. >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: whoa! >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: is your dad a maniac? >> ha ha ha! even on the coaster yet. >> it's freaking him out. >> [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: he's cursing. >> he's cursing it. >> mother of god! [ bleep ]! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: your dad is going to die. >> ah, ah, ah! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: i approve of anything that involves screwing with your parents, that's for sure. >> ha ha ha! >> the one thing i can say that gets a lot of people about these things, i love watching other people have fun. i think that's what a lot of people get out of these gaming videos. >> jimmy: i hate other people having fun. really? >> horrible, horrible person. >> jimmy: do you guys know each other? >> no, we met today. >> this is the first time we've met. you're bringing people together. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i'm wondering if you guys -- if you have a relationship. if you're in relationships. do you have a girlfriend? >> not right now. >> i have a boyfriend. >> jimmy: you have a boyfriend? but look at him. he's not bad, right? he's got a million views. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how ma

ha-ha! ha-ha! not bad? [ cheers and applause ] >> that's pretty good. that's not bad. >> jimmy: louder. >> you do it pretty good. >> jimmy: much louder. >> very good. >> jimmy: yeah. do you do an impersonation of [ laughter ] >> i mean, no, i haven't. maybe i did. >> jimmy: you could try to wing it. i'll close my eyes. [ mumbling quickly ] [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best impression anyone has ever done of me. i'm going to over-articulate the rest of our interview. [ laughter ] congrats on the movie, it comes out next friday. a great nancy meyers movie, she's the director. i love nancy meyers. if you like a good comedy, and you're opposite anne hathaway. how is she to work with? >> she's great. she was terrific. and it was a long shootw and a a difficult one, but worth every bit of time. >> jimmy: yeah, if you're stuck you might as well be stuck together. >> yeah, exactly. and she was great. she was wonderful, nancy was great too. >> jimmy: and in the movie you play a retired gentleman. but then in real life, i

because she was like, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. i love sushi. let's get sushi tonight. 's exactly what i wrote. >> so it is pretty funny. during the 12-minute video that aired during their wedding, they actually got quite liquored up during the taping of it. >> really liquored up. >> it was their drunk history of their drunk history together. cute. >> that's better than when had he go through the photos of when you were a child to present day. this is tar far more entertaining. maybe it will take off. others will follow. >> speaking of love, us young folks can learn a lot from the elderly about love. including airport arrivals. look at this older man waiting for the love of his life with those flowers. this video on youtube. 340,000 hits since it was posted on the 7th. she arrives and gets the embrace and gets the flowers. people are crooning in the background. >> i have a couple theories about that. that's not his wife. that's actually his mistress. >> no. come on. kendis. >> truth be told, that's the alternate ending to "titanic". >> she gets off a ship and gets reunit

i know, but still, you got so duped. >> didn't do it but you wish you thought of it. >> oh. >> ha, ha, ha> it's the summer party trick with watermelon that will have your friends saying -- dpsh how did you, come on -- i don't -- i don't know how you cut that off. >> see how it's done on "right this minute." colgate optic white toothpaste goes beyond surface stains to whiten over 3 shades. in fact, it whitens more than the leading express whitening strip. it's your smile bff. whiten more just by brushing. >>> summer is almost over but there is still a chance for you to be the coolest dude at a summer kids party. mark rober is and he has this pretty amazing party trick using this quarter melon. >> what the heck? >> did you see that? >> how did you, come on -- how do you -- i don't -- i don't know how you cut that off. like how do you do that? >> when you are a a rocket scientist you figure out some brilliant drikz and look at all the kids around him. >> looks like a giant red jelly bean. >> all the kids are amazed, he's feeling good because of this cool, awesome trick. >> nevermind the wate

