ha, ha, go, go, buck shot, kra e crack, crack, crack. hit lights. what you think you are. >> ha, ha, stick broke. in the brushes. in the rushes. put them back on. bufks head in the rushes. put them back on. to big thicket we go, hot we go to hit staggeringly along the frees. crack, a steak broke. we go, go, go, buck shot. we go, go, go. up the road. road kill. staggering bucks. head light rushes. pick up brushes. race broke, screeching. the big thicket we go, buck shot, crack. the road kills. crack e a broke stick. on we go on. [applause] >> omni bus program. and choose to muses are exciting because they bring authors together to read at once. there are times where a special guest has the stage all to themselves. the samurai's garden by gale suckiama has become a high school favorite. her appearance brought out a young crowd. possibly looking for answers to their next english exam. when crediting charls brought house of rain to main teenage the commenttator shown pictures searching for the can bols. the first discovery of a hidden chamber. >> i immediately started for t. climbin

what thelack in size, they more than make up with in personality, thanks to the man in charge. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinke

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscansout of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> i

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has resigned. this is a message from rebeka brooks, which we're working to confirm, the ceo of news international has said she has resigned because she feels a deep sense of responsibility for the people we have hurt, that's her quote. that's rebekah brooks. she wants to reiterate, she says, how sorry i am for what we know to have taken place. she is resigning as the ceo of news international, which is the parent company of the news corporation newspapers. she's been there for 22 years. she's been under a great deal of pressure. she was one of the three people who has been subpoenaed to british parliament to testify. she is the one, she's a british citizen, so she is compelled to go, although we do have news this morning that both rupert murdoch and his son, while rupert murdoch is not a british citizen, will in fact testify before parliament. there she is, rebekah brooks, being supported by rupert murdoch, she has offered her resignation and has left the company. >>> can you guess which newsmaker made this statement about media mogul rupert murdoch and the news of the world's alleged hacking of 9/11 victims here

ha ha ha. i expect, i hope for, i don't expect anything. of understanding, a sense of trust that i really am there to tellÑi this story and a sense of trusti that there are certain things as far as acting's concerned, that i'm going to know a little bit more than they are just because it's my area of expertise. directing they're going to know a gazillion thingsment the when i'm working with directors, particularly first time directors, if i know this is a mont in the story that i'm not, i don't want to be too knowing about how it goes, i'll give them, i'll say let me just do one more a i'll give them an option like a watershed, what i call sort of watershed interpretation so if they want the story to totally shift a little bit at that point, they'll have the option. but i hope for understanding. i think that's what we really hope for is understanding. >> charlie: how about listen, you hope they will listen. >> we hope they'll listen. you hope that they're not to set in what they wan >> charlie: here's what amazes me about the question. it i

ha ha! [honks horn] high 5. yeoww! ha ha ha ha ha ha! from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we got a big one tonight. our guest tonight, mr. tom hanks. he is man so likable, so polite that his name actually contains the word "thanks." [laughter] it's right in it. we begin tonight with the economy, which, as many of you are aware, sucks. [laughter] right now we're looking to pay down $14.3 trillion of debt. [audience reacts] [laughter] apparently i'm reading a scary story to my children. they're going to do all the noises like it's "peter and the [bleeped] wolf or something." we're going to pay down $14. trillion of debt with a economy struggling to produce jobs, in large part because american workers still stubbornly cling to the idea that they should be more highly compensated than say suicidal chinese computer part factory help

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has won 31 out of 31. >> this is my partner, my spouse now. ha ha ha. >> the next battle grounds over gay marriage may well be maryland and rhode island. but that's for another day. >> congratulations. because for hundreds of couples in new york. >> we couldn't be happier. >> this day was for celebration. tim axelrod, cbs news, new york. >> later, the new push for nuclear power in the united states. the girls who won this year's google science fair and just how safe are the streets of afghanistan's capital. . those stories when the cbs news continues. and a i have copd. if you have it, you know how hard it can be to breathe and what that feels like. copd includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema. spiriva helps control my copd symptoms... ...by keeping my airways open... ...a full 24 hours. plus, it reduces copd flare-ups. spiriva is the only once-daily inhaled copd maintenance treatment that does both. and it's steroid-free. spiriva does not replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms. tell your doctor if you have kidney problems, glaucoma, tro

