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♪ here comes laughter explosion ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. em works? >> yes they win $500 on the first round and if they make it to the final they get $1000. >> $1000 more, of course, the problem is that the joke can't be longer than 1 minute. applause for today's contestants, this segment is sponsored by colgate, our sponsor. an this smile? >> don francisco i'm so smiley because i discovered colgate total advance helps to keep that ckean feeling after a dentist's visit. >> later on we'll see a video gl explain to us how colgate total advance works (applause), well, we're ready. let's do this just as we said, gravedigger let's go with the 1st contestant, who is he? >> here i bring you el chevo, bachelor in communications and comedian he's... captain. >> what's the joke about now? >> don francisco we're going to tell a joke about deafness problems. >> what do you mean deafness problems? >> deafness, when you can't hear. >> when you can't hear or when no one can hear, same thing? >> it would be deafness in plural. >> in plural, and this is just
♪ here comes laughter explosion ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. em works? >> yes they win $500 on the first round and if they make it to the final they get $1000. >> $1000 more, of course, the problem is that the joke can't be longer than 1 minute. applause for today's contestants, this segment is sponsored by colgate, our sponsor. an this smile? >> don francisco i'm so smiley because i discovered colgate total advance helps to keep that ckean feeling after a dentist's visit....
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[imitates jazz trumpet] "ah ha ha ha ha! ah ha ha ha ha!" just try, okay? eeting upstairs. i'll be right back. [classical music] ♪ hello. for over a hundred years, ge has been imagining the future... today. and i'm here to talk to you today about a wonderful new synergy. it's called "product integration." how does it work? simple. all you have to do as the writing staff of an nbc show is incorporate positive mentions-- or posmens--of ge products into your program. for example, you could write an episode where one of your characters purchases, and is satisfied with... one of ge's direct-current drilling motors for an offshore or land-based project. product integration. setting a new standard in upward revenue stream dynamics. for all of us. [music ends dramatically] now, i'd be happy to answer any questions. i'm sorry. you're saying you want us to use the show to sell stuff? look, i know how this sounds. no, come on, jack. we're not doing that. we're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell-- wow. this is diet snapple? i know, it tastes just like re
[imitates jazz trumpet] "ah ha ha ha ha! ah ha ha ha ha!" just try, okay? eeting upstairs. i'll be right back. [classical music] ♪ hello. for over a hundred years, ge has been imagining the future... today. and i'm here to talk to you today about a wonderful new synergy. it's called "product integration." how does it work? simple. all you have to do as the writing staff of an nbc show is incorporate positive mentions-- or posmens--of ge products into your program. for...
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ha, ha, ha, ha. he's a while man, ha, ha, ha ha. let's talk about that a little bit. >> i understand that -- and i've seen it with my own eyes -- a poll significance on television and public sitting is is stiff, wooden, uninteresting, uncharismatic, the minute behind doors, the true person comes out. why can't you translate that from here to there? mitt romney, all i've ever seen is what i see on tv what i see on tv uninspiring, uncharismatic? do i think he has it went him to be a wild and crazy guy, sure? i want to see a flicker, something that says he can be that person. >> it's not just that he's wooden. it's in combination with the policy that he's wrapped his arms around and this perception that he doesn't have sort of the humanity bone that makes one care about the struggles of the poor and the working class, and i want to draw everybody's attention to what mitt romney said yesterday at a fund-raiser at a -- the papa john founder's house. what a home this is, he said. what grounds these are. the pool, the golf course. you know,
ha, ha, ha, ha. he's a while man, ha, ha, ha ha. let's talk about that a little bit. >> i understand that -- and i've seen it with my own eyes -- a poll significance on television and public sitting is is stiff, wooden, uninteresting, uncharismatic, the minute behind doors, the true person comes out. why can't you translate that from here to there? mitt romney, all i've ever seen is what i see on tv what i see on tv uninspiring, uncharismatic? do i think he has it went him to be a wild...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good morning, everybody. welcome to city hall. this is one of those special days that i gets a chance to not only swear in the people, but to also think so many members of our community throughout this wonderful city of barours to hep with how we run the city and what policies and values we set forward. and how all these individuals are going to help all of us make sure that we are connected to all of our constituents. a big thank you to everybody here today. thank you very much. [applause] i want to welcome supervisor wiener, the chief of police, thank you for being here. i will miss other officials, i am sure, because my age and height are always working against me. [laughter] our district attorney, george? you are right behind the bright lights. [applause] we have members of our community -- john burton is here. i have a lot of people giving me some great advice of how the city can be run better. it can always be run better. no matter what i am doing, how hard i am working, there are always people who can help us. whether it is
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good morning, everybody. welcome to city hall. this is one of those special days that i gets a chance to not only swear in the people, but to also think so many members of our community throughout this wonderful city of barours to hep with how we run the city and what policies and values we set forward. and how all these individuals are going to help all of us make sure that we are connected to all of our constituents. a big thank you to everybody here...
