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>> you know, flipping the hair, "oh, my god," you know, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, "that is so ghetto." . no. >> so she has to be the right kind of white girl? >> i guess so. >> wow. there's so much to go into on that. which way you want to go? where to you think that comes from? >> i think when she speaks about if her brother were to bring home a white girl, what it says, i think, to our kids, our black kids, is are we not good enough for our black brothers? what's wrong with us? you know, why -- do you like the silky straight hair? i can press my hair. it gives them a sense of, you know -- >> they're lesser? >> exactly. exactly. i think. >> did it surprise you to hear her say that? >> absolutely not. >> so you knew she felt that way? >> you know, it's so funny, i just wasn't surprised. and it's -- and it doesn't say anything about, you know, how she feels about the other cultures or ethnicities. it just says more, i think, about what she thinks about herself. this will definitely spark a conversation for us. ignite -- to touch on some issues. because i -- it never dawned on me to ask h

>> you know, flipping the hair, "oh, my god," you know, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, "that is so ghetto." e has to be the right kind of white girl? >> i guess so. >> wow. there's so much to go into on that. which way you want to go? where to you think that comes from? >> i think when she speaks about if her brother were to bring home a white girl, what it says, i think, to our kids, our black kids, is are we not good enough for our black brothers? what's wrong with us? you know, why -- do you like the silky straight hair? i can press my hair. it gives them a sense of, you know -- >> they're lesser? >> exactly. exactly. i think. >> did it surprise you to hear her say that? >> absolutely not. >> so you knew she felt that way? >> you know, it's so funny, i just wasn't surprised. and it's -- and it doesn't say anything about, you know, how she feels about the other cultures or ethnicities. it just says more, i think, about what she thinks about herself. this will definitely spark a conversation for us. ignite -- to touch on some issues. because i -- it never dawned on me to ask her specificall

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has a big stick. i promise you. >> trust me -- i found out the hard way. ♪ skinny so skinny >> ha-ha, ha-ha! ng to talk about. the president has a big stick, yes, indeed. look for the joke throughout the weekend. and sure you will hear it at the white house correspondents dinner this weekend. count on that. a very big event. a lot of power brokers, hollywood celebs, media stars all there. a big event coming up this saturday in the nation's capital. jimmy kimmel first time ever will host the big event. he says, quote, i will feast on stupid comments. there seems to be a glut of dumb things being said. it is an election year. things are ripe for this kind of humor and the jokes. an interesting get-together. highlights coming up next week on the show. president gets up and tells some jokes. a fun lighthearted night in the midst of a tough election season. guess who will be there, this blew my mind. >> who? >> these two, kim kardashian and lindsay lohan are going to be at this dinner. they are guests of the fox news channel. not quite sure. >> i don't get that. >> don't get what rationale is here

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ha story. >> it has that aspect also. >> i said there will be a special council it does involve white house staff. white house staff. the president's staff. the president says -- [ inaudible ] >> i postally agree it's a nonstory. i think senator grassley had a fine suggestion. have inspector generals look at it. they do good job everywhere. >> he by an enemy. we'll be right back with tradition. we love gardening... yeah, but the feeling wasn't always mutual. i want you to grow big! if you grow for me, you'll get cookies for free. nothing worked. ♪ but we started using miracle-gro garden soil. you just mix it with your backyard soil... and it feeds your plants for up to 3 months. my plants grew bigger... more beautiful... with more flowers and vegetables. guaranteed. everything changed with miracle-gro. for you are these flowers, like soap is for showers. everyone grows with miracle-gro. >>> bye bye out of time. hey guys, breakfast! ♪ [ female announcer ] if whole grain isn't the first ingredient in your breakfast cereal,

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ha, ha, ha. rd and his wife, leslie mahn, 4-year-old virgin, knocked up, superbad. anyway, see, i know all that stuff, just because i'm being fed by the camera people and the producers. lots of celebrities, lots of celebrity this is year. we're going to be covering it tonight for you and our rolling coverage starts at 9:30, you have to tune in, we got darrell hammond, because he performed, he hosted one year. look, inside the room, we're in the room, if you're in the room, if you're at home, you're in the white house correspondents dinner yourself. if you're at home right now, get up and walk the red carpet. strut your stuff because we're going to take you there live. i don't see anybody i recognize. half the celebrities i know they're celebrities, but i don't know their names. who's that? there's that lady with the shiny purse and the black dress and the people coming down the escalator. all right. let's move on now. we're going to have live coverage for you. >>> okay. you may know shaun stockman

