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ha ha! >> ha ha. there's still a very vibrant--plural--newspaper culture. >> a totally different culture. but it's a different public culture, too. >> it is, but, you know, the fact is that the internet is also thriving in the uk. so i'm not sure that it's only about the internet. i think a lot of it's been, frankly, much more about corporate greed, hollowing out these newspapers, cutting and cutting and cutting the editorial content of it in order to make bigger and bigger profit margins. and in the end, of course, what happens is when you hollow out content is that people stop being interested in buying it. and it's a terrible syndrome that we've seen in the big newspapers in america. >> it's not just holding a newspaper in your hands. it's what goes into the newspaper that you hold in your hands. so what happens when print editorial judgment meets web technology? sonya gavankar has a few sites she'd like to show us now. sonya? >> frank, the daily beast is a curated site that reflects what tina and h

ha ha ha! >> but is jay right that all it is is a citizen with the means of production and that's the revolution, as you've written, and that makes them a citizen journalist? >> well, basically, yeah, and i've been in seminar after seminar on what is a journalist? so let's not get into that on this, or we'll be here for a week. but if you want to just talk about--just look at the examples recently. the kid who shot the kid being beat to death in chicago on the street--that generated a national debate, moved the white house and all. that in its own way was journalism, just putting that raw footage out on the web. the kids who disguised themselves as a pimp and a prostitute and generated the whole--did what congressional committees couldn't do, for better or worse, which was get funding to acorn cut off--that's journalism, or it's at least acting on journalism. it's making us in the old-school media move whether we want to or not. so... >> jay, let me push back on this because plenty do. is it mer

you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: aw. >> ah-ha-ha-ha-hat. ah-ha-ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. denim shirt. okay. [ laughter ] "denim shirt," he's saying. we have a fantastic show tonight. she's a great actress. oh, we love her. she kills it as marilyn monroe in her new movie "my week with marilyn." there's a lot of oscar talk. michelle williams is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, she's a good actress. [ applause ] you know him from shows like "iron chef america" and also from his bestselling cookbooks, chef alton brown is back on "late night." [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. he's great, man. and we have stand-up from one of my favorites. a very funny lady, iliza shlesinger is going to be on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, she's good. [ applause ] hey, guys, today is friday. and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox and return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank-you notes. so i was running -- [ cheers ] -- a bit behind. so i thought, if yo

ha! >> ha! very pointed stick. ha! ha ha! ou, there was somebody you didn't want to do, because you come from a military family and had a tough upbringing, but your dad was military, and you didn't want to do john mccain. why not? >> i just felt i had been through this thing, this military funeral, my father on his deathbed had his war medals on his chest to explain what his life had been about, and that he was maybe not as good a dad as he wanted to be. it was like i had a dad for the first time, i was very moved by it, and i felt that senator mccain was a great man, and he was injured serving his country, and i think when people are injured that it affects the way they move and talk, and i didn't want to let loren michaels down, but at the same time i didn't want to be a part of that. >> you wrote in your book how you were injured as a kid, maltreated by your parents, your mother especially. >> my mother -- not my dad, but my mom. my father had rages, would hit doors, kick things and say hostile stuff, but he never actually

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >>a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> i

ha-ha! >> ha-ha. >> i just love it. go ahead. >> should we do this one? >> no, bacon some more. f bacon. >> apple smoked thick bacon. >> thick, all right. >> bacon polka? >> here's the polka. ♪ here's my visualically shea like the pilgrims used to say it's the turkey polka smell that gravy in the pan overdose on tryptophan turkeys are such stupid bird they're proving so today if these are free range turk years why don't they run turkeys why don't they all run away here in calvertson new york the turkeys yell eat more pork that's the turkey polka any requests? ♪ ♪ you stuff your face with sweet potato pie and never stop when black friday comes we'll work the pounds off when we shop spend all your hard-earned pay on junk from china usa! that's the turkey polka i could go on singing a group complained my voice is not just cruel it's inhumane sorry, guys i have to scram homemade buns and traffic jams that's the turkey pokey ♪ it smells in here! polka ♪ it smells in here! údúdúdúdúdúdúx >>> this morning on "world news now" -- disruptive demonstrations from new york to l.a. the occupy