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capital gains the roster of the board members is virtually every bank that has run into trouble, every bank that has been bailed out hase given themselves in essence the money they needed tax pair money to survive this is a structural problem. why has not anything happened about this? why has there been not a real demand human cry that jamie dimon be forced off the board? >> that's a good question. i think when the attention comes on as it's now coming, it will across the political spectrum people, when you explain the situation, they say, oh, that's a bizarre thing to have a banker play that role in the new york fed and in the economy giving themselves emergency or apparently giving themselves emergency loans. >> eliot: now, our treasury secretary tim geithner mate comments the other day. he was asked about this on a pbs show and he put this in and a context of there being an appearance issue and what he did was down play the role the board plays, i was critical and i said no, it's not an appearance issue because the board does the most important thing imaginable, pick the president of the new york fed, and jamie dimo
capital gains the roster of the board members is virtually every bank that has run into trouble, every bank that has been bailed out hase given themselves in essence the money they needed tax pair money to survive this is a structural problem. why has not anything happened about this? why has there been not a real demand human cry that jamie dimon be forced off the board? >> that's a good question. i think when the attention comes on as it's now coming, it will across the political...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] 9 judge terri l. jackson.cruiting prospective civil grand jurors. our goal is to develop a pool of candidates that is inclusive of all segments of our city's population. >> the jury conducts investigations and publishes findings and recommendations. these reports them become a key part of the civic dialog on how we can make san francisco a better place to live and work. >> i want to encourage anyone that is on the fence, is considering participating as a grand jury member, to do so. >> so if you are interested in our local city government and would like to work with 18 other enthusiastic citizens committed to improving its operations, i encourage you to consider applying for service on the civil grand jury. >> for more information, visit the civil grand jury website at sfgov.org/courts or call
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] 9 judge terri l. jackson.cruiting prospective civil grand jurors. our goal is to develop a pool of candidates that is inclusive of all segments of our city's population. >> the jury conducts investigations and publishes findings and recommendations. these reports them become a key part of the civic dialog on how we can make san francisco a better place to live and work. >> i want to encourage anyone that is on the fence, is considering participating as...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> patricia leanne caldwell born in tennessee. daughter of robert and irma. at age of 3 moved to missouri and returned when she was 12 years old. patricia grew up with segregation and injustices which she writes about. she spent many countless hours in the nashville public library. it was her family life that was bountiful and flowing with tales told by her story telling grandfather. raised with love of reading and oral tradition. graduated from tennessee state and degree in english in 1964. she married her childhood friend on december 12. they are the parents of fredrick and twins robert and john. her education continued with a master's degree in early childhood literature, and programming in 1975 from webster university. patricia has a successful career as a teacher and children's book editor. she changed careers to become a full time writer of children and young adult books. her goal is to create books for and about african-americans. i write because there is a need to have books for, by and about the african-american experience
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> patricia leanne caldwell born in tennessee. daughter of robert and irma. at age of 3 moved to missouri and returned when she was 12 years old. patricia grew up with segregation and injustices which she writes about. she spent many countless hours in the nashville public library. it was her family life that was bountiful and flowing with tales told by her story telling grandfather. raised with love of reading and oral tradition. graduated from tennessee...
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ha ha ha. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is the host of bravo's watch what happensout to find out what happens pretape. please welcome andy cohen. (cheers and applause) hey, andy, good to see you. how are you, thanks for coming back, always good to have you. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: pleasure, that's a great tie, man. >> thank you. >> stephen: that thing pops on camera. >> i felt like it was political for you. >> stephen: absolutely, absolutely. now, sir, everybody knows you have watch what happens live. >> yeah. >> stephen: you are also bravo's executive vice president of development, correct. >> yes that is true. >> stephen: did having that job help you convince yourself to give you a show on the network? >> this is your first question to me. >> stephen: i want to know how to break into show business. i'm in news, you see. and you're in entertainment. >> yes, yes. >> stephen: you used to be in new, right. >> yes, i did. i started at cbs news. i was there for ten years. >> stephen: you worked with rather. >> i did work with rather, yes. actually somethin
ha ha ha. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight is the host of bravo's watch what happensout to find out what happens pretape. please welcome andy cohen. (cheers and applause) hey, andy, good to see you. how are you, thanks for coming back, always good to have you. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: pleasure, that's a great tie, man. >> thank you. >> stephen: that thing pops on camera. >> i felt like it was political for you. >>...