>> jimmy: onh, okay. >> ha ha ha! >> that's the greatest joke! >> jimmy: maybe not the greatest joke. it was good, though. it was solid. can we hear another one? do you have anything else? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> joke number two. >> jimmy: okay. >> what did donald trump say when he declared bankruptcy? >> jimmy: what did donald trump say when he declared bankruptcy? when he declared bankruptcy what did he say? >> i don't have to pay! >> he has toupee. >> jimmy: right. >> i don't have to pay! >> jimmy: he'll say that a lot. all right. that's good. okay, yeah, i got that one. >> i don't have to pay! >> jimmy: do you have anything else? maybe something really big, a closer, something we can end on a strong note with. >> mr. jimmy kimmel, can you say the word [ bleep ] on your show? >> jimmy: no, we cannot say that word on the show. >> oh. >> jimmy: does that ruin the joke? >> pardon me. can you say the word wind from the ass of a man? >> jimmy: wind from the -- yeah i think we can say that yes. >> how is donald trump like indian food?

ha! ha-ha-ha! - so? - yeah, so? - dude, the simpsons has done everything already. who cares? - yeah, they've been on the air for, like, 13 years. of course they've done everything. - every idea's been done, butters, even before the simpsons. - yeah, in fact, that episode was a rip-off of a twilight zone episode. - really? so i shouldn't care if i come up with an idea and the simpsons already did it. it...doesn't matter. everything is back to normal! i think... i think i can go back to trying to destroy the world again! - good for you! - yeah, that's great, butters. now get the hell out of my room. - i feel like a spring chicken! i'm ready to wreak havoc once again! - hey, look, everybody! the other side of the aquarium is building another statue! - hey, it's tweek! - me? oh, man! i don't want to be a god! that is way too much pressure! - that is bull crap! you better stop worshiping him, sea-people! [muffled thuds] - what's going on now? - the sea-people from cartman's side are suicide-bombing the buildings on tweek's side. - agh! - yeah, go! - now what's happening? - the sea-

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has. america has some leeway. it really does. in addition to the structural differences there are the ideological and conceptual differences. maybe these were the most important differences of all. what do they say? the president president hasgone on record and it's very good, my skills as a historian, i always go back and look for quotes, but the president ought actually talks a tremendous amount about his feelings and perceptions so i don't have to do much research. he has called the around me regime rational. he called that if it's properly engage they can be a responsible regional power and can actually help resolve the conflicts between sunnis and shiites. it often grates rates on a cost-benefit basis. to contrast that with israel's position. their position in iran, it some takes rational steps geared to achieve the same goals. among them destruction of my country. they are a jihadist cult type regime that is supporting tear and all the things i've talked about. the president has said openly that iran is not north korea. they've said that iran is worse than 50 north korea's. how how big of a gap can you get? the gap widens, starting in november 2013 when it became clear that the united states had been negotiating witho

has been shot. he has been shot. lee oswald has>> that was the live broadcast on november 24, 1963, the moment when jack ruby shot lee harvey oswald at dallas police headquarters. oswald was not initially arrested for assassinating president kennedy, why was oswald first apprehended? you have 15 seconds. >> he was in a movie theater. he was apprehended. after leaving a movie theater for shooting an officer. shooting a guy. >> i need an answer. >> picked up after leaving a movie thet ter ater for the sho of someone named tippet. >> that is correct. >> shooting of a dallas police officer, j.d. tippet. >> hutch have you wagered? >> 890. >> 1,780. >> all right. it all boils down to what category you pick, chris/alysin. you need 831 points to win. remaining options. moon landing. princess diana's funeral? >> princess diana. >> what? >> take a look at the video. >> if you are just joining our coverage, the coffin of princess diana is moving now past st. james' palace. this is an incredible picture. three generations from the house of win

ha, ha, let's have the one i can't identify fight the one i've never heard of! yes! ( applause ) now, i don't know-- ha-ha! delicious! i don't know who either of you gentlemen are, but i'm sure someone will miss you! may the margin of error be ever in your favor. ( laughter ) citizens, last week, the games lost a brave fighter in rick perry. i'd like to say he's gone to a better place, but i believe he lives in houston. ( cheers and applause ) or thereabouts. i don't know. i don't know. and alas, tonight, the games must bid adieu to yet another promising tribute. >> wisconsin governor scott walker is pulling the plug on a campaign that has been circling the drain for some time. >> i was sitting in church yesterday. the pastor's words reminded me that the bible is full of stories about people who were called to be leaders in unusual ways. today, i believe that i am being called to lead by helping to clear the field. >> stephen: yes, god is calling on him to lead by getting out of the way. yes! ha-ha! aah! ahh! mmmm! yeah! and this only two months after walker announced his candidacy by saying, "running