cynthia it seems you can't go ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, common tators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't have any rivals who were anywhere near his level. once you have somebody lobbing tough questions at mitt romney, he begins to sweat. he gets snarky. he doesn't have any good answers, so i'm not sure he was quite the polished debater so many people said. he just didn't have anybody who was prepared to throw real questions at him. >> so he lobs, but he doesn't lobby, just to be clear on that? okay. let's go to the guy who just accused of being a lobber, not a lobbyist, newt gingrich. yesterday he denied being a lobbyist inside saying he was a celebrity. this guy's

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-ha-ha-ha! d to be here. jimmy, i have to say something. you have something on your nose. you got something. >> oh, really let me see. wait, almost got it. >> almost. almost [ maniacal laughter ] >> jimmy: now, let me ask you this. >> ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: wait a second. i think i've got a hair in my throat. hold on. let me get it. >> cough it up. >> jimmy: it's in my mouth. it's in my mouth. [ laughter ] i didn't get it yet. i didn't get it yet. let me get it. >> i think i've got something in my throat. i think i've got something in my throat. >> jimmy: let me ask you this. do you love working with adam corolla on that show where you did the radio doctoring thing? >> wrong drew. that's dr. drew. different drew. >> jimmy: my bad. anyway, let me ask you about this. would you care for a jelly bean? >> i would love one. i would love it. you know what, i don't want to eat it now. could you -- [ laughter ] i guess i do. i guess i do. >> jimmy: all right. all right. >> i'd like to you put it in my pocket

ha-ha-ha. booted from "dancing with the stars" eva longoria, maybe dating lakers stars, matt barns. twilight movie coming out. we know you are a twilight fan. and turkey. thanksgiving, turkey tips. >> oh, you see. come on. my turkey is going to look so much better. >> that poor bird died to end up look that. >> think i am frying mine. >> fried turkey the way to go. telling you! >> yes. >> coming up next, fond memories of regis philbin, what put ryan gosling in an ugly mood. next in "the skinny." for cleaner air and your right to breae it. for those who want to quit smoking and for those who need them to. we're fighting for clear skies over every city and healthy lungs throughout the country. the american lung association isn't just fighting for air. wee fighting for all the things that make it worth breathing. join us in the fight at fightingforair.org. ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny elcome ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >> welcome back, everybody. time for "the skinny." and of course the big talk today is going t

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ha-ha-ha. >> morning, mrs. hostin. >> that's right. that's right. >> my mother is a teacher. chool. actually believe it or not. i was professor of evidence. >> okay, professor. >> that's what you should call me. >> professor, all right. >> i like that. yes. >> coming up, the scandalous comment that forced the oscars' producer to resign. >> what nancy grace had to say after getting the big boot out of "dancing with the stars" last night. the skinny is next. ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> we have a jam-packed "the skinny" for you this morning. let's hop right to it. >> well nancy grace and tristan mcmannis are going home. "dancing with the stars." she did pretty well, considering. i don't think she was the best dancer in the word. she had staying power. she had some fans. it take is a lot to go out there, right, do something like that. she lost weight. i mean, you know, i am a former prosecutor also. you know, we lawyers are a little buttoned up. that takes real guts to do. >> she had pizzazz. good for her. time to go home, pack your stuff. nancy, thank you for coming out. big oscar n

