this is ha ha clinton-dix. and ha ha clinton-dix is his name. so what do you think? guy's named ha ha clinton-dix. you think why doesn't a guy named ha ha clinton-dix change his name. wouldn't it be easier to go through life not named ha ha clinton-dix. maybe or maybe ha ha clinton-dix is daring you to make fun of his name by being named ha ha. look at him. number 6 for the university of alabama where they are not kidding ever about football. he played safety as a freshman. he has a 33 inch vertical leap. if he ever thought about tackling you or me, if he ever imagined doing that, you or i would require hospitalization just from the thinking of it. if you ever dream about making fun of ha ha clinton-dix, you need to wake up and apologize promptly. ha ha clip ton diks was the 21st player picked in the first round. he was picked by the green bay packers and he is now everybody's new favorite player. it's a rule, nobody laughs at ha ha. "weekends with alex witt" starts now. >>> the search is on. a hot air balloon bursts into flames and disappears. we'll tell you what wi

>> ha-ha-ha, ha-ha. let's see. >> oh, there's that many? just trying to think of the g-rated ones. no. >> jimmy: well, hello, madam secretary. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know it is prom season right now. it is also known as puke in a limo month. this weekend is the biggest weekend of the year for filling water bottles with your parents' vodka. prom season, i don't know, always makes me kind of nostalgic. remember your prom theme? we had our, my prom theme was "dukes of hazard" that's what i was sitting at home watching when it was happening. finding a date to the prom can be very stressful. even more so now. because you know about the prom-posals. kids are now asking each other to prom in big elaborate ways which they call prom-posals. just when you thought yolo was the worst new term along comes prom-posals. kid go all out for this stuff. they rent billboard. they will make videos. they're sky writing. and it's nuts as if it wasn't sad enough when a girl said no to you before. imagine hearing no after you have trained a flock of doves to s

ha, ha, ha, yeah. , all the way at the bottom of the charts, here's "started from the bottom" by president barack obama. ♪ ♪ uh-oh there's a zombie on the track started from the bottom now i'm here ♪ ♪ got sasha and malia got the whole teams up in here ♪ ♪ started from the bottom now look at me, bitch i'm the [ bleep ] damn president ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, is that the clean version? >> jimmy: i don't what's going on with this. >> steve: you didn't play the clean version? >> jimmy: going through a a midlife crisis. i had no idea. i didn't know we had the clean version. >> steve: you don't have the clean version? >> jimmy: i don't know. but that's the songs right there. you guys, we're gonna come back with more "tonight show." we have "hashtags" when we come back. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ pepsi wild cherry. explosively cherry. there's a bonus in store! at the petsmart big brands bonus sale. save $8 on select nature's recipe® dry dog food and save $3 on select new nature's recipe®

ha ha! it's been a lot of fun through the years, hasn't it? >> yeah, it sure has. we've been in this market a long time. >> a long time. we've done a lot of nice things. >> and we've caused a little commotion >> a little troublwe've gotten i@, with both the tenants and the customers... >> and the customers. >> and the wives. >> oh, yeah, the wives. >> we won't--ha ha ha! you know, actually at one time, back many years ago, they used to open up at 6:00, and then they changed it to 7:00. and now it opens when you get there. heh! we actually get there sometimes at midnight, 11:30, and customers will be waiting 'cause ey want to get their flowe. and they maybe come from a long distance, so they want to get them, and they want to beat the traffic. >> once at the shop, the flowers are pampered and processed and placed in a vase. it's been a mere 10 hours since this larkspur left the farm in pescadero. it now heads out the door to brighten someone's day. california-grown goodness at its best. i'm dennis newhall for "california country." >> today on food 101, we're going to

-ha ha ha! i just look around, there's all these strippers. t the same time. best of both worlds. girls and football. i don't know what i like more. look at that. it's vince from vip. i didn't call to waste your time today. i know you get a lot of these calls. you'll get seven full days of service. steve asked me to give you a call, make sure you get on this east carolina game. it starts at 3:00. we got one more game today as well. the brooklyn nets. i'm not gonna give you a bunch of plays, but we're gonna play a game today, and we're not gonna-- steve: i'm on a phone call, trying to lock in a deal. i just have this strong presence walk by me. i look behind me. it's paula. let me give you a call back. i'll be with you in a little bit, because i've got something that just came up. her walking back-- i didn't know if she was coming with a box to get the rest of her stuff and leave, or what the case was. i just needed to talk to her and tell her exactly how i feel about our situation. because it's been bothering me in a major way. well, what's goi