ha ha ha! fully cooked johnsonville breakfast sausage. >> welcome back. ben: jets missed decker. chris ivory dressed but didn't play. the quad is bothering him. the jets down 17-zip and hitting for what looked to be a first down and he tried to lateral the ball and fumbled it. the jets made a second half comeback and hitting curly for the 7 yard touchdown pass. the pass is picked off. the eagles beat the jets. the jets are now 2-1. the jets play next sunday in london. >> the yankees are trying to clinch a playoff spot. they were at home playing the white sox. it is a great outing by louise. he works out of a jam by getting a double play. dustin continue toes make a push for the second base job and hitting a homer, his third as a yankee. >> the mets back in cincinnati a day after clinching the nl east over the weekend. great on the mound. the mets played the backups and here it comes. mets win it 8-1. >> more issues for the washington nationals. jonathan and bryce exchanging words. see what happens after. papelbon giving up five runs. >> the mets have a phenomenal rookie roster an

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ha ha. yeah. ha ha. wait. what?w, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sun screen, but that's another way to go. alan, i can't go to a soccer game. i just got home from vegas. you went out last night to return a video. yeah, but i ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the bellagio. that explains the tuxedo.

thank you for stopping by, ha, ha, ha, ha. [ laughter ] today marks the first day of national hispanice month or as donald trump calls it, september. [ laughter ] according to espn, new york giants player jason pierre-paul may be missing more fingers than initially suspected from his july 4th fireworks accident. the team became suspicious after he sent a text saying he was just fine. [ laughter and applause ] today is national double cheeseburger day. to celebrate americans will just remove one of the patties from our usual triple cheeseburgers. save you for later. [ light laughter ] new research has found that eating olive oil could help lower the risk of breast cancer. huh, i guess that's why popeye never got breast cancer. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] that groan you guys made is the same noise olive oyl makes, just so you know. [ laughter ] [ popeye laugh ] [ laughter ] if you groan anything groan about the fact that it's 2015 we're making a popeye joke. [ laughter ] taco bell has opened a new line of more up scale restaurants they are calling cantinas which will fe

has spent more money on it. and the rest of the international community really hasn't stepped up. the united states has, britain has, kuwait has. but look at the other contributions, saudi arabia, for example, that's a drop in the bucket. and so the u.n., those camps are way underfunded and you want to know one reason why those thousands of people hit the road? because this year the u.n. had to cut their food rations in the camps because they didn't have the money to pay for food. >> that's what i was going to ask. why is this happening right now? is it because of the things like the u.n. food ration? why now? >> a combination of that and it has been going on so long these people are beginning to despair but a couple of interesting sort of global economy issues. entrepreneurs. smugglers have gotten into this business. and twitter. people in the camps actually learned from twitter that germany was changing its policy. and that if they could get to germany they could get in. and that opened the floodgates. gwen: and now people are putting up the fences that stemmed the floodgates and that argument is also spreading t

[cheers and applause] ha ha ha! and i've got $1 million i just can't wait to give away today on millionaire. [cheers and applause] today's first contestant is a girl's girl who's stuck working at a fire department with all guys. she's here to prove women are always right. from salt lake city, utah, please welcome sarah bohe! [cheers and applause] hi, sarah! >> oh, my gosh! [laughs] >> how are you? >> great. >> nice to see you. >> it's so great to see you.