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ha ha ha. ihe hangs here.e because you don't see this everyday. (child) because we read the books. e movies. and now we're living it. because i can fly with harry. follow me! because now i can turn my brother back into a human being. (narrator) from unforgettable adventures, to the wizarding world of harry potter, only at universal orlando resort. aren't just a "show." [ sizzling ] that sound means freshly prepared ingredients are searing and caramelizing right there at your table. all new sizzling entrees! like the new n'awlins skillet, and more. starting at just $9.99. only at applebee's. one golden crown. come on frank how long have we known each other? go to e-trade. they got killer tools man. they'll help you nail a retirement plan that's fierce. two golden crowns. you realize the odds of winning are the same as being mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day? frank! oh wow, you didn't win? i wanna show you something... it's my shocked face. [ gasps ] ♪ [ male announcer ] get a retirement plan that works at e-trade. [ male announcer ] get a retirement plan that
ha ha ha. ihe hangs here.e because you don't see this everyday. (child) because we read the books. e movies. and now we're living it. because i can fly with harry. follow me! because now i can turn my brother back into a human being. (narrator) from unforgettable adventures, to the wizarding world of harry potter, only at universal orlando resort. aren't just a "show." [ sizzling ] that sound means freshly prepared ingredients are searing and caramelizing right there at your table....
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ha ha ha and >> we looked, before we came here at the schedule. o go harry we got here has and no luck. >> of workers will be back to work today. >>ysabel: travelers spending the holiday weekend in the sierra got more than they bargained for, and unseasonable winter storm bringing snow and rain with some cold temperatures. >>janu: we're taking a look at satellite radar. the system that brought its rain on friday and snow showers has left a lot of moisture in the area. we're starting more of a mostly quiet conditions. thoughtful tsks tiffs here is a look at current temperatures. seth >>ysabel: the need a coalition is looking into the case that killed thought citizens on saturday to. the deaths of citizens caught in the crossfire of this decade-long war continue to be in your tent in the relationship of the mccall had national partners. >>ysabel: often in the news we report stories of a game violence, but here's the story of a young man who turned his life around things to an organization he may have never heard of. this youth and the education progr
ha ha ha and >> we looked, before we came here at the schedule. o go harry we got here has and no luck. >> of workers will be back to work today. >>ysabel: travelers spending the holiday weekend in the sierra got more than they bargained for, and unseasonable winter storm bringing snow and rain with some cold temperatures. >>janu: we're taking a look at satellite radar. the system that brought its rain on friday and snow showers has left a lot of moisture in the area....
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ha ha ha. take a step. have a look. explore it all. find your nook. what's your nook? nook tablet. your neighborhood barnes and noble. yes. yes. noooo! [ male announcer ] yep, subway broke the 200-calorie breakfast barrier. with delicious fresh fit mornin' melt breakfast sandwiches. subway. eat fresh. imagine your teeth are giant glass sculptures covered in yellow berets. most whitening toothpastes only remove stains from the surface of your teeth, but there's also a layer beneath called dentin. dentin discolors over time. rembrandt deeply white toothpaste uses the same enamel-safe whitening ingredient dentists use to noticeably whiten teeth from the inside and out. and new from rembrandt -- quick dissolving strips that easily remove tough stains. i know and i'm thirsty! hey will you pass me some of that lipton... [ crowd cheering ] [ female announcer ] when you put goodness inside, you can't help but shine on the outside. mmmm... [ crowd cheering ] ♪ [ female announcer ] 100% natural lipton iced tea. free of preservatives and artificial flavors. it's delicious goodness, just the wa
ha ha ha. take a step. have a look. explore it all. find your nook. what's your nook? nook tablet. your neighborhood barnes and noble. yes. yes. noooo! [ male announcer ] yep, subway broke the 200-calorie breakfast barrier. with delicious fresh fit mornin' melt breakfast sandwiches. subway. eat fresh. imagine your teeth are giant glass sculptures covered in yellow berets. most whitening toothpastes only remove stains from the surface of your teeth, but there's also a layer beneath called...
