ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! feel better? a little bit. crying really helped. this thing's unbelievable, huh? i know. it felt like we were navigating through high-speed traffic in a soda can. what was he thinking giving us a car? well, honey, it's pretty obvious he did it because of you. me? yeah. i mean, the way you yelled at him the other day. you made him feel so bad. and he knew we needed a new car, so voilÄ! our '99 douchen...thing. excuse me, but this wouldn't have happened if you would have let us get the other car, but no! we gotta save money for our children. well, just look what you've given birth to. all right, just relax now. you're just a little upset because you almost died. but maybe we just need time to get used to this thing. i mean, it is kinda cute in its own little way. oh, god, we are so screwed. hey, what's goin' on? what the hell is this? it's our new car. no, seriously, what is it? it's a car! maybe if you'd spent some time in luxembourg, you wouldn't ask such stupid questions. where do the clowns come out? 'cause in-- you know, in the ci

there was no ha. ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha have you. got a story. to us the thing that is strange is that nothing reaches us no lectures no warnings just today they bought your house and you have to go but nothing has arrived. the world cup. broke up the truck. back up our car across. the limo both of us we have all the evidence documents lead. to show that we have sent to modify the loan that the bank suddenly sold our house during the process they never said we know you are yet so you will not be just sold it i mean. that's. how. our. i know i know i. have arrived. i. am. going to. gina green is the director of the center for responsible lending a financial consumer protection agency with a task evaluating which financial instruments are unfair to the client after toxic mortgages gina green and her center are now interested in irregularities made by banks in foreclosure procedures. where east oakland were in the neighborhood east oakland hills it is a predominantly african-american community. and it was really you know this is one of the neighborho

ha! true dat. >> right. ha ha! ow, reggie, i was thinking, you know, before i left, about those things -- >> ah, i knew i'd catch you in here. hey, big swole, what was y'all about to do? y'all about to go to lunch, i bet. >> listen, now -- >> y'all about to put y'all legs under somebody's table. i know that. >> all right, all right, now, brown, cora was just about to tell me something. hey, what was it, cora? >> yes, i was. >> be careful. y'all gonna hurt my glutemus minimus. >> ain't nobody gonna -- >> move, mr. brown, i'm trying to tell him something. >> tell him. >> w-- reggie, how about you come over tonight? >> all right. >> oh, she can't come over tonight. she's gonna be sick. >> i am not gonna be sick. >> you are gonna be sick. >> i am not. >> you -- you are sick. >> i am not sick. >> you sick of watching him beg, r. belly. i bet you want to go half on a bagel, don't you? >> mr. brown -- that is so mean. see you tonight. >> all right, baby. >> "all right, baby." look at him. "all right, baby." >> you got it?

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cover you and your money. >> ha ha ha ha! >> cover you and your money. >> all right. >> it's almost like you're swimming. >> yeah. >> lord, i'm really gonna need a raise for all this. >> he said he own a-- ok. all right. so you own a landscaping business, owns a landscaping business. >> mm-hmm. >> yeah. well, i--i invented grass. >> that was good. >> was it good? ha ha ha ha! >> the worthingtons. >> ooh. remember what i told you. >> ok. okay, i got it. ha ha ha ha! mr. worthington, it is a pleasure to have you in my aboge. i see he brought his horse with him. he could dine and ride away. it's so nice to finally meet your mother. mama worthington, it is so nice to have you here. >> that's his wife! >> why didn't you tell me? >> the worthingtons now leaving. >> pops is really enjoying himself. >> oh, too much, if you ask me, lionel. >> i think he's doing a great job hosting. >> anybody want some of these cut-up sausages? >> florence, those are hors d'oeuvres. >> can says "sausages." >> i'll have one of those sausages. >> they're