has mr. spot on his lungs. don't you worry. we'll pop that lung out of there and get it off to the dry cleaners and have it back to you a little after 5:00. ha ha ha! we like to have fun. you know, i made up that whole hawk story. yeah. i know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are. [thud] whew. whoa! nana, how you doing? looking hot in the track suit. gym's on the second floor. [thinking] date time. dude, there you are. 2 things. first, the aliens are here and they're wearing track suits. oh, no, that's nana. oh. second, i got a job. nice. and if you hadn't pushed me to do all that extra-mile stuff, that probably wouldn't have happened. so thank you. so you got a hottie waiting for you at the bar. you go get her. whoa. ah. where were we? do i smell banana conditioner? that's one of my conditioners, yes. j.d.: as great as this was, i couldn't stop thinking about what turk said and how--whoa! this girl really digs hair. the point is, it's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head. aah! how was your first stress-free day? horrible. and you? worse. let's make a baby. if it doesn't work this time, i'll kill myself.

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forgot to mention that he has been a major player in breaking -- bringing consensus into his neighborhood on the fractious traffic issue that has been going on for some time. he has long experience giving has time to improve neighborhoods where he lives. as a practicing attorney, he is knowledgeable and professional. as a neighbor, he gives generously of his time and studies and works hard and gives his time on issues. as an entertainment commissioner, i believe he will represent neighborhoods while also giving a balanced consideration to all sides of an issue, which is as other speakers said, sometimes been sadly lacking on the commission. the entertainment commission needs fresh air. that is relevant and balance. i urge you to support gil spurloin. he is the candidate who spoke clearly and on a point about issues and how they relate to neighborhoods. that i understand is what this neighborhood seat is about and i urge you to support him. thank you. >> hello. i am chris shafer. supervisor kim, you asked that an excellent question. have you gone to and entertainment commission hearing? i have. i facilitated a retreat for the commission. i as a professional traine

by comparison, the arrangement that iran has -- mraimarini has has with shell, it is not all these terms are in flux, nothing is totally hammered out. that is the general [inaudible] of it. there is megawatt hours which do not change very much depending on how many customers you have. the more you have, the lure that becomes. -- lower that becomes. >> commissioner moran: how would they be selected? >> we were thinking that would be a geographic areas. 7% of the overall residential accounts. that would be across san francisco. the actual identification of which census tract or block or however we cut of the geographic areas, we have not finalized on that. the first crack out of the box, we do not want them to opt out. but what customers that want to stick with the program. -- we want customers that want to stick with the program. it might be more receptive. >> commissioner moran: in a market survey we went over, some parts of town for more inclined to stay in. are you -- is it to equalize? >> my goal would be those who have the most chance. >> the issue i am concerned about here is as we

has not been there. this is not like he has been doing bad things. i would not say that at all. most of what he has done has been good. but, there has not been a sharp focus on job creations. tavis: your colleague at princeton paul krugman has been much tougher, has he not? >> he has. i am much more favorably inclined than my colleague. tavis: you have raised the stimulus three or four times in this conversation as the best thing the administration has done. paul krugman and others have suggested that it was never big enough from the start. the white house cut a deal and they thought they could get through even when they controlled both houses of congress. >> right. a couple of things. let's remember that it barely got through. there was not a lot of margin. that is related to the second point. i am sympathetic as a peer of economists to the notion that it should have been there. -- i am sympathetic as a pure and economist. it did not look obvious that say a trillion dollar stimulus could have gotten through the congress even though both congress is had democratic majority. -- both houses had a dem

i call it the, "ha ha ha ha, tase her." [ laughter ] here's another expression from a couple months agobama met the queen of england. this is the "i loved you in 'titanic.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: [ as an old lady ] "and then my jewel fell off the boat. [ laughter ] and i saved a naked picture of myself." >> jimmy: "here's a naked picture of myself when i was --" >> steve: [ as bill paxton ] "oh, lady, i don't want to see that." that was bill paxton. >> jimmy: that's a pretty good bill paxton. "oh lady, get those away from me. i don't want to see that." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here's another lesser-known facial expression. [ laughter ] this is called the "oh my god, please don't eat my face. [ laughter ] please! ah!" here's another lesser-known expression. take a look at this one. this is the "what are you smiling at, dip [ bleep ]?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here's one from a joint news conference with canadian prime minister steven harper. this is the "pretending to pay attention while actually thinking about the 1990's tgif sitcom, 'family matters.'" [ laughter and ap