-ha clinton-dix. or maybe ha-ha daring you to make fun of his name being named ha-ha. look at him. 6 for the university of alabama. they're not kidding ever about football. he played the position of safety for alabama as a freshman. he has a 33 inch vertical leap. if he ever thought about tackling you or me. if he imagined doing that. you or i would require hospitalization from the thinking of it. if you ever dream about making fun of ha-ha clinton dix, you need to wake up and apologize promptly. ha-ha clinton dix was the 21st player picked in the first round. picked by the green bay packers. and he is now everybody's new favorite player. it is a rule. nobody laughs at ha-ha. that does it for us tonight. see you monday. in the mean team you have to spend some quality time in the crowbar hotel. go to prison. bye-bye. >>> there are 2 million people behind bars in america. we open the gates. "lockup." >> i pled guilty to sixable assault.

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after the roster came out, jonathan klinsmann tweeted, ha-ha, donovan, ha-ha, i didn't even notice until my phone notified me and one more ha-ha for good measure. apparently his entire twitter account was deleted. donovan has played in three world cups. the los angeles galaxy star reportedly had problems with coach jurgen klinsmann after taking several months off last year. meantime, the bay area's own chris headed to brazil. he was chosen as one of the team's four forewords. >>> well, would you want darth vader at your marriage. it's an option facing voters in one european city. >>> well, a strange sight in the capital of ukraine today. a man wearing a darth vader costume, another guy in a storm trooper costume arrived to meet reporters with his own campaign music. he tried to run for president of ukraine, but was rejected. now he's running for the mayor of kiev. nobody knows who he is. he's the mayoral candidate of the internet party of ukraine, claims to have 50,000 members. 18 candidates are running. don't forget to enjoy your weekend. keep it safe. whore of whores! my frankie could

ha-a-a-nd! aaaaaaaaaaah! very funny, mom. i know it's halloween. nice fake hand. phil: aaaah! aaaah! aah! aah! aah! aah! aah! ha ha ha! halloween. especially claire. it's my favorite holiday. ever since i was a kid, i loved scary things. if there was a new horror movie in town, i was the first in line. "one, please." [chuckles] then i met phil. "two, please."

let's start, in your exhaustive research, has has the koch's political interests confirmed their political viewpoints. >> the one thing about the kochs is that a lot of people say they're really just trying to line their pockets. i spent more than three years looking at these guys and it's more complicated. they are kind of libertarian purists. they will advocate against welfare for the poor, but they also don't want corporate welfare for businesses. so they try to apply their beliefs consistently. they have become these kind of republican kingmakers these days. but to really understand their ideology, you have to go back to the '60s and '70s when charles koch was trying to mainstream

ha-ha-ha! >> jimmy: that's the british for you. >> that is a skill. : arrested develop. fans continually bring the show up to you. >> yeah, they do. so nice. people who loved arrested development for sure. i think when i was in florida, i was speaking at florida state university just to their students you. know i remember, this one time. this happened some times where people will come up and say, do you remember this scene where buster, you know, did this? and the scene and this thing happened. and i, i like don't have any idea what you are talking about. so, please fill me in. it is great. i love when people come up and give me the details that i forgot. it's just like, yeah, your mom's name was lucille. like that is hilarious. i forgot about that! >> jimmy: must be so confusing to them afterwards. they realize. >> when you shoot you forget. it was a long time ago. ful to have people remind me. >> jimmy: he was a dimwit on the show. your character on veep character is very gentle as well. very smart. >> very kind. >> jimmy: you have, i understand a fi