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> here we are at the embarcadero. re standing at one of locations for the street artists. can you tell me about this particular location, the program? >> this location is very significant. this was the very first and only location granted by the board of supervisors for the street artist when the program began in 1972. how does a person become a street artist? there are two major tenants. you must make the work yourself and you must sell the work yourself. a street artist, the license, then submitting the work to a committee of artists. this committee actually watches them make the work in front of them so that we can verify that it is all their own work. >> what happened during the holiday to make this an exciting location? >> this would be a magic time of year. you would probably see this place is jammed with street artists. as the no, there is a lottery held at 6 in the morning. that is how sought after the spaces are. you might get as many as 150 street artists to show up for 50 spaces. >> what other areas can a li

ha-ha-ha. but this just hurts. this is stupid. >> there are over 6,000 videos of kids doing this online. so this has got parents obviously worried as they should be. >> 6,000 people thought this was a good idea? how about 6,000 i got a cute puppy videos? >> hide the salt and the ice. >> ah! ah, ah, ah! >> take a look at this surveillance video. we got this from albany. see this woman standing here in the striped shirt? this woman's name is pat eubanks and she is about to pay for her meal. you notice this little fox box right here. inside that box is a diamond necklace given to her 50 years ago by her now late husband. she had it with her at the mall, because she was taking it to get the clasp fixed. >> and when i went to pay, i just forgot to put the thing back in my pocket. >> as you can imagine, she was devastated. the necklace is worth, according to her, about $2,000, but it's priceless, because it was a gift from her husband. >> does the video capture what happened to the necklace afterwards? >> you see this wom

let's give everybody a round of applause. [ applause ] ha-ha-ha. despite many obstacles, much has changed during my time in office. four years ago i was locked in a brutal primary battle with hillary clinton. four years later she won't stop drunk texting me from cartagena. four years ago i was a washington outsider. four years later, i am at this dinner. four years ago, i looked like this. today, i look like this. and four years from now i will look like this. that's not even funny. anyway, it is great to be here this evening in the vast, magnificent, hilton ballroom. or what mitt romney would call a little fixer upper. i mean look at this party. we got men in tuxes. women in gowns. fine wine. first-class entertainment. i was relieved to learn this was not a gsa conference. unbelievable. not even the mind reader knew what they were thinking. of course, the white house correspondents' dinner is known as the prom of washington, d.c. a term coined by political reporters who clearly never had the chance to go an actual prom. our chaperone for the evenin

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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i am a vice chancellor at city college. on behalf of our chancellor, i want to welcome all of you here. friday eauals successful college opportunity. city college wants to you. we want you to come here. we know he will succeed here. we will do everything we can to support you. we believe in you. you are going to hear from some leaders today that are going to be examples of what lies ahead of you, and the faith we have in you. i would like to introduce a dean from city college who has been the person in charge of putting this whole event together. i want you to listen to this story that she is about to tell you. >> good morning. i see many students. we have 1000 students from san francisco unified school district. i see many of you at the end of the resource fair, please join us. we have the mayor here, the superintendent, and executives from microsoft. we are giving away two laptops today. i would like to welcome you to this very important day. it is the second annual feco day. i would like to tell you more about myself. i w

ha story. >> it has that aspect also. >> i said there will be a special council it does involve white house staff. white house staff. the president's staff. the president says -- [ inaudible ] >> i postally agree it's a nonstory. i think senator grassley had a fine suggestion. have inspector generals look at it. they do good job everywhere. >> he by an enemy. we'll be right back with tradition. >>> bye bye out of time.

ha ha. ha. and you'll notice he said his pranks... >> can't be repeated on the air. >> and without further information i have to assume that involves mitt climbing on the table and dropping a deuce in the pasta bowl. (cheers and applause) nation, i have a very discriminating palate, you should hear what my taste buds say about mexicans. (laughter) this is thought for food. now first up normally i love starbucks, especially their strawberries and crown frappuccino because it's delicious blend of strawberries, milk and ice with a swirl of whipped cream and absolutely no ground up bugs in it. so i thought. >> reporter: starbucks uses ground up insects to get that bright pink color. the bugs come from mexico and south america. they are dried out before they're ground up into an extract. >> some vegetarians, though, are upset because they thought if they ordered a soy strawberry frappe it was completely animal free. >> stephen: now, don't get me wrong, i'm all for making vegetarians eat a bug. (laught

so he has practiced criminal law on both sides of the spectrum. he has been a prosecutor. hashe has been a well known defense attorney for quite some time. family law being his specialty. but now he is the man who is behind george zimmerman's defense. the man ahead of the -- the head of the o'mara law group in orlando, shep. >> shepard: trace gallagher who spent his days working in the orlando market as i did. one of the few things that we don't know yet, trace, is where this thing will be held. but history tells us they probably will ask for a change of venue and they might get it. this prosecutor from the jacksonville area which is, i don't know, a couple hundred miles away a possibility? >> i think it's an absolute possibility, in fact, shep. it will be the first thing they ask for because even earlier he kind of indicated that right now, today, that he does not believe the george zimmerman could get a fair trial in the orlando area. whether he gets a change of venue, we don't know. but it's the first thing they will ask for and it's very likely if you judge by the casey anthony

