door. >> jimmy: do the soldiers get involved in that? >> no, they can't. it's like a -- >> jimmy: it's like, your momma is so fat, sir! >> there were some crazy jokes, actually, over there. >> jimmy: and they love it, right? >> it plays off great and it's a nice, fun hour of just straight up comedy for them. that's all they do over there is talk smack to each other. >> jimmy: right. mostly guys and some women, as well, kind of sitting around. >> and the women are tough. they -- they hold their own over there. >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure. yeah. they're in the military. >> naturally. naturally. more pushups. >> jimmy: so, this movie is kind of inspired by these people that you know and that you met. >> yeah, i met, y

you guys look like you're a strong couple and you guys will make it through.t remember you need two thins. you need to understand each other because you're two separate individuals coming together. and into one relationship and making it work. it's really hard to do, but with love and understanding, you should always be able to do it -- [ applause ] don't order the salmon. she has room for cake at least. is anyone in our audience tonight at comic-con in san diego this weekend? it's sad that you're the only one but -- comic-con is a big convention. started out for comic books and now it's for everything. movies. i think they sell real estate at it. it's a fun thing to go to. on saturday, violence struck. an argument between two men at a "green hornet" seminar resulted in one of them being arrested for stabbing one of them with a pen. proving once and for all the pen is mightier than the light saber. i consider anyone over the age of 12 wearing a harry potter t-shirt dangerous. that's just me. but he got stabbed near the eye. which is why you should never take y

called the guy up. guy named lester smith. got on the phone. i told him what i wanted to do and he said to me, okay. he said that sounds like a -- what are you going to do with the million dollars? i said i'm going to take elvis on tour. and he said to me, well a million dollars is a lot of money. what do i get for the million dollars? i said, you get 50% of my concert company. he said, 50%? i said, yeah. 50%. he said, for how long? i said forever. you got 50%. now i made a very good deal because i didn't have a concert company so i wasn't really giving him -- >> larry: he made a good deal too. >> yes he did. >> larry: the elvis presley performance that rocked the concert world, next. youtube didn't exist. and facebook was still run out of a dorm room. when we built our first hybrid, more people had landlines than cell phones, and gas was $1.75 a gallon. and now, while other luxury carmakers are building their first hybrids, lexus hybrids have traveled 5.5 billion miles. and that's quite a head start. ♪ that can take so much out of you. i feel

either you can be the guy standing on the corner with them or you can be a guy that they can say, heot off this corner, i want to get off this corner, too. it feels good at the end of the day whindz and my people appreciate me and my communities loves me and i just do the best i can to be the best i can. whoever acknowledges it in a positive manner, then so be it. >>> up next in our roundtable discussion, we flip the topic on its head. do professional athletes need to be socially responsible? we'll take on that question when we return. >> if i'm paying you, it may behoove you to shut up if you want to continue to get paid. that's just a fact. we can't ignore that. >>> welcome back to "our world" with black enterprise. we've all seen the headlines, michael vick, plaxico burress, serena williams, they and others have made headlines outsides the sport arena. what responsibility do they have to be responsible? joining us today to talk about this, steven a. smith, journalist and commentator. drew joyce, high school basketball coach at st. vincent st. mary. he also coached a guy you probab

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they have to sign guys like you guys they need role players. >> guys are going to go down there.ll you. i played in chicago for $365,000, the minimum didn't make me any difference. i was playing with the greatest player of all time. we won 72 games. the difference is there is only one ball. all three of the guys are slashers to the basket. scottie pippen was a point guard that fed and ran the triangle. a system that they worked in. these guys aren't working in a system. pat riley was a young coach when he won the championship with, with magic johnson. >> larry: we have got a heat fan at ape b bar in miami. ed, what is your reaction? >> it is amazing, larry. i am very excited in the city of miami and all of south florida is incredibly excited about what is to happen and seeing the greatest show on earth come to our town. and we are very excited. >> larry: soy you, therefore, expect, immediate victories, right? >> yeah, pretty much so. i mean it is going to take a while for them to mesh. i really believe that after a while. basically just going to watch a highlight reel every night