-ha-ha. >> you always got to be sarcastic. >> always got to be sarcastic, you know. haan. you know, love him or leave him and i love him. >> all right, i love you, baby. >> all right, love you. >> love you. >> bye-bye. >> getting in trouble, there's no if, ands, buts, i can't. if i do, i'll lose my family. got to man up and change, stay home, take care of the family. >> prior to her release two months earlier, brandee nyp said she would like to return to her family as well, and put her crack addiction behind her, but those plans are on hold. >> brandee has been brought back on a bond violation, so the bonding agents are outside with her, appears she's in handcuffs now. we're waiting on a female officer to come in, conduct a pat down search and then we'll process her back into jail. >> hi. >> suzi. >> what's up. >> not going to run on us, right? >> no. come on. >> nyp was apprehended by her bondsman after missing a court date. >> using last night? >> no. >> four days clean. >> four days clean. >> you're clean? >> let me see your tongue. back there. >> nyp is fingerprinte

has since been reopened. and a new twist in the donald sterling controversy. ha ha sterling has sent a letter to the n-b-a pay his $2.5 million fine and rejects his lifetime ban. the letter also threatens the n-b-a with a lawsuit if sterling's punishment for making racist remarks is not rescinded. in a recent interview this week, sterling repeatedly denies he's a racist despite those comments he made who are you? [whispering] i'm the breakfast fairy. what are you doing? leaving you a few bucks. that's all you need for my - sourdough breakfast melts, with your choice of ham, egg and cheese, or bacon egg and cheese, both on toasted sourdough. right now they're 2 for just $4.00. there's no such thing as the breakfast fairy. woah, woah - you're right. uh, i'm jack. i just put these wings on and broke in through your window to leave some money under your pillow ohh, good. cuz for a minute there this wasn't making any sense. tara, the cat that saved a boy attacked by a dog earlier this week in bakersfield, will throw out minor league baseball game. the bakersfield blaze w

ha-ha-ha. that is pretty good.n my desk. >> you are fine. give it some pats. >> jimmy: you are bleeding, why am i fine. >> i'm not bleeding -- >> you are bleeding from the less dangerous animal. >> the carical, the tufts, the north american. >> pet him. >> come on, jimmy, pet him. >> jimmy: his head seems too small for the rest of his body. no offense, dude. >> the smaller head is an adapt tugs stronger muscles. the shorter the jaw muscles are the better the bite is. one of the best predators in the world. when it sees something it wants to eat few can get away from it. >> jimmy: does it eat mice and stuff look that? >> anything smaller than. >> come here, buddy. >> jimmy: does it kill for fun like cats do. >> the predator defense is, far more. they hunt because they can kill something. >> jimmy: if you gave it catnip would it roll and freak out? >> this guy wouldn't. some like catnip. snuggly. obviously, they're not like domestic cats. with this big harness. with the big harness. it is obviously, looks like it may

out of nowhere you would hear him just you know, ha, ha, ha. >> other than his hairline, douglas bozo witlou had little in common with his namesake and his crime was no laughing matter. when we met him, he was in thinks 13th year of a 65-year sentence for rape and criminal confinement. and when we saw his scars, it was evident that his status as a sex offender made his time in prison anything but a circus. >> when i was burned with hot water out of a hot pot with baby oil and hair grease. it got on my arm, my stomach. it burned my stomach, it burned my back too. and i healed up pretty good but that's a permanent scar forever. >> he claimed to not know who exactly attacked him. but he offered multiple possibilities for why it happened. >> witlou constantly changed his story what happened and why hes with attacked. at one point he told us it was because he was actually defending a nurse who was the actual intended victim of his attack. >> someone threatened to gun [ bleep ] and so i didn't want the nurse hurt and i said throw it on me. >> another time he told us it was just an accident

ha-ha-ha. >> stephen: now, satan, you and i rarely see eye to eye on anything but i understand you don't like this statue, either. >> pardon my language, stephen but this statute is horse hockey. everything with a goat head must be the devil. that is racist. >> stephen: i didn't realize you were so sensitive to prejudice. >> look, just because i'm the father of all hatred doesn't mean i'm some kind of bigot. i will torture the flesh of any race, creed or color. to paraphrase dr. king, i have a nightmare. ( laughter ). >> stephen: now, mr. satan, have you spoken to baphomet about this? >> yes, i have, stephen, and he is so depressed, he won't even leave his waterbed filled with the tears of children. how would you feel if you were dropped two months' salaries on a pair of high, hard double ds and they didn't even make it on the statue. that's bound to give you some body issues. >> stephen: thanks for joining us satan. but before you go, is there anything you'd like to plug. >> yes, check out the internship on dvd and blu-ray. i'm really proud of it. >> stephen: satan, lord of hell, everyb

