ha ha ha ha ha! down at the market. um, ha ha! i know. yeah, actually, i was at the market shopping, doing my sunday morning routine and i went by their booth, and i was looking for the right goat cheese to feature here at grange and basically to become our, you know, true local chee. >> soon after we arrived, chef tuohy came in as a customer and started to purchase our product, and he came for many weeks. probably 3 or 4 or 5 weeks. um, we didn't know who he was. he was just an individual, just another customer. and he was, uh, very complimentary, of course, on our product, and then he introduced himself, uh, who he was and that they were starting the new restaurant downtown. >> sourcing local ingredients has always been at the top of michael's list in terms of planning out his menus at grange, but getting to visit the farm, make his own cheese, and meet the goats behind all of it, well, that was way too much to ignore. and thus a farm friendship was born. >> and so these are the ones that, um, you ordered, that'll go back to the grange w

ha-ha ha-ha. , yeah." [ applause ] "and then i -- and then i -- i went -- i invented a time machine and then --" "yeah, yeah, yeah." >> steve: "do you want some soup?" >> jimmy: he's ringing out the soup from his beard. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here's another lesser known obama facial expression. this is the, "nope, much longer." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ watch it, watch it. this next expression is great. take a look at this one. this is the "terry? is that a guy's name or a girl's name? [ laughter ] nice to meet you, terry." here's another expression. this is from a recent town hall event with facebook creator, mark zuckerberg. this is called "if you say 'poke' one more time, i'm gonna poke you with my fist." [ laughter ] this next expression is very interesting. i call it the "dear diary, having another fat day." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. here's one from a joint news conference with canadian prime minister, stephen harper. this is the "preten

[clucking like chicken] ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! buck buck buck-gack! [captioning made possible by mtv networks] buck-gack! buck buck buck buck-gack! buck-gack! buck-gack! [captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--] buck buck buck-gack! buck-gack! >> may 19th, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. my name is jon stewart. got a great show. lisa p jackson head of the environmental protection agency will be joining us. secretary jackson if are you nasty. so-- no, that's-- now that we've come off the thor locovian high that was our balls out seal team 6 o in-- osama bin laden assault and evilect omee, some troubling questions linger about our relationship with the country that we were so close we couldn't tell them we were about to invade them. >> how could bin laden hideout for so long right under their noses. >> jon: duplicity-- duplicity or incompe

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ha ha! it's been a lot of fun through the years, hasn't it? >> yeah, it sure has. we've been in this market a long time. >> a long timd. we've done a lot of nice things. >> and we've caused a little commotion >> a little trouble we've gotten in, with both the tenants and the customers... >> and the customers. >> and the wives. >> oh, yeah, the wives. >> we won't--ha ha ha! you know, actually at one time, back many years ago, they used topen up at 6:00, and then they changed it to 7:00. and now it opens when you get there. heh! we actually get there sometimes at midnight, 11:30, and customers will be waiting 'cause they want to get their flowers. and they maybe come from a long distance, so they want to get them, and they want t beat the traffic. >> on@e at the shop, the flowers are pampered and processed abd placed in a vase. it's been a mere 10 hours since this larkspur left the farm in pescadero. it n@w heads out the door to brighten someone's day. california-grown goodness at its best. i'm dennis newhall for "california country." >> that concludes today's tour of

-ha ♪ takin' over ♪ ha-ha, ha-ha [ engine revving, tires screeching ] ♪ young bloods is, uh, takinstle blows ] this has got to win. [ male announcer ] what would you do with your favorite driver? enter your design at toyotaracing.com. ♪ aw, yeah, young bloods is, uh, takin' over ♪ >>> promotional considerations provided by -- >>> oh, man, you guys are awesome. this is too cool! this is too cool! this is -- we're not supposed to win this. >> cherish it, buddy. cherish it. hard to come by. cherish it, man. >> thank you for the hard work. i know we have been through hard times. thank you. >> chris: tonight's unexpected, almost unexplained winner regan smith with his crew and very emotional afterwards saying he never even had a top five in his career. he earned his stripes here in darlington. there was a lot more activity after his victory. kevin harvick still in the nascar hauler, the meeting room, the trailer where they are hashing out what happened. you heard kyle busch say i'll be glad to go in there and iron it out. what do you think nascar will do? >> jeff: they are trying to mak