ha ha ha. i gothe d n tohaa ha tre. etn toat setng tha's tual nutritiou (bh) w'youraddy >> joey and phoebe, a little "friends "ow "friends" re you were hanging with a lot of people last night. >> man, was ever. there were emmys all over the place. i was at the hbo bash. there was so much there to celebrate with wins. more than anybody else by a long shot. but the party always starts at thegovernor's ball. >> tracy morgan gave away, she did the best i won pose. amy held on to hers and got a hug from andy sandler. this is where the winners got the sttatues engraved. at the hbo party, julia and her hubby posed with their newest family editions and everyone was talking about viola's historic win. >> talk a little bit about what a strong nig it was for women and especially women of color tonight at the em >> i think it was a great night for women, women of color as an african-american woman, you know we represented to the fullest. and we just want to b respected on even playing field. and at the end of the day, that's what it

, ha, ha, ha. >> stephen: well, thanks, jim brown. you're hilarious. , folks, that's exciting but surely that is the last if the ball legend here tonight. let's get on with the show. folks, you know, tax policy ask so -- >> not so fast, stephen. you. >> stephen: coach bill cowher. >> stephen, you need makeup. >> stephen: thanks, coach, thanks so much. >> will you take your glasses off, please. >> stephen: then i won't be able to read my prompter. >> there you go, stephen, now you look great, you got this, right. >> stephen: yeah, i think i do, i think i could do. >> you can do this. >> stephen: i think we're already doing it right now. >> dig, dig down really deep. >> stephen: we're digging, we've done the digging. >> so you don't need a fiery pep talk? >> i don't think so. but it's nice to see you. >> you know, inspiring others is what i do. and if i can't do that, what good am i? >> aww. >> stephen: oh, no, coach, coach, i don't want you to think like that. >> no. >> stephen: coach, i might not need your fiery pep talk but there are millions of people

ha, ha, ha! oh my god. bleep ]. >> dad really can't scold you for doing stuff to your hair if he's color blind. >> we're going to be doing this all day. >> i'd want to take him to the butterfly pavilion, the ice cream shop. >> show him double rainbow. >> look at the reds! holy [ bleep ]! >>> drinking a can of coke not exactly rocket science but if you're these guys t is. we've heard of diet coke creating explosive reactions but these guys decided something else. remove coke from said bottle and you get this stuff in lighter, butane, but they claim propane. you get some butane and also get this, one of the larger gas tanks and firing it into the top of this bottle. now someone may be able to explain the science of this to me, probably the density of the cap and things like that. you go outside and turn it upside down, that happens. >> the gas isn't escaped? >> the density might be it doesn't go up, stay there is. this video going crazy viral, already reviews in the millions. look how high it goes. >> that is

ha, ha. >>> one of the greatest feelings when you know your parents are having fun with you, and then they sometimes give you gold like this. here's mom rolling down the hill with the kids. >> uh-oh, uh-oh. >> mom can't stop. mom? >> you think it's over, no. >> oh my gosh. >> what is she practicing to be a stunt woman? >> those last two rolls i think are because she's propping laughing so hard she can't physically get herself into the position to stop. >> like a crash test tummy, legs and arms going everywhere. >> like a doll going down the hill. that one was good but this one is better. here is mom on a trach lean. >> no, no. >> i reckon she's going to slam half in, half out. >> she expecting to jump back out, because that's got going to happen. >> when you so he how she jumps therein lies the rub. >> no! ha, ha! >> she got one foot on theening when she fails. >> she chickened out, didn't commit. >> had she stuck to her guns it would have been a win. >> thanks, mom, for all that gold. >>> dumping the foreign exchange student and the awkwardness starts. >> come on, he's really handsome. >> see how it ends next "right this minute." >>> still to come a homeless dog needs a helping hand. >> this dog tangled with the porcupine and the porcupine won. >> see the rescue who has him feeling good as new. >>> plus friday's buzzword for your shot to win an ipad mini. myths out there about a reverse mortgage so i want you to know the facts. a reverse mortgage is insured by the federal government; you can get tax-free money from the equity in your home; you can use the money to pay off your current mortgage, if you have one; the remaining money can be used for anything; there's no monthly mortgage payments, and you still own your home! call today to get your free guide and dvd. it's explains how a gove