i also want to say congrats to our pal ha ha clinton-dix. [ cheers ] he's a safety who was drafted by the green bay packers last night. that's right. his name is haton-dix. [ laughter ] i just hope he does well. you hate to hear some guy in the crowd go like, "you suck, clinton-dix!" [ laughter ] what? [ cheers and applause ] his name is -- >> jimmy: but that's right. clinton-dix is a packer. [ laughter ] only way that can get better if he was a tight end. if he was a tight end -- [ laughter ] that's good. >> steve: that's good. is he a wide receiver? [ laughter ] i'm asking what position he plays. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy mother's day. oh yeah, wow. [ cheers and applause ] happy, happy, happy mother's day to all the mothers. [ applause ] and since this is my wife's first mother's day i went with my daughter and got one of those hand prints made in clay. [ audience aws ] and my wife was like, "thanks, honey, but i'd rather have the baby's hand print." [ laughter ] and i'm like, "well i'm famous. so i mean it's worth more." [ laughter ] i'm the one who grows her. actually a new survey found that

ha ha moment. we started talking about on the first day i met alan eight years ago at my house, we talked about having a great transition but also a good management development process. there was not really an ha ha moment. for me, the job market in north america was really defining. that was a huge job and it started before alan got here. mark came up with a way forward plan. tooks a tough job and he slings and arrows internally and ask internally early on. he grew and persevered. by the end, he had gained admiration and respect of the men and women of ford around the world. that was very telling. a lot of people back then, if remember, they thought he would not stick it out. it was a tough job. they underestimated how much you loved the company and the industry and also have a fee is. -- tough he is. >> we're talking about yum! brands. the head of the taco bell chain will replace david at the end of the year. he will also join the board. stephen novak will become executive chairman. the changes will take effect january 1 in 2015. the own brand trying to regain momentum in china and reward customers at home. in addition to taco bell, the young brandt owns kfc pizza hut. we are going inside te

ha ha ha! >> ! he artist who designed the tattoo said it took five hours and has the glory she deserved. >> all those emmys weren't enough. she had to have a tattoo. it's the pinnacle. >>> speaking of that, if you are up high enough you will get well above the low layer of stratus that's just offshore from san francisco. cooling us downright now. not in santa rosa though. at 77 degrees there, 69 at concord, oakland at 62 and livermore 66 degrees. as we look at a fairly tranquil scene here yet the winds were blowing today. pretty good gusts up to about 25 miles an hour whipping the flags out there and the trees, as well. those winds will die down overnight but pick up again tomorrow. so expect a breezy but sunny sunday. right now the winds are down to about 16 miles an hour out of the west-northwest at pleasanton. out of the south 15 at concord. and at the airport, about 20 miles an hour. up at santa rosa not so bad out of the east-southeast at 7. one of the reasons why they are so warm, they just don

. >> ha-ha-ha! that's what you get! >> reporter: sometimes, karma is a ditch. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> reporter: back to james city, north carolina, and the case of bradley turner. after he accidentally fired off his gun handed to him by his wife, with their child in the car, police say he eventually pulled away. but then he circled back and fired shots into the empty pickup owned by josh berry who he believed had cut him off. berry called 911. >> 911. go ahead with the call. >> oh, he shot out my back glass in my truck, holy [ bleep ]. >> reporter: bradley and christie turner eventually turned themselves in and are now facing a whole litany of charges. turner was in court, battered and bruised, with his attorney by his side. >> we're dealing with a man who's a father and a husband and a hard-working man. and he was just completely terrified. >> reporter: police say they did not charge the young men because they were defending themselves. >> a lot of people are saying, you should have put the phone down and called the