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has to cook them for three days to make them edible. >> i don't think any of us can accept that this mother has to go out and pick wild food for her children to eat, and if she doesn't go and do it every day, then they don't have anything to eat. >> in villages like this, there's no e-mail or phone to tell the world there's no food her. so what's a desperate mother to do? >> you're worried already that he's not getting enough to eat? >> mariama haslready lost one young child. like most mothers in niger, she's worried it could happen again. so she hangs traditional charms around her youngest son hoping good luck will help save his life. >> these mothers are like you, like me. there's no difference. they have a child. they love that child. they will do what they can to protect that child. >> they need immediate help to do that. in this distant, quiet places, where too many kettles have gone cold. >> these people, women, and children deserve our attention and our time. >> bazi kanani, abc news, niger. >> they deserve our attention. thanks to bazi kanani in the hunger zone, and if you feel like you want to help. visit abcnews.com to learn how you can help. >>> up next, this is a real life jurassic park, complete with a moving, breathing t rex. you're at the age r ] where you don't get thrown by curveballs. ♪ this is the age of knowing how to get things done. so, why let erectile dysfunction get in your way? talk to your doctor about
has to cook them for three days to make them edible. >> i don't think any of us can accept that this mother has to go out and pick wild food for her children to eat, and if she doesn't go and do it every day, then they don't have anything to eat. >> in villages like this, there's no e-mail or phone to tell the world there's no food her. so what's a desperate mother to do? >> you're worried already that he's not getting enough to eat? >> mariama haslready lost one young...
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. >> ha ha ha ha ha!o to jason mantzoukas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jason, i fear you are never going to be allowed to fly again after that. >> that is already a problem. >> jimmy: is it really? >> i look like this with this beard. i walk into an airport and they are like, you're going to need to come over here for a second. i want to say, for a second, it smells horrible right here. >> jimmy: that was dax. >> right here smells like farts. [ applause ] ah, no. but i am, like, random screening, for real. >> jimmy: really? >> you have that thing where there's the radiation chamber and then there's the metal detector and i always want metal detector because i'm like, they're trying to sterilize me. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's what's happening. i go to metal detector. they like, you have to go over there, buddy. >> jimmy: you don't think these are random -- i don't get -- >> i don't think it's random. that guy with the beard that looks like a homeless al qaeda agent? no, i -- and every time, off to th
. >> ha ha ha ha ha!o to jason mantzoukas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jason, i fear you are never going to be allowed to fly again after that. >> that is already a problem. >> jimmy: is it really? >> i look like this with this beard. i walk into an airport and they are like, you're going to need to come over here for a second. i want to say, for a second, it smells horrible right here. >> jimmy: that was dax. >> right here smells like farts. [...
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. >> has uncontrollable laughing fits. sounds like -- >> ha-ha-ha. >> okay, okay. >> next video. right. >> so this -- >>> okay. wait for it. just wait. there it is! rightthisminute.com. it's worth looking at. that's it. back to the show. >>> how to dance at the club. this is adehunk, and i think i really need to watch this about 50 times. >> is his name jim dehunk because he thinks he's a hunk or is his last name dehunk? >> i think that's his moniker on youtube. he names them. side to side. the rah-rah is like michael jackson's "thriller." i can do the finger. anybody can do the finger. >> played out. that's "jersey shore" style. >> what's the space hugger? i've never seen that. >> the space hugger i think is where you take up as much space as you can. >> my personal favorite, the verirgi virgin. >> i like the socialite, because it's like, hi, hey. >> saying hi to people. >> good to see you. because that's socialite. >> those dance moves are misleading, because you think this person is really saying hi, and then you're like, wow, do i know you? >> i love his louis vuitton bag, do
. >> has uncontrollable laughing fits. sounds like -- >> ha-ha-ha. >> okay, okay. >> next video. right. >> so this -- >>> okay. wait for it. just wait. there it is! rightthisminute.com. it's worth looking at. that's it. back to the show. >>> how to dance at the club. this is adehunk, and i think i really need to watch this about 50 times. >> is his name jim dehunk because he thinks he's a hunk or is his last name dehunk? >> i think...
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has the solution for mitt romney. his laugh. here he is speaking directly to romney. >> let's start with your laugh. >> i live for laughter. ha, ha. >> it isn't working. it's inert. it just doesn't come across as genuine. worst of all, it's mirthless, which is to say, while you expect us to be amused, you're not the least amused yourself. i would advise those of you watching to freeze the frame and then put your hands on the lower part of your face and look at your eyes. there is no pleasure there. >> is that powerful stuff? james lipton getting to the heart of the matter or the lack thereof. >>> next up, former president george w. bush gave his endorsement of mitt romney today in washington. wonder how you missed the big speech? you're not alone. there was none. in fact, here's how word of the endorsement got out. quote, i'm for mitt romney, bush told abc news this morning, as the doors of an elevator closed on him. after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home -- the white house. that's all it was. a four-word endorsement through the door. although given the backhanded shows, the support we've gotten from oth
has the solution for mitt romney. his laugh. here he is speaking directly to romney. >> let's start with your laugh. >> i live for laughter. ha, ha. >> it isn't working. it's inert. it just doesn't come across as genuine. worst of all, it's mirthless, which is to say, while you expect us to be amused, you're not the least amused yourself. i would advise those of you watching to freeze the frame and then put your hands on the lower part of your face and look at your eyes. there...