to have spectators going to be do is a real tough guy years a hundred bucks. it doesn't do any good other than perhaps the resources that it brings to the prison. but we fund a prison. in april two thousand and five bill cain defended his rodeo at the warden convention. the rodeos another program that does a really good thing in that it brings the public in to see us is see that people can change it bring the public and just say that that the mh are daemons it brings the public in to say how we spend our tax dollars that we construct their lives a beautiful place is beautiful flowers it's an environment for chad it's not the. will cain season goal as a showcase present on the day of the rodeo he seems to have a point a hobby craft market is held along with the rodeo the trustees are allowed to mix with the crowd and sell their work this display of talent to good behavior helps angle of polish its image. medium security inmates are also allowed to sell them to craft so this market is a win win situation for both the prisoners and the visitors as that this is ca

which one of you guys is going to roll?od. [ laughter ] you will be spitting. have seen the size of this man? [ laughter ] are you sure you want to spit? >> i'm confident in my spitting capability. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm just going to stay out of this if anything goes down. thank you so much. here we go. here's your joke that you'll be reading. here's your water that you'll be drinking. take a large sip there. again, be careful. look at the size of this man, please. i'm scared for you. the exits are that way if you have to run out. okay, here we go. read the punch line and then go for it, buddy. >> "the sorcerer's apprentice"? i thought you said, "there's whores at my dentist." [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good. let's check that out one more time in slow motion, everybody. look at that. ♪ >> i loved the fact he opened his mouth. >> jimmy: he opened his mouth. yeah, he probably shouldn't have done that. [ laughter ] >> not a good idea. >> jimmy: what's that? we have time for one more? oh, let's switch i

driver say one of the guys the guys that you really mix with when where when you drive do what do they think about the perspective to come driving to moscow i think the reaction inside inside the circuit but i think. for example i want some sort of you know to understand to. try something else i think. so if. you're a beginner in formula one so so so having a new circuit is good for you because this this levels all the drivers while driving and all circles gives gives more parties to the experience guys is that right right of course and. of course like i've been there i don't know this sort of it's funny to learn from zero again but anyway it's a good experience of having your sort of perform or one of the problems with russian precipitation and in formula one is if it is of course the technology that . sorry here now we have the driver but we still don't have the technology what's what's more important the car or the driver just don't say both i know both but i what would you say the car of the car of the driver eric you need you need to base driver in the best car. i know i can't you

to be able to meet other guys on the beat and make some. sense you know. that's what is really known. to me says. yeah it's great it's a great image people come in they see seventeen hundred prisoners at the rodeo so when harvey crafter. taking photos or working concession booths and there's no problems i mean there's just no problems. this clever marketing and who comes out looking like the good guy who of course the ward because he's more kidding himself to the legislature to the people in power saying hey because i did raise money for the prison i don't have to come and ask you for money you know i make i get the prisoners to help me generate funds the budget going to right almost two million dollars gross necessarily we have a lot of expense that we have to pay for the road pay for the facility we have to pay for everything we have there so the net is not that much will net enough to build a chapel and what would we need to build another chapel would build churches with the profits from the rodeo non-denominational charities. and you can't miss them ch

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tweets from you guys.s time "late night hashtag." ♪ hashtag late night hashtag ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. this first "why don't they make that" is in t.s. dennison. and they want to see, "hey, jimmy fallon, how about eyebrow toupees?" [ light laughter ] it's a great idea, if you have no eyebrows or want different ones. @hicats wants to see wine in pouches like capri sun for grownups. [ laughter ] that's a pretty good idea. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: never thought of that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: they have got to make it. >> jimmy: got to make that straw easier to go through, because that never worked for me. i always hated that. @shaunrawlings wants to see a rubber hand on the end of a ten foot pole so you can spank bicyclists when you drive by them. [ laughter ] why would you -- why are you spanking bicyclists? [ laughter ] why would you -- that might be fun, i don't know. geoidavs wants to see miniature elephants. "that'd be rad, way cooler than my stupid cat that i sometimes

all right, guys.ay is thursday, which means it's time to "remix the clips." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is where we take stuff we found on the internet and tv -- stuff that's funny, weird or interesting -- and have questlove remix it. he does it live, and it's always amazing. so there. thanks, quest. he's getting ready right now. so our first clip is a sound bite that had a lot of people talking this week. sarah palin was on sean hannity's show, and they were talking about the president. and at one point, she comes up with a word that may not exist. [ laughter ] >> and the president and his wife, you know, the first lady, spoke at naacp so recently, they have power in their words. they could refudiate what it is that this group is saying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry? refudiate? that's hillarative. [ laughter ] this next clip is totally bizarre. it's this guy in spain having an argument with a goat. watch this. [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's goi