ha-ha, yeah. yeah, he knows. what about you, tuba man. tuba! tuba. or maybe you, guitar hair. ha, ha, ha. yes. yes. with me, because i said it once and i'll say it again. i'm herman cane, and things ain't going to never be the same, bring the cane train and make it ready in '012! [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: you -- you still haven't answered my question. >> neither did you. [ light laughter ] ha, ha, ha. yes. >> jimmy: all right. that's enough. >> cane! >> jimmy: let me -- thank you, herman cane. let me get this straight. shout out to getting involved. shout out to sippy cups. [ cheers ] shout out to yo mama. >> anyone's mom, mother, mother's day's coming up. >> jimmy: shout out to headsets. shout out to -- shout out to booty shorts, right there. shout out to the playoffs. [ cheers and applause ] shout out to herman cane. [ applause ] >> great. whew, whew! ha, ha, ha. >> jimmy: and you'll meet me saturday at the revlon run/walk. that's all the time we have for shout outs. we'll be right back with more "late night." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ host: could switching to geico really sav

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> meeting called to order. [roll call] item two. approval of minutes from april 26, 2011 meeting. all in favor? item three. public comment. item four. executive session. >> so moved. all in favor? >> move to reconvene in open session. >> second. >> all in favor? any opposed? move not to disclose any of the items discussed in executive session. second. all in favor? many oppose? -- any opposed? >> please be advised that the ringing of and use of cell phones, pagers, and similar sound-producing electronic devices are prohibited at this meeting. please be advised that the chair may order the removal from the meeting room of any person(s) responsible for the ringing or use of a cell phone, pager, or other similar sound- producing electronic device. please be advised that a member of the public has up to three minutes to make pertinent public comments on each agenda item unless the port commission adopts a shorter period on any item. item seven a, executive directors report. >> good afternoon, commissioners. thank you for joining us. i ha

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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] supervisor mirkarimi: good morning and welcome to the san francisco transportation authority meeting my name is ross mirkarimi. i want to thank sfgtv for their ongoing excellence. madam court, good morning. could you please read roll call? >> [roll call] we have a quorum. >> very good. item to please. >> item 2. approval of minutes of march 29, 2011 meeting. this is an action item. supervisor mirkarimi: any public comment on the item? public comment is closed. we will take this without objection. could we take another roll call? there has been a change in the roster. >> commissioner campos? commissioner carmen chu? commissioner cohen? commissioner elsbernd? commissioner farrell? commissioner kim? commissioner mark? commissioner mirkarimi? commissioner wiener? supervisor mirkarimi: please read items 3 and 4. item 3. chair's report. this is an information item.item 4. executive director's report. this is an information item. supervisor mirkarimi: last thursday the executive dire

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] there are so many ways that the internet provides real access to real people and resources and that's what we're try to go accomplish. >> i was interested in technology like video production. it's interesting, you get to create your own work and it reflects what you feel about saying things so it gives perspective on issues. >> we work really hard to develop very in depth content, but if they don't have a venue, they do not have a way to show us, then this work is only staying here inside and nobody knows the brilliance and the amazing work that the students are doing. >> the term has changed over time from a very basic who has a computer and who doesn't have a computer to now who has access to the internet, especially high speed internet, as well as the skills and the knowledge to use those tools effectively. . >> the city is charged with coming up with digital inclusion. the department of telecommunications put together a 15 member san francisco tech connect task force. we w