ha ha ha ha! you should be pleased you met me. >> arizona -- that's an interesting name. is that where you're from? >> no, that's where i was conceived. my brother's name is '58 chevy. ha! [ wheezing ] '58 chevy. well, first of all, all this has to be replaced. now, i'm gonna knock out this, and all this has to be grouted. >> okay, wait. hold on. how much is all of this gonna cost? >> let me see. hmm. how much you got? >> uh, $932. >> oh, and 16 cents. >> that's how much it'll cost. what a coincidence! ha ha! >> let's continue. someone who studies genes is called a -- >> a player. you know what i'm saying? a dude see a fine honey walking down the street with some tight jeans on, he gonna have to study that. [ chuckles ] >> the answer is geneticist. everybody knows that. >> everybody don't. >> everybody doesn't. >> okay, okay, okay, okay. um, here's the next one. the diagram used to predict the characteristics an offspring may inherit from his parents is called the...? >> [ scoffs ] look. all i know is, i ain't the daddy. ha! right? >> the diagram is called a punnett square

ha ha ha! >> wow. >> wow. ha ha ha! >> baby, isn't this kind of expensive? can we afford this? what? hey, i am the new fire commissioner, baby. i am balling. >> you didn't have to do this. >> you deserve that. >> it's very sweet and everything, baby, but, see, this ring-- >> that ring, do you like it? >> words cannot express the way i feel. >> give me some. give me some! >> oh, ok. yeah. ha ha! >> but you know what, curtis? she does actually look really good to me, though. >> compared to what? >> don't do that. >> well, actually, these rolls look really good to me. >> didn't i tell-- >> ooh ooh! stop. stop. would you stop? [doorbell rings] >> uh! ha ha ha! you like that, don't you? >> yeah. >> ha! oh, it's-- come on in. hi, you. oh, kathleen, i forgot to ask you if you eat pork. i hope you eat pork. >> i got to go. >> well, we have chicken. >> it's time for my bath. excuse me. >> oh, yeah. you know, you get pretty dirty running around over there. did you guys enjoy your paintballing? [door slams] >> what you trying to say? >> i'm trying to say, you get pretty dirty running arou

ha ha ha! you're funny, honey. actually, now that i see him with the lights up, he's not the best-looking bow in the bag. look at those beady eyes, huh? that gigantic, misshapen head. he's kind of a freak, actually. you'd have to be quite a hard-up skank to want to jump those bones, huh, carr? well, "skank" is-- is a little harsh. is it? well, whatever. hey, look, little fried things. ahem. so, word on the street is you ordered the steak. uh, yes. why? you didn't hear? there's been some rumblings about the meat. what do you mean? mad cow disease. i had it as a child, so i'm immune. i ordered the fish, but i'd be happy to switch entrees with you. no, thank you. kel, does doug seem weird to you at all today? what do you mean? well, it just seems like he knows what happened between todd and i, like he smells it on me. huh. well, men are perceptive like that. have you met doug? well, no, no. maybe you were just projecting a vibe... deacon told him. you told deacon?! he wasn't supposed to say anything, but i will tell yo

i am a singer. >> yes. >> ha ha ha ha! whatever! ha ha ha! now, please. t of your mouth -- >> ♪ ohhhh, ooh [ vocalizing ] >> hey. >> okay, okay. all right. all right, i can work with that. i can work with that. okay, what are we gonna do? what are we gonna do? okay, give it to me again. my mind's going. give it to me again. we can do something with that. >> [ vocalizing hoarsely ] >> okay, do it like you did it. do it like you just did it. >> [ voice cracking ] >> oh, no, that sucks. don't do it. no. >> curtis, i think she blew her voice out. >> amateurs. >> janine. >> [ hoarsely ] well, i can still perform. i can do it. >> baby... >> i can do this, uncle curtis. >> no, the hell you can't. you're like this. you can't do it. it's a wrap. god said, "shut up." >> see? you should have just listened to uncle curtis and broke a leg. >> go take the trash out. >> i can't hear you. you know, my music is playing and stuff. >> can you hear this? >> yep. >> thank you, baby. janine, come on. let's just go and get some tea, baby. maybe that'll fix it. >> that's a good i

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