you're the first guy there.0s who got rich, all those guys, think about all the thousands of black guys who are still rich today who entered the nfl in the '40s. that's me. i'm night train lane. >> jimmy: yeah. being a pioneer sounds good but when you are a pioneer it's not -- they die of malaria. >> you eat berries and get raped by indians. no. >> jimmy: if you're lucky. >> being a pioneer is good if that's the name of your college football team. not if you're actually pushing something down a river and getting slaughtered. >> jimmy: we started in radio, we were making no money and we did it just for -- just because we wanted -- and now you're back to that. >> right. right. except for, i am not living in an apartment and driving an '89 celica. i have kids to support. >> jimmy: you're homeless and you have children. you have twins. the cutest twins ever. fraternal twins, they call them. >> i don't know what that means, but yeah. >> jimmy: yes, yes. and how are they? are they enjoying the summer? >> i got some pl

rich little. >> larry: did you see the guy at the mirage in vegas? >> what guy?? >> fred? >> larry: no. the impressionist. the ventriloquist. >> edgar? >> i will think of his name. >> is anyone in the age of the internet and iphones still doing ventriloquism? >> larry: the guy at the mirage in vegas. have you seen terry? he has a ten-year contract at $10 million from the mirage. i saw him once at this cancer event. and jay leno was the come mickey and jay brought him on. he appears in the room. he is the greatest ever. he has 132 puppets. >> like saying he is the tallest midget. >> larry: he does three voices at once. >> i will go, larry. >> go see it. >> we'll get nancy reagan and we'll all go out there to see the tallest midget. i mean the best ventriloquist. whatever. we have time to do it now. lar we'll be right back. insurance company. my auto policy's just getting a little too expensive. with progressive, you get the "name your price" option, so we build a policy to fit your budget. wow! the price gun. ♪ ah! wish we had this. we'd just tell people what to p

and tried to beat the valet guy. a question there is maybe overserving at the hustler club. maybe recommend leads training for that. we already talked about the shots fire on bay street regarding the jumbo establishment or jumbo shrimp establishment. there were two pickpockets on july 17 at 447 broadway, club atmosphere. and then we had a battery at the parlor bar on 2801 levinworth and that was after a patron was ejected for not complying with the dress code. there was probably more to it as far as the patron and the establishment, but still i want to talk with them as far as you're going to be dealing with drunks on a regular basis. and so the less times that we can actually have to grab them out to somebody, we're going to be doing at the game. one of the concerns and i've talked with miss with jocelyn kane about it with birth fly. over the last couple of months, i as well as the captain have asked them for a complete safety plan and we haven't been real happy with what we've gotten so far. pretty vague. you know,

you guys could describe it better. the spirit of christmas is, like, santa and jesus basically duking it out. and it's a lot deeper than that, but it was the most irreverent, the funniest groundbreaking use of language and characters in a setting that you've just never seen before. and i thought it was the funniest, funniest thing i've ever seen. and then when we finally put it on the air, we had advertisers, which is, you know, an issue we go around a lot, who wouldn't go near it. but for every one who wouldn't go near it, there were two who would. and it was a huge success for us. it was kind of like the uranium for the network in many ways, because comedy central always looked to do groundbreaking things, and we had always, you know, tried to break the mold. we do not like to run sitcoms. it's a network where we try to do something different. even ben stein's money was a new take on game shows. every format we did was a new take on that format. this was brand-new in its format, in its expression, in its politic. and

nice guy. if you want to know about jack nicholson, you'll start with his first movie, "easy rider," go to "five easy pieces" watch his movies, and that's how you know about jack nicholson. all these variety of characters, but it is the man inside that speaks through the work that he does, and that has always been, for me, the kinds of acting that most excited and interested me. i didn't know in the beginning. i didn't know that i was attracted to the man inside the performance. >> you're submerging so deeply and i'm trying to stay with you. the deeper you negotiation i'm trying to submerge -- go, i'm trying to submerge with you. now i want to go back and talk about something else, and that is when you play these characters, macbeth you were speaking about, what macbeth did, patrick stewart is capable of doing. and yet, there are people watching right now and i've had these conversations countless times in my life where someone goes off the range and does something crazy or strange or evil or i