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ha ha ha. and then treats day after day... , shoot, that's like checking on your burgers after they're burnt! [ male announcer ] treat your frequent heartburn by blocking the acid with prilosec otc. and don't get heartburn in the first place! [ male announcer ] one pill a day. 24 hours. zero heartburn. [ male announcer ] for our families... our neighbors... and our communities... america's beverage companies have created a wide range of new choices. developing smaller portion sizes and more low- & no-calorie beverages... adding clear calorie labels so you know exactly what you're choosing... and in schools, replacing full-calorie soft drinks with lower-calorie options. with more choices and fewer calories, america's beverage companies are delivering. >>> should i or shouldn't i? i have been asked to play myself before, but as a dedicated coward, i said no. but when the folks of abc's hit "revenge" called, i hook the hit and played myself in an episode that aired tonight. here is my seven hours as an actor. >> what do you think
ha ha ha. and then treats day after day... , shoot, that's like checking on your burgers after they're burnt! [ male announcer ] treat your frequent heartburn by blocking the acid with prilosec otc. and don't get heartburn in the first place! [ male announcer ] one pill a day. 24 hours. zero heartburn. [ male announcer ] for our families... our neighbors... and our communities... america's beverage companies have created a wide range of new choices. developing smaller portion sizes and more...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i have 2 job titles. i'm manager of the tour program as well as i am the historyian of city hall. this building is multifaceted to say the very least it's a municipal building that operates the city and county of san francisco. this building was a dream that became a reality of a man by the name of james junior elected mayor of san francisco in 1912. he didn't have a city hall because it was destroyed in the earth wake of 1906. construction began in april of 1913. in december 1915, the building was complete. it opened it's doors in january 1916. >> it's a wonderful experience to come to a building built like this. the building is built as a palace. not for a king or queen. it's built for all people. this building is beautiful art. those are architecture at the time when city hall was built, san francisco had an enormous french population. therefore building a palace in the art tradition is not unusual. >> jimmie was an incredible individual he knew that san francisco had to regain it's place in the world.
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i have 2 job titles. i'm manager of the tour program as well as i am the historyian of city hall. this building is multifaceted to say the very least it's a municipal building that operates the city and county of san francisco. this building was a dream that became a reality of a man by the name of james junior elected mayor of san francisco in 1912. he didn't have a city hall because it was destroyed in the earth wake of 1906. construction began in april...
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ha ha ha. and then treats day after day... , shoot, that's like checking on your burgers after they're burnt! [ male announcer ] treat your frequent heartburn by blocking the acid with prilosec otc. and don't get heartburn in the first place! [ male announcer ] one pill a day. 24 hours. zero heartburn. >>> should i or shouldn't i? i have been asked to play myself before, but as a dedicated coward, i said no. but when the folks of abc's hit "revenge" called, i hook the hit and played myself in an episode that aired tonight. here is my seven hours as an actor. >> what do you think faith gave you that you needed? >> strength and understanding. >> reporter: over the years, i interviewed the famous and infamous. when it comes to work, i feel like i can usually harness the rush of adrenaline. >> i don't think you get do-overs in life. >> reporter: but this morning, i feel like i'm headed for the hot seat. we hit the road just past dawn and the nerves are setting in. the trailer on this lot in manhattan beach, california, makes it off
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there for weed that jimmy fallen and the president of the united states of america laugh about, ha, ha, ha about treatment, treatment! you need treatment? you smoke dope! you're the president of the united states. you did not need treatment. let the people go. >> that's penn gillette as moses. penn is going to join us now. he's an author, has a popular broad cast, and has been awarded for 16 emmy awards. penn, i think a lot of people who saw that rant thought, boy, what was he on? [laughing] >> it's always important to point out that i never have had a drink of alcohol or any recreational drug at all. i never even held marijuana up to my lips and not inhale. i'm totally clean and sober my whole life. but i just don't like paying money to put potheads in prison. most importantly even if i disagree with obama on many many things,'s certainly qualified to be president. he's certainly competent to be president. yet under the very laws that he kind of chortles about, he would not be president if he was arrested for the marijuana and maybe a little blow when he was younger. maybe he does not mak
there for weed that jimmy fallen and the president of the united states of america laugh about, ha, ha, ha about treatment, treatment! you need treatment? you smoke dope! you're the president of the united states. you did not need treatment. let the people go. >> that's penn gillette as moses. penn is going to join us now. he's an author, has a popular broad cast, and has been awarded for 16 emmy awards. penn, i think a lot of people who saw that rant thought, boy, what was he on?...