saddens me that we tend to be a little bit more reactive on the on capitol hill than proactive but a has has has been one succeeded in some ways i mean if you look at what's happened over the past decade we're at war as we discussed we've seen our civil liberties here in this country slowly eroded out of fear we've seen our international standing hurt by things like targeted assassinations by torture at guantanamo bay it in some ways it almost doesn't really how has that has had an intent by the been successful in some way it's terrorism you know it's about provoking fear and undermining a country's best values in that reaction to the fear i do think we've seen a setback in the country in the last ten years in terms of abiding by our fundamental values condoning torture but you know what this is a resilient nation i would argue we have been threats more to tour existence and it is not too late to reset the possibilities and the national security framework of a country and in that there is hope and there is hope but i certainly hope that those in power and the men and women in america are genuine

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> please stand for the pledge of allegiance. i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. taking roll call of the commissioners. commission president toms mazzucco -- thomas mazzucco. dr. joe marshall. en route. commissioner dejesus. excused. commissioner angela chan. present. commissioner carol kingsley. present. commissioner james slaughter. here. commission president, you have a quorum. also on the dais, joyce hicks of the office of citizen complaints and the chief of police. president mazzucco: thank you very much. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wednesday may 4, 2011 san francisco police commission hearing. and tonight we have a brief agenda. and i know that the chief has to make an appearance after this downstairs at the boys and girls club celebration. he serves on the board so we'll try to get through this as soon as impossible so we

ha ha. on pot? >> yeah. >> oh, yeah. it's the medical marijuana that i bought from an aids guy. >> aah! aah! [captioning made possible by mtv networks] [captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--] >> may 11, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome to the show. hey, everybody, welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we have put together a program for you tonight that will defy all other programs. tonight's guest, the great, the great albert brooks. [cheers and applause] hey, remember like a week ago, the president released his birth certificate and celebrated his newfound citizenship by having someone shoot osama bin laden in the face? [laughter] it felt like the events were connected, like maybe we'd finally put all these ginned up and ridiculously overblown non-controversies, like the birther thing, to rest. we were going to focus on things that matter, winning the war on terror, the budget, fiscal things, getting things done. well, i hope you enjoyed that period of time. >> first lady michelle obama is hosting a poetry reading, and one of her guests is raising a lot of eyebrows tonight. he's a chicago poet and a rapper who goes by the stage name "common." >> he's a reverend wright defender. it sounds like he's a promotor of cop-killing. i've looked at some of his lyrics. they are raunchy. they are rough. they are raw. >> yeah, let's invite a misogynist to the white house. [laughter] >> jon: are we really doing this again, for this guy, common, the guy from the queen latifah rom com? the guy from the gap ads? elmo's friend? that's the guy? that's the guy we're going to do this for? that's your misogynist copicidal black supremacist? hey, fox news, have you told the people who work on foxnews.com yet? >> i am here with common. how you doing? >> what's going on? how you doing? >> you're known as the conscious rapper? how important is that to you and how important do you think that is to our kids? >> jon: well, i guess that explains fox news.com's slogan, shhh, fox news doesn't realize we're here. [laughter] i mean, for god's sake, this two-time, grammy-winning, vegetarian's invite to the white house has the twitterverse very upset, and by twitterverse, i don't mean people on twitter. i mean twits, who took the time to ignore common's entire body of work, save for one poem he wrote in 2007 that they appear to misunderstand. >> burn a bush because for peace he no push no buttons. >> no weapons of mass destruction, how can we follow a leader when this is a correct one. >> my uzi weighs a ton. >> he's talking about popin' guns and i got the black strap to make the cops run. they watching me, i watching them. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, when we roll together with a strapped gun, we're going to be rocking them to sleep. that sounds like killing cops to me. >> whoa, whoa. >> that sounds like killing cops to me. sound like killing cops to you? >> jon: no. well, if you enjoyed, that you'll love this album of fox news personalities ruining songs from many of your other favorite hip-hop artists. now that's what those people call music. [applause] now, those more expolice celt lyrics, the more explicit

