ha ha ha ha! my coat. hey, paul -- one day -- and mind you this day might never come -- i'll call on you... for a pint. oh. well... great. so long. ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! ( all laughing ) ( horn honks ) i called foley's in kildargen. i'm their local agent. do you take in laundry as well? what? nothing. it's good to see ya. so what happened? oh, the... the four-wheel threw up a stone. from the tires, the back -- sure. yeah...coffee? sounds good. watch out for glass around the sink. no, it was all outside. outside? what, you had the four-wheel in the kitchen? no, uh, not all of it. some of it. most of it. obviously. whatever. i'll make the coffee. right. ( sighs ) you all right? what? oh, yeah. just a bit of a shock, that's all, y'know? how do you like it? you takin' up religion? what? oh, that. god, no. ah. whaddya mean, "ah"? don't mean nothin' just "ah". i understand. it's the priest's. yeah, what of it? i'm not makin' nothin' of it. edso, if you've got somethin' to say -- whoa, avril -- look, forget th

- dear m-- - ha ha ha! - dear me, it's as if-- - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - sorry. what's the line. - really? she doesn't know her lines. how could i work like this? - danny. danny. ok. lights, please. everyone take 5. lis, you ok? - yeah. i just you know-- i'm sorry. you know, i just got-- - trouble with your lines duchess? - leave me alone, annie. you know, i just heard della laughing, and it kind of threw me. - oh, i understand if you're a little nervous, lisa. - thanks, annie. - of course, if one little person throws you then what's gonna happen on opening night when we do the whole play performing in front of a sold-out crowd, every single seat filled with people-- staring, waiting, judging? - really? all the seats are sold? - all of them. - annie can you give us a minute, please? - um... - ok. hey, come over here. are you ok? - hector? - uh-huh? - i shouldn't play this part. - what are you talking about? what's the matter? it's ok. you messed up one line. that's fine. it happens. - no. no, no, no, no. you're better off without me... really. - lisa... - lisa...

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ha ha ha ha ha! running? now, you youngsters live here, you must know a lot about finbargh corcoran. no. but i know a man who does. ( whispering ) let's get this. hi, steven james eyewitness. i believe you're the local expert on the legend. took my -- stole my cottage he did! and now he's trying to exploit my ancestors! i don't know what to do about them in the television, did you know that? it's a disgrace! a disgrace! that's all i'm sayin'. ( burps ) reporter: so you blame poor dooley for claiming owner's rights to the fishing? yes. absolutely. in fairness, brendan, dooley doesn't own the place. no? father sheahan bought it. father sheahan? the local priest actually owns this pub? great way to drum up business, father. nothin' to do with me. oh, i heard wrong then? you didn't have the casting vote that started all this nonsense? ( crowd chatting ) vince: oonagh. hi, father. mary o'shea, the wicklow people. vince sheahan. i gather you're the owner here. great story. priest owns haunted pub. i'm actually looki

ha ha ha ha ha! down at the market. um, ha ha! i know. yeah, actually, i was at the market shopping, doing my sunday morning routine and i went by their booth, and i was looking for the right goat cheese to feature here at grange and basically to become our, you know, true local chedse. >> soon after we arrived, chef tuohy came in as a customer and started to purchase our product, and he came for many weeks. probably 3 or 4 or 5 weeks. um, we didn't know who he was. he was just an individual, just another customer. and he was, uh, very complimentary, of course, on our product, and then he introduced himself, uh, who he was and that they were starting the new restaurant downtown. >> sourcing local ingredients has always been at the top of michael's list in terms of planning out his menus at grange, but getting to visit the farm, make his own cheese, and meet the goats behind all of it, well, that was way too much to ignore. and thus a farm friendship was born. >> and so these are the ones that, um, you ordered, that'll go back to the grange

