, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha. >> why the [ bleep ] would you guys do this? >> watch out. >> he's not seeing the humor in the situation. >> you could -- >> i love that -- >> [ bleep ] >> this kid may be a 20 something but at this moment he is six. >> levi. >> he is immediately thrown under the bus. he's like, right. >> come on. >> tries to hug it out. >> yeah, no, i'm sorry. that's not a thing you hug out. i get it. you know you guys spend so much time out there looking for these things, the walking, and all that stuff. >> so what? it's a game, man. you're a grown adult using your friend just -- >> funny you should say that, nick. >> wait he's almost -- >> justin -- >> you just -- >> he goes driving down the road, and you can see they're going to try to make it up to him. >> i got to put this out there. there is a chance that it's a double double fake and that we're all still getting -- so let's just keep our senator laxes at attention. >> it's time to play is it real, is it fake? >> starting off with a sh

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable >> dad's so happy! i was diagnosed with lung cancer. as a firefighter approaching a fire i had to confine it, contain it and attack it. and i went to cancer treatments centers of america. we

and your guess is as good as mine when i first sawhis video -- >> ha, ha, , ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean to get rid of the bugs goop that you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did fd h and there's another video. >> don't want to know >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. so whatever you're thinking myself it's not ght. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >>h, come on, gs. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a one makes for an unforgettable surprise. >>> the simple mention of the name roman atwood -- ? >> makes you tense up. >> sends chills down your spine because this guy is a classic prankster. however,ll of roman's pranks have made him quite the s

ha, ha, ha. my dad would say -- >> look out! >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever saw it. the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- >> impact in this next video here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back and tries to hit the pers

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. well, that may have been a premature burn. >> d.n.c. airwoman debbie wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private e-mails by d.n.c. executives. >> larry: looks like the burn-er has become the... one who got fired, apparently. run out of that joke analogy, already. (laughter) so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. and for a while, it lived up to the billing. baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake forgot to bang the gavel, then you had this congresswoman's quasi-twin-the-shining sister who came on stage for a shout-out but wouldn't leave -- it's a shout-out! go on! get! then you had crying guy in a peter pan hat -- i mean, get over it. stop crying. you're a boy for the rest of your life. that's what you wanted, that's what you got. but then, finally, somebody comes out on stage and hits it out of the park. >> cory booker: king pointed to the mountain top, kennedy pointed to the moon -- from seneca falls to those who stood at stonewall inn, giants before us said in a ch

ha, ha, ha. >> when i was learning to drive >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? you know why? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever w the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back and tries to hit the person again and misses.

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable >>> i'm about so hoe you something really cool. "right this minute." ?? >> oh. ?? >> this video posted on the acoustic channel the filmmaker and musician apologizes f

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. >> ha, ha, ha! we join the chicago united riders on a group ride in the chicago area. right off the bat from this one angle you can see there's a couple of guys over the double yellow line. now keep your eyes on that gray pickup truck right there. if you notice as the riders pass his blinker comes on. looks like he's trying to work his way aroun wheelies, other riders riding outside of the yellow line. you'll see this gray truck come back through the shot. >> oh -- >> what the -- >> now he has crossed the line and looks like he's speeding down the street and driving quite aggressively. of course, now that's going to do nothing but fire up the rest of these guys in the group of riders. but watch what the guy in the truck does next. >> whoa. >> oh! >> many of the bikers begin to swarm around this driver and start screaming at each other through his open window. >> wow. >> somebody de-escalate this, please? after the screaming match the guy having clear open road to drive away. but he doesn't. >> oh. >> now the riders are off their bikes trying to smash the windows of this

ha, ha! [ light laughter ] finally someone giving the footwear industry what for. scandalous. or should i say sandal-ous? ha, ha, ha. now i'm doing it! [ laughter ] >> seth: this one is for enthusiasts of the breed of dog norwegian elkhound. where is a norwegian elkhound's favorite place? the shed. >> the shed. [ laughter ] shed. [ laughter ] because they shed a lot. [ laughter ] my norwegian elkhound sheds a lot. yes. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm really, really, really glad you enjoyed it that much. this next joke is very specific. it's for people who have swallowed a harmonica. [ light laughter ] and to get it you have to know there are two kinds of harmonicas, one of the two being a diatonic harmonica. here it goes. how did the woman swallow a harmonica? she drank a gin and diatonic. >> ha, ha, ha! [ harmonica sound ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: it's nice -- it's nice that you can still laugh. [ laughter ] it's for people who were in show choir at benson high school between 1992 and 1996. who was the only person to pass mr. renchy's final exam? sherry helmer. because she was giving him a s

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt hi >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. gs taste. >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- [ indiscernible ] >> yes. cheek bones. >> she has found her sl mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of these two. >> god what the heck is going on with this? shoulders, front and middle back. four surgeries. >> i have my eye color changed. i had transplants and my nose three times. my lips. >> got more plastic in them than ken and barbie combined. >> honestly, yeah. >>

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! oh, man, but how did the, uh--the people react? hi. buka is very important, you know... yaffa: yeah. akman: turkish style. nowadays, unfortunately, a lot of, uh, darbuka turks play the egypt style, you know? yaffa: yeah, egyptpt style, exactly. boy, that's crazy. that's--that's--that's turkey. ertel: yeah. yaffa: you have little kids like this that kick ass. you know what i mean? people in the west, you know, they study for-- you know, they're 30 years old, and they still can't do it, and you got a 7-year-old girl coming over here and go... [imitates drum roll] you know? ha ha ha! akman: yeah, and she's very powerful, you know? yaffa: yeah, exactly. she knows how to get the money, too. [laughter] that's brilliant. [man vocalizing] yaffa: did you get the influence from the seventies or-- ertel: the sixties. yaffa: right. ertel: that's when i thinknk electr, , uh, baglamama, electrc saz was b born. yaffa: yeah. ertel: i find, um, mumusic done with, uh, a guitar, uh, pretty much, you know, like, uh, dead, uh, because, uh, you cannot play b

ha, ha. >> people are getting very am also just a bit confused. >> especially she's on top of it. she thinks she's got this girl's number. >> gets a bit confused. hang on. tail take another picture. ha, ha, ha i'm on to you. changes pose. >> what? >> and it still is doing it. >> okay, give up the goods pettigrew, how? >> you know i don't like to give i can give away the goods in this case. because if you go to the app store on your phone right now, you can find this app here. trick pic, magic and prank camera which will enable you to do all kinds of things like, for example, make people appear in a picture that weren't there. make yourself vanish, make your clothes vanish and stuff like that. so if you think this is the kind of trick that you want to be pulling you want to be a bit more like rich ferguson check out his video and maybe grab this app as well and you, to phone. >> modern safety and technology allow us to go wow instead of oh, no. bmw rally car coming around the turn here gets a little loose. >> oh! >> oh, no. >> wow. >> right. >> don't worry, though, as soon as the dust settles, there's your driver. oh, driver, also just fine. >> he gets out of the car so jovial like o

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ha ha ha ha ha ha! cookies. [techno music] world's happiest native american. it's the 2016 republican nationarepublicannational conve. so mission accomplished. night four, the party's over. (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central thank you! thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. so we're done, people. we're done. our final night in cleveland, the republican national convention is over, and at this rate, pretty soon, the country will also be over. yesterday, donald trump spent his entire 75-minute speech pitching a horror movie about how a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. we had a whole show planned about trump, you know. we had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. but then a few hours ago, we're, like, (bleep) it. yeah. yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. the guy says anything, and it's news. he farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours -- what do you think that smell means? but the convention is over. he

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