ha ha ha. ha in the charts market out of a slump with june yet another week month for the struggling u.s. economy very important i reports. america's economy was once like the strongest and fastest roller coaster everyone wanted to ride. but nearly four years following wall street's financial freefall more than fifteen million u.s. citizens lack full time jobs. and employment problem the u.s. president hopes the visitors from other countries can help fix more money spent by more tourists means more businesses can hire more workers washington has launched a marketing campaign promoting brand usa all over the world. with a heavy focus on travelers from brazil china and india visitors from all three emerging economies contributed a reported fifteen billion dollars to the u.s. in two thousand and ten part of what's going on in the united states is americans don't have any money anymore and they can't afford to go on vacation and part of what you're seeing is them looking to replace the weak pushed o

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> thank you for being here. want to thank the young people for being here, because you are the future. there are going to be things in this building and you are going to see that are not normal in those buildings yet. they are cutting edge, but by the time it you are my age, everybody is going to have this stuff, and you will be some of the first to see it. it is great to have you here. really quickly, this is a building we are proud of, because this is really who epitomizes the value in san francisco. it uses a third less power than a normal office building. it saves money. i want to kick it off by introducing the mayor over his career he has have so many different figures on this building from being the administrator to being the mayor, so this is a welcome thing. phyfe good morning, everybody -- >> good morning, everybody. i have got the same eyes as you today. this is the first time i have stepped into this building as well. everything you see is going to be the same as for me. i am going to last questions, -

haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> patricia leanne caldwell born in tennessee. daughter of robert and irma. at age of 3 moved to missouri and returned when she was 12 years old. patricia grew up with segregation and injustices which she writes about. she spent many countless hours in the nashville public library. it was her family life that was bountiful and flowing with tales told by her story telling grandfather. raised with love of reading and oral tradition. graduated from tennessee state and degree in english in 1964. she married her childhood friend on december 12. they are the parents of fredrick and twins robert and john. her education continued with a master's degree in early childhood literature, and programming in 1975 from webster university. patricia has a successful career as a teacher and children's book editor. she changed careers to become a full time writer of children and young adult books. her goal is to create books for and about african-americans. i write because there is a need to have books for, by and about the african-american experience

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has arms. it has a capability. it hassad's regime not only in terms of its military but also the -- what i would call the head of his advisory bodies, those defense minister, national security adviser equivalents. and the fact that they could pen straight that tight-knit group, set off an explosion and kill a number of those folks indicates that assad truly is on his way out right now. >> general, the violence comes after the u.n. security council tried to slap new sanctions on syria but failed. syria's allies and permanent security council members china and srurussia, they keep saying. why do they continue to go against the u.n. security council? will they be able to do anything as long as russia and china continue to veto sanctions? what do you say about that, general? >> the united nations has been able to do something. frankly, it's minimal and essentially

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>> people say, oh, ha ha ha.ew people that have tried have commented on how hard it is. >> reporter: but esther williams made it look so easy in the movies. and on "saturday night live," martin short and harry sherer turned it into a big joke. >> men's synchro isn't in the '88 olympics yet. >> that's okay because we could use the time. i'm not that strong of a swimmer. >> reporter: how do you get people to take men's synchronized swimming seriously? >> i ask people to come and try it out. >> reporter: if i did synchronized swimming, would i have a stomach that looks like that? >> maybe. >> reporter: never one to shy away from an olympic-sized challenge i decided to take the guys up on their offer. after all, i do have two olympic gold medals in my underwear drawer at home, and i like to think i'm still in pretty good shape. first, the guys have to show me the proper way to start our routine. and it doesn't take long for me to realize this is a lot tougher than it looks. >> one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

he has a normal iq, he has been divorced and remarried. he has no history of psychiatric illness. oddly, has worked as a correctional officer for a while. he has worked as a schoolteacher. 16 years ago, he hit his head and knocked himself unconscious. no kind of neurological events following that. for the last year, he has had some migraines. he started using pornography on the internet. he started soliciting sex from women working in massage parlors. he reports that he has a very high sex drive and conceals his behavior because he feels that it is wrong. there is a picture. [laughter] in 2010, he makes some subtle sexual advances to his stepdaughter. mom find out about this and brad is legally removed from the home and diagnosed as a pedophile. he is chemically castrated in treatment to try to reduce his sexual behavior. he is found guilty of child molestation and he is sent to a sexual addiction facility or jail. brad chooses rehab. in rehab, he starts being inappropriate. staff. he starts to solicit sex from other clients. he has some of bedwetting. the night before he goes to p