ha-ha. >> the home shot. yeah. really? i see we have got proof right there. left that one in a little too long. what was that five hours for every five pounds. >> ha-ha. ee. i'm going to bring some in. >> yeah, hold you to it. you keep the charred stuff. when we return, recognition that brought oprah winfrey to tears. >> how kim kardashian has gone on the defensive. the full scoop next in "the skinny." >> i love that song. can't get enough of it. >> put it on repeat. >> well now time for "the skinny." get this, oprah has an honorary oscar. we both love oprah. i love oprah. the oracle for me. i love her. now she has, one of her new favorite things. she has this oscar. received it for philanthropic efforts. gene herschle award. she gave a heartfelt speech. look at her reaction. we have a little bit of sound from oprah, the oracle. >> what this really means is that you all understand that what i have been trying to do and what i have tried to say all these years is that all of us can make a difference through the life that we live. >> still making a difference. i got to tell you. i don't think she should have canned the show. >> you are probably with a lo

ha-ha. there. >> i like the way you do it. >> there we go. >>> while some of us were watching the parades getting the turkey ready some in dallas were lacing up their sneakers for a run. >> not a race, more of a trot, let's say. a record was set before it even began. wfaa hase story. [ horn [ >> reporter: 38,000 runners took to the streets of downtown dallas for the 44th annual turkey trot. a record number dressed as turkeys and feeling a little cooped up before the race even began. >> packed, can't move. >> reporter: lindsay hover one of the littlest turkeys trying to set a first ever guinness world record, the largest number of people dressed as turkeys in one place for ten minutes. no fewer than 500 will do. >> to qualify they had to have a turkey headpiece including a beak and plumes. as well as a turkey body suit and webbed feet. >> reporter: morgan wilbur with world record counts, 661 turkeys all fenced in for exactly ten minutes. it is a new world record. as for actually running the race. >> not sure how long the feet will last. she lost her feet. but we'll see how it goes. >> i'm glad to be silly put on a turkey costume and run for a good cause. >> ha-ha. >> further proof there is a record for everything. i like the holiday spirit. >> i kind of lik

has expanded, and it's now in oakdale. and it has a mobile spa, too, for horses. don't u wish they had that for us? that'd be nice, huh? ha coming up next, are you >> welcome back to "california country." >> at the kitchen in sacramento, chefs are busy preparing tasty dishes using a vegetable that's increasing in popularity. california endives are showing up on more and more dinner plates. >> i mean, you see a lot of people use, uh, the endive as vessels. so they'll take just the leaf off and put things in it and serve it that way. uh, think it has a lot of different uses. >> the chances are if this vegetable's on your plate, it's probably grown by california vegetable specialties, a company headquartered in the tiny hamlet of rio vista, between san francisco ansacramento. the first thing the owner did was give us a lesson in pronunciation. >> so what we grow here at cvs is spelled e-n-d-i-v-e. however, it's pronounced quite differently, and the correct pronunciation is dhis--on-deev. >> obviously, uh, rio vista, where rich works, is about as far away from france as you can get, so we tend to call it en-dive. now, i know

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has to have a game while she's in jail, right? >> carrie kimbrough may be willing to cause pain to get what she wants, but 68-year-old patrick stanwick hasway that hurting someone can come back to haunt you. his wife just sent him separation papers. they arrived on their wedding anniversary. >> she said it was just a coincidence, but it's a hell of a coincidence. >> what would you say to her? it would be what i have said to her in my letters. i'm very sorry. we've always had a communication problem and you remember probably better off not to have met me and i can't say the same thing about her because i enjoy and love her. but she'll have wounds. she's already got wounds and -- from this. she's afraid of me and with the right -- with real reasons and i hope that life goes on. good for her. she's a good person. i haven't been a good grandpa or a good father. but i'm an alcoholic and i did the best i could. so hopefully i'll get through this and still have a few years left to spend with my family. if my wife wants to come, if she's still my wife, then she's welcome to. but they have to be my priority now because my time is running out. >>