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ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! ohh! [all laughing] >> whoa! r she's winning! anyway, it's winning. >> [cheering] >> hey, hey, hey, neighbors. >> hello, mr. lambeosaurus. >> what's your booth about? >> glad you asked, buddy. we're having a leaf necklace contest. >> a leaf necklace contest?! >> here's how it works. each event that you complete at the carnival, you receive another leaf, which you put on your necklace. at the end of the day, the dinosaur who's got the most leaves on his necklace wins. >> ooh! wins what? >> ooh. a wonderful prize. >> oh, mr. lambeosaurus, we all watched the baby sea turtle race. do we get a leaf for that? >> you most definitely do, tiny. >> awk! this is gonna be so fun! come on, nature trackers! >> tracking means following clues to solve nature mysteries. >> and we track nature! >> nature trackers, huh? heh heh. terrific! >> awk! what are we waiting for? let's do every single thing at the carnival and get the most leaves! >> we'll ride every ride! >> eat every snack! >> collect every, uh, thing you can collect. >> r

has gone before. not anymore! i knew these guys would lead me to something rare. ha ha! ah ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! there it is again, and i see flippers. hello. are you a mosasaurus? yes, i am. i'm maisie mosasaurus. i'm tiny pteranodon, and this is my sister shiny and my brothers buddy and don. and our mom and dad. all: hi, maisie. [giggles] nice to meet you all. daddy! this is the pteranodon family, and the conductor of the "dinosaur train" submarine. i know--how about if we race you in the submarine? i gotta warn ya, maisie and i are really fast. ready? on your mark... all: get set...go! [all cheering] all: good race, maisie. announcer: "dinosaur train submarine adventure" premieres monday, february 18 on pbs kids. announcer: on pbs kids... it's explore explore, explore! announcer: with "the cat in the hat knows a lot about that." do you want to go, too? nick and sally: yayyy! announcer: buckle up. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. announcer: and blast off to amazing places... awesome! i love floating in space. announcer: discover animals big and small and uncover all the cool things... it's time for a treat! anno

hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-ha-ha-ha watch wild kratts! weekdays on pbs kids go! org and play to decide who has what it takes. wait, wait jess, don't leave. i'll help you out here. pull! (glass breaking) cut! rosa: hi. i'm miss rosa from pbs kids with martha ... martha: from martha speaks. rosa: it's easy to help your kids learn anytime, anywhere. right martha? martha: right. like at the doctor's office. mom: what rhymes with toy? kid: boy. martha: or when you're walking the dog. mom: what letter does that sign start with? girl: s! rosa: visit pbskids.org/read for more tips and free games like these that make it fun for your child to learn to read. martha: so remember... martha and rosa: anytime is learning time. ld kratts is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. ♪ wild kratts ♪ hey, it's the kratt brothers here. i'm chris. i'm martin. and we're out on the caribbean sea looking for sharks. there are about 400 different species of sharks in the world and we've seen many of

ha ha ha! you should have a look at this one. be two portraits of very pretty young ladies painted on this teapot. yeah. do you know anything about them, who they might be? this one was my great-aunt flip. your great-aunt. my great-aunt flip. wow. um, taken from a photograph probably in 1908. um, and the other portrait is my grandmother. how amazing. who was kate. and they were the gladwin sisters, and they toured-- initially in england and their mother escorted them to france. so, they were a sort of musical act. yes, singing and dancing, with apparently more emphasis on the dancing. and they did an apache dancing act, which my mother gave me a demonstration of once when i was a child in the middle of doing the housework. ( laughter ) so, they were obviously very fit. and very beautiful. they were lovely, yes. and how did their photographs end up on a teapot? the story i heard from my mother is that my grandmother here had a boyfriend which she met on this tour and that the boyfriend's father was a dresden china manufacturer. my

laughter ] ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." ithout me. [ light laughter ] >> and then today's post-mortem on everything, 'cause you know there always is, everyone's saying it's the funniest award show since you hosted the emmys. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ applause ] no, well, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for helping out with that. we did our bit together. we did the opening together. you helped us out. now, who did you think -- what were the hits and misses last night? who were the hits? >> well, i thought there were a lot of hits. >> jimmy: i thought there were a lot of hits, right? everyone looked kind of gorgeous. >> i mean, i loved helen mirren. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. we have helen mirren right here. >> she's -- >> jimmy: she's unbelievable. >> i mean, she's not a kid. and i love the fact that she is still sexy, sophisticated, and rocking that red carpet. i just can't get enough of her. >> jimmy: she's just amazing. we love her. every time she's on the show, too. wants to do a bit, play a game, she's always fu

