ha ha ha hah! >> no, i didn't. aunt irene. it's me--sid. >> oh, hey there, sid. >> hi. what's the temperature in minnesota right now? is it cold? >> oh, yeah. it's very cold. it's 29 degrees. >> wow. >> oh, you know what? i have an idea. i'll look out my window and tell you what's going on outside right now. >> ok. >> oh, well, i see a family ice skating on a frozen pond right near my house. ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little zekie, and, of course... >> me--sid! ha ha. >> ha ha ha hah. >> we'll be there soon. i love you, aunt irene. >> oh, i love you, too. bye-bye. >> bye. >> bye-bye. >> today was great. we learned all about different temperatures and how to read a th

mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha. - no, no, no. like this. mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha! i don't think he would work this hard if he didn't care about the competition. - ok, he's surprisingly good at sewing, but manny would do anything to pull a prank. i'm not gonna start trusting him just because he created a few good costumes. - i think you're wrong about manny. he's not pulling a prank on jessica. - not pulling a prank on jessica? then what's that gadget right there? - uh... - hold on, manny. i'll take that. - hector, what are you doing? you're ruining my big scene. - oh, your big scene? more like your prank. you're not gonna mess with my little sister and zap her with your crazy... flashlight? - that is my mighty bright night light. - how else is mighty bright knight supposed to turn on the light? - hector, have you been spying on me? - no. i mean yes. ok, it wasn't spying exactly? - then what do you call it? - i had to follow you to watch out for you. - you didn't have to follow me. you made the decision to follow me. but you should have made the decision to trust me

ha ha ha! ighting fixture that just fell on him? narrator: do i even have to say it? coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! here, check this out! aah! [rewinding] aah! [rewinding] aah! ahem! ahem! [laughter continues] uh-oh. well, that got your attention. both: dr. two brains! what are you doing here? what am i doing here? you, girly, are ruining my reputation! you're all, "oooooh, dr. two brains "is so easy to defeat! "every skirmish ends in victory for me, word girl! isn't it fun to reminisce about all the times i've defeated him?" ha ha ha. it's embarrassing! everybody who's watching is laughing at me! i already got a call from chuck the sandwich guy-- uh, excuse me, dr. two brains, but we were actually in the middle of a television show here--oh! news flash, kid: you're being replaced. ha ha ha! tie him up, boys! so, word girl, you ready for a real grilling? maybe a cheese grilling? ha ha ha! this is going to be fun. [canned applause] good evening, world, and welcome to word gir

i'm your friend. - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! - no, really. t's not being a friend. a friend is someone who is loyal, someone like hector. we are friends, right, hector? - yeah, danny. come on, man. i'm gonna go do some work for school, but i'll catch you later, champion. - ok. i'll call you later, partner. - all right. ha! - ha ha ha! bye, francine. - ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa" ♪ whoa, the sound from my throat ♪ ♪ made my mind want to float ♪ like the bad, little groan from the mouth of a goat or ♪ ♪ grab your cup, make a toast, take a bite of roast ♪ ♪ down low, the "oa" sound and make the most of your goals ♪ ♪ 'cause it goes ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ wow, it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ uh-huh, it goes, "oa" - [whoosh whoosh] whoo. ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. whoo. poom. [cheering] [whoosh] [tick tock tick] [chomp] [siren] [beeping] - ready, set, go. - oat? - yes. oat. - what are you talking about, bob? i don't see oats. - yes, but do you see goats? - no, bob. there aren't any goats. what do i do? - let's float. - h

ha ha! yeah! uh! uh! ha ha ha! i'm a dancing machine! to "sid chat," with me and my friends. today we're talking about something we all really like. >> bouncy balls. >> now, gerald, you like little, bouncy balls, right? >> yes, i do, sid. see, i have a whole collection of little, bouncy balls, and they're about this big. >> interesting. >> oh, sid, sid, i have more than 20. >> ooh, that's a lot. >> no, no. wait. sid, sid, i actually have more than 30. >> wow, even more. >> sid, i have 38 little, bouncy balls. >> wow. >> wow is right. ok. may, how about you? what kind of bouncy balls do you like? >> well, at home, i have a really, really big bouncy ball with a handle that you can sit on, and then you can bounce all over the place. >> wow, that sounds like the biggest bouncy ball in the whole world. >> yeah. it's pretty big. >> neat. ok, gabriela. your turn. tell us about your favorite bouncy ball. >> actually, it's over there on the playground. >> really? >> cool. let's go see it. >> ok. let's see it. >> cool. >> hmm, so, gabriela, tell us