at a chinese restaurant. [ light laughter ] >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applausejimmy: okay -- all right. [ laughter ] it's not that funny. hey -- >> no but elmo got to meet the first -- the president for the first time. >> jimmy: oh my god, that must have been exciting. >> it was really cool. but elmo kind of -- like -- like ate his face. >> jimmy: what happened? what do you mean? >> yeah, well elmo did this -- come here, come here. elmo did like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then elmo yelled out, "where's the secret service when had needs them?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> no, but he -- he said it was -- ms. michelle obama said was okay. >> jimmy: oh, she said was okay? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, good, good, good. elmo, you know, i was just gonna say, i saw you on an episode of "top chef." >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! and elmo saw you on it too! >> jimmy: you did? you saw me? >> yeah, elmo saw you, too. >> jimmy: i was -- yeah -- >> elmo saw you too! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> -- it was fun. >> jimmy: it was really fun, right? >> we

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has expanded, and it's now in oakdale. and it has a mobile spa, too, for horses. don't u wish they had that for us? that'd be nice, huh? ha coming up next, are you >> welcome back to "california country." >> at the kitchen in sacramento, chefs are busy preparing tasty dishes using a vegetable that's increasing in popularity. california endives are showing up on more and more dinner plates. >> i mean, you see a lot of people use, uh, the endive as vessels. so they'll take just the leaf off and put things in it and serve it that way. uh, think it has a lot of different uses. >> the chances are if this vegetable's on your plate, it's probably grown by california vegetable specialties, a company headquartered in the tiny hamlet of rio vista, between san francisco ansacramento. the first thing the owner did was give us a lesson in pronunciation. >> so what we grow here at cvs is spelled e-n-d-i-v-e. however, it's pronounced quite differently, and the correct pronunciation is dhis--on-deev. >> obviously, uh, rio vista, where rich works, is about as far away from france as you can get, so we tend to call it en-dive. now, i know

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and get ready to play "darts of insanity" ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing, guys? ? >> i'm nick from scranton, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: very good. >> faith from jordan. >> jimmy: say that again? >> faith from jordan. >> jimmy: faith -- faith from jordan? very good. [ laughter ] >> ryan from orem, utah. >> jimmy: ryan from orem, utah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good. a lot of words i never really heard before. great. all right listen up, here's how the game works. to your right, the sharp 108. this is the dreaded dart board of insanity. >> man: oh, hell no! >> jimmy: now, one at a time you'll take this official buzz beat rapid blast air blaster and shoot a rubber dart at the board. the board will quickly flash between various stunts you may be subjected to each which carries a specific point value. for instance, we have, veggie wedgie for 3 points. bride of spankenstein for 5 points. or the greatest nip rip for 12 points. that is where we rip off one of your nipples and bury it in a shallow grave. [ laughter ] whatever your dart lands on that's what you'll have to do. wh

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ha ha ha! before he passed away, he was talking to me about the dances and all the language that he has revived back, and the last words he told me was to keep going to the indian classes and to keep it going so that my grandchildren could at least speak a little bit of the language. he told me so many things. he told me stories when he was married to my mom, and he told me to keep my culture... and told us to try our best to keep it going for the younger generation. this little place has a great deal of meaning for us because it's something that our ancestors used and walked on, and it's nice to see that other people have begun, for whatever reasons, that they've begun to realize that it's a valuable thing that's disappearing, and that we're the only ones who can really make it whole again. captioning made possible by the annenberg/cpb project captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 9 judge terri l. jackson. the court is now recruiting prospective civil grand jurors. our