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. oh, my gosh. let's talk about your movie. giant like that, it was the greatest. we had the greatest time. marisa tomei. >> jimmy: oh, i love her too. >> three great kids. we play grandparents having babysit for our kids while marisa tries to go away. >> jimmy: it's kind of based on a true story. you had to babysit -- >> my grandkids, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, it's unbelievably funny. >> it's a good movie. >> jimmy: it's a good movie, yup. i do love it. we have a clip of this. >> i play a minor league baseball announcer -- >> jimmy: okay. >> -- who is a little old school, and he's -- the town loves him, and this is after the last game of the season, which he thinks has been great. and this is what he finds out. >> jimmy: billy crystal. "parental guidance." ♪ >> well, as the great yogi barra once said, "it ain't over until it's over." well, this fresno grizzlies season is over. i'm artie decker.e of the fresn grizzles. good night, everybody. thanks for listening, and lights out, alice. ♪ i love this job. i'm fired? >> we're changin

ha ha ha ha yes according to corporate media the biggest dirt on mr lewis is a u b signature apparently the most interesting thing they can dredge up is that his handwriting sucks but of course is all just one giant distraction from who he is really so who is jack lew like what we're about to give you've never seen anything like this i'm telling. you. all right i was moderate our emotions program excuse me coming up in just a sec. do we speak your language of the will or not at the end. with music programs and documentaries and spanish more matters to you breaking news a little turn to angles stories. you hear. in troy all teach spanish find out more visit eye to eye. teeth. if you live on one hundred thirty three bucks a month for food i sent try it because you know how badly with bad luck i don't get any i mean. i know that i'm supposedly really messed up. in the theory so i personally apologize and say. worse if you're going to pay. my doubts to have a day at the radio guy and pull out a ba

ha! me! i'm juan wannanosaurus, you know, "w"! ♪ wannanosaurus >> ha ha ha! >> all aboard! >> you'll need another car. even i can't remember adding so many cars. >> "w," "y," "z". wait. did we skip a dinosaur? >> we'll need to add another observation car! time tunnel! next stop, yangchuanosaurus yard station in the jurassic time period. >> ah. good afternoon. i received a message about your "a" to "z" trip. i am ready to go. will i have to do anything special? >> no, sir. you just ride along to troodon town and go to the picnic with all the other dinosaurs. >> and sing along on the "a to z song." >> hmm. it is a good song. i can do that. >> i'm tiny pteranodon, and these are my brothers don and buddy. >> it is a great pleasure to meet you. >> h-hi. >> heh heh. don't be nervous, buddy. you will be a huge t. rex one day, bigger even than me. >> classification time. yang's another theropod. check out those teeth and 3-toed feet. >> ohh! >> good to see you "a" to "z" dinosaurs. >> speaking of "z," that's the last species to pick up. >> yay! one more species, and we'll be in tro

it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscansout of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> i

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hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-ha-ha-ha watch wild kratts! weekdays on pbs kids go! org and play to decide who has what it takes. wait, wait jess, don't leave. i'll help you out here. pull! (glass breaking) cut! ratts is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. hey, it's the kratt brothers! i'm martin! and i'm chris, and this lynx kitten is only about 6 months old and very playful. this skunk kit is 6 months old too, and he just wants to get his nose sniffing and digging in the dirt. at this age, the skunk isn't really worried about the young lynx kitten, but the lynx kitten is so curious. not sure what to do about-- he wants to pounce on this furry thing, but he's a little nervous. chris: so right now, these two baby animals get along pretty well, but when they get older, everything's going to change. martin: that's because skunks eat what they eat. berries and worms. and lynx eat what they eat rabbits and, well, skunks. martin: oh, the cat is curious. you do want to jump on hi

ooh, ha-ha-ha-ha. i wish i could make a ginormous sculpture, but i've got this bum thumb. hmm. nt last year. this is us eating watermelon... and here we are showing my mom how much we like her spaghetti. good times. narrator: now that they knew what to sculpt they needed something to sculpt with. fortunately, george had some clay. (grunting) unfortunately, he didn't have enough. oh... hey, just checking to see how my thumb is com... (hoots anxiously) aah! you call that a ginormous sculpture? oh, we got work to do. a ginormous sculpture needs a ginormous amount of clay. oh. that's all you've got? uh-huh. hmm, maybe we could use something else to make our sculpture. (chatters a question) lunchtime. anyone for peanut butter sandwiches? uh, yes. yes. (hooting happily) here, the mud will stick to the cardboard instead of your feet. i already knew that. (chattering) (grunting, lips smacking) no, can't eat. i've got to clean up and call a tow truck. (lips smacking) (talking indistinctly with mouth full) both (mumbling): hmm? whatever we use... (gulps) ...has to be soft and squish-able.