[siren] ha ha ha! [siren in distance] ha ha ha ha ha. whoo hoo hoo hoo! 0 feet, and i feel fine! you've always got to push things to the limit, don't you? well, that's what i do best, frank. hawk: get off me! come on, you guys! break it up! come on! stop! [sighs] [clears throat] is that smoke i smell? looks like a fire out by ridgecrest. we crashed the x-2. my $4 million x-2? is that the x-2 that you're referring to? we, uh-- we did break both speed and altitude records, sir. and beat the free-fall mark by 30,000 feet. 3 planes in 10 months. that's bound to be a record, too, hawkins. the engine failed. the aircraft went into a flat spin. we couldn't recover. but you made it. that's the important thing. and you made it... [sighs] just in time, frank. good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. i am major bob gerson of the united states air force, and i hold in my hand... [jet flying] [clears throat] a directive from the office of the president of the united states of america. it reads... "effective immediately, "the air force's formal involvement "in

ha ha ha! let's see here. what kind of metal is used to make a nickel? wood? what? ha ha! no. ickel. no bologna. hey, bob. do you recognize that man? [screeches i know that i know him, but i don't know from where. and did you know that the word "dime" comes from the latin word "decima," which means "tenth part"? oh, yeah. that's, uh, interesting, yeah. i know! oh, uh, pardon me, sir, but your fake mustache appears to be slipping. oh! uh, heh heh! thanks for that. uh-- excuse me, sir. you seem to be really fidgety. is something wrong? well, if i knew what "fidgety" meant, then maybe i could answer your question. to fidget means to make small movements with your hands or feet when you're feeling nervous. you know, to be kind of wiggly. ok. i was fidgeting because i'm in a hurry and i don't like waiting in a long line! oh! [gasps] i do know you! you're the butcher! ok, there's my deposit. thank you very much, and here's your word girl coin purse/key chain. oh, yes! my very own word girl coin purse/key-- hey, buddy! you're lucky i don't know karate. pardon my impoliteness, kind sir

ha ha! that's the soundproof booth. - yeah, well, this is bob bobson's microphone. - aah! ha ha ha! ] - huh? - hey, bob, isn't there supposed to be a studio audience? - you are incorrect. - oh. - watch this. little--little game show secret for you. - [recorded applause and cheers] - there's your audience. howie runs this thing. where's howie? howie! howie! howie! - howie, you are getting very sleepy, and you will listen to my voice. when i snap my fingers, you will stand in the corner and sleep for the entire show. understand? - totally. [snap] [snoring] - all right. francine. - let's do this. [ding] [ding] [ding] - you ready, howie? - [hoarse voice] yeah. [clears throat] [normal voice] ready, bob. - yeah. all right, let's make a game show. [microphone feedback] - it's time for one of america's game shows-- "friends or aunts." and here's your host-- bob bobson. - [laughs] - whoo-hoo-hoo! - oh, thank you. hello, hello. and welcome to the only game show that tests your knowledge of your friend or your aunt. [recorded applause] let's meet today's contestants. - is it on? - it just start

ha ha! >> ha ha ha! wow! d it definitely blew my pile of leaves all over the yard. >> wow, you learned a lot today. >> yep. >> so, do you think there are any dragons out there sneezing in the leaves? >> ha ha! no way, dad. >> well, i'm not so sure. >> what? >> close your eyes. >> oh, ok. they're closed >> ok. now, no peeking. >> what--did you find a dragon out here? >> oh, you'll see. >> ha ha! cool. >> and...all right, right there. >> all right. >> now just put your hand out... >> ok. >> and open your eyes. ♪ ta-da >> wow! a dragon kite, and it's floating around in the wind. ah, thanks, dad. >> eh, you're welcome, buddy. >> this is cool. >> hey, dragon, let me hear you roar. >> raar! ah, the wind is moving me around the sky. raar! >> hey, dragon, don't you sneeze on sid's leaves. >> raar! i won't. oh, oh... ah-ch--i was just kidding. >> ha ha ha! >> ahh, so today i learned that wind can do lots of amazing things. it can make waves or move big things, and it can even help make electricity with a windmill. so,