we were talking before the show, ha-ha-ha, everyone in san francisco is on the left. how is that possible? but john avalos, a former aide of supervisor chris daly, came up as an organizer with the biggest public employees union in san francisco. he was a former social worker. so he might get that lock there, but could he win just on that alone or do you have to reach out to a broader audience. >> quickly, was chris daly board of supervisor? thinking about running? >> he was thinking of running and he said if someone like dave campos didn't get into the race, he would run. i think that's one issue, one reason that john avalos might have gotten into the race because chris daly is so -- how should we say this? there are a lot of people who don't like him. and there are a lot of people who do. but they wanted someone who could maybe work with a broader audience. >> and in addition, to talking about politics, the other thing that's all over your heart is talking about baseball? a very special baseball day for a very special person. >> right. now i think if willie mays wante

this this has been an effort that has has involved hundreds and hundre hundreds and hundreds of peopl people for years and years. who who never stopped looking for hi for him. instea instead we pounded and pounde pounded and pounded and never never gave up. and y and you know, he said that the the people who were in power now now obviously this is going to to be a credit for them. he he said but this is an effort effort that has gone on for a very a very long time and most of the peo the people who have been involv involved in it will never, ever ever be known publicly. >> mit >> mitchell: it is 11:07 on the eas the east coast, thank you very m very much, lara. to to remind folks you are watchi watching cbs news special live live coverage. specia special live coverage, cbs news news has confirmed that the united united states, osama bin laden h laden has been killed. his his body is in u.s. hands. we're we're waiting to hear from the wh the white house tonight. presid president obama expected to make a make a statement any moment now. now. want want to go back to the pentag pentagon a

has to be stopped. blazer who has charged me has never spoken to me. never called a meeting of the executive committee. blazer is an employee. i never even seen a document. in this situation, does the accuser -- the accuser and the accused meet? nothing. >> it's been a staggering 24 hours for fifa. let's get more on this from cnn world sports pedro pinto. >> the plot continues to thicken. just when you believe that a particular issue or controversy is going to be resolved, something else happens. and jack warner, as we just heard, has accused sepp blatter of being the man that actually needs to be stopped, not him or mohamed bin hammam, which are the two men who have been suspended. jack warner has meanwhile seeked for advice from his lawyers to see whether the suspension is legal, whether it should stand. we've just heard over the last hour that fifa's executive committee will hold an emergency meeting in zurich early this afternoon. a press conference has been schedule bid sepp blatter for 6:00 p.m. zurich time. i can tell you we have a team flying ou

cbs cbs news has confirmed, has confir confirmed that osama bin laden laden has been killed. in u.s. hands. we're we're waiting for a statem statement from the president of the ofnited states. our ch our chef foreign affairs corres correspondent lara logan and bob bob orr will standing by in the the washington burr-- bureau. lara, lara, where does this fit in the the big deal category? >> wel >> well, it there is a school school of thought that will come o come out after this, russ and sa and say it doesn't really matter matter it doesn't win the war. war. you you still have a war to fight. fight. there there is still a lot of signif signt leaders of al qaeda qaeda out there. it it simply, it simply is not the the case. to to get osama bin laden is the the single most important act th act that you could do in this this fight. becaus because he is not only the spirit spiritual and ideaological leader leader of al qaeda, but he is is still very much involved in in the organization. and and everything that al qaeda does does comes from osama bin laden. laden. it it doesn't mean t

ha ha ha! only independent travelers visited borneo, with its iban and dayak long houses, but recently, a number of small, local operators have begun pioneer trips into the interior for the more adventurous tourist. this is the frontier of contemporary tourism. this journey is long and arduous-- six hours from kuching, the capital of sarawak. and the boat trip from the jetty upriver used to take two days. now in canoes with outboard motors, it can be done in an hour. even though this type of cultural tourism appears low-impact, it still poses many questions. visitors to the long house see something very different from the cultural centre, but is it any more authentic, and can it withstand the growing number of visitors? can the local people cope with this new intrusion, and is there a danger of cultural voyeurism? [man] do you get the impression, anthony, this is the real thing in a sense-- pretty much the real thing? i think it's pretty much the real thing as it currently exists. i'm not sure

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