i mean, and the guy was as happy as could be.ittle, you know, cautious, and i'll probably see him again as i approached him. and, you know, i wouldn't give him a job either. i mean, i wouldn't give the job, and if he had said -- once he said i was convicted of murder, dog, i was like oh, god, and i was shaking his hand. all i could do was say god bless him. i agree with everyone. the severity and nature of offense. if you -- you know, if god help you, if you kill someone in a fit of rage and you don't really mean to and it's second degree murder, you may deserve a second chance. if you go in and, i'm sorry, ma'am, about your family, like the mansons who should have been executed and do horrendous murder crimes like that, they should put an end to your life right there. there's no rehabilitation. but we as a society need to work out. a lot of these people also, they got caught. there's a lot of guys that do it and don't get caught. so everybody, you know, has been in trouble and are good people. they just didn't get caught. we as

this is huge, you guys.p just announced that the containment cap is working and no oil is leaking into the gulf of mexico. [ cheers and applause ] well, that was easy. [ laughter ] that's right. bp says they finally stopped the oil from leaking. and if we've learned anything in the last three months, it's that whatever bp says -- bp says. [ laughter ] you guys hear this? apple has called a major press conference tomorrow to discuss the iphone 4. well, they actually tried to call it like three days ago but it just went through, just now. [ laughter ] so it's very exciting. it should be very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] listen to this. it was announced that lebron james will appear on the september cover of "gq," not to be outdone, the owner of the cavs will appear on the september cover of "f-u." [ laughter ] that's exciting. check this out. enrique iglesias says he will follow through on a promise to water ski naked in miami. [ audience ohs ] because spain won the world cup. in a related story, ricky ma

and this guy really loved it. gillette burgess was a humorous, a writer. he wanted to be known as a serious novelist but he was better known for his children's books and nonsense works. he wrote "the purple cow." have you heard of that one? it's an old san francisco one. but he got so sick of it. tive written down here. he hated people reciting it back to him so he wrote, "a, yes, i wrote "the purple cow," i'm sorry now i wrote it. but i can tell you anyhow, i'll kill you if you quote it." he used carville in two of his novels, scenes and characters. one is a romantic. a guy rents one and brings his dates out there for a little romantic rendezvous. and another one where an old car conductor rents a car and it comes to life. you have to read more in these books. another artist and musicians. this car on the left, number one, was called la bohemme rented in the sutro section by musicians who when they finished their work downtown in the clubs and theaters would go out to carville to this clubhouse in the night and drink and go skinny dipping in the surf and

the guy has lost so much.e's lost his family, he's lost endorsement, money, he's lost the respect, adulation, admiration of himself, so much respect gone down the drain. and i think with this... anybody who gets divorced-- and i'm fortunate that i have not been in that circumstance but i have had family members and friends, anybody who gets divorced will tell you it's the most trying, the most difficult thing you can go through in life short of dying. so all of this is very, very difficult i'm sure. he's put himself in this circumstance, it's self-induced and that doesn't bode well to having a clear mind and you need a clear mind to play golf, charlie, you know that, you play. >> rose: i don't know whether he'll win at st. andrews or not. i guarantee you he'll win again. >> oh, he will win again but there's the other things you have to take into consideration. weather is the great equal eisner all of sports and golf is just the same case. if you have that wind howling... and it was so told today they couldn't