has also risen up through the company. he has been a chief operating officer and has different positions. eader before and has international experience as well at various consumer brands, including some of the young brandt sportfolio. he is moving up now. taco bell is actually the smallest in terms of the various yum! brands in terms of the number of restaurants. they do not break out revenue. they tell you how much the revenue goes up at the various chains, but they do not break it out or are just beginning to do so again after not having done so. you see the way the company structure works, you have taco bell and kfc, except for china and india. india and china are in the fastest growth within the company. >> does this have anything to do it yesterday's announcement that taco bell's around the visit 88% cow? class it is purely coincidence that that announcement came out. if you read between the lines, maybe there was a subliminal message. >> sodium phosphate fillers, they say, are not healthy, and delicious. taco bell's flutist..., but i was hoping the ground beef would be almost all cow

ha ha ha, yeah. [ laughter ] got you dog. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound you like, man. u come, we love it because you're so musically talented. and the band's not with you, but do you mind playing little something for us. a little song or -- [ cheers and applause ] i know you play the piano. a talented -- [ talking over each other ] >> all right. >> jimmy: craig robinson, thank you for doing this, buddy. appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> all right. i need a little audience participation. ♪ [ clapping ] ♪ [ clapping ] ♪ [ clapping ] >> it's stomp your feet you mother [bleep]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. >> yeah? what happened? >> jimmy: turn it down man. [ laughter ] >> sorry, jimmy. ♪ come on, clap your hands everybody, come on. clap your hands everybody. come on. tonight. here we go. come on. have some fun tonight. happy. uh. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's it, that's it. yes you can go ahead. you can clap. [ cheers and applause ] >> this one is for the ladies. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ first i was afraid i was petrified kept thinking i could never ♪ ♪ live without you by m

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has become about him. hasn't it? >> media figures make it babout him. i think he has done an outstanding job of avoiding the media spotlight to the fullest extent. he has never done a television interview in the united states or any other country. >> in south by southwest? >> he has made appearances when he was assured he would be able to confine his comments to documents and revelations and issues surrounding privacy and surveillance and not be asked the kind of questions that virtually every t t.v. review would ask about his girlfriend and what he is doing in russia and what his life is like and those kind of things. he wanted to avoid having the issue personalized about him with the understanding he did something that there would be legitimate interest in him. the reason he stayed out of the lime line was that the focus to the fullest extent possible would remain on the story. >> when i was talking about your personal opinions, one of the personal opinions that is making news, your comments about hillary clinton former secretary of state? >> a journalist from gq came down to rio dejaniero and we spent time together. he talked openly and candidly. i

has failed to reverse it slowing sales growth. sales rose in the first quarter but it's fifth straight quarter shows sales growth has declined. ebay has settled a lawsuit with a federal and state government over deals with into it. under the terms, you may has agreed to and a nope 02 packed with other companies. ebay will also pay tell forney -- pay $3.75 million. the settlement comes a week after google, apple, intel and adobe settled a similar case. the justice department crackdown on silicon valley hiring practices is over for now. snapchat has poached a google employee, naming him as the information director. the snapchat conversations will disappear but can be saved and screen shots. you may recall that snapchat rejected a $3 billion takeover offer from facebook. now to our lead story -- t-mobile ceo john legere has made it clear the fourth-place wireless carrier has plans to turn the industry upside down and so far, so good. the carrier added 1.3 million new monthly subscribers in the first quarter, more than the combined total for verizon and at&t. t-mobile is using cheaper plans and promotions to lure customers. this showed up

ha ha ha, pause, sip of coffee. idea that after this past month she might say, no, probably not. >> this really is -- there are republicans who believe their best shot at beating her is to do whatever it takes to make her not want to run because the demographic problem of particularly among older white women flocking to her candidacy the first time, i have looked at evidence of this with women candidates first time run for the u.s. senate and governor. it's real and it makes her almost unbeatable and that's what makes a lot of republicans nervous. >> all right. thank you all very much for being here. appreciate the discussion very much. that's all for today. we are not going to be here next week because of nbc sports coverage of auto racing, formula one. but we will be back on june 1st. if it's sunday, it's "meet the press." >>> viral videos. >> oh, my god, what happened -- what happened to that guy? >> uploaded daily. >> everybody want to see stuff that goes slightly awry. >> viewed by millions. >> how could this n