ha ha! ok, you ok now? oh, i'm mad now, rog. now i'm mad. ok, you're mad. that son of a gun. he's done this twice. oh, damn! son of a-- i'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose, rog. twice. just relax. are you ok? yeah, i'm ok. i'll be ok. are you ok? i'm ok. hey, i'm having it! i ran out of biscuits, all right? give me a break. what'd i miss? roger: oh, god. leo, what are you doing here? great car chase. great chase! what are you doing here? how'd you find us, huh? my police scanner. what are you doing with a police anner? what am i--hello? car 54, where are you? i cracked this case for you guys. listen, mesa verde's legit. they got a housing project out in the desert. it's called rancho arroyo. riggs: i know where that is. hey, why don't we go check it out? i'll leave my car here. i'll come with you. no, you're not coming with us! yes, i am! i'll take my car. no, you're not. yes, i am. i can't believe you did that! i got a spare in the trunk. (gunfire) you're driving. no, i'm driving. how could you do that? i can't believe you did that! hey, rog, i can't-- i can't believe-- i can't believe you did that. how could you do that? they're my partners! i can't believe they did that! 21-18, clear. excuse me. you own your own home? [siren] ♪ [ female announcer ] mcdonald's dollar menu just keeps getting better. introducing the all-new mouthwatering grilled onion cheddar burger, topped with melty white cheddar and caramelized onions. plus all your tasty favorites for just a dollar each. ♪ every day, as always, there's a lot to love for a little on mcdonald's dollar menu. ♪ i had a client who came in... on mcdonald's dollar menu. she'd been doing her own tax returns for maybe two or three years. i said, "let me just look'em over and make sure there's no mistakes." they were really, really wrong. i did them over, and i called her... and said, "you're gonna get a total of about $10,000 back." i wave my wand and refunds suddenly appear. i can help you. looks like we came to the right place. yeah. move on out to travis town. great place to raise a family. built on guns and bloodshed. that's one hell of a retirement plan this guy's got, isn't it? let's foreclose on this son of a gun. hey, is that, uh... it's darryl's gun. i've been saving it for the right occasion. this is the right occasion. how many men you think he hasknows. maybe i should run over there ask him. what do you say? that'd be too easy. wish i had some grenades or a nice rocket launcher, maybe a ground-to-air missile. hey, i wonder what murphy's got in his trunk. well, it's obvious murph was never a boy scout. not even a good spare. yeah. [gun clicks] put your hands down. it's embarrassing. how you doing? kissing, huh? fresh ones, huh? oh, yeah, yeah, shaving cuts. you don't get any points for those. how'd you get here? drove. how did you-- i ran into leo at the police station. any idea lucky thing we got a plan. yeah, lucky thing. what is it? oh, no. i want it to be a surprise. oh, i like surprises. the cops! move it! go on, check it out. let's go. (gunfire) [siren warbles and dies] look what they did to murph's car. could have been worse. could have been yours. could have been worse. could've been trish's car. on 3. 3. 3? ok. 1... 2... 3! police! freeze! (gunfire) go! (gunfire) what's wrong with you? i said go on 3, not 2! she yelled

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going where no human has gone before not anymore! hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-ha electric company." agreement from the u.s. department of education's ready to learn grant, and viewers like you, thank you. (laughter) lisa? hector? fancy meeting you guys here. (laughter) we'll be right back. (coughing) sorry, i choked on my own spit. want to beatbox just like shock? go online to pbskidsgo.org and you can mix your own beatbox and share it with your friends. there's tons of other cool games you can play like "music man" and "jack bowser." you better get playing if you want to be as good as shock. stocks fell on worries that china might... announcer: the new pbs for ipad app. you'll never know what you'll find. [dog barks] announcer: available now in the app store. ld kratts is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. hi, we're the kratt brothers. i'm martin. and i'm chris. and it might look like we're just for a walk in the woods. and we are, but this is a special walk because w

ha ha ha ha yes according the corporate media the biggest dirt on mr lewis is new the signature apparently the most interesting thing they can dredge up and that is handwriting sucks but of course this is all just one giant distraction from who he is really so who is jack lew what. we're about to give you never seen anything like this. and that's coming your way a little later today here in auty well in about to eight minutes from now i'll be back as the news continues here on t.v. do stay with us if you can. yet another tragic shooting right on the streets of the capital is again cause to open the gun debate across the nation now all the talking heads are saying that you got to take away the guns to be safe well the problem is that the shooting happened right on the streets of the capital of a country where the guns have already been taken away paris france three kurdish women one of whom was a kurdish separatist party co-founder were shot dead at the scene of the crime was right outside recu