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! good one, gang. . joke's over, tj, but nice try. and his name isn't chuck the awesome sandwich making king. everybody knows it's chuck the evil sandwich making guy. right, mom and dad? um... um... what's wrong with you, becky? wait. this really isn't a joke? you know this is chuck-topia, the land of many sandwiches. and chuck is king. come on, bob. we've got to figure out what's going on! [squeak] i got to run. i forgot about my-- sandwich making class? what? um, sure, sandwich making class. later! this is really strange, bob. when i made my wish to not be word girl anymore, i didn't think other things would change, too. that enchanted cake has some strange, magical powers. hey! that's where the jewelry store should be! and those statues of chuck aren't normally there. that's very unusual! [squeaks] oh, you don't know what "unusual" means? well, when something is different than it normally is, we say it's unusual. like that store over there. every time we've looked at it before, it's been a jewelry st

ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha! to read the tape. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? you're checked out for the weekend. tweets, texts and emails are next and "morning joe" live this morning from washington, mark halpern giving it to us, just moments away. 2 o0 hey guys, what can i get for you? i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [ female announcer ] swap one thing a day for a yoplait light at around 100 calories. it will add up to amazing. it's me? alright emma, i know it's not your favorite but it's time for your medicine, okay? you ready? one, two, three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ em-ma very good sweety, how do you feel? good. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you, from johnson & johnson. congratulations. congratulations. today, the city of charlotte can use verizon technology to inspire businesses to conserve energy and moni

>> ha ha ha! >> wait, wait, wait. k, first we're gonna have lots of snow. >> bla bla bla bla bla. i'm a snowstorm. brrr. put on your sweaters and coats. >> then we're gonna have a crazy windstorm. >> whoosh! i am the windstorm. look out! >> then finally, don't make any special plans for a play date in the tree house because here comes a huge, rainy thunderstorm. >> thunder! thunder! thunder! rain, rain, rain, rain. thunder! thunder! >> well, that's today's weather, folks--rain. >> oh, that's ok, mr. weatherman, because after the rain comes the sun. ♪ ta da i am the sun. i'm shining my sunny rays on you. shine, shine, >> shine, shine... >> thanks. i feel much better. well, this is sid with the best weather report ever. >> shine, shine, shine. >> shine, shine, shine, shine. >> it's time for... >> good laughternoon! ha ha ha! >> hey, gerald. >> yes, gabriela? >> what does the wind do on its birthday? >> i don't know. what? >> it blows out the candles. >> ha ha ha! >> hey, gabriela. >> yes? >> how do you make sure your hat

mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, welcome, word girl. control. wow! the enchanted city! amaaazing. ok, just a few questions. is sparkletopia really just a place in your imaginations, or was that just another one of count cloudy's tricks? what? also if the pretty flower mobile runs on sunshine, how did the wondertown elves ever get out of darkness mountain? i mean, come on. what? [normal voice] i--listen. just... [soothing voice] save your questions for later. [normal voice] word girl thinks she's in a tv show. how ridiculous! i totally duped her! mu ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, this really isn't as fun by yourself. leslie, get in here! you interrupted, sir? yes. initiate phase two of my plan. the button right next to your hand, sir? that's the one! word girl will think she's doing good things for that princess when really she'll be doing bad things for this princess! i mean prince. of course you do, sir. i'll just press this button and get back to my show-- i mean, lunch. i need your--i-- [soothing voice] i need your help, word girl. i need yo

ha ha ha! >> and that's good. >> yeah, you do. >> wow! when you leave it to the swiss to come up with the perfect device to melt cheese. >> of course. >> of course. >> ha ha ha! >> ok, so we've got the potatoes. >> you then add the traditional accompaniments. >> yes? >> pepper, cornichon, and onions. >> pepper, cornichon, and onions. of course, i've had it several times, all the shows and the times we've come to switzerland, and it's always a treat. here, you're going to help me out here. >> all right. i'll give it a go. but you have to remember, i'm working with it 7 days a week. >> you can never get too much cheese in switzerland. i'm sorry. that's not a good answer. >> ha ha! >> while raclette is a special treat, the undisputed queen of all swiss cheese dishes is fondue, a magical marriage of flour, white wine, and at least two cheeses, including gruyere. it's a communal meal, where, along with the fondue, you're sharing the christmas market spirit. out of the kitchen, onto the table. carlos,

ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha!hris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia. martin: so, what do you think this cute creature eats? crayfish. chris: platypus search among the rocky bottom looking for crayfish to eat, then they gobble them down with their bill-like mouths. race you, chris. first one to catch a crayfish, platypus, wins.

ha ha hah. >> ha ha ha hah. >> oh, and there's piles of snow on the ground. and the snow looks perfect for making snowmen. ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little

ha ha ha ha! lutes all the parents who know staying active with their kids is fun and healthy for them. >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird. >> pbs kids, where a kid can be a kid. it's word girl ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ ♪ flying at the speed of sound, vocabulary that astounds ♪ ♪ from the planet lexicon, watch out, villains, here she comes! ♪ ♪ faced with a catastrophe, we need the living dictionary ♪ ♪ her superior intellect keeps the crime world in check ♪ go, girl! ♪ huggy face is by her side ♪ ♪ vocabulary a mile wide ♪ she'll make sure that crime won't pay ♪ ♪ and throw some mighty words your way ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ word up! ♪ from the planet lexicon ♪ watch out, villains ♪ here she comes! ♪ word girl narrator: listen for the words "precipitation" and "meteorologist." it's been raining in the city all week, and tomorrow is the annual "end of the picnic season" picnic. oh, i hope they don't cancel it. [thunder] t.j.: now take another step apart. good, bob. be the egg. bob and i are getting rea

ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cried tell and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. it won't be until christmas 2012 that the theater gets a permanent home. they will be laid off for aer. > >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: they will have to dry their tears fast this weekend. >> so everybody scrambles f

ha ha ha. [cuckoo] you hit me with a shovel! uh! uh! adios, fatty! no, frost! no! oh, no. 0,000 units or 200,000. uh, they won't ship tomorrow because it's christmas, but they will ship thursday, which means... excuse me. you said they're not gonna ship tomorrow 'cause it's christmas? yes, sir. this is christmas eve? yes, sir. what are you doing here? why are we working? we always work christmas eve. we do? of course. well, that-- that's ridiculous. christmas eve is when you spend time with your family. wh-where's my family tonight? i really don't know, mr. calvin. what do you mean? well, you rarely see them, and you... don't mention them. where are my car keys? [doorbell rings] hey. what are you doing here? um, well, i just came over to see, um... see what? why on earth would you drag yourself all the way over here? huh? is that derek? no. and you're not going out tonight. yeah, ok. what is he doing here? came over to see you. why? 'cause we don't see each other enough. [horn honks] what? boy: come on, charlie! i'm out of here. oh, come on, charlie. it's christmas eve. lik

ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha!hris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia.

what thelack in size, they more than make up with in personality, thanks to the man in charge. >> ha ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinke

ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! ris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia. martin: so, what do you think this cute creature eats? crayfish. chris: platypus search among the rocky bottom looking for crayfish to eat, then they gobble them down with their bill-like mouths. race you, chris. first one to catch a crayfish, platypus, wins. hey, no head starts! (muffled dialogue) it's so dark and murky down there. i can't see a thing. i know! but a platypus can see things in even the darkest, murkiest water. (spitting) ha-ha! boots? oh, man. a racket? how does a platypus do it? it's amazing, but they can. somehow, the platypus can sense food underwater without seeing it. imagine if we had the mysterious sensory powers of the platypus. both: what if? ♪ on adventure with the coolest creatures ♪ ♪ from the oceans to the trees ♪ the brothers kratt are going places you never get to see ♪ ♪ hanging with their creature friends ♪ ♪ get ready, it

ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history call for free and fair elections and remained peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers at almost fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long maybe not doing everything they could protest organized by vast groups of opposition members are set to continue in two thousand and twelve next year russia along with the u.s. and france holds presidential elections which makes it a safe bet people will be out on the streets in twenty twelve in europe america and around the world and he's now a party moscow. and in greece protests and strikes have become as common as tax hikes and job cuts and much of the public feel that the only way they can vent their anger at government imposed austerity measures is to go

it's so embarrassing, but it's darling, too. >> ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha.top 40 music and gold tube tops, oh, no, a typical day at chez courtney, it can get crazy. >> a typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you. i get up out of bed and the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. my hair is done, my makeup's done. >> hair done. makeup done. we love you courtney stodden. >> my hair is done. my makeup's done. i get up at around 12, 12:00 p.m. and i make my mocha. i don't care about anything else. doug is wonderful. picks up my coffee beans that i spill on the floor. he picks up my foundation. he picks up my feathers from my big robe that i wear. my high heels are all over. i have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. a typical day for me is like a princess. >> somebody call mother goose, the best fairy tale ever. picking up her coffee beans and foundation and feathers. i do have one concern, now that princess courtney is married, will she have enough time to focus on her career. remember courtney's career from back in her single days -- queue the boat and the pin