>> people say, you do synchro, ha-ha-ha. the few who tried. t on how hard it is. >> reporter: never one to shy away from an olympic sized challenge. i decided to take the guys up on the offer. i do have two olympic gold medals in my underwear drawer at home. i look to think i am in pretty good shape. the move they're teaching me involves six men who swim below me, lift me into the air, and i pull of an effortless flip. >> ah! or not. my first few are more like belly flops. after some practice, i finally nail it. do you guys think i could make the team? >> definitely. >> yeah. >> why not? >> definitely good enough to join us. >> i'm in london. >> that looks hard, rob. >> i'm all for equality, you know what i mean. if the men do it, chime in on facebook, which nonolympic sports should be part of the games? let us know at wnnfans.com. >> if women synchronized swimming can be in it, men synchronized swimming needs to be in it as well. rob, i nominate you to lead the team. >> let me just -- i -- i have no comment. >> speechless? only about 80% of yo

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in doing so he has to say that romney does have an agenda. he has this extreme-right agenda. he hasthat the republicans in congress has. he has the agenda that is the ryan plan and everything, the whole philosophy represents. it's hard to say that and then say he doesn't have a plan. that's more benign. i think that mitt romney would like us to believe that he has some fresh new ideas that we have never tried before that are secret or magical in some way but do represent--that's what he's offering, this hope for a change. something that can get us magically out-- >> eliot: i heard that every american citizen will get a swiss bank account, and this will bring us back. >> that and a jet ski. >> eliot: there you go. i like that. and answer this question for me. why is mitt romney going to europe or going overseas? it would seem to me when he finally gets away from healthcare immigration, same sex and the economy is front and center, why not stay here and get in his bus and go to every one of the swing states. i just don't get this foreign trip. joe, does it make sense? >> it makes sens

has happened with george h.w. bush, i think that is something to do with his son's performance. >> and the second term. >> rose: and you think so too? >> no comment. >> ha, ha, ha, ha. >> as your advisor, i would say yes. >> thank you, doris. my attorney in boston. >> i think you may want to go back to the well? >> but. >> nancy gibbs and mike duffy our friend at time magazine have a new book coming on the club, the president's club about the former presidents, and it is quite true when you have the great good fortune to talk to presidents, how clear it is, tier of the club and who is in the one term men's grill. the other guy can go all the way to the dining room. >> and president carter and president bush, can only eat sandwiches. >> but i think, of course, distance changes things, george w. bush explicitly counts on that, someone who reads a lot of history, i just read four books last year on jeash washington's presidency, think people will change their view, michael taught this a long time ago, your rule is 25 years, about? to be able to really appreciate -- >> rose: have we changed our idea of our opinion of john kennedy in 25 years later. >> there hav

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syrian people the syrian opposition has indeed been criticized harshly recently for being too fragmented to be trusted and the opposition itself has confirmed that it hasto has to be a more united and has to have a common vision on how to end the crisis in syria but it seems now that it's not going to happen at least now because some of the opposition members boycotted this meeting in cairo calling this a conspiracy the free syrian army members and some so-called independent activist based here in syria have even find a document and they've been accusing the participants of this meeting of ignoring the question of buffer zones protected by the international community unquote in humanitarian corridors and air embargoed and the arming of a rebel fighter as it all sounds like she need never happened and like u.n. security council mind and on monday never happened it sounds really like the opposition is divided and while the reason one part ready to talk ready to discuss this interim government initiative there is another part that only wants to continue fighting and doesn't want any dialogue with anybody and also surprising to hear that just day after the

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has since retired. he has been married twice. he has raised four children. he has lived an extraordinary life. i am grateful for having had him in my life as a guidepost. i do think it is the ultimate irony that he turned out to be a police officer. >> we have some other questions. very good questions. we do not have much time. i work at san quentin prison. they segregate inmates based on color and gangs. why do prisons not work on educating inmates on social relations, racial tolerance, and why don't they find a way so the different races can get to know each other? >> i would like to enter that. segregation has -- i would like to answer that. segregation has always been a problem in this country. i grew up in new orleans. we believe that education is the key. we all need to sit at the table. i do not believe in segregation for inmates. they need to tear that barrier down and put people together, no matter what. when we go inside the walls of san quentin, it is not just black inmates. it is hispanic, pacific islanders, white, native americans, it is everybody. when they leave that room, they g