has to go after those as well. >> the left has made a strong showing. he does not mean much to get the majority. as you mentioned, [inaudible] francois hollande has to turn the second round into a referendum for or against nicolas sarkozy. >> if he turns it into a personal referendum, is there a risk that francois hollande looks like he has nothing positive to say, that he's just been negative about sarkozy. >> he will be elected and that's what he's aiming at. he has made proposals. he has made proposals. he is not just a negative campaign. he has said austerity is not enough. that something you can hear all over the place in europe at the moment, that the austerity programs backed by europe are not enough. he is insisting that there should be a growth package. i think that is appealing to people who are suffering in these austerity programs. >> you've talked about the financial crisis and all that's going on in the eurozone right now. does it matter in france that francois hollande has not even been the most junior junior minister? >> nicolas sarkozy can claim a lot of experience. in the eyes of a majority of the french, he has failed. he has f

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] after school at 3. . 30 i hop on the bus and go to work with kids. i didn't realize i was going to get up that early for the rest of my life. >> it's hard to get good jobs. you can get well paid working at restaurants i was making good money that's not my 50 year goal working as a waitress. it would be better to have something to fall back on i wanted something where i would in 10 years accumulate properties. >> 3 months is a long time to be busy all day. i'm putting myself further in debt with the understanding it's worth the sacrifice. eating raman for 3 months. it's not fun but i think it will be worth it. >> we all want to graduate we are all tired of this class. been 11 weeks. one more week to go. >> i need to get these mraps out. >> my purpose is to get the recruits prepared for the construction training. >> what you do is get a 2 by 6 sitting on the saw horses. we will cut 10 feet. everybody going to get one and you measure up 6 inches. you sure you got 8 feet. >> as a carpenter you have to let them know what's expected and they need to know t

>> you know, flipping the air, oh, my god, ha ha ha ha ha, they're so ghetto. no. >> there was some good news in our results as well. the racial balance of the school can make a major positive difference on how white kids view race. the study tested them from mixed schools. students at majority white schools were the most pessimistic about race. only 47% think their parents would improve of kids from different races being friends. in racially diverse and majority black schools, 71% are positive about it. the reason, according to dr. killen is friendships. >> there's almost nothing as powerful as having a friend of a different efth nick background to reduce prejudice. you have that experience, you can challenge stereotypes. >> these students go to mixed schools. >> the color of your skin doesn't change who you are. >> we're all people and we can all get along. >> my grandparents are very racist against african americans and other races, but it's 2012, so they have to, like, push that aside. and i'll be like, no, that's wrong to be -- and i'm like no, i'm friends wit

bee gees. >> reporter: it's easy to remember and it's got the right rhythm, even if you don't. >> ha-ha-have, stayin alive. >> see, you're brilliant. >> my rhythm may need some work but i know what i'm doing. >> and forget the messy mouth-to-mouth business. >> i think we completely got over the stigma of know-- you know, ?ogin' some stranger on the mouth,un. although it's the kiss of life. let's get it right. who really knows how to do the kiss of life, properly. hands-on c.p.r. it ain't as hard as it looks. >> reporter: as one doctor put it, if you do nothing they're going to die and you can't make them worse than dead. charlie d'agata, cbs news, london. >> mason: and that's the cbs evening news. later on cbs "48 hours mystery. of i'm anthony mason in new york. thanks for watching. good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ,,,,,,,,

ha ha ha. >> welcome back. tical science journal political science monthly for the-- today political science swimsuit issue. i-- that is tight. i came a cries study by the research center project for excellence in journalism that showed since last november 17%, only 17% of campaign coverage focused on either issues or candidates record, the remaining coverage broke down at 27% in a nonsense, 19% useless garbage and 37% stupid [bleep]. (laughter) like how the romneys used to travel with their dog 30 years ago. >> one of the most infamous romney moments. >> the infamous dog incident where he drove with his pooch strapped to the roof the car. >> he drove from boston to canada wnsdz and the dog got circumstances he stopped, hosed him off and kept going. >> would you do it again. >> certainly that was the in-- not watt tension it received. (laughter) >> and the fact we normally travel by private jet now. but honestly, it is a decades ago family trip. does anyone seriously think that this is worth politicizing? >>. >>

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ha ha ha. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. d we're going to play a little "catchphrase," okay? and it goes like this. tina and i have partners from our audience. this is my partner, steve, from princeton, new jersey. give it up, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and tina's partner is kathleen, also from princeton, new jersey. hey, kathleen. [ cheers and applause ] they are a couple. now, tina will kick us off by pressing start on this buzzer, and then drawing a clue from the top of the pile. the goal is to get your partner to guess the catchphrase. and you can do or say anything except say any part of the actual clue. once they guess the clue, hand off the ticking buzzer to the person on your right. last thing, there's no passing. you have to keep going with the clue you draw. whichever team is left holding the buzzer when it goes off, gets a strike. >> okay. >> jimmy: first team to win two rounds is the winner. let's take our positions. >> so the person to your right, so i hand it to kathleen? >>> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. got it

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