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ha, ha, ha. (laughter) >> jon: how does that affect romney's rank on the yarmulkometer. oh, he is down to about-- oh, i have no candidate. i have no candidate! interestingly, the one candidate absent from the debate was ron paul. he is doing very well in the polls but according to rjc executive director matt brooks he was left out because the republican jewish council rejects his misguided and extreme views on israel. wow, misguided and extreme, oh my god, has he suggested israel has no right to exist or that it is to be exchanged for rhode island. >> would you cut aid to israel. >> i would cut all foreign aid. i would treat everybody equally and fairly. >> jon: good call, not inviting any presidential candidates to your forum who might disagree with you. wouldn't want to turn it into a debate. you know f there is one thing jews can't stand-- arguing. (laughter) >> jon: we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back. the iphone, the ipad, they seem like the perfect baby-sitters. economical, always available and you can't have an affair with them. (laughter) but did you know th

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >>

cynthia it seems you can't go ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, commentators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't have any rivals who were anywhere near his level. once you have somebody lobbing tough questions at mitt romney, he begins to sweat. he gets snarky. he doesn't have any good answers, so i'm not sure he was quite the polished debater so many people said. he just didn't have anybody who was prepared to throw real questions at him. >> so he lobs, but he doesn't lobby, just to be clear on that? okay. let's go to the guy who just accused of being a lobber, not a lobbyist, newt gingrich. yesterday he denied being a lobbyist inside saying he was a celebrity. this guy's e

>> ha ha ha! whoa, whoa! i'm just trying not to fall down. whoa! >> mr. come on! >> whoa, ohh! >> ok, good. everybody's here. now let's get working on our big show, the pteranodon kids on ice! >> ooh! good name! >> what do we do first? >> we start by skating out on the ice together. then we all do one of these. >> hmm. maybe we should start with one of these instead. >> awk! i think mine has more energy. >> i think mine has more style. >> how about two of us do shiny's move and two of us do tiny's? >> ok. >> ooh! i know! how about then we sing some kind of solstice time song? >> great! we have a plan. now let's start practicing. awk! >> crack the whip! >> whoa! whoa! oh! >> you got it, eh? >> unh! >> are you ok, don? >> yeah, i'm great! we're all practicing for our big sur-- >> shh! don! >> you're practicing for what? >> our big s-s-solstice greeting to you. >> happy solstice day, dad! >> ha. why, thank you. >> phew. that was close. ok, everyone. back to work! >> [murmuring] >> good evening, dinosaurs and pterosaurs! and welcome to our solstice day ice sh

ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should ++ >> good afternoon, everyone. thank you for coming out this afternoon. we're very excited to be here today with the mayor to announce the completion of the central market economic strategy and to launch the community ambassador program on market street. i am the director of the mayor's office of economic and workforce development though it is under mayor lee's leadership that, for the past 10 months, we have been working through a community-based process to create an economic strategy for this corridor of central market street to help revitalize and stabilize this community. as a result of many, many community meetings, business surveys, resident service, focus groups, talking to a broad range of stakeholders, we now have a road map for how to stabilize and revitalize the market street. while much go

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should >> so thank you. i want to welcome everyone to a very exciting announcement around a pilot project we are kicking off today. and i also want to welcome everyone to one of the most parking challenged neighborhoods in san francisco, russian hill. i think it is well known that i do not own a car for good reason. but one thing i do want to mention is i used to live on russian hill. i actually did own a car for six months. it was a miserable experience. not just the cost of car ownership and gas and insurance and repairs, but every single night i had to spend half an hour looking for parking and when i didn't do a good job of parking, sfmta provided me with a ticket. so it was a very exciting moment when about two years ago, then city add vater -- administrator ed lee and