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it's all a big deal -- ha-ha-ha! huge laugh from the college students. been busted under his laws, he would have done hard [bleep] time. and if he had done time, in prison, time in federal prison, time for his weed and a little blow, he would not be president of the united states of america! and he would not have gone to his fancy [bleep] college. he would not have sold books that sold millions and millions of copies and made millions and millions of dollars. he would not have a great job. he would have been [bleep] prison. it is not a [bleep] joke! >> sean: joining me the author of god no. the always controversial penn jillette. i never understood this red -- painted nail. what the heck is ha? >> i wear my dad's ring. pinky ring and my mom's nail polish. when i was a child, 16, i started to do a lot of close-up magic. and my mother said, people are looking at your hands, keep your nails nice. i said, you mean like this, mom? i painted my nail to mock her. it turns -- so often, from teenaged years, mockery turned to respect. it was my way of just showing
it's all a big deal -- ha-ha-ha! huge laugh from the college students. been busted under his laws, he would have done hard [bleep] time. and if he had done time, in prison, time in federal prison, time for his weed and a little blow, he would not be president of the united states of america! and he would not have gone to his fancy [bleep] college. he would not have sold books that sold millions and millions of copies and made millions and millions of dollars. he would not have a great job. he...
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has been feeding it. he has spent more and borrowed more. when you add up all the his policies this president hasased the national debt by 5 trillion-dollar. >> cenk: spent more, borrowed more, it's all obama's fault. i got more numbers for you, and this terrific. let's take a look here at this graph. i want to start at this end. annual budget deficits. this is the maintain point of his speech. oh, my god he increased the annual budget deficits. it looks like it went down, didn't it? it did. the deficit in 2009 when president obama came in was 8.3% of gdp as a percentage of our national output. now it's at 7.6%. now you have to look at it as a percentage. year-to-year it has actually gone down. when mitt romney says it has gone up, that is not true. now look at annual federal revenue. this is because of taxes, oh my god, you have the democrats and president obama raising your taxes. wrong again, bob, he lowered taxes. as a percentage of gdp, it was 16.5% now it's 15.8%. now annual spending. the guy spends too much! wrong again, bob. look, when he came into office it was 24th 9% gdp, annual spendi
has been feeding it. he has spent more and borrowed more. when you add up all the his policies this president hasased the national debt by 5 trillion-dollar. >> cenk: spent more, borrowed more, it's all obama's fault. i got more numbers for you, and this terrific. let's take a look here at this graph. i want to start at this end. annual budget deficits. this is the maintain point of his speech. oh, my god he increased the annual budget deficits. it looks like it went down, didn't it? it...
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has to hope and pray is never mentioned during american presidential campaign. because if it is mentioned it is going to be bad. two exceptions are israel and great britain. and, of course, china has come up a lot. russia has come up a lot. for some reason has declared that russia is the number one st strategic threat to the united states. that sound very yesteryear, i will say. we will have other panelists in the room about russia. i don't think anybody is going to lie under that proposition. and as for choiina. we all know china is an easy target in some ways. but we have mentioned the people who are -- you know, the wise heads of the republican party. and i can assure you -- all you have to do is read henry kissing kissinger's latist boest book. candidate romney is going to get a lot of advice to go easy on china bashing. the one reason i am puzzled by it, that's not what is going to win an election. it is the economy. >> bruce, did you want to pick up on this? >> i think just -- there are a lot of things that he said that i agree with about nate chthe nf the challenge. our economy is much more depend en ent on the global economy. i look back at successive administrations. a clear pattern, republicans r
has to hope and pray is never mentioned during american presidential campaign. because if it is mentioned it is going to be bad. two exceptions are israel and great britain. and, of course, china has come up a lot. russia has come up a lot. for some reason has declared that russia is the number one st strategic threat to the united states. that sound very yesteryear, i will say. we will have other panelists in the room about russia. i don't think anybody is going to lie under that proposition....
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has. italy has to borrow more money than it has. when you have to do that, you have to satisfy the people who have lent you the money. >> argentina defaulted. >> is the contagion effect. we do not know what greek bonds would be worth. we do not know if the greeks will pay them that -- pay them back. with german banks go under if all the greek bonds they held were suddenly no longer good? when you start tearing into the fabric of the financial system, you do not want to see how far the rip those. >> is it the case that europe needs a new paradigm to deal with the euro, this rather inflexible currency? some third way, rather than, with one currency, how you adjust for that? >> imagine you are in an uncompetitive country and you are paid in euros. you are greece. how do you become competitive? normally, if you have the drop map, you adjust the currency and everybody says, let's go party in greece. you recover that way. now, the way to do it is to allow wages to fall. wage cuts, cuts in pensions, in a recession in order to deal with the
has. italy has to borrow more money than it has. when you have to do that, you have to satisfy the people who have lent you the money. >> argentina defaulted. >> is the contagion effect. we do not know what greek bonds would be worth. we do not know if the greeks will pay them that -- pay them back. with german banks go under if all the greek bonds they held were suddenly no longer good? when you start tearing into the fabric of the financial system, you do not want to see how far...