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after that came out, ha, donovan, ha ha. i didn't notice until my phone notified me. ha, ha. donovan has played in three world cups, the los angeles galaxy star reportedly had problems with the coach after taking several months off last year. >>> the bay area own earthquake star is headed to brazil. chosen as one of the four forwards. making that game super excited. >> he used to play for de la sal. >>> time now 6:21. still ahead. bay area county is the luckiest in the country. many people making a b-line there. >>> bridging the late night gap. how you can take a school bus to get home after b.a.r.t. trains start running at night. >>> as we get you going let's give you a foggy, misty look at san jose. the skies a bit covered and hopefully won't impact that giraffe meteor shower later on this evening. we'll talk about that coming up. >>> 6:24 now. two life-long friends say they've come up with a plan to bridge the late night transportation gap from san francisco to oakland. they're calling it school night. they plan to rent school buses to take people back and forth from downto

>>> the kidnapping of 300 girls in nigeria has sparked an international response, you're aware of that. the president has taken a lot of heat with how he has handled the crisis, and what he did today won't help. >>> the warning about a new sleeping pill, and why think say you need to have your dose of lunesta. >> nigeria's president is being criticized for canceling a visit to a town where 300 children were kidnapped. he said that security forced him to cancel the trip. boko haram kidnapped the girls and threatened to sell them. >>> violence in bengahzi forced the shutdown of an airport. now the country's caretaker prime minister said the operation was not sanctioned by the army. rebels who held overthrow muammar qaddafi refused to give up their weapons. as al jazeera's omar alsalah reports, it's having a deep economic impact. >> reporter: libya has a number of oil and gas installations, oil and gas pipelines. it generates billions of dollars in revenues. this refinery is operating at full capacity and the oil terminals as tankers wait offshore. since the fall of muammar qaddafi's regime, oil installations became a target since last year m

has revealed national security secrets, has fled the country, a traiter to the united states. why should you not be prosecuted for aiding and abetting an enemy of the united states. >> that is the argument that haseen made every single time somebody comes forward in an ago of conscience like osberg did in '71 that the american government was lying to the population about the vietnam war and everyone said or a lot of people said he is a traiter,. >> stephen: he lost the vietnam war for us. >> he revealed that the american government knew that it was unwinnable at the same time that they were telling the population that they were winning it. >> stephen: we'll never know now. >> so that's the play book. >> stephen: we'll never know. we might have won if he hadn't said that. >> it's possible. >> stephen: it undermines the confidence of the american people in their own government, is that what you want? >> when they are doing things that deserve to have confidence in their actions undermined, yeah it is a good idea for that to be revealed. >> stephen: now this snowden fellow, okay. he fled to russia. does he feel more comfortable there? because it's a regime that is totally open and free? (laughter)

i think he has to do two things before he can address the deeper problems that ukraine has. one thing he hasto unify the country in the sense that the russian speaking population of the east feel that they are part of the same country on a and at the same time, he has to satisfy russia that his government is not going to be the rapidly anti-russian and security challenge for them. i do think that he should be well positioned atop them. he has business interests in russia. of course, he has been in the government of the party that dominated in the east so that it would seem he is the best of the current leaders to lead them into or out of some of their current problems. >> let's hear more from president-elect petro poroshenko. after winning sunday's election, he said russia's involvement is crucial to resolving the crisis. >> russia is our biggest neighbor. and because of the fact that they're stopping the war and bringing the peace to ukraine and bringing stability on the eastern part of ukraine, that would be impossible without dissipation of russian -- anticipation of russian representativ

has been linked to corruption. where does he go? >> he has been a successful prime minister. he has tripled the economy. he has reached out to the kurds. he has introduced a new foreign policy. he is seen as a man of the reflects man who that the country's feeling. ofwhat about the direction the country? >> this is an accretion of power by the prime minister. that is what they do in the east. andideas of girl is him checks and balances are not as deeply ingrained and that society. custom look at these protests and think things are changing, you are suggesting not so fast. >> let's wait and trust the turk his people. the end of the day, this is a democracy. i don't think that will change. it is a pretty stable country. bet on turkey. >> thank you very much for coming in. now, to nigeria where a car bomb has exploded in the capital. a number of people have died. it is unclear how many. it is near a site where an explosion at a substation killed nearly 70 people. what more do we know about this attack? >> well, officials are saying that nine dead bodies have been recovered from the scene and 11 unconscious