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what needs to be splash in the world of heights a business climate churns in france science into ha ha ha products don't understand . he's he's got he followed russian invaders to each of bidders and brought it in their big breakthrough back. sunlight on stone on technology update here on. we've got the future covered. welcome back to kaiser report time now to go to new mexico and talk with guy macpherson professor emerita of natural resources and ecology and evolutionary biology his blog is nature bats last welcome to the show guy macpherson thanks max it's great to be on with you ok now i guy in two thousand and eleven it's looking to be the worst ever for climate disasters certainly worth of two thousand and ten now the us has seen the worst droughts in recorded history the worst floods in u.s. recorded history the most tornadoes in history the biggest fire in arizona state history is this all just a freaky coincidence or is there something else at work here strongly suspect or something else at work here climate is under way. ratcheting up i don't see any evidence that this is not dri

you don't know because he has to answer to that crazy party. >> has there ever been a president in your life-time who haseen properly principled in your eyes? >> jimmy carter was an amazingly principled president. did what he said. didn't fire a shot. did not fire a bullet, a missile while he was president. he said, as the world's superpower, we have an an obligation not to attack other countries unless we are attacked. history has not been kind to jimmy carter an that is the fault of history. >> is that part of the problem of being the guy at the white house, there is a -- i was reading george bush's book. >> it attracts criticism? >> not that. there's a kind of expectation from this mass populus you have to do certain things. i read about the aftermath to 9/11, for example, when i actually read george bush's account, i was more understanding, not accepting because i kind of share your view of what went on afterwards but more understanding of why he is a guy from texas felt compelled to do what he did. he felt he had to do something for his american people. >> yeah, he did have to do something. he didn'

it has a remote control that allows you to be able to control the spray features. it has a rear-cleaning, cleaning, stopped cleaning. it has a heated sea. it has a blow dryer. it has a deodorizer. and you can't flush the toilet with a push of the remote. >> ice cube maker, everything. look at that thing. and this is a little more conventional. >> these are the more conventional u.s. type of toilets where you can actually see the trap passageway on the side. >> tell us what goes in where and how does it come out. >> the bull has the water right here, and when it flushes, it fills up around this curve here, and it basically creates a siphon. >> so here we have passage through to the bottom. i do not know if people have ever seen the bottom of one of these. there is. we have a couple of holes here that are for mounting. usually, there is a flange on the floor. we do not have that here. then, we use a wax seal, something like this. >> is has a little cover on the wax, but it has a throat that sits down in the pipe, and this wax seals it's down there to make the seal on the floor. >> right. you do not want to take this off and

has made it clear that time is of the essence. >> at the u.s. hit its debt limit in may and since may, the treasury secretary, using the authority that he has, has exercised all of the wiggle room available to him and that runs out on august 2nd. >> the manchin national monetary fund has time been -- the international monetary fund has chimed in. >> there must be sufficient plans or to address the issue of sovereign debt. frankly, to have a defaults or to have a significant downgrading of the u.s. signature would be a very very serious event. >> pressure is building on the markets. betting the wrong way on the impasse could cost investors dearly. >> and the largest electronics chain in europe is planning to cut 3000 jobs this year. the company blamed the layoffs on growing competition from internet retailers. they employ are around 68,000 people worldwide. the job cuts are part of a strategy to reduce overall st the la quaer incre but neurogay la 2ou e hesa t he sdthaltinianwodrulem ssha cod shld sto ed s tiseorndisel ci nit atnd t pfosrl coagen diged us be hd l eonn >> there was tears at the u.n. tuesday middle east but it turned into a dratic