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ha ha. ♪ ha ha. ♪ what started as a whisper every day, millions of people choose to do the right thingurance company that does that, too. liberty mutual insurance. responsibility. what's your policy? really? 25 grams of protein. what do we have? all four of us, together? 24. he's low fat, too, and has 5 grams of sugars. i'll believe it when i--- [ both ] oooooh... what's shakin'? [ female announcer ] as you get older, protein is an important part of staying active and strong. ensure high...
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has has to take more responsibility in stopping this kind of thing i think if if you're a corrections officer and you know that you see this hierarchy in play and you let it and you let it happen then you're doing a disservice to both yourself the agency and the and the teens themselves do you think that the documents will halt this program once and for all or do you think it's going to going to be swept under the rug just like it was after the two thousand and incident well my understanding is that is that the the jail commissioner here dora shiro is trying to trying to deal with that she has added some staff in in that jail and i think this this article sharpen the agency's focus on the problem. did anything change after two thousand and eight. well two thousand and eight chris robinson was murder it was was like the perfect storm of events. you know you had the guards actively telling the inmates control your control your fellow inmates and and his the the fact that he died was it was highly unusual it hasn't been a homicide in that jail since. what about what about that are the kind of go ahead sorry but the passive condoning of these practices has continued for sure and there's also been a problem in that jail of of the warden covering up incidents of fights and injuries and discouraging inmates from reporting them which is still under investigation right now there's also a federal investigation into violence on rikers so we'll see where that goes i mean it just seems like you know regardless of whether or not it's a city prison or federal prison or a private prison i
has has to take more responsibility in stopping this kind of thing i think if if you're a corrections officer and you know that you see this hierarchy in play and you let it and you let it happen then you're doing a disservice to both yourself the agency and the and the teens themselves do you think that the documents will halt this program once and for all or do you think it's going to going to be swept under the rug just like it was after the two thousand and incident well my understanding is...
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ha ha ha. >> stephen: thanks very much. welcome back, everybody. nation, last week the space shuttle enterprise took a last fly over new york city, bolted to the top of a 747. it was the only way to avoid the $25 baggage fee. (laughter) well, with the space shuttle fleet now retired there's only one eye kochb american space travel left on active duty, me. (laughter) today, who is honoring me now. tonight, folks i'm being honored by the national space society. the nss is dedicated to the creation of a space faring civilization. i'm a big supporter of space faring but not space fare which is welfare for aliens. get a job, zoltrox. i'm not the only one who believes in nss's mission to bring humanity to the stars. its board includes tom hanks and newt gingrich. the original woodie and mr. potato head. so-- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i could not be t minus more excited to receive the national space society's coveted space pioneer award for mass media. and i'm inviting tonight's audience to attend the award ceremony with me. (cheers and applause) >
ha ha ha. >> stephen: thanks very much. welcome back, everybody. nation, last week the space shuttle enterprise took a last fly over new york city, bolted to the top of a 747. it was the only way to avoid the $25 baggage fee. (laughter) well, with the space shuttle fleet now retired there's only one eye kochb american space travel left on active duty, me. (laughter) today, who is honoring me now. tonight, folks i'm being honored by the national space society. the nss is dedicated to the...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good afternoon, everyone. this is the monday, at the 14th, 2012, a meeting of the land use and economic development committee. my name is eric mar. please give us the announcement. >> please make sure to silence all cell phones and electronic devices. items act upon will appear on the may 22 board of supervisors agenda. supervisor mar: we have three items on the agenda today. please call item number 1. >> item number one, st. encroachment for an outdoor child play area on redwood street. >> good afternoon. this request came to us from project management on behalf of puc in conjunction with the construction of a new building at 525 golden gate bridge as mandated, -- golden gate bridge as mandated, a licensed child care facility provide a minimum of 7500 square feet of outdoor space per child. since the child care standard was built into the property line, they will be using the sidewalk, a portion of the sidewalk will be fenced in for this child care area. in order to maintain a safe path of travel around it, si
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> good afternoon, everyone. this is the monday, at the 14th, 2012, a meeting of the land use and economic development committee. my name is eric mar. please give us the announcement. >> please make sure to silence all cell phones and electronic devices. items act upon will appear on the may 22 board of supervisors agenda. supervisor mar: we have three items on the agenda today. please call item number 1. >> item number one, st. encroachment for...