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has proved a problem. to that extent, "goodluck" jonathan's administration has been surrounded by this chaos of when boko haram has led for which there has been no answer. >> it is an extraordinary claim, though, isn't it in many ways that there may be incompetence as there is in an awful lot of administrations, there may be a lack of attention, but the fact that they were given warning and didn't do anything about it, did that surprise you? >> it absolutely did. i think it's a hughes lax for them to have known. many will say what on earth when they were to be protecting civilians? and boko haram taking such huge numbers of girls in the bush signals a failure at all levels in nigeria, the security forces, intelligence services, the government as a whole and many, one would say protecting life and property has not been the agenda. ultimately, "goodluck" jonathan has to take this seriously which i believe he is right now but the international community which are literally poised to assist him would make a difference. >> we thank you. that's ayahe johnson. thank you. >>> seven people have reportedly been killed near

we feel too much power has led to unaccountability, a culture of arrogance has has namade the party ineffective. there should not be a party that feels it is entitled to votes. as the media, i don't see why we can't do that. >> the print media in south africa is still lively but the taming of the sabc is not the only concern as the country goes forward. there is a sec res law before parliament vehemently opposed by the media that would make any journalist found guilty of national security information linable to up to 25 years. they tried to stop the information coming out pent on president zuma's home. it's not just the state of the south african media today. it's where this story is going. >> my anxiety here is that in the next five years, the anc realizes they could lose power. so you then end up in a space where democracy is being undermined undermined. it's the culture. i think we have to be able to fight harder and allow for the independence of the media whether it be print, television or even social . >> our global village voices now on journalism in today's south africa. >> globally spea

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has been given until thursday to abandon her christian faith. the judge also sentenced to 100 lashes for marrying a christian, but the 27-year-old has told the court she has always been a christian, she has never been a muslim. >> the search for more than 200 kidnapped school girls goes on. the case has promised an international and condemnation of the growled behind it. baca ha ram which has claimed responsible has disgraced their religion. on what is being done to regulate radical preaching. >> that's how many muslim leaders describe the abduction of nearly 200 school girls by the radical group. the shock also permeated deeply among nigeria's muslim whose make up roughly half the population. >> anyone who understands muslim, would never attempt this. government should make efforts to ensure that the correct religion is being taught and is being practiced. allowing some to spread the ideas unchecked. that's what happened with the founder who is killed by security forces in 2009. >> the supreme council for affairs based in a buddhist national mosque is the one's top islamic authority. it too is being criticized for not doing enough. >> the council of secr

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despite that, he can't bring peace to syria, he has decided he has to go. he has not given us many reasons in public. he has told us the security council in private. but i think its pretty clear what ended his term. he managed, and many people thought that he wasn't going to manage to get both sides around the table in geneva two rounds of peace talks, but in the end, he couldn't get the syrian delegation to even agree to his agenda of peace. >> it's very sad. as we continue as we have, to do everything that is humanly possible to work with the security council. we see neighbors of syria, and indeed with the parties themselves and the crisis. >> i think what has brought his resignation right now is the fact that he has said for sometime that he believes that the syrian be presidential elections would derail his process. those presidential elections are going ahead on june 3rd. president hasad is standing for office again, and that's why the resignation will take place at the end of the month. >>> the leader of syria's opposition spent this afternoon at the white h

he gets the beautiful san pablo reservoir behind you, what a weekend we have coming up. >> ha ha ha. have an excellent weekend coming up. moms choice to, right? just make sure she chooses something outside. that's a hint about the forecast. we are going to be 15 to 20 degrees warmer in some spots on sunday. but on this friday evening, the san pablo reservoir is a perfect place to just hear the birds as opposed to hearing the traffic. to look at the lake rather than all the urban wonderland that is the san francisco bay area in many spots. this family right here enjoying a friday night fishing here at the san pablo reservoir. highs today still below normal for most of us. concord 72. your average is 74. notice in the background there the camera shaking a bit the ocean beach shot because it is still windy out there. 30, 40 miles per hour in spots. livermore, san jose, oakland 67, san francisco the high today 63 degrees. let's update you on the drought. since january i have been using this graph comparing it to where we were a few weeks ago. snowpack way down. it's down more than 20% ov

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