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ha ha ha! i keep forgetting. >> oh, all aboard. >> sydney, thank you for a starrific evening! tion! >> [cheering] >> way to go, don! >> good job! >> great! >> great job! >> hi, there. i'm dr. scott, the paleontologist. and this is sinovenator. like its cousin troodon, sinovenator may have been nocturnal, which means it was most active at night. we humans tend to be most active during the daytime, but it's a lot of fun to go outside at night. hey, there's sidney sinovenator pointing out all the stars. on a clear night like this, you can see hundreds of stars in the sky. look at them all. come on, let's count them. are you ready? 1, 2, 3...oh, forget it! it's hard to believe, but there's actually billions of stars out there in the universe. if you look closely, you can see constellations-- groups of stars that form a pattern. it's kind of like playing connect the dots, but at night. now, if we connect the stars over here, we get a constellation called the big dipper. and here's a constellation called the little dipper. and that bright star is called the north star, or polaris. yo

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