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this guy was a homeless guy, so they arrested him. they brought him before the court. hank gave him a $25,000 bail. he did not have $25,000, so he sat in jail for eight days, and he came back and pleaded guilty. this is really the regular person that is symbolic of ordinary justice. there is a woman who has five kids. she is a nurse. one beautiful spring day she is sitting on the stoop, and she is reading of friends hair, and the police say, do believe -- she is braiding of friends hair, and the police say, and you realize there is a no loitering sign, and she offered to get off, and they arrest her. they bring her before the judge, and they give her a $25,000 bail. she is never given an attorney, and she sits in jail for eight days. she has a relative take care of her five kids. eventually, she comes before the judge. the judge says, we will give you a couple hundred dollars as a fine, if you plead guilty, and we will call it a day. she says ok. she pleads guilty, and she thinks to herself, i will never pay the fine, and she gets the guy who also pleaded guilty, and t

the little guys are 20-15-30. if you want to shut off the power you shut off the little guys first than the main. when you throw a switch there is the arch. like water when water flows in an old house any you shut it off quick you get the hammer effect? that's like electricity. is it safe to do it if you smell natural gas? show of hands. >> nobody has their hands up. it's not safe to flicking any switches if you smell natural gas. how about if there is smoke coming out of an outlet. if you shut this off in an area where there is no gas, good idea. >> just about anything can be a hazardous material, cleaners, solvants, hair products anything can be hazardous. they are every where. the only time they are hazardous if they are misused our there is a disaster. do you see these in san francisco? that's probably propane. we have a port. in an industrial area. it identified where they are stored. are there hazardous storage places in this air? no. are there a dry cleaners? yes. who remembers grand auto. they have solvant

now you guys -- first of all, let me just ask.ou believe is the real karate kid, ralph macchio or that jaden pinkett smith kid? >> let me tell you, man, be careful throwing that pinkett in there. don't play around. that little boy kicks ass, you hear me? don't you even think about trying -- >> i'm not. >> have you seen the movie poster for that kid? the kid make a straight "l" out of his whole body. you know how easy he can kick joe pesci in the face? come on, man. are you kidding me? [ applause ] he will kick anybody -- all your movies, any movie you've done, he will kick anybody's ass. >> i buy that. >> that kid is tough. he'll go from karatee kid straight into "my cousin vinny." and kick everybody's ass. marisa tomei -- >> jimmy: i don't know about tomei. i think she can take him down. >> that little boy is tough. he's flexible. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, he's no ralph macchio. i will say that. [ applause ] >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: only one karate kid. >> jimmy, come on. dark alley, macchio's coming through the al

bad guys list. who are the bad guys? >> i, i still put russian organized crime very high on my list. ah, i see what they're up to all over the world and it hasn't diminished. if anything it's increased. i'd put them number one. ah, i don't think there's a number two between, ah, what's happening in columbia where things have improved dramatically. mexico, obviously very high on my list. um, and after that you would go into all the other things that we've mentioned on, on your program. >> okay, mafia doesn't make its list? >> mafia's very small potatoes these days. >> vanda, your rogues list. do you have one? >> um, i'm not sure i do. i, i think we always need to look at the situation with respect to u.s. interests as well as global, ah, security and regional issues. and depending on that, some areas might be, ah, more vital than others. so back to the example of burma that we mentioned and khun sa, you know, back in the '80s and 1990's, he was sort of the number one drug dealer, ah, to target, and his activities certainl

you know, older guys, 40-year-old guys, 35-year-old guys who wish they could be lebron james or kobehey come to my camp and they have a lot of the same privileges as the nba guys. it's going to be fun. >> larry: what are you going to do after basketball? >> hopefully i can still be a part of basketball in some way. >> larry: own a team? >> it's possible. i think that's great. you're still in basketball and you're showing your business side, that would be awesome. >> larry: commissioner? >> wow. yeah. all the fines that i used to get. >> larry: you'd like doing that? >> yeah. >> larry: well, first good luck with all these mets with the at. >> thank you. >> larryul

are you guys having a good time? >> yeah ! >> are you guys having a good time? >> yeah !we have some more performances and be patient and we want everyone to know this effort is a collaboration among many and i want to take this opportunity to thank many people and bear with me and i want to thank our mayor for his hard work in san francisco and specifically in district five i want to thank our wonderful supervisor ross mirkarimi for working tirelessly and for the directors that started magic in the first place and now we have mo magic because of it, and i wanted to thank sister davis and she is running around here crazy and she works tirelessly with this and making it work. schools of the sacred heart have been a partner of ours for many years and thanks for their commitment. we want to thank our new partners and trash and match up and adriane williams and the village project, ms. reynolds and the staff at the african-american art complex, huckleberry for their willingness to take on programs, carmen johnson and jaunita for their dedication and to the others that have sh

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