, ha, ha. ha, ha. jimmy: brett, brett. >> yeah. >> yeah, do you have a girlfriend? >> jimmy: no, wait. brett, you skipped a line. [ laughter ] >> oh. wait, didn't you pull us over for speeding? >> yeah, but i'm gonna cut you a deal. if i let you go right now, you are not allowed to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend. >> you have a girlfriend? >> shh, my parents might be nearby. but, yes, i do. her name is stephanie. >> is it love? >> i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was fantastic. [ laughter ] >> i think. now, go. drive away. don't tell my parents. now, i'm going to walk backwards so it looks like you're driving away from me. >> jimmy: brett and taylor mime driving away while the cop walks backwards so that it looks like they're driving away from him. [ laughter ] >> hey, wait a second. i shouldn't be driving this car. you should. >> why? >> 'cause we're in england. [ light laughter ] >> both: the end. >> jimmy: very nice. get up. please, take a bow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ take a bow. fanta

has it under control. and hector's running the diner, francine has a new assistant and there's someone else... you'll find out about him right now. i can make a wordball! what do i do now? breathe and pick a target. a what? a target! something you're aiming for, like this wall. okay, that's my target! whoa, your wordball is going all over the place. yeah, it keeps changing direction! there it is, no there, wait, there! i missed my target! hey, you guys! marcus almost hast your target you've got to throw straight ♪ ♪ and to throw really straight you've got to concentrate ♪ ♪ now watch me hit it come check out mine! ♪ ♪ i throw so straight like i'm following a line ♪ if marcus can hit the target two times in a row he can join "the electric company." i'd better tell francine. ♪ marcus, show them. no! little marty farms has the power? it's marcus barnes. keep watching. ah-ha...never mind. he's terrible. he can't throw it straight yet but they're going to teach him. and if he learns, he gets to join "the electric company." no! say it isn't so. it isn't so. really? no, i just said that because you told me to, it's very much so. i was so happy when lisa left, now this. i must find a way to stop marty farms. think, carruthers, concentrate. i've already written up six ideas. number four is the best. have manny spamboni invent a machine to mess up marcus' wordballs. gilda flip, you are going to make a great prankster one day. thanks. so i think i see the proble

ha ha, very funny. ha. ha, ha. you're not gonna get me twice. uh, jimmy, that wasn't us. ahh! nd chris howling) (creature howling) keep going bro, i'm gonna see if i can spot them. (howling) koki: wild kratts, where are you? (howling) oh, hey koki. we were just out trying to decide which nocturnal creatures we want to be! (howling) bet you can't guess. a wolf? oh! no... chris: i found the wolf pack! they're just to the west of us! okay, you're right. jimmy z: wolves!? yikes! you guys are actually looking for wolves? yeah, one of the most misunderstood animals in the forest. some people think they're really dangerous but they're actually pretty wary of people. wow, but that howling is pretty spooky. wolves howl to talk to each other. they're saying, "here i am. this area is my home my territory." (howling) let's follow that... whoa! gah! (continues talking, muffled) whoa, cool! an abandoned raccoon den! this must have been a great den. it's big, hidden and- martin: chris! chris? hey bro. chris, you all right?! ya, i'm fine. just checking out this old raccoon den i found. uh, loo

ha ha ha ha now according to corporate media the biggest dirt on mr lewis is a new the signature apparently the most interesting thing they can dredge up is that his handwriting sucks but of course this is all just one giant distraction from who he is really so who is jack lew. what we're about to do because you've never seen anything like this i'm telling. you. next i'm mark sky's a star used to have a child that i'm also on the world's finances and the kaiser report. we speak your language about the war not a day in. the music programs and documentaries and spanish what matters to you breaking news a little turn to bangalore stories. where you hear. the troy all teach spanish point out visit i too early to teach. hi i'm max kaiser welcome to the kaiser report you know markets don't you know the economies banks to scale it down to me banks there is ringing markets kill autonomy's banks there's trading fraudulent so-called derivatives kill wealth and savings baxter's shut down the entire fabri