ha-ha. there. >> i like the way you do it. >> there we go. while some of us were watching the parades getting the turkey ready some in dallas were lacing up their sneakers for a run. >> not a race, more of a trot, let's say. a record was setpc< before it e beef gai began. >> reporter: 38,000 runners took to the streets of downtown dallas for the 44th annual turkey trot. a record number dressed as turkeys and feeling a little couped up before the race even began. lindsay hover one of the litt littlest turkeys trying to set a first ever guinness world record, the largest number of people dressed as turkeys in one place for ten minutes. no fewer than 500 will do. >> to qualify they had to have a turkey headpiece including a beak and plumes. as well as a turkey body suit and webbed feet. >> reporter: morgan with gins world record counts, 661 turkeys all fenced in for exactly ten minutes. it is a new world record. as for actually running the race. >> not sure how long the feet will last. she lost her feet. but we'll see how it goes. >> i'm glad to be silly put on a turkey costume and run for a good cause. >> ha-ha. >> further proof there is a record for everything. i like the holiday spirit. >> i kind of like it. i like the get up. >> you would do it? >> possibly. i used to run. i don't run well anymore. i have a knee issue. >> you would be out there with the turkeys. >> yeah. >> okay, sunny. >> here is a look at black friday weather. half foot of mountain snow blankets the northern rockies. showers in texas, kansas. spreading to the midwest. a foggy morning, memphis into kentucky. sun showers in florida. >> 58, boston. much warmer than usual in the middle of the country. 63, kansas city. 58, omaha. 40s seattle to fargo. 71 in phoenix. >>> this is interesting to me. you know you lose your dog. most of us would post fliers around the neighborhood. but a san diego woman has found a more eye-catching way to search for her lost dog. >> uh-huh. arlene corona, taken to the streets with a bikini and sign. and plans to do it every day until her chihuahua, chippy is found. i've don't know why chippy

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your bank has has raised its deposit rates isn't it a sign of the problem is a however the credit squeeze and meaning. not necessarily. the. joinder stanley sugar actually one has to remember that in the overall context russia and russia and savers have been living in an environment of negative real savings rate and the just means that we do now our bureau lee to. keep keep the rates in line with what's going in the overall interest rate environment in the country yes the rates have gone up somewhat but i don't think the changes that we're doing at that dramatic on the backdrop of the cuts in the rates that the banking sector have done in the preceding two years we read in the press that the central bank has boosted measures to counter the funding squeeze providing three knowing seven billion rubles which is thirteen billion us two lenders in overweight reproach chase options i looked over twenty but i don't really know what that means. but. this means support to the backs so do you think they have the support who continue. well this means us being an active market maker in a reborn market which is from the standpoint of our risk capital it fits into perception

and when there is chaos in the street politics are it doesn't work it means that the government has has a has not could not to rule the political reins and this is absolutely disastrous ok many if i go back to you in cairo it seems to me that you know people are using the the muslim brotherhood one way or another saying oh well we should have the elections because we really don't want them to have so many seats in and they're in parliament and at the same time saying that you know the country isn't ready for democracy that we have to postpone their so you know again it's kind of lecturing the people because the people are going to throw a vote in a certain way and there are certain powers that be within egypt and abroad saying that would be the wrong vote the wrong decision. brooke i think we need to go back to why this crisis has emerged i don't think it had anything to do with elections this is i think people are i think in general we're looking at there at the wrong picture where we're tying it to the elections because the elections are so i mean they're going to happen and a couple of day

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has been great. . dpw has been great. city hall has been great. we started with 15 farmers. it has grown into this beautiful oasis in the desert. i do not know how many of you knew one of our farmers who sold right here next to the honey. she passed away about a year ago. i wanted to remember her for those who remember her also. i want to thank the new manager, john. he has just been named co- manager of the market. he has been here since he was 13. he has worked his way up from being garbageman, seller, and now being manager. i want to thank you for what is going on here. he makes the market work. another new person is kate crepps. kate put on his party. she deserves a hand. she is a wonderful person. she loves what she is doing. and she loves this market. that is what makes it so great. i would also like to talk about a gentleman who has been working here for a little over 10 years. his name is michael cartwright. i hope that he is close by. this gentleman was found on the bricks somewhere. he needed a hand. the city did that for him. i want to introduce you to him now. >>