theater here in-house some armor and her answers as someone to call wearing as the sole right heiress' ha ha-ha novel of power in march. >> i absolutely want to face him in court. he looked my daughter in the eye and shot and killed her off. i want to look him in the nine for her. i will be there until he is sentenced samo we spoke with a legal analysts still a tiny michael korda's of of this case. costs of a first question was about the double charges. thanet it is unusual but remember this is a colorado. in colorado, when you have that extreme indifference, that allows the court, if he is convicted, has to send data and consecutive lists >> many people say obviously he is insane that there are others who say he seems the same and all nodded yes that he understood charges against him and those say he dressed to protect himself during a shooting that maybe he is not insane. how >> he certainly knew right from wrong. under the law that is all here to do. fuse new-line along, i hothouse most would say he is insane,, and the clocks ahead also high ha hulu >>pam: a woman was killed and another woma

. >> ha-ha-ha. i have to tell you something -- >> what? >> i knew there was a camera right there. a -- so [ bleep ] you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> so how many -- how drunk are you right now on a scale of uno to diaz? >> 7 1/2. >> jimmy: that's all. 16 shots. you are at 7 1/2. >> i had a chicken burrito and a cheesecake. >> jimmy: what? >> a peiece of cheesecake. >> jimmy: that soaked it up? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. keep an eye on him. tonight -- snoop dogg has an interesting project. snoop dogg announced he will release a reggae album later this year. in related news, the world will run out of marijuana. a statistical inevitablility he would produce one reggae album, called "reincarnated" not releasing it under snoop dogg. for this one he is calling himself snoop lion. snoop lion sounds like the name of a stoner grocery store or something. dude, let's go to the snoop lion and grab some pizza curls. the first single its out now called "la-la-la." he sings la, la, la. and oh, yeah. snoop is the best. remember when he used to kill people. kate goeslin, formerly of jon and k

has left the country? >> i do not think so. he will remain in the country. he has no place to go. his family has no place to go. he has so many supporters in the country that he has to take care of that i think there is no way out. i think the american government simply does not know where he is. the information that the americans and western allies have on the situation on the ground is not very good, and that is frightening. >> we have to leave it there. as always, thank you for coming in to talk with us. much of the diplomatic efforts in syria have been focused on moscow. russia says it will veto any resolution at the united nations. let's go to our moscow bureau where our correspondent is standing by for us. is there any chance that moscow will change its stance based on the fallout from this attack? >> after today's escalation, moscow seems to remain quite and faced -- and faced -- u nfazed. russia said it will not back any serious resolution against assad because they say it would be supporting the rebels. if it is a revolution, they say the united nations must stay out of it. we have to keep in mind that

has to have a game while she's in jail, right? >> carrie kimbrough may be willing to cause pain in order to get what she wants. but 68-year-old patrick stanwyck hasting people can come back to haunt you. his wife just sent separation payroll papers. they arrived on his wedding anniversary. >> she said it was just a coincidence, but it's a hell of a coincidence. >> what would you say to her? >> what i've said in my letters, that i'm very sorry. we've always had a communication problem and you were probably better off to not have met me. and i can't say the same thing about her because i enjoy and love her. but she'll have wounds. she's already got wounds and -- from this. she's afraid of me and with the right -- with real reasons and i hope that life goes on. good for her. she's a good person. i haven't been a good grandpa or a good father. but i'm an alcoholic and i did the best i could. so hopefully i'll get through this and still have a few years left to spend with my family. if my wife wants to come, if she's still my wife, then she's welcome to. but they have to be my priority now because my time is running out. >> like all inmates at maricop

ha-ha. >> got to stay awake somehow. >> hollywood celebrities now heading to the maternity ward. >> what katie holmes is saying publicly about her high profile breakup next in "the skinny." >> oh. >> hame for "the skinny." >> indeed. >> now, matthew, everyone knows him, the big movie "magic mike" that i haven't seen but i want to see, and camilla, his wife, they announced they're expecting child number three. >> good for them! very nice. very nice. >> they have two children, son levi, and darling daughter vita. now a third one. he tweeted it out. happy birthday, america. more good news, camila and i are expecting our third child. god bless. just keep living. >> well said, matthew. he is on apele roll. a big movie. just got married, last couple weeks. >> she is gorgeous. >> third kid. >> you go. >> he is living the life. matthew is living the life. playing the bongos, tearing life up. >> remember claire danes, "my so-called life" and star of the new series "homeland" on showtime which will begin its second season. september 30th. she is expecting her first child with she and her husband hugh. she is 33. he is 37. and they're expecting their first baby which is very, very cool. she hin