he has a normal iq, he has been divorced and remarried. he has no history of psychiatric illness. oddly, has worked as a correctional officer for a while. he has worked as a schoolteacher. 16 years ago, he hit his head and knocked himself unconscious. no kind of neurological events following that. for the last year, he has had some migraines. he started using pornography on the internet. he started soliciting sex from women working in massage parlors. he reports that he has a very high sex drive and conceals his behavior because he feels that it is wrong. there is a picture. [laughter] in 2010, he makes some subtle sexual advances to his stepdaughter. mom find out about this and brad is legally removed from the home and diagnosed as a pedophile. he is chemically castrated in treatment to try to reduce his sexual behavior. he is found guilty of child molestation and he is sent to a sexual addiction facility or jail. brad chooses rehab. in rehab, he starts being inappropriate. staff. he starts to solicit sex from other clients. he has some of bedwetting. the night before he goes to p

going where no human has gone before not anymore! hah-hah-hah heh-heh-heh ha-hapartment of education's ready to learn grant, and viewers like you, thank you. the first step is to go online to pbskidsgo.org and earn points for francine or for me or for any of your favorite pranksters. and well, i suppose you could play for one of the electric company members, too. so, it could likely to be -- that makes no sense. francine has filmed 20 broken records -- (sneezing) it's another filming... (laughter) ratts is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. hi, i'm chris. i'm martin. we're the kratt brothers. and we're out for a hike with three members of the camelid family. this big guy is a dromedary, a one-humped camel. and these two little guys are alpacas. both these animals have the very same ancestor, so how did they turn out so different? that's because they live in completely different places. and have adapted to survival in these different places. martin: animals are designe

ha, ha, ha-- which is the only way that i have ever done it. um, that's it for me. thank you guys so much! thank you for being such an amazing audience. i really appreciate it! thank you! [cheers and applause] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. nice program for you tonight. fresh off a gelden globes victory, jessica chastain is going to be here from the film "zero dark thirty". i don't want to spoil it for anybody but keep your eye on the bin laden character. [ laughter ] now, listen, as you know following a series of terrible gun tragedies in this country in let's call it 30 years of you are bar warfare, america is in the midst of a serious conversation about guns. the nra has been clear thought would meet any gun laws with serious resistance. >> they are getting the message out rncht president's kids more important than yours? why is he skeptical

ha ha ha. geoff: i do love when you exert your powers, mr. ferguson. craig: good night, everyone. >>> you're watching cbs 5 eyewitness news in high definition. >>> the secret a bay area man was trying to protect with an alligator named mr. teeth. good evening. i'm mr. ken bastida. >> and i'm ms. elizabeth cook. we've all heard of guard dogs. but a guard alligator? that's what sheriff's deputies tell linda yee they found at a home in castro valley. and the five-foot gator was guarding a drug stash. >> reporter: sheriff's deputies found him in a plexiglass tank. >> a five-foot alligator that was used as a deterrent to guard it. >> reporter: cops were just doing a routine search at the home of the gator's owner, who ask on -- who is on probation. >> it started to move and it became a little more aggressive and that caused great concern for them. >> reporter: when they moved mr. teeth into an animal welfare truck, it was snapping. and the neighbors on this quiet street were talking. >> when i saw the alligator... >> what did you think? >> just weird. >> re

ha, ha! thanks so much you're very kind. ♪♪ the cat in the hat sure knows a lot about animals.l you help me find an animal that's hiding on this log? there's a snake! right! there's a snake on the log but look closer. there's one more hiding a moth! it's a special kind of moth that blends in with the log. this color pattern is a type of disguise called camouflage. pretty neat! you can learn more about animals with the cat in the hat at pbskids.org. coming up next it's a reading adventure with "super why!"

has been canceled and so has your gas. who pays your bills? bob. bob who? i don't know. my parents' guy bob. ha ha ha! your phone's dead.m sure it's little consolation, but you're not the only one who got taken, miss gunn. bob kopalski had ten clients, assets equaling over $100 million, when he disappeared. and you're telling us that none of it's insured? what a disaster. thank god for the residuals. actually, kopalski took such heavy advances on the royalty income that by the time the account recoups, miss gunn will be on social security. where does someone disappear with $100 million? the best we can guess is south america. can't you just sue? my god, how could he do this to her? he'll be back. they always come back. if he does, he'll be looking out the back of an fbi van on his way to a long prison term. it'll be years before you see a dime, if ever. mr. feldman, as a lawyer, may i please ask your advice as per what to do in the meantime as far as, you know, money? get a job? ingrid: "dear prospective employer, "although i've had no previous employment, ever, "the following is a partial but significant list of person

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