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ha, ha, ha! they all fall out except the guide. >> he's lucky. >> here comes another boat. >> woo, hoo! >> it's like bumper boats. so he falls in but the carnage isn't over yet, you guys. >> you don't go rafting to stay dry. >> true. >> this is in port townsend, washington, this not so fun. the guy and his dog are in this boat but they had to be rescued because the mast went down and the boat was pinned under this ferry terminal. you see this man in distress right here before the rescue. you can see the problem the man is having. >> he's trying to get him out. >> the person with the video and another man were there to help get him and his dog out. this last one, a man in a boat and everything is going smoothly. it's slow. what possibly could happen? >> the slowest crash ever? >> yes. watch. >> oh no, he pressed the wrong button. that's a lever, what are you doing? you're doing it wrong. >> this guy was in the water for quite some time. >> stay on land next time. >>> for some of us guys, it's diff

has been words. pope francis has talked about putting together the commission, the commission has begun work, he has lked about vatican tribunals but the only one that has been cancelled. but when we look at what is in the vatican itself pope francis is sitting on the largest database of evidence about clergy sex crimes that has been collated in the vatican since 2001. >> we should say the pope has created a tribunal to judge bishops who don't report or punish cases of sexual abuse, he has promised investigations. if you had the chance to meet with pope francis and we do understand that he may be again meeting with victims of sexual abuse this week privately, what would you say directly to him? >> well, you know, i think any meeting with sexual abuse victims should be public because we have been shuttled into secrecy far too much and it's really a demand for action. we have an archbishop in st. paul that need to be centered and needs the rights and privileges taken away and needs to be serious action to protect kids right now because it's not happening. >> joelle thank you so much for joining us with

ha ha ha! fully cooked johnsonville breakfast sausage. we don't make sausage. >> meteorologist: looks like we have certainly heard dealing with but flood watches have scaled-back a bit. the northern tier of the tristate did expand for a while but scaled back, that is the good news, heaviest showers and storms are moving to the north, the northernmost counties will be at greatest risk for flooding but localized flooding has already taken place but the heavier stuff have moved on from the major metro areas but still dealing with it eastern long island into connecticut as we look to the southwest, we have little bit of a break coming at us but that doesn't mean we are in the clear, we will see scattered showers and storms as opposed to the heavier stuff we have seen through the overnight hours, high temperatures 74, cooler and windy tomorrow and windy wet weekend coming and s as well. kerry: windy when we can. >> a dark spot with the baseball games last night. wild card spot but they took a pounding from the red sox last night, we will take t

has declared a state of emergency in two border counties. it also has imposed tough new checks. a four-meter high fence haslso been constructed. >> illegal migrants do have to comply with basic principles and procedures. those who haven't applied on their journey to the hungarian border. and there's no sign of that in the system and they don't have proof of that. they are automatically going to be turned back. okay. that's what we are awaiting from these people to choose the legal way. that's it. >> our correspondent andrew simmons on the border. >> reporter: it's much quieter now, simply because refugees aren't getting through in anything like the they were. the new laws have proven effective in that regard, and as far as the refugees go, they are stuck in serbia, and a few hundred became stuck within the no man's land between the two countries with no immediate solution in sight. the hungarian government has declared a state of emergency in two counties and it is following through on all of the new regulations on asylum law, which mean that only a handful, if that of refugees could in effect go through h

ha, ha, ha! >> bye. >> they all fall out except the guide. >> he's lucky. >> here comes another boat. >> woo, hoo! >> it's like bumper boats. so he falls in but the carnage isn't over yet, you guys. >> you don't go rafting to stay dry. >> true. >> this is in port townsend, washington, this not so fun. the guy and his dog are in this boat but they had to be rescued because the mast went down and the boat was pinned under this ferry terminal. you see this man in distress right here before the rescue. you can see the problem the man is having. >> he's trying to get him out. >> the person with the video and another man were there to help get him and his dog out. this last one, a man in a boat and everything is going smoothly. it's slow. what possibly could happen? >> the slowest crash ever? >> yes. watch. >> oh no, he pressed the wrong button. that's a lever, what are you doing? you're doing it wrong. >> this guy was in the water for quite some time. >> stay on land next time. >>> for some of us guys