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. >> ha, ha, ha. >> remember that. >>> well, coming up, controversy on the cover. the national debate being sparked by this new time magazine cover photo. >>> the hazing death of a march band drum major. the uncertainty of the band's future. >>> we have your complete forecast coming unnext. ,,,,,, so, ah, your seat good? got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet. mmm-hmm. and just leave your phone in your purse. i don't want you texting, all right? daddy...ok! ok, here you go. be careful. thanks dad. call me -- but not while you're driving. ♪ [ dad ] we knew this day was coming. that's why we bought a subaru. ♪ real big deals of the week. or how to keep from driving all over for the best deals. you don't need to run around. safeway gives you real big club card deals each week. right now, a sweet price on honey nut cheerios, just $1.88. starbucks coffee is only $7.77. that's less than a quarter for a great cup of coffee. and fage greek yogurt is just a buck. real big deals t
. >> ha, ha, ha. >> remember that. >>> well, coming up, controversy on the cover. the national debate being sparked by this new time magazine cover photo. >>> the hazing death of a march band drum major. the uncertainty of the band's future. >>> we have your complete forecast coming unnext. ,,,,,, so, ah, your seat good? got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet....
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. >> eric: ha, ha, ha. ot going to not get booked for a speech if someone says bob is too liberal. the couple suffered mental anguish and loss of reputation and business. we have can't -- >> dana: we can't have every case going to court. that won't work. something has to happen culturally. >> dana: this is a deterrent. they know it's repercussions. if they post things they know untrue. because it's online. doesn't mean it shouldn't be punished. >> eric: i bet you they will be up for -- >> kimberly: right, of course they will appeal it. i don't think they get paid. >> bob: you don't think so? >> no. >> kimberly: they did. that's what he is trying to say. twitter and the bullying cases where people get hurt. this goes on hundreds and thousands of times. >> bob: how do you make it frightening to people. greg calls dana all kind of nasty names. she can sue him. >> dana: and i should. >> eric: only way to stop it is not allowing people to be anonymous anymore. if you want a handle, put your name to it. >> bob: it
. >> eric: ha, ha, ha. ot going to not get booked for a speech if someone says bob is too liberal. the couple suffered mental anguish and loss of reputation and business. we have can't -- >> dana: we can't have every case going to court. that won't work. something has to happen culturally. >> dana: this is a deterrent. they know it's repercussions. if they post things they know untrue. because it's online. doesn't mean it shouldn't be punished. >> eric: i bet you they...
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the women if he may i mean ron paul not being president you know is not the end of it ron paul has has has game over that for so many years and stuck hard to was to lose morals and values in any sense for principle and one of the very few candidates will just simply vote against. raising the debt limit going off and fighting wars in places that you know we just can't afford do we need to build we need to we need to get our all to order here in the united states nobody can argue that romney has always been a. forever and there's a good chance for you know we don't stand up and do something it's going to continue it's going to be business as usual washington or united states is tired of it. and we're fighting against it rob. is a reflection of the right there you have it one of ron paul's many dedicated supporters ted thanks for coming on the show that was ted anderson president of g.c. and live dot com. well chaos in chicago as thousands of protesters clashed with police at an anti nato demonstration and it turned violent take a look at this. protesters threw bottles and other objects at po
the women if he may i mean ron paul not being president you know is not the end of it ron paul has has has game over that for so many years and stuck hard to was to lose morals and values in any sense for principle and one of the very few candidates will just simply vote against. raising the debt limit going off and fighting wars in places that you know we just can't afford do we need to build we need to we need to get our all to order here in the united states nobody can argue that romney has...
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you cannot -- always hire a lawyer, they will say it is okay. >> ha-ha-ha. dangerous statement in this audience the i want to ask you a question before we talk a few more from the audience. about germany. we hear about economic rebalancing in germany and you hinted the bank was willing to tolerate higher inflation, consumer spending is stronger, is that happening or is germany the china of europe? >> not really. germany until recent lely were overheating they have been growing at a rate that hasn't been seen since the 60s. so, in effect there were signs of overheating. in the labor market. not in prices so much. in fact -- inflation,
you cannot -- always hire a lawyer, they will say it is okay. >> ha-ha-ha. dangerous statement in this audience the i want to ask you a question before we talk a few more from the audience. about germany. we hear about economic rebalancing in germany and you hinted the bank was willing to tolerate higher inflation, consumer spending is stronger, is that happening or is germany the china of europe? >> not really. germany until recent lely were overheating they have been growing at a...