[cheers and applause] ha ha ha!'m terry crews, and i've got $1 million i just can't wait to give away today on millionaire. [cheers and applause] today's first contestant is a girl's girl who's stuck working at a fire department with all guys. she's here to prove women are always right. from salt lake city, utah, please welcome sarah bohe! [cheers and applause] hi, sarah! >> oh, my gosh! [laughs] >> how are you? >> great. >> nice to see you.

has 650,000 people, and pretty soon, you've got the numbers to select for a thousand serious members of a congress watchdog group, and this happens all over the country, 435 districts. every district has talent, every district has a community college, 4-year college, lot of talent. the thousand people put themselves behind an agreed agenda. i mentioned some of these: the living wage and full insurance and so on, war and peace. they agree from the beginning, so they don't have to bicker so much. they agree to devote 200 hours a year, volunteer 200 hours a year, 4 hours a week. they agree to raise or contribute $200 a year, and they open an office with 2 or 3 full-time staff. and then they summon their members with an agreed-upon, national agenda of long-overdue redirection supported by a majority of the american people, what abraham lincoln called "the public sentiment" when he said, "with the public's sentiment, you can do anything," which is why i say 1% of the american people turning congress around, turns the executive branch around, turns our priorities into humane and productive paths, reduces the level of corrosive greed, and on and on. we become a humanitarian superpower instead of a military-ravaging em

has happened to the poll numbers since july. both of them have come way down and john kasich has gone up a little bit. rubio has basically stayed static. with the big debate on wednesday, who has the strongest hand not just in the debate, but beyond to become the establishment alternative? the person who has the strongest hand is john kasich by far. it doesn't show up in those numbers -- where you have seen him rise is the one place he's trying to rise, which is in new hampshire, where his numbers have improved appreciably. there's a growing sense among the republican establishment crumbled, walker has marco rubio has never taken off, and that bush has crumbled to the point now that only one who has any forward momentum is john kasich. ,e could easy optimistic compassionate conservative that they could rally behind if he continues to perform well and improves on his last debate performance which if you will recall was very strong. mark: i will tell you what he might be the answer -- at least he's doing well in a state. there is no well to stop trump unless you win one of the first four states. where can walk or

grail it's also what he sees when he looks at ♪ ♪ the bathroom scale damn. [ cheers ] >> steve: ha-ha-hathat's exactly why i deserve 50% of this show. questlove saved that joke. >> jimmy: he might have saved the joke, but what about his little secret? ♪ >> steve: oh, what's the matter, juicy? you afraid to get jiggy with the higgie? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgie, you're being an ass. >> steve: oh, oh, i'm not an ass. this is an ass. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, terrance. >> hey, jim. [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> jimmy: great. >> good, good, good. look, i want to talk to you about something serious. i know y'all do these parodies on your show. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> well, no, thank you. no. don't do one of "empire." >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] no. we wouldn't. yeah. >> you sure? >> jimmy: i wouldn't. do -- that. [ laughter ] >> why you talkin' funny? i [ bleep ] [ bleep ] up for [ bleep ] with me, man. >> jimmy: i'll -- i'll remember that. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hey, stay tuned for part two of "jim-pire" with some more very special guests right after th

ha, ha, ha! oh my god. holy [ bleep ]. >> dad really can't scold you for doing stuff to your hair if he's color blind. >> we're going to be doing this all day. >> i'd want to take him to the butterfly pavilion, the ice cream shop. >> show him double rainbow. >> look at the reds! holy [ bleep ]! >>> drinking a can of coke not exactly rocket science but if you're these guys t is. we've heard of diet coke creating explosive reactions but these guys decided something else. remove coke from said bottle and you get this stuff in lighter, butane, but they claim propane. you get some butane and also get this, one of the larger gas tanks and firing it into the top of this bottle. now someone may be able to explain the science of this to me, probably the density of the cap and things like that. you go outside and turn it upside down, that happens. >> the gas isn't escaped? >> the density might be it doesn't go up, stay there is. this video going crazy viral, already reviews in the millions. look how high it goes. >>

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